Trump Asked: ‘Are You And President Biden Going To Play That Golf Match’

Yes, Mr. President. Yes, I’m Petty Officer. First question is, what is your true golf handicap? Not according to fake news. And are you and President Biden gonna play that golf match? I’d love to. I mean, I’ve invited him, but he doesn’t want to show up. Look, I know a lot about golf. I’ve won 38 club championships, and I don’t get to practice much. I won one last year. I won a club championship at a big club beating a 27 year old kid. I said, you know, I’m decades older than you. But I said, the fairway doesn’t know how old you are as you walk up the middle and he’s in the rough. And uh I’ve been a good golfer over the years. I won when you win. You know, club championships are our majors. You know that most people can’t play in them. They won’t. We’re talking about no strokes or anything else. So I’m a very low handicap and I’ve won uh 38 of them legitimately. everyone legitimately. It has to be legitimate because you have a lot of people following you during club championships as you know. So I guess I’m very uh I got to be right around scratch or better. I beat a plus three that’s three better three below par you know if you look at it for those that don’t know in the finals of the club championship last year with all I was going through and with no practice. So uh I’m I’m a good golfer. Yeah, I would have to say that. I want to be honest. I have to be honest, I played with Bryson Dambo on his show, you know, the Breaking 50 and we had a good time, but a lot of people thought uh that was that was a great ratings hit and we had a lot of fun. But uh golf was great. It’s sort of it’s sort of a microcosm of life and you have a lot of people talk but they can’t play like Biden. Biden can’t hit a ball 30 yards. I’m telling you, I looked at his swing. He cannot hit a ball 30 yards. He said he was a six handicapped. He said that was the only thing that made me angry during the debate with him. He said he was a six. I said, ‘You not a six.’ And he said, ‘Well, I’m an eight.’ I said, ‘Th that was quick. I picked up two, but he’s not a hundred. He’s not a hundred. So, uh, but it’s a great game and I hope you guys get to play a little bit of it. But, frankly, I’m more excited about the ice breakers if you want to know the truth. So, anyway, I want to thank you all. Great job, Coast Guard. Great job. We’re proud of you. you’re going to have the best equipment in the world and it’s coming rapidly. Thank you very much. Thank you.

Speaking to military service-members, President Trump was asked if he’s going to golf against former President Biden.

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23 Comments

  1. Lies as usual. Actually he even Cheats, according to a Norwegian Professional Golfer. He is lying every time he just opens his mouth. He is not fitted for President in The USA!!

  2. Dont let peter Pumpkinhead keep score his sundowning will make him the winner unless Felonia Musk pays for that to,just like the election!

  3. Former president biden is 83yrs old and battling a very aggresive prostate cancer. Glad hes still the bunt of your jokes though.

  4. I wouldn't want to show up and play golf with someone who constantly calls me terrible names and berates me, either. It's mind boggling that he is surprised Biden hasnt shown up.

  5. The low handicap is easy to do when you own the golf course. What does this have to do with guardsman getting shot, the price of food or the replacement of Obama Care. If Trump would just change the name of Obama Care to Trump Care he would be a hero. He changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico.

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