Going to the Club for the Last Time in 2023 & Spouses Playing H.O.R.S.E | The Dan Le Batard Show

We open up the club for the last time in 2023 before Stugotz joins us to discuss playing horse with his wife. Don’t miss it.

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There is so much that I didn’t get to today I wanted to get to The Exodus in New York more people have left New York more than 100,000 according to the US Census Bureau than any place else they are flocking to Texas they are flocking to Miami and when Eric Adams was asked

About it the mayor of New York he said some families have left for more outdoor space and animals and he added in New York City the animals are rats and that uh he quickly added afterward we’re going to get rid of those we’re going to open up the club

Here in just a second but before we do so we have to laugh at FSU and we have to get to Jessica’s top five FSU is now saying its Board of of Trustees is saying that they believe it would cost $572 million to leave the ACC right now

And they kind of want to leave the ACC right now yeah they need to do something and everybody was angry and the Board of Trustees called the meeting on probably the worst day on the calendar to have a board wants to work to am do this you’re I mean you’re really inconveniencing

Everybody if you’re calling a meeting today or doing a show but to have a board of trustees meeting and the working documents that you have are what you pulled from quote direct quote the internet they actually don’t have a copy of the actual grant of rights deal so that is a hefty price

Everyone knows it’s a hefty price uh I guess a technicality that no one really ever expected is that ESPN has an out in 27 the reason why that’s never talked about is they would never take that out that’s why everyone talks about 2036 in this uh in this manner they’re going to

Challenge this legally and if you’re another University inside the ACC God bless you great you spend the money and try to establish a legal precedent and if you find a way out of this everybody benefits they’re the ones that want to uh spearhead this no pun intended go for

It it’s going to be tough we know the type of deal that John Skipper made it’s pretty Ironclad a lot of people at a lot of prestigious universities have spent a lot of money consulting firms and whatnot trying to find ways out of this I don’t know if there is but I hope

There is I wish them luck before we open the club everyone loves the year end list and Jessica has spent the entire year cultivating it down to five so this is the top five weirdest things to happen this year most unbelievable things and while we’re on the topic I

Feel bad for the ACC but this is tremendous content any oi or we’re going straight to the top five no ois just five number five the Titan submersible imploded no I forgot about that it was like a whole week like are they alive no they imploded immed crazy people went to

Try to see the Titanic at the bottom of the ocean and they imploded that is number five it must an Amazon joystick good list number four uh the end of the Miami Georgia Tech football game barely edges out the Titan submersible implosion unbel almost as tragic number three uh Donald Trump got

Arrested mug shot and everything which time that was unbelievable number two Henry kiss [Laughter] died wrongfully didn’t think that would ever happen to be honest um number one Dan Dan levard said sto for stove that was this year that can’t be forgot about that I played that for

My wife you know that Dan right I was like babe do you remember the time that Dan said stoer stoed up she’s like what I’m like yeah listen to it pudding and stuffing became that’s how that happen I mean it happen to the best of us right

What other explanation do you have Chris say you dismissed my explanation you’re into a Vibe man are you ready to open up the club what is the computer buffering it is it’s buffering don’t worry Dan I got your back here I’m not GNA let Chris Cody get away with that do

You first sound in the club a PUK auk you’re welcome Chris Cody spent the entire year angling for the soon to be vacated executive producer slot auk and then everyone just stared at me I mean what are we supposed to do you had a stroke dude yes and a

PUK he also said he smelled toast right after that everyone said are you having a stroke I made sure people were making toast who else is in the club jol off get my jol off why was someone getting their joles off I get my jolies off it was Billy I don’t remember

Why who else is in the club bring it back around the circle Turk Roy uh had one of his proudest moments in the history of the show uh two decades doing this Roy has never beam like that that was fun I’m going to have to give it to Roy

Wow Meek judge I’m going to have to give it to Roy wow Cougar’s indifference and general dead pan meekness is amazing I’m going to have to give it to Roy wow I want to know what he sounds like Furious I’m going to have to give it to

Roy wow it’s like that that’s that’s him squaring up on Roy when he’s ready to fight him I’m going to have to give it to Roy wow who else is in the club uh this is a place where every day you wake up uh you could experience everything from a plane

Crashing into our Trade Center to a a person who’s celebrating a new business that’s open this is why people are leaving New York City by the way asinine and she’s not wrong asine asine what was that about asine I don’t even remember why I got that angry asine asinine asinine asinine

Asinine that is not the energy we want around the club everybody and said what was it by like what was that for nobody asine you scream that much we say a lot of stuff into microphones asine my word mean nothing no one knows to get mad or to be scared if I’m mad

Asine I just saw stat outside did he just show up for to do our next segment here who else is in the club Two Broke Girls Two Broke Girls is Ed oron talking to his remote control microphone trying to find things on the internet and broke girl on his streaming ser

Who else is in the club I was eating cherri’s Jubilee it’s a little early for that that’s usually the punctuation I was eating Cherry’s Jubilee we have coming up a segment with st stat is going to be here to talk about playing horse with his wife in a segment featuring Lenny and

Willow that’s going to happen in a second I don’t know why St got showed up why is he so late who else is in the club they call Him it’s a good song it’s good I’m GNA have to give it to Roy wow around here over the holidays we had a whole lot of family members Milling about uh Claire and well Willow the Dog was the first one in the building I feel like Willow was uh opened a portal to

We’re going to have a work environment that allows children and animals and she’s really marked her territory if you know what I mean wait she did she’s pissed everywhere oh no where is she right now she’s sleeping underneath my feet like an angel okay uh that is nice

Uh I would like to spend more time with her I would like for you like man Mina KES use the power to get Lenny some real Fame some legitimate monetizable Fame I believe that Willow should be a show character and I believe Willow deserves percentages and Willow needs to spend

Some time around here uh except a mean doesn’t like Willow and it’s a it’s a human resources Hazard now I’m just spitballing here this just came to me as you said it what do we think about the first ever dog Le podcast with Willow and Lenny wow oh my God that’s actually

I’ve been waiting for Angel to send me a cartoon mockup of Willow’s face so that we could put it on March for like 2 years I don’t know where it’s been he’s busy making touche Tash t-shirts I guess who gets top billing though is the only

Debate I think Lenny does right I mean couple dog a veteran in the space yeah Lenny’s had a podcast for what five five years now I mean it’s been a long time yeah I so I I don’t think Willow would be insulted but I will have to run it by

Her agents and of course 8020 her way now I’ve got Willow as like the stugots character for some reason I don’t know because the co-host I don’t know is is Willow as big a liar as stat is Lenny with Willow hello yes featuring the thing that I wanted to get

To stug yes before dogs and children and family members uh the conversation about them interrupted is that for one of the few times in our history I’m G to dare say maybe the only time recently your wife and Champion daughter came in here and spent some time listening to the

Show didn’t seem to be very interested in any anything that we were doing no uh but you have been I offered his wife to come in and listen to us she’s like nah no well but over like stat is in an interesting time in his life right like

We sort of skipped right past the idea that he lost his mother and that was hard and like he had to you know send girls off to college and now you’re in a home with your wife after many years of marriage and the kids kids aren’t around

Anymore um and now it’s just you and your wife it’s you and your wife and you got to figure out after many years of marriage all right like what do we still have in common we’ve been about this for 15 years you got to do all the assessing

That people do in marriages when they arrive at this point in life why were you playing horse with your wife though under what circumstances did that happen uh we discovered Dan and it took our kids leaving the college as you said we discovered that we both share a passion

For the game horse and so what we have started is a weekly horse game I don’t know what you do when you go out for your weekly horse game with Valerie but for me and Abby when we go out to play horse we take it seriously we also take

A gummy but we take it seriously we I’m picturing some fun stuff here well yeah well we’ll see horse so we play horse she goes by the standard h o r s e I go h o a r s e okay so I mean cheating yes that’s funny yeah but here’s the thing

Dan that every once in a while they get off a good word play your father the other day said hey hey guys did you hear Dion Sanders he had hype replacement surgery that’s good every once in a while that’s a good I like that so anyway I don’t know what to do because

Now to make the game you know kind of just to even out you know because I’m really good at basketball is what I’m trying to say the jumper is so is so pure Dan I still have it I still have the form I could still shoot from half

Court I could still go behind the basket on the Baseline throw it over the basket put it in I’m trying to win these games but I’m also at the same time trying to take my wife’s temperature is she mad at me is she is this ridiculous so now I’m

Down to Elk okay elk she’s still at horse Okay gives her a better chance of competing with me and trying to win the game but I’m also wondering do I give her the game do I allow her to win because keep in mind our weekly horse games Dan Sunday afternoons and you know

What happens on Sunday night and it hasn’t happened as recently as it used to and I’m starting to wonder do I let her win at the game of horse that’s that’s what I’m thinking you got to throw those especially on Sunday nights I got to throw them right that’s what

I’m thinking but I’m not I’m competitive I want to win and I want to show off the Jay at what cost though wait this is what happens when you get an empty nest I was thinking you know in my mind you know maybe things slow down a little bit

When the kids are you know in high school and stuff but once they leave baby but you’re telling me it’s just less of that just playing horse they’ve been gone for nearly two years so do you do you have it being some sort of sensual horse like stot

Sweaty trying to win front yard just I got him at the back a half court in his backyard let’s think about this for a second because the way that you have strip horse and I’m not saying that uh that we’re not uh as a country and as a

Globe possibly repressed in some areas but you think it’s sensual to have stugots remove items of clothing one by one you think that’s going to create a scenario where a great deal of Desire uh fills anybody who’s across from this I’ve got them both at the end in sneakers

Only and she begs me to leave them on I mean better grip yes to your to answer your question yes Dan I mean when he said me and my wife were playing horse I was like fist me Chris Cody might be the horniest person that I’ve ever met what that’s a

T-shirt uh Ang said fist me you play horny that’s a-t fist Roy fist me come on get your mind out of the gutter you know what I want I got fist me angel I am ordering something that I want up by the end of this segment okay I want fist

Me as a t-shirt that we immediately sell for Chris Cody because he just wants a pound I’ll wear a shirt that says fist me and there has to be a fist there because yeah Roy just fist me no no I’m good so you can get pounded exactly anytime Roy wants put a

T-shirt with me just in my sneakers I’d pay for that one even better and the show logo just even better and a discount code Angel by the end of this segment I would also like a t-shirt with horse spelled h o a you didn’t know how

To spell it h o a h o a r s e across that way his and then people will think it’s a horse penis but no it’s just screaming and horse because it never gets sex on Sunday night because it thinks strip hores is a good idea sh there’s something here guys yeah

There is a T-shirt and nothing more Chris has multiple horny t-shirts the entire enti Cody family has butt stuff has Chris with a rhino horn saying horny or something and now fist me dominating I would also like at the end of this segment Angel a I love twerking type of

T-shirt with Greg Cody’s face on it by the end of this segment I want that t-shirt I want our t-shirt company to get faster and better better about printing art instantaneously so do you let Valerie win what do you do I mean on horse well I will tell you the honest

Story that a long time ago God I don’t even like looking at this it makes me feel deeply uncomfortable but uh I I was 19 years old or something and I’m dating someone I deeply care about who used to be a ruter basketball player and she was

Great and she kicked my ass and I couldn’t handle it like the Scarlet Knights yes thank you MH uh she just she crushed me and ioss got you um I mean the whole game got me I had no like I thought I was stat at basketball woo I

Can hit jumpers and stuff and she just annihilated me didn’t you uh while there was a pitch a Sal ball pitcher you take a swing and then you fell down didn’t that happen too uh yes that’s good they can find that video on the internet the

Third base no I think her name was Claire Tua if I’m not mistaken she was like an Olympic softball player and she threw me a fast ball I’m like no I got this now and then she went change up and I like stumbled all the way down the

Third Base Line and like fell down cuz I W I was not like I’m like okay I got her time now and and no but change up on the second Pitch practice not fair that is cold she knew I was going to go up there

With all the male ego and and and yeah I fall in my face to answer your question no do not let her win Leman and I play pickle ball and tennis with each other all the time and nine times out of 10 he beats me because he’s incredibly

Athletic and I’m struggling to keep up like he’s he’s got like but you’re athletic and competitive to I’m I’m extremely competitive but like it’ll be it’ll be a fun game but he’ll always win but there’s one time where I will win every like 20 games and it feels amazing

And I want to I I get so excited about it no do it it’s patronizing do not do it right she’ll win one of these days she won’t she’s going to gloat in your face you can’t be that good I mean I’m good Chris like I’m I’m not saying you

I’m sure you can hit a jump we play golf no offense this is horse though I mean you painted a picture of you’re going like reverse layups and Stu no no no no no no I’m not say you say half court I like you said I’m draining them

From half court what you said no I can reach from half court so I take that shot if it goes in Abby can’t even reach I mean she just can’t she tried because I drained one I mean right in her face didn’t you hit uh six three-pointers in

High school I did in a half yeah Long Island record at the time I’m not certain it still stands I did that against Long Beach uh at Iber High School six threes and a half I was cold in the first half came out cold but once I warmed up six consecutive

Threes Jessica you were right to roll your eyes at this I’m actually appalled by the general idea of Roy going that lazily to one of the old hits just TOS to gots the question that he most wants to talk about like here a softball like that change up that you couldn’t hit all

Right I’m going to make a change up in the studio get your ass out of here what did I do this is content we’re wasting time here content bad content let’s look at the screen right now we got Dan hitting against the softball my go Dan

Oh I’m staying for this one no you’re not yes out out come on Roy out your hair still looks great by the way Dan I don’t think people tell you that enough um they don’t say nice to things to me about anything about how I look good

Eyebrows too you got a good set of eyebrows on you Dan that’s true he does they’re figuring out where in the video is exactly you hitting a 20-minute video so give us a second all right so wait a minute so uh who’s the guy with you by

The way that’s Dave Barry and a legend a Pulitzer Prize win humorous wow he had a great uh dedication in the beginning of Greg and Ron McGill’s book little better than yours down he’s one of the best uh writers of any kind I’ve ever known in

My life uh because he can write funny and that’s the hardest thing nobody can write funny it’s so hard to write funny uh we will see if we can get this up here as the punchline to wherever it is this segment ends oh here we are all

Right we are they are in the area here hold on stop it there stop wow swing on you dancing no but I’m okay no see I’m okay all right all right you got me with the first one okay with this pull yeah here watch this yes yes oh

Daniel oh she pulled the rug you were sitting fast ball you were waiting for it oh I love that I need that on a loop I need that on a loop here it comes here it comes again the fast ball blows by him and then the very next pitch Dan

Sitting red watch this change up oh and then he falls down the line stuck in his heels oh you got to watch this on YouTube if you’re not