Happy New Year!

Here’s to the last show of 2023! The crew shares a recap of their assorted Christmas experiences, some mulligan moments they’d do differently, and some new rezzy’s for 2024.

[Applause] oh Merry Christmas if that was your thing happy K Quanza yep uh Happy Han Hanukkah yep there’s more should have started this now we’re going to leave a few out uh for Scientology happy um uh Alien uh zenu day zenu day yeah I hope

You make it to the final level MH may your levels be final and uh I’ve had a couple I’m ding of a white zenu day I think it’s pretty white there it’s mostly white there um I’ve had a couple things in my head that I can’t get out

And it’s driving everyone I love crazy okay uh the first three notes wait first four notes of jingle b rock do you know them go ahead and I just walk around saying it all day just sounds like you’re doing like what is uh is that Homer Simpson

Just do yeah it sounds like that y yeah and then um Santa Baby the beginning but I keep saying I have rabies I I just can’t stop I have rabies I have Ries that is very funny I saw he post about that one and I was

Like yep that’s that’s a very Aron thing to think of mhm oh you got the seal of approval from an actual standup wow hey I’m an actual standup too can I get a sign above my head Aon is he has been a standup but recently killed it on the

Shows we did together this week I killed it on a show we did together oh no it was it was a two show evening everyone was ready to quit after the first show I was really I I sat back there and I just

Kind of sat in a chair in a trance and I was like why am I doing this to myself but he went he he went it was a very not it was a very rural crowd not rural rural crowd suburbs crowd and I was too City for them yeah too much city city

Boy yeah a city slicker yeah uh yeah first one was very bad um Andrew’s parents were there that’s the only one they saw mhm and had some jokes about them that didn’t go good uh then they left thought I was an idiot probably which I get uh and then all of our

Friends came to the second show and did and I did well yeah and everyone did well the the crowd is fun Andrew crushed of course I think everybody had more fun the second show but if you win of the first show thank you so much I had I had

Such a good time in the first show too oh did you yeah it they were both great hey I mean they were both great one of them was younger that is true younger maybe maybe more fun for some people oh they just couldn’t resonate with your young hip

Energy yeah there’s there was a lot of cross arms from old people in the first few rows and that was tough they said actually I don’t believe in a woman’s right to choose yeah they all said that that was their Heckle and I was like I’m

Not even talking about that they said it in unison like they’d been practicing saying it it was so weird I did have like my biggest bit was about Space Jam they haven’t seen that oh so that works in the city which is weird because that’s such that yeah like you missed

Cuz that’s a millennial thing right and you probably playing all the Boomers yeah and they’re not going to yeah yeah your set is designed for ITP which is good yeah those are the people that are going to that that me toilet paper that means inside the perimeter

Which is an Atlanta thing can’t just say ITP there’s an international podcast that’s true yeah all of our listeners in in Asia will not know ITP of course I I was uh yeah I was doing Space Jam jokes they didn’t get it and then Andrew has

Gotten edgy and he was doing sex jokes but I’m married so it’s fine you did yeah I don’t know about that Andrew I wasn’t doing premarital sex jokes but now that I’m married I saved my sex jokes for Marriage that’s very good they they love those cuz that’s I guess that’s relatable for them they’ve done that as they’re married uhhuh yeah oh sure they’re not sick they’re not gross dirty sex jokes but I have jokes about my wife’s which pajamas she decides to wear

To figure out if it’s sex night or not that type of St clean wholesome fun uh P Paul will you come here for a second yeah we you a review of the show come on oh Paul was there PA there yeah Paul was there for the for the second

Show Paul’s first appearance on the Pod a victim yeah what yeah yay Paul what do you think of the show it was my first time seeing both Aaron and Andrew do stand up first standup show ever actually whoa I think about it first stand up show ever it was really

Good and last and last never doing it again it was really good um I think it was a lot funnier for people that know both of you just cuz we get your humor and yeah it was it was really good I thought it was good we saying we’re not

Very like accessible no I just think it’s you guys are fit for the young crowd that was at the second show maybe not the first one um it was really good do you have a favorite joke of either of theirs you can remember off the top of your Dome

Tell toah and she missed the show The Crowd call backs in your the first one the the the lady that was talking too much was kind of annoying oh yeah there was a very drunk lady that we had had to have some some words with second show

Was at 900 p.m. and this was at a a bar drinks were being served oh and woodst georia 9:00 p.m. is Late Show yeah yeah I bet they’ve already been up for 14 15 hours what is what is Andrew Stanley putting a woman in her place sound like

He did it very politely of course very very smoothly excuse me ma’am would you please shush just a little he did the dry sarcastic classic like yeah this part of the show where we open it up for discussion this is great you know yeah I was just about

To open it up for discussion man what was that first first you just hear somebody saying something and you’re like I heard my name she kep going Andrew like saying stuff and so I was like what and then she’d say stuff like incoherent and then you’re like oh she’s

Very drunk Paul if you uh if you were uh Debbie in Omaha and you saw that Andrew Stanley was coming to the Omaha Funny Bone M that is a real Club um actually if you were talking to Debbie from Omaha what would you tell her about the show

Like would you would you tell her to go if you want to look into the camera and talk to Debbie Debbie from Omaha if you think laughing is fun you would go see Andrew Stanley do comedy at the Funny Bone yeah that sounded like chat gbt

Wrote that and he wined he winked at the end for those just listening all right thanks Paul that’s enough that’s enough out of Paul if you think funny if you think laughing is fun like that is chat gbt if you think laughing is fun if you like hardy har Haring

And yeah if that was a hostage that was me for sure that was a hostage endorsement yep yeah please all right Ang STC comedy.com sometimes Aaron is on the show yeah uh yeah uh how’s Christmas oh it was great went back to Minnesota first time in my

Life there was no snow it’s crazy wa An Inconvenient Truth An Inconvenient Truth it’s right it was just it was so warm it was like 40s 45 almost 50 one day I’ve never gone home and it hasn’t been snowy and Subzero is Christmas more magical the more North you go uh-huh

Little more magic but you also need snow for the magic to set in because there’s also this confusion of like where to tracks where’s Santa yeah cuz I you know cuz you normally follow his I normally go follow his tracks every single day but no tracks if there’s mud or just just grass

Now you got to try to follow like the Reindeer hoofprints and the and I tried and they droppings they blend on the roof cuz you how do I know how am I going to know is that a thing growing up in the north where when you’re a kid you

Go to the roof to check and see if Santa Claus was on your roof yeah I mean I’m not going to say it depends on your situation but I did have uncles and parents that got really into it sometimes and they would like do snow tracks so you step outside and you be

Like what the heck not on the roof in the front yard in the front yard but also on the roof if you like like I remember one year I went out there and my dad they were like look it up there and they had like done just at the top

So it looked like something jumped off the roof and my brain this is when I was 21 I was like I can’t believe he’s still doing this like wait well the problem with that is you do that one year and then the rest of the years the kids are

Like let’s go check the roof and you’re like we got to climb up there every year now yeah they really did themselves a diser kids know that this is a thing mhm and it lasted for too long yeah still waiting for that guy I’m sorry that you

You had a what’s the opposite of white you didn’t have a you had a bleak Christmas a bleak what’s an opposite of White Christmas you didn’t have yeah we’ll stick with blee we’ll stick with blee but yeah and it wasn’t it was still fun it just I’d never experienced that

Before we went to our little cabin and the normally the lake is frozen over just flowing Rushing Waters gross disgusting for Christmas did you hang out with your side of the family the white side or you hang out with the Bleak side The Bleak side Colombians

Bleak is not a word I would use to describe the Colombian side of our family um yeah we did we did both sides we had we had Latin Christmas and white Christmas they were both wonderful what what’s the the difference between the na’vi dods and the Christmases well at

Uh at the na’vi Dos we had uh we had full Lebanese food Christmas dinner Christmas Eve dinner and it was they’re inclusive for to they are LG it’s very funny because I’m not the only white I’m not the only white in the family on that

Side there’s been a lot of a lot of marriages but I’m I think I’m the only one that really likes the Lebanese food and it’s so funny because they will still no even though there are some people that clearly do not like that they’re like my uh my wife’s aunt is

Just like nope Lebanese food for Christmas every year here and it’s so good I love it but her husband especially is just like do the chicken and rice I guess oh really keeps it classy it’s great where did the the Lebanese yeah oh sorry they um long many many uh several Generations

Ago her family migrated from Lebanon to Colombia oh cool so deep down Lebanese but culturally Colombian that’s so cool I didn’t know that it’s very common a lot of um a lot of folks from Lebanon moved to Latin America especially Columbia back at certain times when

There was not good stuff going on in Lebanon a little history lesson from a funny guy that could all be wrong by the way that’s my understanding very cool that’s my understanding that’s my truth yeah yeah well I’m so glad you had a great which great cuz Lebanese food and Colombian food are

Both yeah very good really really good better your Bland White Christmas food although my mom made her very special beef tenderloin that is the best thing I’ve ever had very special beef tender sounds like what she calls you yeah when I’m good my very special beef you’re being a real special beef

Tenderloin today uh did we have any big glaring Mulligans you didn’t say what you did for Christmas Merry Christmas holiday it was it was it was very white very white Christmas um girlfriend’s family and my family very chill very good watch Santa Claus 1 and two which

One’s better you think the frost one the frost is number two that’s three oh I’m sorry that’s with uh Martin schw yeah that’s the one where they they make a mechanical Santa right and like no one can tell the differ this is tough get them right I can’t how are you having so

Much trouble separating Santa Claus 1 Santa Claus 2 and Sant CLA 3 I don’t know Tim Allen he starts to blur Yeah Yeah Tim Allen plays Tim Allen Tim Allen yeah the first one I I know front to back I get the whole situation what’s the head elf’s name uh Bernard Bernard a

Lot of people for a lot say a lot of people say Bernard was their sexual Awakening lot of wom say that yeah a lot of women say that yeah Bernard mhm he was kind of cute wasn’t he yeah yeah not not for me he’s now that that dude’s a very good dramatic

Actor now is Oppenheimer really yeah good for him yeah seems like one of those like Luke Skywalker type roles where it’s tough to do stuff after you’re Bernard for sure you know Bernard iconic role abely it’s like how can I see him as an action star that clearly

Just Bernard it that that movie made me fall in love with zezy top do you remember that scene when he they walk around the corners to elves oh when they say save him from jail elves the flying elves with Attitude yeah elves stands for like Elite something flight Squad

Yeah it’s very good but my top plays so good love it we watched the first Santa Claus this weekend but I haven’t seen the second or third one in very long time you also watch a Santa Claus what is the deal why is everyone watching a

Santa Claus well so Santa’s big part of Christmas mhm I know also how did they how did they get that that what a somebody hit the jackpot getting that movie title no there’s an e on the end you dumb idiot that’s what the whole

Plot is what the Santa Claus like a in a contract I never put that together you watched it this week yeah I didn’t read it no but they the whole thing they read the card and there’s a clause I know what it’s about I they say that so many

Times okay here’s the thing it was on at my house I wasn’t sitting there intally watching it yeah he was too busy waiting for that Beef Tender Loin takes a long time just watching isn’t that crazy it’s Santa Claus that makes so much WoW does everybody else know about that cool I

Actually didn’t but I wanted to let you take the fall because Aron got so worked up for anyone that’s listening Aaron got up and put his hand on Andrew’s shoe I didn’t get up yeah you did you shifted I shifted and he got really took a shift

Real quick yeah he took a shift sh looked him deep into his eyes got really worked up well he said I just watched this movie and he’s like what that’s what the whole thing it’s a clause it’s a clause that’s brilliant I know it’s really good I got to rewatch the whole

Trilogy mhm same some some I feel like parody songs Weird Al would do that I know he just came up with a pun and then wrote a whole song so he came up with a pun and I feel like that’s where that movie came from like no way they just

Wrote that movie they’re like oh this is a perfect title you know do any other movies have clever titles that I’ve been not understanding yes violent nights not the same play on silent it’s kind of fun that’s the Christmas movie I watched over the week thanks killing I want to see that thanks

Killing pretty good there’s got to be clever ones it makes me think of um the Red Lobster slogan I think about it all the time which is C Food differently yeah that’s really good oh now that’s clever now that’s just good clean fun I’ve only been to that place one time

With you we did do that we did we went on went to Red Lobster last January we went and Aon we were like we should go to eat and A’s like we got to go rub Lobster and get those sh only thing right next to the hotel

I’m just making like I do remember the cheese biscuits are good uh the cheddar bay biscuits yeah very very good um okay Mulligans sorry yeah sorry we didn’t really get to talk your Christmas was good it it it was great family time great um and I have more about it in the Mulligan

Segment okay oh nice that’s why you’re trying to sh hey everybody thanks so much for watching and or listening to the St Andre podcast this episode is brought to you by four Wellness four Wellness makes delicious good for you products my favorite of which right now is the recovery gummies I’m not kidding

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Are your Mulligans Andrew um my Mulligan goes back a long a long long ways but it it it I noticed it yesterday okay day before yesterday wow deep you know sometimes on Facebook it’ll be like hey would you like to see all of a sudden

One of the posts you did 15 years ago yep oh no it just you but they’re never good usually a lyric yeah lyric or something well mine was it was December 26th like 2008 or something it was like a freshman in high school and it just said white K

Quanza and I didn’t know what I meant that was it yeah and but here’s the thing I realized that it was it was Quanza and it was snowing so I guess I thought it was really funny to be like white Kwanza but immediately deleted it yeah you’re

Trying to make a white Christmas get it yeah and I was just like yeah it shouldn’t be posting stuff like that also someone should have said hey Andrew I know you’re young and probably don’t understand all the stuff but maybe that’s not a good idea nobody was

Keeping track yeah I see those all the time why I wish Facebook would not do that do you think that maybe Debbie is the person that knew about that and came to your show and that’s what she wanted to bring up but then she drank too much and didn’t know how to appropriately

Bring it up in the middle of your set she might have just been trying to save me from getting retro acely canceled yeah dang yeah every now and then see an old thing I just have been in like middle school and I’ll tweeted something like I hate it when our housekeeper brings her

Husband and I just be like don’t say that wow housekeeper rich I know right yeah uh I I remember one I posted I’m sure a girl hurt me broke my heart and the Facebook status was she’ll regret it yeah that’s so scary that’s jez the delivery right there too how what are

You gonna do what are you gonna do to her it would just be like it it was so funny it was like back then you would do little statuses that were just like if you know you know they’d be like little hints at what you’re feeling yeah that

Nobody could interpret unless they were knew exactly what was going on and it’s like one line pulled out of a third verse of a hoopa stank song and it’s like if you know it’s a song great if you think I’m just deep like that also great that should be a style of poetry

But it’s just comments from 2009 Twitter 2009 tweets from middle school students yeah I thought you were going to say there’s some X memory I those pop up it phone does it too it’s like on this day and I’m don’t I don’t need that don’t need it I don’t need it

From you uh I thought you were going to get you meant X as in the new Twitter but you mean ex uh boyfriend girlfriend yes yeah it was a girlfriend for me but yeah all right cool congrats I just I just nice dude I was very sick yeah not

An ally so my Mulligan is I wish I didn’t um type all that stuff out when I was growing up yeah it’s tough It’s also so weird the things that we did like I remember thinking about did you guys ever have AOL oh yeah a mhm I wasn’t

Allowed to have that so I had I I chat oh that’s right I remember you telling us this your parents were like no no there’s ped that’s where they live that’s where they live they literally live in the computer waiting for you they get you go come where there’s

Andrew Stanley he’s so close got to get look look who’s online again but yeah the only thing I remember is I got dumped on an aim away message and I remember thinking that’s on the away message you Hannah it was chick 50 at chick 50 I think we should just be

Friends and they dogged me at school the next day Ryan oh I told you this once before Ryan shach dogged me I was every time I I remember there was like a very specific trauma I I walked on the hall and I saw him with all his friends and

They laughed when I walked by and they were like jeez yeah they’re like you got her dude name hey congrats on your new Ryan snorac I haven’t forgotten I hope you’re six feet under bud and you know what else one more thing on a scuba diving trip in uh Grand Cayman

No trying to save us Ryan have you see this he’ll regret it yeah you could have schnor could have Miss and look where you would have been now the husband to a regionally famous podcaster the very niche market very Niche dang uh my my name was Fly for a White Guy

889 my check out yeah it was pretty good pretty good uh what’s your Mulligan I have okay one um your second option was white K quanas uh don’t I wish I didn’t watch salt bur with my girlfriend’s family I watched it alone that was probably way better way better I really enjoyed it

There are some really upsetting moments you see because of who I am and what I do it barely registered as weird even the bathtub the bathtub scene I thought all without talking about stuff let’s talk about stuff a little bit in salurn you seen it I’ve heard all the weird

Things I haven’t watched yet I do want to watch it okay there’s the bathtub scene yeah yeah uh and everyone points out uh Barry kogan’s you know Feast uh there’s several scenes that I could point out as some of the most upsetting things I’ve ever seen okay so but

There’s that one I kind of think it’s borderline weirder that the dude was in the bath you know what I mean without getting into it’s like what are you doing guy can’t talk about okay sorry unless we’re going to explain it we’re not going to explain it which we

Can’t if you know you know it’s one of those aim Facebook statuses yeah ik k y wait what was it like watching it with uh Courtney’s parents you know there it was a lot of Silence which is good for movies but it wasn’t the kind of Silence

Where you’re all paying attention it was like there was no breaking of the tension of like a joke or like no it’s like if I could press a button and be dead I’d probably do that were you thinking while you watch it I got to come up with something to break the

Tension or were you just like I want it to be over no at one point I pretended to be asleep you pretended to be asleep I just was like just guess look over I’m going to close my eyes oh that’s nice and you’re like yeah I had no idea the

Bath what happened to the bath that’s crazy a grave I will say Roseman is it rosan Pike she’s like the best she’s so good I think she’s probably one of my top five favorite actresses to watch she’s so great everything she does I’m always like that was good yeah Gone Girl

Is a special special movie I think yeah it was that one and then I even saw the one where she played the pharmaceutical rep or something she’s so rotten in that so good she’s so good in it Anna and I like to show Wheel of Time and she plays

Like a like a wizard she’s awesome nice nice well it would see the show for Roseman Pike but close your eyes if you see a bathtub to preserve your San Clockwork Orange just tape those Bad Boys open let it happen to you the acting in it all around is incredible

It’s very it’s great it’s like a it’s like a newer version of Talented Mr Ripley yeah oh interesting little more depraved more depraved both of those actor boys are so cute they seem real cute and sweet I would even say little Jacobi that is a big long boy that is he

65 really yeah great style yeah cool guy uh watch it recommend it but it’s good I recommend it big time then the other Mulligan was uh just for everybody involved in the Santa Claus 3 that movie sucks that movie sucks a lot one’s so good two’s solid then three is just the

Pits that happens a lot the pits the South Pole honestly it’s too bad cuz Martin Short is so great yeah I know he really is so Tim Allen I think Tim Allen’s so funny he is very funny yeah I’m glad you told me this cuz this is

Going to be the thing I I want to watch watch all three now I all I’ve been trying to think of something to binge over the holidays and that’s going to be it one two and three yeah it is uh it’s a ski jump you just start up top for one

You love it two halfway down and three big crash oh you’re assuming there’s a crash after the big jump yeah it’s if you ski jumped if I ski jumped you could stand up for a while but then you hit that jump and it’s not going to end well my favorite

The thing I noticed this time watching the first Santa Claus is that the big tension in the movie is that the mom’s new husband is a psychologist and he is convinced that their young son believing in Santa Claus is going to ruin his life oh yeah okay yes but in Neil’s

Defense in Neil’s that kid believes it way too hard he believes too much stuff yeah if my kid was telling all of his friends at school that his dad was Santa and like was getting yeah actually detention for it I’d be like all right this is wait which movie is this two or

Three one oh one one one yeah yeah the whole thing is he’s like say you don’t believe in Santa Claus the kids just like I do still I’ve seen the North Pole and then I remember he’s the one that’s like I have feelings about Bernard it’s

All a gaslighting a kid the whole movie totally and he also stopped which I also don’t believe this part this was hard for me to connect when she’s like when did you stop believing he’s like two I was like you don’t remember what you thought of two sorry bleep sorry yeah

What other podcast are you going to find profanity filled analysis of Santa Claus 1 yeah that and that’s the only part of the the movie I couldn’t click into was like he stopped believing it like that’s the only part yeah everything else I was like totally believable yeah flying

Elves that are obviously on wires you’re like yeah yeah you’re fing okay of course as soon as I could tell those elves were on wires I turned it off the S Claus movie isn’t realistic at all uh what’s your Molly it’s funny I have two one is that

This is also just very funny it made me think of all of you guys I was home for like a couple days and my brother and I went went out to get drinks and catch up we were like we’re going to have a little date Luke Luke yes and we got a

Little toasty and I was cussing a lot I sometimes didn’t realize that I was such a cuss girl and my dad was like pulled me aside the next morning I was like can you cuss L when you’re at home listen what you do in Atlanta it’s

Up to you I couldn’t believe it and I’ve never like I didn’t realize that it was something that became so like casual in Cavalier but I was be like oh yeah like this and but I always say it on the it always goes up I never use cussing in a

Down like it’s never a mean I was like isn’t that effing crazy like so fun I’ve never say it in a way that feels like I don’t think I’d ever be like f you or F you it’s always like in a descriptive ad agative way yeah but my dad’s pretty

Conservative and so I was like you’re absolutely right so the rest of the trip I didn’t cuss one time and now I cuss today and I blew it I can do it but I remember saying my Mulligan is that I wish I would have not been such a cuss

Girl yeah day one hm that’s a good perspective I didn’t know if your your Mulligan could have been on the bad side of that too of like I wish I had a different dad that that crossed my mind at one point I was like I wish my dad would been freaking more

Chill but he’s not I wish I hadn’t let my dad change my behavior no yeah and now I can’t wait to start smoking cigarettes more and just just cuss as I do it no great dad we love we love Dad we love Tom and he did that in such a

Respectful he was like hey could you just not do it so much around us yeah that’s a very reasonable request and then he did text me last time being like hey I just want you know I noticed you’re Curbing and less cussing and I’m appreciative what a such a sweet man do

You know about the amount of Tom in my life now H um so for Thanksgiving no no not the shoes that was a face uh that’s still out there uh Courtney’s dad is Tom her brother’s Tom yeah brother’s new kid is Tom her uh sister-in-law’s dad is Tom so there’s

Been several hangs where there’s five men and four are Tom and I am five yeah and you’re like what do I how do I differentiate your dad’s name is Tom I forgot that and it just triggered me sorry my sorry my dad triggered you so hard yeah yeah what’s the other one oh

Um this is just more uh I guess like a plea I don’t really know if it’s a I don’t really know if it’s a Mullan I think I’ve been hexed by a witch I’m I fully believe I think I’ve been hexed because um right before Christmas I

Gotten two car accidents within a week two the Tesla one we know about the Tesla one yeah so I don’t know if I talked about but the first one was when I was driving down Morland and a homeless person wandered into a very busy unhoused sorry unhoused person

Wasn’t me no no you like it when I correct for like progressiveness oh yeah thank you I did it for you is what I was try to say I just like you guys have a separate conversation and Aaron’s like I really like when you correct he said

Unhoused Aon and I was like what you’re like did something happen sorry I’m so sorry please continue don’t ever apologize I was wrong I’m sorry an unhoused person walked into the road and someone slammed on their brakes slammed on their brakes and I slammed on my brakes so cosmetic damage to the front

Of my car which is still my fault because I was from behind and wasn’t able to break fast enough an unfortunate situation yeah while that car was in the shop I had a rental a Tesla at a red light bumped into me and then had the

Audacity to be like I thought my sensors would have told me I was getting close to something I didn’t know it was to the rental yes awful I didn’t know that either brutal did you get a third rental no I mean Russian dolls it was also like

A cosmetic to that car and I you know did all the claims and whatnot and then the day the day I got my car back I also flew out to Minnesota and I had someone drive me to the airport so they were driving the car I was on the passenger

Seat and a giant rock hit my windshield as I was driving on the passenger side it was coming for me now there’s a little crack in the windshield Shield I have been hexed someone is hexing me in my car I have a feeling that they have like maybe a little paint and they’re

Putting it in a cauldron M and they’re wishing bad ill things on me so if anyone has any dark arts training and knows how to unex me yeah we should get a witch on as a guest should do we know any witches anist an maybe an exorcist

Back in back Final Destination where I’m from we call it Final Destination death is coming back for you sorry you call what Ste on your final destination oh no we don’t believe in witchcraft we believe in Final Destination movies I mean and those movies will scare you

I’ve never and I bet you guys do if you ever see a semi with wood you avoid it yeah yeah that’s just good good common sense don’t laugh at the word semi and wood together that’s not funny it’s too too early for that went ready for it

Sorry a semi wood so that’s a that’s a mulligan but also truly please um this is the only time I’ll open my DMs any um any information you may have on anti-hex I’ll answer all of them cuz I’m truly convinced I do have one more question about the UN unhomed un homeless guy

That caused all the accidents he’s un homeless now good for him does he just does he does he stick around absolutely not tried to chase after him and he was screaming at me I was like I also don’t know what to do like am I going to get

You to stay to be like can you tell them that tell the police walks the road did I do that did I do that do that that’s sometimes they do just be walking in the road especially over in eav there’s a lot of yeah there’s some some exra

Curriculars going on um not a hex but similar you know our friend Maya yes love Maya went to high school with her she we’ve been friends for forever she uh bought a love spell on Etsy my go a woman said she could do a love spell on Harry Styles for her I’m not

Kidding and it was like $50 money well spent uhhuh that would be a very fun gift to give someone yeah that’s best it would be yeah it’s like a cameo but way more insane it’s like owning a planet or whatever it’s just like yeah here’s the

Thing that isn’t real I that is so funny so she knows a woman if you want to yeah she’s 0 for one yeah but there’s no there’s no time frame yeah yeah so it could be at the end of her life Harry Styles is in the same nursing home and

Then they oh good call they hold hands we also don’t know because he’s never seen her what if it’s activated upon site yeah she’s got to get in front of them it’s really good this really good info you know what I’m saying yeah she picked a she should have done someone

More localized just to see if it works I I need to start a good scam to do on people like that I know take advantage of a of a desperate group like people looking for love uh twin flames universe is what you mean you know about that nope couple couple good documentaries

Out about it now twin flames you about twin flames is that the place in Buckhead where the servers are really scantly no that’s Twin Peaks B that’s Twin Peaks different what is this one uh twinflames Universe uh Jeff and Shalia they’re two cult leaders uh they it’s pretty much lonely

People people are going through it um twin flames being that there is one soulmate for you and you got to like find them and yeah it’s a whole awful multi-level marketing cult and it’s true in a lot of people’s lives there’s a lot of good documentaries about it though

Check it out any happy marriages though yeah no no no it’s bad turns out just like all the other Cults they end up getting physical with the leaders isn’t that crazy how they all the same outcome yeah turns out they all their Flames were that one leader guy yeah because he

Has a lot to give he does I know uh which is wild I thought it was going there the whole time where he was going to be like to for me to find out who your twin flame is you have to we have to Flame I need to experience you no

He’s married Jeff Shia um the thing is they tell people who their twin flames are eventually oh no and they they now say there’s a uh masculine and a female flame where it’s like internal so they have like made several people transition where it’s like people are like oh I never thought

I never thought this but I guess you know had surgeries and I’ve like never felt you know like oh they make them like like actually go through transitions mhm it’s wild it’s some and they’re getting stuff they’re getting a piece of that surgery money I don’t

Think so maybe Noe they just doing it for the love of the game I think so it’s even more flame yeah that is more maybe they’re right Andrew said it’d be fine if they got a little piece of the money pie but if they’re not it’s just

Upsetting yeah yeah at least want to know their motivation their motivation is just creating chaos and disaster in people’s lives that feels scarier I know a lot about I can understand GED I like cold dogs I’m glad I didn’t know about this place three to four months ago cuz

I would have dove in I know I would have been like sign me up me and Jonathan you and Jonathan going in together would have been at those doors knocking yeah that’s a fun little let us in flame us up flame us up flame us up uh some a St

Andre Easter egg that people can go back and try to find the through line of Hannah and Jonathan almost kissing in so many videos and Aaron had to keep telling us to not do it listen slowly head towards each other in all these different shots it was very funny yeah um okay New

Year’s yep what me and just brainstorming oh oh that’s cool brain stor back there New Year’s kiss almost kiss releas it at New Year’s midnight that’d be great all the times we almost kissed yeah uh they didn’t hear that in the microphones um Paul and S are talking about doing a

Little compilation for New Year’s Eve because you know people kiss on New Year’s Eve you probably don’t know that [Laughter] uh um New Year’s Eve Christmas is over done I have Ries see you next year uh do you do we have any reses New Year’s reses for next year mhm not reservations

Resolutions yeah oh yeah I have a lot of private ones but I have something that I’ll sh I’m just kidding okay I want private ones I’m going to be a wellness boy yeah yeah not not for wellness included I got I got one special gift

This year that I did not ask for from my brother my brother’s very head on Fitness and Wellness Trends M have you guys heard that at night people all over the country have been taping their mouths shut to go to sleep what nope no

He does that yep and I got a whole bunch of mouth strips the last three nights in a row I’ve taped my mouth STP before I go to sleep I hate that for you I well feel let me tell you yeah I feel great really you sleep harder so you breathe only

Through your nose I I get that because you cuz your mouth is suffocated it opens up your your ear breathe breathing yeah you all a sudden I can hear great um and more oxygen gets to your brain apparently when you breathe through your nostrils and the nose hairs and your

Nostrils filter out all the bad stuff so it’s more healthy to breathe through your nose this is all stuff I’ve read on the internet um and then my brother told me on Christmas morning um I don’t want to shout out the I shout out the brand

Of the tape sure future sponsor H it’s literally called hostage tape all right because it looks like you’re a hostage like it’s just black piece of tape that goes over your whole mouth but it doesn’t hurt to rip off and like duct tape um no maybe a little can I wear it

With a yeah you can wear it with a beard my brother has a beard I’m telling you last three nights I felt so good man and I breathe great and it it hasn’t you think it would bother you so much not at all it just bothers Anna cuz then she can’t talk to

Me she keeps asking me questions I’m like I’m already hostage wait I have a question do you put this tape on before or after you inspect Anna pajamas for the night yeah first we take a look at the pajamas then I put in my retainers depending on the pajamas and

Then I put on my hostage tape and I go to sleep you put retainers and then the tape on they’re trapped oh yeah and let me tell you it helps I don’t have bad breath in the morning really I was going to say cuz cuz you’re not breathing in

And out of your mouth creating all that you don’t even have to brush your teeth anymore I stop brushing my teeth oh my gosh I bet lucky Anna you pull that thing off she goes givee givme yeah I’m ready that’s a really good name we name my daughter that lucky Anna lucky yeah

Lucky Anna I that’s what I call her when she’s uh when she’s angry cuz she’s hungry I call her hungry Anna which sounds sounds like when she has the the party jammies on hungry Anna lucky Anna L an the morning she’s like I don’t have

On the right PJs get away from me yeah yeah yeah I’m like did you CH pajamas in the middle of the night she’s French um so my New Year’s resolution is I’m going to take my mouth Shir every single night that’s crazy wow that feels like a death

Wish and if you want I’ve heard if you want take it to the next level which I can tell you guys do um also also plug your nose also yeah and then you never have to feel anything ever again you literally stop feeling sadness it’s crazy

U um the opposite of that they make the strips that open up your nose so you have an even more direct path to your brain so you’re breathing none through your mouth better through your nostrils and wouldn’t you know hostage sells those as well hostage also has um blindfolds

They make BS they make uh they make wrist straps yeah handcuffs in my mind we couldn’t talk about the bathtub scene you want to talk about this yeah this is fine um so uh hostage tape sponsor us I’ll talk about you every single week and um I’ll even post a video of me

Sleeping through the night we love that yeah I also like to believe that the man that came up with this idea was just like kidnapping people and everyone’s like I he’s like they’re breathing great they’re sleeping great through the night what if I turned this into a business

And he couldn’t think of anything he was like where did I get the all my hostages that’s fun and then now he’s just a billionaire the went from crime to billionaire status and I love that that’s the American dream it is all the hostages were like I thought it was

Maybe Stockholm syndrome but I think I really am just sleeping better yeah I just feel great it’s a real saw situation where they’re like he saved me through all the trauma yeah I think I’m going to try it you want to try it I’ll totally try I brought some to give to

You guys yeah I have a whole pack I’m going to give you guys some try it yeah and I’m going to not tell Courtney report just just just look over just roll over it looks like um what’s the movie where their mouths get sewn shut Human Centipede I was thinking of

Something else uh yeah what is that what is that oh it happens in the The Wheel of Time show that on on watch with Roseman Pike but I’ve seen that a few times I also have seen that it’s always horrifying uh The Silence of the Lamb’s box cover has oh it happens in

Handmaid’s tail you guys not watch that you guys I did I stopped it started to get a little hard to watch we made it to like the third season and we’re like this oh uh The Matrix it happens where he like dude I’ve never seen The Matrix it’s special

It’s a great movie oh it’s good it it does the Santa Claus trajectory too it’s a ski jump the first one’s the best yeah yeah big time what’s the series where the they get better any a series that gets better flea bag only two seasons though um the Batman with Christian Bale

The second one was the best that’s true dark it did a hump it was ski hump ski mountain yeah um I’d say Breaking Bad I think it ramped up until the last episode the whole time as well TV is different though I’m thinking of like they made a movie and then they were

Like because usually it’s like a money grab let’s make another one um I will say Harry Potter because prisoner of vavan is my favorite one if they’re based on books that helps a lot yes for sure yeah like Lord of the Rings I think the third I don’t know it’s hard to say

Which one well Lord of the Rings is unique cuz I read someone told me the other day they filmed one through three all at one time that’s why it took so long they didn’t take breaks in between movies they said we’re going to film everything for all three movies in one

Span yeah and then edit it after which isn’t common H um send us a message guys if you think have a Trilogy that gets better oh The Godfather psych I’ve also never seen that um yeah send us a send us a Instagram comment or something um what are y’s New Year’s

Resolutions um mine I also a bit of a health Journey but I’m going to I’m going to stop drinking for a period of time that’s like a new year’s reg a week sounds vague no I wanted I said I wanted to try and go 6

Months yeah just for any I just think it was for me like uh I just feel slower I was like I used to especially over the holidays you’re doing so many networking parties and you’re doing stuff and my body felt slower it feels just slower so

I’m to tr coming to the S Andre Christmas party by the way um I couldn’t you told me also like 5 days before I was supposed to go out of town all right so yeah you going to stop drinking for a little bit little bit little bit of that

And then also I really um I’m going to try cooking a new meal once a week love that so I’m going to buy like you doing like a subscription thing or are you going grocery store I’m doing grocery store that’s great yeah I think it’d be

Kind of fun I just there’s so many there’s so many resources online you know like Instagram and Tik Tok people have these recipes I’m like I’m just going to start trying them they might be bad try love that yeah so also on the health Journey I’m not less drinking more eating yeah I’m

Also going to tape my assle shut to see if I don’t have gas night you I want to see where the gas comes out where the secondary Escape is you’re farting just mouth I have both shut it doesn’t know where to go it actually makes your breath way

Worse you guys made me you guys made me cry a little bit on oh good how about you I guess I should probably mention uh golf in the sport that gave us jobs we haven’t talked about it once that’s fine uh I do want to get better at golf I’ve

Never taken a lesson in all of my years of playing so yeah that’s going to be a priority um and now that we’re doing more like matches and long form stuff it can be a little embarrassing like I played with Paul last week and I was

Like I I can’t swing I don’t know what’s going on it was bad oh no um so I’m going to get better and then I’m going to be on a little Health Journey uh I think I’ll probably be counting down the months until the big day next year I’m

Going to spend most of next year engaged yes um so yeah we’ll figure that out fitness journey whatever that means yeah you know I think that uh lights fire under most people be like I want to look a little better than tuck mhm yeah for

Sure you know what I mean you want to do class pass with me and take some classes maybe remember when we did uh Pat month yeah no there I’ll take you some that are way more fun than Pilates that was it was it was fun it was hard yeah

Pilates is hard this girl stuff dude nice that was extra embarrassing when it was like 11 hot women in me and I was sweating nine times more than them yeah yeah yeah uh and then yeah part of that is a little less alcohol a little more cooking finally have a good kitchen that

I like and I’ve been cooking so much there you go and I realized I like cooking I just hated being in my old kitchen oh wow you know what I mean yeah that’s a big part of it that makes a big difference mhm um yeah those are the big

Ones and all right and then quickly mhm seven most popular resolutions this is uh I checked a few different listings they’re all pretty much these so okay I want to see if youall can guess them and also just how you feel about them if you want to dive

In lose weight that’s that’s for sure number one wait number one number one for sure all right I’ll pass yeah you have to you have to alternate oh number two are we commenting on how we feel about I know the so it’s just oh okay l L part

Of Health Journey but are both fit and skinny so you’re probably you might be like I want to lose a pound but you’re fine I I always feel a little bit weird when I people are like I want to lose so much weight I was like it never it feels

Like people do it so drastically around New Year’s and it’s never like a in along like I think I wish people would be more like I want to get a little healthier like I need to lose weight that’s where I’m at yeah just get a little healthier just want to get a

Little healthier yeah I’m trying to not die don’t set yourself up for I don’t like it when they say I’m trying to lose weight cuz then you don’t know what to say you want to be like yeah I mean you don’t need to you don’t want to be like

No you don’t need to but they do and you also don’t want to be like that’s a great goal for you oh thank God yeah been waiting for you to be like okay there’s nothing to say for sure what would be what would be a good thing

We could say to somebody that says that to us I’m trying to lose weight mhm me too that that makes them feel like there’s more you know yeah commity or maybe say what what are you going to do what’s the what’s your tactic you run just ask them more questions about it

Instead of having a resp like John’s old joke when pastors are like my smoking hot wife you can’t agree or disagree yeah nice we just feel weird now mhm I think I just hug him you just hug him to get a feel for what they TR to lose well

Well I guess I better get my last good hug in with you yeah I’m going to miss this you you just gained 12 lbs is that what you think I weigh I have no idea I angel that is I went on the low side for safety that was smart that’s also the

The weight of maybe like a 9-year-old girl what is what uh should we what are some more guesses we have wa yeah I was going to say uh uh go to therapy um self-help that’s not on this list that’s probably on most like work on mental health or meditation or something yeah

It’s not on this one but I’m going to say eight most popular and give you that one much nice thank you um financial goals uh yes save money reduce spending budget better yeah yeah yeah um get a get a significant other fall in love fall in love uh for the lones out there

Not me that’s not one of the most popular right that’s a weird resolution to have I think really no you could be like get out there like try to go on dates yeah be less sad yeah this feels very personal no okay that was the first okay um what are more

Resolutions um read more uh that is on a few of them but not this one I’m going to say drink less kind of L cuz we we talked about that yep eat better drink less great okay ding ding ding ding also there’s you did lose weight

That was one this is that’s another one that’s kind of similar there’s another one that’s kind of similar so they all kind of fall fall under the get a six-pack exercise more is good that’s part of it we accept that lose weight and exercise more are different yeah wow

Uh I got three more that we haven’t really touched on all right why don’t you tell them to us okay more time with family and friends oh that is a good one though lame okay boring uh reduce stress on job SL get a new job yeah that’s that’s that’s

Me why is there I heard a noise back there boys yeah you guys want new jobs heard a two deep size in the corner yeah I heard like a praise they both the the him uh and then last one is less time on phone social media that’s a good resolution that’s an

Amazing resolution me it’s not great for a brand that specializes in that but yeah I mean I think less time overall more time on ours yeah you guys should unfollow a lot of the non St Andre stuff that you follow so you see more of us yeah cuz better that should be

Everyone’s New Year’s resolution mhm unfollow I do need to unfollow some folks I do too yeah take out the trash you ever have those just like really crazy people on like your friends with on Facebook and you’re like I should unfollow them but then you’re deep down

Like I do want to see what kind of crazy stuff they I have a lot of hate follows too do you do you have people this is might be too dark do you have people that are always just like like on Facebook just posting that they’re probably going to kill themselves what

No in a sarcastic way or for real Z I think for I think just mental illness o and they’re putting that out there you said a lot it feels like they’re just wanting everybody to comment yeah and it’s been years and years if I get 100

Likes I won’t do it it almost feels like that we can cut that part but that is one of the examples I’ve seen some red flag posts where it’s like this is obviously a cry for attention but I haven’t seen any like Goodbye cruel world stuff yeah it’s not somebody that

I even know dark but it it’s like yep there is another one yeah there is a couple uh election deniers that I kept following cuz I was like what are they going to say today oh yeah you know mean oh yeah I have some conspiracy theory

People that I’m like I want to know what the craziest conspiracy theories are and I know that they’re going to keep me updated cuz they’re going to be posting all of them yeah I only have one hate follow that’s it who is it was R what’s

At I can’t say it just go find it but it is a woman and she’s an actor and I just think her journey she’s just very she takes it all so seriously yeah I’m also real Daniel de Lewis without the success you nailed it yeah you really nailed it

And you’re like okay yeah uh I I I so good that is exactly what it is I’ve been watching I’ve in the middle of rewatching There Will Be Blood one one of the best movies ever so good he’s he’s the best I uh unfortunately he is

The best he really is him in rosemund yeah should i in it you just mean over okay okay I was like is she in it I wish they’d be great married married yall know youall know I’m a social boy especially when I drink uhhuh so I feel

Like I usually follow two random people when I go out every night you come home with new followers yeah and I’m like did I just meet this person at a bar one night there’s a lot of those and I need to trim the fat hey we should follow

Each other type stuff yeah it’s R I rarely initiate it but it happens you got to do it back yeah well it’s hard for you because they recognize you from social media so then they’re like well that’s recent stuff I’m talking like years ago there’s people that pop up and I’m like oh

Vaguely remember this person it’s a lot of those yeah but in social media at least for me as a woman it’s so unique because you’ll meet people and you kind of chat and they’re like hey it’s it’s Instagram’s nice because you don’t have to give your number out and I always get

Like so cuz people will be like hey you know like I’d love to link up and chat more about film or TV whatever and then like yeah just give me your in stagram and it feels safe true I’m like if you want to send me a message about I’m like

I would never give out my number to anyone ever anymore you passively get to know more about them which is nice they posting stories and you’re just kind of like all right after a while you get more of a glimpse into who they are without really like getting coffee

Social resume of like is this person worth keeping tabs on yes and if they got nothing on there red flag run away in the in the last comment I have about the having people that you follow that you don’t like but you just need to know

What’s going on with them it’s kind of like the hoarding of Our Generation people used to hoard items that they don’t need but now we like keep followers that we don’t want or following people like it’s just like but I might I might wear that shirt again

One time if I’m doing yard work but then there’s like the people version of The Dirty Old shirt you’re like I’m going to keep it around keep it around in case I need to feel better about myself that is deep but that’s true cuz there’s some things from high school middle school

Some follows and you’re like but we we went to high school together I know you know what I mean yeah can’t can’t throw you out yeah you’re just scared that they’re going to see it back in the day people would check on followers a little bit remember that I don’t think you do

That now but you can still see it if you go couldn’t you like download a separate app that would like alert you if someone unfollowed you that’s the most unhealthy thing I’ve ever heard amen I can’t believe someone made that I should find it just just to see if it works see uh

This has been great I’m very excited about the the clip where Hannah says she’s going to sew her ass shut and we don’t play we don’t play Andrew Seth we like the weirdest New Year’s resolution no context I’m just4 no more poop yeah I’m need to be more feminine

Bye-bye take my ass I’m going poopless next year yep I can’t wait to see what it does to my figure yeah it’s going to be hard to it’s going to be really hard to lose weight and go poopless yeah we’ll see I’ll show you we’ll see all

Right uh well Happy New Year’s mhm merry Christmas happy white Kwanza yeah sorry I said that all right we’ll see you on another time my housekeeper’s husband is listening to this I really didn’t mind it that much okay bye Bye