Never step in front of a birdie on the tee box mate
Hipsthrough100
I haven’t had to deal with wild turkeys but in Canada these geese are big ass birds that hiss something fierce man. They can mess you up. Poor guy just wants to hit his ball lol.
Okish_Entertainer83
I think i would choose a 7 iron and take him home for supper, but hey I’m aboriginal.
HVAC_instructor
Looks like dinner to me .
ImaFreemason
What a turkey.
Previous_Hamster9975
Love the dude in the background just saying fuck it I’m hitting. He’s probably saying to himself, “I tell this guy to play ‘ready golf’ and this is the bullshit I have to deal with.”
Seems like it was a battle over territory. We see who the alpha is.
dcbluestar
As a PA native it’s always funny to me how people don’t understand that turkeys are not harmless. They can fuck your shit up if you’re not careful. Harmless animals don’t have “spurs.”
Possible-Yam-2308

JackTTown
That turkey deserves to be eaten.
Acrobatic_Advance_71
Turkey-no way you should be teeing off at the blues.
feed_me_haribo
I see turkeys almost daily outside my work. I’ve noticed that trying to mess with them always backfires. They get aggravated and are generally unafraid. Better to ignore.
Whiteshovel66
I always think imagine if he broke his driver doing this.
Thats_absrd
Guys, it’s called a Turkey, not a Double Eagle
Kitzle33
Roosters will mess you up and can be literally fearless. Seriously, they can be terrifying. Now imagine one that weighs 15 pounds. If you’re not willing to kill the bird, the bird will shred you with its spurs.
Muted_Confidence_285
When Thanksgiving dinner comes to you
ThisGuyFawkes420
Better than dealing with this sitting greenside at my muni
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Turkeys are notoriously unafraid of hobbits
Never step in front of a birdie on the tee box mate
I haven’t had to deal with wild turkeys but in Canada these geese are big ass birds that hiss something fierce man. They can mess you up. Poor guy just wants to hit his ball lol.
I think i would choose a 7 iron and take him home for supper, but hey I’m aboriginal.
Looks like dinner to me .
What a turkey.
Love the dude in the background just saying fuck it I’m hitting. He’s probably saying to himself, “I tell this guy to play ‘ready golf’ and this is the bullshit I have to deal with.”
Why’s the guy in the back running to his cart?
I got 5 on the turkey
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This is every day at home!!
You kill swan?!
Seems like it was a battle over territory. We see who the alpha is.
As a PA native it’s always funny to me how people don’t understand that turkeys are not harmless. They can fuck your shit up if you’re not careful. Harmless animals don’t have “spurs.”

That turkey deserves to be eaten.
Turkey-no way you should be teeing off at the blues.
I see turkeys almost daily outside my work. I’ve noticed that trying to mess with them always backfires. They get aggravated and are generally unafraid. Better to ignore.
I always think imagine if he broke his driver doing this.
Guys, it’s called a Turkey, not a Double Eagle
Roosters will mess you up and can be literally fearless. Seriously, they can be terrifying. Now imagine one that weighs 15 pounds. If you’re not willing to kill the bird, the bird will shred you with its spurs.
When Thanksgiving dinner comes to you
Better than dealing with this sitting greenside at my muni
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Is that actually a Turkey vulture sweeping in to take care of his golf game?
Dude needs to be less of a pussy, that bird will fuck off if he acted aggressive toward it
Amateur hour. Don’t let him scratch a driver. Double fist wedges.
Turkey can sense his fear.
(I’m half kidding lol)
That’s great you posted. Great laugh.
When yer drivin’ down the fairways alright.
But yer feelin’ that wild turkey’s bite.
jive turkeys
Joust!
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Never show fear to a bird
You just gotta run at them with zero hesitation and they will run away