Dan and Phil are MEAN GIRLS

We get out the Burn Book and brutally bully each other with no anonymity.
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Edited with Kris Edrosa

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Hello Dani games fetches you can’t sit with us what day is it October 3rd today we are for the first time on this channel playing Mean Girls the party game burn book which if y’all didn’t know is actually Dan and Phil’s truth bombs being evolved technically I think

We get a tiny bit of money every time someone buys one of these an ad I don’t think it makes this an ADH gifted from us to ourselves we’ve just got to say we own a tiny bit of this we’re disclosing we don’t own it we made this mother FR

This is good branding I like it it looks like the burn book in case you’re new to the channel and you’re like what are these people talking about we made a board game called Truth bombs where you basically roast your friends you get given a card like what is their best

Feature and I would go his annoying personality and then I would write that in the burn book when you do this with more people the point of the game is you anonymously write a roast for your friend based on the question and then you have to guess who roasted you and

Choose your favorite but because it’s just us we’re just going to be roasting each other in plain sze we’re just going to roast each and using these as Q cards cuz we thought it’ be fun okay get a pen we got a selection of roasties here

That are either ones that we wrote or their Mean Girls puns yes and like cars Against Humanity we’re going to decide who we think best have to mutually agree which was the funniest SL most insulting you ready yep roast begins oh this one’s perfect very

Dill reative f is on fire what did you think when you first saw this person 2009 okay we meet off online we meet online no we we oh we meet offline having met Online well when I first saw you what I thought was damn he has the hair of Pete Wentz and the posture of Mr Burns I did that real online hunch I know I’ve got a really Str him to be like hey I’m amazing YouTube I think

It’s also a nervous thing I feel like I I I try and reduce my height if I’m a bit nervous thanks I thought you look like a poundland Anthony Pia what the [ __ ] what did I do to you poundland poundland I’m just saying poundland Anthony Pilla maybe maybe smart

Price people that are not from the UK a dollar store what do you think it is it’s just poundland poundland god let’s go to poundland poundland anyway that’s not I was thinking to poundland with an all right um [ __ ] you win that one okay straight up the next one what do they

Keep in their hair okay in their hair hiding up there what is beneath the their secret you straightened your hair so much there must be tiny beetles that just have affixed to your scalp by now like the creatures in Amber that are just preserved a thousand year old

Fossil is just crystallized and all the hairspray are fused to my head with straighteners but that’s not my answer my answer was the Gay Thoughts he repressed until 2019 they were just waiting to come out and then they came out with the coals like you oh and for yours I put all of

The thoughts that fell out of his utterly vacant head Fair there they are cuz they’re not in your head no brain detected look it’s hard being this pretty oh [ __ ] off take it yes what outfit sums them up as a person ooh so many outfits over these

Eras there’s so many of yours I could roast I’m Ready the leather shirt I think that sums it up because shut you tried really hard but you didn’t succeed it was edgy but bad and sticky uh for Phil I put the cheese suit because he’s pale stinky and unsupportive it is not

Supportive flimsy Things fall out onedimensional that suit cold yes cheap I could keep going on here you can have it thank you if if they were having a party what would they serve sorry I would never normally say that word I couldn’t I couldn’t help myself

Got a sense of that yeah gotop daily demonetized for that stunning social it wasn’t even a see it wasn’t even a see oh this is hard you’d be serving bitter bites cuz everything down the legs he’s like ooh let’s get this off the menu and he’s always like I want some radish yes

Ash also you’re quite a bitter person I think Phil would serve absolutely nothing in terms of looks and snacks cuz he ate them all wow I can’t argue with that the cupboards are Barren that was a close one but I’m going to give it to

You really I think you should have it f bites yeah all right oh this one’s a lovely end ofe reflection one okay looking back on us how would you sum up the time you have spent with this person okay just thinking back to all the stuff

That I’d sum up yeah I know what I’m going to say I’m going to be honest with this one y loud and exhausting it’s true we like I regularly break the sound barrier you do whenever I sit next to in a gaming video it makes my ear

Ring what about me danus um I would some of the time I’ve spent with you as like being a carer for a roadkill possum why I’m more useful than a roadkill possum just not really functioning cognitively or physically yeah deranged feral leaves all the doors open

To stuff unwanted a pest okay you can have it the imagery was perfect I told you it just going to be factual what is the dumbest thing they’ve ever said this is going to be hard wow okay yeah I’ve got some anyone that’s watched this channel is going to

Have reams of this ready to go there’s an actual factual answer for this for you Phil Phil was talking about how he only likes the top half of cupcakes and no one likes eating the bottom half so he wants to open a tops only bar I might

Open a cafe that’s called tops only and then just sells the top of cupcakes and then you can just go and grab that I think that people might come in thinking it’s a gay bar and they will be grabbing something else which might be a branding

Issue for you but that that was great without context look it would be a great place to go but the answer is the dumbest thing you’ve ever said is gnu oh don’t remind me of that feeling Wild Life the name of which South American mammal is unusual in that the first two

Letters are the same canoe correct answer is llama first two letters are the same is farmed for its wall no no not llama g n u they even 3,000 no I heard it wrong it’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever said Phil subscribe for more content the dumbest thing I’ve ever said

Is you didn’t come back did you I’m a liar that’s tough thing earns that you burn me more with the G you can have it that is really I mean you were on BBC 1 saying that oh this is was great after the last video If this person was to

Start a fashion trend what would it be what is their style Legacy on culture I think there’s a very clear answer to this I’ve got one if I was to start a fashion trend what would it be Phil it would be ninja with daddy issues core you dress really weirdly and a

Little bit gay and a little bit depressed and ninja with daddy issu oh my God it makes so much sense I know um I said that the trend that Phil’s going to start is the hand the qu hand is that a fashion trend or is that a real watch every aister hitting the

Red carpet with the they’re going to be doing this look I’ve got a problem with my body we shouldn’t be laughing at it oh no I’m just going to chop my hands off stand like a normal person uh I like I’m going to give you that one ninja

With daddy is she was very you trying to pin my foot yeah I just dropped it how going to take me down okay ready if they were calling in sick what would their excuse be okay sorry I just feel like I’m going to sell

An axe to a child today I can’t come in you know Dan’s excuse to anyone is always Grandma related and it’s always really obscure joking Dan you don’t you could just say sorry I can’t come but you’re always like sorry my grandma she needs help with these stairs and I need

To go and then there’s an elevator and I’m like it invokes the sympathy immediately everyone knows you’re lying if you tell too much information [ __ ] yeah hey Phil what’s my excuse for calling him sick I just need a Hiatus I’m sorry to protect my emotional

Well I just need I just I just need to hiatus hiatus I may go for 5 years but when I come back it’ll be worse than ever I think you would say I’ve Googled my symptoms and apparently I have a terminally fat ass I mean sometimes it’s hard to get

Through a thin doorway thitis yeah it’s the real problem hipstone liosis I don’t know where that butt came from cuz they have quite a slim figure and then it’s like Buton I’m going to give that to you that was way too real next one what is

The last thing that they look at on their phone before they sleep oh oh I don’t want to know I bet there some cursed things in your Incognito you making yourself laugh just just I think the last thing that Phil looks like before he sleeps is Phil X nordvpn what pad

Fix why look I love nordvpn he wants the money he wants protection I want protection Phil’s got a dirty gaping browser just wide open and that nord’s going to come in and it’s going to it’s going to lock it up it’s going to lock it up like a good little boy they are

Never going to sponsor us again he’s going to protect your passwords he’s not going to let anyone in that thing no and if you ask him just right he’ll give you that special link I think this is what Phil thinks about oh my God capitalist fantasies what do I look at before I

Sleep Tony the Tiger hole picks sorry I’m sorry whole P I just I what did Tony do to you I don’t know I just thought it’d be funny Frosted Flakes that’s how I got frosted F was a low blow you can take the VP all right one more one more I’m

Starting to get slightly that urge of when you’ve been roasting each other too long it’s like kind of funny and you’re getting a bit offended I get stabby with this pen in a second I’m at that level this is perfect to end this with Phil what will their last words be so upon

Death what are we going to say Dan I’m dying I’ve got one last thing to say oops I guess amazing fil is amazing kill oh that was good and what is the oops could anything I mean anything could have slipped onto something what I don’t know what I mean

Oh god well what will my last words be wow it happened I am on fire for God sake I’m sorry so wait I I am burning to death yes and I take a moment to do an ironic look to camera and go wow it happened I am finally on fire even if

There’s no camera you will do that no for [ __ ] sake take the godamn card okay Phil wins it has been a spattering of roasts wow we really roasted each other oh God the book has burned the book is [ __ ] crated there is no more book that book

Was burnt more than an LGBT novel by a Texas High School oof o I’m not even going to laugh cuz it’s true that was fun thanks us for inventing yeah who wrote these questions D well we can’t take credit for half of those but the other half sure yes we

Take all the credit for it amazing game book everyone I don’t know what’s roasting Me Harder you or this incredibly itchy danal Christmas sweater Mean Girls the musical is coming out do we need that in our lives will it be good yes Phil we are part of the brand

Make a sequel make another game that was fun though I still like you don’t worry I feel like sometimes with rose people like do they hate each other it’s like no we’re just we’re just playing I want you write in the comments one of the questions that was on the screen and

Then your answer for how you would roast one of us that would be a fun comment section I’d like to read through that give us a like because we literally just murdered each other on YouTube For Your Entertainment that there was some deep Cuts there so deep we mind all the

Trauma Bellas watch the last video we’re getting close to the end I hope you’re enjoying the ride oh God bye bye