They used to give them out every year at this charity scramble I used to play in.
I have my doubts about their high performance and eco-friendliness.
Historical-Brick-822
I usually leave my Dixon my pants when I am golfing.
Apoc3533
golferbry
The Fire version is $75 a dozen? Yikes.
skirmsonly
How do these compare to kirklands?
beerandsocks
They’re more known for their Cider
thereelsuperman
Personally, I prefer playing dicks out
irishdan56
I love playing with them, sometimes even two, three times a day!
Wirelessness
“Without batting an eye”
socially_stoic
If you like hitting rocks they’re fine I guess
MurphyBacon
Dixon Every Hole
youngstu3030
Nope. My wife doesn’t either
Bit_the_Bullitt
Problem with some of these claims is nobody verifies what “eco-friendly” ball is.
Is it decomposing in say 500yrs instead of 1000yrs? Does it use 2 less gallons of water than another brand?
Point being these claims are all basically bogus and in my view one of the reasons people are exhausted from the constant guilt trip about worrying about their greenhouse gasses etc
Cheesedingus
Your mom told me she loves to
1I1III1I1I111I1I1
**Me:** I’m gonna play with my Dixon Balls
**Them:** Sir, this is a Wendys
DoiReadThatStupid
Nobody enjoys those balls. Even mother nature says they have no feel.
crckdddy
Only when my Dixon the cup!
Hour_Succotash7176
Work with a guy named Dixon. I so need to get a sleeve of these for him.
Or get them for everyone else in the office except him. Then we could all be playing with his balls.
zaksdaddy
I don’t know Dixon that well.
brutalpancake
Steve----O
lol. Dicks ‘n balls.
Dalai-Lama-of-Reno
bro NSFW
Prestigious_Cycle160
The fuck is an “eco friendly” golf ball? They sit in the woods just fine and harm nothing. The gimmicks are getting pretty ridiculous.
104MAS
Dixer? I hardly know her
DuderinoHatesBrevity
My wife does if I can get her in the right mood.
JGower144
They’re awful
kjudd11
CairnsRock1
I don’t know him.
NoMoreHoarding69
It would be funny if I could get Siri to read this aloud while I’m at work
Dramatic_Plant420
Played a whole round with that ball and loved it! Comfortably sitting at the bottom of a pond now unfortunately
External-Class-9747
They really need to release the Ticonderoga No.2 model
Mr_Paleblood
You’d better off hitting a rock?!?
gap_toof_mouf
Dixon Butts
BickNickerson
Even the reverends wife likes some Dixon balls.
TestNet777
I thought every guy had their dixon balls.
TotenWD
I use my Dixon balls maybe two to three times a week. Sometimes my wife does too!
Knautical_J
Dixon my ass, probably suck
rust-e-apples1
Your mom plays with Dixon balls.
Shaggadelic12
I was gifted a sleeve of these at a tournament a few years ago. It was like hitting a dull rock. I wanted to like it, but it might have been the worst ball Ive ever hit. Even a Top Flite has a little give if you hit the sweet spot and compress it. This felt like the ball was punishing my club for striking it.
DM_ME_FIRECROTCH
I’ve played their women’s ball, Titzn Mufe.
flyin-lowe
Funny story, I was playing in a charity scramble many years ago (pre covid I think) and they were set up on a hole, sponsoring and handing out their golf balls. I jokingly told the lady at the booth you need a shirt that say’s “I love Dixon balls”. Everyone in area started laughing and the two people from Dixon in the area looked at each other like why is everyone laughing. She finally asked why they were laughing and I said, it’s just the joke that writes itself, I love Dicks and balls. They looked at each other and said they had never heard or thought of that before. I told them there was no way they got this far into a business and nobody had brought this up. They both said they had never heard or thought of this before. I am not sure what their part is in the company but there is no way I am the first idiot to make fun of that name.
mickeyb8675309
Junk
BigRedBoiler
Your mom likes dixon balls in and around her mouth.
itsjustmyopinion_but
I usually play with my dixon balls every other day. Sometimes twice a day.
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Giggity.
Just mine.
They used to give them out every year at this charity scramble I used to play in.
I have my doubts about their high performance and eco-friendliness.
I usually leave my Dixon my pants when I am golfing.
The Fire version is $75 a dozen? Yikes.
How do these compare to kirklands?
They’re more known for their Cider
Personally, I prefer playing dicks out
I love playing with them, sometimes even two, three times a day!
“Without batting an eye”
If you like hitting rocks they’re fine I guess
Dixon Every Hole
Nope. My wife doesn’t either
Problem with some of these claims is nobody verifies what “eco-friendly” ball is.
Is it decomposing in say 500yrs instead of 1000yrs?
Does it use 2 less gallons of water than another brand?
Point being these claims are all basically bogus and in my view one of the reasons people are exhausted from the constant guilt trip about worrying about their greenhouse gasses etc
Your mom told me she loves to
**Me:** I’m gonna play with my Dixon Balls
**Them:** Sir, this is a Wendys
Nobody enjoys those balls. Even mother nature says they have no feel.
Only when my Dixon the cup!
Work with a guy named Dixon. I so need to get a sleeve of these for him.
Or get them for everyone else in the office except him. Then we could all be playing with his balls.
I don’t know Dixon that well.
lol. Dicks ‘n balls.
bro NSFW
The fuck is an “eco friendly” golf ball? They sit in the woods just fine and harm nothing. The gimmicks are getting pretty ridiculous.
Dixer? I hardly know her
My wife does if I can get her in the right mood.
They’re awful
I don’t know him.
It would be funny if I could get Siri to read this aloud while I’m at work
Played a whole round with that ball and loved it! Comfortably sitting at the bottom of a pond now unfortunately
They really need to release the Ticonderoga No.2 model
You’d better off hitting a rock?!?
Dixon Butts
Even the reverends wife likes some Dixon balls.
I thought every guy had their dixon balls.
I use my Dixon balls maybe two to three times a week. Sometimes my wife does too!
Dixon my ass, probably suck
Your mom plays with Dixon balls.
I was gifted a sleeve of these at a tournament a few years ago. It was like hitting a dull rock. I wanted to like it, but it might have been the worst ball Ive ever hit. Even a Top Flite has a little give if you hit the sweet spot and compress it. This felt like the ball was punishing my club for striking it.
I’ve played their women’s ball, Titzn Mufe.
Funny story, I was playing in a charity scramble many years ago (pre covid I think) and they were set up on a hole, sponsoring and handing out their golf balls. I jokingly told the lady at the booth you need a shirt that say’s “I love Dixon balls”. Everyone in area started laughing and the two people from Dixon in the area looked at each other like why is everyone laughing. She finally asked why they were laughing and I said, it’s just the joke that writes itself, I love Dicks and balls. They looked at each other and said they had never heard or thought of that before. I told them there was no way they got this far into a business and nobody had brought this up. They both said they had never heard or thought of this before. I am not sure what their part is in the company but there is no way I am the first idiot to make fun of that name.
Junk
Your mom likes dixon balls in and around her mouth.
I usually play with my dixon balls every other day. Sometimes twice a day.