This STUNNING golf course was too CHEAP!

Morning. Day eight running in Veness. I thought we’ll give you what it’s really like on these trips. Right, everyone’s asleep, but obviously I’ve got to get up and make sure what’s happening with the weather. So, everything’s getting charged. Just a little battery left. All done. No room in our room. that sign. Yeah. So, I’m going to show you some proper cuz uh got a lot of problems and the problems of weather which it’s hopefully you can see here the problems of weather. It’s a bit shocking. So, we’re we’re here but we’re playing there today. So, as you can see it’s now 8:00 live. We’ve got no chance. Let’s move forward just all day. All day now at 11. Just all day. So when I do these trips, I’ve done this trip out of our own funds and like I’m I’m panicking. Everyone won’t be panicking. They’re not going to have that stress. But but you’ve also got to take the best out of the situation. So my book, I’ve got so many golf courses. Now it’s hidden gems. I don’t want to go back to somewhere what we’ve already played because you’ve already seen it. So there’s a golf course what was on my list, but I wanted to go and show you from April, May when all the Gors is in bloom. There’s a golf course here and there’s loads of freight from from 2:00. The weather’s pretty good, so we should get it done. And it’s called book pool. Where do we go from here? Where do we go from here? Oh, Steve. And that’s how you do it from the off. Oh, no. I think that’s me out of this hole. I think he needs to see a golfing psychologist. Oh, it’s in the [ __ ] Simon, have you ever thought of a sports size collar chest? Bit of this and a little bit of that. He is completely lost, hasn’t he? Awesome. I love you, too. Right, Steve, we’re going to have a great day today, aren’t we? Of course we are. So, fun facts. Fun facts. Yeah. History. Super tonic drink. Super tonic drink. Looking forward to that one. Oh, hey. Well, Steve, we’re at the beautiful Buckpool Golf Club. We are. So, been waiting in the clubhouse for a wee while golf mates. We’ve uh had a bit of rain. Aa has just come through. It’s just leaving us. We got some sun coming through on the hills out here. So, hopefully the sun will come out steady. We’ll have a lovely Right. And we’ll have a lovely afternoon. Yeah. Handicaps for today. Uh nothing for Mr. Pay, four for Mr. Harrison, and I lose a shot cuz I won. So, I’m off seven. Wow. So, it’s 74 nothing. 74 nothing. Yeah. Right. Seven for nothing. And who’s going to win today, do you think? Well, you spoke yesterday said you were going to win it. I’m I am I’m actually I need a legitimate win. Golf, mates. My win was on default really. Two holes in. I’m glad you agreed to. I’ve agreed to it. So, I’m going to predict it’s me today. Okay. And I’m going to say what I’ve always said. It’s them all me cuz he can’t cope with both of us. He’s But not both. Right. Enjoy. Book pull. Oh [ __ ] I turned a It’s top one. Yeah. You flipped it. So I think that’s by fast one. Right. Ste, you got any any any fun facts? Uh, well, I have, but it’s uh I It’s a little bit earlier for me to say certain things. You can do the little bits you’ve got. Right. Did we Did we say it was a past 70? Par 70. Yeah. 6,1 6,170. Yeah. 62. Many years ago, Steve, this parcel of land that the golf course was built on three adjoining farms to combat the unemployment. Yeah. From the decline in the heron industry. Okay. So, three farmlands here. All made way. Yeah. Join together. Join together to build this beautiful course. Yeah. It’s stunning, isn’t it? I mean, we’ve we’ve had the full Scottish experience so far, golf mates. Yes, we’ve had the lot. Yeah, the sun is trying it its hardest. I reckon very shortly, mate. It’s helping the claws for you. No, he’s definitely not helping the cause. No. And it’s a it’s a Harry Taylor designed golf course, Golf Mates, and it was opened in 1933. So, there you are. So, there you are. some little bits of you may know, you may not. Some fun facts that we will find out soon. I can’t wait to hear some of your fun facts, Steve. Yeah. Well, golf mates, first of all and foremost, I’ll have to uh let you know uh I already did the information for a golf course we were supposed to play, and because of the weather, I’ve done it for nothing. So, we’ve had to rush here. So, I’ve got a few bits of information, and I think it’s quite good, actually. You may know, you may not, but you’ll have to tune in to see Mr. Barlow’s history lesson in Bonnie, Scotland. Right. I’ve got a fun fact, Steve. Have you? Paul Lori. Yes. His first professional victory came here. In 1986. Yeah. And it was called the Mo Seafood Open. Seriously. Mo Seafood Open. Paul Lori Open champion. 1986. This was his first professional victory. Yeah. Yeah. It’s pretty cool, isn’t it? Yeah. I think a few people will know that. But for you who don’t, this is why we’re telling you the more I see food open. There you are. We’ll come back soon with more in in interesting bits of information that you didn’t know and you’ll thank us. Right golf mates, here we are. Bulk pool first hole with a 9 match. A 400 yard or 390 yard par four called Smeirrack. Uh the fog is lifting. It’s his gorillas in the mist time. Mating calls on. He won yesterday quite convincingly in the end, didn’t he? He did 19 points with a blob. That’s what he likes. Chucking in. He’s only getting seven and nine today. It’s facts. So, but we’ll probably lads will tell you all about it and I’m going to tell you all about the other golf courses around here because it’s well worth a trip. You probably could get four or five rounds of gold for less than 200 quid. Anyway, I’ll have a shot. I won’t. I’m attacking straight from the off. That’s what we like to hear, Stevie boy. Right in for that bunker. Hopefully, it fetches it in. Straight at the bunker with a bit of draw. Be sure of it, will it? No, it’s bouncing. I think it’s short of it. I couldn’t even hear that one line. Left hand corner. I saw it. Yeah, Preszo will tell us. Can’t see it. Can’t see it. Left hand side of that bunker. I saw it. Bones. Well, what did you say now? I tell you what, go. I think these are going to have come off. Soon as this fog’s gone, it’s actually there’s loose going. Yeah. Can see the properties. Very muggy. Right, boys. Between the bunkers today. Oh, he’s already quietly confident, boys. What a goal shot. Great shot. Oh, started on the pin and just drawing. That’s a beautiful I’ve lost it in the air. I heard it land. Great golf shot that middle. Good shot, sir. Thank you. Very, very good shot. 60 70 past me. That I tell you, it’s going to turn into a stunning afternoon. Here. It is. I can feel it. Look, the closer you can see them through. Miss shot, mate. Thank you. Yeah, it’s fine. You got to wear with it again. I have got away with it bunkers. That will run for fun. Scolded cat. Meow meow meow. I’m going to be honest. This jacket’s coming off. I’m absolutely roasted. Golf mates, enjoy bunk pool. And just like that, the heart has lifted. Well, what can I say? It’s been a long today, but we are out. I’m very excited. Uh I told you right at the beginning of the video I’ve known about this golf course for ages because we’ve done Stro lane around the corner culling Hortman. off there as far as Algen Spay Bay. There’s lo Kovy. I can’t forget can’t forget Kovy. Honestly, there’s a big I’ll put the map up. Look at all them courses. I’m going to try and name them off for you now. See if my knowledge is any good. Let’s start off with Peter Red in Brelli Fraser. And there’s a we course. I forgot his bloody name. There’s a little n forgot his name. Next one you’ve got Duff Royal. I think there’s Royal Tal that’s not been on the channel. And we’ve got Duff House Royal, Cullen, Bookpool, Strafalini, Spare Bay. There’s a course other side of Spare Bay. Not been there. You’ve got Hortman, Corsy, Moria, Old and New, and all going up to Elgen every everywhere. And obviously falls across the road. There’s golf courses everywhere. And I reckon, well, wait, I’m going to tell you now. This is how much it costs to play here. 40 quid. 40. And if you’re a coughing dodger, £30. Or if you play after 4:00 in the summer, £30. Cannot write it. Cannot believe it. It is the bomb. Right, golf mates. Day eight. We’ve come to a nice little course. It wasn’t on the list, but uh we’re here anyway. Book boom. 6,170 y 70 handicaps for today. Seven for Mr. Barlow, four for Mr. Harrison, and nothing for the fake grog. Middle of the table. So, comment below you think’s going to win. It’s brightening up. We’ve sat around and we drove here for an hour and a half to get here to make some content for you at home. So, sit back, enjoy, and comment below your thinking. Sit bags. sit back and relax and watch Barlow in full flight. He’s been absolutely amazing this trip. Stop. You’d love it. Really? You have. You’ve been fantastic, Steve. You’ve You’ve driven the ball well. You’ve played your your woods well. Your your hybrid. The only thing you’ve struggled with is the pace of the greens, isn’t it? You know, so I mean, normally decent putter. It’s to be expected. It’s to be expected, but you’re not a machine. No. No. Can’t win every time. But I try for the Bow Army chip out of him. Follow me. Follow me. Hey. How quick’s that gone? Yeah. How quick is it gone? But what I saw at the bar, tenants. Oh no. Where did it go? It’s on there somewhere. It had a a pricing list if you’re a member here. A reciprocal club. Reciprocal. And it was like 2020 20 pound to play Cullen. Yeah. And there’s a whole swag of them. Yeah. 190. Yeah. And I think the flag’s in middle or is it back? I can’t remember now. The yellow middle. I think it’s going to be red, yellow, white, red. Well, white or red off. It’s just gone, mate. It’s magical, isn’t it? Might take me top off in a minute. Oh, no. Please. Jolly green giant fivewood. If you get a little bouncy, it might just get off the smice today. I think I’ve mixed my color. This ain’t working, is it? When did we say this is olive green? Oh, my pants are great. Oh, that’s not your best. No, it’s in the roof and it’s going to sl damp. Yeah, I’ll take it. It’s just I didn’t It’s not warm. It’s got It’s all humid. Didn’t get it up on It’s very humid down the middle, right? Come on, lunks. Didn’t get in the air is the problem there. Not great but straight, Steve. Correct. I like it. Not great, but straight. Yeah, it’s not in trouble, is it? Could be worse. In trouble. You very rarely hit it, Steven. Yeah. I just didn’t get it in here, did I? No. You But it was in a You know, they make pills for that sort of stuff. To get it up, Steve. Does he? Yeah. What What have you got? I don’t need anything. I got youth on my side, mate. Oh, you need a bird first, don’t we? Don’t need them inflatables. Good old blow up doll. Lovely lips. Right. If Simon’s a bit quiet today and press when I put this on this morning when everyone’s asleep. I’m just going to be honest. They went bingo at half past 10 at night for one pie. This is what happened. Hey up. Hey up gold mate. Well the funniest thing happened tonight like Presley is now my son. I am his son. You are my son. Full fully Simon Pen son. The fake pro son. Fake pro son. Yeah. It was absolutely brilliant. Oh press. We met some golf mates. We met two golf mates. Whoops. There you see that ended up buying us whiskey. That buy ended up buying us some free few shots. Right. 144. I’ve got the old German. Yeah. I’ve got your 144 middle pin. Yeah. Does look with the naked eye that the green slopes from front to back. Yes, I agree. Left. Why don’t have a practice swing, Liam? Bunker pulled massive that. Oh, it’s big. Yeah, I don’t think you’ve reached your tall grass. Unlucky. Unlucky. First iron. I had a routine. What? Go on, shout at me. Where was your pre-shot routine? I’m just trying fast. I don’t know. Focus. Focus. Slow down. Rocket. Robert. Rocket. Rocky. Scot end. Drive up. Drive up. Scot end. 120 yards. Yeah, 120 yards. Oh, right. Yeah, you got a watch, haven’t you? [ __ ] Nurse. Yeah, he’s charged his up today. Pitching wedge. I’ve got a wedge of some description. That means not pitching. 52. No, eight. Guys, you just focus on your game. Let me go through my pre-shot here, please. Okay. Sorry about that, boys and girls at home. He’s not letting you know what he’s hitting. You’re hitting a 50. There you go, golf mates. We knew we get out in long run, right? Playing two. Oh, what a stone. Is that on the pin, Simon? Yeah, left of it. Coming in the golf. Very good. Starting off with a dart. Starting off with a dart. Starting off with a bird. Do you reckon that made the green? There’s a big hollow at the front, by the way. I think it’s near the pen, mate. I do. I think it’s five six foot left at pin. I tell you like me there, didn’t you? Pardon? You had a divot like me though, didn’t you? Yeah. It just gave away. Yeah. Shot chops. Yeah. Natural in it. Lucky Simon. I feel today. I feel exceptionally lucky. I’m sitting here with Bolton’s biggest banger. Oh, you the pin. Hey, you don’t know, Nick. Well, I’m going to put it in the air a little bit and hopefully drop it short and runs to the pin. That’s the idea. 75. Oh, Steve. Soft banks. Stop. Oh, mate. Stop. That is gorgeous. Talent in the hands. You see the talent there? I see a dirty glove. That’s a black glove. Yeah. Good glove, mate. Come on. You should have brought a new glove for the trip. Didn’t give me any. About to fetch me old balls. Steve, you should have bought a new glove for the trip. Didn’t give me any. It’s all take take with you, isn’t it? I have done, but they keep losing the balls I buy. I’ll win. Have you talked about your amazing double bet? It’s a new contract coming up. Hey, contract. Contract. New contract. I’ve left myself in a bit of a naughty position there, Simon. It’s not an easy chip. grass bunker. Are we going to get over that and keep close and keep Well, soft hand drop shot you gig. Well, it’s not. I’ve got a lot of grass behind the ball. Oh, he’s got a couple of clubs. Oh, I’m thinking of bashing it in to the grass bunker and hope it’s enough to kick in. 60. You got your 60 pitching wedge. Pitching. Soft or hard? I just told you I’m going to try and nick it into that corner of the bunker. Then it kill it. There’s only one person I know that can play a shot like this. Yeah, he’s got a blue audi on. Sweated his tits off. I’m not sweating. I’m lovely. I’m the only one here with tits. Right. Playing three chipping due. Oh, you stuffer. I thought that were class. It didn’t need much, did it? Another five foot. No, I thought too. It’s fluffier, isn’t it? On the green. Yeah. Yeah. Grip grips the ball. It’s like dropping in a brilli. Hey, it’s okay. Chip it in, brother. Right. Chipping for par. Oh, that was lovely. You got it. Yes. Yes. Oh, unlucky. Good actually. I just didn’t see I thought off there. Not to worry. I’ve got my City of Derry ball marker because I’m still can’t find Campo. I’m heartbroken. Sorry, Mr. Hart. Please be in the car somewhere. It’s for a P. Yeah. P. Come on, Stevie. I’m telling SE seagulls. Go on, Steve. Get it. Yeah. Go. Yes, Steven. That’s how you do it for me off. Oh. Oh, had a par. Yeah, with a shot. Four for three. Well done, Steve. Yeah, great start from It is actually great start from the big man. Huge man frightened to death. Right. So, I need to hold this to uh you’re level with him. Level peg with the big unit. Right. Putting for some juice. Birdie first. Great second shot. Got it. There we go. That’s what you do. That’s what you do. That’s what you do. Oh, or birdie Napoleon dynamite. Oh, that’s birdie. Hey, with a little bit of this and a little bit of that. You right, [ __ ] Bulgi for a point. Good recovery. Beautifully swapped. It’s only a point, but it’s a big point. Right. Golf mate scores under doors. First of all, first birdie, three for three, Simon Payne. Four for three, Mr. Barlow. And a great point in the end. Five for one, Mr. Harrison. What do you call it when Simon? I don’t think he’s found anything yet. Do you? He just won’t learn, will he? He won’t listen, mate. like he he’s got so much stuff going on. He just needs to get his pre-shot routine organized and just get a little bit of focus in his game. He’s worried about tomorrow the weather. Yeah, I know it’s hard. I know it’s hard for women living in it. And he’s our best mate. So, we want him to play well. You know, got some competition, don’t we? Well, we do need some competition, don’t we? Yeah, this is true, too, Steve. Get dirty from you. I know. I know. Finally, I get a taste from the bottle itself. Yeah. Mike gave us a bottle, didn’t he? From uh Portro Rose Market. 12-year-old single malt. Top fella, Mike. Top fella. Top fell. Yeah. And up to now, I only had one pull. How good’s that? I know, mate. I know. And And it was a very confident struck putt, too, wasn’t it? Yeah. It was very well done. So, we’re heading off to number 11, I believe, golf. So, we should be able to get a good one at this now, Steve. We should do. Yeah. And the weather’s cleared. The greens look fantastic. It be a beautiful Oh, look. Well, then they fogged in this. So, yeah, I’ll keep them better. I mean, we go rusting green. Tell you what, there’s some lovely houses around the uh the outskirts of the Yeah. perimeter, of course, mate. Yeah. He bang one. I need to win the lotto first, Steve. So, do I be nice? I mean, it’s beautiful area. I mean, Liam, you’ll allude later to how many courses are in this area. So it’s sort of you don’t get fed up with it. No, you’re right on the doorstep of so many wonderful courses. So yeah, what a triple way you could have mate. Yeah, you get a Scottish horse like the locals. You get big discounts within a small area, don’t you? Yes. Stra what is there pool colored? That’s where you know within short distance. Yeah, I know. I I I took a photo at the bar there. They had uh reciprocal courses. Yeah. Um, and there must have been about 15 of them for like 20 pound. Yeah. I mean, snap steel, mate. But it’s the same thing, is it? We’ve been up here before and you we’ve told you before, every village on the train line has its own golf club. It’s absolutely incredible. Until you actually get over here, you you know, you hear these things, right? But until you get over here, it’s Yeah. It’s It’s absolutely wonderful. Yeah. I mean, we got squash courts in the club here, too. Yeah. Squash courts. Yeah. Yeah, they got an indoor simulator as well. Pool table. Pool table. Lovely staff. Great stuff. Nice comfy coaches for you to have a sporty wings. Couches are quite comfortable actually. Yeah. So, yeah. No, it’s a it’s a lovely And we got a football field here, too. Bucky Rangers or something like that. That’s it. Bucky Rangers. Right there. We got to get our game face on now. We’re on it. We’ve got ours on. That’s That’s our friend Link. Right, golf mates. We’re on the 11th here. our second or then we’re going to run our way in. We’re just getting in front of people. Uh look at that column bay just around the corner. Right. 38 yds called mure. This is a par 71 and it’s 6,200 y would you believe and it’s a par 70. Although not to worry. Oh, the whiskey. Look at these two here. Uh look at them. Look at them already. Doesn’t that look beautiful down there? Mate, it’s un. So, what I will say, mate, we like we said, we’ve just played the second all first all here with W. I mean, this is the first all here. Look at this. That’s what we’re saying for that 40 quid. That’s the first, but we’ve just gone past a few holes. And all I’m going to say, I hope we’re playing them. Did you see them complexes? I did, mate. Yeah. Unbelievable. Well, who is it? Is it you? Beautiful parcel of land, Nick. There’s our hole there. Where? Over the green bush. Oh, is it? Yeah. We’ve just played that. Warming up first. Is there a flag? I can’t see it. Look at these red old stone houses. Awesome, aren’t they? Oh, bet you those walls can tell some stories. You’re not warm, Steve. No, but if it get bit warmer, it’s coming off. Great. Boom. Don’t go in that bunker. Miles away, mate. There’s one on the right, you know, hiding. Didn’t see it. Beautiful shot. I got see four. Beautiful draw. Eight toss left. Yes. One. Have one here. Try and catch you up. Okay. It’s only shot all so I’m not having it. Well, you hit your shot. So that’s why you’re not having it. Well, what I said before and you see look at the weather complex behind. It’s awesome. Beautiful on camera that I have said drones gone up. I’m open up stairs. That is I like these little pockets of heather. Yeah. So I when you said there’s a bunker a short on the right, I couldn’t see it from there. But now I get here. You can just see it over the top of the heather. Yeah. That’s why it’s a short Oh, it’s stopping you. Making a not to hit driver, isn’t it? Catch you out. Yeah. What you driver? Same. That’s going towards the bunker. It’s just coming in now. It’s in between tree and bunker. Right. I think it’s fine. Where that pin is, I think it could be any better. It’s gone past. Honestly, that is where you want to be for the line of that uh pin, don’t you? Are you going back to the back golf mates? Let’s go. I’m loving this. I’m loving it. Routine trying. You You keep it up. Going left slightly to that tree. It’s a big hit. Gone past it. Yeah, it’s fine. Keep going. No bunker there, Steve. Steve, before you forget. Yes. Oh yes. So I get the first. Yeah. I’m the driver. I can’t just get that in. You know, have mine. Why don’t you boys? We will. Don’t look away. It won’t go away. No problems. That’s one. That’s a hard mix that one. Oh, I have one more. Soon have the rusty nail. I didn’t have a verd man behind tree pass or what we can’t talk about our night out can we pres oh has he right right in life people say things happen for a reason now should be another course in Vanessa and we’re not today because of the weather and I’ve done it right I’ve followed my instincts cuz it burnt me when we went four trolls was uh what what a place what a place this is. I think we found a real in Jim for 40 quid. It’s a dying breed now. 40 quid and trying to get really good golf courses for less than 100 quid. It it’s not an easy task. It’s not especially people putting the prices up and to be fair. The cost to maintain golf courses has gone up. I’m seeing a ball that I could be a nice place actually. I thought left to the tree. I’m going to say something. You know, for the money, I know we’ve found it. I’ve known about it, but it’s was it on the list and we’ve made it on this is going to be the best hidden gem of the gems, I think. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I know. That’s good though, ain’t it? Do you know that bunker though, that bunker here looked from the T- box a lot closer, didn’t it? Oh, fighter jets. That’ll be lost in my front corner. Right, Mr. B? 112. What you t? I’ve got a nine, but I think I might change to a wedge. Yeah, you’ve got too much cuz it bs on. What do we look at? That’s a red flag. So, front. Are we front middle 110’s perfect and after seeing the greens and the T’s, they’ve not got many green keepers here. So, I’m just going to say bottom me green keepers here. You do an amazing job. Yeah, big up. Bunkers are class. Greens are good. So, big up to the green keeping team and they’re somebody who always should be looked after. Yeah, absolutely, mate. Yeah. And the lady in the office is looked after. Ider lovely lady. Right. Pitching wedge, Mr. B. Crisp. Kick right. Kick right off that bunker for a birdie. Oh, Ste. Oh my god. He’s played here before. It’s too big, mate. It’s not. It’s pin eye. That’s pin eye. Look at you. Put the 15 marker complaining. 15 marker. Would that be a 15 handicapper to everyone at shot mate? Yeah. 15. 15 marker. Yeah. Well done, Steve. Yeah. I like how you walked to me like with your arm out. I should have been greeting you, not you going, “Oh, I shake my hand. I’m the best.” Unbelievable. That’s me in it. My god, mate. You are the You are the greatest. Talent in the hands. Just ask him. I’m perfect. Yeah, I know. It’s a great Look at yours, Steve. Sorry. We seen this par three next. Ooh. See how the bunkers? That looks mint. That looks shot over the path in it. Every bunker in Scotland. It just It’s just something, mate. Is it? It just uh They’re great, aren’t they? Right. 75 yards. I should be hitting my 56 and my 52s, but I’m not. I’m playing it my way. Okay. Soft wedge. Little flip. Don’t get that. kick right now. Not bad. Pushed a little bit about everything I wanted. Yeah, you done well. Shot. So, every time you want your 56 and your 58, use your soft pitching wedge. Yeah, I pushed that a bit, but it’s still the idea was I could see it going right to left. And I worked you some there, Simon, on I did. It runs down to the pin over the bunker. Bit of a putter. I’m going to Sorry, I’m just going to say it a bit of a one like he was. That’s all right, mate. I’m I have a to I’m big enough and ugly enough to handle it. I’ve not took a shot of this hook cuz it’s only short. I’ll walk. All right, boys. Yeah, no problem. You might find something again. Simon. Yeah, I’m just trying to He’s visualizing his shot. It’s what we do. We just told him over that pros. Pass your ball to the pin is a shot. A little release to the thing. Draw a mark on that side. Um I think your ball, mate. It just it it looks like a nice line for me at all. I think it is. Oh, so mark it. I’m going to call it. This ain’t as easy as you think. No, I think he’s going to stiff this. I hope so. Hope it goes back to back. It’s big though. It’s got a bite. Oh. Oh, you’re right. Told you. Right. Straight away, Kelly. We’re right. Called it a bit. I said, “Oh, the lie of the land is I thought you had a great line in, but it’s kicking away from the flag.” Do I Is it padding or has it gone off? Oh no, you’re putting. You’re putting. I’m sure you get a two put. It’s still you, son. Still you, son. How would you like it, Mr. Payne? I would like it out, please. Would you like a spot on Mr. Balor’s ball? You want it back in, Steve? Yes, please. I think it’s me anyway after Simon. All right, we go back to back. Back to back up. I’ve just got a feeling you’re going to do something, Simon. I think you’re going to do it. Really? Yeah. I think you’re going to hold it. I love it. Got that feeling. I got that feeling. Will I am? Got a funny feeling. Will I am? I thought it was Selene Deion. No, it’s the Fujis. I got a feeling it’s Will I am. Tonight’s going to be a good night. Tonight’s going to be a good night. Right. Back to back birdie put. not hit it, boys. Yeah, fits in. That turned different, didn’t it? That uh Yeah, I actually I thought I was going to end up about here. Good roll. Thank you. Yeah, got a bit of a tricky ready one. Right. Put him for birdie with a shot. Go on, mate. Go on. Had him in the jaws, didn’t you? Taylor Wait. Okay. I did have it. Yeah. To be fair, I had it in myself. Don’t go mega. As soon as he said he had a shot, I thought, well, I don’t want to get a a free whack here, but I want it to be positive. I’ll take it. Hound dog. Barney rubble here. It’s for a birdie. It is. He’s stalking it, too. Are we going to hear calling animal crow? Are we going to hear a boom? Plenty of pace. Is that Is that How’s that? Oh, and he’s getting He’s got a shot, doesn’t he? No, he’s not got a shot. Oh, that’s not a gimme. That’s not a gimme. Stop it. That’s cool. Jesus Christ. That crept in. Paw. Good par. I’m sweating up here. Oh, it’s roasting. Rice goes under the doors. Four for three, Mr. Harrison. Never seen a shot in such a short hole. Four for two, Mr. Valor and 4 for2 Simon Pay. I thought we all had that, right? Look at this. This is high standard. This This is something you get. I would have done this some of a high class course. And it’s Bookie. It’s brilliant. Absolutely class. So, so I think we’re Oh, 280 yard stroke 18. So, I think I thought it was a par three, but it looks like it’s a drivable par 4 with like an infinity green. Oh, yeah. You can see the green there. And that’s how far it is. How good’s that? Drivable path four. Yeah. Yeah. Not for me. It’s boom. Boom. The room. I think it’s 240 front. Is it Is it too big? I think the air is quite heavy. No. The driver’s okay. I think so. So, I was just saying, Simon, again, for 40 quid, just that cut through the path’s all done. Lovely. Yeah. Is like that class touch. It’s beautiful, mate. Isn’t it? Yeah. Some wild berries. Simon. Four. You got four, isn’t it? Yeah, you got four for two. You got four for three. It means what? It’s still four. Did you T first last time? Yeah. Steve Ted off first point. You got Listen, you’re the oracle. We got two. I don’t know. I’m just following the big fella. Devon, what’s she called? Pirates. Plateau. Plateau. The green then, won’t it? Right. 35 wood. Thank you. Yeah, I won’t be reaching frags at front. Looks No shots. I’m not gone yet. I’m just asking before you do the morning. No shots. I’m not having one. It’s a short hole. No, I’m not having one. You thought you’d have one, would you? Let’s get himself back at game. And you have Oh, mate. That’s the mustard. Great drive. Going right. Don’t hit the path. Sit. Sit. Oh, god. It’s perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Boom. Boom. The room. Steve, that’ be you, wouldn’t it? Yeah. Maybe. Yeah. God, I hate to say it. I’d like a little small breeze. Yeah. Yeah. It’s needing it, isn’t it, mate? Yeah. It’s quite tight. Oh, beauty. Just hit the green. Absolute beauty. Hit the green. Oh, you’ve hit the path. Hit the path. Oh. Oh, you’re in a puddle. Oh, you’ve just lost 20 yards. You’ll get You’ll get drop off that, mate. You’ll get a relief for that. Are you sure? Yeah. Yeah. Hey, M. You’ll be perfect. I in I’m not being funny. See, you’ll have about 35 yards in. Yeah, mate. Oh, Simo to the other team, mate. Well r. You’ll get that near the yellow path. Too easy. It’s freewood. Too easy for you, Simon. Simon, you got a tricky shot now. That was just bad alignment. Is that what it was? Bad alignment. Not a bad choice. Pardon? Not a bad choice. Absolutely not, mate. It’s just driver straight at the green. Okay. Very poor alignment and not not well executed. Okay. I hit driver there all day, every day. over the path. Yeah, she’s straight at the green, mate. But my alignment was poor. I think we’ll have to go to your ball cuz you’re now now, Steve. Now, now careful with your criticism. Liberal with your praise. Does that look all right? That you look like an all sort. Right, golf mates. A little bit of Mr. be history, right? Some may know this, some may not book pool is famous to the book fast and and it’s a famous Scottish drink book fast. I think it’s a tonic, a geoponic drink and it’s also a famous song I want to run to you. I can’t remember who sings it, but I want to run to you fast Scottish drink and it’s a tonic drink. How good’s that? Did you come up some good stuff, Mr. B? There history lesson. Thank you very much. Just a wedge. 99 ste pins at front. Yeah, I don’t know. It’s called plateau for a reason. It’s like that green up at Caris Green. But that bunker complex there looks quality. Two ways of doing this, Ste. You can run it up left to right, up the hill, do all sorts. Yeah. I’m just going to drop it short and hopefully it goes to the pin. That’s my idea. Right. [ __ ] Then if I’m not taking a shot and it’s a birdie or a pair, I’m happy. All right. Most 15 handicappers are I tell you, it’s a tight call today between best dress between myself and Steve. Oh man, I like that t-shirt on me. No. See, it brings out the color in his eyes, doesn’t it? Yeah. And his shoes. matching you see with the shoes. Go on then. Beautiful. Steve off the hill. Please roll back like we’re watching some Augusta. Come on. Here we go. She’s coming now. Is she? She’s not. She’s stuck. She’s stuck on the plate. Like that. Do you just have She’s on a plateau. Plateau. Plateau. Plateau. Plate. What a flat piece. Oh, he’s a mixed up. kicks on plateaus cuz they’re straight and level. Soft wedge again. I like him, mate. I like him. Should kick. I’m presuming that looks like it’s got to come in left to right, it you would think. Yeah. And it looks quite firm at the front there, so you should get a little bit of forward release. I love this. I love it. I love the club choice. Be good. Be real good. Be real good, Liam. God had that. I’m taking it all. It’s a great shot. Great shot, mate. Just creeping on like that. Be sure. She’s quite firm, isn’t it? Yeah, it’s good. Hey, good shot. Beautiful. Well done. Well done. Well done. Easy all in there. I tell you what, we’re going to get bitten with an ard in a minute, aren’t we then? I think so. Right, Steve. This is sitting up in a little bit of clover. There’s a little bit of a little bit of moisture, a little bit of juice here, a little bit of grass between the ball and the club face. So, it’s actually quite a tricky shot. I’m actually pin high about 50 yards. Um I need to be quite aggressive with this. Yeah, there’s nothing purely because of that grass in between the club face here. But seeing Liam’s it is quite firm around the apron. Oh, it’s a great What a kick. You’re just on. Did it get on? Yeah, just inch off. But you got a 9 foot pop. Yeah, right. I’m happy with that, mate. Happy with that. Someone’s looking down on you up there, mate. What do you mean? It was a good shot. I talked a shot and I said what I was going to do. Shouldn’t have been there. Come on. Let’s take you back. Come on. You might have to move that mark. It’s too big. No problem. You tell me. Have a look. I’ll tell you. It might not have to, but Okay. Uh, is that a nice view up there? Lovely. Beautiful. My goodness, mate. That is absolut I think we should just take a couple seconds to to enjoy that. Absolutely beautiful, isn’t it? We’ve got a find here, aren’t we? Oh my word. Left or right, Steve? Uh, I’ve not looked. Uh, to you. Good shot. One will be enough. One will be enough. It’s a big putter, remember. I know. That’s what I’m saying. Can you do half a putter? I tell J, you could have had some tough putts on this green. Yeah. Yeah. Especially when you’re bringing in these these bunkers. To be fair, yours was a very hard shot cuz you’ve got no green here. So far, will this be as fast as you think? I think so. Of all the rain just keeps going down and down and down. I don’t think it will be that fast cuz it rain. Okay. It’s a beautiful place. Oh. Oh, should listen to the caddy. You never do. I’ll finish that then. It’s gone quiet. Okay. Yeah, you do that, sir. That’s not Hey, how’s that not gone that way at all? Probably cuz it breaks left to right. Take that away. Easy hole, wasn’t it? Well, it was supposed to be, but how do you want it? Um, give me Steve, would you take the pin, please? Yeah. Right, Mr. Pay again. Dirty putt. Good aggressive putt. Dead straight putt that one. Is that okay, Steve? Yeah, it’s good enough for me. Come on, mate. Knock him in. Excuse me. Can you put it back? Wow. Thank you very much, gentlemen. I was going to pull it on you, but my What happened? My army won’t like that. No. So, the golf mates would have spotted that. Trust me. Oh, yeah. They would have said Mr. Bell’s not being fair or lean’s being dumb. No, they probably said Le’s cheated. DQ him, right? Putting for birdie again. We’ve had some birdie puts between my word. Yeah, we have, mate. Have we all? It’s a nice cause for confidence, isn’t it? Yeah. No, not one of us for him. Take it away. Okay, another par. What a hole we’ve got coming up now. Golf mate scores on the doors. Four for two Simon Payne. Four for two Miss Harrison and a bad five for one Mr. Bar. Golf mates. I can’t believe what I’m looking at here. It’s absolutely absolutely glorious. Beautiful hole. Um like I said, it it it seems so far the holes we’ve played, it’s a nice cause for your confidence. It’s not overbearing. See the green keepers compound. Yeah. And it’s all B out of bounds. Okay. For you slap hookers. It’s 60 yards offline. It says here, look to the left of the fairway. To the left. It’s the ground keepers compound and it’s out to bounce. Yeah, but we don’t we’re not that bad. TJ Hooker. You could just imagine seeing a pot of orcer or something like that from here, couldn’t you? Yeah. 142 m. Simon. Yeah, mate. 142 meters. Thank you. Sorry, I was just being a fanboy there. Taking it all in. Well, it’s not my honor, chaps. It’s Liam. Be mine. Mr. H, you going nine? The German Sam. I’ve got eight actually. Have you? Yeah. That’s at front. There’s Lord’s back, isn’t there? It’s front pin. Red flag and it’s called Sandy Bank. Sandy Bank. Hey, you’ve done your research. You’ve done well. Two club lamps. Yeah. You want your driver get further back. I’m having a shot. Okay. Is this the four fourth hole or third? Third. Fourth hole of the match. Third. Fourth hole of the match. Yeah, I think it is. Let me just check. Verify. Pardon? Let me just verify. I think we did one on the front, didn’t we? Yes, we did. Yeah, all too. I know what I’m doing. I’ve got too much club here, aren’t I? Yes, mate. Fourth all Presley took my clubs. You want to use this one? No, it’s okay. You use baros. No, you’re right. No, they’re for a golfer, mate. You’ll be a shame on your head. Oh, he was as well. Oh, you find you not reached the bush. Never comfortable with that club. Yeah. Hey, I think I’m pure. I think 99 all day ain’t it? Yeah. I don’t forget the golf. But is that not a great hole for 40 quid? Oh, it’s brilliant. So, I was saying to Nick, I mean, it’s just a from what we’ve played, it’s a lovely friendly course, isn’t it? Yeah. But the go will creep in. telling you. Oh, it’s been dry, isn’t it? That’s what I said. From the holes we’ve played so far, it it is very enjoyable and not so overbearing. Right. Front pin right through the throat. Oh, like on it. Oh, just pulled in slightly, boys. Bunker that. Yeah. Gone over it. Yeah, over the bunker. Yeah, it bounced it. What a great design. A beautiful hole. That bunker’s not in play, is it? It looks Rex to the green. I think it’s quite a ways back from the green. A couple of holes it’s been like that it and that’s those big eyelids that you see. I mean, great. Uh, it really throws out you never heard the block has done this to be fair. Mr. Taylor. Yeah. Never heard. He’s designed I think somewhere there’ll be stats, but it seems like around 20 odd courses. See, now if Barlow were given this information, the Oracle, he would get it right, wouldn’t you, Steve? Correct. I’m I’m still learning, guys. I’m going to have to get you a buckfast. Supersonic local Scottish drink. A buckfast. Yeah. Buckfast. Any And it’s also a known as a famous song. I want to run to you when you’ve had your supersonic fast book fast drink. Right. Go Steve. That’s going to bounce and work. Kick right. Oh, are you serious? Hey, hey, stop. No, you want it. Go to I tell you what, he’s got 20 foot for birdie. Tell me, you nearly missed the ball. That right foot shot, mate. I’m happy. I’m in a good position. Shot, Ste. I mean, it could have kicked into the bunker. the bunker that it was heading to. But a very fortuitous piece of golfing luck. Yeah. Look at the size of these bloody seagulls. Look at the wingspan on them. I know. Beat as much as you. Imagine wings to get you off the G. A380 wings to get you off. Oh, that’s a good one. I’ll pay that one. Yeah, the tank. Very lucky here. A little dodgy lie as well. All that grass isn’t it? Yeah. Just chip it over the bunk and release it to the pin. It’s not as easy as that, is it, Simon? Want me to show you? Can’t eat your ball as I would. You’ve seen me do it. Steve, you are Yeah, without that a very unique chipper of the ball. Unusual. Yes. Can’t teach it. You can’t teach that stuff, man. Chipping for two. Boing. He’s had more bongs than us, haven’t he? Oh, mate. Come on. Forget about that one routine. Let’s chip him in, brother. Come on. Make amends. Greens look so lost, aren’t they? Oh, they are, mate, aren’t they? They’re running at a nice speed, too. Nice comfortable speed. Let’s get a point back here. Up and down. Right, plane three. Much better chip. Yeah. Go on, son. Go on now. Yeah. Great recovery. Go on. Take that away. Well done. No need for putter. Well done. Have you got tie? Whoa. What did I say? No need for it’s hanging out with Ste. All right, Mr. B. Yes. Nearly got there. You’ll accept it, won’t you? Nearly missing the ball. Yeah. Did you say you’re having a shot as well? Yeah. What’s his hybrid scoop? I I just think I think he’s going to make a good shot. I want him to so close to a double. This is going to go at all. Shot Steven, mate. I don’t think he needs to pop that, does he? It’s that close. Goes for a length, wouldn’t it? Huh? I said give me that, mate. You know he’s going to come out with three for three. Surprise. Three for three m. Thank you. Beautiful, mate. Oh, you finish that. Yep. Well executed. Right. Point for birdie again. Have you had a birdie put every hole? Sorry. Yeah. Right. Put for birdie. Hey, that’s a great line. Get him. I got a I’ve got a good vibe with the flat stick today, lads. Yeah, you have. I really do. Take that away. Well done. Well done, sir. Right. scores under the doors. Three for three, Mr. Barl. Three for two, Simon Payne. And four for one, Mr. Harrison. Right, golf mates. Bit of a shock there, but good haul from the lads again. Look at the wall we’ve got. I haven’t seen anything here. You say it before, not said it for ages. You’re going to see what I’m going to see. How do you like that pathway there? Lovely. Beautiful. Right. How’ you like this here? It’s great. I love these rocks as well. How do you like this view here? Keep coming. Don’t look down here. Just look over there. Pretty darn good, right? Yeah. Beautiful. Look at that view. Absolutely stunning. Oh, no. Turn around. The fisherman’s houses. Wow. Wow. Wow. A long time. Is that uh low cloud or mist coming in? See there? Yeah. Ha. It’s coming in after the sea. Oh, mate. This is uh goosebump material, isn’t it? I’m going to have to be a fanboy and get my camera again. We’re good. Can I have a shot, please? Of course you can. And a shot for me. 400. I’d love a shot. And 24 yards. Pins it back. So, it’s going to play. Absolutely love it. Stunning, isn’t it? Remember this cuz you say it. The most important shot in golf is the next one. May your ball fly far and true. Now, shoot on. Yada yada. Oops. All the best, Dad, Michael, and Stuart. It says you’re hoarding us up. Oh, you’re holding us up. All right. Well, I’m dyslexic. I couldn’t see that. It’s all that routine you keep going through. Okay. The Incredible Hulks on the tea. What a shot. Shot, Steve. That’s got to be ace, mate. Beautiful down there. Straight at the pin. Yeah, keep drawing. Yeah, keep drawing. It’s coming down, mate. It’s fine. Absolutely beautiful that one. Smoke that one. It did. That sounded hit. It was hit, mate. Yeah. Done. All right. The routine’s really starting to kick in the longer the trip’s gone on. And it’s called a port. This all port in a storm. Got it. Great routine. Got it. I thought you were going to have to buy a shout for a second there. I thought he was going to have to drop his pants. Hey, you’ve got a shot. Don’t worry. You’ve got a shot. You can get on in. I was looking at that, weren’t I? Watching him. Did you see that, Liam? What? Sorry. Oh, yeah. I’ve said that. The bugpool loon. Oh, we’ve got the Bolton loon there. We’ve got the Aussie loon. I want a marriable. Got to laugh. Laugh it off. Just suppose you want to tell he’s laughing his little head up off him. Look at him. I’ve made the pop. Are these the kitties teased? I think so. I think you know he’s drove that 60 yards. 62. What about the pre-shot routine? Nothing wrong with that. Right. Seven wood. Pop it down there. I’ve only got 330. Yeah. 60 yards. Shortest drive I’ve ever seen you do. Oh, got it. Oh, shot. Got it. Oh, it’s short. That’s your shotgun. I might have to get rid of this pre-shot routine. No, you won’t. You will not get rid of it. What I’ve got with the day could be any better. It’s a great day for filming. There’s some shocky swings there, aren’t there? Oh my giddy ants. Not to worry. No one’s died. Can still get a fight for two old fashioned way. Right golf, a little bit more information for you. Bookpool is on the coast of the Mon Scotland and it was originally known as Never Bookie. Never Bookie and then change the name. Don’t know what year they did it, but it used to be Never Bookie, then changed it to Bookpool. How good of that? Did you know it? Cuz I never tune in for a little bit more of Mr. Barlow’s history lesson. Never book it. How’s about that? Great drive, Sai. Yeah, he’s going to get on from there, ain’t he? Big hitter. All right, got five wood. Aim for the left hand bunker. If it cuts a little, it should miss the bunker on the right. Is me thinking and it all falls down to the right. Oh, Steve. Kick hard. Honestly, kick hard. Kick hard. No. Kick left. Kick left. Go on, Steve. Go on. Unbelievable shot. Hey, to call more. You’re doing them pros cuz I’m not. I know. What they making for golfers, mate. Shot. They’re for one. Hey. Oh, that’s wicked, man. That is wicked. Absolutely wicked. 60. 160 to middle. You say deal. What has it got now? See you. Put your glove on it. Oh, yeah. You get that wet. Yeah, but pins at front. Don’t wind. Put your shif on it then. Oh, you got this, mate. You got this. Rabbits around some animal uh some rabbit droppings here. Where? Here. One sec. I’ve got nine iron golf, mate. So, I think what a bit of loft. And I think there’s a bounce on the green there. And there’s there’s quite a breeze at our back, mate, too. Yeah, the wind’s with you slightly. Can see flag. better at club face wide. That bunker boat I reckon. Oh god. Oh, you sp too soon. Lucky you’re good out of bunkers, mate. 18 end of this holiday. Uh that’s three. I’ve only just got past. Yeah, but it’s 3-2. Don’t forget nine. Uh nine. It’s 32. It was a right club. I just That were a lovely club if it were left. It was always going to come out a bit right. Should have aimed for the bunker. Over the bunker would have been on the pin. But he won’t listen to me. Let’s go over here. Simon Pay Drive. Mati. There’s good golf in me and very bad golf in me. But I’ll tell you what, you’ll not wipe a smile off my face. I’m one of my mates. I’m not It’s not life and death, is it? That’s true. That’s true. But it is an all but wanted a lovely drive, is it? Yeah. It’s unbelievable, is it? So, I might be wrong. Strafellini Gold Club is just over there where my fingers are. cuz that’s got a a funny name that B. It’s beautiful. And above there is Strafolini Golf Club. Right. And behind us is Cullen. Uh Barlow’s at a belter. He has. He’s going to be unstoppable today. The guy is a freak. He’s a dead set freak. I’ve never seen him drive so consistently well for such a long period of time. That driver, I think there’s a video in that. You don’t need lessons. You don’t need silly money. You’ve got a slice and you got a driver. Watch a short face. It makes you go straight, doesn’t it? And when I first met you boys, he had a big banana cut. Yeah. He’s got that driver, mate. He’s added 3540 yards. Yeah. And he knows what he’s doing, doesn’t it? 100%, mate. 105 meters to the front. One 25 yards. It’s a wedge for a big hitting Simon Pay. Wedge, mate. Or a little bit less. I got a 50, mate. Yeah, I think so. And again, I just want to if I can put some nice rhythm, get some nice flight on it, we should be able to get some forward release um onto the onto the green. Oh, what a zone. Left. Kick right. Kick right. Terrible pull. Bunker. Kick right. Fancy missing the green with the 50 and a bunker. Back to being the fake pro, unfortunately. Put you under pressure. It’s got your under pressure, Simon. Shocking, isn’t it? Shocking. Absolutely shocking. Shocking for There you go, sir. Scratch golfer. You’re getting Mr. Barlord. Do you want me to go you through my routine? It’s all right, Steve. Are you sure? Let you know the secret. All right, brother. Don’t overthink it. Just hit it. How’s yours line, Lee? Okay. But but I’ve had uh three. Yeah. Up and down from here, mate. I think I can. Yeah. Anyway, I get it on the green and it’ll run. I want my mate to do some fancy dance here. We need a chip in Ste. We all do. None of us have done it yet. No. But if anyone’s going to do it, I think it’s going to be uh Steve. But there’s a drop in. Yeah, it is. Oh, golf mates. Golf, mates. Go, son. That’s a great shot. Nearly. No, it’s not nearly. It’s an epic shot. Mate, you’re putting for par. Yes. 9 foot. Yes. Just length. All right, Liam. Sats up nice. Hard to see on camera, I’m guessing, golf mates, but there’s a substantial slope from here down towards the pin. Yeah, it’s all downhill. Yeah, I’ll leave the ball. That’ll help him. He’s got to go right at that. Oh yeah, he’s chipping it in. A golden far. Oh, listen to that sound. Beautiful. Oh, a bit of jizz. Very good. Well done, my man. Got that for a five. It’d be the world’s weirdest five ever, mate. That’s for sure. Right. Simon, have you got yet eight? Are you using a wedge? I got 58. Steve, 58. So, it’s not yet a No, mate. No. Tell you, it’s been a big bloody dog in here. Yeah, you’ve It might have been a moose. Moose. A moose. Oh, right. You hit it well with that sand. It’s going to dance. Can I dance? Yeah. Right. Plane three. Golden ferret in the hole. Is the shot called? Oh jeez. Simon might come back down. It’s a great drive, wasn’t it? Oh, marvelous. Marvelous. I wish I could drive like him. I’d be on the tour. What’s the saying? You drive for show. Chip and put for the dough. Oh, Christ. The beautiful sand. Oh, like that’s that’s what you want. Just that. Yeah. Lovely. I You get me off the tea and I’ll show you around the greens. Thanks, mate. Yeah, there’s a thought I could play both of you. Oh, nothing but net. Just trying to g myself up. It’s a great drive. You shouldn’t be bad at yourself. Yeah, leave that to us in the bar. Righty ho. Come on. Lift. Lift. I mean, you have got a tricky put for par. I know, mate. Lucky I’m a good putter. Right, mate. Good out of bunkers. Need a bit of work on them, Steve. I think stay on. Keep going right. Keep going right. Oh, you’re joking. Oh, fancy that. What a good putt. Good five. To be honest, it weren’t a great five. No, I know. It was a really bad five. I can’t lie. Oh, come on, mate. Oh no. Terrible pot. The room. Take it away. Can I have eight? Yeah. Right, Liam. This will be a great five. Well, you’re saying it’ be a great five. If I get this in, how the hell have I got a five with what you to the good golf you have played on that old go? I tell you what, I’ll figure my pants if I do get a five. I’ve match you lot cuz I shouldn’t do, should I? No, absolutely, mate. You got to take one shot at a time. This where you got to take your look when it’s there. You’re only one shot away from Great golf. Have another look again, Mr. H downhill left to right. No, but they’re not moving as much cuz they’re a bit damp. The room. I’m laughing. I’m laughing in I got a I am crap. But have I got a five out of that? You stumbled well again. Good five. Well done. Right, golf scores on the doors. Five for two Mr. Barl or five for two Mr. Harrison and five for one Simon Payne. Right, golf mates, a little bit of history for you. Bookpool Harbor was built in 1857 and it was featured at the time the bestselling film I Will Always Love You. And don’t forget, golf mates, I love you, too. More history on the next trip to the hidden gems Scotland 2025. Bye-bye from me. Hello. Byebye from me. Got him. He’s not even clocked here. It’s tight. So, it’s not tight. It is for you two. Yeah. Like it. Well, I’ll be having a shot and I’ve got one to have, so I’ll be having one. How’s that, Mr. Pain? Yeah. Now, that’s great to do. Excellent. Close. Neck and neck. Right. What are we seeing here, lads? Smash. Green. Smash that side. Left. Pins right front. So, it doesn’t matter if you go left or right. Pins at front. It’s a massive massive green. 400 big. Remember that green is like a close to a double green, but it starts just one green. It’s about 50 yards in the green. Have I just smash it and what’s it called? Home. Not for us. We’re going home. Par four shots. Great ball. Coming in now. That do you know that’s a such a good ball up, Simon. Thank you. Do you know you’re swinging nice? I think I found something. Give it leave then. Do me a favor. Will you write it down? You don’t want to forget it. You can hear a pin drop out of your stay. Wrestling clubs. Jesus. It’s all right. That’s going to them flock of birds. You need to get yourself a birdie. Swinging stuck. Let’s see when we get Colin. You’ll see. You’ve already seen that video, golfer mates. Trust me. Uh see if I find something. I reckon on the drive over you will, mate. What road kill? Oh, there’s a bunker there. Don’t worry about it. Oh, no you’re not. Reach. Stay there. Won’t reach. Oh, you need another two of them. B. No, don’t worry. Got the ammission. Get close thereabouts. Not a good T-shot, but better than last one. Won’t be 300 y. Might be 200. Might be 51. much green. We’ve given Lean such a hard time today. He has been absolute shight, hasn’t he? Yeah. But like you said, the juke box. He has. Maybe on the drive over the colony, we’ll find something. Maybe we need to just find a common steak. Lovely. Colin, potatoes and onions and leak. Is that a leak in there, Steve? Yeah, spring onion you can put in. It’s absolutely gorgeous, mate. Yeah, there quite a few things you can put in. All right, my man. Well, I’m going to have to have a go at this because Come on. See, finishing start because there’s only one point in it between me and D. Right, last all. What a hidden gem. What a hidden gem. Uh, don’t worry. I play chalking. I have Buttpool. How good has it been? It’s been fantastic. It really, really has. And uh big surprise really has big big surprise right let’s hope the light’s all right for the drone and we can get to culling and play three if I add on to a video we need do what you’re going to see already hopefully if not go back and watch that but Nick and Presley have been amazing and pull has been amazing what do we got Stevie 212 190 front pins that pin’s only about 5 yards on you got five Yeah, I think you’ll get there. You will. Oh, another perfectly struck shot from the D spot. And it’s online. Oh, Ste, mate. Sit. Take a bow. Take a bow, Steve. Get near the pin. Get in. Get in. Get in. Go on. Nice. Just shot. Shot. Just shot. Congratulations. I’m happy with the strike. Well, done. I know. Four for three. He needs a birdie. You big man. He needs a birdie for a draw. Oh, well done, brother. I do need a birdie. You had a shot there, mate. No, you’re you’re down the pipe, mate. I can see it. Yeah, you’re down the pipe. Pleasure. Pleasure to play. Pleasure to watch you today, Steve. Yes. 145 middle. I’ve got 125 front. So, I think the pin’s 13. A little bit. I’ve got my pitching wedge. I like it, mate. Good club choice. Just need to get a swing on, don’t we? You’ll be fine, mate. Hard eyes here. Hard eyes. Oh Jesus. What’s going on? Left. Beautiful. Left. Beautiful flight. Oh, what a kick. Oh, that’s ridiculous. The sun. A phone shines. Phone summit. I was going to say disco hits here. Phone summit. How’s that ball kicked that far right? Cuz it’s over the ball. The bunker’s not in play. No, I don’t know about the bunker. You’re going towards bunker. Go eat your feet. Oh, mate. Right, Steve. Yeah. Good shot by Liam. Yeah. I don’t He did some kicked forward. He kicked off the knuckle of the bunker. Kicked off some. All right, Steve. Oh jeez. We won this long. Absolutely great shot, Liam. Great shot, mate. Cheers. Super finishing in style. I don’t know that ball. I’m back. Kick right. He’s back. He’s found some back at bunker. That’s why you got a shot here, don’t you? Back at bunker. It well before just kick right. You get a shot here, but I’m only on 12. You were on 15. Yeah. Right. I forgot. I had a blog of a shot. Conscious of it. I’ve been done like a kipper there. I had a bit of bad luck at the wrong time. But Sam was happy. Heavy shot pleases someone, he says. Now, Ste. Oh, no. Come on, wind. Put it on the pin. This is dancing this. I tell you what, that stayed in the bloody air a long time, didn’t it? Simon, you’ve made me happy. I might hold that, Steve. Well, you might do. But if I par it, say good night to the folks, Grace. That’s it. Good night, Vienna. Oh, we No, it’s not the right song. Yeah, that’s it. That’s it. Come on, go mates. I’m tempted to put it, but if I don’t do it right, it’s it’s no good to me. Special going to chip it. Yeah. Oh, for the money. It’s crazy. Best value for money so far we’ve played. I think to say it should charge a bit more. Yeah. Right. Mr. B was chipping again. Was that a push? He was that a push to max teapot. I’m happy. You actually hit the equator of the ball then, didn’t you? I just chipped it on. It wasn’t a chip. Chip on that. That was no chip on that. Just chipped it on some. What do you think of these call when you chip? Well, they can do what they want, can’t they? Who’s got the most points? Who’s doing it right? Who’s doing it wrong? So if he gets birdie and I put this, it’s not enough. Right. Right. Putting for birdie. Always give it a right one. Yeah. All’s here. Simon. Oh no. I don’t know what I I I I visualized a big swinging right to left putt. Me? I think so. You know what? I I don’t need to mess about mate. I’ll just continue. Great putter. Nice drive. Take it away, mate. Nice drive away. Great drive. Is that five? That’s a five. That’s a five from about 60 yards. [ __ ] Mr. Barlow looks like he might win again. Putting five for one. Yep. Right. We’re going to think of some here. Take it away. Look at the look on his face. You just want to smack it, don’t you? Well, I need this. Then I have to share the dinner with him. Otherwise, I’m paying on me. Yep. Come on, mate. Knock him in. Colin skink tied second. Oh yeah. Ain’t altering indexes, handicaps. Get in. Got it. Get in. Had a goal for her though, didn’t I? Well done. Set that way. It’s not going to make a difference. Go on.

Liam, Simon the Fake Pro, and Mr Barlow take on the brilliant Buckpool Golf Club — and what a day it turned out to be! The lads were treated to a mega links experience with stunning views, firm fairways, and plenty of laughs along the way.

From Barlow’s classic antics to Simon’s “expert” advice, this course delivered everything. Buckpool was an absolute gem, and the boys loved every minute of @buckpoolgolfclub5833

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41 Comments

  1. Monday Monday, so good to me.. and no Nena didn't sing it…!! Looking forward to another cracker.. keep up the great work lads..

  2. Brilliant vlog Liam…I can tell youre from the wrong side of the hill. Theres NOTHING too cheap for a Tyke 😉
    Great insight into what planning goes into providing us with our entertainment, thank you 👍

  3. Liam that caravan looks like a bit of a flea pit not your usual standard I bet Mr Barlow wasn't a happy bunny 😂😂❤❤

  4. Guys give Me B the same respect you give other golfers. Talking as he's addressing his putt , Simon stood all over his line . . Stay off the drink big chap

  5. Loving Mr Barlow's hoodie you did a great job finding one big enough for him, all the new Golf Mates gear looking cool 😂😂❤

  6. Sensational again! Golf up there is superb. If you’re heading down by Aberdeen in the near future check out Portlethen and Oldmeldrum. Oldmeldrum is very quirky (and unbelievable value) with crossover fairways. Really enjoyed it.

    And when you’re in the central belt, come to East Kilbride Golf Club. We’ll look after you there. 👍🏻

  7. I have already seen the video on the golf mates club and it was great but this one also was very good and it made my monday perfect. I loved it.

  8. Actually, Stephen, Buckfast wine was originally made in Devon and is now made under licence by a company based in Andover.

  9. Saying he is as dumb as a bunch of rocks, is an insult to rocks!! Did he have a bang on the head a child? 😂😂😂😂

  10. Barlow to Liam ‘put your glove on it’ Liam ‘and get it wet!’ Barlow ‘Put your syrup on it then!’ – classic Golfmates banter! Roundabout 58:00

  11. That looks like a cracking course for 40 pounds well played Mr Barlow another win under your belt you'll soon be off scratch 😆🤣

  12. Liam would mr Barlow benefit from a new driver? He literally hits his 5 wood further. That club is getting on now. Reckon a new one would add 15 yards

  13. Simon must be brilliant to play golf with. Very encouraging, immense knowledge of the game, great player, good laugh and bloke. Pleasure to watch this!

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