MAX KHADAR AS YOU’VE NEVER HEARD HIM… BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER HEARD HIM!!! | NO RULES SHOW W/ SPECS

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Have you ever looked at Red Bull but yeah you know it looks like yeah don’t say it though I know but only at football yeah offb you go to stadiums for some reason you’re you’re Uranian it’s true it’s bubbly like you know what I mean it’s really having a party man

But most importantly people it’s 2024 happy New Year and I hope you all have a fantastic year where you swing your legs mhm off that height building cuz we need more leg swingers I feel like we cut down in 2023 we need more in 2024 T JY how you doing yep I’m

Having a great start to the year yeah aex Jackie I can see presents and that love it but you know who loves Christmas more than anyone of course Max cadal Max cadal maxad welcome to no rules my brother why are you clapping man we’re supposed to clap man yeah that’s true

Yeah yeah I don’t normally clap you force me to Clap by clapping for yourself nah crazy now I feel bad B you feel bad yeah you you might have to stand up man listen before this whole show starts that I didn’t even tell you but I

Actually got a present for you wow spec used to give presents to his guest I can’t hear what he’s saying he’s taking me to the desert I got thr my ears over there not too long ago M was only a shoot with this guy for Channel 4 yeah every second

Like like he kept spraying something his face kept doing his lip so man literally just flew back from the states and I was thinking yo let me look after my brother so I got this for you straight from the states hold that that’s love that’s love bro let

Bomb I know you love CH stick yeah I know we not chap classic Cherry you’re not I you’ve used this as well it huh yeah cuz there should be plastic going around M who’s used this no please who’s used this I know it though you go first happy New

Year happy New Year so yours are dry are you going to use are you going to no it’s been it’s been list it’s been open but to be fair he was Somali flying from New York to London and they don’t like that so they would have opened

Everything he owns yeah so what do you read later the the the TS say the the people in the airlines the airports they don’t like it yeah they open everything so I mean white privilege in it so yeah no 100% no I ack max they’re in the wrong I believe

That I don’t think you’re a bad guy I’m a good you exactly I’m a good guy come from a good but but remember obviously you just come from the states yeah people if you see him on Snap you’ll see this guy was living but to get into the

States they have to look at the way you look and honestly bro you’re knacked I’m knacked I I don’t even know Jord look you well let’s look at him at the same time you see you see you no you are honestly I call what you say

Max this is for you this a present for you bro walk around with this every day man n you w honestly the CL it’s got show me a picture of him in secondary he believed he was the pest thing in secondary as well I had it I

Had it in second no you were you were delusional I had it in secondary had what in secondary had the looks so where’s it going now it’s still there why why had why not still know because I you know the patch cuz you had to White Barber all right let’s see the forehead

By the way got huh spec spec went to White Barbers yeah I went to White Barbers cuz my Barbers were busy yeah not white not white as in North African no not Turkish not Greek not North African white white white like a British British dog like beans and and all of

That yeah D Gregory Dy oh you know what I love is you can see where the hairline was cuz it’s a little bit drier and a little bit lighter his forehead looks white up there up the top it does I know okay I’m I’m I’m Somali this week I

Don’t care what anyone tolds me I look like abdad cuz the thing is you know is ABD you know what is like when I was when I went to this barber shop I said to myself there’s no rules but I I had a choice now what I

Like about white barbers in 202 cuz this the trim was in 2023 by the way yeah is um no one has their barar so black people have their barar that’s my there’s six barers in the barber shop but you’re going to that one guy that’s been trimming you since

School yeah there’s three barers and everyone’s is like next next so whatever seats empty what oh if you got your guy someone will say next you go I’m waiting for him all right cool next so what you know we got we got guys that go white barers we can

Find out yeah oh yeah is that what you do do you have your guy or you can anyone could anyone see that’s the I like that yeah I like that but I can’t do that let me see your let me see what your what you got G on

Upstairs see wow bro we’re going to be all day with this but um yeah as I was saying what yeah what T do you get so what I get is bro I have long hair you know I have long hair go down here but go down where like down

Here took it below I’ve never seen I’m from Sudan I’ve never seen a Somali with a hair down here like here bro there’s plenty pman mullet so M of M yeah yeah I had a millet I had a millet last year what I don’t think he’s saying that I had a

What you had a what I had a mullet man mullet what the hell was a was a mullet mullet one them Australian donies yeah yeah yeah yeah it’s big in America now it’s blowing up I like my lips man bring them back bring bring it back in you

Know there’s a black version yes um no one’s grabbing I’m going to say black mullet um you get a little bump at the back here oh yeah and you f it fad it not necessarily oh Eddie Murphy’s brother Charlie Murphy yeah in that film was that ah wait in um Dave Chappelle

Scene was viral man uh no that’s isn’t that Jericho oh that’s Jericho is it no it’s a little afro bump at the back it’s called a shag I know the one you’re talking about a shag how you know this T just know stuff man how come you don’t

Know this cuz I’ve never heard a sh oh facts facts facts facts facts facts you’re on the right show oh man so yeah when I went to this barber shop now obviously there’s three white guys and I I’m sitting there and I’m doing my like my scouting I’m really looking to see

How they’re trimming and they look all good like they all look good I saw a younger one I thought should I go to you and then obviously the guy in the middle was old and another guy was old and the guy in the middle was free and he he

Looked at me he like bro you ready and I like that because it’s like you that means you’ve Tred a black man before when I went to him man and I told him I said boss please don’t touch the hairline just remove the hair in front of the hairline oh of course I

Know and you know white people shape ups take 1 hour yeah yeah cuz they use different cream and all this stuff that’s why I’ve been scratching a lot did they use Clippers yeah yeah but very very sharp sharp you know the worst you know when scissors and combs you know when it starts

Spraying after the trim starts bleeding yeah it’s crazy the worst but I’m going to go back J I’m just going to show you a shag this is a shag oh yeah yeah yeah I know that I know that football had that a football had that oh Kanye Kanye West had itot

Footb I’m Patrick had that no he his hair didn’t grow like that he had the he had the Mark Morrison yeah anyway someone had that man where was you going for back can [Laughter] see wait that is a great question what do you mean you knew me when I had hair I

Don’t know what you had te you knew me when I had hair you started shaving my head as when did I start shaving my head 2020 see a t i t what did you have back in the day you definitely knew me when I had

Step to the barers you sit down on the chair what you asking for T did you have a mullet I I had the same Barber you don’t ask for stuff I’m not I’m not one of those people that he knows everything your Bara knows everything usually

You’re the the usual man musk you musk musk you’re lashing out cuz I cuz I can see dry skin where your hair used to be n so good day come the slow jump voice 11: a.m. in the morning I hav even showed you the real

Voice yet this voice is Crazy by the way yeah what these Voice come from by the way it was there I’ll be honest I got smoked what when he got what I was yeah you know what I’m thinking you’re saying right when you got smed

I’m that’s what it means to be man got smoked man I’d be for a couple years back in the day and and secondary times in it yeah 11 man got rushed one brother I just went kicked boom R Adam Z what they changed are you joking possible

It’s not true cuz he went he’s from Wimbledon they don’t fight there but see you’re getting kicked in the throat and losing your voice I I haven’t even seen that in wrestling it’s accident about don’t TR this at home it’s accidence it does happen in wrestling though what voice

Change yeah yeah like people you can boom impact to the yeah to the to change your accent you know mango ask what the hell is going on Mango ask when my voice changed though like yo we could do a operation on your voice yeah what do you want American accent Australian ACC accent

Canadian accent I said n just give me the pop smoke accent give you the pop smoke accent yeah that’s so dumb that’s so dumb I don’t know what to believe I say that no I like with Max I wouldn’t believe 99% of what he especially when I speak like

When I’m angry I sound like a demon R is it so what about voice notes huh what about voice notes how do you what happens is it to amand or is it to John let’s go John yeah let’s go John oh in you’re right yeah and it works yeah right let’s do um

A man owes you peace he give my [ __ ] money why did you trade the ACC you didn’t have surgery oh my tablets sorry guys what you have vitamin D I have vitamins oh the T have one as Welly it’s 2024 man oh man so what you got

There so this is our got umon iron cuz um for those who keep saying my iron’s low don’t know how she knows that and then um she stays with you frush and then um what the wow I’m joking and then vitamin D so I noed I noticed you know there’s some days

Here I don’t know like I’ll wake up I’ll do the school one I listen to some classic classic in the morning I’m in a good Mo gets at 1200 and I start feeling knackered like I’ve been kicking ball on that so I thought what is that and it’s

Obviously what time do you go to bed that’s just old age that’s the old age no way man it can’t be I’ll go bed 11: wake up no you don’t no this guy wakes up go like 11 there’s a time in the group chat where t yeah t now my bedtime

Has been like 9 t you seen pajamas but naked or just but generally naked yeah you but naked generally is it yeah no but should imagine that now that’s a nightmare of course but I’m lying everywhere T So T when you get to go Lou you just you just

Leave everything open or you you you going to put boxes on to go toilet to go toilet in my own home when no one’s there you got every at yeah course put clothes put clothes you put clothes on to go toilet yeah but he’s got he’s got

Kids so you’re saying some man sleep so no but your your kid ain’t like your kid ain’t up and about yeah yeah babies will still have a peep they always you remember as a baby you look you D be chicken yeah but his baby’s like born yesterday still they still look that’s

What they can do that’s all they can do no man used to be naked never in a Mil the most boxes only but I’ve never slept for I got hell of family members impossible I can sleep naked even if it what you say you what do you sleep with I’m in boxes

Still cuz at the hospital remember you you were sleeping with with the back door open so we got to make sure what doors what doors closed this time where my bum was at cool but that’s the best when a n walks in on the LA

What what wait a minute oh so you know you know about bu no oh I saying say if you sleep in a in boxes in a hospital and you know when randomly when a nurse wakes you up hey take a your tablets take this this that fig right I just got

My out what happens what happens next goe huh what happens next it depends if she’s around your age you know if you’re around your age and she’s feeling your te that’s a quick PN day and this is all from the time you got kicked in the

Adams Apple but I went to hospital bad times scraps best so you lost a [Laughter] lot listen there’s a question we we like to ask our guests all the time but obviously we haven’t ask him a while because we had new guests I can’t find

New guests but I find matad um are you sure of Shar you know even I’ve never done in my life but even if I wanted to it just wouldn’t be possible I like 50 family members in a CF and more a even got lock that’s good that’s checking your

MIRS that’s cool checking your MIRS I like that if you if there’s no lock on the toilet don’t try and I’m Jing I got a lock on the toilet but it’s down downstairs toilet but upstairs the upstairs toilet is got a lock but it’s like it’s for gazy if you lock it

Sometimes you will be even able be open it okay what about you went America now you’ve G to America you youve left your youve taken your brother yeah now you now there’s locks and toilets and it’s just need to do that bro but on the holiday bro they new ethnicity is out

There go chat to the people then so so that’s what don’t be looking yourself in the room isolated never you never done it they say lock they say lock down so what okay so about when you wake up in the morning and your arrow is pointing shower you yourself you know

Let me KNE it C shower C shower let C off oh so you arue your peace so what you do anything oh no I’m I’m I’m a you know what am I what how many seasons have I done to Jordy testimonial testimonial I’m I’m I’m you know over

Over 30 years of my yeah professional I’m like professional it’s bro like it’s absolutely normal you know he’s a platinum member but yeah I’m a platinum you know man heard if you do the if you do the short sh thing B there’s a effect like it it could cause blindness it can

Like could do a lot of okay then then you’re you that means you’re that’s why you wear you see you see what I’m saying that’s why he wears some glasses no you wear glasses too so everyone that wears glasses are are Platinum S no but your

Ones your ones are your lenses are 3D they stick out yeah what’s your lens minees are 2D let me see take your glasses off Max you’re shocking you know it looks like poet but you know where where poet’s eyes were closed to get oh my God he he look like

Po if it came in if like that’s v no it’s not vile no is good looking in a bad way yeah everyone everyone’s beautiful in their own way a it but all man So max I had a bad day the other day man sh out to you what happen so you know obviously I’m a big man got kids I always take my daughter to my family house like my auntie’s house yeah which is in Kelly so where Kelly

Califoria calonia Ro yeah I like that so we call C old C like it’s California so it’s the Wimbledon of North not we they should call La is it no they shouldn’t call it la la no they shouldn’t call it La would you agree with that J The

Wimbledon of North oh very much so you can walk there what is it is it it got MPS so happen good you so anyway so my stepdad is from Lebanon you know Lebanon be course be yeah okay you know that cool speak Arabic as well every time I

Bring my daughter you seen my daughter on Instagram yeah yeah I seen that Tik Tok you done with her like the shs and went there no that’s the old one the middle one the the the little one no it’s not my nose it’s psk so don’t do that

So so every time I take it to Cali to the Y having Jer the family that kind of stuff once a week but there’s always a routine my stepdad would take my daughter K Ro AKA Wan will go shop buy stuff come home that’s the routine yeah

So I’m in my room upstairs I’m on the phone talking to whatever Channel 4 so I’m talking stepdad is calling me from downstairs they remember he’s gone out he’s come back and he’s calling me you know my name is it yeah Shango Shango Shango why you

Laughing that is horror that name is so [ __ ] who named you that Mar yeah so shabang i’ be i’ beef I’d beef my auntie he’s named AR name shabang shanga it’s crazy so they’re calling me a it so I’m at the top of the stairs yeah yeah I’m

On a phone to channel 4 whatever and I’m looking down at my stepdad the channel for shut [Laughter] up that’s what I that’s what he know4 so I’m I’m on the top that says my slip dad’s panicking he’s calling me but I’m on the phone I can’t come off the phone

So I’ll go back in the room all shut up fam shut up thinking what what’s that so I’ve come back down but obviously when I’m on the top of the stairs I can see my step my daughter and my auntie you got remember he’s used to being at the

Top of the stairs I’m always yeah of course with te as well I’m [Laughter] not but I can’t see my front doors here there’s someone outside I hype him but I can’t see them but I can see my family so I come down the stairs I look I see

Every brother looking like you outside he must be l so yeah if you want to say that he had a voice so I could hear him clear really he’s there outside I’m inside he’s looking at me so I’m thinking oh this is just a brother that

Has come to say oh specs no rules let me get he’s like bro sorry I didn’t know I said what happened so basically remember I told you my Lebanese yeah he saw my Lebanese step that walking my daughter Lebanese is what color like white Arab

Like you know and my is what color black so he’s thinking kidnap the kidnap do I say look for now you got to drop it now you got to drop it now so obviously I’m mad glasses come off I’m mad because it’s family house you know what I’m saying bargain but obviously

But was playing hero on it but he remember the shut up is still in my head so I’m saying bro you told you know you told Pops shut up shut up in it so I’m angry so he’s like oh you know sorry I didn’t know what it because he’s end up

Apologizing to uh uh to Pops so now I’m up I feel like I’ve been violated the family been violated even though it’s funny I still feel like it’s a violation cuz it’s your family yeah yeah so I go in the kitchen I got the kitchen I get you know

Z z z okay you know in in jro in now man never been to the war I know I never been to the war I never been to the war did he say war did he say War Walk Ina you don’t know Ina Ina the food maybe they pronounce it differently

Wait is like a pancake thing with angero yeah yeah yeah angero in Somali say Ango okay Ango so you know you know the wood yeah yeah yeah so obviously I’ve got to pick up the wood I’ve got again when he’s at the top of the stairs he likes to pick up the wood

So I’ve gone Circle I’ve circled ends now looking for this guy can want to fight him now a it obviously I ended up calling T and Jordy luckily I called this guy told him the story and all he did was this laughed the whole time I

Sced him no no I couldn’t find him so I got in a car I’m heading back to my yard in it obviously a call me say hey I need wood back I’m trying to make in ja me I need wood back his mirrors are off his mirrors are

Off didn’t take his medications wood w oh my God where back is it outrageous but yeah man K Road I’m I’m I’m I’m annoyed with you because if you know Kamal and he’s watching the show right now he’s a big subscriber he’s always walking with my

Daughter up and down Cali but I think the problem was it was 2:00 p.m. and that’s before school time cuz from what we believe it’s lunchtime 12:30 to 1 What We Believe SC like 40 years ago so yeah 3 p.m. that’s where so that’s if you

Walked with you know my daughter at 3 p.m. everything would have been calm yeah cuz there would have been other parents and kids around they could have identified and gone that’s her stepdad well there’s there’s more cuz Lea told when when we got in Lea added more to

The story and I was like why didn’t you tell me when it was earli on it you know when was in in Celly but she said to me when so three people approached my stepdad so he was surrounded oh wow and his response was this is my daughter oh

But he was meant to say grand grand da yeah so when that’s so when he so when he edited it they’ve gone hold on okay they’re like okay how you no no yeah yeah you know the difference he’s like what then he says right let me take all

Of you to to her dad now it doesn’t make any sense no he looks guilty so that was that was the issue and then people recording oh no that’s the thing people were recording what did Ila say she’s just going with it I guess kids don’t really they feel a bit

Intimidated froze yeah no oh another problem someone problem who is this man she fro and Laya said stranger danger no she didn’t she didn’t podowski has taught her stranger danger so if she if you don’t know if L doesn’t know you or doesn’t recognize your forehead she said that about Kamar

No she said that about the person asking her asking but the person asking for come on so so if if you ask Lea a question she doesn’t know you she would say she strange danger so she’s put my stepdad in a hole that’s a that’s the system’s broken down by the way padowski

Your system has failed vski this is all your is it’s B’s fault it is another question T is is T ler walking are people going over there 6 for6 no man never lost a fight is it yes like one time was brother step yo we shs in it

Was like yo like we doing in these ends was in hon yeah my sister man what you doing here I’m fing yeah I just here like Bing with a man what you want to get a kraken what what yeah kind movie you a came up to I said do you want to

You know crack you know you know what cracking means to me in it that’s the thing yeah bro you always always like it doesn’t have to always mean the same way some people craing mean different I mean it like a scrapping way so I just said what one

Time just snuffed his jaw oh so you won that one if I tense if that tense right now you’ll be in shock you keep telling us we’ll be in shock he surprised me we we had a little sparing at that shoot yeah yeah yeah and he surprised me too he actually can throw

Hands I used to do M should fight maybe we should fight he used to do MMA you would get knocked out what I can’t even see it properly I look that you can’t do MMA though huh can’t do MMA cuz that’s grappling why why can’t you do that I’ll

Grab his voice to you I’ll make his voice tap out voice tap out it’s still it’s still reaching since you’ve battle wrapped darkest now you saying MMA Max versus spe yeah we could do M you want do that who W that I me dark by the way I is

Darkest my guy guy but spe you won that you know he’s the he’s the first uh Som say that they all said to me face but face to face on what that you lost oh my God why don’t you support AFC wimbl then I just don’t know just they don’t

Get as many trophies have want them why did you support they got a lot of Trophies by the way why did you support Liverpool what I just sped them today he just started today bro just today man grabbed this right you know before I bed you man I said wait let me

Go to the nearest let me go to the nearest shop classic shirts sorry can I grab this oh so it’s not real no that’s real that means that means I a lot of money where where from around there did you get that from what classic shirts over there yeah oh you wear classic

Shirts yes that’s where I grabbed it from no you didn’t how much was it then uh it was like $69.90 yeah that’s the price $69.99 6990 I’ll tell you what that shirt costs a lot more than $69.90 it says Champions T that’s the old shirt though T it’s got

It’s got the Champions on it where and Trent’s name on the back in the middle was the back that’s like 150 yeah at least you got no back off for you think you think I’m look at your shirt number get the hell out of him man I don’t care about

66 what’s under KN 66 ball oh I knew you like football I I watched some of your stuff and I was like I can tell this guy likes football you know some people in the industry they don’t football is not for them especially funny people funny people don’t like

Football for some reason for the most part your numbers are these numbers are mad what it million how many likes 500,000 likes on what on your videos are IG reals or like Tik Tok I don’t know I don’t know you ask yeah yeah yeah and you so you you speak to people

From other countries yeah yeah me man start of that what’s it called aigle AAL yeah amle a oh it might be aigle but how many how many languages can you speak how many language I can speak I these thring words at me still missing so I can speak English Somali

Arabic and French French yeah why come from jibuti oh is it jib is amazing we need to step test him cuz French yeah a little bit the D was a bit shaky but did your mom speak French to you yeah my mom speaks French no she didn’t speak French

She speaks SM to me bro you know I’ve been like I’m sitting here and shock at this voice I thought it when I first I waited and waited and waited and I was just like this is his voice I’m I’m waiting for him to like come out of this

Everyone’s like yo let me see the real voice but freaking no my my even do that too tough know that means when you wake up your voice is worse oh oh my that’s the best that’s the best no man how did man just get energy from that bro that

Is the best you don’t want to wake up bro I’ll be honest man I had a girl back in the day I had a girlfriend she used I used to go better like 11 p.m. sure message Man whilst I’m awake I would force myself to co out so

I can wake up in the morning just so I can send a voice yeah yeah yeah that’s close that’s why T goes bed early yeah that’s why I can imagine his voice is still the same yeah it’s the same how long you been doing this for now like

Here in a bit what was you doing before this college oh yeah so the what you studying bch engineering so that so you just that’s that’s that’s the the last that was available and man was do man done catering as well so what did you

Want to be yeah yeah yeah you know have you ever watch you wanted to be a pilot I swear to God wanted to be a pilot so you studed engineering and Catering [Laughter] he thinks the pilot comes out and gives food on the plane he thinks the pilot

Leaves and comes out gives out food like he think it’s yeah oh my all right you’ll be the F you’ll be the first pilot to have his chapstick taken off him everywhere he goes but but’s a big Aviation is it what he say teas what never play never play

In the SK to what engine where it came from did oh that’s close do you do like the simulators in it yeah us that’s class so U British Airways eil what what that what’s that man said great show is here from what’s that what do you mean

What’s that to Concord Happ to Concord oh they’re trying to bring it back you know so when planes go missing you dig you dig deeper fly tracker 24.com you w to me after he said what’s the fastest play what’s the fastest play in the world oh is it a Concord doesn’t

Exist huh they got rid of it no but that was spit I okay spit fire we used to call my my f Tech lady Spitfire she used to spit when she talks and she had one eye she had one eye in haggon and the other in dwon oh

You look like used to flam on people in primary I said what he like used to FL on people back in back in school FL on people FL on people no no no no no but I used to play um piss Chase what’s that pit chase you played that you never played

Piss chase sounds like a wiing game to be fair yeah I just piss on just the most the person with the most piss loses on them that’s how equivalent to that that’s like equivalent to the you know the the cookie game like the man they

All go a bus on a cookie and eat a cookie never what sounds like a wiing game well he just the cookie game yeah you never heard that bus on the cookie soy biscuit yeah they play in like private schools allegedly boarding schools I heard it’s a big rug rugby rug

Allegedly is it let me ask it was a witch then she plays rugby she went boarding school didn’t she I don’t think I don’t think girls do soggy biscuit no I don’t think oh oh it’s just a boys just I didn’t know I un the fastest plane in the world by the

Way is um uh the mi25 fox bat yeah I could be that my G Gass you know about play for real how many how many gear sticks are in a plane what [Laughter] first of all it’s not called guess it’s called a yoke and it’s two oh wow he he

Does okay do you know do you know Hamza I’ve I’ve seen him like on yeah on here do you agree come on man let’s go let’s go let’s go get him get him get him no it’s true do you agree do I agree with what

With Hamza what voice he says no that he exists everything about him like he’s Chris Brown he looks like like this going to sound racist if I say it though it it can’t is you look from same country but he looks like a monkey I don’t think he can say that

Still I don’t know I can’t say that but like all right what does Gareth Bale look like oh he looks he looks like someone that you just draw and then they just come out the room I don’t know I think Gareth Bale looks like a monkey do you think so

You he does he does because it is back out have a picture of him but that’s that’s what I’m saying that’s it’s not but you y like you you just got nose eyes brother like I had a good night D ham looks like G Bell that’s a that’s a

Polite way of saying it there you go oh yes you somal Chris Brown but somal [Laughter] gel you know you know when I first parked into specy I never knew you knew tiny Temple so I said to you I said to him I was like bro you look like tiny

Temple like yeah yeah that was my guy back in the day where’s the brother that was using Y I need to see him now I I know cuz he know he’s sucking and you’re hiding your brother’s looks let me see your brother why you hiding your brother let me see him they just

Don’t like being on what’s his name what’s his name I didn’t figure would is he older or younger than you I’m the second youngest he’s older than me he’s 25 what how old are you I’m not I just turned 20 he just drops out of college

To do conent oh my God you’re young man yeah he’s a Wonder kid Wonder kid Wonder this wonder who you know H ham is a good subject H Ham’s a good subject because I think think Somali in this country there’s like a network and every Somali knows

Each other well I I agree well I and when you blew up I didn’t know you were Somali but I was like okay he’s not really Somali is he Somali cuz everyone says jouti Somalia yeah they do yeah a lot of Somali people yeah a lot of Somali

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Polite it’s polite in it you’re reasonable reasonable why I say that you like you you got a eyebags dark hair dark that’s the Glass isn’t it boys let’s quickly just um discuss whether or not we all remember wrestling Max do you remember wrestling wrestling yeah ww Rey Mysterio the ort you said it with three syllables though that means you don’t watch it yeah you said Rey Mysterio no I’m trying okay wrestling wrestling man man man need to do phonics what’s phonic phonic as in like

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Days n you still watch it now WWE no done with it that’s old school man what what what what made you like you know I’m done with this you just grab it man it’s the story lines I told you man Vince man lost it you should have sold the company years

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Tennis by the way isu’s son is the top he’s in the top 18 golf player in in Africa he told me this and I thought myself hold on top 18 top 18 means he’s 18th right yeah so I thought to myself well that’s sick then I thought hold on

How many people in Africa play golf cuz that’s not really a sport that is coming back com right it’s a good point it’s a good point but the videos of issu son though wow I think it’s speak in South Africa T you know that he’s far away and

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Specs what’s that and he you know you know spec don’t do his own shopping do you need do you need a license for that what what to be in theair as the car no B I’m not that old bu what year did you finish umri um

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Tell you come on bro man you let us down no you just had a CV the whole time buto I was I never took School serious but if you type if you type a Tik Tok yeah Max Kad kid you just see me in school do do

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Did you have any um medical problems when he came out of he definitely did that’s a good question these are 2024 questions a good question you have a good medical none only the eyes no no medical issues no eyes eyes how how how young did you get

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If I if I die knowing that I got a pilot license that I paid for and I’m happy with it 100% I’ll do it how long will it take to get pilot it takes well it depends if the airline you go for say if you want to fly for British Airways you

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The biggest stars of 2024 he’s Somali Trent he’s looking for DMs Getm