tiger read this subreddit and said im gonna lay low for awhile
Right_Bike_5416
Lol does the PGA have any other nice things to say about Tiger right now
Big_Wooly_Mammoth
He’s literally afraid to lose and get embarrassed. Why else does he refuse one of the highest honors in golf repeatedly?
Due-Sheepherder-218
BAH GAWD that’s Keegan Bradleys music!
kwattsfo
So let’s see he screwed Augusta National out of the tournament and opening The Patch, the PGA Tour out of whatever he was doing to reform the Tour and the PGA over the Ryder Cup. Oh and also put everyone on the road in his community in danger.
Solid work.
Nice-Foot7552
Just let tRump be the captain. He’s the best captainer there is, just ask him
BatMean2045
Tiger never wanted the time consuming demands of being Captain. He will never be one because I think deep down, he simply doesn’t care that much about it.
PopularTask2020
can we move on to JLeonard now? need to start working on how to avoid a massive ass kicking in Ireland 2027.
Ok_Figure7671
Sorry I’m late guys!
Imaginary_Bet_6461
Tiger grew up so fast and famous. Now he just wants to live as a kid and play video games and make bad decisions. I’d be happy never hearing about him again.
SuspiciousLove7219
When the walls come crumbling down
basic_cinephile
European threepeat incoming
Vas_Cody_Gamma
Was he confirmed to be captain? I guess I missed the news.
lwaysrm4pie
JT for Captain! I know he’s playing well at the start but he would be amazing as Cap
ryansalad
Tiger has always been a terrible idea as captain. Who would ever live up to his own expectations of them?
doublex12
Ryder cup is next year already? Where does the time go
Objective_Tie_7626
JP McManus should have paid him the money up front to get clean.
Maybe that’s where he’s going on holiday. Imagine Adare Manor becoming a world renowned rehab as a side line to the golf
Hylian_ina_halfshell
‘Stands in full support’
Tiger makes us fuck tons of money. We are saddened that our wallets got fucked so we plan to see this one out. To be clear, we give zero fucks about his personal health or well being. The fact that he is a shell of a man that is broken, is of no concern to us, we are sad that we can’t wheel him out there to drive ratings and make money. Make no mistake we love making money, and turning a blind eye to social issues(as we support pride but weirdly in a field of 150 have zero openly gay players, weird huh?) but this is about Tiger not about us just hoping that someday, we will make him captain because…. Money
Ftfy
BeastMortos
Knob gobbling at its finest
averytolar
Tiger playing 4d chess. He knew getting the captains chair for the Ryder cup team was a sure loss, figured I better flip this car. Was his only out.
throwaway642246
Guys I’m confused….why would Tiger turn down Ryder Cup Captain if all he did was get into an accident because of texting and driving?
BoneDoc624
He shouldn’t even be considered at this point. Or ever again. Why do we (and especially the media) keep acting like this guy is relevant any longer? He is a power hungry serial adulterer, a family destroyer, a drug abuser, an addict of multiple types. We’re truly fortunate he hasn’t killed someone. He’s fortunate he hasn’t killed himself. Who knows — maybe he’s trying to end his life. He won the 2019 Masters (a spectacular story), somehow the 2018 Tour Championship without a win otherwise during the season, and before that, last won at Firestone in 2013. Sadly, he’ll never win again. If we carried ourselves like him we’d be alone, close to if not friendless, unemployed, and likely in jail. Let’s focus on the great players on the tour today.
mehnotsure
Who writes this crap. Terrible.
RaidersTwennyTwenny
No idea why you would want him to be the captain anyway. He has no discernible leadership qualities, not to mention a terrible Ryder Cup record.
Remote_Breadfruit_62
He isn’t fit to be one.
Successful-Tea-5733
Can I just say, I’m tired of hearing about Tiger and his privacy. He doesn’t give two hoots about the safety of everyone else on the roads when he is exercising his freedoms, multiple times he could have killed himself and others. Put him out there on I 95 with the rest of the drunks picking up trash, they don’t get to rehab in private, they put the lives of everyone else in danger with their selfishness, he can sacrifice a little bit of his privacy to show that he understands his wealth doesn’t give him a right to privacy moreso than the guy whose wife has cancer and maybe had 1 too many to drown his sorrows. And that guy doesn’t get to recover on his yacht he has to go back to reality. Tiger lives in a fantasy world…
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tiger read this subreddit and said im gonna lay low for awhile
Lol does the PGA have any other nice things to say about Tiger right now
He’s literally afraid to lose and get embarrassed. Why else does he refuse one of the highest honors in golf repeatedly?
BAH GAWD that’s Keegan Bradleys music!
So let’s see he screwed Augusta National out of the tournament and opening The Patch, the PGA Tour out of whatever he was doing to reform the Tour and the PGA over the Ryder Cup. Oh and also put everyone on the road in his community in danger.
Solid work.
Just let tRump be the captain. He’s the best captainer there is, just ask him
Tiger never wanted the time consuming demands of being Captain.
He will never be one because I think deep down, he simply doesn’t care that much about it.
can we move on to JLeonard now? need to start working on how to avoid a massive ass kicking in Ireland 2027.
Sorry I’m late guys!
Tiger grew up so fast and famous. Now he just wants to live as a kid and play video games and make bad decisions. I’d be happy never hearing about him again.
When the walls come crumbling down
European threepeat incoming
Was he confirmed to be captain? I guess I missed the news.
JT for Captain! I know he’s playing well at the start but he would be amazing as Cap
Tiger has always been a terrible idea as captain. Who would ever live up to his own expectations of them?
Ryder cup is next year already? Where does the time go
JP McManus should have paid him the money up front to get clean.
Maybe that’s where he’s going on holiday. Imagine Adare Manor becoming a world renowned rehab as a side line to the golf
‘Stands in full support’
Tiger makes us fuck tons of money. We are saddened that our wallets got fucked so we plan to see this one out. To be clear, we give zero fucks about his personal health or well being. The fact that he is a shell of a man that is broken, is of no concern to us, we are sad that we can’t wheel him out there to drive ratings and make money. Make no mistake we love making money, and turning a blind eye to social issues(as we support pride but weirdly in a field of 150 have zero openly gay players, weird huh?) but this is about Tiger not about us just hoping that someday, we will make him captain because…. Money
Ftfy
Knob gobbling at its finest
Tiger playing 4d chess. He knew getting the captains chair for the Ryder cup team was a sure loss, figured I better flip this car. Was his only out.
Guys I’m confused….why would Tiger turn down Ryder Cup Captain if all he did was get into an accident because of texting and driving?
He shouldn’t even be considered at this point. Or ever again. Why do we (and especially the media) keep acting like this guy is relevant any longer? He is a power hungry serial adulterer, a family destroyer, a drug abuser, an addict of multiple types. We’re truly fortunate he hasn’t killed someone. He’s fortunate he hasn’t killed himself. Who knows — maybe he’s trying to end his life. He won the 2019 Masters (a spectacular story), somehow the 2018 Tour Championship without a win otherwise during the season, and before that, last won at Firestone in 2013. Sadly, he’ll never win again. If we carried ourselves like him we’d be alone, close to if not friendless, unemployed, and likely in jail. Let’s focus on the great players on the tour today.
Who writes this crap. Terrible.
No idea why you would want him to be the captain anyway. He has no discernible leadership qualities, not to mention a terrible Ryder Cup record.
He isn’t fit to be one.
Can I just say, I’m tired of hearing about Tiger and his privacy. He doesn’t give two hoots about the safety of everyone else on the roads when he is exercising his freedoms, multiple times he could have killed himself and others. Put him out there on I 95 with the rest of the drunks picking up trash, they don’t get to rehab in private, they put the lives of everyone else in danger with their selfishness, he can sacrifice a little bit of his privacy to show that he understands his wealth doesn’t give him a right to privacy moreso than the guy whose wife has cancer and maybe had 1 too many to drown his sorrows. And that guy doesn’t get to recover on his yacht he has to go back to reality. Tiger lives in a fantasy world…