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SEGMENTS:
Intro – 00:00 – 00:09
Merry Christmas – 00:10 – 3:45
Environmental Change – 3:46 – 5:15
New York Islanders – 7:24 – 10:18
Christmas With The Family – 10:19 – 23:47
Karen/Brad/Chad – 23:48 – 28:55
Alistair Docherty/Q School – 28:56 – 40:55
Brad Dalke From Good Good – 40:56 – 43:31
Audience Analytics – 43:32 – 51:27
From The Gallery – 51:28 – 59:02
Deep Thoughts – 1:01:03 – 1:11:42
The Crown – 1:13:22 – 1:15:58
Hockey – 1:15:59 – 1:18:55
Food Delivery – 1:18:56 – 1:22:38
What is happening out there [Laughter] Man forplay present by Power School sports Merry Christmas to everyone Merry Christmas to all uh the day that this comes out Thursday I’m flying home tomorrow on Friday just a nice family time we’re about to spend it’s going to rain now I think in St Louis instead of
Snow it used to snow you know kind of old man I used to walk both ways uphill to school but snow it’s not it’s not going to snow it’s going to rain everybody roots for a white Christmas especially my mother um she loves Christmas more than anything on the
Planet so I would love a white Christmas but I think it’s just going to rain regardless it is Christmas time we’re in a weird place with this podcast we’ve recorded three podcasts in a row one of them we recorded before but it’s going to go out next week so we’re kind of all
Messed up we do that every year where we trick ourselves chronologically um but where is immersed in the holiday season as you could possibly be so Merry Christmas to everyone uh Merry Christmas happy holidays everybody I’m also fly home uh the day this podcast comes out
I’ll be back in caar Rapids for a few days and I would say this is my this will be my 34th Christmas if that’s right yeah that’s right I wonder what my batting average for white Christmases are I bet it’s I bet there’s been like eight white Christmases I it just never
Ever hits it’s what you want I love Christmas I’ve always loved Christmas I’ve got the U log on my TV right now like I love the holidays and I love Christmas and a white Christmas is what you want but we rarely rarely get it and really do miss it we’re definitely not
Getting one this year I think it’s G to be 52 degrees in Cedar Rapids on Christmas oh dude we had a how about one year we had uh I don’t know if I’ve told this on this on the show not I have a huge family my mom’s one of 12 kids my
Dad’s one of six kids everybody’s got you know significant others and and families of their own so I’ve got more cousins and aunts and uncles than you could possibly imagin but uh my mom’s side of the family which is massive um Christmas Eve it’s just you know
Everybody’s kind of got their slot on their sides of the family it’s Christmas Eve the night starts at like 5 and we do uh we do supper and we do presents and the whole deal and whatever and uh like 15 or 20 years ago one of my relatives
And we kind of rotate who would host there was a blizzard on Christmas Eve which was awesome everybody fired up about it and these relatives they just cancelled Christmas they like they they called everyone and were like it’s too dangerous outside Christmas is off can’t do that pranks can’t do that like nope
And Christmas is on we’re just GNA host and so then we took Christmas Eve and for like 10 years straight maybe longer we just hosted Christmas Eve ever you know because one of our relatives tried to cancel Christmas because of a blizzard and everybody was jacked up
Being like it’s a blizzard I couldn’t be more excited for Christmas if I tried and I think that was maybe the last time we had a white Christmas I mean it was it’s been a long time in St Louis was long time we had a white Christmas maybe
A sneaky one here or there but I’m with you it’s like maybe 10% of the time we get a white Christmas yeah New York uh White Christmases used to be like that was the thing it was the movie scene and like you I used to love like the week
Before we’d go into the city if there if it was snowing and you’d like go see the tree and the snow would be falling and you’re like having hot chocolate and you’re like holy [ __ ] this is what people travel the world to come see this and it’s like 35 minutes away from our
House it’s pretty cool you just don’t get that anymore like you go there now and it’s [ __ ] packed and it’s warm and everyone’s like sweating taking their jackets off it’s like and I’m not saying that’s like I’m assuming that it’s always been like that it’s just
Very rare to get a white Christmas it felt like that was the thing you’d go into the City and the snow would be falling and you’d see the tree and it’s very very rare I might be like an anti- environment guy I don’t know but I think
It’s probably worth it for the extra week of golf that you get on the East Coast these days like didn’t it used I mean it used to be I feel like you’re playing golf now through Thanksgiving pretty consistently which that was that always the case when you were growing up
Or is there noticeable difference environment actually getting that much different I don’t know I like the narrative though like I always see both sides of of the argument on like social media where they’re like it’s always like been 50 degrees in December you just didn’t realize it well what people
Are throwing around now this year because it is so warm and it was 60 degrees last time we recorded this podcast is something about El Nino this is an El Nino year so whatever that means I don’t know these are the things that I don’t know but that’s apparently
The reason why it’s warmer this year I don’t I have no I don’t have like a wide enough I haven’t like do hav even have like enough of a context to put all of it in I don’t know I mean there’s definitely stats that are like the like
You know the eight hottest years on record or like you know in the last 15 years or something like that right it’s unfortunate think that’s I’ve seen that that’s one side of the argument that I have seen on social media the record I will say hasn’t been that long right you
Know like comparatively even if it’s been a thousand years this thing’s been around for 4.5 billion that’s what I meant by context you don’t really know yeah no I’m I’m out I’m a big believer the environment is changing and I think like California is just not going to
Exist in our like children’s life it’s just going to be gone sorry Dan [ __ ] them they can move is is should be living in an inferno 360 days a year it’s no problem it’s super lit until Then Chevrolet baby nice little clap for Chevrolet what a year from them what a year from our presenting sponsor here on the Fourplay golf podcast from the best in the electric vehicle game the folks that have been doing it for over a decade at this point making cars iconic
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Them the price is right I don’t know if anybody has that handy at their home be unlikely probably not but yeah I struggle just rapping gifts and not being caught like little [ __ ] boxes of clothes I can’t imagine having to hide that Chevy but if you are doing
That uh we want to see the picture we want to see the video we want to see the whole entire thing I want to see that commercial in real life I’ve never experienced that walking outside seeing the car bow on top of it if you do that
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Chevy.com electric that is chevy.com Electric Frankie’s hung over we Frankie We Appreciate You batt Frank’s very hung over Islander game Shand put him over the top that’ll do it did short-handed goal put me over the top and the guy who scored its name is Simon holmstrom his initials are sh and he’s leading the league in short-handed goals
I think there’s something to think about with that I don’t know why they haven’t come up with some sort of nickname or t-shirt it’s literally s Simon Holstrom maybe call him shorty Holstrom I don’t know but we got to figure this out because the guy has five short-handed
Goals this year they’re only 30 something games into the season that’s an astonishing number call has more short-handed goals than most teams have like fully combined it is astonishing shorta goals never happen never dude every time they have a penalty kill he’s like they go on a two-on-one you’re like
Is he going to do it again and they [ __ ] did it last night like a two-on-one Paso pass to him dude the announcer John bagass and Islanders won they beat the [ __ ] Oilers it was an amazing win I got so shitfaced I had to leave my car at UBS it’s something I’m
Dealing with today I have to go all the way back to Elmont to go get my car I made the right decision I took the Uber home but man does that suck now I’m hung over I don’t feel good I puked last night and now I got to go all the way
Back to [ __ ] Elmont it was way easier when they were at the Coliseum it’s it’s crazy that I got to go back but John bagass was like as they’re on the two onone he’s like is he gonna do it again like like they’re calling for it and he
Did it and his call was so good he goes holy schnikes another short-handed goal I thought that was funny it made me laugh this morning holy schnikes is a great Anno is a great announcer call Holy schnikes never heard that in my life that’s um isn’t that
Um Matt Foley Chris Farley holy schnikes am I remembering yeah schnikes he pulling pulling up his pants he’s falling through coffee tables I think that’s what I think that was him but down by the river only trip when you got to go get the car and you’re very proud
Of yourself but also mad at yourself like you’re mad at you’re mad at like before drunk you cuz you’re like why didn’t we like we didn’t have to get drunk enough to wear like we didn’t have to drink car or didn’t bring the car we could have made a better decision but at
The end you made the right decision the decision to drive and be like oh I don’t want to take an Uber to the game I don’t want to spend the money to go there I’ll just drive like it’ll be fine and now I am spending that money in the Uber the
Next day and having to drive back I’m doing double the amount of work of the work I didn’t want to do yesterday and that just sucks but it is what it is you know it’s just uh it’s a holiday season I’m not going to let it take me down is
Today I’m down for sure and I want to get into the Christmas spirit I do but today I am hurting bad is from Tommy Boy when Bo Derek comes out of the pool I just looked it up you guys remember that movie it’s one of the great movies of all time but yeah
No that’s you’re trying to get in the holiday Yankees but yeah there you go him and him and David Spade you’re yeah you’re just trying to get in the holiday spirit but you’re hung over that’s that’s aough spot to be in real quick about like Christmas Eve I um I have
Like a big week coming up so you it’s always been that my parents had Christmas or Christmas Eve and then now my wife she her family always has Christmas Eve my sister oh excuse me there’s going to be a lot of that my sister’s uh birthday remember if you got
A puke just puke I’ve always wanted to puke on camera I’ve said that I’ve always wanted to I just think that’s hilarious if you puke on the holiday show that’d be fantastic for us it’ be awesome my sister’s birthday is Christmas Eve and now and my wife’s
Birthday’s Christmas Eve so it’s a big week it’s a big week because of of parties and they are now putting we have we are hosting both essentially so I’m hosting my family on Friday the Friday before so it’s like the 22nd and then I’m hosting their family on
Christmas Eve that’s huge because like her family’s had Christmas Eve for 29 years this is like the first time that they’re not having it at their house like there’s been a whole discussion with the cousins about they’re not having it at you know their aunt and uncle’s house anymore they’re having it
Ours and it’s like there’s a lot of pressure you know what I mean you got Tois now I am like I’m having it now and like this could be the beginning of a 30 40 50 Year tradition you really got to set the tone right and like I can’t be
Hung over for this I have to make sure that I’m ready in my state of mind right now I can’t believe I’m hosting people in 48 hours starting it with my parents and and my whole family so it’s a it’s a big backtack for me um and I’m excited
About it it’s our first time doing it um yeah I’m going to use a lot of help though like my dad’s bringing the food from berelli he’s bringing Stromboli like I’m not I don’t have to be out there like cooking but it’s the whole hosting and making sure the Vibes are up
That’s the part I’m I’m most nervous about the venue is important because I mean there’s no kids yet you it’s just you guys and couples and but there’s no young kids but all of my early memories of Christmas Eve and Christmas are they were at my grandma’s and then it moved
To my aunts like those are the strongest memories I have I was like oh my gosh I’m in my grandma’s house this is so cool we’re listening to to Elvis on the record player and there’s decorations everywhere and it felt like Christmas that was the biggest thing there were
Presents everywhere and I have just Vivid Vivid memories of that so yeah it’s a lot of pressure to be the house that hosts there are kids that are going to be there and like I have feel like yeah it’s got to be like it’s her cousins have kids and every like people
Are going to be I have my niece and nephew coming like yeah this is a place that if we’re going to be doing this for the next 20 30 years this has to be a memorable Place dude my grand the basement set up with something like the
Basement’s got to have like the switch going so that they could play video games down there there’s ping pong down there maybe they’ll play that I don’t know maybe I put like a a like a an old like Playboy in a room or something maybe one of the kids finds it or
Something like that’s a memory you know what I mean like you do it right they’re GNA be like that Frankie is the worst but like you got to dou sh like when I was at my uncles are like you’re saying my grandparents you always like found [ __ ] and like that’s stuff that you
Remember I don’t have [ __ ] for them to find it’s just like a it’s a newly renovated like like house like there’s everything’s kind of just like clean there’s nothing like there’s nothing that they can dig into and like fine the cat you don’t need a Playboy you just
Need you need an iPad with the quad box playing in the bathroom yeah okay I’m just get racy my grandma used to have her neighbor uh come over halfway through the night dressed up as Santa and we would look forward to it every year there’ be a knock on the door and Santa
Would show up on Christmas Eve and it was it’s just the coolest thing and a big part of it is the music you got to have music going the whole time Christmas music the whole time that’s like the Ambiance of the whole thing I think you’re
My grandpa used to do a thing where he wouldn’t even announce anything but he would go outside and he would have a little elf hat and just go across the window and you’d be like what the [ __ ] was that but no one would really call
Out to it and then like all the kids would start to be like I think I [ __ ] saw an elf run across that window and like no and then we’d all sit there and then like an hour later you’d see it again have a little jingle and you’d be
Like what the [ __ ] going crazy like [ __ ] drinking Gatorade thinking about the quad box like a there’s a [ __ ] elf out there yeah you got to think of something like that I gotta do I got I gotta fall down the chimney or something you know I’m gonna I’m gonna take this
Too seriously I’m gonna be [ __ ] I’m gonna light the house on fire make you memories baby do you have decorations outside or is it all lit up yeah we got the whole place lit okay that’s good that’s a good start it looks like a Christmas it’s a Christmas Wonderland in
Here I take it very seriously I do Garland everywhere lights everywhere good I’m sure you’re a theatrical boy I think it’s going to be fantastic mhm yeah you got to have one thing one twist something up your sleeve there got to be a Twist TST put your head together with
Mr brelli he’s I’m sure a seasoned veteran and chrism surprises he’s got to have something something to something that’s gonna get the kids wide-eyed where you’re like whoa that’s tough I know a lot of pressure we do karaoke that’s been the staple of my house since I’ve since I’ve
Had it okay karaoke is always like a go-to so I know that that’ll be a memory for sure like we’re going to it’ll always have karaoke That’s like my thing my dad the first thing my dad got me at the house was this massive I had an
Empty house we had just bought it no furniture in it he came over the house usually get like a bottle of champagne he brought over this life six foot tall have you guys ever have you I’ve seen it six foot tall karaoke machine six feet it’s taller than me and it’s got three
Huge subwoofers on the bottom and a huge flat screen on the top of it so you can play YouTube it’s the most incredible karaoke machine with wireless microphones this thing shakes the house and like you see all the words on the screen I don’t know where he [ __ ]
Found this thing you see claims he found it at like Costco one day it’s crazy so that’s that’s the big one I think at some point throughout the the hosting I think you get on the roof and you clatter a bit up there and people like
What’s going on and be like oh they’re just checking out the houses making sure they know their route for the night and for Christmas and Christmas Eve I think I think that might be the twist you want good clatter walking on the roof and I [ __ ] fall and die you never know you
Know it could happen that’s our roof is pretty easy to get to actually I could walk out right here out of this podcast room and it’s like a flat part of the roof right here and just people like whoa what’s that and the kids are going to get excited what’s going
On yeah wow test run I like that it’s crazy but I like it Christmas is an adult yeah true Christmas as an adult becomes it’s funny how it transitions into like justifiable drinking I feel like like like you you know like when you go out and meet your buddies or
You’re kind of playing gut like you sort of you feel a little bit guilty but for whatever reason during Christmas it’s like the minute you show up one of your cousins like puts a beer in your hand and then every time one of your cousins or your uncle walks over towards the bar
Like you need one you’re like yeah yeah yeah next thing you know I mean you’ve just been felt wholesome you’re like wrestling with the kids and stuff like dude I’ve had 12 [ __ ] beers and it’s like 5:00 p.m. it really is that is what it turns into first half is Magic when
You’re a kid and then just like all right let’s get drunk hosting is also a lot of pressure of having to be the you need a drink that’s going to be tough for me constantly pointing need a drink anyone need a drink go to anyone cuz you’re constantly filling up glasses
You’re constantly putting ice in glasses you’re making [ __ ] you’re pouring whiskey you’re doing the whole thing you’re popping bottles of wine like crazy and you’re pointing need a drink every time you get off the couch anyone need anything Dan what’s your perspective on all this I I what what do
You think about all this never had Christmas for the first 20 2 5 years 26 years but we go Emma’s family does both Emma’s mom is Jewish her dad is Christian so we do we do Christmas at her house with her grandparents I love it it’s great I first year I like had
This whole thing where I was like oh like Christmas Christmas won me over the first year it’s it’s unbelievable if you don’t like Christmas it’s it’s it’s everything about Hanukkah can I mean Hanukkah really was a thing when you were a kid because it was like you you
Wanted to feel you wanted to feel like you had something but then I I feel like Hanukkah as an adult really loses its luster where I feel like Christmas has done a really good job of like you guys said transitioning to a sort of new role in your life power it’s got staying
Power Hanukkah kind of comes and goes like those [ __ ] lights I only for eight days Hanukkah lost me when I was younger when like my friends would get like lost me well my friends would get like one night they’d get bad they’d get batteries and then the next night they’d
Get like the back of a controller peace meal you got it’s like I was like just give the kid the Xbox you know what I mean it’s coming I know it’s coming I want to go there and play it now we just got battery cuz in theory you hear like the you hear
What Hanukkah is and you’re like you get a gift every single night as a kid who celebrates Christmas I was just like that sounds pretty incredible that guy’s gonna get a bunch of gifts and then it turns out to be in some places what you’re talking about Frankie where it’s
Like you just get little parts of it did they did you did you do the uh did you do like the lead into a big gift then did your parents do that first night was always no first night was always a big gift second night was always the second
Biggest gift and then we were just kind of done for the last six just that’s way better you’re not going to sit around a table for eight for eight nights in a row you got you got to frontload your Hanukkah because like by the end of Christmas you’re even like all right I
Need my own space imagine I mean you can’t do that eight nights in a row you just cannot interesting yeah that would I’d get carried away if I was celebrating Hanukkah I would I would go all eight nights and then it’ just be unsustainable it’d be like this is crazy
It’s two weeks chaos also there’s like not that like the religious attachment at least for my family in Christmas isn’t really there anymore so there’s still some aunts and uncles that’ll go to uh Christmas Mass but largely certainly my generation and my brothers and sisters and our cousins we’re just
Like let’s just get together let’s eat some good food let’s drink and maybe we’ll exchange some presents but it’s it’s not much about what I guess what it was originally intended for but is what it Is golf is very simple for us it’s supposed to be fun we’re out there have a great time we built an entire thing here an entire brand here about just having fun on the golf course not taking it overly seriously whipping up different games uh with your friends
Gamifying the entire thing whatever it might be what makes that more fun is Fireball the 50mil shooters from Fireball those nips you don’t need a shot glass you don’t need mixers you don’t have to worry about any of that stuff you’re out on the golf course you
Grab a bunch of them either from the beverage cart grab a bunch before you go put them in your bag pop that pop rip it back iconic cinnamon flavor you’re going to have a great time out there and am amazing time uh we talk about it a lot
But I have it not only on the golf course but I have it at home when we’re playing games I’m always adding shots to everything um I just think it makes it more fun it just gets the night going and Fireballs super easy these these
Cold you keep them I keep them in the freezer sometimes like right before people come and I get them nice and chilled and I pop them out these little nips these you rip these you rip these nips man and they’re unbelievable how easy they go down they’re just so smooth
For for the winter time that cinnamon flavor it just goes with the season you see the tree you drink the cinnamon Cinnamon’s good on on the rim of a beer it’s also good just in a shot you know cinnamon just does well at this time of
The year C this is this is cinnamon this is cinnamon o’clock and on the golf course too you might be you might be sneaking in some extra rounds it’s cold it’s rainy there’s no feeling quite like it being cold outside you’re warm inside and that’s because of Fireball whiskey
Warms you up immediately man this uh last weekend I had three buddies in town we did a lot we played golf we also just hung out here at the apartment we ordered food and as we’re kind of drinking been watching games we were gambling on games having a good time we
Just over and over every hour or so somebody say you know what we could really use right now let’s get this energy up let’s grab a shot we are doing shots of Fireball which is absolutely delicious so the fireball 50 Miller Shooters the perfect shot for the golf
Course you’re looking to up the ante on the course this weekend at a holiday party this weekend anywhere this weekend or anytime really make sure to grab a 10pack of Fireball shooters TR are you going back to the hotel another hotel stay yeah when I’m in C
Rapids I’ve been doing the hotel that is that’s a chapter that I just will never get to that I would love to get to and then just pull just pull the trigger dude do this year they will cry hysterically for hours and days and weeks see we’re in a different situation
I think because I I my brother would let me stay but he doesn’t care he’s like he really doesn’t care either way and it’s like yeah if you want to stay you can but if you want to go to a hotel who cares and personally I just love my own
Own space like I love hanging out with everybody I’m with my my brother and sister I’m with my mom and dad I’m with my aunts and uncles and then I can pull back and just sit in a hotel room that is that’s a chef’s kiss as opposed to
Sometimes you’re at the place that is hosting the event and then you’re like all right I gotta sleep here when of these when is everybody GNA leave what’s what’s the whole situation here so having your own space is the best your aunts and uncles and brothers and
Sisters they’re going to leave the house they’re like why can’t you do the same you know what I mean like you’re all just going to at some point people are going to leave that party and you could just do the same listen I’ve run through I’ve run through every I’ve run through every
Justification I’ve even said like Trent saying it makes the time that we spend together better yep because I’m I’m happy to be there it matter where you sleep it’s just it matters man it matters to Karen and her name’s literally and that’s why it matters
Amazing I got I got that’s so funny my mother-in-law’s name is Karen too that’s [ __ ] wild she doesn’t think it’s funny at all it’s yours like the way that Society has taken their name I’m like oh K she’s like it’s really not funny it’s my name I’m like okay
I think she does find it funny I think I would be pissed if if like the Brads and the Chads were the Trent I’d be [ __ ] pissed name is R your name’s ruined I show up and my name’s my name’s Brad and they’re like oh this guy’s gonna drink
Take his shirt off and like ha ha a fresh don’t ice me dude Brad walks into a door it’s like Jesus dude relax it’s a Tuesday it’s like what the [ __ ] I I’m thinking about that more I would be legitimately pissed if if Society decided like this is what
You are because we just made this up out of nowhere Karen you’re the one who’s going to call the police on people being a little bit too loud and like you’re gonna yell at a Starbucks it’s like I’m I’m just Karen Smith I didn’t I didn’t
Intend for to turn into this and I think Karen is worse than than Brad or Chad like Karen Karen has gone to a level of its own over the last whatever five years if you’re a Chad though Chad’s kind of Chad’s a hard one to get over
Like I think like girls think of you as a certain way like you’re dating a Chad it’s just hard it just doesn’t comes off real real what’s his name oh he sounds great Chad Chad Jesus you’d be better off you’d be better off being chat than Chad and that’s a sad State of
Affairs listen to Brad’s considered kind of fun I think like he’s you know he’s too much but he’s fun Brad the good good Brad is not a brad at all he’s like such a nice normal guy me oh true I didn’t either didn’t way worse than bread
Taylor Swift in a recent interview when she was talking about how um people get mad when they show her too much when she’s at an NFL game and she said Chads and Brads you got to think there was a certain point where they’re like the Chads and Brads of the world were like
All right this thing’s dying down a little bit everybody just keep their heads down don’t Haze anybody stop drinking too much before noon and we’re gonna get through this and then Taylor Swift does her only interview of the last like five years and she says I
Don’t care if all these Chads and Brads are getting mad when I’m at a football game there had to be a collective godamn it around the world from them because you guys are just back Chads and Brad’s is going to live on forever who’s the most famous Chad uh Chad Kroger Chad
Michael Murray oh Chad Pennington that was the one I thought of it’s Chad Kroger right is that the name I is that the Nickelback guy uh yeah I think it’s Chad Kroger oh the lead singer of Nickelback is that guy’s name is Chad never get might have been the Orin
Of the look at this graph who the most the most famous Brad is probably Brad Pit oh yeah Brad Pit Brad Pit definitely Chad’s an interesting one Bradley Cooper is he getting bigger than Brad Pit no he’s not Brad though he’s Brad Lee bad for his brand and call him Brad Cooper
Brader shut that Brad’s one of those names like as you say it more you can’t believe it’s a name Brad we definitely got a few Brads that listen to the show and listen we love you we hope you’re doing all right and we understand you were saying you got screwed you guys got
Completely screwed for the last for a while now which is unfortunate we there’s more than 10 Chads that listen to this show I would say no yes more than 10 Chads oh yeah really MH there’s a lot of people listen to the show and that’s a pretty common
Name 11 Chads to reach out and be like listening if your name is Chad somehow reach out to us we want to know how many Chads are listening I wouldn’t hate like all the Brads and Chads that are listening shoot us an email about your own anecdotes of how life’s been the
Last 3 four years just a quick what what happened to you at a party maybe a family holiday maybe when you met a new girlfriend’s parents the idea of like a Chad like going up to the bar at like a holiday party and like cracking open a
Beer and like the uncle being like this guy this guy this guy’s about to get nuts it’s like dude stop [ __ ] putting me in this box man I just want to sip on an IPA like oh I’m keep my eye on you Chad keep my [ __ ] eye on you dude
This guy’s about to get nuts Brad’s like everyone’s been drinking beer the whole time it’s my first year oh he’s just like corner but then we’re definitely going to get if we if people reach out which I hope they do we’re going to get a few of them we’re
Like I’m the reason why this exists like I when I crack a beer I’m going to drink 15 of them and I’m going to get crazy so you’re going to get a mix back and I can’t wait to hear about those stories because it’s yeah just shoot a note to
Foreplay foreplay um at BARC sports.com I wouldn’t mind to read a couple couple of those through this guy right now there goes Chad uh oh uh oh every time he goes to drink on oh got to be a nightmare yeah that’s good stuff all right um shout out to aliser Alistair we were
Talking about in the last show it wasn’t over yet but he so I didn’t realize this he uh three under in the back nine uh 268 finished inside the top 25 which actually gets him 12 starts on the corn fairy tour instead of the eight and it
Gets him a bunch of other stuff it gets him like this certain United uh pass it gets him like a rental card P like it gets him more perks which is massive for his uh status and life than I knew he gets like um privileges at TBC Scottdale that he
Wouldn’t have gotten if he had shittier like conditional status and all this stuff so his finish going from 78 to 65 66 68 vaulting inside the top uh 25 he played better than anyone else in the final three rounds if you combine his score uh in the entire field in the top
Five got their PJ tour card so uh what a resilient bastard Alistair is the fact that he came from he was I think uh Monday Q tweeted out that he was t155 out of about 160 or 159 players after the first round and finish inside
The top 25 so Q School used to be six rounds back in the day if it was six rounds W aler was was getting through he’s he was playing like you said he’s playing better golf than anybody else the last three rounds he’s getting closer he’s getting closer and closer
Like we feel you see the progression happening didn’t have the best year until the end last year he started playing better on the corn Fury tour it’s been playing nice like it it’s coming it’s definitely coming I know it’s like hard to look back it’s you know hindsight’s 2020 but [ __ ] you think
He’s like that first round I’m on the PGA tour if I just shoot even 7 73 even he could have shot three over two over right just I’m on the PJ tour dude and he knows he had it that week too that’s the most frustrating part played the
Best golf in the whole field just like one day like what like what was happening did you talk to him number yeah did he make a big number did he like hit it in the water the so we’re celebrating tonight we’re doing a nice little dinner tonight for Alistar
Because the top 25 is a massive achievement dude the fact that he’s gone two years in a row from first stage all the way through getting through like there’s guys the PJ tour that couldn’t do that you should have like one bad like he did he had one bad round was
Luckily able able to overcome it but first stage isn’t easy second stage isn’t easy third stage isn’t easy and to get through all three is amazing but that first day was the scoring conditions were brutal like people were the scoring averages and everything were significantly higher the first day than
The rest but just not eight Strokes higher so for whatever I mean you’re out there it’s like raining it’s blowing and he just didn’t have it on top of that I guess I’m gonna talk to him about it tonight but um but yeah I did enjoy that
I was laughing because uh he text me after his round Thursday cuz dude he was so hyped going into final stage he was like I’m going to get my tour card he was playing [ __ ] great he’s been grinding hard he’s been in a good mindset the whole deal goes out there
Fire 78 he’s basically in last place text me that night and just said like he’s like well that was that was a hard round or something like that and I just fired him a quick like there’s a ton of golf left you’ve been playing Amazing
Here we go and then each night I would text him after he wasn’t responded so I could tell that he went after that [ __ ] round Thursday he went no phone for the rest except Sunday they got rained out and then I noticed because I’m on a
Bunch of group text with him too he started texting people on Sunday and I was like you just couldn’t go a full Sunday when you rain out all day without your phone he’s like no I couldn’t [ __ ] do that he went Sunday night I think he went dark again and then Monday
Afterwards like an hour after he finished I saw him started responding to a bunch of the group texts like time for a cocktail let’s go so I haven’t really gotten the full breakdown of what happened on Thursday uh but dude to come back from that to be in that bad a spot
How good a players there are out there um there’s a bunch of PJ tour guys saw Harry higs was in there like Spencer Livy like there’s a lot lot of legit legit accomplished players in that field for him to beat all of them Friday through Sunday uh he’s clearly got the
Game so uh so yeah it’s I’m with you Frankie I’m just sitting there looking being like okay these guys are [ __ ] seven under eight unders getting these guys a tour card he was what was he like 12 under par or something for his last right three rounds of golf and you’re
Just like what the [ __ ] like if you just post something decent that first day so can’t even imagine how much he’s doing that in his head it’s probably not healthy to do that for your golf game but either way I think two going into year two of corn fairy tour like I know
He throughout the year last year he was a bit of a roller coaster being like I’m so excited to be out here I’m so fresh I’ve waited my whole life to have a full opportunity on something like this and then like three weeks in he’s like I’m
In [ __ ] Colombia I’m playing too much I need to take some time out you know so you kind of go through that the first year you went through a couple different caddies and now I know going into year two at least going into to it he’s very
Much like I have a plan I know what it’s like I know what tournaments I’m good at knows the golf courses yeah knows the courses knows the environment knows where to stay and where not to when to fly in and when to you know so I I think
You know I’m not a [ __ ] Prof I’m trying to break 90 right now like Trent briyan but I think for him going in it’s like he’s in much better place he’s kind of more comfortable so I’m hoping expecting thinking that our guy could have a a huge [ __ ] year this year on
The corter fair tour it’s also better that he ended up where he is instead of I saw the PGA Tour put up and I I couldn’t find the Tweet but um and I don’t know the guy’s name so it’s not a great story but there was a guy that was
On like the line he was like on he was like 40th coming down the 18th hole and like the the shank out of bounds the shank out of bounds man that’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen yeah he was just like he’s on a hill his feet
Are almost in the water he has like a baseball type swing and you can just see this guy’s just looking at this being like I hope this goes okay because if this goes right I I make it and if it doesn’t I don’t and then he just takes
This swing and his legs fall out and he’s just like he face plants and they show it in slow motion he’s watching this ball go out of bounds and he’s just like watching the ball as he’s on the ground and I’m just thinking like that’s
A tough way to end he tripled his last hole like just to absolutely puke on yourself like you’re me coming home from an Islander game that’s that’s not the best way to edit so better off being in the Alistair did you make it to the
Toilet dude it had like yeah I made the toilet it it was it was a nightmare last night I was I mean I came in like a wrecking ball I told me like kept saying I love her she’s like you were being very weird she’s like you kept coming in
Being like I love you I’m like what the [ __ ] happened to me last night what what the [ __ ] did I say what are you talking about she like you were puking saying you love me disregard to everything I said last night I didn’t mean any of it this is nuts I’m never
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Yeah I don’t know about all of them they get they get some sort of priority number every every category like has a priority so like number number one on the PRI on the priori is like Victor hin won the FedEx Cup he’s in everything for you know the whole entire season there’s
A list of like I think they’re probably below the corn fairy graduates um from last year the 30 guys who got it but because the tour is like so bifurcated now they’ll they’ll get into those tournaments like they’ll get into Sony I’m sure in Hawaii they’ll get into you
Know Les guys are going to play them like less real like big names are going to play them yeah cuz guys are going to be on like the signature event diet this year so I think those guys they’ll they they’ll get you know probably 15 to 18
Starts on the PGA tour and also now because of the if it’s their first time getting a card they get that $500,000 uh guaranteed like yeah plus damn yeah they give you 500 bucks at the beginning of the year and then you don’t get money
Until you make more of that and if you make less of it you keep the 500 Grand so between that and probably you know $100,000 in endorsements just for playing on the PGA tour you know sell like this that the other it was worth like you know a good 600
600 700,000 for these guys so worst case scenario 600 that’s worst case scenario and that guy Blain hail i’ played like one corn fairy Tour event hadn’t played any PJ it’s really cool that they brought it back it’s really cool 25 cards through Q school was too much
Which is what it used to be because you get a lot of guys like the attrition rate was huge because it was like a lot of guys who just had basically one good tournament but but it’s so awesome to see guys like that Hayden Springer who whose daughter had died month before
Getting his PGA Tour card this guy that guy Blaine hail who played at Oklahoma with our friends Brad doy and Luke Quan was doing nothing he was wearing like a beat up old hat from his Country Club and had no logos on his shirt and now
He’s going on the PGA tour from playing the e e proo golf tour or something so it’s just it’s cool it’s cool that they brought that back he used to be the best you could do through Q school he’s get on the corn fairy tour now you go
Straight to the show which is really really cool I uh I got to give a shout out to our guy Brad from good good because when we did do the show talking about him like a week ago we made fun of him a lot and I have to say that the
Second day in like 30 mph winds he drove the ball as impressive as any human being I’ve ever seen in my entire life and it wasn’t just the driving his entire game was so good and Oklahoma I think they won a national championship when he was there is that right he he
Made the winning putt made the winning put and we were [ __ ] on him kind of about the Masters thing which was funny I enjoyed that but he is one of the more impressive golfers when his game’s on that I’ve ever seen in person yeah second in the US dude yeah those
Conditions were insane he was just piercing the ball through the wind he never miss hit a shot the entire day and it was just like this guy is different man like he just hits the ball different and Luke Quan hits the ball different too they both just yeah it was our
Matches you’ll see like they just hit shots that were way different than the rest of the crew yes and for for me especially but for us like the amateur like with the technology and everything which is great you can get away with pretty good like okay swings and like
Spin rates that kind of stink in normal conditions or especially downwind but into the wind like you just get exposed and like we saw that with our scores I mean a drive will go from if you hit one like me if I hit a pretty good one it
Can go 260 270 maybe carry at 255 260 whatever but like into the wind I mean I was carrying it like 185 some times into these 30 mph winds and he just didn’t change like he’s hitting it 340 no matter what because he hits it so [ __ ] good that I’m looking being like
That ball went farther than his downwind Drive I think like they smashing it into the wind and that was the biggest difference that I noticed I was like dude the wind doesn’t really matter that much at this point yeah it’s just like an the Integrity of the strike and he
Cool golf swing too he swings to like a long drive guy he’s got this like big big back swing super high hands and he drops he does he almost does the like he squats and just I’m like how do you control that in any way and he was just
Hitting everything right where he wanted to was [ __ ] awesome it’s awesome all right I got some from the galleries that are a little bit backed up uh that I figured we could get to since this will be our one of our final shows of the year uh another little plug for our
Email forplay barcal sports.com shoot us a from the gallery if you’ve got it Greg or if you’re a Brad or a Chad get in there let me look actually if we have any from Brad’s but no we don’t we got Brett we got Jacob with a K we got a
Todd that’s a better question is how many Karens listen to the show hopefully not Karen low hopefully not my mother-in-law there’s got to be a handful I’d say less than five I’d say less than five I’m with Frank so you don’t think like P yeah yeah yeah I
Would say I gu anal the pool might be a Karen listening to this because like a husband’s listening to it in in the kitchen or something and like right now she this Karen hears this and he like I’m listening Bush do we have analytics on what percent men versus women the the
Listenership is question yeah what we got I I don’t have it off hand I’d have to look it up go back if you go back and listen to that you said it like a man who had it at the ready it’s like okay what is it
Saying it exists and you thought like I think Alex thought the question was generally is there a number somewhere that says the percentage I the question how quickly can we get that number is it possible during the show uh probably not okay it’s got to be
97% male yeah I’m going to hope it’s in the 80s and not the 90s but I play brother I played golf yesterday with like a with like a OG tick tocker guy who used to live in the sway house he’s like one of Josh Richard’s friends and
Uh I we were on the golf course and some kid came up and was like oh like you know I’m a big fan of the show he was like he’s like you got dude fans he’s like I got women fans you’ve got dude fans and I was thinking to myself I was
Like yeah I don’t know that I’ve ever had a woman who come up to me and been like oh I love the show I don’t think I don’t know if that’s ever happened to me in the wild who were we with where we were laugh oh it was uh when I played in
The proam uh with Chris Lane at the Windham championship last year yeah it was very funny because every girl was coming up to him screaming like he was the Beatles And every bro in like a lacrosse was coming up me being like dude can I get a
Pick but you going to chug This truly for me and I was like we got a very different fan base man like couldn’t possibly be more mine would win in a fight but I would rather have yours so exactly I was like I love some women women would be
Great that was a good contrast you can find it on your Instagram if you looked like for this number that Alex Bush can’t find if you go on your Instagram the analytics will have like the breakdown of male and female and it’s you know it’s probably going to be in
The 90s would be my guess I would say my I think all of ours are higher women percentage on Instagram than on Twitter Twitter I think we’re really like but I don’t think the number is going to be that high on Instagram either no no no but higher like I don’t
Even know how I would find it this is not going to be great audio but it’s definitely in there somewhere quite suspenseful if you broke it down Insight probably I’m almost in the 80s I’m 90.6% male not women on Instagram yeah but I bet you have higher than CU you
Know with the Dave stuff that was a little bit more that was a little bit more I guess and Trent you probably have higher too with the chicks in the office stuff I think I think briy boy and I are probably yeah really low they probably struggling on that department super
Super low I don’t even know where do I click this [ __ ] you go to like if you go to insights and then followers you all the way in the bottom now I don’t know if that’s just based off of like the the last 30 days it might be changes if I
Hit last 90 days 94.7 I’m at um male 81.7 yeah see that’s what I thought I’m at 94.7 I got 5% women in there I’m .6 I’m 94.4% men okay so Dan’s the biggest sausage fest in the goup what’s yours Dan 94.7 oo close seeting it’s like the I would imagine
Our listenership in terms of gender are similar to your guys’ Instagram numbers 94 look at countries we got uh I got 87% USA 5.1% Canada 1. 7% United Kingdom I’ve got 7% Canada that’s you’re a hockey guy all right I got something for you um I
Went to the YouTube because the to find the numbers for the audio I’d have to go through a few things but on YouTube just for the podcast Channel we are 98.2% male that’s that’s not that’s not a real number that’s a real number we are 1.8%
Female dude on YouTube you could do on the podcast YouTube channel so just pod is the is this is uh earth round and I don’t think you’d get to 98% 98 small that yeah but that’s a very that that channel has a very small number it’s
Only got but our old podcast got moved over so includes those because our old pods that were on the other channel are now on the podcast how we can’t see that analytic for the main account yeah that’s what I was going to say why are
You why do you only see it for the for the for YouTube you were you were talking about the podcast oh I’ll go to the I know what you’re saying it’s such a small like I know what you’re saying it’s a smaller pool for sure right so
Like if there’s only 10,000 people that watch the podcast like obviously I think that’s going to be mostly all right so Al Alex is going to look up the main Fourplay Channel our sales team’s got to be like why are you guys doing this we actually lie to all of our advertisers
We say that you guys talk to 60% women actually it’s got they got to know it is not that much different it is 97.9% M wow dude like 500,000 people watch like breaking 90 that’s crazy it’s all dudes just all dudes it’s just all dudes but that’s that’s not stunning to anybody no
But it’s still a little surprising to hear it 9797 bit lower man that’ll be a goal in 2024 how do we get what’s our number that we’re trying to get a female YouTube audience could we get that number down to like 10% 90% oh good L that would be a lot that’d be
We’d have to recruit an amazing amount of women listeners well I would also say there would also have to be like a personal a Personnel addition would probably be the biggest we got to get a hot guy on the show is what you’re saying get like a oh yeah that’s that’s what I’m
Saying right this is Dan I never you know what we should do let’s hire a white dude who’s a little bit better looking than us that’ll get the numbers up might have good hiring philosophy there you pick a you pick a woman you might get more men watching and
Listening you might have something there you might want to get like a a guy let’s just get Garrett on the channel you know we might we might pump those numbers bet people I I bet you the women watch him just to see his his his little face on
There yeah I think so our age range is nice look at this um this is where this is where we you know we make the Bret here this is 25 to 34 51% of my followers yeah that’s yeah that’s big 35 to 44 30% so over 80% is
Between 25 and 44 unlike that contrast that with with the average PGA Tour Watcher being 64 years old this is where we got to get better though 13 to 17 and 18 to 24 only comprises about 10% we got to get that next Generation man we got
To get them yeah we got to get them locked in here we got to stop swearing I think I think that might be the the thing we just got basically all of my followers are just me a bunch of that’s like what I mean that’s what I
Mean BARC is certainly expanded now with all the different brands but like originally that’s like what it was it’s like a bunch of just a bunch of Miis checking out what we’re doing on barcel sports.com I got 200,000 mes that follow me on Instagram and we’re just living in
This [ __ ] little Echo chamber world [ __ ] we got to break out of that uh from the gallery Greg Greg says do you get more or less excited when you play and show up to a golf course and the golf carts have the GPS screens but you know they’re going to also have the
Restricted areas where you have to do the reverse thing I I think at this point every golf cart needs a screen yeah I don’t the restrictions obviously starting get stuffed up the restrictions obviously are infuriating but I’m taking the restrictions with the screen all day when a golf cart doesn’t have the screen
It’s like we went back into the [ __ ] Stone ages and it’s like forgot my I forgot my R I’m just I’m blind out here with I never have we always switching bags and [ __ ] and I’m like I I just for some reason just always forget my rang
Finder and like when I don’t have that screen and general knowledge of like generally how far I am from a hole it ruins my whole day how different do you think your game would be if if we did that if we no Rangefinder no GPS screen
If we just went out there you got to eyeball every yardage how much different would your game be Rigs and I were talking un different I’m not I’m not so sure from inside 100 yards it would make that much of a difference oh obviously not yeah inside 100 yards is like all F
To me when people ask for yards from 60 yards away I think you’re insane Trent taddy would you be able to get like uh would you be able to look at like sprinkler heads and get yardages or you’re saying there’s no yardages whatsoever oh you’d be a nightmare out
There dude yeah I I mean I just don’t to Dan’s point it might sneaky be one of those things where you play better than you think because I don’t know what the reasoning would be but I I’m even thinking like I don’t hit my irons like the perfect yardage enough right that I
Think if I could eyeball it within 20 yards that it would almost be the same result I think you’d have a lot of mistakes man I think you hit a 170 club and it’s like 195 away and you’re just like you’re not even close that I would struggle with that I would really
Struggle with that I I’ve made those mistakes before where like I’ve tried to eyeball it and like I haven’t had I’ve I’ve been walking and then I couldn’t find a sprinkler head I didn’t have my range finder I’m like all right I think it’s 150 and I hit like a [ __ ] eight
Iron and it was like 165 and I get really short I’m like I’m a [ __ ] idiot wasn’t even close it’s not the most interesting concept for a video but it would just be an interesting experiment play Blind be kind of a good video no yard no range no sprinkler
Heads you just got to go out there and just feel it I mean that’s that’s how they did it when the game started I would imagine what else are they doing they’re just like all right where am I this is where I am I think I’m 145 yards
Out let’s try this looks like a this looks like a Niblick in my opinion yeah like they I think I would be very curious to know because what if it’s the complete opposite where and it probably wouldn’t be but you’re just like I feel
It so I feel more confident I just in my head this is how I feel and I’m gonna swing that way and you play better it’d be hard for sure you need like some range like even like those public coures that just have like the blue the blue
The White and the red posts out in the distance I need some range to be like how many times have you asked like how far is this and you’re like single time every single time I does the answer really surprise you that much like B like you think sometimes you think it’s
150 and it’s 190 like surely by now you have enough depth perception to be like in the ballpark surely you could be in the you could be in the right ballpark yeah for the situation that I that I’m presenting be really fun to just do totally blind we should do a video
Totally blind GES see shoot cuz we’re so good that we should make the game harder for ourselves yeah interes con it is it’s a great concept I just like I’d like to watch someone that’s [ __ ] dialed that’s less fun you got to get you got
To get out there and be the people who don’t really know what they’re doing and take away their tools it’ be funny if we played better that would be uh Steve Steve ask uh that’s my dad’s name Steve if Liv signed tiger instead of Phil when it first came
About and that was their big signing would the vast majority of the general public accept it more and be more into it as a cool refresher in golf or would it be the same as it is today where people think it’s just a money grab it it would be completely different
Narrative all the best players would already be over there and yeah it would be over that’s why they offered to made $100 million yeah because Phil’s a Maverick Phil is polarizing Phil is divisive Phil is a guy who you you don’t know if he would be he’s in it for
Himself you think where it’s he’s just trying to get this money because of a situation that he did he’s in it’s less like oh come join this thing because I actually think it’s the coolest thing in the world that was the narrative that he was putting out there but it you didn’t
Fully trust it I feel like the players probably didn’t fully trust it tiger is the opposite of that well there was a whole news cycle before he signed about the PGA Tour I remember because I was so working at GF dig just at the time they had this piece about him saying
Obnoxious greed he was saying the PJ tours obnoxious greed is why just open baby thinking about God damn it man I got to just stop saying that word all together but um I can’t even think anymore but he said that it was obnoxious greed that was the reason that
He went whereas I feel like tiger would have been smarter about it and not been like I hate the PJ T is why I’m doing it this is this new idea the whole role out was was probably not not the best when it when it came to just the image that
They were giving out it was very like Cavalier like we screw you guys as opposed to like this is cool let’s all try this yeah it was Greg Norman and Phil Mickelson like imagine you know and they’re Brash individuals my friend uhhuh like if it was Lee trino as
The CEO and like Tiger Woods was their first big sighting that’s such a different message people are like oh it’s so warm and welcoming and the biggest star in the history of the game so I agree I think it would be wildly wildly different if it was tiger versus
Phil which really speaks a lot to their kind of legacy and image in general yeah yeah well it’s flipped I mean Phil used to be the fan favorite and tiger was kind of the cold you know before before sort of 20 before the comeback really tiger was like the one who was distant
And people didn’t you know you hear stories and Phil was was the guy and then I think social media and tiger becoming just like nicer and gentler and in his older age really flipped everything yeah um Corey I don’t think we did this one I know I’ve read this
One and had it on a list for a while but we haven’t gotten to it because we never ever get to from the gallery even though I say I’m going to do it every show Cory says I really can’t remember if we did this why does water make clothes darker
If water is translucent and has no color why does it make whatever it gets wet darker actually a really good it’s a really good point like if it’s clear and you’re looking at clear and then it goes onto Close and just why do they just get
Dark it’s not the water it’s the it’s the re fabric yeah the material fabric is what’s getting darker like I right because like if you spill on one of those like gortex things it’s just clear yeah yep like there’s something about cloth that just like as it gets it’s
Like absor when it gets absorbed it becomes darker right the saturation changes saturation there’s our answer so it’s yeah I’m with Dan’s right it’s less the water and more the fabric and material that’s Frankie that Frank I’m sorry I’m sorry that the first time we’ve ever gotten to An
Answer accurately that was scientific know the answer we’re just saying like the we haven’t answered anything we just said the color we think of that too I was like we’ve kind of just reconfirmed that like yeah the fabric the color changes gets darker because if I spill
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Brain like how brain cells talk to each other and like make things happen is out of this [ __ ] world man it’s crazy mitochondria and [ __ ] and even like something as simple as like your antibodies going after germs they they made like a little cartoon about it or like a a digital
Recreation and it’s like these little green aliens going through your system and then this [ __ ] white cell it looks like a monster just like rolling around in your body and it’s just like eating up everything like it’s a [ __ ] vacuum and it’s chasing them down dude that’s what’s happening billions of
Times over in your body to even say these words on this podcast wild yeah wild I watched a video the other day that was a representation of the solar system and how you know in school when they teach you Sun’s in the middle and I’m not saying the sun’s not in the
Middle but I’m saying like when it the planets are circling oh is this one where they move yeah it’s it’s it’s not linear like you think that it is if you look at it from the side everything is like this and it’s moving together it’s moving at
Like a speed a crazy speed right I we’re all pulled in by the sun I is is my understanding but it’s not you think it’s like oh if I just look over there all the planets are on here it’s like they’re it’s not on like a straight axis
It’s and the whole thing is moving yeah oh yeah oh fast fast like the sun’s moving right yeah it has to be Sun’s what it’s moving moving oh yeah really fast at crazy speeds yeah it almost made me like throw up not not from like whoa
It’s more more from like you almost lose your Center you’re you’re you’re just where is it going the Sun and solar system appear to be moving at 200 km/ second or an average speed of 448,000 kilometers per or miles per hour yeah even at this rapid speed the solar
System would take about 230 million years to travel all the way around the Milky Way galaxy The Milky Way 2 Moves In Space relative to all other galaxies what is happening out there man we haven’t talked about space enough in this I feel like I haven’t really
Brought up space in like six months I kind of cooled it with all the crowd Instead at some point we got to talk about this [ __ ] well the only the only thing is it’s unacceptable that we do not talk about this at all times well it’s tough for us talk about it because
We don’t know anything about it and ever expanding Trent what does that mean have an interesting conversation about it you have to have someone who’s qualified because we don’t even know where to start like I’m just like I wake up in the morning I drink water I drink coffee
Like that’s my world I I don’t know I I don’t there’s we need to get our gu on it’s not going to be beneficial to any of us on this show to talk about it cuz we got [ __ ] to worry about you got to find your car dude like you got to find
Car do I have to the [ __ ] galaxies racing at each other I said on the last show we were talking we’re talking about different things but I think it still applies here where you just got to make your world smaller and this is the opposite of that
You’re trying to figure out things that even the smartest people in the world don’t know about in about 4 billion years the Milky Way galaxy will collide with its nearest neighbor the Andromeda galaxy the two are rushing towards each other at about 70 m per second that’s
The thing that just like is so upsetting is that there is no path to survival for this Earth that we are living on at some point that’s very very very sobering horrific thought that all of this stuff we are doing there’s not even a chance that it survives and obviously we’re
Talking billions of years yeah but still there’s no chance it survives I don’t that do drive you crazy what do you mean it’s all you’re not going to survive you’ve known since you’re like three that you’re not going to survive so who cares there’s got to be like there’s got to be a
[ __ ] like a path to success you’re not going to meet the you’re not going to meet the guy you’re not going to meet the guy you’re not you’re looking for like a guy to come down and be like this is why this is all happening you’re not
Going to meet that guy or girl you’re just not going to meet that specimen that that person person that being you’re just the whole point is the the whole path to success is just get shitfaced with your friends and and enjoy yourself that’s I guess Frank my
Question for you would be like what would be enough for you to not have anxiety about it the answer just give me the answer I know the answer what though the answer is like this is why this is H happening this is why you’re random this right right this
Random uh like world is existing amongst absolute chaos and like this is why these are the answers that you’re searching for this is why space is space and this is why it’s ever expanding this is Rel came from that’s where religion that’s why religion because it’s you got
To find some sort of answers because the whole thing is so random and depending on your beliefs it could be just be there ain’t no answer man it’s literally what you just said Frankie actually it’s all just because biologically and science scientifically certain things happen to come together
And they’re going to eventually break apart and that’s just going to be it that’s just it got to accept you’re not going to know the answer I really I I know s talking about simulation theory is like insane but I really do think this whole thing’s so [ __ ] up and so
Ridiculous and so random and so insane that that we are in some like we are in some sort of computer system just because that is not that crazy to think about I know what it sounds like but it’s not that crazy to think that’s another you just someone that’s like
Needing an answer when they that satiates your need for an answer if you think like I need an answer I don’t need an answer I don’t I don’t it’s and I also don’t think we’re going to get one so it’s like it’s a Fool’s errand we have people out there searching for
Answers right like that’s you have to keep looking you can’t just like Humanity can’t just be like no just go down saying everybody has to share my opinion no no I know but I think regardless of opinions people have to keep searching we are for sure
You agree on that right people have they need that you need that Wonder or else I think it’s important absolutely but also there’s people that are performing like heart surgery that’s really important that ain’t my I can’t do that I’m not going to help with that I can’t I got
That’s not what I do it’s like so to you got to let them do that you got to let the people that are explore explore we got to do our you know it’s like I just they find something I I hear I want to hear about it I’ll I’ll read about it
Aliens are bust me and Tren have been on that for years I need a little green guy being like whoa what’s up guys what yeah we got to get that uh we got to get that um what’s our what’s our telescope called Dr oh uh the James web yeah the
James web telescope we got to get that guy back what the hell’s he doing Eric Smith was that his name Dr Eric Smith when he came on the show that was the most impressive [ __ ] I had ever [ __ ] heard in my entire life remember came on
And he had the Galaxy behind him he had like the little background was oh that was great they have a a fantastic documentary on the uh telescope on I think it’s on Netflix maybe they do like the building of it and all that yep how many right um yeah stunning stuff man
Stunning stuff it really is crazy I [ __ ] crazy man it’s hard for me because I’m with you I love thinking about this stuff but I also like if you think about you really need answers then you’re in trouble it’s cuz they just aren’t people looking for that answer
For thousands of years bad because the the and the [ __ ] up thing is probably the more they find the more questions you’re going to have yeah it’s not going to get you’re not going to be like oh all right I got it all right now I think about what they’ve learned they’ve
Learned that we’re just part of a galaxy of billions of galaxies that are [ __ ] racing towards each other they’re like [ __ ] we didn’t want that dude we wanted the answer we wanted like we wanted to find God being like yeah yeah we’re just spinning you around trying to learn a
Little something or whatever just a guy in a computer chair shuffling back and forth being like whoa oh yeah no I’ve been doing this the whole time time I’m I’m the guy behind Oz I’m the wizard you’re looking for the wizard dude The Wizard of Oz pretty far away I
Think yeah really far away all right Alex Bush you got anything you got any final thoughts for Christmas you Christmas guy yeah I mean I love Christmas um yeah bet you do your little [ __ ] oh wow Jesus umow in Buffalo you going home we haven’t gotten
Irrationally mad at Al in a long time I used to like him we used to just like curse him out like he was a like a just a piece of [ __ ] the best days it does snow in Buffalo a lot or in Rochester a lot for Christmas Chistmas like you were talking about
White Christmas we got a ton growing up but I just don’t think we’re going to now or this year really is a bummer I just want to wake up to a winter wonderland in Cedar Rapids Iowa and I’m gonna wake up to the that’s what pisses
Me honestly the rain pisses me off even more because I know if the temperatures were right we would be having snow and I’m not saying that as a as a claim in any direction I’m just saying I know when it rains if it were just
Cooler I would have snow I wish it was colder I know caps what save the ice caps no I’m just saying make my Christmases uh White so I don’t know whatever we got to do to get to that point it’s pretty racist honestly yeah I was going to say that sounds a little
Um Christmas I just want it white you know white only was the whitest just pure white Christmas yeah just likes he likes his people he wants he wants his Christmas white so you’re trying to tell us Jesus holiday spirit here I Thought a new Straight Talk wireless offering is now available where you can get a Walmart Plus Membership ship included on select Straight Talk Wireless plans for free only Straight Talk wireless gives you unlimited data Talk and Text Plus a Walmart Plus Membership included on select plans for
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Bar stool world is out of control like when I compare it to a person that’s like has a regular 9 to-5 job that really like doesn’t have to look at their phone that much it’s [ __ ] astronomical six hours I’m like six hours more a day than them burning
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Episodes of the first season and it I realized that the final episode wasn’t as emotional for me because I didn’t have those seasons and seasons and seasons of the full life of Queen Elizabeth fact like my only season of watching The Crown was mostly focused on Princess Diana
And uh D dud did what’s his name ditto um Dodie and that and like the heaviness of all that and by the time it transition to the queen and their like planning of that event and then her walk at the whole deal it wasn’t as powerful
Until I then went back and started and realized that the whole six seasons are about the queen I didn’t really realize all that and just like that whole last scene with like the other actresses that played her like coming into the frame of just like her whole life that was really
Impactful when like you watched that many hours of those actresses portraying her and like they were all together in the same that was pretty cool that was like oh [ __ ] such a cool call back to like wow see I didn’t know any of that I didn’t even know that’s who those people
Were because I didn’t see any so that makes a lot more sense now that makes a lot more sense now versions of her I knew a little bit because throughout even the final season they do callbacks and where she like talks to former version or they shows her so I saw a
Little bit of that but that makes a lot more sense so it’s [ __ ] great it’s really good I’m as a history guy I love it I still need to see Napoleon because I’ve heard Napoleon people that are like me is awesome so I really want to see
That I love I know that I know that that’s not like a popular uh it’s not a popular opinion unfortunately I don’t know why for me it was like a Wikipedia page come to life it was like here’s a birth here’s a battle here’s a marriage here’s something that happened in the
French Court like it was just boom boom boom boom I really like it it’s unbelievable oh no it’s not um cuz I’ve been I’ve been thinking about watching that uh Leonard decaprio Martin Scorsese on uh the the uh killers of the flower Moon and it’s like four hours long and
People like didn’t like it right they said it was just too much the book was incredible the book is the book is absolutely incredible but but the movie I haven’t seen yet I’ve been thinking about watching it but it’s a lot to commit to yeah it’s a two-parter I feel
Like it’s a wait till it’s on watch the first hour and a half and then watch the second hour four I got nothing else man you know Islanders play tonight that’s about it get back to UBS is that is the game at UBS no it’s a washingt it’s in
DC they had to [ __ ] I placed a wager on the Boston Bruins to win the Stanley Cup they’re good right seems like a pretty good bet they’re good they they’ve had a little bit of a thing going where they’re losing leads and stuff but I like this um I like the
Symmetry of like when the uh Tampa Bay Lightning lost lost in the first round when they were the best team in the NHL they came back and they won like two Stanley Cups in a row I just like that of when a team when a team that’s
Supposed to be dominant has a big setback that that next year they come back they’ve learned what they need to learn and they get it done and I think that’s going to be the Boston Bruins this year so they got the goal tending too I mean they’re obviously scary
Rangers are scary which I don’t want to have to say on a public forum but they’ve they’re like the Rangers are knocking on the door for a long time too like they’ve they’ve had a [ __ ] crazy good offense for a long time and and at some point that’s just going to click in
The playoffs it’s crazy they lost last year to the devils like that was stunning in the first round it was um Islanders are if the Islanders can get to the playoffs they’re actually probably built this year better than they have been in recent years because they’re actually scoring the Islanders
Overs are hitting like crazy they’re like losing leads they they have eight overtime losses already so like it’s kind of a [ __ ] like weird system right now where like there’s losing shootouts and overtimes but that’s not happen in the playoffs obviously there are no shootouts and there are no three on
Three over times I think they’re actually built their power play is a top five power play in the league that has never happened in my life I’ve always said if the Islanders could have a top 20 power play they would have won the Stanley Cup those two years they made to
Eastern confin finals I mean they lost to the [ __ ] lightning they went like 0 for 30 on the power play that series like if you score three goals you’re just like winning the series so [ __ ] but I saw Brock Nelson after the game last night and I’m just like they scored two
Power Play Goals last night they went two for three and I saw him I’m like what the [ __ ] happened he’s just like he’s like yeah you just like don’t know hockey there’s a lot of things that happen he was like laugh he’s like cuz I’m like it’s the same players he’s like
Well it’s not right he’s like he’s like pal Mar’s like a right-handed shot that opens up me more in a spot that I’ve never been and like Bo Horvat he’s in a spot now that I used to have to be in and now I’m in like they’re just I just
Don’t know enough about the game to like see why they went from 31st to fifth in one year with not adding anyone you know what I mean like it’s like crazy to me um he was laughing he’s like you just don’t he’s like you just don’t know I
Was like you’re right you’re like it’s exactly right yeah I was perplexed I’m like is it cuz Dobson’s like skating better he’s like yeah Dobson learned how to skate sideways you have no idea you’re talking about yeah he was clueless last year you got no idea what
You’re talking about I’m like ah I don’t know all right I hope you find your car Frankie a I don’t want to have to go get this thing man just leave it that sucks that [ __ ] sucks just give it up leave it charge game [ __ ] I’m going order some Chipotle
Right now yeah I’m I just ordered a bacon egg and cheese on a roll dude this guy is it’s NO3 there had to I love it no I get it I get it I paid like $37 for it on Uber e just now like one bacon egg
And cheese no one bacon egg and cheese and they made me order like a a house’s chips to to complete the order for delivery ordered a big bag of sour cream and onion chips that I won’t even eat I’ll just put them in the [ __ ] pantry
And the I want priority because I want that [ __ ] sandwich hot so at the end of the day one bacon and and cheese on a roll is like 30 bucks Uber Eats is a [ __ ] nightmare yeah they really prey on hung over people cuz the money
Doesn’t is not real when you spend just the way you’re just clicking things priority tip now it’s just like holy [ __ ] at the end of it bring it bring it bring it bring bring it now be like I was like if we just called the Chinese
Place it would have been $37 but we ordered on Uber Eats for some reason and it was 82 like what happened here where did that go where’s my m99 at a time $399 at a time you know what Uber eat is good at is if something goes wrong
They’re so successful that they’ll just give you your money back they don’t even want you to explain it the other day I had an issue with a frosty from Wendy’s sometimes these Uber drivers Poss be the issue with your sometimes these Uber sometimes these Uber eat drivers are
Getting a little too greedy and they’re taking like three or four [ __ ] orders at the same time and I I realize it it’s the one time I didn’t hit priority cuz I’m like it’s getting crazy we’re spending $35 on frosties and Fries so we can dip the fries in the frosty so I’m
Like I’m just going to go regulars right down the road there’s no way he’s not going to us first picks up the frosties picks up our we had we got the whole meal we got [ __ ] cheeseburgers the whole entire deal and I’m watching him
On the app and he goes by our house and he’s going to another town and then he goes to another town then he comes to us 45 minutes after and the frosties are soup and I’m looking at it I’m I’m like thinking to myself how could the system
Not be built so that if you’re picking up ice cream they know to get it to you first you know what I mean like that’s so lazy on that guy’s part not like priori priority man like other people are doing what you do usually they got to pay for that priority right here’s
The flip side is they know that right they know this guy got ice cream if he doesn’t order priority I’m going to go to the other side of the island before I get the so now going forward now going forward I bet you get priority every
Single time that might be it they might yeah I bet you that is what they’re doing those [ __ ] scumbags making money I’m going to be paying it every [ __ ] time I went on the app and they said was there something wrong with the order and I
Just wrote yes I said yes and it says half of it one item whole thing I wrote whole thing CU everything was ice cold and it was soup and they just gave me full money back and money for another order that’s how you keep customers get customer people you think are doing that
And they didn’t even have a problem so many people well you can’t they probably put a limit on it you can’t do it every all right but at least you get away with it a couple times couple doing business babe is is a huge company huge huge they got they they’re making enough
Money also this guy said he was on a bicycle and he wasn’t you’re not trick you’re not tricking me I was looking out the window all right let’s get out of here let’s get out of here Merry Christmas everybody thank you for listening we’ll be back on Thursday of
Next week for our final show of the year we’re going to do predictions we’re going to do a little 2023 review and um happy holidays after that we’ll be back on January 4th hit it hard hit it hard hit it hard hit hard that
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Frankie… "I'm keeping my eye on you Chad" HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brad here and I had my shirt off the whole time during the podcast. This segment had me dying fellas 😆🤣
You know it’s golf offseason when Frankie starts talking about outer space
Justine for Montreal!! Big fan!! And probably the only woman in Quebec or in Canada haha! Merry Christmas guys!!
Can we get some sympathy for the Jake’s of the world… no I am not wearing khakis 🙄
How’s the Harry Potter collection this year Frank?
You guys are like the band Rush of podcast———all dudes!
Chris Farley!
Alex Bush, heads up you're still posting the timestamps incorrectly.
The way you're doing it doesn't show up in the video play bar. It goes TIME then TITLE:
0:00 Intro
0:10 Merry Christmas
3:46 Environmental Change
Etc..
Hope this helps & Merry Christmas
Got a Chad here, the stereotype is definitely annoying especially when ordering food and they need a name
My moms name is Karen, brothers name is chad
Loyal foreplay fan here … during Dalke segment, when do Riggs drives ever carry 265?? I think Dan drives “might” …. Am I losing my mind?
You gotta get Sean Carroll on the pod to make Frankie’s head explode- professor of Philosophy and Physics from John’s Hopkins. Frankie might be interested in hearing about Quantum immortality!!
Get bri chicken fry on the pod
I live in Jax… wtf is a White Christmas? 😉
Jesus is the reason for the season