►Best Jokes of the Year, processed by angriest machine in the universe.
►Angry Bruce is a malignant machine with memory problems…
►He is collecting information… from Reddit…bip..boop
Jokes:
A Reddit user, a Reddit user, and a Reddit user walk into a bar.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.
When I was a kid, Santa gave me a lump of coal. The next year, I poisoned his cookies.
r/jokes Has 18 Million subscribers!
Why did the slave go to college?
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.
(NSFW) Coronavirus porn is going viral on PornHub..
I walked in on my girlfriend having sex with her personal trainer
My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.
{air horn sound}
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on.
What rhymes with Orange
Donald Trump is president. I think if George Washington were alive today, he’d look around and say, “What the zzzz is going on? ”
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident
How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb?
When I was younger, the local priest told me that I was the prettiest boy he’d ever seen.
My wife packed my bags and kicked me out of the house.
I asked my wife why she never tells me when she orgasms
“The first thing you should know about working in a mortuary,” the teacher said as he removed his latex glove and inserted a finger right up the ass of the body on the table, “You can’t be squeamish.” He then stuck his finger in his mouth.
Today I Learned Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween
I went into a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.
I have to tell my girlfriend that I don’t like the fetish she’s into…
We’re in Trouble
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