They have him crawling around in the water of the Amen Corner as a hazard
DontGetTheShow
Someone was arrested today outside the gates for being drunk and harassing people trying to get their tickets. I’m not saying it’s him, but I’m not saying it’s not him.
TimingAndBodyControl
Saw him at the bate shop saying he was the master
SnooCapers8669
You can find him on the 9th green at 9.
DarthPlayer8282
Saw him taking all of the pimento cheese sandwiches and reselling them on Facebook marketplace
Sawgrass. April 2025. Had a run in with this guy. Caddy accidentally packed his golf clubs in the back of our SUV. He thought we were stealing them. Fucking shit show lol
hornychutiya69
He got sponsors exemption, he’s top 30 on the board now
Free_Sha_Vacadoo
Can someone just interview this guy already? I need LORE
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No, he would have been posted 5 times by now if so
He’s there, but it’s not worth getting kicked out for being on your phone to take his picture.
He probably has a Sunday ticket
Banned from the property. He’s hanging at Top Golf with John Daly.
The beer at Augusta is super cheap, so after he has 8-10, I hope you shitstacks are ready to test god.
Saw him outside butler cabin
https://preview.redd.it/mox1133hq8ug1.jpeg?width=305&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bbe5b90dfc91d39162d543015bdc8d5bf9cc52d
They have him crawling around in the water of the Amen Corner as a hazard
Someone was arrested today outside the gates for being drunk and harassing people trying to get their tickets. I’m not saying it’s him, but I’m not saying it’s not him.
Saw him at the bate shop saying he was the master
You can find him on the 9th green at 9.
Saw him taking all of the pimento cheese sandwiches and reselling them on Facebook marketplace
He was there. I took this Monday.
https://preview.redd.it/kj1v7tjxr8ug1.jpeg?width=862&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aed21edd4ead4ba33a563b849a9a995dd21967d9
If his traps weren’t so long, he would have to be in the running for longest neck
He’s lurking for sure
The no phones thing might make it a challenge

Has anyone asked this guy in person if he knows hes a meme?
No cameras allowed
https://preview.redd.it/8u626293u8ug1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=487baf282f928882dbebd720b012639b7e1bee42
Sawgrass. April 2025. Had a run in with this guy. Caddy accidentally packed his golf clubs in the back of our SUV. He thought we were stealing them. Fucking shit show lol
He got sponsors exemption, he’s top 30 on the board now
Can someone just interview this guy already? I need LORE
Yeah he’s -3 right now
Just think of him and he’ll be there
I hadn’t seen it in a while. Here it is.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/16pjd88/you_wanna_test_god/](https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/16pjd88/you_wanna_test_god/)
He will for sure be there Sunday, he doesn’t waste his time with a Thursday
I saw two big fat naked bikers, in the woods off seventeen having sex
That screenshot is such gold lol
Anybody want to post the link again so we can all watch it?
Uncle Marcel is that you?
https://preview.redd.it/w9hdnofvx8ug1.png?width=771&format=png&auto=webp&s=198e6d3567d5725b815bd29d28cbc5aa0e984c65
We will see him in someone’s disposable shots next week
I am very curious to know whether he’s aware of his presence on Reddit.
Sumbitch is out there i know it
Someone gotta catch him in a broadcast shot of the crowd lol
No phone allowed
I saw him at the players
Still on his way from heaven
Looks like Randys definately off the cheese burgers g’nom-sayin?
https://preview.redd.it/v0rol8or39ug1.png?width=330&format=png&auto=webp&s=78f7f9738ba5d76ac2720b8fdb15754e0c37a597
I’d love to give him a backhand a couple times
I’m no fan of all these celebs and influencers being involved yesterday, but can we get him at the Par 3 contest next year?
https://preview.redd.it/323lq35b69ug1.jpeg?width=306&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5743b30157956bbad9844ba4fccf29e543497c5
Dude looks like he has meat canyon drawing proportions
yeah, he’s just enjoying the ride now
He was arrested at Talking Stick in Scottsdale yesterday, apparently.
The man l want him to play in our game so I can watch him go mental when someone plays his ball
Amen corner. Heaven help us
He was on his cellphone and got booted.
Don’t worry, we’ll see him at the end when he’s putting the green jacket on the tournament dinner.