McHale’s Navy 2023👣Secret Chimp 007❤️Wester TV Series 2023

McHale’s Navy 2023👣Secret Chimp 007❤️Wester TV Series 2023
McHale’s Navy 2023👣Secret Chimp 007❤️Wester TV Series 2023
McHale’s Navy 2023👣Secret Chimp 007❤️Wester TV Series 2023

All right you men we are here in a French Port right we are here for one reason and one reason alone and it’s not for the reason that you’re thinking I have been ordered to attend a top level staff meeting because I know the Navy and I know how the Navy

Operates I also know how you Pirates operate right so you can find your boat conf find to the boat you can’t do that Captain my men deserve a liberty no knock it off M the only reason I came on this garbage scow is because it was the only boat

Available now I repeat they are confined to the boat I will be back in 6 hours exactly 1,400 meantime you can occupy yourself scrubbing that tub and that’s an order yes sir what a dirty deal no good thing he can’t do this to us after 14 months of

Fighting with the Japanese you think they give us a couple hours off to wrestle with the French oh God it I already had my new Target for the night line up my pen pal Fifi what a bum gra some Navy hey Skip where you go to

Resign all right all right B it will you yeah a Skipper’s right you can’t disobey a direct order that’s correct when an officer of the Navy gives you an AUD you don’t question it you obey it now Bon gave me an order and I’m going to give

You swabs one commence in right now you got 3 hours Liberty now get out of here and stay out of trouble you can’t do that you did It A oh no come on you guys come on out have a heart you guys I haven’t got time to have a drink my pen pal Fifi is waiting the let wait you got to have a drink with your buddies ah let him go any traitor to rather be with girls can

Leave well hello there friend vo Vu American cigarette here I come hey come on back you guys let him go Christy baby I’ll dig us up a couple of girls yeah yeah Four Queens girls you haveck of girls perhaps we could a few hours with game of

Shour not about a few hands of Po dead you have never played uh po no se oh you love it you love it now hey CH we got 3 hours until the boys get back uh what do you feel like doing oh I don’t know Skip what do you

Feel like doing well I don’t know but you name it and I’ll do it so uh what do you feel like doing I don’t know what do you feel like doing I don’t know what do you feel like doing I don’t know well one of us has got to think of

Something yeah hey I got an idea why don’t we give each other haircuts oh no I’ve had enough of this H look I’m going to go show I’m worried about the boys and while a little chicken won’t hurt I’ll see you okay skip you go ahead I’ll stay Here well I’ve got uh three queens is that good yeah not good enough Full House a full Mees do that bit to I am afraid so Monami two Pair of Aces two pair ofes don’t tell me I have one this must be how you say beginner luck ah Frenchie you all buzzed still

Dealing from the bottom of the deck huh with all that kissing will you hey Skip you know this loving crook yeah yeah I big French and I are all friends they best I gives a Shir off my back to my friend and my sure sure because it’s usually my

Shirt this is character I shipped out together before the war but I got to admit though we really shook up the seven se’s the way he did unlucky there’re still seven these are you boys yeah there’s part of my PT Boat crew PT oh I am so sorry gentlemen all bets

Are off I did not know you were friends of M I only to take money from strangers M ask all the questions that race around my brain Monami this py boat you have it here with you on the island yes tied up yeah and get that look out of your eyes

Yeah the last time you looked at me like that my watch ended up hanging in a Haw shop in Singapore is there any way to talk about a man who saved your life when you fell overboard in the zambo anger I didn’t fall I was pushed the important thing is

That you were saved now you can pay that favor and all I want for you to do is lend me your pity B let me come on will you pry there is a shipment of Corp was $2,000 just waiting to be picked up on the island of sukara

What about your boat unfortunately the police have it minor infringement of shipping regulations you’re like uh a rum running smuggling pirac on a high Seasons oh M you always make with a joke but forget about my Bo what about yours yeah you can forget about my boat too

Say haven’t you heard there’s a waron remember boom boom yes yes I I remember I read something about it all right forget about the boats let’s have a drink together for all time second now you’re talking pal ah it looks as though I lose the argument but as you Americans say it is

Not if you win or lose but how you play the game hey yes come on Come quickly to the cafe an American sailor is attacking three four Frenchman wait this is the mistake we’ve been saying wait you can’t do this to me sir I’m an offer in the United States s l enough wait hold no no no you can’t lock me I’m sure I’m leaving P here in a couple of hours I got to dig up the rest

Of my crew second what oh no I thought I told you J supp to stay out of trouble now what plac is you doing here I come here every season oh no what are we doing here those mels turned out to be engaged what are you

Doing here oh never mind now Look chief you can’t keep a here look up wait a minute wait just a minute I know my rights and I know that we’re entitled to make one phone call before you lock us up you’re absolutely right my apology to

You what is the name of your commanding officer oh forget It it’s all we need olded Bott I’m finding out we’re in the Clank we’re dead d e d d d Dead Oh quiet you a b and let me think will you try to figure a way to get us out of here before bton gets back Parker will

You shut up and listen to what I’m saying well yes or I heard everything you had to say wh what were you saying I said are you and male keep that gang of pirates on the ball are they scrubbing the boat yes sir yes sir we’re busy as bees

Here yes sir we were just working our heads off yes all right tote those crates LIF those Bales what crates what Bales huh well all right man now let’s get to work Willie more water there yes Mr Parker okay U Tinker swing that mop yes Mr Parker Tinker you hear me okay grber

More RS Parker have you been drinking I’ve been inhaling some GI soap sir but it’s pretty strong you know look you numb skull I’ve got to get back to that meeting we’re going to wind up ahead of schedule so I want you to tell male that he’s to have that bills barge

Shining in one hour because we’re going to sail in and that’s all yes sir yes sir Roger over now sorry sir sorry walk don’t run now let’s see I were Commander male and I were in a French Port where would I go to the no I can never face

Mother this is Commander Mel’s pity boat no oh yes yes yeah and you are the only one here yes uh no I mean yeah yeah well you Commander M has just be arrested oh no oh yes I am his friend big Frenchy I try to help but nobody pays attention to

A man like me but you the minute I look at you I can see you are a man of action yes oh no yeah well yes no it in the eyes in the bull neck in those powerful shoulders you me very much of that American film star you call him John Wayne

John John Wayne well look partner this is no time for talk this is Time for Action oh I forgot I can’t leave the boat well you go right ahead there a friend of Commander M I will watch the boat for you the police station is right

That way yet I don’t know that’s against regulations did you ever see Johan Wayne worry about regulations when a friend was in trouble watch the boat pull around with me will You I demand the release of Commander M United States Navy and do are you I’m enen Wayne I mean uh John Parker Chuck Parker my name is Chuck hey Chuck oh hi Skip don’t worry I’ll have you out of here in no time now look moan Chief I’m sure that we can straighten

This whole thing out I mean after all we’re great friends of mauce chaler so now look if you’ll just let Commander male go let him go Commander male is being yell for disorderly conduct disturbing the pece destroying private property and hitting a Frenchman he hit a Frenchman you hit a

Frenchman well now look uh after all if he did all those things I’m sure he’s sorry now look I’m sure we can make it up to you boys somehow look are you trying to bribe an officer of the law bribe oh no no I I was just going to

Look at the time you see we have to be out of port in less than an hour arrest this man throw him in with the others you can’t arrest John way I can so I want the boss of this Bas we got to get out of here Captain

Bon called bton yeah he’s leaving ahead of schedule as a matter of fact in exactly 49 minutes all right all right don’t panic yeah what’s he going to say when he comes back and finds that we’re not there oh boy it’s a good thing I got big Frenchy watching about yeah now listen

You big who watching what oh your friend big Frenchie he volunteered to watch the boat while I was out helping you oh no now you competing we got to get a hold of Virgil maybe he can raise the dough hey and you guys know pee’s number savier nickel

Skip they’re putting Virgil through now person the person what happened to you I picked up for Speed and skip speeden where’d you get the car I didn’t have a car I was running from from her let me in there oh you make big promises in the letter Vil

But the promises are all lies lies talk about lying what about that phony picture you sent me Fifi huh that’s Fifi Papa he doesn’t want to marry me he’s her papa don’t clim the do C J throw him in with the others look him

Up no no just just a minute CH I I think there been a slight misunderstanding yes you see uh this young man wasn’t running away from your Charming daughter no he he was running into town for tuxedo for the wedding yes he’s very much in love with your Fifi

Yes yes and if you let us out yeah we would like to arrange a military wedding complete with 21 gun salute is that right l a boy yeah great yes so that’s all settled now you two love birds get together huh Oh you’s you and now Papa if you let us out we

Would like to go arrange for the ceremony you’re down let out these troublemakers from this place W I knew it the boats go on that backstabbing Barnacle scraper is he in trouble is he in trouble well sure skip according to paragraph 11 section 15 a Navy manual why a civilian can’t operate

A Navy vessel especially during time of War oh he’s off you Chuck if that boat isn’t back here by the time bingamon arrives we’ll all be civilians in Alcatraz I wonder what John way to do at a time like this he usually jumps on a

Horse oh now will you guys be quiet for heaven’s sakes I’m trying to think now let’s see by this time fren you ought to be halfway to Sakara and unless we can get started Bingo there’s our solution boys come On Frenchie swiped our boat so we’ll just swipe his hey yeah we’ll paint a 73 on it and binging will never know the difference won’t work we got to take off at the Frenchie in the 73 and that’s how we’re going but first of all fellas we got to take care of those

Jams commander mcale of the United States Navy I have just received word of Japanese action of Sakara I’m commandeering this boat government orders sure Commander we have our orders to step aside Buster this is the United States Navy United States Navy just make contact with MTH in the Pacific sir

Round the is at 1300 right back oh fine fine just got a new hat v m Iris Admiral nit sens his regrets he cannot join us on this Mission he says keep your powder dry Chester just a minute here Commander male of the United States Navy now don’t interfere with

Invasion operations sir British reinforcements on the way Churchill sends you this Stonewall Jackson sends his bed Stonewall Jack gra the boat the Ste door is not to be open till after we leave goodbye Stone Waller Jackson wait for me it’s all right it’s one of us it’s press Roosevelt special

Messenger I’ll until you get the CL again I Okay T got your engines hey Skip why are we sneaking up like this anyway I mean after all we’re the good guys why don’t we just fire a shot across our bow with what slingshots no guns on this old tub have to go out and get those French hijackers with our

Bare hands oh really well you don’t have to worry then skip good thing I kept up my Judo all right all right save us for later will you Slugger look there’s a boat let’s take them wait wait Chuck what oh man we’re really dead yeah now the nips have our boat and us with no weapons hey boys let’s go back to the boat right away we running skip yeah but we’re coming right back going to make a

Little Japanese salad with uh some French dressing come on Japanese salad with French dressing I thought to us Sukiyaki [Applause] sauce [Applause] who are you what is going on here I do not understand all this French talk you see we are French we are neutal we love everybody hey you must had the unhappy childhood man to know what you are doing here who are you well we are happy French Sailors

We love everybody but these pigs we hate yeah collaborate with the Americans for free py board ride H suck miss m to you swine name Mel hey what what he says he is a FY turn coat yeah may we curse on see mother’s go H

Haty filthy turn coat yes you we like Z we hate you like them he is right more compatriot like hey like hey like hey iist you stop well anything you say Miss we stop hey Z we like you we Hate hey that’s great skip what style of Judo was that American style it’s called a shot in the head shot in the head i’ to remember that all right nice boys all right let’s get these prisoners on board and now let’s go we got to get moved oh

M Monami I’m so happy to see you my quite a beating but you save it cr’s life yeah well that makes a even for zambo anger yeah you’re stealing our PT Boat of all A Low Down scary tricks you like me I can tell how freny could ever

Have stolen anything from a man like you I do not know you I like me I hate come on come on will you don’t start that all over again yeah when listen boy this is it Frenchie your Bo is on the other side of the island let’s not just say aravir

Let’s say bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye boy he sure likes you skip I guarantee you after what he’s been through today he’s going to go straight friend that French frog just stole my wallet hey I thought he was going to go Straight hi Captain sorry we’re a little late sir a little late M when I’m through with you you’ll be so finished you won’t even be able to sail a boat across a bathtub I’ve got a list of charges against you that’s going to make Benedict Arnold look like the American of the year

Oh are you ready for this yes sir one direct Disobedience of orders huh two absence without leave three der elction of Duty four stealing a French vessel five assault and battery on French citizens well now those are five good charges sir yes sir but if I may say so

Uh I have a good answer for each of them sir what are you talking about well now well pressers front and center There you are sir five of them count say that lay down your arms you are beaten men your families at home have forgotten you the Japanese Army is Invincible that’s lies all lies what kind of way is this to fight a war you litter bug want don’t you fight like men with bombs

Bullets oh shut up don’t you know when you’re well off B I can’t stand it I can’t stand it I tell you take it easy group don’t let it get you down I can’t help it how can we have a decent crap game with all this stuff lying around

Well nice G boys I see you almost got this place looking ship shap why they keep capping these things for yeah don’t they know we can’t read call coming get hey wait a minute wait a minute you’re supposed to wait like call your name Parker here back the way you’re supposed

To do it you’re wait like I Con A hey Skip want to try a piece of my wife’s fruit cake yeah all right thanks Christy M boy that’s good hey food you ought to get the recipe yeah hey here Foods try some oh come on hey want some F C Parker hey fellas you got to hear is she says

Uh dear Lester I wish you wouldn’t call me that the Japanese souvenirs you sent caused a great deal of excitement especially the flags and if you can send more of them please do as they are selling like hot cakes love Mumsy hey you guys get a load of this I remember that’s a

Girl hey FAS you want to see a picture of Mike G Mii we’ve seen that picture a 100 times Fuji this is a brand new one yeah Fuji take a look at it it hey what’s wrong with him I’ll tell you what’s wrong with him how’ you guys like to be in his

Shoes prisoner War away from his own people no mail from home beginning to get him down yeah and every time we have mail call it gets worse wish there was something we could do skip yeah if there was only some way we could get a letter through to Moshi

She’d be sure and answer him why don’t we just go down to the corner and mail it as a box there marked local out of town enemy come on all right hold it hold it I tinker may have something there thanks G I just exactly where do you guys mail all your

Letters well the base post office right and that’s exactly where the nips mail lays no kidding shouldn’t we tell Captain Bingington look just supposing that we have uh Fuji write a letter to mioshi huh and then supposing we make a little sneak visit over to some Japanese held Island like uh

Mulai and uh we just drop it in there mailbox uh pardon my insubordination sir but uh have you flipped all right all right all right you guys are afraid wait wait a minute no one said we’re afraid well I think someone should wild idea but what do you say fellas

Fuji only one thing skip let’s keep this on the QT because if this leaks out they’ll have us all up for a gang Section 8 well okay gang let’s go find him all right I’ll go all my love who yes skam will you read it to the

Boys oh well now this too personal F you fa a stick neck out for me I like you to know what he says well okay but my Japanese a little bit Rusty my dear miosi although I am treat treated very well here at night in the loneliness of my

Hut I think only of you war is not a nice thing it keeps two people who love each other far apart oh my darling mioshi how I miss you I think I’m allergic to something in here uh I think we read enough fuj holy mael Skip it’s bing up and he’s just outside

Beat it f come on isn’t it amazing Carpenter how they can stand so straight and be so crooked that is good day m h good day sir is there something we can do for you sir just name it don’t temp me Gil I hate to admit this but I need your help

Show them the leaflet C yes oh is this one of those enemy leaflets sir no that’s one that I wrote I’ve decided to strike back at those sons of Fujiyama and I want you to translate that into Japanese for me I’m going to have it printed up and then I’ll have the Air

Force boys drop it on the Japanese what are you doing oh uh I salute you sir that’s a great idea oh thank you I’ll knock it off let’s get to work uh yes sir yes sir now wait what is that what what sir let me see your

Hand got what do you men doing you men are going to get 60 days in the break for playing hide and seek with your commanding officer oh I can play too pass it handing me what is that not that I brought that in that other thing what is

That what’s going on you this is in Japanese yes all right man he caught us you see sir uh well we had the same idea about uh about striking back at the nipster it’s a it’s a propaganda leaflet that the boys and I wrote it is I mean

It is of course it is why you spent a lot of time those little figures what does this so-called leaflet of yours say oh well yeah you wouldn’t want to hear it sir it’s say yours is much better R yes sir hello out there in warland I wrote that one read the other

One uh well um let this be a a warning to you sons of nipon uh the Stars and Stripes will sink the Rising Sun so you might as well give up because um there’s no glory like Old Glory and uh we have nothing to fear but fear itself so uh uh

Through Blood Sweat and Tears we’ll fight you on the beaches we’ll fight you in the cities be for victory and three cheers for the red white and blue hey pretty bad isn’t it Carpenter sir what did you think of it I’m not sure sir I think it’s great I think it’s

Great yes I do chose a lot of initiative male fact it’s better than mine we’ll use yours instead of M no no no b m when you do something right it ought to be acknowledged come on Carpenter we’ll have copies are this made M you amaze

Me skip what be going to do now I don’t know I don’t know but if anybody from headquarters gets a hold of that letter and can read that Japanese it’s sayara Boys in space c m yeah what is it m well sir uh there’s no need to bring those leaflets

To the Air Force sir uh we’ll distribute them how we’re going to pass him out on street corners a well no sir now we just go to some Japanese held island in the dark of the night and uh tiptoe around leave our little hand Bills Drive the

Nips bades and best of all you won’t have to share the credit with the uh fly boys well wonders never cease male with two good ideas in one day have to share the credit huh yes sir we’ll try it we’ll try it why don’t you come up with something once in a

While bye-bye gevin bye what you think fi in about two weeks you’ll have a letter from myoshi skip you sure you want to go through with this a I don’t worry about a thing your Letter’s as good as mail baby and the only one will ever see those leaflets is

Davey Jones SK SP at 12:00 and sping him what’s he want now go on Beat It food beat it yeah go On M I’m already let’s get what are you two Apes cocking at didn’t you ever see a fighting man before you coming with us sir no I’m dressed for trick or treat of course I’m going with you male I want to make sure that I get full credit for

This brilliant idea of M let’s go let’s go let’s go shove off his idea boy what are we going to do now we can’t dump those lead flits overboard yeah not unless we dump Binghamton with him yeah boy with that helmet he seems like a rock with you can’t do

That all right man let’s move out uh uh that way is Easter I know which way yes sir hey Skip I feel kind of a bad Distributing Fuji’s Love Letter like this it’s so personal well try and ditch him if you can if you can’t Fuji will understand and Gro no souvenir hunting

Oh but skip mom said send more Flags Oh what are you doing don’t forget sir they’re a lot shorter than we are a good thinking gr that’s their mailbox all right are you sure it’s either that or they’re voting okay take get it over to that mailbox we’ll covery it take it easy now Okay how about that that’s the greatest double play in history Chuck Tinker the Tojo toosi come on let’s Get y good work fuj your letters L that’s great f h i don’t know how to thank you all you’ve made me very happy and moms is pretty tickled too sorry skip I just couldn’t resist it I’ll resist you Hey listen skip we got a decide who’s going to devil for Fuji

When we go back for that nit mail call well that’s all decided I’m going all right okay all right now what what are your Heroes got in mind well skip is second in command I feel it’s my responsibility to go no to come up with an idea why don’t we draw straws yeah

That’s a good idea all right okay so we’ll draw straws yeah there we are now Short Straw wins hus Short Straw wins Short Straw wins there we go okay there we are good there you are Chuck go ahead all right okay now guys don’t be nervous uh

It’s one for you easy now one for you oh no no not you after all your prisoner War remember hey yeah fellas he okay all right all right let’s see who the lucky winner is now ah it looks like I got the short one boys oh no skip Mr Park is a shorter

Hey that’s the first time ever won anything all right now look Chuck I’m I’m going to go anyway because I’m the only one that can speak Japanese here no wait a minute skip I won this fair and baby that’s my Square now Square well besides Fuji can teach me all the

Japanese I need to know what do I have to say FU when they call your name you just say oh that’s simple good Donuts taggy on your ter termine oh well now that settles it look I’m going on a mission no wait skip I got plenty of time to

Learn it and any nitw could learn a simple thing like that in two weeks good donuts oh see he knows it good good Torino T come on SM good Chuck you just don’t sound like a Japanese soldier at least he looks the pot it’s a perfect fit lucky I

Had his size in stock you guys quit worrying I’ll practice on the boat I’m want to get that litter neither rain or sleet or snow shall save this Courier from his appointed rounds how about bullets yeah i’ you to bring that up quit worrying grber come on let’s go

Oh maybe this all too dangerous huh now look I drew the Short Straw and I’m going now will you quit worrying come come on you guys tank turn them over Christie stand by good luck pan Huh oh yeah he’s skip condition R Here Comes Bon oh for trying out loud what’s he

Want now come on Beat It food Beat It come on get a board fast what’s all excitement about just cuz Bon’s coming look at you hurry up well M today’s the big day yes sir just getting ready to shove off sir you sure you don’t want me to go with you

Well it’s like I explained to you sir we need as much room as possible for your prisoners that’s right an extra prisoner could mean an extra strip all right let’s get going s let go forward will you all let go after byebye sir good hunting M you know there’s only one thing about

This whole operation that bothers me what’s that sir male sir he’s being very Cooperative yeah but male without an angle is like Betty grael without a curve sir I hate that to happen to miss grael she’s one of my favorites when I see her knock it let’s go and have a

Drink to the success of the mission oh the offices Club sir no m Hut I mean why pay retail when you can get it at the source good Lord this place is a pig sty I wonder where he keep just Private Stock oh I wouldn’t know sir you

Wouldn’t know sir well move some of these Japanese uniforms maybe you’ll find it Yes Japanese uniform what are Japanese uniforms doing here oh good Heavens sir I would know about that I wouldn’t know anything would you I think Betty grael just got back in shape sir I knew that male must be in cahoots with the nips he’s the one that suggested going over

To that island but sir that was to distribute the leaflets the leaflets that he wrote Carpenter we need a Japanese dictionary we’ve got some translating to do that isn’t what male read to us and he was lying right sir I can’t find all the words in the

Dictionary so but look at this for yourself my darling love in my arms adore you love I kiss your toes that’s obviously some kind of a code must be the biggest jerk in the Navy oh no sir I knew a couple of captains when I was oh shut up get me

Compete I’m going to have a surprise in store for Mado male when he gets back I kiss your toes what a war That’s it Chuck you remember what you’re going to say yeah I got to skip uh G to Donut uh like a Mary Mary Chuck there’s still time to pull out if you want don’t worry about a thing skip on fore spee for Fore to [Applause] Fore fore Fore hey Bingo miosi came through that fui letter hey we did it skip we did give me a rock give me a rock you take for R I got it all let’s get out of here hey what about my wallet come on let’s Go I’ll got your lines over hey Skip look oh now don’t worry you just keep out aside I’ll handle let’s go On H hi Captain well sir we’re back knock off the small talk Miguel where are the prisoners where where where uh well well sir uh we didn’t get any prisoners but the I can EXP expl you can explain it at your court marshall you’re under arrest sees him arrest what for

Espionage I had that little letter of viers translated how much are they paying you you turn coat that love letter was a code right oh knock it off Captain you don’t understand maybe the man from cleet will he’s do here oh Captain Martin guard him Captain Bon sir this is Captain

Martin of complete intelligence I know I know who he has been waiting for you Captain well captain that leaf had caus quite a stir at headquarters I figured it would the Admiral wants the man responsible for it I’ve got him right here for you sir he’s Commander Clinton

Male and he’s all yours M how you do sir congratulations congratulations congratulations certainly you gave the psychological warfare boys a lesson don’t appeal to the Mind appeal to the heart 20 nips have already surrendered carrying that love letter of yours they did 20 so was the love letter

I’d like to talk to you about some more of your ideas male you’ve become quite a hero up at complete oh well thank you very much sir we’re just trying to do our part 20 why don’t you lose some of that weight all right I got one for B here

Christopher yes sir Edward hon Charles buer hey is there a Teo Fuji here go what does it say p oh this is terrible she went and got married married like that he went got a dear Fuji letter hey she sent me another picture well after all we went through

And he’s more than happy Happ than ever oh no I Too okay big Louie now I’m fed up with you pushing me around see and I’m tired of doing all your dirty work for peanuts see so I’m cutting myself in for half the T the good part watch what tough dony does to Big Lou when they get down

Trying to ruin pict your stop face and shut Mouth why are you dirty R stin Dr oh good two bit rat F Okay you devoted movie fans everybody up pictures over well I just goes to show you rulu the only good Rat Fink is a dead rat F Hulu really dig that kind of jazz okay now down to business oh Noble Chief right that fine picture was just a down

Payment on your shipment of fruit Mash now let’s see 20 jugs at six bucks a piece means that you get not so fast ULU Fed Up you pushing him around deal off what do you mean oh a Deal’s a deal yeah the GU are right arulu you take back

That fruit mash and you’re an Indian giver that picture really open eyes if tough Tony not work for peanuts or rulu not either I start on boo ret come back for mash and morning Fondo Fondo out of way Punk [Applause] Get that k oh I you trying to help kill me I’m sorry sir but it’s Admiral Rogers on the scramble phone Admiral Rog why you say I just TR to get the phone sorry give you One Bon here sir my Aid tells me he was just going through the files and that the official treaty for the use of M’s Island was never signed by Chief urulu male is trespassing m is trespassing now I have to fly to Pearl Harbor for a week I’ll

Send you a copy of the treaty and I want it signed by the time I come back yes sir Admiral thank you Admiral over now I heard sir shall I contact Chief arulu immediately sir yes yes have them over here this afternoon I have them over for uh cocktails

For cocktails that cannibal sir did you ever think what would happen if that cannibal didn’t sign the treaty would it be terrible sir why we’d have to build it Commander Mel and his entire crew right here on Taratupa mhm well we could watch some night and day and one miss step Pow sir your guest has arrived Greetings oh great and Noble chief oh you uh brought a friend well that’s delightful delightful I was just about to open this champagne Chief won’t you try some of this 1937 what mob boot liking this kind merchandise isn’t that cute Carpenter

Mob oh cat Chief I’d like you try some of his delicious cand knock off coconut polishing and you don’t call me Chief anymore from now on you call me boss now what do you want well you are a s on Chief I mean the boss I I guess we’re going to have to

Come right out and tell you you see there there’s been a little oversight Chief a boss this treaty allowing the Navy the use of male’s Island you forgot to sign it it’s just a little tiny mistake you understand so if you’d be kind enough to uh yeah she right here at the bottom

Here you see we can’t keep male and his crew out there without your signature can no no no no of course not certainly not he’d have to move from his Island and we wouldn’t want that would we boss now if you just a sign right here in the bottom

Sign oh you trying to con wise guy I no sign and you tell Admiral that my final word and you tell M It Goodbye time come tomorrow well Carpenter we tried didn’t we just have to tell the Admiral that we tried and we failed not feel so bad Wally maybe you

Lose Island but you gaining buddy you okay for dirty crummy rat think sir sir don’t you realize sir it worked it worked oh I’m sorry sir oh that’s all right Elroy I’m so happy I don’t mind I’m even willing to waste this beautiful Pie H afternoon Captain H it’s a pleasant surprise good afternoon Quinton my boy here’s another pleasant surprise oh to Lieutenant Commander Quinton mccale subject orders to transfer those are your Walking Papers as of 1,200 hours tomorrow you and your brigin are being transferred from this thieves

Paradise over to the main base where I can keep an eye on you around the clock how’s that grab you oh come on Cut The Kitten Captain why why we were stationed in by Admiral Rogers personally that’s true Miguel the Admiral was under the mistaken notion that we had a treaty

With a rulu leasing this island of the Navy only the chief forgot to sign it and now he’s changed his mind thank you El and that makes you trespassers squatters vagrant so start packing that’s an order hi is bye-bye sir bye SK we can’t move back to the main base

That’s like being condemned at Devil’s Island yeah them SPS will be breathing down our next 24 hours a day Skip will be in the brick within a week all right already will your pipe down the way I see it there’s only one thing to do we’ve got to go over and

Sweet talk aulu into signing that treaty but how ever since he saw that gangster picture he’s become one tough gorilla well then we got to figure out a way to soften him up hey I got an idea why don’t we invite him over tonight and show him a Shirley Temple

Movie well she always made me cry all right let’s go Chuck let’s go good Luck come so Benny sent us Benny Benny who we don’t know any Ben Benny come on come on Hey hey chief boy oh boy you sure got some spies here all right yes you come here Mel you K’s joint for own mob oh no no you got us all wrong aulu old buddy we just came over here for a friendly power never talk business in front of

Pooy doop girls man SC that mean 23 sco 23 they don’t look a day over 18 to me now R use coffee cups for Booze full feds in case joint rated $2 a piece you owe me $8 $8 Syndicate set price okay Chuck pay him on the hat I what’s your proposition

Male no proposition Ru no we just wanted to come over and apologize for the things I said to you yesterday well you know after all you and me had been friends for a long time forget it pal I know sign treaty smooth smooth be re about this my territory see

Anybody try to muscle in I rub out see I don’t see anything besides I don’t need you Mel I got lead botom on my side so I should have figured there was some kind of Hanky Panky going on around here ha come on ha so you let bing up didn’t

Get to you huh nobody get the big old ULU I call shots around here you’re speaking of shots I’ll have another one yeah Lulu you won’t be calling him for very long I’ll tell you that bigton is sneakier than that tough Tony in that movie yes sir you want to know something

He’ll give you the shiv 10 minutes after we leave maybe you got point there male skunk no chain stripe overnight it’s high time I show lead bottom who boss man around oh no no no no rulu no no no that be reasonable now you know you just

Was just signed a treat oh you finish male come noon tomorrow you out of business too bad but that the way coconut crumble oh I guess we told him 23 scoo Oh shot come on [Applause] we [Applause] Well uh greetings to Chief uh boss that’s a that’s a lovely hat you’re wearing always dress former when come to talk business lead bottom big Gulu come to sell you protection protection protection from ho ho ho from me me me you don’t pay off never know what Happened good how dare you break my window you know pay protection lots of Windows maybe get Brok my ship’s clock you know pay protection lots of ship’s clocks maybe got broken you listen to me fat boy you can’t scare me I’m a captain I’m not going to pay you any protection I’m not afraid of you or your overground pygmies you talk tough but nobody push

Me around huh you know pay off and I be sto pigeon Admiral Rogers Admiral Rogers sto PR to the Admiral about what what oh like how you bride me with cavar tried to get me drunk with champagne so I no sign treaty you wouldn’t do a thing

Like that you you would you you do it you dirty what what kind of protection did you have in mind oh nothing cheap if a first payment would like a 100 cases can meet four rber life rafts and own private Jeep I’ll take care of you you

Big couldn’t we talk this over dog is cheap you know pay off I squeal and you take rap go to the big house so long Punk [Applause] Oh well goodbye happy home yeah it was great while the last of all the rotten luck yeah I can just see bigton laughing now why I’m so man boy look at hey everybody duck sorry skip oh that was sure a close one the good thing there wasn’t any oh No Captain Bon Captain bmon are you all right sir are you all right of course I’m all right Quint it’s awfully nice to you to ask thank you Quinton Quint well now look sir we I mean I can explain how you mean about the game don’t worry about my gig and ay’s got

Plenty more where that one came from Chucky boy Chucky boy now I know there’s something wrong oh me too SC every time my mother called me that I meant a spanking a spanking did you hear that Quint baby a spanking funny you a got quite a sense of humor this boy you mean

You’re not mad at me sir oh mad at you of course not boy well all right then Captain if everything’s okay then uh what do you want from us are you in some kind of in trouble me in trouble that’ll be ridiculous ridiculous well then uh is it that your

Scheme to put the screws to us didn’t uh come off captain or uh is it that Chief arulu has you over a barrel maybe Ru don’t you mention that cannibal to me compared to him alapon looks like a choir boy he’s going to bleed me white

If we don’t get him to sign that treaty worse than that he’ll tell the Admiral that we purposely disobey disobey oh well so that’s it Captain suddenly we got to pull your chestnuts out of the fire huh well they your chestnuts too M you want your happy little island don’t

You I want my career my future my life ah well I’m not so sure about that Captain we tried to get a ruler to sign the treaty but he wouldn’t go for it hey you guys got any ideas oh I don’t know Skip it’s all my fault if I hadn’t asked

Him to see that crummy gangster movie in the first place yeah he wouldn’t be walking around like a jungle John Dillinger well I got to admit Captain I’m might say now wait a minute something’s coming to me oh what is this let’s hear it well now if ruler wants to live like

A gangster maybe we can arrange for him to uh die like one huh help help they’re after us they after us save us save us help got to save us it’s m and his mob they’re after us we had them caught Mar but they broke out of the brri and they

Rubbed out the guards in Cold Blood you got you got to help us before it’s too late what kind Malika you trying to hand me punk they just small time operators not got guts to hurt chii fly let’s go that 30 right Penington got to be in

There all right the party is over you guys no can bust in here this private Speak Easy got no right to come in here and besides you have the uniform problem M we ain’t fat boy all right on your feet St no don’t kill me I’m too young

To die ah that ain’t for us to say Buster that’s up to the boss stay by the door Lefty you too righty oh no I beg of you sir Mercy Mercy watch it crumb you’re ruining the shoe shine doing sh them out glasses yeah okay boy show we got a heart shoot

A guy without glasses him they got me oh why was I born with 2020 Vision what come over you guys you sure not like you used to be how do you know what we was like in the old days yeah the only reason we joined the Navy cuz we’re on the lamb but your cop loving friend there found out about us and blew

A whistle so now he’s going to get paid off by uh the Enforcer all right you guys step back while I give this guy what all guys like this guy Deserve T well took us a while to catch up with you didn’t it hey Scarface we ain’t got all day yeah oh yeah boss I uh forgot about the mainside massacre No Mercy Mercy ah shut up Captain ratfink you’ve been asking for it and now you’re going to get it take

This width 27 length 68 yeah ought to be a perfect fit all right boys bring it in as he does it ah cement’s a little wet yet better let it set before we drop them in no I think they wouldn’t h a TIY fly huh look at there cement Kona what’ you

Expect crom it’s anything I can’t stand it’s a two bit dirty rotten low down double crossing rat F store pigeon gee I love that kind of talk he’s good thing I just friendly native right fellas boys pal sorry fat stuff but we can’t have no Witnesses okay dump

Dum we want to give him a real nice funeral this Camp’s working yeah he swallowed the whole bait hook line and sinker nothing can stop us now nothing nothing nothing come on let’s go get the [Applause] [Applause] Cement Mel we got to talk to chicken to die get it Punk there’s no way out poter cement oh youu if you’re only listening to me and mind that treat none of this would have happened but what if rulu change mine then I’ll have to bump

Herself off hike down will you there one thing I can’t stand it’s a crying fat man po a cement no PO cement about I sign I sign I sign quick before they change their mind sign the treaty pan a pen who’s got a pan a pen I Scarface a pen hurry

Up I must have dropped it I mean uh I’ll lay him back and get one H way mink uh I mean uh pink Pink hey watch it Punk look Buster beat it this is my territory inent Parker huh oh trick or treat you see we were so celebrating Halloween a little early this year all guys get get all [Applause] Drale where is that imbecile Parker want blumber belly to change his mind come on in Scarface you should took your time about how about 10 H had rogister I I can explain this whole thing Admiral it’s just a it’s a big joke just a big joke so you pull it

Little leg you not really tough guy the whole deal off I not sign treaty oh you want eh huh okay fat boy get in the barrel take that fed with a gold braid with you Chuck if you flipped Admiral Rogers I’ve had nothing to do with this I’ll

See if this man’s Court Marshal the first thing in the morning you want to get us all killed you may think this is a joke captain and you may think these killers are not tough but I know better why their pictures are hanging in every Fleet post office in the South

Pacific yeah yeah adal you must be mistaken these men aren’t really put in your lip you creep okay fat boy you’re next no no wait I lousy dancer i s i sorry hey how about that Skip captain Oh Captain Captain so when the brass at Pearl Harbor really started pestering me about the Treaty I decided to come directly here never dreaming of course we’d have to resort to such unorthodox tactics in order to get okay okay jent it’s U two minutes

Before the first race the track is dry and the morning line on number three is now 6 to 5 remember guys this is the first race on The Daily Double so hurry hurry H I’ve got to hand it to you grou turning sicla to a race meeting was a

Stroke of pure genius this keeps up we’ll have to go and build a larger hospital all right everybody all backs down it is now post time ready in a Starting Gate all right ready set go and they off and at 6 down number one takes the me but here comes number four making

A Char SP on the outside number three is in a break they roll a quarter a corridor is 32 in Over Your phone I know what it is answer Captain Bon’s office who the fleet medical officer yes sir sir yeah it’s Admiral Harris and he sounds very angry oh well give me that here sir stay away from that board while I’m on the phone I don’t trust cheats like you sit

Down cheaters never prospered hello doctor I mean Admiral it’s Captain benon what kind of a pest hole are you running according to reports here your your sick bait call has increased 400% the last 5 weeks well I had no idea that I I mean there must be some mistake well Captain

If all those men are sick caller perfectly healthy the Navy has a nasty name for that mingering mingering well they wouldn’t dare on my base I’m flying up to make a personal inspection of your medical facilities tomorrow and if you haven’t got that situation remedied by then

You’re liable to wind up on sick call as a Sean second class well now that that’s over with sir can we finish our game I’ll finish you you goof off my whole command is riddled with gold bricks and dead beats playing checkers on duty what’s the the Navy

Coming to and what is it with all this mingering what is going on over at s call what what what all right man it’s post time again the second race is at a corridor in three quarters for 22y olds you were showing me how to massage a charlie horse in the

Yard hi Skip hi Skip yourself where where is everybody we’ve been looking all over for you guys don’t you know we got a weapons check down an ordinance well I was just just get hey wow oh yeah where is everybody come on talk skip look I’ll get i’ll get all the guys down

To the dock as soon as they’re all sick calls sick call again they were healthy enough this morning wait skip that don’t go in there this it’s depressing and the whole place is full of sick people seeck get out of the way chairs are in the

Starting Gate the flag is up oh ni SK all right oh ah so this is sick call huh we were only trying to amuse the Shu inss you know how do can get just looking at the walls all day yeah well you TS better get used to looking at walls four of

Them in the brri skip no one’s going to know we bought off the Cosman in charge of the wing and the nurse outside’s too busy making eyes at Verge yeah well let me tell you if bmon never finds out about this he’s going to lock you up and

Throw away the key hey Skip it’s so lead bottom under a full head of steam quick quick come on get in those chairs get get off your feet look sick T turn ah good morning Captain what is that whatever brings you here sir I’m back oh cares of your back stop driving

Through the crosswalk when there’s pedestrians in it never mind know what I’m doing in question is what are all these Pirates doing here terribly sick sir yes oh the real sick isn’t that right Mr Parker oh yeah that’s right Captain see how dare you stick your tongue out at your Superior

Officer you put that thing away hey get out of that thing you’re a menace no no no no I wouldn’t go any closer sir they made be contagious I’m dying I’m dying oh my eyes are killing me I keep seeing spots oh shut up the only spots you’ve ever

Seen are the spots on a pair of crooked dice I want all you gold bricks and you fakers out of here this second and if I catch you within 5 minutes of this place I’ll watch your temperature it’s bad for your blood pressure you know that blood

Pressure have a seat sir I’ll call A N what you please Captain the doc said I was to have absolute quiet and I’m telling you any more lame brain stunts like that and I’m going to lower the boom Oh have no fear skip we’ll learn that lesson cross our wallets and

Hope to die bro hey what was that sounds like Fuji groaning yeah I recognize the accent come on hey F what’s the matter what is it I Al got a horrible tooth EG hey yeah that is pretty swollen yeah that looks awful well does anybody know what to do

For a sore tooth well when I was a little kid and had a toothache my mother used to make me put on my little sister’s shoes what good did that do well my feet hurt so much I forget about my tooth all right all right knock it off

Will you Fuji needs help not talk Samurai that tooth is going to have to come out you mean bull it uh-huh send my ma to Yokohama come on fge be reasonable boy the sooner it’s out the better boys get some string oh no no never mind

Never mind p maybe you better send for little sister’s shoes okay fuj but she’s a big girl now might be kind of tricky with those high heels Mar somebody the string will okay all right fol now the string is all tied you all set here here we go all right 1 2 3

Go all right now hang on with you guys and don’t worry Fu with all his horsepower something’s got to give you ready here we go go ahead Baby I could just scream okay f okay relax relax boy if only we could get him to a dentist he’s skiing I got it that Fleet dentist comes over the terraa every second Wednesday which is tomorrow oh great we take him over mainside somebody sees him they

Shoot him right on the spot well that’s one way to get rid of a toothache sorry F hey hold it boys hold it something’s starting to come in well now look why couldn’t it be that one of us can’t fake a toothache in that way we get some medicine to help kill Fuji’s

Pain hey not bad skip okay boys I’m looking for a volunteer to go to the dentist the first man who steps forward has the honor hold on wait a minute that’s not fair you guys thank you pakan I never forget this oh no hey chck great well I don’t care what these

Charge say the medical officer is going to be here in 2 hours is inspecting this hospital for mingers and I want all these Wards cleaned out I want them evacuated emptied uh but sir the the patients in Ward a have recurrent malaria oh they do do they well let it

Recur someplace else I don’t want them in here and that goes for these gold bricks you got here in w b and c and all the others now move move move move get these people out of the hospital come on remember all you want to do is to get

The pain pills and shove off so let me do all the Talking yeah don’t worry I’ll be groaning too much to open my mouth Okay oh mercy me you gave me a start why from what Captain bingamon said I wasn’t expecting a soul oh no not a single solitary Soul oh you got a real sick one here doc oh goody goodie that makes me feel wanted frankly I was beginning to think I wasn’t needed on

Banga Taratupa this is Taratupa doc oh oh no that can’t be you see I’m scheduled for Taratupa every second Wednesday now this oh this is ter lovely Place love lovely patience too if you’ll just be seated Commander but no no no no I’m not the patient doc

You it’s my executive officer here he’s got a pain in the lower Muller just won’t quit right chuck oh dear me you do have an abnormally deep root system well now tell me just exactly where does it hurt in the lower right left he’s in the middle yes pain doc

He’s Delirious oh you got to give him some pills doc oh if the pain is that intense we may have to do more than giv him pills heaven knows we may even have to pull the little devil pull it well the Pain’s gone I think we better no

What Mr Parker means sir is that when you see U actually you can’t do any pulling because well we need the pills cuz we’re shoving right off on a secret mission secret mission oh my that will never do oh mercy me no why every time he groaned he’d give away your

Position remain seated but I don’t want oh should her all right Carpenter now we’ve cleaned out all the wards now M what are you doing in here and what is that Faker doing in that chair oh there a faker Ser I know Mr Baga is in terrible pain you see it’s out

Terrible pain in that lower Muller right down here sir all right all right you cut out the charades frisbee answer the captain oh oh I’m fris I know who you are and I ordered you not to waste any time on that minger now I’ll bet my stripes there was nothing wrong with

That tooth oh no this is a a gorgeous Moler how would I tell you car you were right it’s those other six teeth that worry me surface cavities just screaming to be filled positively screaming let him go ahead and scream I’m getting kind of used to the noise yeah well you we we

Won’t we don’t want to be in any trouble just give us a handful of pills we’ll be on our way right there go what would the fleet medical officer think if I deserted this poor suffering boy in his hour of need ah the fleet medical officer yes you’re right all right all

Right doctor start start uh filling start filling now all six of them in one sitting oh it’s like winning the Irish sweep Stakes better get the Nova game doctor wait a minute you don’t have time to get anything no this I want this man out of here before the Admiral gets in

The hospital see a no Novae no Novae but sir just stop but siring me I said no no drilling drill Drill oh I’m sorry fellas well anybody else got right ideas now only you have count me out I can’t spare any more teeth look guys we just can’t sit around here we got to do something for a buddy Fuji all right we struck out in a pain

Pills but there’s only one thing left to do by hook a crook we got to get him to a dentist oh great doc Frisbee’s the only jawbreaker around and I don’t think he handles Japanese patients yeah but who says he’s got to be Japanese huh

Can’t we rig him up so he can pass like one of us you mean we disguise him it’s a wild idea but it might work look wild or not it’s desperation time I’m not sure I that desperate I don’t blame you that do Frisbee’s murder I fainted three

Times but than that I had fun sir I hope you had a pleasant flight Admiral I believe the small talk b i here for an inspection not a coffee clutch oh yes sir well I’m sure you’ll find our little hospital just as clean as a whistle I only oh absolutely

Admiral Captain bamson personally kicked out every gold after there we go one of these days Eloy one of these days that looks all clear skip yeah okay Fu come on I can hardly see pandage is too tight well that’s good you just keep it that

Way this is one time and it’s better to look like an Egyptian than a Japanese okay come on let’s go good luck skip yeah all right see you be careful oh Dr frisbey we glad to see you we got a patient for you oh mercy me

Business is picking up see trer here has the most fascinating impacted by cus but do this is an emergency oh it’s you again oh no it’s not me it’s machinist Bell he’s in terrific pain oh you see he’s in so much pain where he can’t even talk oh it must be excruciating what

Just look at those bandages that poor poor boy yeah that’s from a bad case of sunburn you you see he was out in a life rack for 7 days but don’t you worry B that good doctor won’t let you down oh heavens to Betsy no nurse go check on

Seaman shers x-rays while I see what I can do for this poor poor suffering boy you have to get up sailor you heard 7 Days on a life raft up up here and what about my bik cus SP so you see Admiral our Wards are so empty we’re thinking of turning the

Whole place into a bowling alley a bowling alley sir you’re very I’m in no mood for jokes B let’s get on with the inspection oh yes sir I’m s knock off that silly cackling Carpenter Admiral right over here sir we have our Dental Facilities on on on second thought sir Carpenter why don’t you show the Admiral our our lovely first aid facility short I have to make arrangements Admiral with the meor for our luncheon Arrangements Carpenter car oh this way please all right M now what are you

Trying to pull this time oh no now here here we’ll have none of that I’m the one who does the pulling around I’m the dentist you see would you be quiet you quack I keep telling you we know who you are M I demand an answer well you see

Sir it’s it’s it’s it’s b sir he he has a terrible toothache toothache it looks like his whole head is aching what’s with all those bandages well that’s a sunburn he’s been out in the sun I should say he was seven whole days in a life raft seven whole days in aak how

About his tooth he’s an Agony I am not interested in his tooth get him out of here out out out out of here with him frisbee I gave you orders nothing but emergency cases I walk in here it looks like you’re holding the senior prom in here but shuder is in

Terrible shape why if we don’t treat him right away I’m sure the Admiral will have a hisy a f hisy yeah if you’ve never had one taken from me they’re Mur shut up oh you too shut up every all right treat him you can treat him but he’s absolutely positively the last

Patient oh but Captain have a heart his tooth has got to come out I am giving you your last warning you get this mummified minger out of here and you’ll take that nitwit with you before I have this Knit Wit fill the cavity in that knit wit’s head this Knit Wit and then

Everybody out out Hey Skip that was pretty fast how it go it didn’t we got the heave ho from bigton you mean they ain’t yank Fuji bump chop boy this is murder well what do we do now skip I don’t know about you FAS but I think I go commit Harry kry

Anybody got a rusty knife on any guys got a rusty hey F this is no time to give up we still got another hour before doc frisbee checks off the base yeah but you heard the captain skip he said that that patient in there was positively the

Last one that’s right but well what we got to do is to is to make a switch without bingamon or doc frisbee catching on switch patience what the hell yeah how do we get the other swab to cooperate well I’ll tell you how come over here come

Here let’s see syringe and uh clamps and x-rays x-rays oh dear there still not here oh it’s this wartime help it’s just disgraceful simply disgrace hey guys guess who’s back in the base old doc frisbee the bloody Butcher of Bora Bora no kidding I thought he got tossed out of the Navy

For practicing without a license he would have been except none of his victims lived long enough to testify yeah he’s the only dentist in the Navy who pulls teeth with a crowbar and if I had a bum tooth I’d rather suffer to death than get murdered by that butcher Murdered okay boys pass them up hurry up F I’m a double I’m a Dou all right Tru get a coold conference go ahead baby just take it easy take it easy nice nice for not me him okay sorry see rer but those x-rays aren’t developed yet and well good Heavens what are you two gentlemen doing here again oh well you see we were just

On our way out and we heard Seaman schroer yelling for help and that compress is much better now isn’t it Seaman schroer his too I think he’s getting violent violent oh but he can’t be not yet oh what am I going to do yeah here yank pull hurry do something yank yank

Hurry hurry pull pull well I tell you it’s absolutely out of the question I can’t do a thing without those x-rays x-rays that nurse developed or Not Here I Go nothing admal if you will observe sir the outside of our little hospital is also just as neat as a pen

Oh I I just remembered sir I I’ve got to check with the me steart again again sir yeah again all lunch is going to be a very big lunch Admiral now uh Carpenter why don’t you show the Admiral our uh our laundry facilities I’m sure he’ll find those outstanding laundry but sir

If you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all oh that’s said we’re res setting jiujitsu Admiral that’s one of our new chops you must see our laundry it’s very different sir this way Please all right you gold bricks what’s going on pret turn H good afternoon Captain pingon good to see you captain pingon that out Captain mama what I do now start you can move over knock it off knock it off Fuji look sore too and not boy we got to get

Out of here come on let’s go let’s go come on up to what is going on in there that Corridor is sprouted with nurses we’re C get down from there Belle and what happened to your sunburn where are your bandages where where where where sunburn sir bandages sir oh I made a miraculous

Recovery sir oh you did huh you’re lying it’s a lot of hogwash soon as I find out what’s going on in there I’m going to take care of all of You oh what a mess Skipper Skipper you got to get Fu out fast quick hand them out the window somebody might spot them oh what we got wait a minute wait a minute come here I got an idea give me a hand give me a hand you all that stuff aside there

Come on foch come on hop in here quick let’s go come on F quick not you Hur hurry Hur hurry skip hurry all right Dr them over your little window all right you guys stand by to grab him here we go take it easy now take it easy

All right here we go M all right M you’re not going to give me the slip this time good afternoon C oh no oh brother is he out cold but but yeah but we can’t leave him here come on let’s we get him on a chin not that

This we can feed him for first a SK him shot I learned that first of all you have to cover the patient uh there come on let’s go come on let’s get out of here yeah but just in case you wake up with a headache well demon schroer we finally got those

X-rays oh but that by kuspit has to come out oh dear me yes Captain Bingington says we don’t have time for Novacane so be brave and here we go in the dock must have oh you sure must have deep roots Come on boys get him up Bo and the F’s heavy you look easy probably on his head I’m I’m sorry FJ that’s all right V hey holy smokes to gun too you cannot just walk into an American Naval Bas and then steal a boatload of supplies beepy you have no

Confidence it worked in orand and M Bay just let me do the talking and it will work here Paul who goes there I’m ENT Parker officer the day oh no this is going to be easier than I thought don’t oh please miss you have nothing to fear from us we are merely Umble

Fishermen in distress huh oh well then wait a minute hey you’re big Frenchie last time we saw you was a new calonia that stole our PT bow oh par how nice you remember me put me down no Huggy Gan Duty and you guys are under arrest oh

But please M you have nothing to fear from Big frie I have as you Americans say turned over a new leave H read that from the chief of police of new calonia congratulating big frie for the wonderful work he has done with the Boy Scouts and the P you see there say grene

We are proud of you you have become a model citizen how about that h Huh boy the PTA wow hey did I have that letter I’d like to show the gang oh no I am sorry it might get lost I want to send it to my mother you got a mother

Too boy wait a oh of course you’d have a mother now if you will tell me where is the office of your captain I have a little business to transact it well it’s right over there in that big quanon Hut hey I’d be proud to take you over there

There you are the O you must guard The Islander got right yeah well uh I’ll see you around U Roger over and out I loves that kind of Talk [Applause] We are with s French underground my identification sir At Your Service how do I know General o oay whatever is you’re saying I don’t know I admire you for your caution sir it is no wonder they call you the jungle Fox I don’t care what

The they call me the jungle Fox do not be modest every one has heard of the famous captain bingamon Oh yes you’re right you see sir I keep telling you you’ve become a legend in your own time perhaps this will convince you sir my orders direct from General deal oh deal

What do you know about that to our American Allies this is to introduce the courageous leader of the underground movement the bearer of these secret orders General Rene Jac thank you Carpenter now why don’t you come around Sunday afternoons and read me the funes I’m perfectly capable of reading this thing

Myself get out of here fire you oh I’m sorry sir but you know we in the underground are trying to burn our secret orders so they do not fall into the hands of the enemy well I didn’t even get to the part where I was trying

To I also have here a micro film of documents signed by your own Eisenhower and montg oh microfilm oh I now Montgomery microfilm is that what I can’t make anything out of that it’s you get me a magnifying glass there is no time for that now is it time for Action

I am already late for my my r with a suicide Patrol a suicide Patrol you’re going to see a suicide well oh forgive me General I’m very sorry for this bungling numb skull holding us up like this now now what can I do to help you General I have

Need of a few Meer supplies for myself and a handful of Patriarchs handful you uh you need all of that for a handful of Patriots they going to oh you are right forget the spices but the rest are all Necessities oh I can I can see that there’s food and chocolate bars and

Waterproof wrist watches yes sir well cameras why would you need cameras I will tell you of your collaboration ah Captain I know you’re not interested in glory but I hope you will accept a little quadar as a token of our oh well I that would be something with

What’s wrong with cameras haven’t you ever heard of reconnaissance don’t go argue with the uh jungle Fox jle the jungle Fox don’t argue with the jungle Fox give me that here Lieutenant give me the whole thing here you fill these right away and that’s an order fill it

Yes sir hi Chuck hi Skip hey how’s the OD oh great hey boy am I glad to see you you’ll never guess who’s here big Frenchie just went up to see bingamon big Frenchie I thought I recognized his boat why that swindling sea dog get rid

Of him Skip it’s a favor to me this is ain’t big enough for two Crooks now listen you guys wait here I’m going to go up and warn damp before that officer Club is missing make yourself at home I will be right Back My old friend K me you st Bill r m ha this hurts me for you to talk this way to an old friend who is trying to make a living as a poor but honest fisherman fisherman H well I see you’ve already started fishing without permission that get in here the same

Way the same way that these got in there like flying face they flew in here we are General I got this Mel what are you you’re the one that’s been stealing my chocolate bars guy to get away with your gold pen hey now wait a minute W sir I

Came in to warn you about this crook crook you dare call this gentleman a crook this man is a member of the French fishing fleet sir and oh I get it yeah fishing fleet fishing fleet but sir this man is an out andout pirate do not be

Too hard on male Captain over the years he has tried to reform the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak not too weak no no wait a minute here M I’m standing here in the middle of this thing and besides don’t you dare touch this fine gentleman I’ll take care of

You later now you get out of my office but sir out out out out out out all right sir it’s your problem not fine but I got one word of advice for you sir you better hold on to your stibi oh he’s a terrible man imagine

Saying a word like skibbies in front of a stranger sakes I give anything to get rid of him why don’t you send him out on a mission well I do send him out on missions but he always comes back I mean now as a favorite to me and the

Underground men like that could Ru everything big mouth that’s you’re right but I don’t have a mission to send him on right now General are you sure jungle foxy Oh you mean you kep a man of decision oh thank you General call me Frenchie that is what

The girl calls me what does MacArthur call you MacArthur called oh well he calls me um Wall-E a lot and I call him Doug you Frenchie to you Doug no no no he’s Doug I’m Wall-E drink to B hey Skip what kind of a goofy mission

Is this okono is just a deserted Rock they’re in the nip within 500 miles of the place present company accepted will you get below skip we just can’t leave that French Bandit here I’m not going until I bury my piggy bank move move get out all

Right GED we got to get fui back to our Island anyway not you Chuck you’re the OD remember oh yeah look Chuck you you got a big job to do here you got to keep your eye on big Frenchie we want to find an island here when we get back don’t

Worry skip I’ll be on the job and I’m careful with that gun Will You Huh oh don’t worries SK I always keep the safety on yeah thank you Captain oh did you get the supplies that General bushe requested yes sir they’ve been delivered to the doc for your

Inspection before loading oh good good well first I’ve got to stop at the air strip the Admiral just arrived unexpectedly who the Admiral Sir I’ll bet he’s bringing you congratulations from General deal sir this certainly is your lucky day sir it’s could be more than that this could be the day that I

Really talk to the Admiral about getting rid of male again sir oh this time I’ve got The Perfect Replacement for M I have got a man that knows these Waters just as well as M does big Frenchie big Frenchie who’s Big Frenchie sir General B to you if I could get him

Assigned here with us well my troubles would be over I’ll meet you at the dock tell the general to wait for me yes I’ll get the door for you sir never mind there’s a man that knows how to get rid of male look like he can’t open a door to

You even radar equipment blue this is a bigger old thania you stick with me next week who knows is it B in public call me big FR oh sorry sir I just wanted to inform you that Captain Binghamton will be a little late inspecting this Caro late yes sir that

Will never do it’s getting close to Zero Hour oh we have the French underground always wear four wrist watches four one is set for each time zone I see well don’t worry sir we’ll get you out in time the captain just sto by the air strip to talk to Admiral

Rogers for a few minutes see Admiral is is here unexpected visites I just remembered I forgot to make my bed I’ve got to run I’ll be back we better make a one for it not without the supplies get some men we will load them Ourselves okay big Frenchie I got you one move and I’ll let you have it yeah that’s right and the only way these supplies are getting off this dock is Over My Dead Body so I better be careful I mean you better be careful and put your hands up hey I know you’re there

But Le no need for violence Miss I would not stand a chance against a Man of Steel like you me really do not be modest everyone has heard of the famous anent par era they have I will have to tell you the real reason I am here the reason to see your captain

Binghampton I am with the French underground you are oh come on now oh I admire you for your caution it is no wonder they call you the jungle Fox yeah well Sticks and Stones the jungle Fox M here are my orders direct from your very own General Eisenhower General Eisenhower pretty important very

Important man yeah I see where it says hey they’re on fire my mission is Step secret oh yeah we couldn’t let the enemy know wouldn’t so you see we must move and P we must move and move quickly oh yeah sure because you know something Commander Mel thought you guys were

Stealing this stuff oh he such a suspicious man now can we start the loading yeah we better get oh I don’t know though I’m still OD I better check with somebody oh I’m glad you mentioned that I’ve almost forgot the big news new orders from your own Admiral Aly Admiral

You are no longer the OD you have been transferred to my commander you are now major Parker of the French underground well know how to shave now May can we get on with sure yeah my golly boy you forgot to burn the orders oh yes

See you are so clever and I am so stupid while uh the jungle Fox boy wait let Skipper finds out about this from Anon to Major all in one day men I want you to meet our new Supply officer major Charles jungle Fox par this Fearless man of Destiny has

Volunteered to help us load and to lead us through Dangerous Waters to Victory major I am proud of you General we have nothing to fear but fear itself men I promise to leave you with craft and cunning after all they don’t call me the jungle Fox for nothing all

Right now let’s get the boat loaded Alie Alie Al Al oh la what do we need him for for two reasons one to help us make our Escape in Ari HH do ma Hae is out there somewhere if he tries to stop us we have said jungle Fox is a

Hostage you American Sailors help us Frenchman loads the boat on double on double la la you said this scheme of mine wouldn’t work we are getting better service here than we got in orlandia and not only at Helia but Samar and mil Bay those black marketeers have

Wiped us out at three Supply bases can you imagine an officer under my command stupid enough to hand over government supplies to a fast talking French phony Helia sammany Captain Marshall Captain bishop and Captain corbette who are now enen Marshall enen bishop and Seaman corbette he even handed over radar equipment

Radar you seen any Frenchmen around here Bing oh yeah no no no sir no Frenchman no no all right now what did you rush up here to tell me my executive officer said it had something to do with a man to replace male oh yeah yes well uh you

Know how I feel about male who do you suggest to replace a man like that who do I suggest well um carpenter carpenter Elroy Carpenter that clutch he doesn’t even know how to make up his own bed he been awfully neat about that lady Admiral he takes both

Three corners of the sheet he pulls it very tightly very carefully bamon tell me something and I want an honest answer as you’re An Officer and a Gentleman are you drunk It’s gone sir it is gone the Frenchman’s boat is gone oh thank you for the 6:00 news I don’t know what I’d do without you you you cluts Taylor sir what happened to that French bat it left sir about a half hour ago right after we loaded it under the

Orders of major Parker major Parker sailor are you drunk no sir haven’t you heard he’s a major now in the French Underground when they left he went with him that is the most ridic ridiculous thing I all right carry on carry on this is beginning to add up Carpenter

It’s another one of M’s plots here’s male sir mission accomplished captain at loano all right you’re under arrest now M arrest this man get him arrest him arrest what for captain Oh this is the end of the line Mel I’ve got the goods on you this time you your black mark

Marer black marketeer that’s what it’s going to say on your cell door your accomplice big French she just left here with half of my warehouse accomplice but Captain I wasn’t even in this look I was the one who tried to warn you about that pirate yeah that’s part of the plot you

Know whatever you say I do just the opposite I’ve got the goods on all of you your contact man Parker he’s gone with Frenchy and his gang at these but the rest of you are going to stand trial Parker left with them those dirty Cutthroats yeah they must have grabbed

Him as a hostage poor Mr Parker Zer all right you man that’s a great performance you should have enlisted in the Uso but now you’re going to the brick get down off there that’s an order sorry we can’t oblig you Captain but Mr Parker’s life

May be in danger take a turn them over come here stopy hand you man take hold quick quick [Laughter] Okay you guys we don’t have much time we didn’t beat French in by much now first we can’t use guns secondly we can’t let him see us and the’re liable to hurt Chuck so we got to round him up without laying one hand on us well how do we do

That look have I ever failed you no well I failed you now I have a slightest idea how we’re going to do it Unless here they come boys all right lay low this is it come on get get all right let’s get this unloaded before the St show up yeah John dared hey isn’t that French for police oh no no no no he’s a man’s name in your country Z tror was Miss Benedict darnold

In our country it was a Mr Jean D Be careful major yeah oh yeah oh boy I almost blew Everything [Applause] No is Philip funie we have betri what you Skipper is that you hey what are you guys doing up here I know you’re out there m now you come out with your hands up or you are minus one anden major Bo hold it hold it I know French

And he means it hey what’s going on here General I demand an explanation you’ve been taken Chuck Frenchie doesn’t work for the underground he’s in business for himself in the black market Black Market well now if that’s so General B I demand that you return your

To that’s smart Chuck don’t let him get your gun what my oh yeah give me that all right Mel thank you very much now I won’t need this pig sticker anymore and thank you Frenchie for solving our problems now we can go closer boys oh I wouldn’t do that if I

Were you skip neither would I M ah now don’t worry that Chuck he may have your gun but I’ve got your bullets I took them out this morning after you nearly shot your leg off [Laughter] remember blue can fight such stupidity hey Skip here Bingham and the

Admiral all right M I’ve got you in your gang of Thieves this time you’re all under arrest SK you bre get me back my gun I’m in enough trouble this oh relax Chuck let him yell we got nothing to worry about yeah I guess you’re right we did capture

Big Frenchie it’s a good thing you guys took the bullets at least my fault skip I I couldn’t be to leave Mr Parker alone without any bullets so I put a few back In [Applause] You know it’s worth a hole in my head to round up this gang of black marketeers male Parker I’m proud of you well thank you sir we’re glad we be of help all right man let’s get these Fells to the police station bye-bye sir that was very clever of you Mel no

Wonderers they call you the jungle fox come on come on get out of here and don’t bother say an aravir let’s just say goodbye toou what’s it taste like Jen or vodka a little like both with a touch of lighter fluid throwing in so what the guys over

Main s will never know the difference this is a wall a Martin Martini get for the heels cousin here come the revenuers a skip Mr Parker hide the goodies quick all right you bunch of gold breaks what’s going on here you’re supposed to be getting a boat and ready for morning

Patrol um sorry running a little late skip but um we were just giving the h a little extra cleanup I can sure use it boy this torpedo is filthy torpedo get up out of there Cloud n martini mix one Sip and you’re flying I made it

Up well now if that isn’t one for the books well you can say that again skip dear diary guess what the guys dreamed up today well that’s it huh no more Penny Annie stuff are you’re going big league stuff now Heist and Torpedoes now wait a

Minute skip you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would you skip where else could we get the alcohol Now you listen to me you schlack meisters you better start high taing it for that board before I really get mad now move salute fi come over here while we’re gone you get rid

Of that Jungle Juice dump it I don’t care where just dump it here boys I’ll never believe this after the war oh come on we just stop it with that diary skip it didn’t get a chance to date Chuck I said move well what are you standing there

For Get the Lead Out tote that crate lift that boo you’re a skipper Move [Applause] Pap Holy smokes idiot Miss sir one of the crew is still in bed yeah b f arrest that man for striking a superior officer you’re under arrest for sir it’s a torpedo I’ll arrest a torpedo then torpedo oh we’ve got them with the good Carpenter did but what what is the

Torpedo doing in a bunk what’s that smell oh sir must be this insecticide insecticide that’s vermouth vermouth sir okay this is beginning to add up torpedo juice vermouth those those pirates are making martinis sir maybe we can find some olives too never mind the olives we’re going to turn this off Broadway

Brewery upside down come on let’s go yes sir sorry sir I didn’t mean it something Open do not open this means you kind of nonsense is this now the private Diary of ensen Charles Parker authentic and top secret no sir H January 14th dear diary today the GU High Ed six sets of signal flags to make sarongs for Native girls uhhuh February 1st dear diary this

Afternoon Gruber lost the captain’s Jeep to yulu in a poker game than are all these months you’ve been making me pay for it March 17th dear diary tonight the guys borrowed officer uniforms and crash the dance in the nurses quarters Carpenter do you realize what this means it’s the discovery of the

Sentry sir as soon as we get back to the office I’ll get the court Marshal papers ready oh no no no no I’ve seen male wiggle out of too many tight ones I’m going to take this right to Admiral Rogers we’ll let him file the charges oh brilliant strategy sir what about the

Torpedoes sir oh darn the Torpedoes and Full Speed Ahead to my office safe oh that’s cute I thought you’d like that we’re going to lock up de diary till we shove off a conf fleet in the morning oh sir oh boy now it’s really hairy Cary time

What’s so terrible so he found his diary hold it hold it now Chuck you’ve been doing a lot of scribbling lately exactly what did you put in that diary well it’s just kind of a collection of all the colorful things the guys have done you mean the heists

The rackets The dames everything please Chuck say that you didn’t put everything in that book well that doesn’t well that diary is our death warrant firing squad here we come oh you can say that again bigton will throw the book at us oh no Captain red

BM will not throw book anywhere he put in safe till he take to Admiral Rogers in morning ad rers hold it hold it there’s no time to push the panic button what we got to do is to figure out a way to keep that book from getting a c Fleet

There there’s only one thing to do skip we got to crack that strong bodyx tonight cracking a safe is no job for an amateur who’s going to crack it who else skip a little old safe cracker Me copies and they loaded to the teeth we got to get him out of here before we can move that ain’t going to be easy skip he do take orders from anyone except lead bottom that’s right well now suppos we went over binghamton’s head way over his Head Lieutenant carer speaking hello Taratupa long distance calling come in Washington DC come in Washington DC please my friend and you are my friend this is the president Ro ades thank you now see here go get captain bingamon and make it snappy or you won’t be my friend well Captain Binghamton

Specifically ordered me not to leave here sir now look my fellow American I told you to go get him and snap it up it’s time for Father’s War you hear that he’s getting impatient and so am I now get going oh yes sir and and I’m sorry about F Mr President anything you say sir you forgot your gun thank you Sir okay boys the Fireside chat’s over let’s get cracking nice going Chuck you sure fooled him I don’t understand this why would he want to talk to me hello Mr President this is Captain Bingington speaking and before you say anything sir I would just like to tell

You Mr President that it is a great honor sir to be talking with you Mr President Mr President Mr President what is nobody on that line you dun but sir he promised he’d hold on well I knew he wouldn’t be calling me I didn’t even vote for the man for S why would

He my diary my diary is gone it’s been stolen this is the opportunity of a lifetime and it’s gone right down the bills do you realize the penalty for abandoning your post of time War but so what else could I do I was ordered by President Roosevelt I was ordered by

President roosev about you n you who do you think crack is safe Calvin coolage sir I don’t understand it I even heard F barking sir barking the only dog that you heard was male I can tell you that right now he and his Pirates are responsible for this thing I’ll bet my

Stripes on that let’s go yes get your fingers out of the sfe do that by my poor diary better Richard burn than us this bingamon stash the bonfire and listen don’t anybody open his mouth I’ll do all a talking his you good evening Captain a lovely day

Wasn’t it don’t try the small talk with me you over stuffed Jimmy Valentine you think you fooled me don’t you I’m afraid I don’t know what you mean sir you don’t huh you never heard of the great safe robbery I suppose safe robbery boy it’s getting so you can’t trust anybody nowadays

I’ll knock it off all of you fortunately I don’t need dear diary to nail you Highwaymen I’ve got another method a foolproof method and here’s the fool right over here Anon Charles Parker here’s sir you’re under arrest oh now wait a minute Captain are you accusing Parker cracken that safe oh

No that takes Talent all I want is Parker’s testimony on the stand you are going to tell Admiral Rogers every poison pen page of your little diary well that’s impossible sir I have a very poor memory I can’t remember anything Captain Captain what was your name Bon Wallace now you stop that you

Stop all those silly things that you do now you listen to me enson if you’re getting any ideas of developing Amnesia on the stand you just forget all about it because if you do that’s perjury and I’ll nail you for about 20 years no no no Captain let’s talk this thing over

Huh okay if you’ve got anything to say you say it to the chaplain and if you’ve got any ideas about heisting my witness like you heisted that diary you forget it h right sir H how about that huh from now on Parker wherever you go then that’s where

I’ll go and wherever I go then that’s where you’ll go until 0 700 hours when we shove off for confli now let’s go Mr Houdini and see you try and get out of this one come on come on oh come on get out of there what no no

No no no no no wait a minute wait minut wait okay there you go come on I know you’re in there all right come on Captain come on hand yes all right there you are there you go Captain don’t leave me situation here wait a minute come on shut get up

Your keep us covered Al right yes Sir oh good morning sir no I good about iy didn’t get a wink of sleep all I chained this whirling dervish oh boy coffee oh none for Christmas Parker where you sit down over there what doing I put that chair back just my you can lay down and take a little

Nap right down to take a little nap once I get you to conf fet I’ll sleep like a baby oh Dreaming Dreams Are you and those cut dots on the rock pile your plane will be ready in about 10 minutes so just time for a nice hot cup of

Coffee here you are Morning Captain give him another cup stop that you simple stop it m yes this is all your fault what are you doing over here anyway well let’s face it I’m the one that you’re really gunning for and uh so I’m going to make things easy for you

Sir if you forget the whole thing and let the boys go I’ll plead guilty to all charges huh no deal male you’re through you and your schlockmeisters are through all of you I heard a poor losers but a poor winner losers you hit it that how enough

Captain Captain wait a minute let’s talk this over again I’m not going to listen anything I’ve had enough of this you understand I’ve had enough enough enough you had enough we’re going to get on that plane for conflict before you destroy this entire base you understand that That’s balur Island down there that’s a halfway mark that’s the point of no return for male that’s that sounds like one of our engines is missing fire the number to Eng Captain check your parachute stand by the jump yeah we can’t jump that’s Island down there you know how funny some people are

About having strangers drop in Uninvited we’re cutting in the fire extinguishers now they don’t work there’s no other way boy there they goes keep your fingers crossed they’re working the fire’s going out we’re safe what you mean we don’t have to jump yippee sit down I’m sorry You want to go and sit down you buing cpot look what you’ve done well I can’t look at anything sir I can’t stand hide places oh I want my mother i’ like to get my hands on it myself go pilot to Pilot they’re coming down on borura better call Terra Tupa once

Is that you Captain oh who you expect it to be Madam butterfly ring your fat Little Neck for get me into a mess like this that’s just what I’m going to do as soon as I get out of these handcuffs it’s the key want me to bury the shoot yeah wrap

Yourself in it first there’s the key I can’t find the key you know what this means yeah you’re going to have to pay for it that was government property why why would I have to be stuck on a Japanese island with a jbird like you well frankly I’m just kind of glad

To have company oh kill him I to get out of these things I don’t want to go through life dragging a dead body with me come on let’s go you put this on for me sir oh last scene approximately one mile north of enemy air strip of all a lousy breaks yeah the

Best chance we ever had to give old that bottom the Deep six he has to have Mr Parker with him there’s only one way to get Mr Parker out of this mess boys and that is to go after him so come on you bunch of Apes let’s get the lead out

We’re going on a Bor Laura let’s go [Applause] There’s a nip Supply head over there there got to be a hacksaw in that thing could be kind of risky sir before I’d spend another night on this Chain Gang with you I’d risk storming Tokyo bay Barehanded If I get out of this you’ll see a [Applause] Doctor I’ll stand guard out here did you find anything yes I found a knitw at the end of my left arm Get here you dumbbell there’s a hacksaw I told you there was a hacksaw come On Foree fore for could you Take This is a fine mess you got me into do how am I going to get out of this all right you better get out of here get away from there you’re not going to pull that St again Don’t you lay a hand on me I’m a captain don’t l a p on me I’m an well we got rid of him we got rid of him and what he was the pilot what are we going to do now well it’s very simple just have to fly the thing

Ourselves you don’t know what a load that takes off my mind boy I didn’t know you knew how to fly one of these s well I don’t I was hoping you did help me a little bit got to get back in the Box never buy the Box how do I do first well there’s no hostes I guess you better pass your seat belt first just get your hands off of me No have your old wheel Sir maybe you want me to turn this on what is it I think it’s a heater you a heater I ha in a time like This hey Skip huh radar blip shows enemy aircraft approaching from the north North there he is coming at 11:00 a battle stations bed coming at 11: Parker I swear if we don’t get out of this alive I’m going to kill You holy mck looks like that nip has really been nipping hey hey looks like he flying on pure sck holy Ro FL you take your hands off the thing you I would doubt that what button did you push now oh I didn’t push anything that’s a boat down

There firing at us hey it’s one of ours it’s a 73 the Kale’s trying to kill Us I got one of our engines what’s the been fge he’s a great shot that a boy fge bullseye bullseye but you stop the better with you oh if I could just get my hands on that Miguel skip I picked up the nip plane on the radio first she’ll hold

Your fire she’ll never get away with this migale my Widow will track you down to the ends of the Earth ah had me that might cut me in fast okay Captain Banton Chu we’re right below you your port engine is on fire you’re going to have to bail

Out do you read me but skip we only got one shoot see give it to me this time you can hit your ey I think I’m getting onto it now though never mind get out get out of it Chu for the last time Jump before that plane blows

Up hey look they made it y christe Christie stand by we’ll try to pick him up on a Fly Don’t Be Afraid Captain it’s not like we never did this before stand by in the F tail all right Stand By and It Go all right nice catch skip yeah put in a good work for me to the Dodges come on let’s get them out of there Hey Hey where’s the cat hi Fell why me why is it always Me okay Christie have the old tub back to Taratupa Bay at order the stool pigeon still has a song to sing for Admiral Rogers oh well not today sir you see we just received radio word that Admiral Rogers is going out an inspection tour and he won’t be back for

At least 3 weeks three weeks three whole weeks chained to this baboon oh but now it won’t be F I can’t see a thing my glasses keep steaming up oh that hot breath will do it every time Mr Parker you see the trick is to inhale and hold it while you look

Oh gr what’s with the Quarter Master Liberty boys what’s going on hey take a glin yourself skip a new Bach of nurses J just came in oh hey it’s about time somebody did something about beautifying the scenery around here hey fight that little blonde skip boy I’d sure like to share my fox

Hole with Her about the rest of the pigeon Skipper well col Leed bottom doesn’t catch you it’s open season boy come on Chuck you better get moving that blondest neet there you know you better get to her before she starts drifting yeah well I was just waiting for the smoke to clear skip before I

Fire in first Shot Oh Afternoon uh anden Parker executive officer on the 73 I thought you might need a little muscle with you gear oh well thank you very much Mr Parker um Chuck well Chuck I’m Georgiana kto well uh welcome aboard George is Georgiana oh yeah Georgiana yeah well if anybody doesn’t look like a George you

Sure don’t with uh well I’m going to get your leg gear skip uh hold up the war will you got a little lady to help out here couldn’t we ride to the nurse’s quarters huh oh no that’s Captain Bon je Jeep and uh well uh he’d have us in

Irons if he ever found out but uh well I guess it all comes Under The Spoils of War so hop in I’ll just throw these up here for you hope you haven’t got anything breakable in there well here we go oh boy knock it off as you were if

Captain Bon never hears that that’s not going to do any good try under the hood the wires the wires under the hood what are you doing in my g w just right now I’m trying to get out of the wheel well get out of the wheel and turn that thing off you

Go hurry up about it can’t Captain Wally fingleton at DIS service my dear how do you do how do you do I’m lieutenant kak and this is all my fault well that’s quite all right Lieutenant I’m only sorry I was near to off you the Jeep myself C your still out

The hor I’m trying sir here let me help you Chuck thank you my dear thank you why couldn’t you have done that well I’m sure that he could have fixed it himself Captain couldn’t you Chuck yeah sure Captain it’s very easy all you got to do is just loosen this little Gizmo here

Look stand back This just came in from bton skip orders from Mr Parker orders from Mr Parker wonder if that gold braided stuffed shirt has up his mind oh no what is did he really clobber Mr Parker now lead bottom just getting even for that oil bath here listen to

This andon Charles pocket report to the main base to be the officer in charge of basic training for the new nurses you’re kid you mean instead of getting 30 days he gets to get all those Dames have you ever stopped to think about Mr Parker’s morale huh it’s just like being taken

Out of action and told go sit with the girls why I would do for my morale skip hot lips all right listen to me boys this is what we’re going to do we got to build up this assignment we got to make him believe that this assignment

Is his second only to McCarthy you got it and we build it up big you understand and Loud all right here we go hey uh Chuck front center you mean Mr Parker got the job I thought it was a toss up between Hy and nit the secretary of the Navy asked for

Him yes sir break from Mr Parker what’s up skip oh hi Chuck listen you got a new assignment and addition of your regular orders here congratulations buddy me what what the give basic training to to girls oh no no no this a pretty top level job now Chuck you know

Anybody can can toughen up a bunch of guys but it takes a a special type of He-Man to uh make a soft little girl into a hard combat train nurse yes sir guts that’s what you need guts guts that’s right that’s an awful lot of responsibility to put on a man’s

Shoulders you bet you well here here look at this first assignment for the m Judo and self-defense now that’s rough that’s what it is boy well I guess that the job has to be done might as well be done by me huh Skip Bo hey now Georgian

See the other side of me hardest Nails fighting man only me pan yeah well I know it was him all along I just showing you guyss I’m ready to sping in action at any time see that oh it’s alert always on Ballance make sure that nobody comes in from behind Haha hey up okay that’s all the demonstrate for today the class is over all right now men um girls uh as you know we are in a combat zone now it is my job job to check out the shapes that you’re in I I mean it’s my job to make sure

That you’re in good shape carry on at EAS right at ease U at ease I am it easy she is an easy get on with it yes get on with it um now Lieutenant I am going to show you how to properly defend Yourself by giving you a demonstration in the highly technical

Art of Jiu-Jitsu now could I have a volunteer please um Lieutenant comto front and center now the idea is to offset your enemy with a simple yet skillful maneuver for instance taking the forarm and now if you’ll just pretend that you’re the enemy and grab me from behind I’ll demonstrate my

Technique now the enemy sneaks up on me and when he grabs me oh no you should have used all your Chuck I’m sorry but you said to that’s perfectly all right Lieutenant the Anson is capable of taking care of himself parcker you numb skull you’re supposed to be showing them how it’s

Done well I’m sorry sir I guess my leverage was a little off I your Leverage is off your pea brain is off up up up up up well I guess I got my leverage Back Sir why me why is it always me Chuck hey Chuck hey Chuck hey Chuck you got a vistor boy Georgiana came all the way over here just to see you Georgiana well if it’s anybody I don’t want to see it’s her oh now come on Chuck I think you’re being overly

Sensitive about the whole thing overly sensitive let’s face it skip the girl I tried to impress is a better man than I am and for the 10th time I’m telling you it was a lucky throw it could have happened to anybody that’s what she came

Over here to tell you no kidding yeah it was a lucky throw that’s all hey you know maybe you’re right skip I bet you in a fair fight I could have taken two out of three Falls well of course you could Slugger now come on you’re the

Executive officer of pt73 and she’s just a puny little nurse so come on boy get squared away plot your course yes sir start your engines up anchor you they kind of talk hell Lieutenant Henson well place is yours why don’t you show around check sure yeah all well uh we’ll see you

Later you go ahead now all right come on boys let’s go come on will you let’s go come on will you move let’s go let’s get out of here oh well I just thought it might be of interest for you to see how

We uh combat men live oh it is it is uh this might be a point of interest um this is a 50 caliber machine gun oh and uh this is an anti-aircraft gun in placement oh and uh that’s a Japanese zero now see when they Japanese zero they think attack take Cover all Jam you stay down I’m going to try and get to the guns on the boat Hey you shot down at zero I I didn’t mean to I’m sorry anest hey good shooting Mr par congratulations Chuck I’m proud of you boy don’t congratulate me she did it hey ah Skipper he did it Mr Parker put in for a transfer he what fuer here

Found that carbon copy on his desk oh this is just great do you guys realize what’ll happen to Chuck if he transfers out we know without us to look after Mr Parker stop it’s too horrible to even think of it we got to get him to change his mind and fast but [Applause]

How how how how how how how how how Georgiana skip if you Flip why why in the name of nimit would Parker put in for a transfer I don’t know sir he just asked me to give it to you I don’t know sir he just asked me to give it to you doesn’t smell fishy to you smells more like beer to me

Sir oh I did have one with my lunch but I don’t see what oh never find a beer I tell you I don’t like this for one year I’ve been trying to break up that gang of pirates and then all of a sudden very politely one of them walks in here and

Asks to leave now why why is that why is m going in the hospital I don’t know sir I don’t know sir don’t you know anything find out what it’s all about it might have something to do with this transfer I want to know what they plotting yes

Sir Wally if I didn’t have you on my side I don’t know what I Do so remember honey all you got to do is make like little Miss helpless huh then when the boys come in for the big finale dressed up like Wild and Woolly Head Hunters you scream they run off and you make like Chuck’s a big hero for

Saving your life you got it it sounds like a wild and wooly plan all right I only hope it works it will if you don’t forget one thing what’s that this time whatever happens just make sure that he’s Taren and you Jane huh come on now well that’s about all except uh are

You sure you’ll be able to make it now oh I’ll be down at your boat no matter what okay and we’ll sneak your board and it’s off to paloa see you later what do you think you’re doing I you don’t understand this [Applause] Chuck chuck come on boy just scramble we got a mission I’m afraid you’re going to have to go without me skip I’ll put in for a transfer yeah well I heard all about that until your transfer comes through you’re still part of my crew now come on get moving let’s Go oh no oh come on I’ll delay that there’s an epidemic on one of the islands and they put an emergency called for a nurse so come on climb on board on the double all right let go forward let go off let’s go take her get us out of

Here Captain bingson Captain bingson sir I’m captain bingamon remember oh yes the matter Carpenter did they ra the slumber party sir they let out of the hospital they thought there was something wrong with my head sir that what they thought well there’s going to be something wrong

With your head if you don’t have news for me about male oh I found out what they’re up to all right sir nurse kto is sneaking off with Commander male and his crew crer they’re sneaking off through Palo Island and the request for a transfer by Parker was just a smoke

Screen huh they’re off on some orgy that’s right sir isn’t it terrible terrible what are you talking about it’s wonderful it’s wonderful finally got that rat pack Carpenter get my boat we’ve got a party to crash yes on Carpenter put on your party things would You steady she goes christe that’s Pala that we’re Approaching ah I got a little on my foot condition red condition red confete reports some enemy Sub in this area Battle Stations we got a bandit boys battle station all right you heard a skip balance stations but what about me uh we’ve got orders to put the

Lieutenant the shore Skip by goly that’s right we can’t take a lady in a combat chisty head for the beach all right prepare to launch your life C all right you heard of chrisy head her in there Fair large light I want you to take good care of

The come on now honey over you go easy does it there you go okay skip what about that sub no no no no look boy you’re the only one I can trust to protect the watch while we’re gone so come on now over you go alone an island

With her oh now look our is not the question why ours is just getting a ra with the lieutenant where do you come Chuck I I’m so frightened please stay close to me you frightened yes here we are all alone on a strange Island out in the middle of nowhere thank goodness you’re here to defend Me Oh oh chocolate help oh what’s wrong oh well I I I think I spray my ankle or something oh but you’ll fix it won’t you Chuck me well I’m not the medic you’re a nurse well yes yes I know but I’m all upset n nervous know I just can’t think

Of what to do and you’re so calm and cool well now if we both stay calm maybe we can think of something oh there now why didn’t I think of that Chuck you are just wonderful think of well the way you thought to use that handkerchief to tie up my

Ankle I did I did yeah I thought sit up here oh how I thought of that which one is it it doesn’t matter the right one oh chuck oh oh that’s one oh oh Chuck Square oh it’s y we’re almost back where we dropped them off yeah I know I kill your

Engin will drift in all right you head hunters come on boys you’re going out in about 5 minutes kicker treat anyone for people Burgers come on now get moving we need to Georgian will be waiting for you we got Company oh no B up how how do you know where we are see you around guys got to see you man about a shrunken head ah Captain A M I really got you on your soft water tramps this time did you find that girl Carpenter no sir but sir

Look what I did find come on what in the blazes are they dressed for now I’ve seen everything well those are their costumes sir yes sir they’re rehearsing for the T yes siring out here in the middle of the Pacific uhhuh we don’t want anyone stealing our routines Captain SW

Now cut that out male this is one Folly of yours that is going to have a guaranteed run about 20 years I would say now where’s the girl H are you there oh my ankle oh Chuck you did it you found his food oh I wish I could have seen you

Climbing that tree just to get some food for little me going higher and higher and higher these off the ground I can get them open now they’re uh tough little babies but if you hold them just right you Can sometimes if you together don’t worry I’ll I’ll I’ll get them open for us oh what’s that over there what oh look look look see the leaves are still moving oh probably the skipper coming back hey Skip we’re over here hey you guys oh there it is again oh chck I see

Them oh they’re all horrible and pained head on their protect me no your head I mean keep your head and your feet ready to go all right guys come out oh oh they’re all around us they’re over there okay you guys come on I got you covered where’ you

See Chuck uh I I I I was just trying to help you boy have I ever been a priz sap well go ahead admit it this whole thing is a big frame up to make me look like a big man Chuck you are a big

Man yeah sure I bet you didn’t even hurt your ankle either and I bet you that they skipping a whole C in on this thing Chuck R out Japanese oh you think you’re playing with kids I know Tinker and happy dressed up in some of gr’s old souvenir

Uniforms you they’re real do something oh sure all right come on you guys the show’s over now look GE I got just about a ow I say cut it out and you can cut out that phony double talk I tell you they’re real oh sure don’t you think I

Know a real Japanese when I see one and I see one all right guys stand back I mean it I got you covered okay stand back now you guys I’m warning you well now look shouldn’t we talk just over you guys tuu Chu Chuck are you all right

What happened oh this is horrible I thought that they they were going to kill you so I I mean you yes yes you oh you were just wonderful you knocked out those two Japanese I I me did boy how about that did you see me I think I’m going to

Play is that just like a woman he’ll do it every Time now Captain before you go any further sir uh let me explain oh explain M you couldn’t wiggle out of this one if you put on a grass SK and get a hoola oh hey boed you guys ever missed the action hi Skip hi Jo hi Captain me who are

These Japanese uh oh well we found them up in the hill those guys are the spotters that the whole fleet’s been looking for good work Chuck hey what happened to georgel oh uh she’s going to be all right she just fainted you know how women are oh I don’t know how women

Are what she doing here in the first place now I want the whole truth oh the truth yes sir the truth uh well you see we used her as a decoy that’s it to buch out the nips we better get going c yeah yeah hey come on Chuck come on fun time

Of the a club boy let’s go uh you go ahead skip I don’t feel like it oh come on forget what happened so the nip Patrol boat got away so what so what it was all my fault we had them right in our sights all I had to do is fire a

Torpedo those bullets started hitting around us and I I just froze forget it what’s done is done come on I’ll buy you beer come on [Applause] old Captain just a minute please sir what is it what what the dynamite charges a place sir request permission to blow up the tree stumps his aage all right all right blow yes sir get that out what kind of a Navy do you think I’m running here was up till now par

What in the devil is the matter with you please try to control yourself enen we are simply dynamiting a few tree stumps oh well I thought that there was all he panicked oh now wait a minute captain no he he didn’t Panic he was instinctively trying to protect our

Beloved commanding officer oh knock that off Migel if that was a real air raid there is a man in your outfit that would and slam the shelter door right in my face oh no and that’s for you Parker I’m going to put it in your Fitness report

That you’ve got a gold stripe on your shoulder and a big yellow one right on your back oh but sir get out of here well very good sir that’s telling them imagine an officer of the United States Navy cracking up over a little thing like that what was that just know the tree

Stem sir must have been a delayed fuse yes I put me down I Thea grabbing like this pull yourself together Lieutenant you are a disgrace D Hey Chuck Chuck hey Chuck hey come on boy now snap out of it don’t pay any attention to the old man he’s just talking to this gold braid anyway no what he said is true skip I’m a coward I’m telling you when that niit PT Boat hit us well I was just terrified

You may as well know every time we’ve gone into action I’ve been scared stiff well uh welcome to the club chck yeah what do you mean oh look boy we’re all scared any guy who says he doesn’t get The Yips on the fire is just a a

Liar or just plain stupid oh no don’t tell me you get scared I get butterflies as big as bats should you know being scared doesn’t make you a coward when the old ice hits the belly that’s when you got to take charge lick it before it licks you think

Positive boy charge your head look when you’re attacking you can’t Retreat can you hey yeah yeah that makes sense so just lay it in there tough boy the next time it happens just remember gutsy is as guts he does hey Skip you got it yeah yeah that

Makes sense hey boy now why didn’t I think of that hey look skip anytime you have any problems I mean you know career-wise well just come to me and we’ll talk them out oh thanks Chuck as a matter of fact uh there is something you can do for me uh I wonder

If you take the boat out and check number two engine oh sure skip sure I’ll get it yeah hey boy gutsy is as gutsy does boy I love that kind of Talk take her don’t sneak up on me like that don’t you know we’re an enemy Waters sorry Mr P I just want to know if you think she’s running okay what oh uh yeah that number two engine sounds pretty good hey wait a minute isn’t

There a rattle in the number one I doubt it so we’re only running on number two well then you’re wrong Christy take her back to the barn hard of starboard or Port whichever one shortest hey Mr Parker I’ve got a hot one on the sonar bearing 092 hey there she blows enemy

Sub where where just off the point of that Island hey it’s a German ubo ubo oh come on there ain’t any OTS in these parts I’m I’m telling you you it’s a ubo I know a u and I see one you know it’s like a V only it’s got a round bottom on it what’s a ubo doing around here well

What are we doing around here Tinker all Full Ahead no I mean that way yeah I got you sir oh boy what the skipper hears about this yeah I want a skipper fun skip hey BL that Tinker oh wait a minute you guys we got to lick this before it

Licks us D see is as gut he does all right you guys Battle Stations we’re going to attack attack Mr Parker that you boat has a 5 in gun it’ll blow us right out of the water what’s the matter ice hitting your belly kid well

Hang in there tough boy stand by to fire Torpedoes what’s the range no time for that now fire one fire Two tough luck Mr Parker we missed him uh yes sir you were just a a spec wide to the left say about uh 400 y well it wasn’t a complete loss at least we got a piece of the island hi Captain you sent for me I not

Only sent for you male I sent for your entire gang of Japanese secret weapons now where are they where where where oh well say the crew isn’t back yet you see anen Parker’s out checking number two engine anen Parker you let that juvenile lqu went loose on the high seas with an

Armed vessel of the United States Navy well yes sir but that’s there’s no trouble that does it that does it you’re responsible you’re included in the charges too there charges charges wait a minute C what happened oh you’re going to love this one M this is a real

Grabber this is that chicken livered ENT of yours he no doubt was frightened by a seago he fired off two Torpedoes and he blew off the tip of analo Island right no are you sure it looks all right to me sir stop like the jokes M looks it’s all

Right to you I have a report from the Native chief on that island as of this moment his people are right up to their little suntan Naval in shredded coconut well now don’t get steamed up Captain I’m sure it was just an accident St the excuses male the Navy has had it

With you in your rat pack you can find your quarters pending the court Marshal Court Marshal hon Parker reporting with information for Naval intelligence hey hi you’ll never guess where I just took a shot at hi Captain shut up you’re under arrest under arrest for what I sto it

Chuck the captain already knows about you blowing up that Island oh that oh that’s not the important thing the only reason we hit the island is cuz we miss see youo what at least he admits is responsible for a you boat yes sir yes sir that stands for un sea boat that’s German

With a new M I know that before I I kick you out your own lot coming a pony story like that Chuck are you sure it was a ubot Oh skip I saw a ubot Scouts Honor that’s the most ridiculous thing I ever heard of any gibbering fool knows

There’s no OTS in these Waters Parker that is absolutely the most ridiculous I’m busy I don’t oh why didn’t you say it was the Admiral what do you wait for couldn’t you dream of a better story than that German sub skip I’m tell you I

Saw a you boat clam up oh no not you Admiral yes sir are you sir yes I’m listening sir well listen good bigton this is urgent I want to alert you to some trouble in your area I I already know about the trouble Admiral and I’ve

Got the culprit right here sir it’s one of male’s men now I want you both to listen to this was ensen Parker Admiral and you know how he tried to aliy his way out of it said he saw a you boat what are you tackling about he undoubted he

Did I’m sure he he undoubted would you repeat that ad I said he undoubtedly did see a you boat that’s the emergency I’m calling about I’m glad somebody down there is on the ball Parker are well done yes sir well done now hear this bigton get commander

Mcale on this right away sink that ubbo than that you yes sir thank you very much sir I just Admiral Reynolds uh andon Parker here listen thank you very much for the well done and Admiral I want you to know that we’re behind you right Admiral Sir goodbye sir and we’re

Shoving off right now sir and Oh Captain thanks for letting us listen in bye hey Skip Mr paret tell you about the OS he sure didn’t we’re going after that Dutchman right now take her turn him over let go out oh let me M Mel I’m going with you I’m going to

Take Comm man of this Mission personally oh well you’re the boss sir but uh to what do we owe this great honor sir that admal Reynolds hit a nerve knock it off I’ll tell you why I’m going with you m I’m sick and tired of you locking in all

The glory oh not me Sir Mr Parker’s the man of the hour oh Skip it’s nothing why any gutsy officer would have done the same listen I’m behind you all the way Wally and maybe you get a well done too get your get this garbage scy rolling yes sir garbage scow rolling Up what do you think Chuck is this about where you sight of that sub well that’s the island skip but doesn’t look the same as it does on the chart how could it you blew one end of it off only two islands in this area Sir with Coes big

Enough to hand an enemy sub kokani and mura all right Parker you and I will take kakani M you take the boat and you cover that other place this time if you get lucky you’re going to get lucky with me hold no wait a minute Captain it’s

Not a question of luck it’s just a question of not letting the old ice hit your belly you got to lick this before it licks you I’ll knock it off and quit talking to me like I was an ice cream Cone cover me [Applause] what’s the matter Captain couple of Germans let’s get out of here Captain what’s the matter butterflies huh biggest bats welcome to the club teller what what Captain being scared is nothing to be ashamed of the best of us get scared at times but a little trick

That separates the men from the girls is what you do about it just call me mael bye going to Attack Loia a I’ll teach those cruts to stay out of my territory huh take a look around see if there’s any more of them see Captain at work we moved ahead we licked it before it licked up oh shut up you people and catch your carry out a

Simple assignment do I have to do everything myself what would I do know you knocked out this German officer I want to question him I want to find out what is he doing here well U here come on Fry Boy come on wake up wake up boy come

On all right he’s coming too question of question of spren Doge oh spren of course he’s spren he’s German there nearly alleny over there find out if he’s off that you Bo and what is he doing here that’s what I want to know y y SE Bo

Div is that ging SE Bell his name his name I want to know his name with the ring Andy Bell we’ll do that what Norman ho and see you know like what’s your name fin henish find H here glad to meet you sorry clam had that isn’t his name he

Just called you a dirty dog and he’s right well now look Mac you better watch your language cuz you’re not messing around with kids Captain Japanese fuel barge the beach is crawling with nips I Can’t come on quick we got to get out of here par a hurry C push around we’re outnumbered we got to make a run for it negative sir now look if the nips fired us why when the skipper the rest of the guys in the 73 came back they’d be

Sitting there what are we going to do why why why well now look we got to think positive we got to lick this before it licks us start with that licking again I’m going to strangle you well hey I got it Tinker help me off with this guy’s uniform come on let come

The G she pling me not going okay straighten up there sailor you’re in the German Navy now look Mr pocket the only chairman I know is by me Mr Shane wor about a thing whatever I say you just say y Bo you okay captain of course I’m not

Parker un time me I’ve changed my mind I don’t want to be a prisoner War Captain only two uniforms and well this is the only way I can save you from the nibs how did I ever let you tuck me into a thing like this this is our only chance

We just got to Bluff this thing through the par the nips coming y w out of my mind get me out of here just relax you got to think positive yeah yeah here Lieutenant Johan Sebastian B sorry I do not speak German do you speak English English yeah yeah English

Yeah yeah yeah yeah no No you have taken American prisoner Captain how you capture such important officer oh he was s Survivor of ship we s yeah yeah he refused to go down with the ship yeah he big yellow G belly big I can see your fell he is on my prisoner and I doand my rights under

The Geneva Convention now business my men are unloading the fuel oil when will you Bo be here uh uh well there has been Chang in plans yeah yeah so you take in your men and go back to your base at once that means hurry up but I to make

Run with a UB Bo well well they won’t be here for some time don’t no maybe i f dry weeks so you take your men and the off don’t worry I have orders to wait for you Bo I stay it’s your fault we stay here why didn’t you get out with the ship

Uh-oh oh there’s something on the beach all right but it ain’t all lead bottom take around to the other side of the island quick before they spot us what’s up skip a nip Landing party it looks like Mr Parker’s luck is run out come on let’s get out of here [Applause] Quick boy is that a weird setup those crazy guys they trying to Bluff their way out of a spot what do we do skip going for a shootout oh no that’s no good there can’t take a chance on our boys getting hurt it’s get we got a Company holy jumping Torpedoes it’s the German OT they must to come back to refuel what a time for them to show up oh brother if they get to our boys they’re goners ruber you come with me the rest of you guys cover us I come on [Applause] Hey grou get in this uniform huh me and a Nazi uniform oh come on skip if I got a a change size Let Me Go Japanese get into this uniform look you got to get into their camp and keep those nips off the beach stall them I don’t care how

You do it but stall them until I give you the high sign hey the rest of you guys go back to the boat and rustle up a couple of dep charges we’re going to go into the oil business come on boys let’s go come short say your OT has returned good good good

You yeah yeah oh boy is just ah Comba welcome yeah yeah I do mean welcome oh sh you got a gall in the I yeah yeah ging yeah I will have my man Lord the oil oh not yet I mean uh here com KU is in charge here he won’t tell

You when he’s ready uh you want to interrogate the pris oh yeah yeah yeah [Applause] Y is Nick cap yeah is the capan isck great big St is a great big is those sck their bottom lead yeah this is the bottom lead capan great big stun bottom [Applause]

Lead ger always sing when we’re happy one more time I set the timer for 45 minutes right skip yeah right folks you can’t tell a depth charge from an oil drum without a score card well that’s the name of the game baby once these babies get on board

Wo wo boy that summ will be nothing but alphabet sup okay that was all done okay Burge pass the word will you let’s get this down there easy easy easy Easy okay stop the music you can get load now and M sure you Gad in every oil drum on the beach there da shall we take the prisoner with us put in concentration camp well that is pretty good offer I know if we take him out and shoot him yeah yeah fine

Horn thank You h no time for that Mr Parker come on let’s get out of here Me hey nice work boys good going Chuck than like you say gutsy is as gutsy does gy you striking a superior officer we’ll see how gutsy you are at the court Marshal you can forget about the court Marshal oh thank you sir you’re going to face a firing squad wait a minute

Captain Mr Parker saved your hide sir yeah if it wasn’t for him sir you wouldn’t be here now remember we had a firm offer from the Japanese Mr Parker standing in front of a firing squad uh he can hardly verify that you helped sink a German submarine now could he

Yeah submarine where was that where they want to have those oil drums loaded down by now including our little gift packages so I’d say in about 5 Seconds 4 3 2 one German submarine put me down what grabbing me like that put yourself together and you’re a disgrace okay you schwein Huns

Let’s go after you sir don’t you ever touch me Again all right all right all right pipe down you guys hold it hold it hold it I would like to uh make a toast to our guest of honor hair pock ha grber hair Bell the only men who served in two navies on the same day o present

It here pan I cook this in your honor what is it it’s Vish