You show up for your Saturday morning tee time and get paired with a single dressed like this. What’s your move?
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You show up for your Saturday morning tee time and get paired with a single dressed like this. What’s your move?
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Let him off ahead of me lol
Play with him and try keep talking to a minimum
Greet him with “How are you doing, brotha?”
Enjoy the round?
Bet him $100 he can’t hit a 3w over 300
I play golf, what the fuck else am I gonna do?
Say, “WHAT is up, my brotha! We’re out here today on the first tee at the beautiful [insert name of cheap local muni here]. Shoutout to Rob the cranky starter who doesn’t get paid enough to deal with the shit we’re about to lay out on this joint. Looks like a short par 4 to start, drivable with just a high draw three fiddy off the tee, so yeah. Let’s get to it”
its gonna be a blessed day brotha
Brotha
We bout to have fun lol
Get ready to get high on the turn.
Toss him a Fireball and get to work
I’d be totally ready for him to shoot 100 and write down an 80.
Say hello and ask his name. Make a joke about shooting 100. Have a day
Play golf
Get ready to be called “brotha” 372 times over the next 4 hours
I’d have a great time playing golf regardless.
Fist bump introduction. Then golf.
Hope I’m better
Play golf. Lol
Hope he’s also not judging me solely on my outfit.
Twirl a tee to see who has honors.
I honestly don’t care.
Ask him how he battled addiction and came out as an absolute beauty of a human being, helped develop an amazing Golf content YouTube channel , and created a fun and positive environment for his co workers and fans. Love you Bubbie. Inspiration to us all, keep up the good work brother.
Uh, how about saying “Mornin friend…What’s your name”?
Let him tee off for me.
Be happy that I’m out golfing and having fun ignoring my responsibilities.
Just play. I care how he plays golf, not how he dresses.
Ask for his dab pen
Doing my cocaine openly.
AirPods on noise cancelling
I’d ask him if his husband golfs