Bros keeping score using the runes of ancient civilizations
KawiStunt
lol. That dude was really adamant his way is the best way.
mr13ump
This is what I would do while I was biding my time trying to figure out what score I was going to lie about having shot at the end of the round.
SeaAmount2112
Can you translate?
caughtinthought
encrypted scorecard, nice. Better update the protocol before quantum gets here tho
LegitimateFig5311
Is ur buddy the zodiac?
FiveYardFaded
Ouch, that ➗ on nine is brutal.
DocWilly84
Man, and the lack of consistency! Not one duplicate hole score.
sleepinchipmonk
Was your friend in the special classes back in high school?
skurnie
Beautiful Mind over here
shephrrd
I don’t know, it kinda looks like Tim shot a DETROIT on the front nine to me.
No-Pea-7530
Playing golf with the Zodiac killer
Umbramors
Great what’s the worst that could happen
GibsonBluesGuy
Dude is a reincarnated Egyptian….
Alexander_da_ok
The one person that understands windings font
DickNitro7
That a lot of different symbols for a lot of the same numbers
stevemm70
Ha! I have a buddy who, if he’s playing poorly, will come up with creative scoring. One day it was to give himself a color for each hole. Another day it was like a school grade, A-F. Honestly, I think the school grade idea might be a good one if you’re just starting out. Don’t worry about the score, just worry about whether you think you played the hole well.
nola_mike
Dude is keeping score in hieroglyphics. Who is he, Ramses II?
iHasMagyk
I think your buddy is bullshitting you
Appropriate-Food1757
There’s medication for that
Emergency-Shirt2208
Like the guy with 3 snowmen and a handful of doubles putting out on 18 with “well, that’s an 86 boys” 🤔😆
Mobile-Tangelo-4515
Native American or Egyptian?
bcnyr09
I remember the Webdings font from grade school
MagicSilver
Bro is keeping score in Wingdings
OGPepeSilvia
Your buddy Tim is a troll, it says so right on the card, Tim’s score from holes 3-7
DarkHelmet2222
“Did I hear a ‘niner’ in there?”
PiskoWK
Do you golf with the zodiac killer?
BraaaaainK
Is your friend the zodiac killer?
wiggoner
ha – i’ve got kind of a dumb funny story – my first proper golf trip we went to streamsong in florida. 4 day trip 16-20 dudes, and the first two days i’m just drinking all day and all night partying and not caring about the golf. then i kinda realize after a decent back 9 on day two that i’m wasting this very expensive trip – i should actually try to put a score together the next day. so i keep it mellow at dinner, wake up early go for a jog and hit the range etc eat oatmeal or whatever. i play the front 9 great with the help of this caddy “zee” putting me on good clubs and plans, and i shoot a 37. at the halfway house zee sparks a hydroponic home grown fattie and hands it to me “nice front” – i take 3 big deep pulls and i’m immediately in outer space. i’m the one driving the cart (for now) and i have numerical scores on the first two holes but then my scorecard starts to look like the one posted here. there’s nonsensical runes and geometrical shapes where numbers should be and it’s all over the card. it’s all a bit hazy, but i remember walking a lot of the back 9 (it was 100 degrees and sunny), i remember a flier out of a deep fairway bunker that by some stroke of luck ended up a tap in, i kind of remember walking into my friends swing and getting hit in the head with the club and knocked to the ground. i know i’m messed up but somehow i finish the round and i’m ashamed and i’m beating myself up for smoking that joint, and i go into the dark cool bar and order a giant pilsner. i’ve got my head in my hands, i’m slowly recovering and i notice there’s ipads all over the bars where you can go thru the course in detail. so my and my buddy start going thru the back 9 shot by shot and lo and behold i shot a 37 on the back. and that’s to this day still my lowest round.
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Are those the symbols from Ron Swansons will?
Bros keeping score using the runes of ancient civilizations
lol. That dude was really adamant his way is the best way.
This is what I would do while I was biding my time trying to figure out what score I was going to lie about having shot at the end of the round.
Can you translate?
encrypted scorecard, nice. Better update the protocol before quantum gets here tho
Is ur buddy the zodiac?
Ouch, that ➗ on nine is brutal.
Man, and the lack of consistency! Not one duplicate hole score.
Was your friend in the special classes back in high school?
Beautiful Mind over here
I don’t know, it kinda looks like Tim shot a DETROIT on the front nine to me.
Playing golf with the Zodiac killer
Great what’s the worst that could happen
Dude is a reincarnated Egyptian….
The one person that understands windings font
That a lot of different symbols for a lot of the same numbers
Ha! I have a buddy who, if he’s playing poorly, will come up with creative scoring. One day it was to give himself a color for each hole. Another day it was like a school grade, A-F. Honestly, I think the school grade idea might be a good one if you’re just starting out. Don’t worry about the score, just worry about whether you think you played the hole well.
Dude is keeping score in hieroglyphics. Who is he, Ramses II?
I think your buddy is bullshitting you
There’s medication for that
Like the guy with 3 snowmen and a handful of doubles putting out on 18 with “well, that’s an 86 boys” 🤔😆
Native American or Egyptian?
I remember the Webdings font from grade school
Bro is keeping score in Wingdings
Your buddy Tim is a troll, it says so right on the card, Tim’s score from holes 3-7
“Did I hear a ‘niner’ in there?”
Do you golf with the zodiac killer?
Is your friend the zodiac killer?
ha – i’ve got kind of a dumb funny story – my first proper golf trip we went to streamsong in florida. 4 day trip 16-20 dudes, and the first two days i’m just drinking all day and all night partying and not caring about the golf. then i kinda realize after a decent back 9 on day two that i’m wasting this very expensive trip – i should actually try to put a score together the next day. so i keep it mellow at dinner, wake up early go for a jog and hit the range etc eat oatmeal or whatever. i play the front 9 great with the help of this caddy “zee” putting me on good clubs and plans, and i shoot a 37. at the halfway house zee sparks a hydroponic home grown fattie and hands it to me “nice front” – i take 3 big deep pulls and i’m immediately in outer space. i’m the one driving the cart (for now) and i have numerical scores on the first two holes but then my scorecard starts to look like the one posted here. there’s nonsensical runes and geometrical shapes where numbers should be and it’s all over the card. it’s all a bit hazy, but i remember walking a lot of the back 9 (it was 100 degrees and sunny), i remember a flier out of a deep fairway bunker that by some stroke of luck ended up a tap in, i kind of remember walking into my friends swing and getting hit in the head with the club and knocked to the ground. i know i’m messed up but somehow i finish the round and i’m ashamed and i’m beating myself up for smoking that joint, and i go into the dark cool bar and order a giant pilsner. i’ve got my head in my hands, i’m slowly recovering and i notice there’s ipads all over the bars where you can go thru the course in detail. so my and my buddy start going thru the back 9 shot by shot and lo and behold i shot a 37 on the back. and that’s to this day still my lowest round.
Wtf is this, WINGDINGS?
This is the only way I’m breaking 80 too
Hieroglyphics
Auuuuuuuutism