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Liverpool vs West Ham Carabao Cup watchalong with Mark Goldbridge.

Are you hanging up yes I’m on the wrong bloody Channel you’re a idiot goldbridge you’ve done it again you’ve done it again you’re you’re still on the United stand which means you can’t talk to anyone because there’s no live chat well that’s the that’s your fault you’ve only got yourself to blame you’re

Basically talking to a screen hello everybody Welcome to that’s football I am Mark goldbridge for Liverpool against West Ham holding time filling time till I can find my live chat which I think I’ve just found I’ve got it well done so yes we’ve got West Ham against Liverpool

Tonight live uh on that’s football hope you’re in doing very very well uh so we’ll get straight into the the team news I think here actually that would be a good start um penalty shootout last night we might get another penalty shootout remember the teams in the quarterfinal or already chosen apart

From Liverpool West Ham you’ve got Chelsea who won on penalties we watched that last night you’ve got Fulham who won on penalties against Everton and you’ve got Middlesboro who beat Port Vale I don’t know when the draw is I’m going to take a rough guess that the

Draw is tonight uh but uh we will see um team news for Liverpool they’ve made a few changes that is sort of a mixture between strong and weak kellerer Gomez K Quanza van djk SAS sabosa Endo Jones Elliot Nunes and gakpo so no place for Salah he’s on the bench with Diaz

Trent Alexander Arnold um canate is on the bench as well however West Ham relatively strong for them of course West Ham are playing Manchester United Saturday lunchtime I don’t want to take advantage from uh teams that are doing well but I’m quite happy that West Ham

Seem to have gone quite strong for this game when they’ve got a game on Wednesday uh Saturday lunchtime uh arola in goal kual MAV Ranos ogon Johnson suek Alvarez kudus Ben Rama fornells and boen uh on their bench Ward prous you would expect to start petta you would expect

To start Zuma you would expect to start so they’ve probably got three or four players uh changed as well uh as we know uh Liverpool have got as well so there we go uh why did the Career Mode start stop says CS well literally if you watch

The career mode you’ll know why I stopped it because I said it on the last video are you a pratt I stopped it CU I got fed up of the AFC which I think is basically um I may revisit it in the new year but I basically threw threw my controller in

In the in the pram out of the pram uh I might come back but um yeah RJ says B team for both sides well you’re a pratt how can it be be teams for both sides when uh both teams have got half the first team out um Matthew says the offline gameplay

Is is horrific and uh mark would you have taken James Ward prous at United no no James Ward prow is not an Arsenal player he’s not a man united player he’s not a Liverpool player he’s not a man City player he’s not um a you know he’s

Not he’s uh he’s a West Ham player but no he’s he’s not he’s not a Spurs player either he’s uh James Ward prous is a mid-table premier league player uh he deserves to be in the England team but I I wouldn’t put him I wouldn’t put him

There um I think this game tonight could be very very interesting I think Liverpool are not as strong as they could be which might give West Ham a chance and I suspect that this game will be decided by whoever makes their strong Subs sooner I mean for example I think

Um I think if Liverpool gets Salah on in the second half that will uh that will make a big difference uh but I’m going to say Liverpool will come through it because they’re are field but I do think West Ham might give him a game and you

Know as a Manchester United fan this is this is um this is quite an interesting game as well because we’re playing them as I said Saturday lunchtime so it’s an interest I don’t I don’t get to see West Ham play that often I haven’t seen West Ham play that much so watching their

Style of play and sort of predicting how it’ll work against United is quite interesting Super League ruling tomorrow in court says Rahul what does that mean don’t worry I haven’t got small hands these cans massive they’re absolutely massive it’s Christmas so what a standard can is normally about

What this is a this has got 500 this is 570 mil 570 mil that’s a big can that is uh West Ham are the blueprint to beating the high press says ke Robinson it’s a pint can it is a pint can everyone’s saying it’s a it’s a massive can can

It’s a pint can uh right we’re about ready to go here get get your funny scenario questions in as well we like to have a bit of real life in the show as well um we’re not Runing yet I thought he started a game come come on

Ref I hate referees who have everybody ready and then don’t do it here we go um uh uh uh a that what am I doing what am I doing I’ve lost me live chat again uh talk to yourself that’s all right okay okay how’s your finger Mark says Joel it’s

Getting there I mean it’s physio isn’t it you just got to do got to get a lot of physio in it I think it is getting better but it’s strange I’ve never really had an injury before where you have to do Physio and you know physio is a long

Process isn’t it because it’s it’s just gradually slowly gets better um Jack says in in insult him he can’t see it oh you’re a lovely guy Jack you’re a lovely guy Jack um who’s your favorite Sid Man Mark says Grace good question do you like Jager Bomb says

Phil Mitchell I’ve not had one for ages cudos to shine say power play We I’m looking I’m I think this will be a better game than Newcastle Chelsea last night and um it’s interesting isn’t it man united the sandwich in this we played Liverpool at the weekend and we’re playing West Ham on

Saturday so but we’re not in the caraval cup anit says West Ham got smacked by Fulham I’m keeping my expectations low against Paul says anet matoma or Bailey says florz official oh matoma easy easy matoma hey h p says I’m going to go with a Liverpool 3-

Win it’s a ball out the bat by West Ham I think Liverpool will uh Liverpool will want to win this won’t they it’s another opportunity to win a trophy and if you look who’s left in the tournament as well I mean Chelsea are so inconsistent and unreliable um I think that

Uh Liverpool would feel like G West Ham’s kicking really here happy says I think uh Kudos will struggle tonight without Ward prous and petta and Callum with an update that anyone who had points from salanki on FPL got them removed after the fixture got rescheduled W that was always

Inevitable and and probably quite uh um intelligent really um can I just say we nearly hit 77,000 last night but we didn’t we are 969 we are 32 subscribers away from um 77,000 so please do subscribe bottom right hand corner get involved with the channel uh thank you very much welcome

To that’s football uh don’t forget our big game uh our big our big watch along our next big watch along and it’s probably the biggest game of the season in fact I’m going to describe it as the biggest game of the season and also who

Will be top at Christmas that is old cup uh it’s uh West Ham not West Ham man united I’m doing that on the United stand it’s Liverpool against Arsenal which is going to be a fantastic uh game oh this could be one nil blocked from sbos but they’re still on the

Attack West Ham look a little bit sloppy defensively at the moment it was a good it was a good block from sabosa shot who who I think has looked a little bit like um you know this was a good effort by him but I think over the last month or so he’s um

He’s fell off a bit hasn’t he after a great start to the season James says what games are 3M on Saturday I don’t I’m not doing a watch along I don’t think there’s anything that really takes my fancy I had a look so you’ve got Fulham Burnley lutan lutan lutan against

Newcastle uh Man City brenford postponed Forest Bournemouth Tottenham Everton um I mean Tottenham Everton might be reasonable but um I’m doing West Ham Man United at half 12 and then Liverpool against Arsenal at half five I think I’m on talk sport after that as well and I’ve got to be honest I

Don’t know whether whe whether you like me but I feel like Eminem at the moment I’m doing so much rapping it’s ridiculous I literally cannot have a Saturday where I’m just sat there from 12:00 till 9:00 at night streaming and watching football I’ve got a it’s Christmas Eve on Bloody

Sunday you got to put I watched home I’ll tell you what I did do today family time me and Seb got home from school got the celebrations out we sat and watched home alone in front of the fire that’s a that’s a that’s that’s a proper Christmas memory 202

3 and I no phones no phones just just two people enjoying the moment just sat and watch time alone start stop to finish start to finish lovely stuff I do love that I do love that I saw picture I saw a picture on Facebook

Um the other day and I don’t know why it popped and Facebook’s gone I don’t go on Facebook really um I don’t I don’t lovely ball through today’s offside um remember no V tonight so it should be a good quick game um but Facebook Facebook recommendations are

Weird at least on Insta it’s always stuff that you know you follow and stuff but on Facebook they you very rarely see anything that’s relevant to you anyway I mean I had Facebook recommend ations today had a picture of Cameron Diaz in her knickers turned around and I was

Like what’s this filth I was going to complain to Facebook I was like what what is this filth why are you recommending this stuff to me I’ve got no idea it’s an outrage but um one of their other um one of their other recommendations was um it was a

Picture of a river I think it might have been the river temps in uh London and um it was a picture of the river temps in 1904 and people were skating on it it had Frozen and people were skating on it I thought I’ve got to look at the

Comments here because people will be going on about global warming which they were um but there was a comment there so you got this picture in black and white of all these people skating on a frozen River temps you’d never do that now you’d never do that now um I don’t think

It’s possible for it to freeze now actually but um in the comments it said look at that people just enjoying the moment not a phone Insight well I did laugh because I thought well obviously there was no phones around then but that’s not what he’s on about he’s just

On about how uh yeah it’s uh people living in the moment uh did you enjoy Home Alone yes Liam I think home alone is one of those films you just have to watch every Christmas I’m I feel quite sad now I’ve watched it actually I look forward to watching it every year but

Um Seb doesn’t finish school until Friday that’s ridiculous absolutely ridiculous fancy finishing school on the 2 second oh I tell you that what though I said to Seb I would have loved that as a kid and he was like why and I said because I remember one Christ I remember

One Christmas when I was at school we broke up on the Friday and the Christmas wasn’t until the following Sunday but it wasn’t the Sunday after the Friday so it would have broke up on like the 17th or something like that and then we were

Back in school on like the second and I was saying it’s rubbish because you wait you got all that time off before Christmas where you can’t play with your presents I said at least this one couple of days off play with your presents for two weeks I haven’t got you any but

Hypothetically Thomas is in work until Friday of course some people we will be working uh Christmas Eve Christmas Day not just for religious reasons money can’t get it off good shot just wide Harvey Elliot um I might do pH I might do Villa Sheffield United on on Friday night WM

I’m thinking about it I’m thinking about it um somebody in the chat there broke up on Friday and doesn’t go back till the 8 would you work Christmas Day Mark well if they announce we’re signing if they announce we’re signing a player would yeah it’s all Liverpool at the moment

Another good cross coming in the box but West Ham clear I tell you what uh peacock tale uh the baddy is um in the terror is um I need to I want to watch the terror again it was I loved that series I’m going to watch the

Terror again where is the terror is it on um Atlantic sky West Ham Under Pressure here says CT they are I sense a Liverpool goal coming they’re all over West Ham at the moment it’s very oneway traffic of course Liverpool were unable to break down the Mighty Man United on Sunday can they

Break down West Ham hi Mark what have you got said for Christmas says Josh I can’t tell you that there are there are 9,000 people watching here and there’s bound to be an that would would would let him know he hasn’t got a clue what he’s

Getting so uh um all I’ll say is made a big mistake with him last year um I wrongly told people he liked Lego this is a true story I wrongly told people he liked Lego I knew I’d made a mistake when his big present was the Lego fire

Station it was big he was very excited he opened it up and I saw on the look of his face he don’t want Lego and it got so bad when my auntie came around on boxing day and gave gave him a present he shook it before he opened it put it

On the table and went it’s Lego isn’t it before he even opened it what I couldn’t believe it I almost sent him to his room which I’d never do but um yeah so last year was not good I wrongly thought he liked Lego and he really doesn’t so um

I’ve put a put a lot of work into it this year over a number of months so basically my plan was every Saturday morning when he comes in and watches Telly um I make sure we watch channel five because there’s loads of toy adverts and uh I’ll make out that I’m

Not listening and then when he’s going I like that I like that so I’ll be there going putting it into a into my Google doc and um yeah he’s got quite a few things I like Lego nothing wrong with Lego although there was genuinely a lad

At my school who used to put Lego up his ass which always put me off the long bits even though it wasn’t it wasn’t my Lego he was doing it with so he’s got some good stuff quite I would say this year Seb and I quite like this I quite like this

As a kid he’s not really got one big present um he’s got quite a few mid presents um because I you know what I’ve got to be careful in case someone’s listening around one of the kids doesn’t have as many presents as Seb because seb’s my favorite no not really um one

Of the kids hasn’t got as many presents as Seb because they’ve got a big present and the problem with a big present is it costs a lot more than a lot of sebs ones are combined but you only open one present now do you want to open one big

Present or would you be liking to open up 10 decent presents and I think quantity over quality at Christmas can be important obviously I’d rather have a PS5 than you know selection boxes and after shave but um it is it is you know you know you buy

Somebody a big present and you almost feel guilty that they’re only opening one present and you realize how much it bloody cost here we go Liverpool Oh I thought he was going to score there Harvey P Harvey Elliot um I’ve got to be honest though when I

Was a kid I used to like to open loads of presents but the year I got an Amiga 500 plus and well that was close it was close by Harvey Elli it was a good shot the the year I got amga 500 plus I didn’t open my other presents until boxing day I

Wasn’t interested I just wasn’t interested opened it at 4:00 they said you’re coming down to open up your other presents I went no and I they were trying to force me to come down they said it’s rude your grandparents are here and I’m like I’m halfway through a manager save on

Sensible world of soccer I’m not coming down it might be their last Christmas it might be their last Christmas it bloody won’t be they’re only in the mid-50s there’s no history of illness in our family there’ll be next year let me boy let me enjoy Christmas they were like they’ve got

Presents for you you need to come down I said I’m not coming down I’m halfway through a save I’m not coming down it’s probably some bloody socks and and links Africa anyway just say thank you I’ll shout it from here if you don’t come down we’re going

To unplug it I’ll unplug you maybe not now but uh as the oldest son I will have the right to say unplugg her if you’re ever in that situation so I’m warning you now unplug my Amiga and ruin my career mode and if you’re ever in a

Situation where you’re on a plug I will say it’s what she would have wanted and I will unplug you don’t care how old you are uh Mark when’s your birthday says Parker April I forgot to ask this on United stand but why would it’s going to be a

Great show tonight I forgot to ask this on the United stand but why would TBO come to man united when Tottenham are more appealing and we probably won’t know what what to do with him says Jack I don’t care whether he wants to come I don’t care whether he wants to

Come what what does what do he think what does he think he’s going on here your bloody coming how many links Africa sets do you reckon you will get none not after that video I did there was outrage in my family I did a video a couple of I don’t

Even know where the video is I don’t I didn’t take it down um basically I did a video um oh boen I did a video on my mark goldbridge Channel I think it was going for goldbridge remember when I used to do those so I did a video on my channel and

I was talking about Christmas and I said Christmas is a header from nunz just goes wide um I do I’m very happy to have a links Africa sponsorship because actually solid Blake I use I use links I’ve always used it links Oriental Java links Africa is a goat I love it I

Love links so links are stupid not having me as a sponsor because I would do great business for them and myself but um I did a video going for goldbridge um and I was talking about Christmas presents and I said the thing about Christmas is I do like getting

Good presents and a good present to me could be a bottle of Jack Daniels it could be um a mul’s selection box um it could be you know a nice I don’t know pair of pants but what I don’t like what said I don’t like at Christmas is all the presents you get

From peripheral family family that you don’t really need like you know a lyx box set well somebody showed them the clip and there was uproar in the uh in the goldbridge family house that Christmas um you know they surprised me because I said look have you never watched Peter K

When he’s taking the piss out of his mother-in-law it’s called banter well they wouldn’t have it so uh I don’t get links after Africa box sets anymore which is a shame because um yeah the timer is not off it is absolutely bang on 1731 on my screen there and the same

There do a PO says Louie tell me who made you God I’ll pull your plug out in a minute as well give me a give me a recommendation for a poll and I’ll do a poll I’m not your bloody sir Anthony says Phoenix knights was brilliant you know what you know what

You know what gets on my nerves about Peter k i I think this is bloody stupid right you can’t watch Phoenix Knights you can watch the office you can watch Alan Partridge you can watch Only Fools and ERS you can watch Faulty Towers but you can’t watch Fenix Knights

Because Peter K doesn’t like his programs to be available to watch on repeat so you can’t go on Amazon Prime Netflix or anything like that and watch it ridiculous ridiculous that’s like the that’s like the kid who when they get knocked out of Wembley because it’s their ball they say

I’m going home and ruin it for everyone else Richard’s got a plug but it’s not for life support machine yeah I wouldn’t be pulling that plug out my mom would I yeah F that’s filth I was talking about life support machine I’m not I’m not talking about a butt plug that can stay

There if it was ever there that’s disgusting um talking about uh dodgy Christmas presents um I don’t think there’s anything dodgy about buying stuff like that I mean at the end of the day I like presents where I get the benefit as well so um underwear not for my mom or myself I’m

Talking about you know relationships I think that’s always good nice a nice perfume you get the benefit of that you know if you buy a nice perfume for your other half you get to smell it um what else an air fryer yeah buy an air fryer for your misses see what happens

Then I’m I’m uh that you’re in big trouble then aren’t you I actually do know everyone’s saying to gym deal taking too long lawyers aren’t holding it up defo working 14 hours a day to get it done two billion Investments often take time says Alex G thanks for the Super Chat tonight you

Can do that through the dollar sign favorite links scen Paul says Sam don’t even know what a link scene is I actually genuinely this is a true story and I’d love to know if anyone’s got anything like this Sam says get her a vacuum cleaner yeah get her a vacuum

Cleaner and you’ll wake up with that vacuum cleaner on a body part I reckon um which some of you might enjoy but the suction you get on some of these I you know I tried it on my leg once and uh it left a right Mark don’t ever do that if

I if I can teach you anything in life don’t drink and drive definitely don’t do that um don’t piss on an electric fence definitely don’t do that please never ever ever ever put a vacuum on your member you will you will probably suck off your helmet which

Obviously some of you might like the idea of but I’m being serious remember I used to work in the police I’ve spent a lot of time talking to paramedics and they’ve told me a lot of stories and that is quite a prominent one obviously a lot of people think it’s

A good idea the suction on those things imagine the pain you know some vile stories about that never do it never ever do it what’s the price of Jack Daniels in your country says M Parker I don’t know I don’t know Jordan Freeman thank you very much for your Super

Chat anyway the mate says Birds SE ghosts uh just watching Liverpool here um which is what we’re doing um this is a true story I mean I can’t speak about this incredible absolutely incredible um he bought his partner a washing machine for Christmas I just said to him you know

After the divorce why didn’t you run it past us down the PB like what what did you do it on purpose to get a divorce he went oh yeah I really wanted a divorce you know the fact that I’ve lost half my money and I’m paying you know child

Maintenance for the the rest of my life yeah I really thought what a good idea that would be he genuinely thought that because she does the washing of the clothes getting her a new washing machine was good and I was like why and he said well I knew that we’d had I

Didn’t really know what to get her um and it was EI either these expensive earrings or a top of the range washing machine so I thought you know what his heart was in a good place he just made a pratt decision you can’t do that you see for men I

Don’t think there’s an offense if if if my M bought me a drill not that sort of drill um I remember I remember I remember being bought I’ve got it I’ve got it up here where I got it I had it it’s got it I’ve got it around

Somewhere oh I’d show it you if I saw it Oh here it is I got bought this for Christmas genuine look DIY know how with show how that was a Christmas present I’ve never even looked at it sealing a tiled area this is a genuine Christmas present I wasn’t offended Problem

Solver patching a flat roof yeah never going to do that re bedding a Ridge Tile repairing a corner on indoor walls planning a straw bale wall Nails a whole section on nails common Nails clout Nails masonry Nails Square twist yeah never never going to use it

Never going to use it DIY I genuinely got that for Christmas and look it’s it’s quite thick you get that wrapped up you’re not thinking when that that’s quite a big book you that’s wrapped up you’re not thinking it’s a book on DIY you’re thinking o that could be that

Could be anything it could be the Encyclopedia of the world of uh Westeros or maybe it’s uh you know I wasn’t expecting that did I complain no did I care no did I say that’s sexist no however you reverse it I buy that book for a female and it’s the complete guide to

Housekeeping I’m getting locked up and cancelled so I think look we’re all equal now but there is I don’t think men get offended by presents like that but you buy a washing machine for your wife you’re getting cancelled and and divorced I’ve and I’ve had I’ve actually

Had a drill for Christmas as well no it was an electric screw driver not bothered Benny Hill has asked for a poll it’s not the Benny Hill because he’s dead uh either or this is Benny Hill Home Alone Home Alone to good show tonight keep the topics

Coming I take it the game isn’t very exciting then Mark says no I this is just what we do on that’s football and it’s Christmas it’s uh it’s a bit of a chat watching the match the week before Christmas that’s what we do that’s what we do

Um statistically as you can see it’s been a bit oneway traffic so far don’t 62 % eight shots for Liverpool Two On Target nothing from West Ham so it’s oneway traffic uh don’t forget our stats Carousel is sponsored by one football you can download that through the link

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Well check it out reminds me FPL how’s FPL working over Christmas what’s the deadlines we’ve already done this Paul apparently home alone’s way better I don’t even know if I’ll watch uh I tell you what I did watch last night and I would recommend it um Trading Places Trading Places is free to

Watch on Amazon Prime but I I don’t know whether anybody’s watched it um goal goal for sosy he has looked like he was uh winding one up earlier and uh he certainly he certainly wound one up there it got blocked about 10 minutes ago and uh he’s absolutely smacked the

out of this one I didn’t see it to be honest I just saw it hit the back of the net but uh watch this back bad Pass Out West Ham could have been on the break look watch this you just oh my God the technique on that is absolutely

Sensational look hardly any backlift on this shot at all it’s just pure technique oh god he has got one hell of a technique on his shot look at this from behind oh my God what what a technique he’s got it been a bit quiet in recent weeks like I say but um

He’d already wound one up before it got blocked I’m glad he didn’t do that at the weekend because you don’t save those one nil to Liverpool Harish says Donald Trump is in Home Alone too he is he is you’re right what’s going on here now temperamental uh last year my

Girlfriend’s parents got me a packet of air fresheners for Christmas and I haven’t spoken to them since air fresheners what sort David you know what I’d get them this Christmas if if if if you know what what if I got air fresheners from my in-laws this year I’d be getting them mouthwash that’s

Terrible I’ve done Home Alone yeah how was Sir Alex successful under the glazers I suppose he had a bit of Legacy didn’t he that he’d built Jordan Freeman thanks for your Super Chat uh that video where you call out bad presents is called goldbridge drives to Old Trafford for Christmas should we

Get some would you rather going and Mark what do you think is the best Christmas give you gift you can get for your girlfriend says LOL well depends who your girlfriend is Alex G got a Highland Springs multi pack last year God uh are you feeling confident for the

Game against West Ham says mufc yeah I think we need to win it I mean never be totally confident Tashi says love all your shows Kenneth says remember all the Old Dart trains in Dublin they’re getting scrapped in the New Year bad time though Kenneth if we’re being honest anyway I

Was watching uh Alan Partridge no I wasn’t watching Alan Partridge I watched that the other week um that was the Christmas one wasn’t it Knowing Me Knowing you I was watching I think I’ve actually watched a lot of the stuff I need to watch I’ve watched the office

Christmas specials I watched Father Ted Christmas special I’ve watched the Alan Pary Christmas special um I’ve watched home alone I’ve watched National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation I need to watch die hard but I normally back Christmas Eve anyway I watched Trading Places which I haven’t watched for years hold on

Liverpool cross Corner uh watched Trading Places last night which is a bit christmy but um I would class it as a Christmas film watched it last night very good I haven’t watched it in quite a while so I did enjoy it um but I tell you what it’s it’s a funny film it’s

It’s a comedy but they use um RAC racist terms at least three times and they’re still in there and jam Lee Curtis as Zippy is alluding to gets uh arolas out at least three times they don’t make films like that I mean the racism should not be

There I think we can all agree with that but uh it does make you realize that the films they made in the 80s they don’t get made now I’ve seen the Gavin and Stacy Christmas episodes yes Stephen uh saos scored neck but uh do watch Trading Places and then

When you’re watching it Go bloody L goldbridge was right you can’t use that word I haven’t watched violent night silent solid Blake haven’t watched the royal family yet but there’s a good Christmas uh show on BBC 2 on Christmas Day night about Carolina Hearn that I want to watch and

There’s one on Christmas Eve uh on Channel 5 at 9:00 about only NES I want to watch I’m giving you all my tips now I’m doing all right mate please do subscribe to the channel we’re only 10 away from 77,000 thanks everyone for tuning in trading places is well worth a

Watch I really enjoyed it I mean I loved it as a kid anyway I mean again I was watching that when I was a kid no the racism in trading places is out of order I don’t know whether it should be removed though because I don’t know

Where I stand on that and it’s not it’s actually it’s not my place to stand on it at all because I’m not the subject of the racism but um I’m I was surprised it hadn’t been dubbed out let’s put it that way but then again it was of its time

And it exposes the bad people in the film who are bad people and bad people say bad things so Planes Trains and Automobiles is also free to watch on Amazon Prime but I haven’t watched it yet Paula says she always feels down at Christmas just want it to

Go of course Christmas is not always a happy time for some we watched the Grinch already the CH yeah Kane scored again there’s an awful cold going around has it got to you Mark says Jake no it hasn’t got to me yet but as you’ll know from watching my

Content I get sort of allergy sneezers so that’ll just be dust but uh yeah I guarantee you there’ll be somebody in the household who’s ill over Christmas I was Ill last Christmas actually I got I got ill Last Christmas I uh went down to London I was in London wasn’t that’s

Where I got ill I went to London um to do the Saturday social Christmas show and I did it the day before Christmas Eve I woke up on Christmas Eve and I felt like like give someone a gift and they hate it or receive a gift from someone and

You hate it and in both scenarios be both people know the other one hates it Brian I’m not bothered that not none of that bothers me just how I live never approved censorship it’s a slippery slope says Rowell blood moon is out tomorrow says Chris don’t know what that

Is uh good tackle there goes for a corner so Liverpool leading one nil here and uh it’s been a bit oneway traffic West Ham not really done anything do you keep any livestock Mark oh yeah I’ve got a couple of cows on the front garden uh a few a few sheep in the

Back and then chickens in the bedroom FPL fzy not a fan of Wallace and grommet at Christmas Paul says watch violent night headed away I mean West Ham are going to have to do something here because they’re just getting absolutely dominated would you rather wear a Liverpool shirt for a full watch along

Or buy the misses a vacuum for Christmas says Nate I think I’d probably wear a Liverpool shirt for a full watch along it’s I couldn’t I really couldn’t do that it’s it’s horrific um yeah I I actually did contemplate this Christmas um for a joke because I

Do like jokes I mean there is um there one Christmas Eve before before I I was in a I think I no I was in a relationship we just just weren’t spending Christmas together one Christmas Eve I was down the local and um i’ bought my presents but I hadn’t wrapped them all

So my plan was when I got home from the pub on Christmas Eve I was going to wrap the final few presents um needless to say I had a few too many drinks um and uh ended up walking back with my sister and her fiance and and on the way back I was

Like oh I’ve got to wrap some presents I’m so drunk um will you help me rrap them if I tell you who they’re for so she did wrap the presents for me and then I just made up some names because actually she was wrapping some of her

Own which uh went went went down well on Christmas Day I thought she’d see the funny side of it but she didn’t but uh I was planning for a joke on um wrapping up a big box and and putting putting a a load of

Clothes in it so it feel so it’s a big present and it feels really weighty and then writing seb’s name on it and I was going to do it but then I was like he’ll open it up and he’ll be really disappointed when it’s just old clothes

It’s actually that would be horrific I’m I’m glad only thought it what would you do if SE loved Liverpool says dan well it’s never going to happen you can train it out of them I really do not believe that um kids are born kids might be born

With very many Tendencies and I would agree with that but kids are not born fans of football clubs you can definitely manipulate them with sweets presents and Punishment so um if he tried to be a Liverpool fan there would be I’d try the bribery first and then

I’d just resort to you’re grounded until you uh support Manchester United easy answer Dan bar Barry hates Christmas music I I quite like it for a month I quite like it yeah the best Christmas joke I’ve ever done and I’ve told it people before and

It’s a little bit too late for some of you this was brilliant um absolutely brilliant superb it’s the best thing I’ve ever done so basically and people don’t really do it any any more do they and I was around somebody’s house the other day um it was it was somebody I

Knew I wasn’t burgling I don’t need to burgle people I was around someone’s house the other day and um they had loads of cards like loads of Christmas cards and uh I’m actually quite proud that I don’t get Christmas cards not because I’m an environmentalist I’m fuming absolutely fuming about quality

Street don’t get me started on quality Street the the my love for quality street is dead I’m my love for Quality street is dead right there is a tin of quality Street all my life this is Christmas quality Street in right this has always been my life this takes me

Back to in front of the fire at my grandparents on Christmas Eve watching a film 5 years old can I have a quality streak Grandad yeah you can what am I going to have what am I going to have oh I don’t know and you’d open up the Tim

And it would be glistening foil of purple red and gold and it was like Christmas in a tin they’ve now gone to these paper pratts they look rubbish you open it up and it’s Absolut it’s like it’s like looking in the bottom of a budgie cage I’m disgusted my love my

Love for it is gone I want and and you know what you know what they’re going to say it’s for the environment yeah I know I get it but you’ve destroyed Christmas you’ve destroyed Christmas with your paper rappings you’ve probably saved the environment but it’s gone it’s

Gone I used to open that t look at all the different foils and go I’m back in the 80s and now I’m not anyway um back to the card story West Hammer on the attack so I’m quite proud of the fact that I don’t get cards because they’re a

Waste of time um but when cards were a big thing I wrote a card to mother-in-law and mother and sent it to them by it was worth the stamp you can’t put a price on Comedy it was worth it was worth the stamp right so I wrote a card to mother

And mother-in-law and I put two mother-in-law I’m not going to tell your name um from Daryl and Karen and the kids hope you’ve had a great year looking forward to linking up with you in the next uh 12 months um hope your kids are doing well madeup name completely madeup

Name and then to my mom did the same thing again but uh my mom likes quite quite likes horses so I put uh two mom’s name uh and family um Merry Christmas from Kath and Bill uh hope the horses are keeping well looking hopefully we can catch up in 2024 so completely made

Up people that I sent to their houses with a Christmas card with what I’ve just said there written in it put a stamp on it sent it in right early December you again you can’t put a price on Comedy and you got to be patient with proper comedy anyway three weeks later

Just before Christmas go around to their house as you do at Christmas um looking at their cards recognized at the mother-in-laws the one i’ scent she’d put it up she’d put it up she’d put it up and it’s a madeup person and then the next day Christmas Eve and

Around my mom’s house she’s put the card up as well and I thought you know what this is an experiment in people because they don’t know these people but they’ve convinced themselves that it’s genuine just so they can put a card up on their shelf and that’s what people are like

With Christmas cards they’ll put the Christmas cards up that get post through from Charities who were trying to get money from you and pretend it’s from somebody they know one of the that genuinely happened as well it was um I couldn’t believe I I I didn’t

Expect to see either of them I hoped one of them might put it up they both put it up how can you put up a Christmas card from somebody you don’t even know hi Mark what was sabol’s goal like I had to go to Google to spell his name it was a

Very good goal Matthew he’s got a very very good technique can I just say as well Heroes still have foil rappers and so do celebrations shauk says without your streams I don’t think I would have survived lockdown thank you Mark would you would love to

Have a P with pint with you someday says sha it go go and get one now we having one that’s definitely the biggest can of beer I’ve ever had they’re normally about that big Sensational stuff uh how long should men last in bed says Lou is this Agony Bridge

Um that’s not that’s nothing to do with the size of my thing by the way um I think if you’re not if you’re not I mean I don’t want to brag but basically how long how long’s a piece of string if you can’t control it you need to work on

It even as a United fan and United stand fan nothing beats the goldbridge that’s football watch alongs they are very different aren’t they trading cards they are very different uh we’re about to hit half time here I tell you what with V without V though the game just flows a lot quicker

Doesn’t it we’ve literally had 45 minutes one minute’s going to get added on it’s like football before V I love it home alone smacked the out of Home Alone 2 by the way 73% went home alone 27% went home alone too hi Mark Merry Christmas to you and

Your if you want a mini tournament for half time youth player of the season so far is an option to try says Blakey I’d need eight players though hold on a minute let me just put my well-used DIY complete guide to DIY back up on the Shelf

I’d need eight players yeah it’s half time there we go um desk wants a Christmas movie tournament Bowser says anyone who voted for Home Alone 2 should be on a watch list I do think I I do like Home Alone 2 but Home Alone one is just kicks its ass

Really um I’m smashed at a club with tequila says shaik good and West Ham strong we’ve got eight Subs on says Alex and remember the toothpick thing from yesterday I have crippling PTSD and depression from that one yeah some sometime some some it’s like um it’s like that death scene out

Of Saving Private Ryan with the knife some things just stay with you don’t they you can’t you can’t move past that um War Community Mark goldbridge is building good job says Muk thank you very much I hope you’re all listening to goldbridge saves football by the way the

Podcast um please do give it a download and a listen we’re giving away some Christmas prizes on uh Friday and in fact it might not be relevant to some of you but one of the prizes we’re giving away on the podcast on Friday is this so

Every year we do a knitted jumper on the United stand this was last year’s so you can’t buy them the Run was done uh and it commemorates 20 titles but the interesting thing about this is we’re giving it away on the podcast on Friday it’s a collector’s item there was

Only a thousand ever made but there’s only one made like this because the Run we did had red collars and I asked for a white collar one and I got one so this is a there’s only one of these ever been made so we’re giving it away on Friday

On the podcast so check out goldbridge saves football you can check it out anyway um great Insight on the Pod did you know next year starts in January the 1st says let’s bring in I did yeah we’ll we well that will I think I’ll be lost on that

One though um do you like Doctor Who Says think I think if you like Doctor Who you might you might want to be uh no it’s probably it’s not fair to put them on a register but uh yeah I’m not a fan I’m not a fan of do I’ve never liked

Doctor Who I’ve never liked it um who do you think is going to win tomorrow Brighton or Crystal Palace I forgot that there’s game on every night this week um Mark what your thoughts on Jacob Ramsey I really like him Logan I think he’s a cracking player I think he could

Be a breakout player of 2024 when he finds his consistency yeah uh what do you think where do you think West Ham will finish the season delighted with the poll yesterday says FJ poll of the day poll of the day uh what was it diabi against Kudos 50/50 all the time

Um I wonder if Antonio still thinks West Ham will finish above Liverpool says interesting um I couldn’t believe that uh is it Antonio and Callum Wilson do a podcast I mean it I never see it in the charts that we’re in but um everybody’s got a podcast nowadays to

Be fair but I don’t think current players should be doing podcasts I just think it leaves you exposed to be you know ridiculed really um uh let’s bring in Peter Walton says In fairness it’s a great podcast I don’t listen to many but I listen to All of

Goldbridge saves football yes check it out if you haven’t before a lot of people like it it’s growing lovely and we’ve got some cracking stuff going on with it in 2024 uh especially around visual uh West Ham haven’t shown up yet says Reese well let’s have a quick look

At those stats on the screen 66% 11 shots with three On Target West Ham have not had a shot it’s they really haven’t shown up it’s been poor uh uh from West Ham so far um where do you think V Villa are going to finish in the league says

Ben it’s h you know I don’t even want to jinx Villa and I think Villa fans feel the same you’ve just almost got to see how long it can go for because I’d love Villa to win the league more than Man City or Liverpool or Arsenal but I don’t

I don’t think they’ll win the league um I think Villa getting top four is incredible um it’ be very interesting to see if they do any business in the January transfer window because you don’t want to upset the the apple cart really do you but I I hope they they do well how

To find your podcast says Rich I’ll tell you what you can type goldbridge saes football in the uh into Google but I will find a link for you so you’ve got it in the live chat um but yeah I do hope that Villa lasts because

Um it’s been a it’s been a great story but you do get the sense it might be difficult for them to do it uh I’ve just put it into the chat and I’m going to pin it for you now uh Tom for says what’s your thoughts

On brussel sprouts I used to hate them I actually quite like them now especially with a bit of Panetta uh Jason keeps saying what do you think about Quanza he’s all right up the Billa says Ryan uh I’m sick of Man City winning everything but I hope they keep bottling this season says

Out of time oh we somebody’s somebody else has got to win I mean Harry rnap they got Harry rnap on the TV i’ got Harry and Jamie redn here bloody hell Jack says do you think we will beat West Ham on Saturday you know what the thing about

Man United against West Ham on Saturday is is that it’s Christmas like and I don’t want to wish it on West Ham but I do if man united get beat by West Ham on Saturday lunchtime it’s not long to recover it from it before Santa comes is

It like I I would like a positive um Christmas after a season so I hope that we’re going to win but we’ve had some bad results at West Ham uh Lou said LEL says if you had to make a prediction right now who do you think will win the league

I would still say Man City because I don’t think we’ve seen enough of villa Liverpool or Arsenal to call them title winners yet so I’d still say man city but look the longer this goes on the more likely it is to be somebody else um who do you think should be

England’s number one says Phillip well you know for the first time ever I think it probably should be pford because Pope’s injured and ramsdale is not playing but I don’t I’m not a big fan of pford but I think it should be pford because he’s he’s the one who’s

Playing regularly at the moment uh Reggie says do you like mold wine I love mold wine I haven’t had a glass of it yet and that’s that’s ridiculous I don’t know whether you like me but you have a lot of Christmas traditions and for some reason you

Them up like it’s almost like you can’t do all of them and I’ve not had any mold wine this year and I’ve got probably three days to do it what else have I what else do I like to do at Christmas that I’ve not done

Yet well I can’t tell you about that one um yeah um just Mish says just put a cup of wine in the me microwave that’s it it’s not it it’s not it mold win’s got a very distinctive taste and you can get crap mold wine as well I was at Center Parks

A couple of years ago and I got mold wine it was horrible rubbish um do you watch the darts says Daniel I like to watch the darts after Christmas the week between Christmas and New Year I’m not massively into it Before Christmas cuz I’m busy but it’s

Perfect for the week I like watching it the week in between it’s perfect it’s absolutely perfect for that week in between um would you ever do a football manager series says Tony I’ve done one any book Rec recommendation says Andrew I en I my the one book I’ve read

This year and I do need to read more I think reading is brilliant I I would recommend anybody read uh more because it’s uh it’s soothing for the soul to read because it makes your bra your brain imagine um but um The One book I

Read this year was Heat 2 which is a book sequel to the film heat which I very much enjoyed what about Bailey’s says Mister Bailey in coffe lovely Reggie says you look drunk well I’m definitely not drunk because I’ve only had I’ve been sipping on one can it’s

All I’ve had um who’s more likely to get to Debo man united or Tottenham I’d probably say Tottenham Matty I probably would uh do you reckon B will be deciding factor in the Liverpool Arsenal game I think it could be H and I’m a little bit concerned about that because

Uh uh I’m not saying that these carabal Cup games have been Classics but they have had a nice flow to them because there’s no v no worries Tony what’s your thoughts on Leon Bailey this season says will I think that Leon Bailey has been very good this

Season uh he’s found he seems to have found a bit of form he was always a very good potential player and uh Emory seems to have got the best out of him which is uh which is obviously good to see Mark I think you should become manager of the Bulgarian scsk s Sophia

Side we kind of need you I’d love to get involved in a football team I’m I’m really looking at doing that in 2024 um do you enjoy eating Christmas pretzels Mark I don’t what’s the difference between a normal pretzel and a Christmas pretzel saos Li’s goal was fantastic yes

He’s got a tremendous shot on him it’s interesting how he sort of disappeared isn’t it for the last six weeks but uh tonight he’s looked right back in it and uh that’s encouraging for Liverpool with such a big it’s such a big game it’s such a big game on Saturday isn’t it I

Mean let’s just spend a minute on that we’ll be doing a watch along for it half past 5 on Saturday it’s a Christmas cracker I mean football I think go H does go hand inand with Christmas especially from boxing day and it fills that void between Boxing Day and New

Year but 23rd of December that is an absolute cracker I I don’t think I don’t I don’t know how anybody can uh not be excited about it um it’s it’s fantastic absolutely fantastic um I’ve played the game says Shirley I bet you have I hope you’ve not been on the game

Uh if a draw was impossible in Liverpool or Arsenal game who do you think would win I’m going to go Liverpool Smurfy because they’re at home random man says he’s more scared than excited well I I support neither Club so I I I look forward to it as a

Neutral and I think that’s quite uh um enjoyable isn’t it when when you’re a neutral but obviously if you’re an Arsenal or Liverpool fan you don’t want to be losing that and that’s going to ruin your Christmas if you lose that sorry hi Mark can you wish my friend a happy birthday says

Ivan yeah I don’t want to say that name I think it’s and uh Liverpool will probably score another two says Seekers and Mark speaks a lot of sense says Shad don’t let anyone know HP says what Subs would you make for Liverpool at half time I I I I

Wouldn’t be unless you just want to keep uh sosy and Trent sort of ticking over I wouldn’t be bringing them on really why bother I think from West Ham’s point of view they probably need to be looking at bringing on petta um and Ward prow to try and win

The game Mark there’s a really insightful book called The glazers United ownership called the world’s biggest cash machine have you seen it actually Luke I I was quite interested in getting that and I forgot to put it on my list thoughts on what mudrick said on Instagram about trippier says Blues

Enthusiast I thought it was a bit can I be honest I thought it was a bit cringe you know people will say you’re miserable cynic that’s absolutely fine but basically he just said stuff like you know you’re a warrior and you’ll fight back as a warrior and I

Thought this is professional football I don’t I think madri’s just trying to be nice but I just found it cringe and but look give him the benefit of the doubt he’s a foreign player in a country where he’s probably trying to appeal to everybody but I just thought if you’re

Kieran trippier you’re looking at that you you know what what does it do for you really um and at the end of the day it’s a carabal cup exit he not just cost Newcastle the champions league has he so I thought he was a bit cringe yes but it

Was coming from a good place wasn’t it um hi Mark I want to invite you to Sweden in the summer to watch some real football says whoops I’d love it let’s do it um what’s your thoughts on nun’s recent form says toast I um look I it’s weird

Because he’s a Liverpool player so I’d like to sit here and say what a flop but um I like Nunes so it’s hard for me to sort of turn on him because I’ve always said I think there’s a good player there he may well end up being a player that’s just

Ridiculously inconsistent I mean I have to acknowledge that Marcus rashford is inconsistent but I like rashford when he’s on it he’s amazing and I just wonder whether Darwin Nunes is going to be that but I still think he’s got time I would say that by now you’d be

Probably hoping that there is a little bit more consistency there he’s 24 years of age um he should be more consistent but I did think after the um the two goals he scored against Newcastle that was going to be the springboard but he still looks very inconsistent

Um look if Darwin nun started scoring goals Liverpool i’ have a great chance to win winning the league I think he needs to find that consistency do you think saos is the signing of the summer um if you’d asked me six weeks ago I would have certainly said he’s up there

I think he’s fell off a little bit recently um I think it’s very hard to predict the signing of the summer at the moment because there’s a few candidates um I mean look how many candidates do you want to have from Aston Villa pal Torres diabi um they’ve done pretty well I

Think James Ward prous at West Ham um deam rice at Arsenal has been very consistent very consistent sabosa like you say has been very good let’s not forget Anana no let’s forget Anana um Jacob says there’s a Moy second half masterclass coming in I I I I I tell you what I think

There’s a bit of a tournament there for uh signing of the summer um who would you say is signing of the summer I think most people are say James Madison before he was injured as well very very good some people are saying Cole Palmer Mason mount’s not getting in

James if we can find four I’ll do a semi-final final mark what was the last album you bought oh cfd that’s a cracking question I would say the best the the the last album I bought was probably the best of Cold Play I’m taking the piss um it was probably

You know what as sad as it is it was probably now Christmas okay I’ve I’ve actually uh Kudos easily makes it as well says Lord Jack says can you do a Paul Allison or ctoas I don’t I can I I I I don’t think it’s

A in my mind I don’t think it’s hard but um let’s do it I will do the signing of the season one as well Harry Kane plays in the Bundesliga we’re not using him corner to Liverpool here Matt Robson you need to go on a register

He says upload a photo of you down below or social media or United win the league oh no it’s a choice upload a photo of your or United to win the league for United to win the league I was going to say oh yeah uh Man United

Win the league or put a photo of your knob on on social media well you’re going to get locked up for one of them um I think if man united won the league they’d get locked up as well they’d be definitely drug testing based on how we’ve done this year um would I

Upload a photo of my down below for Manchester United to win the league no it’s not it’s not my knobs got nothing to do with Man United winning the league and and and and it should not it’s not my responsibility to make Manchester United win the league unless I’m the

Manager or the CEO so uh no I’m not bloody doing that good shot by Nunes good save I want to come to America next year to do a show yes um probably New York Doug says you call yourself a fan and you won’t post a picture of your

to get the win the title blaz says Little Willie confirmed um no it’s more the fact that I don’t want to get arrested the size of it is not my concern it’s the fact that social media is viewed by people from the age of from children to

Elderly and uh you might think it’s funny but you’re basically showing your to old people which you can get locked up for uh don’t do it again don’t suck yourself off with a washing with a with a with a Dyson it’ll be very very painful and uh

Don’t post yourself post pictures of yourself online another shot there just wide from Harvey Elliot no it wasn’t it was Curtis Jones Tom play says uh someone got a pack of condoms as a present in secret Santa and was SI small don’t make don’t get me started on secret

Santa don’t get me started on SEC secret santa um when when I used to be uh when I was um when I worked in the police uh as a detective uh used to get a lot of banter with Secret Santa so people would get uh breath breath mints uh uh Weight

Watchers milkshake um you know cuz people thought they were fat and then an email went around saying you can’t do stuff that could be deemed bullying political correctness gone mad anyway so I pulled this um person out who I was basically quite lazy they they’d never

If if there was a job on the radio they’d never go out um and uh they they just wanted to sit at their desk all the time they never wanted to go and interview people or go out and take statements or anything like that they would never leave the office so I

Went down to town and I bought a uh a fluffy toy cat and I wrapped it up and I left it under the tree in the office and then the uh the gaffer called me into the office and said um I’ve heard a rumor that um you’ve bought a cat for such and

Such in the secret Santa and I went yeah I have and they were like why I said it’s a joke and I’m like well what’s the joke I said the station cat they never go out you can’t do that you can’t do that it’s it’s bullying I said it’s not because

It’s a cat and uh I’ll just say I thought they liked cats and they were like no no you can’t do it so I had to bin it and go and buy a lynx Africa set or something like that anyway opening up the presents guess what I got Wooden

Spoons Wooden Spoons because I’m a stirer oh no that was fine fine that’s absolutely fine you know it’s fine to pick on him because he’s a stir with W Wooden Spoons but I can’t have a station cat again it’s like the bloody DIY Booker isn’t it easy target don’t

Expect West Ham to play this crap Saturday says Mario no I don’t I like the the office where he says if you get me don’t bother me buying me any crap just get me uh uh just just wrap the money up John says what your thoughts on

Ipswitch town in the Premier League next season look I’m looking forward to it but do you not think that ipswitch toown in the Premier League next season could just be another Burnley I’m stunned by how crap Burnley are but in the championship they were very much like ipswitch they played great

Football I don’t is there a conversation to be had that you can play great football in the championship but it’s a huge step up to do it in the Premier League social media should be 18 plus only too much crap says vishesh or is that or is that because you can post

Pictures of your um I found the sunny I I found the funny sides of the uh Wooden Spoons to be honest oh here we go Bo’s in he’s never going to shoot from there puts a cross in goes for a corner uh Phantom says my eight players for the

Tournament are I tell you what Phantom because you’ve put the work in I’m actually going to give you the floor this is what we do on this community so Phantom has given us a tournament here for signing of the season and we’re going to run it and he didn’t even do a

Super chat for it so that’s just how diverse this chat is so Phantom has given us a tournament here for signing of the season so let me just get this out we’ll start with quarterfinal one this is what we do okay yeah it’s I tell you what he’s done

I tell you what you can have my job go um Phantom this is brilliant he’s done a great job this is I couldn’t have done this myself this is great this is brilliant mate you’ve done really well give yourself a clap so we’ve got eight players for

Signing of the Season as uh set up by uh Phantom ass I hope I’ve pronounced that right no one wants no one wants a phantom ass how are you going to go for a um end Paul Allison beat CTO so we’re going to do we’re going to do uh just do me a

Favor by the way please do subscribe to the channel bottom right hand corner we’re about five subscribers away from 77,000 so please do subscribe get involved uh we might be doing Aston Villa Sheffield United on Friday night by the way as a watch along um if enough people are interested in it

We might well do it because it’s a chance for Villa to go top of the league I can tell you now Cole Palmer’s not in the eights don’t blame me blame Phantom it’s got nothing to do with me so this is signing of the season so far and our first quarterfinal is going

To be Dean rice against the Abby would you consider going to a league of Island games says Mark I’ve been I’ve actually been I’ve been to one before yeah can you call Mark pen a pratt says Harvey I can and I did and I will thanks for your super chats tonight

By the way you’re Legends I need a stretch Phantom your first one was a bit this one the next one right rice is rice is won that easy oh what a finish by Curtis Jones oh my God you’ve got to look at the goalkeeper here arola is a bit of a tit

Because uh he should not get beat from there on his front post terrible terrible finishing Terri brilliant finishing by Curtis Jones and that should do that should be game over but um he shouldn’t get beat here he shouldn’t get beat here uh to saying what a finish is it though

As a goalkeeper uh gems has gifted a membership by the way and uh you’re a moderator now Gems by the way I was meant to renate told me to do it last night just reminded me uh replay here darn Nunes with the assist yeah it’s no it’s not it’s not

Good goalkeeping that he’s gone through the legs he’s pretending to go for the well no he’s done him with the eyes really but you shouldn’t get beat from there shouldn’t get beat from there he’s made a tit of himself there uh thanks gems for gifted membership right second so deam rice is

Through second quarterfinal is a good one for uh I’m interested to see how this is going to go this is probably the most exciting one Ward prow or doku is there a way back for West Ham I don’t even know if they’ve had a shot on goal

Yet no H look at that they’re two nil down they’ve not even had a shot let alone a shot on target Kell as well there and Liverpool come away thanks bug you know what somebody I’m I’m not going to call them out I’m not going to call their name out

Because I don’t want to get done for bullying um but somebody in the chat someone in the chat has just said they playing in different positions we’re doing signing of the season so far it’s not position specific uh I tell you what I I sort of agree with bongan goat he says English

Tax is crazy James Ward prous has got 65% of the vote here now I thought this would be close but this is just an example of bias because and not brexit bias dku a couple of weeks ago would have won this with 80% when he scored those goals and got all those

Assists um but like just jackler said um hope you’re doing well pal by the way dku had one good game and I think that dku game a few weeks ago probably would have got him to win it but he hasn’t done particularly well since has he I

Mean he was the last couple of games I’ve watched him play was pretty so Ward looks like he’s going to win this we’ll give it a few more uh well look at what Liverpool are doing here Trent Salah and canate coming on so klopp obviously feels like he wants to give

Him half an hour ahead of Saturday Jan says no one ever votes for City players anyway uh I think we’re going to give that to Ward Prout he’s won that so third quarterfinal rice and Ward prous are through it’s very English at the moment why is that vany’s coming

Off I’m sure he’s happier tonight because uh a team has opened up for them there look at Anthony Taylor uh Kudos kudus I can’t spell cus versus sa Bosley is our next one saos sorry I’ve played the game what do you miss hold on a minute what do you miss most about Christmas

Mark really um it’s either relatives that have died or probably you know decent presence when you thought um when you were a kid and people will say that that’s selfish but they’re not thinking it through because if I could be a kid again getting decent presence then a lot of

Those relatives would be back apart from the ones that I can’t really remember in which case do you really miss them so it’s got a deeper meaning really I mean look I’m not going to say what do you miss uh relatives that are no longer around or um I don’t

Know I can’t think of anything there oh another good shot and another good save um let’s start this poll I haven’t put the poll up people are getting stressed I tell you what this is a good one what do you miss more um decent TV

Or if you could bring back a former pet or decent Christmas Day TV what would you do remember when we used to get only well a lot of you won’t remember we used to get a new only Falls and ERS on Christmas day every year for about 10

Years when I was a kid it used to be on all the time depends what the pet is if it was a if it was a former cat rest in peace um if it was one of the dogs it’s a tough decision and it also depends what TV

Show I mean if it’s uh if it’s no’s house party and bring him a cat back if it’s uh if it’s an Only Fools and ERS Christmas special um you know it’s better to love and lost uh soosay has won here 38% to 64% right final quarterfinal

Um I think I know which way this one will go but I do just want to say I lowkey think that you might get it wrong but uh it’s Vicario against Madison an all Spurs Affair some people might say it’s not fair but Spurs never win anything so at

Least they get someone in the semi-final all the pep regrades in here they’re they’re not happy they’re not happy dogs do deserve to live longer aen I agree with you on that this this should be a good one this should be a good one people are loving it in the chat uh

Make sure you subscribe by the way bottom right hand corner thanks everyone who’s tuned in um our next watch along is Liverpool against Arsenal we’ve got Win Lose or Draw tomorrow it’s a massive one because it’s Christmas so we’ve got to predict a lot of fixtures it could be huge in the

Win Lose or Draw debate and uh don’t forget as well um I’ve got a cracking video going up for you on Friday as well YouTuber end game of Wembley cup it’s going to be Great no new Hopey to Christmas that is all you’ll be top Christmas that is all be to Christmas that is all bit Christmas Is oh my God I just put a watch Along on I thought it was Brian May Hammer’s chat I’m I’m sure he’ll take it the right way looks like he’s having he’s got a Christmas tree which is great shout out for Hammer’s chat it’s not Brian May how’s the poll going uh

Mark best Academy breakthrough the season leis Miley Miley or Lewis Miley I think I think I think it is or or Kobe Mayu um has done great for Man United as well I think those two definitely uh you’re playing a DJ set what do you end with angels wonder wall or Mr bright

Side I do like Mr Brown I mean actually i’ probably go Mr bright side because I don’t think I don’t like wonder wall and I like Oasis Arma thank you very much for your Super Chat appreciate that start bench cell skulls Modric inesta says Farms oh my God I it killed me last

Night doing start bench cell we’re not going down that road again um I did this last night as well start gos bench inesta sell Modric easy it’s very close between Vicario and Madison here very very close uhh EU R to see if SEO can be formed tomorrow says bjor yeah people keep

Mentioning that I’ll keep an eye on it tomorrow but um I don’t think there’ll be much of an appetite for the Super League I hope there’s not you know if that’s the plan for the glazers and S Jim I’ll be fuming but I wouldn’t be surprised I think Vicario is

The signing of the season for me he is as valuable to Spurs as Allison to Liverpool say jay well I’m actually surprised this is 50/50 between Vicario and Madison and I think it I think it does display um the differing football knowledges because Madison’s been a bloody brilliant player for Spurs but he’s

Also been out for a month whereas I think Vicario is for me I think Vicario is probably my signing of the season and I’m not here to we’re only at quarterfinal stage but they got him from emple nobody knew who he was James Madison even admitted he

Had to look at YouTube videos and some of his savings this season have been incredible absolutely incredible so I think I bet they paid hardly anything for him as well um I think he’s been brilliant but it’s 50-50 at the moment waiting for a winner if we did mad versus Mount Jack

It would be um it would be an Annihilation for Mason Mount he’d be he’d be a contender for flop of the season to be honest at the moment there’s Salah Over the Bar keep these votes coming in because we’re 50/50 with Vicario and Madison here and I can’t give a winner when it’s

50/50 why do you have for tea says Matthew oh a lovely tea I had uh chicken Vitas um all homemade onions Peppers chicken not one of them bloody packets that you get and then uh homemade um guacamole salsa sour cream cheese lovely wraps rice lovely love it right I’m giving it to

Vicario because he’s gone to 51% and Life’s too short so we’re doing signing of the season so far we’re we’re into the semi-final stage now which means it’s uh Rice versus Ward prow this should be close because you should be looking at comparatively the job that Ward prow has

Done at West Ham um let’s see if it actually is I think West Ham have just had their shot first shot on goal Over the Bar uh ABCD says Kudos should be up there he’s out mate got knocked out James Morrison says endo’s underrated well there’s a few that maybe should

Have made it Palmer Torres Liverpool on the attack here with gakpo oh what a goal what a finish by gakpo should have what could have been could have been at United just uh demolishment here West Ham have played very it’s almost like West Ham don’t want this I mean look he picks

It up on the edge of the Box little cut inside again you know very much like sabosa it was a brilliant finish really good finish here from gakpo cuts inside bang through the legs yeah nice and clean nice and clean um do you think uh vicarius would have performed earned as

Well if United signed him Vicario is a sport yeah I think I I don’t think there’s a big I don’t think keepers are really in I don’t think keepers are really influenced by the team that they signed for I think he would have been a good signing yeah um rice is into the

Final he’s beaten Ward prous comprehensively with 73% of the vote which means our second semi-final is going to be Vicario no no no no no no not that Vicario versus could we get a shock in this semifinal because it could be it could be who could it be who could it be

There we go uh saos Le isn’t it saos saos Li saos Mark uh Shri says you sound like me 15 years ago I was wish Liverpool signed some of those that ended up at United well United should have got gakpo and I think gakpo would have come to

United I’ve got no problem with gakpo going to liver but um I don’t think it was a case of his dream was to play for Liverpool or his dream was to play for United I think he would have gone to United in the summer if we’d had the

Money and then Liverpool moved in in the January it’s like Bruno Fernandez I think man united got him because we had the money in the January I think there was other clubs that would have gone for him in the summer it’s the way it is

Isn’t it he’s a good player I like I like gakpo I liked him at PSV uh I think he’s a good player I think um what you got to remember about gakpo is he’s only he only joined Liverpool last February um it’s not a lot of players need a season before they settle

He’s not he’s only he’s not even been at Liverpool a year and I’ve heard people calling gakpo a flop and I’m like but he only he was only he went into an underperforming Liverpool team halfway through the season and people expect him to be hitting the ground the very next season I think

You’ll start to see the best of gakpo over the next 12 months I think he’s a good player and I think he’ll get used I think he’s got a really clever little technique in the buildup he’s got a good shot on him and um yeah I worry about Liverpool

As a man united fan I think they’ve got uh I I said it before I think what Jurgen klopp has done with that Midfield in the summer still doesn’t get the credit it deserves because it’s Jurgen klopp and they’ve won the league before but he basically rebuilt the Midfield

Their Midfield was Thiago fabinho and Henderson that was their best Midfield it’s gone in one summer and they’ve now got Endo Graber gakpo saos mallister Curtis Jones Harvey Elliot they’ve got seven people who can play in the Midfield how many different combinations is that for a Midfield three it’s ridiculous

And they’ve arguably got lowkey the best Midfield in the league Man City have got the best Midfield in the league but I think they got um I think they’ve got so many options in there and I think they’ve got so many options that are going to get stronger

Curtis Jones will get better Harvey Elliot will get better gakpo will get better McAllister will get better soosai will get better grenberg will get better That Could set you up for the next five years no people have been sleeping on it though I mentioned it in August I don’t think even some Liverpool

Fans have have switched on to what Jurgen klopp’s done uh Parker says I’m convinced United scouted Bruno from United STS I was a bit obsessed I was a bit obsessed Thiago is still there apparently but I wouldn’t I wouldn’t care I wouldn’t I wouldn’t care Dean says fully fit Arsenal what’s Arsenal’s

Midfield though rice parte Vieira HZ odard I’d take Liverpool seven I really would they’ve got that other lad haven’t they as well what’s his name I think he’s been injured what’s his name b b bastic or something like that I don’t know where he is um worst Paul says Kenneth Bearer

Parker or po definitely Parker after what he said about me what a pratt Paul Parker more like Pratt Parker oh what a goal what a goal it’s going to be too late Jared B in I tell you what we saw some cracking goals in this game caraba cup cracker Gold

Cup saos gakpo and now Boeing we’ve been I tell you what it’s like Ferrero Rashi they’re really treating us lovely little ball over the top we don’t need V to see if there is offside let the game roll love it cuts inside on his right foot is finishing this season is exquisite Jared

Boen I tell you what saos and Ario is very close I’m going to keep it going and I’ve got to say spos is had a very good season but I’m very impressed with the that’s football community that you’re giving so many votes to Vicario because I think he’s been bloody brilliant this

Season what a goal says 60 seconds what a goal it was great it was great be Happ at Christmas that is All well we’ve still got 13 minutes to go I’d be stunned you could knock me out with a feather if uh if they got back into this game West Ham I tell you what I really enjoyed that I’ve never ever had a can so big and uh I’ve always L I’ve always liked

Budweiser to be honest uh vicario’s been more consistent says Paulo it’s going to go to sbos I can’t I can’t do anything about that it’s going to be sbos he’s got 54% um I’ll tell you what I’ll do on Friday night if I do watch along I will

Uh or Saturday I will get you my favorite drink that I only drink at Christmas and I’ll give it a big shout out um I can get I can do it now krabby’s Alcoholic Ginger Beer love it only drink it at Christmas really half a glass of ice put it in love

It uh Newport says you’ve been nearly 3 hours to drink one can no coming up for two and you know I’m not a somebody said earlier how long should you last with a woman it’s not about how quick you do it mate I enjoy the process I enjoy taking my

Time and uh I must just retract that actually somebody did say um what do you think’s the longest what do you think’s the right time to last with a woman we must remember that from A diversity point of view at least 10% of the chat will be wanting

To last with a man as well hasht deal with it change the poll I’ve got to change the poll we’re into the final now we are into the final and the final is signing oh Salah just missed an open goal Darwin Nunes hits the post comes back to Salah and he

Misses well I suppose those idiot Liverpool fans who I’ve been slagging Salah off can say I was right he’s just missed an open goal I tell you what if you slag Salah off as a Manchester United fan who would love to slag Salah off because I can’t stand Liverpool if

You’re a Liverpool fan or any any fan and you’re slagging Salah off please off and play netball or bowling because you know nothing about football nothing and that’s from a man united fan like even man united fans know that Salah is world class but I would have finished that um

Rice against sosai is your final for signing of the season so far nine minutes to go here could West Ham get another one and make it an interesting we don’t think we’re going to get penalties Collin says it’s English tax if rice wins Ross says the Liverpool fans who

Hate Salah are virgins I I mate I I I can’t get it I I don’t get it do you think they are fake fans do you think they’re like doing it I don’t I I don’t get it is it is it the modern fan is it

The FIFA fan what here he goes Salah through is going to miss this as well no he’s not he scored there you go sit down haters 4-1 that’s Salah that’s what he’s all about ridicul but I I don’t get it I genuinely don’t get I’ve got no problem

With an Arsenal fan or a Chelsea fan or a United fan saying salah’s overrated they’re wrong but they’re probably doing it from a point of view of rivalry but for a Liverpool and I’ve seen a few on social media slagging Salah off I mean he’s still very much in his

Prime never would it be entertained allowed or done for Man United fans to slag off Roy Keane in his you know prime or Paul skoles in his prime or Cristiano Ronaldo in his prime it just wouldn’t happen I I I don’t get it it and I know

It’s not the majority I know the majority of Liverpool fans don’t do it but obviously we play the I I witnessed it firsthand We we played Liverpool at the weekend so you’re involved in the aftermath uh because it they played United and I’m seeing stuff from Liverpool fans slagging off Mo Sal and

I’m like he’s probably the one player i’ take from Liverpool and actually say as long as you swear allegiance to the badge will take you which I never would do um just I think he’s massively underrated um Steven says Salah is a monster player amazing attitude to loves the game great guy says

Stephen uh wacad says Liverpool have silenced West Ham 4-1 not even not even close not even close uh pre says Salah misses several chances a game but do do you not have a correlation with SH do you not correlate the fact that he gets several chances a game hammers have been hammered says

Joel I think I think what this has been an exercise in is Liverpool are have got a stronger bench than West Ham they’ scored again bloody L 5-1 Curtis Jones West Ham been hammer absolutely hammered I mean that that that West Ham defense I hope it I’m sure the defense I

Mean look West this West Ham team’s going to change a lot for the Man United game on Saturday lunchtime but uh I mean there’s no tackle going in on Curtis Jones again there it’s uh it’s shocking really is 5-1 I’m sure Liverpool fans are thinking we could

Have done with one of these last Sunday Simon’s right he just W let him speak Simon he just walked through Jack D says who would win a lion or a crocodile I reckon a lion oh my God it’s a shock we’ have got a shock here who

Would win in a fight between a lion and a crocodile not my words the a to zed of Animal Kingdom blog they’re saying that basically I can’t believe it because I hate crocodiles I I would it would you know what I know Lions can be shits you know

They can kill a a zebra or a rabbit but uh I would hate to watch a crocodile kill a lion that would be like Stoke beating Brighton I’d hate to see it but um basically what they’re saying is the lion has a lot of advantage of a

Lot of Advantage a lot of advantages over the crocodile in a fight but the crocodile would win against the lion oh my God I can’t take this this is like when Bambi died the crocodile would win in a fight against the lion the crocodile is simply too

Large and Powerful for the lion to defeat if the crocodile was able to Ambush a lion that was drinking out of water from a river then the fight would be over that’s not what we’re talking about we’re not talking about an ambush what what are you talking about if the

Crocodile was able to Ambush a line if I was able to Ambush a line and put a bloody duffel bag over its head I could beat it up as well anybody can beat a lion if you Ambush it however if the crocodile and lion met on land a more ferocious battle

Would ensure if the lion was smart enough to attack and bite the crocodile and make it bleed from a bunch of different wounds it might have a chance that’s not likely to happen though the most likely outcome would have the crocodile Landing a bite it doesn’t matter where and snapping a leg

Puncturing the skull or biting into the soft underside of the lion either way the crocodile swims away with a few scars and a meal it’s tragic it’s tragic have West Ham even turned up only just tuned in to check the scores Kieran no they’ve been a bit of a shambles

Really and Becky’s just gifted a membership thank you Becky it’s not 61 yet can’t believe a crocodile would beat a lion that’s ruined my Christmas I don’t like crocodiles I’m loving the podcast Mark says Farms it usually takes a few lines to kill a crocodile keep up the good work and up the

Billa right this doesn’t end here we don’t quit what hippo can kill a crocodile hippo is going to save us well up yours crocodiles because I’ve just found this animals that can kill crocodiles mercilessly Jaguar the Jaguar is South America’s top predator they have mastered the art of hunting and a

Relative of crocodiles and they defeat them with stealth quickness and strong Jaws during the dry season is simpler simple and along the River Bank that have dried out so the Jaguar can kill it and they are a cousin of the lion so basically if a crocodile kills a lion

Its family is going to come for you you big scaly um oh it says here a lion can kill a crocodile as a result of living in pride lions can cooperate to fight together not in a one-on-one a leopard would only pursue a crocodile if it was really hungry and had no other

Options the crocodile’s thick hide may be pierced by their powerful jaws the COC I would be pinched down by the leopard’s weight when it pounced on top of it after sneaking up and from it behind so basically it’s going to take it from behind an African Fish Eagle could do

It apparently a python could do it as well an elephant can do it and a hippo could do it and it says here goldbridge could do it as well and I don’t think they’re wrong I don’t think they’re wrong um there is more chance of finding a

Glory hole than Glory at man united says George oh hilarious hilarious uh Tuk says as a Liverpool fan always appreciate your honesty and respectful nature to us even though we’re big rivals much love have a great Christmas and to you as well and to you a good night Merry Christmas

Um uh rice is winning the the poll of the final for who is the signing of the season um soosai has got 47% and deam rice has got 53% goldbridge is top of the food chain I’d need a weapon what weapon do I think I could kill a crocodile with and I’m

Not allowed to use projectiles so I’m not using a gun um I know what I know I basically just give me a samurai sword I I don’t think there’s an animal in in the animal kingdom I wouldn’t kill with a samurai sword deal with it people don’t understand the damage I would do

Hey this is here we go here we go this is interesting this is on a on on a question and answer website um samurai sword is the best weapon to use because it’s sharp and and long yes um would you do a charity boxing fight with a crocodile says Shay

Well Jack D says have you seen that python that swallowed the crocodile hole on YouTube says Jack the only python I’ve seen no I’m not going to say that um it’s called a katana says VM thank you very much Samuel luers versus Mark goldbridge samurai samurai fight to the death says

Isaac um Mark just Stomp the crocodile says DJ crocodiles can’t C tell you what put me in my natural habitat of a of a tree and I’ll beat a crocodile because it can’t climb trees Lewis Robinson says people are forgetting one thing here rice cannot be

Signing of the season when he cost a 100 million pound that is a very good point I think Dean rice has been a very good signing but for 100 million pound should he not be signing of the Season look at the no one’s looking at the price Rob

Says you won’t take out a moose with a sword I will as it comes into me I’ll take a little lean down I’ll basically do this it’ll come towards me right a moose will come towards me all Angry I’ll just be like a a Jedi I’ll be

Really calm in fact I’ll have it what will I do I’ll actually have it by my side I actually W I’ll just be like this calm the Moose is running towards me the cameras are on everyone’s going he’s definitely going to die and he’s just

Calm what is he doing the Moose is so angry why is he not took his sword out and why is he just calm and then it gets closer 10 m what he’s definitely going to die 8 M this the Moose is really slow

7 m what is he doing 5 m oh my God it’s going to be a blood bath 3 m two M down to my knees up straight in its neck and it stops dead in its tracks dead it’ be a red shower for me but I don’t care I can shower the blood

Off afterwards and people will say that’s cruelty and I will say watch the video back do you think it was coming for a kiss it was coming to kill me it’s survival of the fittest good night um whether I could keep my cool that calm you you’ve got a master your

Fear can you say hi to Karen my girl please says Odie hi to Karen the momentum would probably kill you uses Harmon no you don’t i’ I’ve been working out I just I’d stop it dead in its tracks impact what would probably happen is its momentum as I put it up through

Its neck it would keep running and have you seen that cow in the uh in the um Art Museum where it’s half cut in half probably just slice it in too I definitely want to do a series of this next year on Netflix it would be great uh fight a crocodile in any

Location of your choice with no weapon or fight in the swamp against the crocodile with any weapon of your choice easy adding I’ll play I’ll play away I don’t need to play at home we’ll go away with any weapon it’s like it’s like saying Real Madrid saying you can play

You know darare is to play in the burn B with any squad you like well I’m bringing mbappe I’m bringing uh I’m bringing casemiro you know I’m going to beat you ton barmy says you couldn’t slice bread nah Le says you wouldn’t be able to reach its neck if you’re you’re on your

Knees all right I’ve changed my plan then I’ll see how big it is I’ll go right I can’t go down to my knees uh it’s not going to work like it would work on a cow as it comes towards me I’ll just wait till right the last

Second and I’ll shift my weight it’ll move past me and I’ll go Henry VII off with your head start bench cell tiar on WE Dwight yor or Andy Caroll sell Andy Carol I it’s rubbish the hills giraffe would stomp you also did you Paul Vicario yes we did Anvil and 11

Of only one player I would choose zidan says a I think this is controversial right if you had an 11 if you had 11 zidan against 11 Roy ke 11 Roy kees would win do you want to know why because Roy Keane defensively is better than zidan he’s

Better in goal than zidan and he can deal with zidan in the Midfield so you’re wrong if you want to have 11 players you want to pick very good midfielders that can defend and attack 11 ke against 11 zans 11 ke would win it’d be great to watch and generate but

Um I think you’re wrong a anyway thanks everyone for tuning in you’re absolute Legends don’t forget tomorrow we’ve got Win Lose or Draw with me and Ben Foster it’s a cracking episode tomorrow Friday we’ve got the best video we’ve done in all year it’s we haven’t even given it a

Title yet but it’s basically YouTuber world cup Wembley whatever you call it you know the one where there’s one person in goal you score a goal and you go through well I’m the goalkeeper and the referee goes off it’s great that’s coming out on Saturday uh so

Bosly and rice are on 50% what are we going to do I can’t end the stream I can’t end the stream it’s 50/50 what are we going to do make sure you subscribe by the way bottom right hand corner right I know what I can do I can

End the poll and in the back system it will tell me right end the poll look in the chat you’ll see it sabz won signing of the season so far sabz 50 point something and rice 49 point something so boses won it at the end well he’ll be winning on Saturday that is

All thank you everybody speech in a bit