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Wait until you meet her fiance he is h o t g look who it is it’s my favorite wife and my favorite mother and Celia who Dharma brought to lunch well that’s all I need to know Bye and then the discussion turned to the menu for seria’s wedding at which point your wife that’s me invited the bus boy as a food professional to join our table well who else knows better what people eat and what they leave on their plate than a bus
Boy Gregory please would you explain to Dharma why is inappropriate for her to invite my maid to have lunch at my country club but first explain to your mother that her maid is also a human being oh for god sakes I know she’s a human being Dharma has got to understand it’s
Easier if we maintain separate social lives don’t you explain anything I’m not talking to your mother please Dharma I try to respect your life your values I don’t go among your friends and chop down trees and hand out meat am I not right Gregory mother I really
Don’t you see now it’s awkward because you’re making it awkward there is no reason why Celia can’t be your employee and your friend the woman obviously does not want to be my friend oh you’re upset because she didn’t invite you to the wedding oh please that’s ridiculous do you to need me anymore
No are you’re upset don’t hide your feelings Kitty I am not upset I am surprised woman has worked for me for for 15 years the least she could do is extend an invitation I’m sure she didn’t invite you because she didn’t think you’d go and she didn’t want it to look
Like she was hitting you up for a gift oh well I suppose that’s possible you know what why don’t you go find Celia tell her that you really care about her and that you would love to share in the joy of her wedding you know what I’ll do
It I don’t want that woman at my wedding is supposed to be a happy day come on I’m begging you Celia for me oh all right for you but you keep that Sour Puss of her out of my pictures that’s okay I don’t think she shows up on film
Anyway and so I would be very honor if you would come to my wedding this Saturday really this Saturday that’s awfully short notice isn’t it she’d love toan relias dristan is dristan in Spanish yeah but it’s pronounced dran ahan stop it both of you now where are we well according to
The map we’re on Eisenhower street but all the signs say bonita Warz Boulevard Warz Warz wz I swear I’m going to knock your heads together Montgomery oh hi Pete oh man I’m sorry I completely forgot can it wait till Monday excuse me fellas do you know where St
Catherine’s church is dma put that window up oh relax Kitty Sant cat hey Kitty Dharma we are in a very dangerous neighborhood and I would prefer not to be on the evening news now just leave that window up hey you put the child lock
On um okay I’m on my way to a wedding it’s uh can you bring the papers there great it’s St Catherine’s it’s um the corner of Caesar shavez in fourth let GRE go little help was wrong everything is a mess the people who were supposed to park the cars they
Quit why they thought they heard gun fires and then run away gunfire it was firecrackers from the Chinese kids they’re taking over this neighborhood don’t worry about it everything will be fine Greg and I will take over parking the cars what what it’ll be fun we get to her vest no no no
No Dharma you are a guest no no no no Celia don’t worry about it go on go get married well miss the ceremony oh come on Greg this could be our gift to Celia well what about the uh sex for seniors video give it to your mom they’ll freak
Her out on so many levels here we go hi I’ll take it from here you’re in the valet you don’t get one of these vests for juggling ters righty Gregory what are you doing uh we’re a valet parking cars mother it’s our gift to Celia God’s sake say
Something Edward leave the seed where it is and don’t monkey with the [Applause] radio no no no Greg you can’t just hang the key anywhere there’s a system what’s the system Capricorn Aquarius Pisces that’s not going to work oh when the people come out you just see what sign they are
And you grab their key oh thank you uh Aries that’s right you’re driving a Taurus it’s a wonder you got here at all parking near Saturn it’ll help balance them out hey guys guys wasn’t that a beautiful ceremony what are you doing here we’re friends
She invited us what do you think of our outfits It’s a small world after all it’s a traditional wedding gu of Celia’s country well it’s almost traditional we’re wearing underwear so are we um D Dharma want to you let me park this why cuz it’s a Ferrari and you have
To know how to drive it have you ever driven one no so why should you get to drive it cuz I’m a guy isn’t going to work is it not unless you have to park it with your penis I’ll be back from The Flash oh yeah baby grow for
Mama hey is it all right if I leave my car there I got to I got to get a camera give me the papers oh yeah sure just like that what the hell are you doing it’s a long story Dharma wanted to help out Celia excuse me welcome thank
You gregz I I didn’t know you were coming oh I flew in from my ant wedding how have you been fine I I thought you were going to college someday maybe be a lawyer I did I I am I really I’m just a doing this as a as a
Gift for your aunt hey pal uh that change was in my as I want it back now it’s okay maybe someday a dream will come True that’s um my wife oh this is my husband Fernando Fernando EST Gregory nice to meet you it’s great to see you again you too thanks who’s that oh uh inz she’s Celia’s niece she uh spent a summer at our house years ago when I was a kid inz today I am a
Man inz Pete have you met my wife Dharma what she was your first yeah yes she was what you go boy how was that uh was a long time ago I don’t remember oh yeah right I I was an inexperience teenager she was a little older and it just it happened that’s not
What you told told me what about the pool house and Gregory no Mass I’m exhausted I’m going to kill you it’s okay it’s wonderful your first time was so passionate and uh so International is she a virgin 2 I I don’t know you’d have to ask her okay
Honey no figure a speech Karma listen M this is very good what did you say it is chimi hos the national dish of your country Jimmy hoos I don’t think so no it is I’m sure your mother used to get up early and pound the cornmeal and
Mix it with the vegetables that grew in that rich volcanic soil my mother was a dentist well you have lovely teeth hello how do you do I’m Kitty Montgomery employer of the Bride oh so you are Kitty Montgomery is laa you know I don’t speak Spanish what
What what was that oh uh Celia speaks of you often ah all good I hope oh yes really good so how are you all acquainted with my lovely Celia oh she and I taught high school together in our country I’m sorry see you taught High School yes literature and Mathematics
And she also fought with Yolanda and Martha in the resistance really exactly what what did she do but you know I I I don’t know the word for it in English but um she would hide up in a tree and shoot people with a rifle sniper see see
Sniper I understand that knockout over there was a guess in your house for a while back yes lovely girl she taught Greg to tango she sure did they used to do it in the living room while his mother and I watched what oh you you mean Tango I was talking
About when they had sex he had sex with my son excuse me my friend would like to know who your son is oh he’s the fellow outside parking cards gracias you know if I’m going to get my car I should probably do it Now Where Have You Been Nappa oh my God Greg let’s forget about buying a house let’s save up for one of these dma just park the car oh the car doesn’t like to be parked the car likes to go fast how fast were you going um I
Don’t know but I got a little nose bleed how could you Greg how could you tell people stories about us what hi I’m Dharma Greg’s wife I just really want to thank you for bringing him into manhood you told this to your wife well it kind of came up in conversation I
Thought Fernando was a virgin on the day we got married now he wants to kill you and divorce me what that’s ridiculous well maybe maybe you should explain to him that the emphasis on physical virginity has been forced upon Him by patriarchal culture and it shouldn’t be confused with spiritual
Purity oh that’ll work now I can man to go in there and tell him the truth it there I I be a man then maybe someday you’ll be more than a parking valet what does she mean tell him the truth nothing let’s go home oh
Great well when I when I when I told Pete the story I um I kind of left out that I finished a bit before ANZ did oh that’s okay actually a lot before really how much before well she came over and she was slowly unbuttoning my shirt yeah right then
Wow why don’t you tell PE the story that way it’s so much cuter Dharma men don’t swap cute stories about sexual inadequacy well no matter what I think you should go in there and tell our husband I don’t want to right you’re going to have to do it
Sooner or later and since sooner is your specialty he’s that quick draw was a joke anything that’s the last one oh when you tell the story be sure not to rush it Hello darling are you ready again because I am oh hey Kitty want to pull some G’s no thank you
Sucking a butt what’s the matter nothing well if you’re trying to kill yourself hop in I can make it a lot quicker dhma tell me truthfully am I a bad person no but when you blow smoke out of your nose you’re scary like a dragon Celia has has been in my house
For years she knows every intimate detail about my life and I don’t know anything about hers Kitty you gave her a good job which helped put her daughter through college she has a daughter you know kitty it’s not too late to get to know Celia and try to be
Friends I don’t know I’m I’m not ready but why don’t you get in we’ll go for a spin you can think about it in this oh yeah come on hop in it is rather sporty sporty no jogging bras are sporty Kitty Montgomery this is a f Excuse me seor Let Let Me Explain oh why did I take French uh can anybody here help me translate uh I can what would you like to say uh would you please tell this man that yes um that that that that Al although he thinks I I walked in his garden and uh
And picked his flower that that in truth I I did not he wants to know that why you boast of picking the flower because when when when men tell Tales of their youth they will uh they will claim to have picked flowers that they never even smelled that’s all say
All are you saying you have never been to the garden because then you are a liar no no no no I I I I was there um it’s just that um in in my enthusiasm uh for the beauty of the garden I I finished my visit before I even opened the gate no
An okay what no I got that um uh okay uh how’s this um here’s the flower and um here’s me um [Applause] whoops oh o oops whoops hey how’ it go great I learned the Spanish word for whoops is whoops D hi I’m so glad you’re here to
Share this day with me having all my friends here makes it so special good evening Mrs mtom Celia Kitty has something she would like to say to you yeah yes well um what she wants you to know is that she she really cares about you and she wants you to to
Have a closer relationship she wants to be buds what did you really want to say um Celia um whenever we are not home and you have a day off feel free to use the pool thank you Mrs Montgomery uh no guest and don’t run the heater of course Mr montgomer
And and thank you for letting me share this special day flow see you fine you my that’s great you should do it every time she vacuums where are we going let’s see if we can get to Nevada and back before they toss the bouquet may I drive [Applause]
NOP I I’m sure she just parked it somewhere safe that’s far away I’m sure of that you’re a Sagittarius aren’t you dear Lord this is De than sex oh this isn’t sex this is foreplay this is that it’s for a six blood when I was a little Girl some of my badest memories were sitting on my great grandmother’s knee and I can remember being in all all the things she knew and all the places she had what is the matter with you people I’m trying to bring some dignity and some quality into the few years that you have [Laughter]
Left this can’t be news to you well you got him now vote for Dharma thanks for the [Applause] Pudding [Applause] hi stunk no you didn’t oh come on those old people hated my speech well telling them they were all going to die soon wasn’t exactly I have a dream doesn’t matter what I said they just wanted to party like it was 1929 why why didn’t you uh talk about your
Idea for a senior education center they made me mad I took it away from them Plus Great what if I can’t get the city to build one I don’t want to lie to them you don’t have to lie all you have to do is say something like imagine a
San Francisco with a brand new senior Education Center or no one knows better than I the importance of continuing education to seniors see what I said there nothing exactly we both know that you’ll do great things once you get elected But first you have to get elected and this
Is how you do it don’t you think people are tired of being manipulated you know honey I love that you believe that and when you speak from your heart your face just glows with an incredible inner beauty really thanks you suck you Su and I believe as I’m sure you all do
That those of us who have been blessed with more should take care of those in need I mean in fact we should be thankful for the opportunity to help the less fortunate sounds like a toilet upstairs is running well let’s face it no one knows better than I that you feel that the
People paying most of the taxes should decide how that money is spent imagine a city where responsible people held the purse strings and someone once said if poor people knew how to spend money they wouldn’t be poor and remember when you’re voting for me you are voting for one of your own
You are voting for [Applause] Montgomery one of your own smile wave Kitty smiling wave and no one knows better than I that what you want is a government that provides food and shelter for the sick the homeless and the musicians and the performance artists and those who just need some
Time to get their heads together man and when you’re voting for me you’re voting for one of your own the illegitimate daughter of two free [Applause] Souls and in conclusion let me say that no one knows better than me and my close friend Jane special needs of the gay and lesbian [Applause]
Community where’d you get the pit hair cut it off the dog nice what are you doing we’re helping Dar come on give me a little [Applause] sugar [Applause] I’m I’m sorry honey that wasn’t my best work are you kidding honey I never even knew that sex with you could be like
That really it was it was okay oh what just happened between us just now could never be called okay now I think somebody needs to get some rest goddess bless you thank you Dara look at this you got a $1,000 check from the Sierra Club National Organization of Women $500 wow look at
That signature somebody’s angry what’s this from the young Republicans a junk mail Gad Su I wonder what the old Republicans give hey everybody hey Greg look at this I’m getting money from everybody look they hate each other but they love Dharma are you feeling all right I feel
Great you’re burning up Abby does she feel hot to you oh my goodness she does should I call a doctor oh Greg I’m a licensed holistic healer and an aroma therapist think I can handle this okay Dharma is there some sort of internal conflict going on no we’re all getting
Along just fine in here well your glands are swollen do you have some unexpressed guilt what does guilt have to do with it please Greg I don’t tell you how to practice law Dharma I don’t feel guilty about anything you know what Greg shot a deer once why don’t you talk to him
[Applause] it attacked me Dharma your body is trying to tell you something you’re running a temperature it’s just a bug no big deal yeah well a bug only flies in when there’s a hole in the screen door of your soul in that right dress I don’t know I’m not a
Doctor listen I have a big fundraiser tonight so if you really want to help me whip me up a batch of your famous eucalyptus snot Buster tea okay dma you’re just going to get sicker if you don’t deal with what’s really bothering you thanks for putting that Vibe out
There Abby it’s not my vibe it’s your karma right you’re preaching to the choir Abby why talks about using tax dollars to beautify our city but I ask you plastic surgeons of San Francisco how about using some of those tax dollars to beautify our [Applause] citizens I don’t care how many trees you
Plant in Golden Gate Park it’s not going to hide those ugly people what [Laughter] and in conclusion Mrs Montgomery when was the last time you went to a doctor uh this is my first time so make a good impression get up Western medicine make me
Well you know I suppose I could write a prescription but your symptoms seem to be stress related great so how about a had a big old honking bottle of anti stress to me I I I think you’re saying that you need to slow down are you kidding me
Greg I have a TV interview in a couple hours so doc are you for hmos no I’m not and why would you be here have a button and don’t forget to vote on Tuesday so what do you got some antibiotics some Hush Hush experimental drug only monkeys get Mr Montgomery have you ever
Considered something like meditation F dude you selling my mother now come on hook me up do you have any tranquilizers no I don’t need tranquilizers they’re for me well that’s a very interesting offer well I thought rather than running against each other we might be able to
Work together well I’ll be sure to take it up with my wife we’ll be ready to go in 2 minutes thank you of course I can’t guarantee anything because we all know from the poll she’s looking really good real good better than never well it isn’t my worthy of hello Miss love my
God darn I have a hump oh no it’s said ice speack I see my neck out sneezing and what’s wrong with your leg oh no big deal this just a touch of gout gout it’s gout season so what’s going on here you cannot go on like this and miss love was
Talking to us about possibly brokering a deal he drop out of the race I’ll bring you on as an adviser it’s it’s a guaranteed way for you to participate and get your issues addressed and then maybe you can rest and get well are you crazy why don’t you drop out and advise
Me you want advise take this deal I didn’t give you the job yet sister well I suggest that you carefully consider my offer you know what you’re scared I’m breathing down your neck and you’re scared [Laughter] my own parents my husband turning against me ohoh we’re not we’re not turning against
You we’re concerned about you we love you Dara we want to help you that’s why we’ve turned against you you know what that’s fine if you’re not going to believe in me I’ll just do this on my own ow oh it off and that’s why the voters of San
Francisco should not consider this just another local election but as an opportunity to make a difference in our beloved City that was Karen love candidate for the Board of Supervisors thanks so much for being with us thanks so much for having me and now let’s hear from our other
Candidate Miss Dharma Montgomery ni Sally it’s great to be here Dharma what’s such you apart from the other candidates well I’m glad you asked I am the only candidate offering San Francisco a change without challenging the status quo that makes no sense and nobody knows that better than
I are you okay by just a little Cas theup imagine a San Francisco okay I give up you you I can’t take it anymore who are you talking to my body it’s mad at me all right you know what listen I lied all right I’m not a republican hippie
Teamster lesbian descendant of black disabled chair croppers I just said that cuz I wanted everybody to like me I’m just a big old oneeyed [ __ ] pimply liar then again she’s no prize either Hy honey honey honey honey oh God and I even my own husband I lied to my
Own husband honey I’m sorry I should have been honest with you the sex the other night was just awful me me here’s the part I don’t get if he can afford rocket power with skates why can’t he go out and buy himself dinner it’s a metaphor we always want what we can’t have
Wow oh look he he painted a tunnel Edward but you are supposed to be looking for the election result they’ll break into the cartoon as soon as something important happens come on honey everybody’s waiting for you why are we having a victory party I’m not going to win we
Just call it a victory party how come you don’t turn into a [ __ ] eyed freak when you lie I’m a lawyer come on all your friends are out there and most of them voted for you most of them honey you look like quasi Modo can I have everyone’s attention
Please I just want to thank you for all your hard work on the campaign and in my renewed Spirit of honesty I just want to say wow did I blow this no no no really I let you guys down I mean look at it I
Mean you at weeks out of your life poof gone I mean you could have learned to swing dance or gotten a real estate license but no you hopped on the downbound train to Loser Town what the hell were you people thinking here for our candidate okay oh wait the returns are coming in
Despite Dharma Montgomery’s startling confession earlier this week exit poll shows she’s gaining ground on front runner Karen love apparently Miss Montgomery knew what voters wanted to hear I’m just a big old oneeyed FY pimply liar gaining ground what I mean are they crazy D they’re responding to your
Honesty hone I’m sorry I should have been honest with you the sex the other night was just awful how many times are they going to show that clip so it stops being funny dma dear I forgot to give you this campaign contribution silly me kitty did you just
Write this no no no look at the date you know de I was wondering you you know those emergency vehicles is there any way you could get them to turn the siren down when they pass through my neighborhood is this a bribe would you do it for
Free I’m sorry if you want my help you’re just going to have to be nice to me like everybody else dhma take the check back please stop well this looks like it’s going to be a tight race with 45% of the vote counted it’s still too close to call
Still too close to call it’s too close to call it’s too close to call come on Kitty who’s your [Applause] [Applause] budy with 75% of the vote in it looks like our big old [ __ ] oneeyed pimply liar has a slight Edge that’s me that’s
You I knew if it was going to be this close I would have registered to vote course then they’d know where I am where are you Larry with 93% of the vote in we’re confident that we can project a winner it’s been an interesting interesting race full of excitement and a lot of
Surprises in fact it reminds me of the last supervisor’s election came down to the wire but tonight we have a clear winner say my name Karen love not my name no no no no only 93% of the votes are in no but if the other 7% voted for
Me you never know hone I’m sorry I should have been honest with you the sex the other night was just awful it’s still funny come on honey it’s over not not yet Dara 98% of the vote is in no 2% is still a lot have you ever had 2% milk it’s still very
Fatty offal election for Board of Supervisors came down to the wire tonight with Karen love the eventual Victor hey I lost I’m sorry yeah what you doing I’m going to congratulate my opponent hey Karen It’s Dharma yeah you know I just want you to know it
Was a really great race and I wish you a lot of luck yeah you know and oh I was also wondering do you think it’s too late for me to take that deal where I’m your [Laughter] adviser she called me a lunatic it’s 4 in the morning yeah well it’s 4 in the
Morning here too you don’t hear me calling her names you get them next time oh no it’s too much work for nothing yeah probably right if I run again it’ll be for mayor no mayor Dharma no you can’t say no to me cuz I’m the mayor now take off your
Pants yes your honor over your [Applause] head it’s 4 to 6 fo what are you doing nothing I had these on before who was that oh my folks I want to talk to you but I told them we’re about to have sex so they’re going to wait in the living room till we’re
Done you your parents are in the living room waiting till we finish having sex I told them about a half hour so we’ll probably have to skip the fancy stuff hey Dharma can I have that last piece of pie yeah it’s okay with me if it’s okay with
Abby yeah this is really going to work for me hey I thought we had a half hour Greg has trouble having sex when there’s other people in the house who else is here nobody he’ll be right out I’m going to get some tea L maybe you should try
Talking to Greg about sex you know help him with his Hang-Ups I tried I can’t it’s one of his Hang-Ups hey D said you wanted to talk to me yeah well we’re so sorry we interrupted your love making don’t mention that Greg before sex did you ever try massaging no really don’t mention
It see see wow was Dharma showing you some of her card tricks what Dharma knows card tricks oh yeah she’s pretty good oh man she was a magician’s assistant in Vegas was that before or after she dealt poker and Reno Tahoe yeah Tahoe she dealt Blackjack and
Reno D show crack your fancy Shuffle yeah show crack your fancy Shuffle fancy Shuffle I don’t know any fancy Shuffle meal [Applause] thing we’re sorry to bother you with this Greg it’s just that our regular lawyer started a zido band and he really needs to focus on that just what the world needs another zido band I don’t understand if you guys own the house and you own the land and you
Don’t want to sell there’s nothing these people can do no no there’s a lot they can do this is the Saunders group I know David Saunders and if he’s determined to build a subdivision on their land he’ll find a way wait a minute you know this
Saers guy yeah and he’s bad news we went to Harvard together he belongs to our country club whoa notset honey if you know this guy why don’t you just have him over for dinner and we’ll explain the situation Dharma he’s a snake he’s a rat well he can’t be both
What year was he born I’ll uh I’ll write him a nasty letter and see if he backs off I’ll cut you for it I win we send the letter I win we have him over for dinner fine I’ll Shuffle fine King oh beat that okay so I come across this incredible
Piece of land it’s perfect for a golf course but there’s this historical marker on it blah blah blah Indian burial ground uh blah blah blah sacred so turns out it’ll cost $5 million to move the graves and dedicate a new cemetery and then it hits me it’ll
Only cost hundred bucks to move the sign Big Bang Boom Lakota Lynx you built a golf course on a sacred Indian burial graph no no no just the driving range you the course itself used to be some kind of Nature Preserve refill there David oh thanks
Well I see you haven’t lost your taste for cheap wine made it fresh this afternoon hey who wants to see a car trick David does magic he can make his wedding ring disappear just by getting on an airplane Paddy kidding I’m kidding you’re so sensitive so uh Montgomery when was the
Last time we got together I don’t know it it could have been that time in college when you and your friends locked me in the trunk of the car and told me it was stalled on a railroad track right he he wet himself when the train went by fun times
Huh hey who wants some more cheap wine gas so did you guys meet in college or uhhuh I was majoring in animal husbandry isn’t that ironic have you had enough to drink no I can still see you hey I bet dinner’s ready yeah um Dharma made an incredible meal no
Vegetarian lasagna it’s a recipe I learned standing at the knee of my mother in the kitchen of our warm family home really I don’t have to cook I just have to let that climb on top of me D why don’t I um give you a hand with the food oh hey good idea
Okay wow told you those poor poor people what oh I feel bad for them Greg I mean David he’s all tough on the outside but inside there’s a very scared little boy only if he ate one there’s good in every person do you honestly believe that you honestly
Believe there’s something good in David Saunders yes I do and I think that if we show that man a little love his goodness will shine through Dharma he parked me next to the railroad tracks and let me think I was going to die well he didn’t
Put you on the tracks now did he well no and why do you think that is cuz it was his car are so did you like the Lasagna I’ll let you know in an hour uh um um uh you know as it turns out I know someone who knows you you do
Who’s that my parents I guess you’ve been talking to them about buying their house it’s possible I talk to a lot of people yeah you know David actually you might be able to do me a teeny favor they don’t want to sell their house and they’re feeling a little pressured um
Okay see you know I told you they had an angle are your parents those damn church people over in Pleasanton no is it the guy without the voice box in San Bruno oh good because he is creepy please don’t buy my house no her uh her parents are the
Finklestein in Marin the Old Hippie couple who always comes with the door naked they put the door back up well twinter getting nippy you know I I don’t know what brain of bananas there smoking but I offered them a great price for that Shack they should have taken it well you have to
Understand I mean they built that house with their own hands it means a lot to them really I had no idea yeah and I helped I did all the wiring myself you were also an electrician well I was homeschooled it was my seventh grade science project you know uh Dharma I I usually
Try to separate my emotions from my business dealings but you made a very compelling case I have yeah you really touched me good that means I don’t have to okay find the queen I don’t know it’s right in the middle oh I knew it okay let’s try again find the
Queen here I’ll give you a hint oh no no just let the machine pick it up we can’t come to the phone right now please leave a message oh and if you’re calling about the rabbits I’m sorry they’ve all been adopted what rabbits I found a bunch of rabbits didn’t I tell
You D your father Larry okay somehow this David Saunders guy found out we built the house ourselves and now we got building inspectors all over the place saying it’s not up to code so uh call me bye this was Larry can’t believe he did that I told you he
Was evil now will you just please let me handle this my way no Rak I refuse to believe that this man does not have a shred of humanity not going to call him now what happened to find the queen check your shorts don’t worry we’re going to do
Something real fun with that later so I thought if you could see how much this house is a part of them you change your mind check it out check it out kitchen SL planetarium see all the constellations except that big water standing when the bathtub overflow
Bathtub I didn’t know you had a second story oh we don’t come on I’ll show you the rest of the house come on what is this it’s my old room where do you sleep right here it’s a gas during an earthquake how’d you get this in here my
Parents built the room around it we had to raise the roof this summer I had my gross frks I kept knocking myself Out oh hey check this out my dad made it it’s Nixon I am not a crook you so where are your parents well they’re really upset so that’d be better if I showed the house without them around okay why don’t we just cou up the chase I think we both know why we’re
Here we do you want to sleep with me so I won’t take your parents’ house what not making any promises but uh give it your best shot okay okay this is not turning me on oh really what we try this that’s good for me you want to go
And get her do you need some time I I can’t believe he came on to you that’s it I’m I’m going to hurt the guy I’m going to hurt him bad no Greg listen to me if you wrestle a pig you only get dirty and the pig has all the fun
What it’s true I learned that when I was an Auctioneer in Iowa you were an Auctioneer in Iowa hey there’s somebody at the door I hear somebody at the door got to answer the door got to answer the door hey L at the door L going once lry going twice
Hey l l lry at the door whoa is everything going really fast right now what’s up dve sandas is suing us what yeah he say you pushed him off the trampoline and he injured his back okay you don’t have to hit me in the head with Korn let’s get
Him and you know your son he’s going to pursue every legal option he can to destroy this man of course but what I want is much worse which is why I come to you dma you look so pretty to me right now thank you now you you have several options
Open to you do you want to hurt him personally professionally or psychologically yes look at her Edward she’s positively glowing now you’ll need to dig up some dirt on this man okay how do I do that kitty who was that investigator you had following me during our little trouble in the
70s you know when I had the perm no I don’t I don’t use him anymore really I thought I saw him in the steam room at the club the other day no I’m sure you didn’t and behind me on the Bay Bridge a guilty conscience needs no accuser
Edward is there something you want to tell me uh I’ve been peeing out in the backyard okay I think I pretty much know how to handle this I’ll leave you guys alone all right the minute he leaves the house we tail him look there he is quick duck
Down what’s he doing I don’t know looks like he’s taking something in a big garbage bag out to the garbage what do you think it is I think it’s garbage 9:18 subject takes out what appears to be garbage any more hoos NOP all gone 919 ran out of
Hoos string cheese nope also out of string cheese how long have we been out here in 10 minutes it’ll be a half hour so bored I’ll tell you what why don’t we take shifts I’ll keep watch while you get some shed ey excellent [Laughter] idea Mo away away away okay do you think
Think anybody heard that I don’t know better cover Road Hog Jane we’ve been here for 40 minutes we have to do something we could go look through his garbage for evidence or shoes rich people throw out shoes oh wait wait wait wait wait mask mask Jack Jack
You brought rubber gloves didn’t you I didn’t know we were going to be going through his trash neither did I okay let’s see what we got here he has a cat we’ll start with this one oh yeah got him what cans bottles newspapers the man doesn’t recycle
Monster can you take this one I’ll take this one oh he’s got a cat sick cat I think you know I never imagine I’d ever be doing anything like this you never really loved the woman have you don’t move oh God not again drop your pants do a little
Dance what are you doing here same thing you’re doing going through his garbage did everyone bring rubber gloves but me wait where’d you get the idea to do this your mother what about you I thought you were pursuing legal options I did I I bared in paperwork I filed a
Motion for a restraining order and then I was talking to my mother look at this jerk doesn’t recycle oh man smells like he owns a monkey hold it right there justice department Treasury Department San Francisco library Oregon donor what are you guys doing here we’re investigating Saunders for tax fraud
Okay but first Jane and I go through the trash and then bring and Pete and then you you guys ma’am we’re agents of the Internal Revenue Service conducting an official investigation and that gives you the right to cut in line let me handle this uh how long have you guys been investigating Saunders
About 6 years we know he’s dirty but we haven’t been able to find anything [Applause] hello good night what you doing hi you remember me I’m Dharma and this is Greg and this is my friend Jane and this is Greg’s friend Pete and this is Arthur John Arthur and John from the
Treasury Department and we’re a little upset with your husband so we were just looking for some stuff to kind of nail him to the wall yeah would you like the second set of books with all the attx fra stuff in it yeah cool work yeah wait here okay 6
Years did you ever think to ask well what do you think it’s a lot easier than I thought I told you once you get it bouncing it does half the work for you Dharma are you done yeah Abby Greg how about you yes Abby I heard the spring stop so I brought some
Snacks oh cool just like high school oh no what’s the rule all right you’re the first Oh it’s more a 6 foot also I didn’t get it when you make an appointment that means somebody’s expecting you okay well now you’ve completely changed your story haven’t you is there a problem here no no everything’s fine Chief Cod orange Cod orange I’m Rick Sanderson I went to the
Same law school as Greg Montgomery I made an appointment to see him through the Alumni Association so he is expecting me this is the third story he’s told me morning Larry Walter hey Greg oh Greg Montgomery you don’t have to answer that I’m Rick Sanderson oh great uh come
On up oh thank you so much for taking the time to see me Mr Montgomery oh please call me Greg my my dad’s Mr Montgomery oh yes sir okay cancel Code Orange resume code green yeah so but the coolest thing was is Mr Montgomery let me sit in on a
Meeting with the legal department you really can call me Greg right I’m sorry it’s just how I was brought up it’s not because you’re old or anything he’s getting there did you tell him what I found in the shower this morning it didn’t come up Dharma so does your wife know that she’s
Married to a legend oh sure that part of the shower story you tell them I imagine he’s talking about something else yeah see every fall the third year law students do something to freak out the first years so the story is Greg passed out fake campus maps at orientation so everyone looking for
Constitutional law wound up at the communication art film they’re still talking about that huh oh it’s ancient history oh no kidding well anyway I I should probably get going thanks for dinner and everything sure sure uh you know let me know if there’s anything else I can do
Yeah just don’t call in the afternoon cuz that’s when he takes his nap I said that’s when you take your nap thanks again de see you later come on you’re not really upset are you just grumpy I’m a grumpy old guy I mean you’re not old you can’t tease
Real old guys cuz they yell and shake their canes at you I know you’re teasing but that kid out there giving me the business seriously thinks I’m an old guy you think maybe it’s because you say things like giving me the business all right all right that kid that was dissing me
Dissing it’s habitap um Greg yeah how long has this bronze army guy been in here so you don’t put it in ziplock or something it can get crusty I don’t believe this I’ve been eisenh Howard Rick must have snuck this in through the back door when he came in
Here to get water okay why no when I was in law school there was this club then and we used to play this crazy game and apparently they still do I’ll bet he got the glory schneer it’s not jump to any conclusions the glory schneer is that little ceramic
Doggy lighter and and and it’s like the trophy you know and the guy who has it is the big dog and I had it for like 10 years wow okay just for the record I married you without even knowing you were the big dog well I’m not anymore that little
Punk now coming in here taking your little Glory schneer giving you the business let’s get him back D it’s not that easy this game has very specific rules invented by very drunken law students we have 23 hours to switch it back we have to be invited into the
Victim’s home and because it’s the re Eisenhower which is the response to the Eisenhower I’d have to get a photo of Rick with the head in front of the Jamaican flag the Jamaican flag not all the guys were drunk sounds like a blast let’s do it
It’s you know I used to have fun doing this when I was in law school but I also had fun you know playing the I object drinking game in moot Court I’m I’m I’m grown up now oh great you play games you play golf you play tennis last night we
Played pizza boy at the women’s prison I’m I’m not going to do this why cuz I’ve got two gray hairs one now besides I think it makes you look distinguished sorry I’m late I was making really good time so I just kept going whatever I hit all the green lights you
Can’t pass up a thing like that pickl Stein it doesn’t matter you can come in late you can come in early you can sleep here you can stay home it really doesn’t matter what you do wow you are a very nice man no actually I’m a bit of a
Bastard but with you my hands are tied why because your daughter is married to Ed Montgomery’s son go on whoa welcome big dog say hello to your glory schneer recovery team I thought I’d made it pretty clear that I’ve hung up the schneer I can’t hang up a schneer that you don’t have
Greg now hear me out ladies now Rick Sanderson lives in a four-story apartment building on Post Street according to reliable sources at 6:30 Rick leaves for an hour workout at the gym at 6:31 Marcy will approach the doorman she’s hysterical she lost her grandmother’s brooch in the bushes
At that moment Simone will walk by and relieve the doorman of his keys wait a minute D it’s not that easy to pick someone’s pocket Simone hands the keys off to Pete Pete Susan enter the building using the stolen Keys Pete and Susan enter apartment 4C directly above
Rick’s apartment docup are way on their honeymoon the woman in 4B gives it 6 months Max Pat and Susan now place the Eisenhower head into a hollowed out Panda doll which they attach to a rope and take into the bathroom by this time Rick is back he is stopped by Simone I’m
Going dancing tonight with my girlfriends and I can’t decide which is sexier my low cut cashmir sweater or my sheer blast could you help me decide they agree she’ll come to his apartment to model the outfits later Rick looks forward to this Rick suspects nothing as he passes
The neighborhood bag lady Ruby or is it Ruby the pigeon is in the Building now for reasons we don’t fully understand Rick owns a large stuffed panda hang on how do you know that Pete took some pictures from across the street oh peace some of those are from another case I’m working on anyway there’s a knock at Rick’s door
It’s Susan my water was turned off in the middle of a shower can I finish in your apartment Rick shrugs a woman in a towel is never a Bad Thing Susan hides the towel being careful not to disrupt any of Rick’s possessions she also retrieves the panda at this point Simone swings into
Action most likely Rick approves as Simone heads to the bathroom to change into outfit number two you my distinguished friend arrive as a parcel delivery man looking handsome as a man in uniform always does wait a minute you’ll recognize me no he won’t because you’ll be wearing my father’s Oliver
North mask what Oliver North M the one he wored the Iran Contra protest that no one got because it looked like di [Applause] Clark knock knock delivery now Rick might be suspicious of a delivery guy but because he looks like Dick Clark if he suspects anything it would be that he’s won some
Sort of sweep Stakes hang on hang on it wouldn’t look like dick clarky look like a guy in a mask the point is you’ll be disguised you can wear what you wore last Halloween I’m a pirate delivery guy you find a disguise anyway you occupy Rick
For a moment at the door how introduce him to your parrot meanwhile Simone unrolls the towel and tacks it to the wall on the reverse side is the flag of Jamaica she sets the fake panda bear in position when Rick sees the flag he’s confused at that moment Simone unveils
The Eisenhower head Rick looks around for a camera but hey you’re just a delivery guy holding a [Applause] package the team reunites in front of the building they calmly walk to the van and simply drive Away [Applause] yeah I’m in yes John how’s it going two days not a pu great Great have you been Rick laugh everyone’s in position where’s your mask dma I told told you a mask isn’t going to work I stopped and picked up this you’re going to be a fisherman stage wup the subtle illusion of character you don’t know about stage makeup for your information I was in
Four Hasty Pudding reviews at Harvard and in our summer camp variety show I performed an excerpt from Mark Twain tonight I got a standing ovation okay here you are ma’am AAR we’re acting you have to make it believe cheap skate Mar that’s your cute Oh I thought you really had an itch thank
You can I help you I lost my yes I’m sorry I can’t lie to you I I haven’t lost anything hands off Columbus you just discover enough make it look real two words breath mint what happened I’m sorry I should have told you I’m a terrible liar is the
Part of the delivery person still open okay fine don’t lie but but just distract him go Simone uh hi remember me we met earlier uh actually we didn’t meet uh oh I like your shoes man would you like me to call you a cab oh uh no thanks oh uh
Uh what do you call that what uh an awning oh hey Keys got snagged on my sweater did you even bring the pirate outfit I have another idea it’s no good his keys are in a chain all I could get was his wallet his watch and his nicotine
Patch okay well that doesn’t really help and it’s kind of mean oh my God here hor Rick what did he do like one sit up I’m going to go get some more Cutters forget the Cutters the keys just get in position py py py burn the cake no keys
No keys Make Your Move pretty lady make your move oh she’s really into it oh Einstein she’s saying we got to get in there somehow okay here follow me hi how you doing listen uh you got a cigarette piece of gum yeah sure give it to me come on you had
Gum look we’re housing for the people in forc and we need a key oh okay look do me a favor they’re smokers give me a pack of cigarettes lights menthols whatever the reports of my death are greatly exaggerated so what do you think look you’re a beautiful woman I’m sure you
Look great in whatever you wear maybe I wasn’t clear okay there’s a good chance you’re going to see my breasts and there’s also a good chance that you have a giant boyfriend who will chain me to the toilet and you’ll end up with my stereo dude maybe you wouldn’t be be so
Worried about some giant boyfriend if you spent more than 5 minutes at the gym hey okay call dhama and let him know we’re in all I was saying was that there was a moment during that kiss where it shifted from acting they not acting one more inappropriate remark and I’m out of
Here one all right why don’t I just go in the bedroom get comfortable and whatever happens after that’s up to you’re disgusting how was that disgusting panda panda panda okay hold on where are you going someplace where somebody wants to see my breasts can that wait okay what are you doing out here
I’m not going to spend one more minute with that Pete what happened with Susan why is she talking about me just cover for her what do you think too much no no no no no no it’s the subtle illusion of character hey uh sorry to bother you man
I was taking a shower down the hall and for some reason my hot water went up do you mind if I rinse off in your shower your hair’s not even wet let’s not make a big deal out of this okay buddy you crazy man just hey don’t hey package
Package call the cops no D we have to be invited ask him where the phone is uh uh where’s your phone it’s in the kitchen there’s the invitation come on Greg not Hardley Junior open the towel open the towel show the flag make it over here PE consider yourself Eisenhower junr hello
Glory so long sucker this is nice what is this velour listen I could do some security stuff if you wanted did you Slinky make it down all 40 flights yeah you have to restart it on The Landings I take some of the fun out of it huh yeah hi Walter when
Did you get the croquet set outside oh I can’t take all the credit for that listen Abby I know I said we were going to go up to the roof and do it on the Hort but I’m feeling a little guilty about work you sure I was listening to
Garrison Keeler in the car don’t worry your little Prairie Home Companion will be back later okay don’t work too hard no good God lame Solitaire is not working late Edward if you don’t want to see Mandy Patinkin in concert why don’t you just say so I don’t want to see
Manny Patinkin in concert but it’s a little late for that now isn’t it listen Ed I really appreciate you’re looking out for me but I just don’t think it’s right my getting special treatment around here okay Walter no more special treatment for finlin thanks Ed finlin you’re fired fired anything else
Larry Edward dear we have to go you all love to happy we did it this calls for champagne I’ll meet you in the bed you got it big dog get ready for the fur to fly Greg look oh no what can’t just leave the head like that
There’s got to be rules for re reisen [Laughter] howerington do mhm we absolutely don’t do anything Dharma I’m too old for this no you’re not it’s just what you’ve been doing with your hair lately you know there’s a time in your life for sneaking busts of Eisenhower
Into people’s dorm rooms and there’s a time in your life for putting that behind you says who everyone believes that I don’t well if we keep going it gets pretty crazy bring it out baby hey you ever done it with an old guy in a room full of
Ducks that depends how many is a room [Laughter] Full may I help you I’m here to apply for the security guard job nice try p k was worth a shot here okay well you’re already on your way [Laughter] H you know we’re we’re fine of course we’re fine we’re fine we are Mr and Mrs fine I mean I taught three yoga classes yesterday I was taking depositions till 10:00 so we’re tired so we fell asleep during sex during sex lobby of the Trans America building noon yesterday
But she took our duck why did she take our duck um it’s just a little game we play used to play what kind of game it’s really kind of silly actually I mean whoever has sex in the weirdest place gets to keep the duck so how did we get the
Duck remember that time we did it in the trol car wait a minute we we did that to get a doctor no no we did it cuz we were Newly Weds and we were madly yeah now your Victory lap makes sense I don’t know I sure wasn’t at the
Time don’t worry it’ll never happen again I mean cuz now Jane’s got the duck and she should you know because she’s young she’s single we’re married you know I mean our relationship is way more mature I mean we are more but sure go put on something with snaps or
Velcro we got work to do what are you talking about we’re getting that duck bag yeah you the man mgy you are [Applause] [Applause] miss us attorney huh yep he knows Janet Reno son of a gun hey Lou have we ever caught a US attorney making Whoopi on the BART before don’t think so Hey listen could I get a Polaroid of you guys we kind of have this wackiest collar contest going smile
Honey this could beat the streaking Rabbi there they are oh jeez are you kids okay sure yeah Didn’t I teach you to always make a run for it we tried Larry but um Greg tripped on his pants didn’t you honey okay well don’t worry baby we’ll
Get you out of here we’d like to post bail please sure just fill this out wait a minute Mel officer Mel Abby Abby O’Neal oh my god look Larry it’s officer Mel Mel you old Pig how the hell are you freaky finklin oh oh man Dar do you remember obster M oh
No no she’s not going to remember me you were breastfeeding her the last time I arrested you guys oh yeah hey was it the anti-nuke thing no it was the pro breastfeeding thing that’s right I held you all the way to the station after we cuffed your
Mom isn’t that sweet honey you know that little card you have with your baby fingerprints on it Mel did that I love that thing Mel thank you Hey listen I didn’t know this was your daughter give me that back your bail is no good here oh my
A thanks Mom okay we’re out of here kids okay well thanks for everything we’ll see you later Craig Hey listen listen you guys don’t have to get arrested to stop in and say hello you know we’ll call you next week 911 easy to remember what if we had sex at Fisherman’s
Warf Fisherman’s Warf let’s see yeah the police patrols are 18 minutes apart 18 minutes I don’t know if that’s uh enough time yeah yeah yeah yeah save it for your letter to Penthouse buddy hey hey what’s going on we’re getting that duck back really I thought
You gave up on that idea no I uh gave up getting arrested here check this out yeah this is a highly classified database of the San Francisco Police Department really how’d you get it it was on the internet what about the hay Ashbury no won’t get us to duck back Jean’s done it
There alcatra Jane Golden Gate Bridge twice second time she kept a guy from jumping you know there’s something I really like about that Jane but I can’t quite put my finger on it wait a minute how did we win the duck on a lousy trolley car she spotted me
100 points cuz it was you how about that your sex handicaps higher than your golf handicap hey honey how about we do it right in the middle of your golf course next Sunday oh gee honey I was kind of hoping to play next Sunday okay hey how about where you work
Jane oh sorry I just fantasizing for a second I’m talking right in front of the courthouse on the steps to the main entrance oo I like it it’s bold it’s daring it’s risky so we’ll do it at like what 4 in the morning against the rules
There Are Rules yeah the duck can’t be won between midnight and 8:00 a.m. wouldn’t be bold it wouldn’t be daring wouldn’t be risky okay so try to find someplace that would work tomorrow night say 9 10:00 wait a minute aren’t you going to watch the last episode of Seinfeld oh yeah forget
That Friday night hang on not so fast Dharma I want to get the duck back as much as you do but everybody in the country is going to be watching the last episode of Seinfeld exactly oh so you’re saying butter up your Dipper cuz tomorrow we
Ride hot and heavy come in this is emission control over feed it was funny the first hundred times now it’s over over are you in launch position over uh we’re still on Route and man is it Eerie out here there’s not a soul in sight the show hasn’t even started yet
Over I’ll keep an eye on it for you tell you when they go to commercial or a boring part with George’s parents over hey your phone’s ringing hello Pete why don’t we just use the phone cuz we got walkie-talkies tell her it’s a guy thing over Roger on a guy thing over Dharma
It’s a guy thing okay I get it over and out dharm Ma you don’t say over and out on the phone girls copy Hey where’s Dharma well she’s out they’re both out so what are you doing here I’m just watching the last episode of Seinfeld uhhuh what’s the walkie-talkie for it’s a dog
Toy we’re at the uh steps of the courthouse let us know when it’s safe to commence foreplay a copy on the forl out they’re going for the duck they’re using Seinfeld as cover and you’re helping them wait wait wait Who you calling I not giving up the duck
That easy putting a stop to this I can’t let you do that yes you can cuz as soon as I’m off the phone I seduce you over to my side okay it’s 5 after 9: should we just go no we’re supposed to wait for Pete’s signal where is
He emission control this is hot and heavy come in hello Pete come in Pete touch it and the fun is is over okay but how exactly is this seducing me you know you love it Pete come in breaker breaker something’s wrong maybe we should bail great the streets are still
Empty what about the cops the cops are all watching Seinfeld can you believe this this whole City’s inside watching TV I know hey San Francisco must see this karmaa let’s not push our luck I’m sorry I couldn’t Resist this so cool I know I think we’re going to get away with it oh that Kramer oh man that was close are you okay I don’t know if I can do this Dharma okay listen to me Greg imagine that we’re on a desert island laying on
The beach making love while the waves crash over our naked body are we wearing sunscreen come Montgomery doing out here just um uh trying out our new pool raft want to try it out in your pool uh don’t have one yet yet I if we like the raft we’re going to get the
Pool are you okay we’re fine Mr and M fine don’t worry about us you don’t want to be late to watch Seinfeld yeah right my whole family is sitting home watching Seinfeld he’s a nice guy how do you know he’s my new boss harder we’re going to do the regular stuff too
Right Edward you don’t have to put money in the meter it’s after 6:00 well better safe than sorry what the hell are my parents doing here Jean probably called them why okay see it’s called duck block and you’re totally a come on well I don’t understand what exactly
Did the reporter say to you well she said that Greg was going to hold an emergency press conference on the steps of the courthouse obviously it was a prank call well who would have done such a thing probably dingdong Dum did you just call me dingdong Dharma
I think we have big bigger problems sure shle you ding-dong remember the first time we came here what are you talking about we went into that building across the street to get our marriage license then we came back over here and we shared a hot pretzel I can’t believe you remember
That it was one of the best days of my life Edward that is the sweetest thing you have ever said to me oh you oh oh cute your parents are totally nashing oh K don’t worry there’s nobody about everybody’s home watching that show about the Jewish fellow yes
But remember the best way to spice up your marriage is to do at someplace we can get caught that’s what ding-dong always says that time I definitely heard ding-dong well if I could ever look her in the eye again I’ll yell at her now we’ve got to get out of here I don’t
Think we can without them seeing so I’m supposed to just sit here while my parents are I can’t even say it oh my what do we have here Fourth Amendment search and seizure Fifth Amendment self-incrimination I’m going to forgive your mother for the name calling cuz what they’re doing
Right now is so good for their marriage spey trial sth Amendment oh me like that’s it we’re getting out of here Oh Captain My Captain well there still half hour left to Seinfeld where do you want to go all night therapist Greg stop joking around we’re
Running out of time I don’t think I can do this D I’m seriously traumatized fine we’ll just go home I guess thank you I mean you know parents have a better sex life than ours so What you’re a deli square and I know what you’re doing still work [Laughter] this isn’t leading to sex at all is it never know that Kramer how does he get himself in situations like that well excellent Gambit with Greg’s parents thank you I was hoping you you’d recognize my Evil
Genius nevertheless we escaped and your Insidious plan has been thwarted Dara why are you talking like you’re in a bad spy movie it’s part of the rules oh fored I don’t think so you’ve been duck locked all contract we’re going to do it in the middle of giradelli square duck
Mate K why did you tell her where we’re going don’t worry she’ll think I’m lying right now she’s probably on her way to the Golden Gate Bridge they’re going to giradelli square what makes you think that she told me see you smoothie wait a minute we’re not done
Here you got the other leg and sex guess I got the rest of my night plann Kramer greig we only have 15 minutes where do they come up with this stuff well let’s get to it is enough foreplay for for me oh there’s Greg and [Applause] Dharma done
Done no nobody said it had to be good you’re right we did it we did it really bad but we did it come on let’s get dressed hey where are the raincoats they were right here Dam [Applause] you [Applause] She took the car yeah but she left the duck we don’t let keas to the duck keep Running hey small world oh kill me kill me first hey you know what Kitty Greg and I worked really hard but I think you guys deserve this what is it it’s a duck that’s not a duck it’s a goose yes but captain my captain Goose does not [Applause] rhyme It’s 4 to 6 foot
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