On 12/14 @ 1:31AM, this bum broke into my car and stole my golf clubs from my parked car at home in Northern VA. Please let me know if you see them for sale.

Black Titleist bag with a Virginia Tech towel

Precision Pro rangefinder with a Team USA case

TSR2 10 degree with Fukikara Ventus TR 6S shaft with dark blue golf pride grip

Stealth 2 3 wood with dark blue Golf Pride MCC grip

Stealth 2 4 hybrid with light blue Golf Pride MCC grip

2021 P790s 4-P with Nippon shafts and light blue Golf Pride MCC grips

SM9 50, 54, and 58 wedges with light blue Golf Pride MCC grips. The 50 is chrome finish, 54 is black raw, and the 58 is brushed steel finish.

Odyssey Triple Track Ten putter with Ryder Cup Team USA grip

by maseel04

35 Comments

  1. OG_sirloinchop

    This guy just earnt himself a lifetime supply of 4 putts. What a cockhead. And i am sorry for your loss

  2. Typical-Can-1033

    Got a good picture of him. Somebody is going to recognize him.

  3. Typical_Campaign_202

    You post this to local FB groups asking if anyone knows him? You got a good picture, you should get a name soon.

  4. teabaggins76

    Take the wife, just please, leave the clubs!

  5. BogeyMcShanks

    Sorry for your loss man. One moral to the story…never store golf clubs in your car.

  6. stonkerooni

    Have you shared this with the authorities? Some of these idiots work for dangerous people or might just be unhinged themselves, and if you’re spraying this around reddit and facebook and he sees, you need to remember he clearly knows where you live

  7. Active_Letterhead275

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  8. bigtome2120

    Then go get him out of your car and beat his ass!

  9. RandomPenquin1337

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  10. PierreBDelecto

    This is the deepest Shia LaBeouf has gone into a character before. 

    Thank you for participating in the guerilla marketing. 

  11. FreddyCupples

    Tom Hardy is a real cocksucker these days.

  12. onepremiere

    Always during the holidays… my wallet was taken out of my truck last week. Totally my fault, got distracted by life and our 4 month old, completely forgot it was still in the truck. But if it were my clubs, I would still be out there hunting the MF’r down. There are so many emotions in that bag, most of them shame and anger but they are mine and I carry them with me to every round. Hope something good comes of this!

  13. Similar-Tangerine

    I don’t know if they’re gonna make it up to Canada but I’ll keep an eye out brother 

  14. grandpasking

    Wouldn’t it be nice to get to your tee time and there is that guy with your clubs in the 4 some in front of you. You know his face
    but he never seen you before.

  15. LlamaJacks

    Upvoting for visibility. Hope you find your clubs man. If this happened to me, I’d be devastated.

  16. Full_Equipment_1958

    Come on man! You can’t leave shit in your car! Ok? Never again!!!

  17. DetDipstick

    Unless he decides to use them, contact every nearby pawnstore, thrift shop, and golf store and tell them to be on the look out for your clubs and whoever’s trying to hawk them for cash.

  18. Insomnium_111

    Sucks, but why leave them in car overnight? Why take risks even in good neighborhoods people get cars broken into all the time.

  19. PluralVisions

    I hope his balls itch for the rest of his life

  20. NativeNevada23

    I’d definitely be checking apps like OfferUp and FB marketplace. If he’s not a golfer, he may try to move the set as a whole for a “cheap” price

  21. Bstandturtlelives

    Dammit why did you have to say Nova 

  22. th3goonmobile

    I never understand people who leave thousands of dollars worth of shit in their car… hopefully insurance covers it op but also I hope you learned a lesson here.

  23. just-a-simple-song

    1- I’m so fucking sorry.
    2- DONT LEAVE YOUR CLUBS IN YOUR CAR
    3- also im sorry
    4- DONT LEAVE YOUR CLUBS IN YOUR CAR
    5- not for a moment
    6- not overnight
    7- seriously don’t do if
    8- sorry

  24. Longbeach_strangler

    Shia LaBeouf has fallen on hard times

  25. HammeredWookiee

    I hear many stories of people getting their clubs stolen out of cars to where i won’t even take the chance I bring them inside my house and even work if I played before going in. I’m sorry this happened to you OP I hope by some chance you are able to retrieve them if they show up on market place or a local pawnshop.

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