It’s Bone Valley for those who don’t want to click
x10FoilHatx
Bone Valley has long been known as the area around the quaint municipality of Pound Town
vetruviusdeshotacon
Boner valley, land of the rising wood.
Stand tall; for despite your stiff shafts the winds from the east may yet blow your balls off course.
Make haste; as the first to come can still see remnants of the erection.
Across the greens, where the subtle undulations tease.
The gentlest of touch will bring the firmest to their knees.
Boner Valley, with it’s natural curves; where the fairways proudly swell.
Every man happy to see one another, is that your putter in your pants, my friend? I can hardly tell.
Grip it firm; do not relent, let that backstroke boldly grow.
But beware of prematurity lest you dribble in rough below.
Now firmly in the landing strip, approaching ’round the bend; The caddy whispers, “pace yourself, hit the sweet spot, friend.”
In Boner Valley it’s a marathon, one must stay in the zone.
For only those with strength of will end up in 18’s home.
DatSnuffleupagus
Your Mom was a close second
Particular-Ad9304
It makes perfect sense if you know about the immediate area. They found a ton of fossils during the construction of the course.
There’s a Megalodon mouth in the hotel full of teeth found during an excavation by UF students. The land the resort sits on used to be the bottom of the ocean
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Sick name
In before Boner Valley
It’s Bone Valley for those who don’t want to click
Bone Valley has long been known as the area around the quaint municipality of Pound Town
Boner valley, land of the rising wood.
Stand tall; for despite your stiff shafts the winds from the east may yet blow your balls off course.
Make haste; as the first to come can still see remnants of the erection.
Across the greens, where the subtle undulations tease.
The gentlest of touch will bring the firmest to their knees.
Boner Valley, with it’s natural curves; where the fairways proudly swell.
Every man happy to see one another, is that your putter in your pants, my friend? I can hardly tell.
Grip it firm; do not relent, let that backstroke boldly grow.
But beware of prematurity lest you dribble in rough below.
Now firmly in the landing strip, approaching ’round the bend; The caddy whispers, “pace yourself, hit the sweet spot, friend.”
In Boner Valley it’s a marathon, one must stay in the zone.
For only those with strength of will end up in 18’s home.
Your Mom was a close second
It makes perfect sense if you know about the immediate area. They found a ton of fossils during the construction of the course.
There’s a Megalodon mouth in the hotel full of teeth found during an excavation by UF students. The land the resort sits on used to be the bottom of the ocean
Bone Valley ATV park is adjacent to Streamsong.
https://visitcentralflorida.org/featured/bone-valley-atv-park/
It’s dumb. It’s the name of the tavern there but it’s just so different than the others, I don’t know why you wouldn’t name it White or Green
Bone valley sounds like the nickname for the sketchiest fraternity on campus
I had thought that it was originally going to be “white” when I was there in 2023-2024