At Oyster Bay in Calabash, NC there are 2 monsters that hang out on the green on one of the par 3’s. That’s my buddy’s ball.
New_Glove7603
Anybody who isn’t familiar with Florida golf, this is fairly routine. Also alligators don’t do fuck all in the day except for sun themselves, so you’re good.
ICantSeeDeadPpl
I got teamed up with a father/son on vacation in Hilton Head once. On the first hole, a massive 13-footer went lumbering across our fairway from one lagoon to another.
Being from Iowa, they were absolutely terror-stricken, and just froze for a very long time, even after it was out of the way. My buddy and I just chuckled, knowing even the big ones can be scared off with a golf cart.
This was my 2nd shot on a par 3 the other day. I was pretty proud of my chip considering my attention was, divided shall we say
EastCoastMountaineer
Are you sure it wasn’t 6 – 7 foot?
vin-rr
Is that at Sandhill Crane golf course? A par 3 tee box?
Gildabeast4
That’s actually 2 alligators in a trench coat
djp70117
Did you throw a towel over it’s head and attempt to attack it from behind?
Paintguy-413
My Dad (passed now) would be oblivious to them when we played in Florida. He’d hit down near a water hazard and just go trotting down there like his going to pick it up with an alligator 5 feet away! Lol! 😲
slayer_f-150
Is that #16 at Cypresswood Golf and Country Club in Winter Haven?
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Liar.
That animal clearly has, at most, four feet. Not seven or eight.
Dang I’ve got to get home. It’s cold af here.

That’s a big ass hazard.
What did you do? Personally I’d be getting the hell out of there 🤣
I’m looking at that bird thinking, “this mofo super chill.” But what the fuck do I know?
Scary but baddass
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At Oyster Bay in Calabash, NC there are 2 monsters that hang out on the green on one of the par 3’s. That’s my buddy’s ball.
Anybody who isn’t familiar with Florida golf, this is fairly routine. Also alligators don’t do fuck all in the day except for sun themselves, so you’re good.
I got teamed up with a father/son on vacation in Hilton Head once. On the first hole, a massive 13-footer went lumbering across our fairway from one lagoon to another.
Being from Iowa, they were absolutely terror-stricken, and just froze for a very long time, even after it was out of the way. My buddy and I just chuckled, knowing even the big ones can be scared off with a golf cart.
You sure it wasn’t 6-7?
Last hole of the day or like…ever?
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This was my 2nd shot on a par 3 the other day. I was pretty proud of my chip considering my attention was, divided shall we say
Are you sure it wasn’t 6 – 7 foot?
Is that at Sandhill Crane golf course? A par 3 tee box?
That’s actually 2 alligators in a trench coat
Did you throw a towel over it’s head and attempt to attack it from behind?
My Dad (passed now) would be oblivious to them when we played in Florida.
He’d hit down near a water hazard and just go trotting down there like his going to pick it up with an alligator 5 feet away! Lol! 😲
Is that #16 at Cypresswood Golf and Country Club in Winter Haven?
More like 6 – 7
That water puppy is 70% tail
Nope nope nope
Meh… that’s more of a 6-7 alligator.
Looks delicious