Tiger mugshot

by unsolved49

47 Comments

  1. SpaceBoy1515

    He would look just fine bald why does he hold onto the lollipop rolled around on the carpet look?

  2. GCGC169

    How has he not gone to Turkey for hair tits yet?

  3. mrthirsty

    Wake up babe, there’s a new Tiger mugshot.

  4. basic_cinephile

    Can’t wait to see this on a shirt at a tour event soon

  5. They had to get a warrant to pry his sunglasses off

  6. BigFatModeraterFupa

    2pm. Driving down a tiny road at a high enough speed to flip a damn SUV.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he was going 80+ mph (again)

  7. Like it or not…this picture is will only grow the game

  8. Comfortable_Golf1350

    Been there, done that, but doesn’t look as shitty as his first mugshot!

  9. NDT4PRES

    What rolls faster? The greens in jupiter or tiger’s vehicles?..

  10. GreenTrail0

    Wide angle lens is not going to do anyone any favors… Rough.

  11. toothbrush81

    No way. This ain’t his mug. Come on. I mean, correct me if I’m wrong, that’s fine but….

  12. Mindless-Barnacle-11

    Imagine that being your dad. This hurts more than the “joy and coolness” those majors your dad won when you were a kid.

  13. EndPractical653

    Why doesn’t he have a driver by now.

  14. nathanwilson26

    Imagine in 2001 being told that in 25 years tiger would be arrested for suspicion of DUI more times than John daly.

  15. -Golf-Addict-

    My buddy mentioned to me today that, one of these days he is gonna run someone down. All his sponsors will drop him and the victims family and lawyers are gonna drain him dry of every dollar he has.

  16. 40mgmelatonindeep

    Ill never understand rich people who can afford drivers who get DUIs, if I get tiger money im never driving again

  17. GolfingGator

    Just remember this dipshit thinks the tiny minuscule inconvenience of hiring a driver (the annual cost of which would be a fucking rounding error for him) is such a big hurdle that he (metaphorically, with other people like him who can’t learn their fucking lesson) is putting people you love at risk over and over.

    I bought into the redemption arc. No more. Fuck this fucking fuck.

  18. Mulliganasty

    Did we not grow up on the idea that being a bagillionaire meant you could have a limo and a driver polishing your limo all day long?

    And these mf’s just got to drive they drunk asses around all the dang time?! smh

  19. TheFonz2244

    Pretty sad to see. As good as Tiger’s career was, it’ll still be a case of ‘What could have been?’ Basically squandered 13 years of his career mostly due to self inflicted wounds.

  20. BobbingFourApples

    New Bonnaroo totem just dropped

  21. Lol_who_me

    Why is a billionaire golfer speeding around cutting people off? Guy, what are you late for? Trust me you’re Tiger fucking Woods they will wait. Or maybe he’s just a giant asshole that thinks the rules don’t apply to him.

  22. pwehttam

    I love that man. He is still the fucking man

  23. Jack69Ham

    Hope you’re ok Tiger. You’ll get through this.

  24. WaingrofromHeat

    Only if he made that short putt on the TGL the other night

  25. GovernmentSin

    All these Reddit fucking losers have so much hate. I just hope he gets the help he needs. He obviously has an issue.

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