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Okay listeners one of the things that we’re always flabbergasted by floored by is when we ask you to do something the amount of support that rushes in to help us do it Greg Cody has been sad today and during the break because the person who hired him at the Miami Herold has

Passed away suddenly Jim Marts a local sports writing Legend it was a surprise he was a very healthy man even though he was later in life and Greg Cody insisted fighting his bosses fighting the man to write a column that remembered Jim Marts and it’s got barely

A thousand views so I need you to fix that at miamiherald.com I need you to read about somebody who was meaningful to Greg Cody and support his fight to write for things that matter as AI replaces everybody and journalism dies a little bit more by the day help Greg Cody bring

Back to life something that Jim Marts cared about deeply when he hired Greg Cody at the Miami Herold is that sufficient Greg are you feeling better about your day to-day you’ve taken a bit of a beating you are upset at your son at me and everyone around the show

Except for Billy who always agrees with you suspiciously thank you Billy no problem dad great I uh for the record I did not ask you to uh beg for uh clicks for my Mars column no you were just sad but you started smiling as soon as he did it yeah but

You were sad you were obvious you are obviously sad and this was a person who mattered to you and you know grief is very difficult for a number of different reasons with people that you care about and you’re hurting today wouldn’t you be sad though he poured his heart and soul

His feelings into that column and no one’s reading it well it’s going to get fixed right now and it’s not begging it’s just telling the listeners if you want to learn more about Greg Cody’s relationship with a mentor and somebody who helped Usher him bring him into journalism you could do so at

Miamiherald.com I just heard in the back oh pay wall yeah that’s part of the problem that is part of the problem and that’s above my pay grade I have nothing to do with that so um why doesn’t the fans send a picture of their receipt for

A subscription to the Herold to Dan and Dan can Veno them and pay them back yeah we’re not going to do that uh that’s a a good idea truly terrible idea have gift articles Greg you know how many receipts D would get about as many as I’m getting

Now really good idea sorry about the same number as I’m getting now for Vegas and other things I was told today by a muttering colleague 30 people we need to send 30 people to Vegas too many I’m like we do all right I think 26 is

Enough 30 people to Vegas why I don’t have any idea I mean I don’t I would actively avoid that thing as if it were an allergy do we have a contingency plan in place in case the Dolphins are in the Super Bowl and they are going to be in

My in Vegas that week the same week as us I can tell you my plan I’m going to the game there it is our plan is 60 people if that happens I’ll be there if the Dolphins are in it I will be there I’ve seen plans that you’re there with

Our crew are you aware I’m not aware no I haven’t been told I’ve told you that that kind of thing I’m the last one okay excellent work uh Greg Cody and really why wouldn’t you pay all the expenses to bring that kind of improv Talent across

The country so he could use his sayings and touch the people thank you very much touching the people got me in trouble back in the 70s but uh seriously no what I should have said the 80s I was too young in the that’s the correction cor that’s why that one missed therapy

Couch the issue is not the decade out of here out of here thank you stot we covered that therapy couch just one the hammer home the bo just kidding he can’t make a joke anymore jail he he he uh well we don’t have okay jail go ahead

And turn please yes go to the jail go yes go to the Penalty Box and and video get it ready get the jail ready right now there it’s been upgraded we were gonna send you know get him some we were gonna get him some counseling we were

Going to try to be forgiving of someone who is slipping into delirium and cannot keep up with the times and thinks it’s a good time to make a joke about touching people 50 years would said the 80s does he get a call does to get one call from

Prison okay if you want to if we’ve got a working microphone call his mentor Don ENT passed away you go to jail too you get out of here too Jesus Christ I was making a Madman joke D I know but you we just were talking about in The Penalty

Box his mentor is dying dead rest in peace I didn’t know no get out of here John Ham still alive I’d like to rest in peace really she was doing the cross with what you guys do to me on these days it’s too much to all of you can’t

Be 70 rodeo clowns I need a tether to something sane around here I got you Dan I’m here yeah yeah I got you Dan God damn I’m having fun today yeah same here we’re here for you Dana get me the sound please of before as you construct that jail hastily for metalark

For metal Arch media uh on New Year’s Eve stugots I believe the best televised experience is Anderson Cooper as you’ve never seen him now I thought this had something to do for years with them drinking Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper drinking on New Year’s Eve but uh the

Last couple of years they don’t allow them to drink as part of what it is that CNN does on New Year’s Eve I I agree with you it’s an entertaining show highly entertaining show uh two years ago I believe it was two years ago they got so hammered and CNN got so nervous

About what was going to happen that they asked both of them to stop drinking on air if you want to do the New Year show so they haven’t done it in two years no and then last year everyone kind of complained like every guest they had on

Was like oh why aren’t you guys drinking so this year they let him drink again so they were back to having fun a shot every hour and this was at 11:15 so this is three shots in already for Anderson Cooper and he you know got a little giggly just so that people understand

They’re going out to uh John May in Japan and he’s at a cat bar uh they’re not uh yes right for obvious reasons he likes to make it weird it’s just a uh it’s like a I’m not sure if they serve liquor over there uh in cat bars so they

Might not be bars actually but it’s sort of a cat cafe situation and Anderson Cooper simply cannot keep it together and again you don’t see him in other news settings you just don’t see this side of him we are joined by John Mayor at a cat cafe in Tokyo John

This doesn’t look sanitary John John it’s you know what I believe it passes all Health codes I think it’s just fine yes we are at a cat bar it’s called cats in the Box in Tokyo celebrating uh New Year’s we’re already halfway through the first day of

2024 I’m here with shin and five other Proprietors of the bar talk to me about this bar you are you’re in the bar and there are cats everywhere they are licking each other there are cats they I mean yes yes this is a and yeah this is

A place you can come enjoy a drink or two and uh talk to cats it’s a cat bar I mean I don’t know how much more clear I can be about the objective of this place you John you are in to I can’t see Anderson but I know exactly what he

Looks like yes yes you do yes you do he’s gone he’s off with the fairies here um just the shot of the cat’s ass in your face is making him Delirious um yes he is now now oh you have John do you have cat nip there or

Cat food that you’re giving the cat well any Andy I got to be honest with you I thought these were solid treats this seems to be a paste of some kind that you feed the cats directly from a tube so turn out this is gelatinous cat

Paste I mean John I have to ask because do you know the name of that cat is there a possibility that we could play one of my favorite games called name that all right excellent Dismount there uh stugan you were I mean it was on CNN what’s your

Point well I mean if it’s good for CNN we can play it stoved up look at Jessica laughing in jail no one laughs in prison nobody’s ever had more fun in jail than all right so wait so does Greg Cody indeed have a call does he have a

Working microphone from jail I do yes and what are we going to do with that why do you have a working microphone were you making a call to a were you making one phone call to get out of jail I already talked to my lawyer but she uh

Refused to take the call so uh we’re stuck in here for a while classic wife joke it is a nice sell it really is don’t you think it’s a nice sell it’d be nicer if you had socks on uh it’s true I don’t have a sock no who

Wears socks with deck shoes come on can’t smell great who wears Jes in jail Jessica can you tell me how horrified You Are by those Feet they’re normal feet don’t worry about it it’s ridiculous how how come she just escaped from and I’m still stuck in here what’s going on unbelievable it’s crazy but by the way am I still on the air did you hear about ESPN had to apologize for you know

Briefly showing a woman exposing her breasts on Bourbon Street after the bowl game an official apology what century is this how much of a puritanical Society or we when a network has to apologize for a little accident what kid who’s being harmed by this what kids are up at

That hour going oh my God my life is ruined because I’ve seen what I just saw you know what that’s like for a network having to apologize that’s like me returning not returning a shopping cart I leave the shopping cart right in the parking lot next to a car and people

Give me such a dirty look it’s such a it’s a misdemeanor it’s it’s less than a misdemeanor don’t get there are so many things to worry about in the world you’re going to get on me for not returning a shopping cart you’re going to get on on a network for accidentally

Showing a woman exposed I mean come on it’s ridiculous it’s less than a misdemeanor if you’re going to be mad at me if you’re going to put me in jail make it be for a felony please that kind of thing over and out I’m breaking out

Of this jail I swear to you where’s the exit stots why were you so excited to show me what was just on your phone a picture I believe of a very bald David teer what was happening there that you just flashed that at me I made the joke

Yesterday on the air teer tantrum and I I feel like it deserved they better fit you laughed at it but no one else really did Mike gave it a hakeim Nicks laugh eventually you know minutes later and then I see it on Twitter uh just now and

CNBC used the same exact line as I did yesterday how about that thieves uh thieves comedy thieves Tepper tantrum is a good joke I don’t think our show can do better than the last five minutes and that’s not what I was expecting once Greg Cody made the awkward claim that 50

Years ago he touched people inappropriately I didn’t think that wild joke isn’t that obviously the it’s a joke all right well put Chris Chris bman made an appearance in the middle of that but but but at the end of that segment okay Greg Cody was clearly and obviously on a super rare

Superhero heater he had a strong opinion about Bourbon Street and boobs and he gave you everything that he had and was so proud of himself that this is the end of the gymnastics routine where someone knows that they’re going to get a 10 from the Olympic judges after four

Years of preparing for this moment and look at what Greg Cody hit you with when he was at maximum confidence Swagger over and out so good so good that’s right CB radio talk among truckers over and out 1040 Big Bear what is that over and out what is that over what year was

That us I know but when people when you are quoting from like Smoky and the Bandit and the use of 1980 CB radio yeah I used to be I was big into CBS and that’s what we said nobody said goodbye it’s over and out you know what else was

Over and out what’s that that on espb I think that was a wardrobe malfunction I I don’t think she it didn’t seem like she meant to flash what shocked me was all these reposting it without her consent without blurring it on social media it was probably an

Accident well you never know over and out either way either way I stand by what I said whatever the hell it was I said your beef was more with ESPN feeling the need to apologize yeah you don’t need to apologize now that I reminded youdan you know we got it we

Already got you’re not going to do better than you already did it thank you we don’t need to recover the ground nor would I over and out was first used during the the French Revolution in 1837 when people needed to communicate by primitive means that is it’s correct

Anything else that comes past this microphone out was my punctuation I need to explain to you that those are the ends of my thoughts over and out the other saying that I still don’t have a good explanation for that needs to become a t-shirt Billy do you have any theories

Here Greg Cody’s whole thing of you got to learn and you got to earn I don’t know what all that is what it means I don’t know the origins of it I he’s trying to make it popular again can someone get it right will you what is it

Please I didn’t say that on air it’s got I want to learn got to want to earn he he keeps saying it sounds like G but it’s not g it’s guy don’t wna right guy don’t want to learn yeah guy don’t want to learn guy don’t want to earn I heard

Got so I was all sorts of confused got to want to earn this sounds like something one of your drunk friends just said at one point it’s correct that is exactly right well there’s the origin there it is all right I didn’t know that fine I’m glad we got an answer to that

Excellent the great Larry Grim thank you Larry speaking of Reaper thank you Larry thank you speaking what you thanking me over and out Larry Legend what’s Grimmy up to now Greg speaking of drunk friends Jessica conquered bar trivia and there are few better feelings than crushing a bar at can stop there nonsense

Information it was the best night of my break by far and it was not only just bar trivia it was in my hometown I felt like I felt like the main character in in a story coming back from the big city when whipping my hair and I walk into

The bar on a cold night and all the Christmas lights are on and we sit at the table and they say do you want to do bar trivia and I said yes I do why not I had to convince my dad and Leman to play with me and we we competed against 14

Different teams and when final trivia came along we knew we were in third place and we wagered all of our points on what’s the largest Scandinavian country and we knew it was Sweden and we ended up tied for first place and the final question to tiebreak to win the

$30 gift card this this is overtime was a sports question and it was a sports question about what year did the Denver Nuggets change their name from the rockets and I had absolutely no idea but luckily this sounds like a Leman because our team span Generations my dad and Leman pinned

It down to the decade they said this was in the 70s but guess what the team that was tied with us the guy at their table said I lived in Denver and in Houston I know this one so we were panicking but they guessed wrong and we won $30 to to

The bar wow nice congratulations what year was it I think it was 1974 and we guessed within like four years and they were like 10 years off now when you do trivia at a bar there are two types of people there’s I’m going to get a lot of

These questions right and I’m going to try to answer a lot and there’s person that just sits back and waits for their time to shine I don’t know a lot of answers but I’m going to know the important one late in this game that’s me I you could all could could have

Guess that that I’m not a big but but I’ll get that one answer that no one else knows in a big spot oh a big spot there’s nothing better than that the key is to have a diversity amongst your team in at least a couple aspects like a

Couple idiots well you do not I I meant more so like generationally because one of the questions was about like Greg you would have nailed this one it was about like the New Year’s Eve shows and who’s hosted them and what locations and stuff like that and Leeman and I were like

What all we know is Andy con and Anderson Cooper talking about John Mayer in bar but my dad knew oh Dick Clark they had a location in La Clark that’s right I would have never gotten that no I’d have gotten that do you think Ryan Crest is a little over it being called

Dick Clark’s rocking New Year’s Eve put it on the poll at what point does it become Ryan seest New Year’s Eve put it on the poll JuJu at lebit show is Ryan CEST tired of it being Dick Clark’s rocking New Year’s Eve it’s like when college sports teams endow a position

And then they have to announce like Marcus Freeman the dick Corbett Notre Dame head football coach every time cuz that guy paid for it but it’s kind of like the Super Bowl at what point does the Lombardi trophy become the bellich trophy huh something to think about

That’s a good point feel like it’s nothing like that that’s an excellent analogy I would like to also posit this I won the neighborhood Turkey Trot last month which I don’t even think I ever announced that on killer month year for you it was a 5k so it was 3.1 miles I

Won in my age group I’ve now won trivia I am I feel like I don’t know what the third thing in the Suburban Triple Crown is but I feel like I’m about to hit the Triple Crown you you’re not going to be able to because Greg Cody has already

Nominated himself commissioner of the holiday season if that were still available to you you could have the Holy Trinity of Victories but unfortunately Greg Cody I don’t know what might be available in a few years I don’t know whoa what retiring yeah like the president’s president for four years

What are you thinking the holiday season needs a commissioner I think we all know that I don’t know if it needs one put it on the poll Juju does the holiday season need a commissioner the holiday season a lot of people think of the holiday season beginning with Halloween going

Through Thanksgiving and then through you know Christmas and Hanukkah I’m going to say this every holiday you know I’m going to make a ruling for Easter some years for example but the main ruling I’m going to start with is this because it’s giftgiving season right abolish gift cards and gift

Bags okay that’s lazy work it put a little effort into your gift gift giving work it okay I don’t want a gift card if you’re giving me a gift card you might as well just open your wallet and pull out a hundred bucks in cash and hand it

To me and I’ll hand you a 100 bucks in cash in return instead of a gift card it’s pointless it’s ridiculous and the gift bag you know half of the art of gift giving and and this is one thing the perhaps the only thing Christopher will give me credit for I’m an expert

Gift rapper what it I how to use the tape work it I know how to put a fine crease on the on the gift wrapping work it people take it takes 20 minutes to open one of my gifts because people get can’t get through the wrapping it people

Need like a knife or scissors to get through the wrapping because it’s so tightly wrapped it’s a work of art no gift bags no gift cards the commissioner has spoken holiday season over and commissioner that’s right over and out you said we need a commissioner you appointed yourself I did I dismounted

With the wrong thing got to want to learn got to want to earn over and out Greg Cody you have brought it today you have been very strong today I eagerly tell the audience to support What You Do by going to the Greg Cody Show featuring Greg Cody with

Podcast and also going to miamiherald.com and reading his story about his late Mentor Jim Marts uh before go any further and I will tell the audience again that if you want the more serious hot button topic of the day stuff that Aaron roders has partaken in and Jason Whitlock has partaken

In we will get to that shortly with an assortment of people who are not the rodeo clowns that we have here smart people just uh people who want to talk about other things got it and I’d like to discuss other things with them but Greg Cody on your day we have a featured

Segment for you that is back in my day do you have one of those today is it Tuesday no it’s not right no it’s Wednesday yep come on Dan you know better than that you tell them contractually I mean it’s a Tuesday joint you said that when we came back

For the new year that you would have them ready because you’ve taken like several months off he will every Tuesday right well I didn’t come back on Tuesday wasn’t of my doing I got a call from uh you know one of your fanks of uh executive producers and they said can

You do it Wednesday instead of tuesday5 I checked and I could and so that’s why I’m here on a Wednesday uhhuh as a kid I used to call it wedness day I didn’t know how to do it I did that too spell wed day we it’s almost genetic

Wedness day did you do Connecticut too I don’t know what that means how you sp Conneticut oh Connecticut you know how I here this is true though I learned to spell by doing it phonetically I learned to spell Europe by going E ropey I swear that’s why I became a good

Speller as a kid I pronounced everything phonetically so it would uh learn me how to spell it did want to learn did want to earn isn’t it EU rope I mean it should have been eope but I went e ropey so that I knew it ended in an e okay

Yeah I did I swear uh Chris Cody do you have the sound please of Dan Campbell I have not heard this is he arguing with local radio people what’s happening here with Dan Campbell uh because again I cannot get enough of making that violent sport where people eat up their bodies

In Pursuit Of Fame and glory and money about procedural errors made by the official the officials and the Arbiters what do we have here from Dan camp give me a setup we have the host of this local show in Detroit kind of talking about that final play and his decision

To just go for it no matter what and he could sense that they were wanted to be critical so he kind of just says hey say what you really want to say here and it it gets a little little uncomfortable when you got the penalty and go ahead

And say it say it both of you what say what you want to say I think from the seven it’s a low percentage play I think your chances of winning are lower than if you kick the extra point like you would say it to anybody else I’m on the

Radio like you want to say it yeah I thought it was a reckless decision thank you but you don’t regret it no okay I love that guy I’m talking about the host okay I mean excellent work by excellent work by everyone else everyone involved uh I mean I thought it was a

Reckless decision thank you but you don’t regret it no he should have gone no over and out that would have been beautiful where was he calling from was Dan was Dan calling from a bathroom in a submarine thank you I think your chances of winning are

Lower than if you kick the extra point like you would say it to anybody else I’m on the radio say it like you want to say it I thought it was a reckless decision thank you to me he’s in a bathtub I’ve got him in a bathtub just taking it on speaker

Getting a good soak uh Billy I don’t know what’s going on with you entirely because as I’ve told the audience here for a while now you are coming to the end of a magnificent award-winning and exhausting season of God bless football chasing your two kids around the house

Is plenty hard uh harder still is chasing stugots around the globe trying to get completed God bless football so it could be an award-winning vehicle uh can can you explain to me if all of this is why you want the return of Zoom school like what is oh no that’s not

Related at all why why do you want the return of of Zoom schooling because I would think you’d want the kids out of the house not around uh so that you could get a moment to breathe that’s not hiding in the bathroom to be honest with

You I hadn’t taken into account my own personal situation with my children and the fact that they would also be home CU that does change things but the last couple days no one’s been on the road cuz school is out so nice and you know what we were talking about at the office

And someone threw out there you you know what I miss Zoom school and I was like this person is actually very right about this because here’s the thing right are kids actually interacting with each other no they’re just texting each other and zooming anyway so why don’t you just

Do that from home no one wants to interact with humans anymore it’s not what people are doing what is this the 8S I thank you I would think over and out that one of the most important parts of schooling in general is young kids into interacting yeah but they’re not

Doing that anymore they’re not doing it anymore they’re not interacting anymore everybody’s just texting each other and faceing and TI talking Billy’s right they’ll have five friends over they’re sitting on the couch together and they’re all on their phones no one saying a word to each other do it on

Zoom he’s talking about at school yeah at school what do you think they’re doing at school you don’t think they’re playing on their phones all day get out here kindergarteners and first grades and second graders are playing on their phones yeah maybe in like high school they’re doing that come on Billy you’re

Right and I Christopher you and I wi that you had your daughter’s sixth birthday party the other day and and I was there and there were you know 10 girls who were all that same age the interaction between them was magical to watch they were hugging they were

Dancing they were they could not have been enjoying each other’s company more and that’s what you miss now cut that out what do you mean that’s what they missed they did that this like I’m not missing that it happened no I I’m saying if if if you have not against

Homeschooling but if you have homeschooling if you have Z Zo Doom schooling that’s what the kids miss yeah are you agreeing or disagreeing with Billy no he’s agreeing with me I think here’s the thing though I said what I said that’s exactly right that’s what I

Said I said it thank you Greg over and out MH they’re not you’re setting them up for a ridiculous life that’s not going to be real guess what in four years yeah and this is just a larger conversation that we need to have and I’m going to

Tell this to kids right now and kids if you’re listening and parents if you want to be responsible parents take your kids away here’s the thing seventh eighth grade friendships you’re never going to talk to those people again all right when you’re writing in the yearbooks keep in touch we’ll be friends forever

No you won’t you’re never going to see these people again every single person who was at my bachelor party was a friend from Seventh or eighth grade okay great well you don’t have the ability to make new friends then exactly right you know what I’m sending myself

To the Penalty Box what does mean why are you getting sent to the Penalty Box for maintain friends with these people for maintaining friend is feeling so he’s leaving MH that’s not the way the penalty box works that’s how the therapy couch that’s how life works slowly

Breaking Jeremy six seven months ago one of the nicest people I’ve ever met something’s changed with him I think we’ve I think we’ve changed him we’re preparing him for life we’re hardening him for the realities of the real world and that’s what you should be doing with

These children keep them on Zoom put them on the phones because guess what you’re all friends and you’re playing with humans when you’re four five years old six years old in the real world you’re not going to talk to humans in real life it’s like when you have an

Older sibling who’s like I’m going to bully you to prepare you for other people bully like you’d rather me do it and toughen you up I did that with my older sister constructive bullying thank you put it on the poll please Juju do you have any friends still from seventh

And eighth grade uh my answer to that question is no I would agree with uh Billy there are no friends that I still keep in contact with from Seventh or eighth grade yeah I don’t either I do should I go to the Penalty Box well I don’t know why maintaining a friendship

You can’t make new friends it was it was a strange pivot by Billy to box Jeremy in with you have too many friendships uh that are old and dated and you’ve atrophied and you can’t make new friends you also shouldn’t have more than like three friends if we’re going to be

Honest that’s too many so true what it’s true that’s okay well since you put it that way over and out