Introducing: Cart Boys™️
All right, I’ll catch you later. Steve, you want to hear a secret? We tripled our revenue when we switched from cart girls to cart boys. Transfusions and hot dogs made us a little money. Sure. But when I tell you that bros will take out a loan to get a can of zen on a 13th hole in their little tipsy. My god. Remember that zin shortage a while back? Yeah. Sorry, not sorry. Did you want one? Oh, one second. Huh? We’ve got everything. Under the table bookies, a slab of drywall to punch when you’re not playing well, and the money maker, a tub of baby powder for those bros who’ve got a one-way ticket to Chase City. Plus, my turnover rate is super low. I mean, what member is going to hit on an ex felon with a porn mustache? Look, I’m not proud of taking jobs from women, but I did. Now I’m rich. Haven’t garross ever bought me a cyber truck, ladies.
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Ex-Felon with a porn moustache. St Andre classic.
Aaron definitely wrote that ball powder joke
I about choked on my sandwich with the closing line 😂😂
Hanna is the bomb! 😂
Chafing is a big issue. chafing while you’re in the golf cart is a different issue
"But I did now Im rich Blaaaaa!" Lol Fatality! Flawless victory!
"…but I did. Now I'm rich!" 😂😂😂
The GoldBond powder is a silent hero offering
America isn't a country: it's a business.
HUH!!! 😀
The drywall to punch 😂😂😂
Homeys in Chad Powers . Great show
Swedish Match. Best stock ever then Philip Morris went ahead and bought it 😥.Talking Zyn.
She's funnier than literally all female comedians
Jesus, she cracks me up
She's such a riot of an actor
She's such a chad
Am I the only one that thought that was Caitlin Clark for a minute or two?
“It was perfect. Perfect. Down to the last minute detail
Hanna carries the entire short.
Showing this to the owner of my local course
“But I did now I’m rich!” Sounds like something Dee would say in It’s Always Sunny
Ex felon is not a thing
Dastardly. I'm in..🤣🤙🏼
This is too good 😂
She is funny as sh*t
I can never get tired of yall 😂😂 cart boys!!
The dreaded chubb rub
Somehow a chick driving a cybertruck seems very natural.
🤣🤣
Love y’all
This might be their best work yet!
I know it's a joke but this is actually a brilliant business plan. Surely some course out there will do a trial run with cart boys.