My wife ran over my ai smoke driver this morning in the garage (and my maltby 5 wood) I guess my bag fell over in the night- I’ve been assured it’s not revenge but almost 20 years into marriage its hard to discern, i think it was an accidnet.
Does Callaway run any rentention specials for personal tragedies? Does the warranty cover car attacks? Can that dude who sells on callaway pre-owned save me? Why would a loving God create a world with so much suffering?
I was really starting to get along with that driver. Sorry for the explicit content so early in the day.
by derrymertin
19 Comments
the wood looks salvageable given it’s just the shaft
Sue her auto insurance /s
Definitely revenge thing but just can’t prove it yet.
Looks like someone is getting new clubs!
I can’t think of a better way to get new clubs!
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Why aren’t you storing your clubs in your bedroom, right beside the bed?
This is unfortunate but you could easily just get a new one.
Try tinder or maybe even just try to find a new wife at the golf course.
Your homeowner’s insurance might actually cover this, but knowing how insurance companies are, you’re probably better off just getting some new stuff.
Price up your top-end dream replacements. Add in a couple of hours coaching from a good pro.
Take the bill to your wife. Tell her. “I love golf. You know that. Replacing these will cost $XXXX. But I value you and our marriage more than I love golf. Let’s scrabble that money together, and spend it on a proper holiday together.”
BLAMMO! Four months later you have a stronger relationship and the driver of your dreams.
Waiting for the post of a wife asking what to do after she ran over her husband’s clubs
This is gonna be one of those things where she admits she did it on purpose in like 20 years
Just replace the driver. And get two new clubs to replace the broken ones
Dam OP, this really sucks.
Sounds like you need to buy an entirely new golf club set, bag, shirts, pants, shorts, shoes, hats, tees, gloves, divot tool, range finder, golf cart, golf caddy, portable speaker, Pro V1’s, towel, ball marker, wire brush, swing trainer, and a 30 rack.
My thoughts and prayers are with you.
“well I guess we can make plans for Saturday now that you can’t golf”
There’s a potential for a car insurance claim on this. My friend used car insurance to claim a broken sim monitor when it got run over in the garage after his girlfriend misplaced it.
Maybe she did it on purpose? Great wife!
I would be looking to get a new wife. Maybe this year’s model.