BIG WEDGE GREENKEEPER’S REVENGE GOLF!

It’s time for the Greenkeepers to finally get their revenge on the boys! They’ve made each hole unique, with obstacles and challenges along the way to make these six holes as difficult as possible…

Featuring Miniminter, Josh Zerkaa, Callux & Randolph!

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Hello and welcome back to Big Wedge. Uh today is the stinker group and we are doing greenskeepers revenge. What is green keepers revenge you ask? Basically these pesky green keepers. They seem taking divots on the floor, divots on the tea box. So they put obstacles and traps on every single hole for us to try and get past and get in the hole. No way. There’s tractors on the first one. That’s how bad it’s going to get. You missed one important note. What’s that? I’m back. He’s back. Mr. Enter is back. Mr. Double Champ and K versus these two stinkers. Let’s go. How much golf you played? Yeah. Okay. [Music] Oh, Josh. Don’t break Don’t smash a car. My teammate’s hitting. We’ve done that short already, mate. We done already. Oh, you did that one. You’ve done that short already. Just catching up. that short. You know, it is you you like you wanted to really prove yourself in your first whole batch. You really went for it too much, I think. No, I just haven’t played. Yeah, I think you you tried to give it some vim. I played once since the major and it was on your stag. Just ease yourself in, you know, just nice little You’re on top as well, mate. Facts, bro. But you tell me that you tell me that. Okay. Okay. Ease into it. Oh, Simon, we’re in trouble. Is it a dart there? No, no, no. We’re good. I didn’t see that. The fog Should I go first? No, that’s the best angle in cuz then you cuz then you can out. Yeah, I’ll buy you take mine. I’ve been pretty nasty with a driver recently. Have you got your brid? No, no brid anymore. I’m back to driver. Yours will find yours. Call me Louis Hamilton. Three holes. Why? What? Because I’m a driver now. Ah. Oh, [ __ ] Did it go over Did it go over the bridge? No. No. Oh, you actually stopped short. Yeah. Look. going to do it in front of the [ __ ] this what I’m saying. You know, I can miss two, three months, I’ve still come back. It’s still the same. Yeah, we haven’t really played much to be fair. Um, breakfast. No, no, Randy. This is just on the fairway. Little chip part that the green keepers haven’t changed, just so you know. No, they sent to the T- box, I think. Yeah, that’s it. My teammate. My teammate. That’s right. Nice and reliable now. Yeah, it’s a good shot. Randy, all day for you. All day money. Well done, man. All day money. We pull it back. We’re fine. Yeah, everything’s fine right now. All right, this is going to be interesting. The guys here at Grimds Dyke have done an amazing job. Green’s Cubers Revenge. They normally just put the pins in difficult positions. They’ve gone to a whole another level for this video. There’s obstacles around the course, sometimes on the tea, on the green. This is going to be the most course management the boys have ever needed. So, I might be here to give a few tips where needed on the course management side of things. This one could get ugly. I’m going to be honest with you. If you guys are buzzing that Simon is back, drop a like on the video. And if you haven’t already, hit that subscribe. We’re running the numbers up, guys. We appreciate the support. Hit subscribe now. Uh yeah, not great. Down on the ball. I’ve set myself ready. Yeah, but it’s okay cuz I actually pelted it. Yeah, exactly. You’re the guy, bro. Randy saves the day. It’s not always a common occurrence, but I like it. It does occur. I thought you said come, but you didn’t. Wishing. Yeah, wishing. We got to make it interesting today because you know a team like me and you double double champ and Luxyoo like if if obviously if we were to to really try really really try. Where is your ball door? Right out the bro. Nice. Use the goat bro. I’m the goat man. It’s actually a pretty good shot. That’s my goat noise. Don’t goat just scream. No. Goats scream. Oh yeah you do. Yeah. You know, I was actually like I was able to play golf this whole time, but uh Josh and Randy both told Seb that I’m not allowed to be in it until they catch up a bit. Okay. I did wonder. Yeah, I did wonder cuz obviously you got loads of free time now. So much. So much free time. Right, Disney? Yeah. 76 yards to first tractor. Yeah. Uh 82 yards to edge a bunker. So if you aim it over the green aim it over the green or the red tractor. Okay. Green and red try. Cuz the green’s behind that. So basically, you have to get over them to get onto the green. Okay, easy. Um. Huh? I reckon we just drop a ball and don’t tell them. No, that’s you. Sick. Uh, that might be them. Holy [ __ ] No, no. Go there quick. Go check it. I’ll check it. Yeah. Yeah. It’s got my face on it. Yeah. Sick. [ __ ] They’re coming. Can’t lie. L I’m very impressed with the course management. Just play away from the tractors. Right. Genius. Where’s the is where’s the green? Just right there. Hold on. There. Yeah, I’ve done this deliberately. I’ve just played away from the tractors. There’s a pitching wedge. I can see it already. 125 to get on the green. Playing a little bit uphill. A little bit up. The fog will also make the ball go a little bit less far. The what will? Denser air. The fog. Okay, here we go. Oh, I see the flag. Here we go. This is in a very peculiar lie. That’s wild cloud. That’s unbelievable. No, I don’t think I’ve hit it hard enough. That is crap, mate. Oh, I don’t know. I actually don’t know. What club did you hit? Unreal. Good. Ow. What? I said that was unreal. Really? I think you might have just mugged the green keepers right off there. So, I don’t need to do anything, right? That’s Oh, mate. Yeah, just just try and get it in. But yeah, mine don’t really matter. That’s what I’ve learned. Not in the bunker. Go over it. Go over it. Go over it. Go over it. It’s gone straight in it. That Yeah, it’s gone straight in the bunker. Oh, that was in the bunker. Yeah. Go straight. Go straight in the bunker, Josh. Oh [ __ ] Randy. Yeah. Have a good look. Have a good look. Yeah, have a good look, please. Just get aim to the right. Does that mean good luck or have a good look? Either. Whichever. How do you have a good luck? Whichever you prefer, mate. Whichever gets the ball on the green going. Ah, short. Did you see one? That’s on the ground. Oh, it just bounced over the bunker. Oh, I told you like when we turn it on. Yeah. Yeah. We made it interesting. We turn it right, we should make a little wrap and then like and like the third hole, we should have perform it to them. Okay. All right. We always go left. But in the end, we’re always right. Um, Ry’s mom is loose. Josh’s mom is tight. That was rude, guys. Oh, no. Oh. Oh, he hit the tractor. He hit the tractor. That green cub got revenge on me there. [ __ ] They actually got revenge. Damn it. They win. Oh, I should put more on it. I tried to give it beans, bro. Damn it, man. I’m sick of Kucks and I hate him so much. He’s good, man. He’s He’s playing really well. No, it’s really good. I should stop. I gave him I gave him a lesson. It’s not about golf. Don’t like him. Oh, fair. That’s That’s respectable. I want to say you actually hit an unreal shot. I’m pretty certain mine bounced over the bunker. They pro they both probably did. Hold on. Hang on. That’s how England looks. Both of you. No way. Mine Mine is little bunker. Yeah. Oh, what a rat. I think we got to go for the fun. You have to go for yours. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Should we go for the flop gods? Yeah, we have to. Right. Can you flop it though? No, but I’ll try. So, how are we going to We have to go for something cool, right? Cuz they’re they’re there. They’re boring. Is the pin normal? No. Are you kidding me? Look at the Is that is I think it’s just a normal pin. Yes. Give a heel. It would have been nice if they just put the hole exactly where Exactly. There’s a world where they did, by the way. Is that I want to see this chip. Over real name, no gimmicks. Over real name, no gimmicks. Random. That’s what I said. Um, do you want to go through the gap? Randy, you do you do what you want me. Randy, come on. That’s me. It’s Mr. Slow. I might die, though. We’re trying to work. Take your shot. Take your shot, bro. We’re going to flop it. Randy, don’t let him rattle you. Yeah. Watch out. We’re saying watch out. Watch out, mate. Watch this. He’s flop god. He’s flop god. He’s flop god. So, I’m saying can you watch out? We got you. If I say if I say heads up, run. I don’t know. I’ll defend you. Flop god. We have to flop god this. You’re going to b you’re going to actually smack the got through. You got it through. It went for the gap. Well done. Hey, have that green keep as well. Look at that divot. Yeah, I told you. I’m taking back on them. It’s a [ __ ] mess. Randy, we need to lock in, bro. We can’t lose this hole, by the way. No, no. It’s It’s done. The hole’s over. They’re just kind of doing their thing for um watch time. I think I need to fluff it. I think I think it just go over. I think you’re all right. I can’t do funsies. Actually, he’s quite good from here, isn’t he? He’s got very delicate hands. Soft. Handling Pokémon cards all day. All day. Heads up. Heads up. Heads up. Move. Move. Move. Move. Move. Move. We’re almost by them. It’s all right. I’ll take it. I’ll take yours. Okay. Frank, turn away. Oh, you get my putter. You [ __ ] [ __ ] teammate. What’s going on? You didn’t get his putter for him. What? Nah, you self. Fair enough. Double down. I like that. It was the pause. It was the Nah, I was only thinking about myself. Sorry, guys. Wrong. It’s your guy. It’s that one. What happened on your team? I just I got to keep your wick. Thing is about you guys, right? You just played golf. Like we’re trying to get content title Mr. Beast and all that jazz. How many How many uh How many holes you been on? cuz we’ve been on two. True. Whatever. We’re doing double the content. Yeah, true. Actually, oh, it’s close. Simmer. Quite a big hill, Josh. And it went it went left to right. T is that funny looking tea you got there. I know you like it. No. Oh, that was close. Why did you just ask? What are you doing? Where was it? Where the ball is. Where your ball is. Why did you It’s your bull. That’s your B. It wasn’t clean. It’s your bow. Fair enough. Fair enough. Um soft. That’s your ball. Quite soft cuz it’s It goes downhill quite a bit and then left to right. Save. But mainly is the pace relig. Get close. You got a transformer as a part. What’s going on? You don’t have to get it in. Oh yeah, you missed that one. That’s pretty good, man. Is it? Yeah. It’s 10 grand. 10 grand. 10 grand. Not bad. Not like that. Let’s go left or right. [ __ ] Carlos over the hole real quick cuz uh Yeah. So, we kind of had some fun shots for a bird. You smell quite good today. Yeah, always little birdie. I’m trying to see the line. I think it’s really far left. I do as well. I think because I’m the French. It’s really far. Oh my god, it’s so fast. Damn. This is also part of the revenge, by the way, guys. What is the place? The placement. It does look a little bit odd. It’s designed. So, like I think you should hit it really far left. All right. It’s basically like a Looney Tunes cartoon. So, hit your weirdest shot and it’ll actually go in. Okay. Now, weirder. Weirder. Yeah. Than this. Yeah. Okay. That’s the noise they make, right? Hate him, man. I hate them. Go on. Don’t want to cheer you on, but yeah. Go on. Finish it. Finish it off. That’s a good shot there. Is this What is this? Four. That’s four. And what are they on? They’ve had four. Oh, so this is to win the hole. Boom. Make it look so easy. So easy. [Music] Roll the dice and whichever number you land on determines which club you must tee off with. You know what? I quite like this. It is random. It’s not in order. So go on, Simon. You go first. I go first. Yeah. I actually quite like this cuz it means I don’t have to make a choice myself. Tricky or treat? What is it? So you probably want like a nine, right? pitch probably then. Yeah. Nine or a pitch pitch. He gets a seven iron. That’s good. That’s okay. Should we do you want to roll that now or do you want to roll it on your go? Go. Okay, I’ll get seven. Let’s go, Moan. All right, Call, what I’m seeing here, right? Yeah. Have you even Do you even know what the distance is? Don’t need to. I’m using that vibes. It’s like vibes. It’s 130. 130 according to the wedge app. It’s 130 already. 130. This is what I’m saying. You seven. Yeah. Hit it softly. You aim up the right. It rolls all the way down to the left. I think if you take a chunk of the floor, you’ll hit 130. Now we do one of these. Look. Take a leaf out your shoe. Simon, just do it. I hated that. You did take that. He’s got a vision. Please bounce. It was an illision. That’s the way I said. Yeah. Yeah. The green key changed it. Yeah, sure. Can’t desperate to gamble all morning. [ __ ] don’t get me on craps. Seven. Seven. Yeah. What? Uh what number? We’ll find out when you roll it. Go. All right. Yeah. No worries. You don’t want a seven. Seven. Driver. Really? A seven? Yeah. Who’s going next? Are you um I’ll go first. You’re going first. Yeah. We keep saying what is last half. Okay. Ladre the needle. Um I might chip it. Whatever you do, just take as long as you want. [ __ ] hell. Yeah. Yeah. Be back. Be back. You feel that you put that tea on the Empire State Building. I might I might chip it just a little. You like my leg? What are you doing? Do the stanky leg. Stanky leg. All right, come on. Stroke. It’s getting ste. Okay. Why have you used it for the entire hole? No. No. No. It’s just a T- shot. We’ll take that really. Unlucky, mate. Unlucky. Right. It was funny, wasn’t it? What do you want, Randy? Um Josh, I’ve told you what you’re getting. Oh, sweet. That one. It’s 12. Oh, four iron. I haven’t got that. It’s 10. I’ve got one. It’s 11. Hybrids. How you doing? It’s 11, isn’t it? Yeah. I put it through six. Wait, wait, can we just talk about it? It’s definitely 10. It’s 10, you nerd. Do we need a resting? 5 + 5 is 10. Five iron. That bro, how did you add two digits on? Twice. twice. George, we haven’t had an eye test. Yeah, it’s still 2020 somehow. What the [ __ ] 90 in a casino. Have fun. No, you haven’t. He would be. Oh, blackjack. You’re on roulette, mate. Back. Right. Five iron. [ __ ] drive. Don’t hate the clouds to be honest. Drive. Watch out for the bunkers. Yeah. Such a nice smooth swing. Watch out for that top right bit. They changed it. Say thank you. I love it. It’s really good. Too much might take. It was good though. Yeah. All right. All right. What you saying? What you saying? Too big. I think it’s good here. Uh yeah, I reckon. No, I reckon I want I want to get out by the way. Please. Five park. Do I need to come and check or is it seven? I don’t have one. Can I have specials? If you don’t have club, you rolled on. Yeah, it does say. You haven’t got it. You haven’t got it. Yeah, you got to roll again. Yes, I don’t. Where you going? It says that actually says it. If you don’t have the club you rolled on, roll again. You don’t have an iron. So I do obviously one. You don’t have one. I have one. I’ll use Josh’s. Yeah, but it’s not like a It’s not like a fivewood. You know what? I don’t carry. I would carry I would carry her at seven. You might be the only golf in the world that doesn’t carry seven. I do carry one. I just lost it. Carry it for three months. Angry. What was it? Seven. Well, then seven. Driver. Driver. That’s actually perfect for you. [ __ ] banter. He’s a [ __ ] banter. Randy, I do carry. I just lost it. Yeah. Register seven. Say no. Yes, bro. He can just hit this like Don’t do what I did. 95% it lands on the green. If I could take it again, I’d hit a normal shot. [ __ ] We’re in my one. It’s fine. You can’t really chip a driver, eh? Use mine. I agree. I think I think you’re better off just now. You hit a straight. Yeah. You want to do a deal? No. No. Good content, man. I’ll do I’ll do I was going to say I think one of us rolls and both people have to use that club on the next shot. Oh, you know me. I’m down for a pound. Yeah. So, you both have to use this this club. Oh, yeah. And then we I was down. I know. He was down. I don’t think he’s down. Uh he doesn’t make contact. Just [ __ ] sink. Just [ __ ] roll it, man. Yeah. So basically whatever we roll is what we’re using for the next. You both have to use for the next shot. Six pitching magic. Pretty good. Never mind. I got to skip play yourself. Play yourself. Six. [ __ ] Okay. Good video, man. Yo, now Randy Lux. Do it. Right. We go to yours first. Thank you. I think you’re impossing it. Is it got rattled quite a lot though? Quite an angry man. I’m rattled mentally in life. I think you should goon some more. Oh [ __ ] Oh no. Oh [ __ ] I see a ball. Oh my god. Thank god. Oh my god. What? I don’t know why. I just I thought you wasn’t your driver before. Rank. Am I alive? Yeah. Oh, perfect. Is that uh Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Sick. I left my ball at the golf course, but it’s Randy. So, it’s just branding. Branding, which adds just an adren placement. Yeah, I have saved. Look at that. Wow. Imagine we rolled something else. The driver here. Okay. By the way, we need to land this side of the the pin on the right cuz there’s a thing blocking the pin. Yeah. Okay. Do you know where the pin is? Just checking. I thought it’s still down there. You clock, you clock the flag, right? Yeah. So, I think we just got a little a little dinker as well. And I have so much faith in you here, by the way. Yeah, for sure. I think you’re a class from this distance. I’m I’m Peter Dinklage. When it comes to big words, you’re the best from the distance. Thanks, man. Thanks. Um I I aspire to be like you. Thank you, mate. So, I’ll try and be like you. I know we spoke about Goon a minute ago. You have to give it head start. This is called glazing. I love glaze. Give us some glaze. Right. Here we go. A little dinkers. Okay, there. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. I got it. No. No, no. Quick, before I lose. Gone big shot. He’s going to go in. Good shot. Oh my god. He’s holding. No. No. He go in. What the [ __ ] That’s in. That’s in. No. It’s in. That’s in. Wait. What? [Applause] That’s in. That has to be in. Right. Do you know what the actual rule is? It’s in. It’s got to be below the surface of the hole. What do you rule? That’s the wrong gun. Fair enough. Fair enough. But how do you shot now? You have to tap it. Well, basically, if you remove the I don’t know the answer to the wind. I don’t think we go because the pin’s not real. If we go to take the flag out, they go in depends how you take the flag out. Yeah. You give a little bit of a You got your phone on you. Yeah. Go on. Low key. I think you might have dab it. What about No one touched it? It’s gone in, mate. It’s gone in. Right. Wait, did someone touch that then? Oh, no. No. Oh, we got in then. Bottom line, before I see your pick, USGAA official ruling not hold. Common creep is common green keepers revenge ruling. Hold. Wow. After the picture, the verdict. Wow. Hold. Let’s go. I told you about you. [ __ ] So, we have to make this. Also, the funny thing is that was going so beyond the hole. I said to the boy, he’s g way. So, we have to make this. We have to make this. I can’t even see the hole. We can do this. Fuming like Josh can do. [ __ ] green keepers got mugged off. Luming like where’s I want a clip. This Josh keeps getting clips, man. True. Do you know where the hole is? Yeah, I got it. I got it. Don’t worry. All right, big man. L is hiding behind the sign. Is that a donkey for the next hole? A donkey? Look at it. What are you looking at? I’m looking at the donkey. Oh, it is here. Go. Oh my god. It’s going to go in. It’s really goes in. Keep going. Break it mine. Bro, it might go in. Hang on. It’s gonna go in. Hang on. No. Keep rolling. It might go in. What? Short. What? It doesn’t matter. We’ve had the official statement ready to be announced. Uh, following review of the photographic evidence and consultation with the big wedge rules committee. The BWG has reached a decision regarding the lodged ball situation on the second green. The ball came to rest fully beneath the lip of the artificially elevated cup. The ball is in direct contact with the flag stick which understand the rules of golf would originally constitute as a hold ball if bice is too long out. While the USGA would deem the ball to be below the ground level and thus cruy deny this stroke. The BWGA acknowledges that green keepers revenge golf is played under enhanced common sense and fairness provisions. Enhanced common sense. Therefore the ball is being as hold. I am the line. It’s there. Okay. I know. I know it’s this leaf is there. But I need to go where you are. Yeah. There’s a decent shot. I’m lucky lads. I’m lucky guys. You guys are right at golf. It’s not that great, though. [Music] Yeah, we always left, but we always end up being right. Ry’s mom is loose. Josh’s mom is tight. Let’s go. What? What? It’s not a donkey. It’s for rats, right? Wait. So, what do we have to do here? I’m confused. Uh on the green, I imagine. Okay. I heard that there’s a hole where there’s blowing. Yeah. Yeah. It’s your mom. Yeah. You know what? For that, right, I’m putting the [ __ ] trees. All right. You were going to do it anyway. Oh my god. I didn’t see it. Far far left in the tree. In the bushy tree. So now it’s up to you. You going to follow through on your your threat to put it in the tree. Yeah. These green keepers are mental, right? They change angles. Put a tree on the fairway. How bizarre. How bizarre. How bizarre. How bizarre. How bizarre. I didn’t see a tree there. We need you, Josh. Safe. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Trust me. Try it. Trust. You just want no pressure though. Trust me. Jesus. Jesus. That’s my guy. Sounded like Bryson. She down there. She all the way down, by the way. Damn. She gone. Holes out. Smashes one 300 yards down the middle. Some confidence. That’s all you need, man. Who is the new Josh? Same Josh, different golfer. Same Josh, new club. [ __ ] All left. Simon, why did they put them trees there? Genuinely, it’s the video. It’s impressive though for they like build trees or put trees there just for big just for a video. I know. Cuz we came yesterday as well just to have like a walk and they weren’t there. We didn’t play. We did actually. A walk on Grim’s Dike. Yeah. Yeah. Your mom. [ __ ] man. Good hit, mate. Wow. See, that’s why I wanted to go first. Golf. Cuz I know you’re a pressure. Was that that was that hip move? Yeah, I like that. See on dance floor as well. Pretty good. Who has an eye? Mine was um down there. I think you more right. Do better. Yeah, it’s fine though. I’ll be towards these left trees. I think we take that. Great shot by the way. I try. I try. I really do try. It was It was unbelievable. Like to follow up Josh’s on that. Yeah. I’m I’m actually interested to know who has actually gone further. Oh, there he is there. Oh, behind a tree. [ __ ] behind a tree am looks then he hit quite I think he hit it further than you now. [ __ ] these keepers man. Josh is getting good. You know he is. He plays every day so I hope he was. Boys just saying I was on the green. That’s good. Respect. That’s sick. Where are you? We’re here about your ball though. No one can find it. They said they lost it over here. Something about the bushes. Yeah, I think it’s me. Yeah. Yeah, we’ll find it. Don’t worry. Me? Don’t worry. We’ll find Oh, look at that green. My god. Um, what’s distance, Randy? We should look. Shouldn’t we probably play golf? Oh my gosh. You’re sitting there buying Pokémon cards. Yeah, I actually am. Uh, Randy, we got like 13 to center of green. 113. Yeah, I got to get around the tree. So, I’ll confirm with the wedge app. Good boy. I’ve got 130 actually. Yeah, 13. That’s what That’s what the wedge app said. Yeah. Actually crazy good app by the way, guys. Look at that. We’ll make it better for you. Just let us know what you want to add to it. We’ll do it. The UI is just so good. I’m actually really impressed. What you’re telling me? You hit a great shot. Mr. Frank didn’t follow our ball down. You can’t follow one straight down the fairway. I’m just letting you know that if we don’t find it, I’m putting a liable case against Frank. I’m directly behind the tree. Yeah, but just bend it. No. If I send it, like it could be death. I said bend it, but I My voice got bend it. Yeah. Yeah. Bend it. Well, that looks like a game up there. Like the watch tower. It does. It does. It does. Like a cover for a game. It does, man. Get back to playing golf. Yeah. Did someone get a pound of Just a little bit. Look at that little zoom in. See that little rickety Alton Tower ride? You play a game called Firewatch? No, I don’t play games. All right, sweet. Well, it looks like that. Huh. Well, um, if anyone ever comes to this golf course, there is a uh golf ball with my face on it somewhere. Lost. Yeah, I’ve got it. Just haven’t seen it yet. Oh, is it literally Oh my god, it’s right in front of me. [ __ ] sake. You know what I’d do? Just not panic. Yeah. Realistically, you won’t hit it. Nah, I think I think you hit I think you should go around it and then land on the right side of the green and if you like Yeah. draw it a bit or should I slice it a bit? Well, no. Cuz there’s trees to your left. If I come over the top. No. No. Draw harder from here. Do you want me to hold the tree back? Where’s the pin? Is it far left? Don’t matter really. Just get the green. There’s tracks in the way. These green peepers are trying their best. I think the foilers. I think you can do it. Yeah, I think you’re fine. Oh, that way. Okay, I think that line works. All right. You’re crazy, but All right. Sh. I’m scared I hit my head. Yeah, I would not do that. Watch, bro. Watch. I’m sick of guard these days. Why are you going left? There’s literally no trees to the right. There’s about 20 to the left. Why you aiming left, bro? Aim to the right. Draw it. Look. Go. If you go low on your club, it draws it. Yeah. I think even if you hit straight, look how much draw he’s put on it. Snap. I’ll snap hook it. I’ll st hook it. snap it. I don’t know what it means. Saying we can’t find it to be in right there. Good drop, Cam. It just happened to be facing the cow upwards. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, definitely mine. Okay, so what have we got here? There we go. Josh is about to shoot. Will he remain on fire? Two shots in a row. He’s hit. Perfect. Josh Zack on fire. Watch this. Snap. You’re going too far right now. Just hit straight. You won’t hit the tree. I’m not going to hit the tree more. What do you think? You’re not going to hit the tree. Snap hook inbound. All right. Oh, oh my god. Oh my god. Sorry, Luke. What happened? My green directly in front of him and it went through the cart. Like I’m talking that Josh from there. That light tree right there. Oh, that tiny little tree. It’s a tiny tree. A yard. It went low. I tried so hard to make it turn. Josh, it’s gone like it’s gone like 20 ft backwards. What? What’s going on? We’re making clips trying to kill my boy Randy. No, it’s Luke, bro. I think it was Nick. Oh, [ __ ] Have to wear a helmet next time. Apologies. All day into the bunker. Now you’re Wow, you’ve gone. What did you use? What did you use? 99 long. Long nine 130. Sure you use pitching my day. Cut [ __ ] beans on that for you. Yeah, respectfully. Thank you. According to the wedge app to get on the green from here, 113 yards. All right. You want to get way past the flag. So, I would recommend hitting this middle of the green 125. You don’t have to ask me twice. N that same shot I just played. Do you know what I would visualize? cuz I’d visualize you trying to hit that n ir into the bush behind the green. Okay. You won’t get there. I just land. Try and do that. All right. It’ll get you a good contact. You want to I’m going to try and compress the ball. Yeah. You need to cuz the the ground’s going away from you. You need to follow it. So, it’s something like I like that. Yeah. And did you like the I I don’t wasn’t such a big fan of that bit. All right. Should he? Yeah. It’s an unbelievable. What the hell was that twist? It’s unreal. Scottish efflu. Brilliant. Lux. Absolutely brilliant. So, where is the pin? No, that’s a very good outcome. It’s all right. Where is the pin? I think it’s going to be just behind that drop. Yeah. Oh god. Found her. All right. Great. Sorry. It’s playing. I have no pressure. You are some golfer lad. No, it was a difficult shot to the tree away. Short bounce. Almost two in a row. Where are you, Randy? We went long. I went long to get away from the tractor. Hey, where all those flags are? That’s where we are. Long long man. Do you want to play out the bunker? No. Oh, I mean I will if you want me to. I don’t know. You know, it’s like you are you are the bunch king. I’ve learned a new tactic where you never miss. Okay. Do you want to put that to the test? I don’t know which shot. Why is it on the floor? Put Wait. Oh my god. Wait. No. No. Yours is way better. Oh my god. No. We have to take yours cuz we can actually put yours, right? Let’s hope mine’s not too bad. Wait. Wait. Where’s the pin? It’s flat like that. Oh, bastards. Wait. No. It’s here. It’s a trick. It’s this tiny tiny hole. Oh wow. What? It’s the like I can’t even see it. It’s about this big. So why is there a V? What? What’s that on the floor? That’s just in the way. That is ridiculous. It’s an arrow so you can find it. An arrow. Do you have a ball on you? Yeah. We’re finished. Wait, how do you get it out? Yeah, that makes sense. So, it has to go perfectly in I guess so. Let’s just get ourselves on the green, Randy. Just do a nice shot on the green. Yeah, we taking yours. Yeah, unless you I’ll do a bunker if you want to do a bunker. How confident are you in the bunker shot? This is very on the lips. Should we do a team talk maybe together? Well, rather than being across the green like that and shouting, we’re trying to figure out if the bunker shot. All right. Do take a time, man. We’re doing something. We’re doing something. What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Uh, I’m happy to think about it. I’m down to think about it if you got time to think about it. I got time to think about it. All right. Um, I think that one’s too much on the lip. Should we go through all the pros and cons of each side? Can I get your pro and con for the bunker, please? Meanwhile, did he? Yeah, we’ll take yours. Yeah, that’s not bad. Bit higher than I want it to go. Oh, we’re such [ __ ] Let’s go. Nosh Nerka, be careful dying. I’ll be fine. I’ll catch it. I’ll head on. He’s been trying that all his life. Wow. I like it. I love it. Actually, if that gate mate mate mate Oh my gosh. What is wrong with you today? Like that’s like 2 in. You’re in the tiniest hole. What the hell? Why can’t not go in? Can we just go and look at how close this is? Bro, if you hold that, that would be unreal, man. Look how I finish it. Josh, look at the Yeah, hang on. You know, you know, if you hold that, I’d have gone home, I think. I can’t finish at this club. Oh, that’s that’s that’s dodgy. That is Go on. It’s actually a hard part, by the way. Can you go to your shots? I’m going to get my part. Let’s not ruin the moments. All right, let’s see if we’re built in any way similar to Josh. I can’t even see the hole. No, neither. You can just see the guess. You can see the dot on the floor. Turns out that like chipping is one of our games. Chipping’s your game, man. That was a great chip. Didn’t know I had it like that. I reckon it’s something like this. Not hard enough. Not hard enough. Okay. More beans. Way more beans. But I can’t I can’t leave it short now. Yeah. Way more beans. Yeah. As in I might go past it. Good try. It really stops. All right. So, that was your third shot, huh? Yeah. Yes. You get this in. It’s equal right now. Yeah. So, I have to get this in. You genuinely like we can miss you. That is missable from where you are. For sure it is. It is. It is. It has to be a perfect line. I don’t know, man. No, they shouldn’t. But you know what? You can do that thing where it’s like plan it all down. Make a divot. Okay. Come on, son. Where on the line? Yeah. Left. Wow. Wow. Kind of went right for some reason. Magnetation. Good thing about looks is he always tries. Wow. Simon. That’s what you say to No. Sorry. Doesn’t get Simon. More like everything against looks. But you just said I always try. Okay. No. Looks then he said, “What about Simon?” He said, “No, he does.” Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, which one is it? I’m not sure what I said to be honest. All right. This is going in, right? So, you saw me do that, but less on it. [Laughter] Um, are we two one down? If they make it, we have to finish this. Yeah, they got to make it. And then we’d have to make that to be fair. I think this is difficult still. Oh, that’s sick. It makes a cool noise, too. Yeah, really nice. That airso can leave on it or in front of it. In front of it. That’s just pressure on them now. This is so Josh to surely I can miss this. Yeah, Josh off the green. He ends up further away than he is now. This looks hard. Yeah. How soft do you hit this? Shouldn’t think about it. He’s thinking. I’m not thinking. [ __ ] it. Oh, I know your normal two down. Oh yeah. Imagine a whole new meaning now. Might as well, guys. Might be here a while, by the way. Yeah, let’s let’s do the video. Okay, it’s not good. No, we were one up. But we are losing to like a touch of absolute brilliance. Yeah. From one of their players. I was going to say Randy is so far shown absolutely nothing. You’re hearing that. Don’t let him Don’t let him do that. Randy is actually showing he’s scamming a living right now. He was watching. I know. I know. I know. He was like trying to put his his club away while like giving us evil. I hear him yapping. They’re trying to badmouth you and I I you should listen. No, I can listen but no. I think you’ve done a lot for us. Thanks, mate. Your your drives have been there. They got us onto the fairways when we did and you’re my inspiration to chip chipping. Yeah, for sure. Like I said, so you know, for sure. I might look like I get rattled, but I actually don’t. [Music] They have so many tractors. Yeah, but I don’t think either of them are tractors. Go on, Disney. Oh, okay. Is it this one? Is our honors? I think you thought you were going first. Yeah, but I like to I like to let him land it. Yeah. Yeah, cuz he’ll get on the fairway for us. Okay. I feel like he did he go second in the first hole? I think he did. Yeah. And he landed on the fairway. Yeah. But on the He was actually class that first hole or second hole he did. The next two he’s missed. So that’s my teammate. Yeah, that shot us up. Bit of a right though. Chill. Chill. How right it go? Should be all right. It went so right. I think it missed the boonka. So it missed everything. It just missed everything. Okay. Boonka. Boonka. It just missed me. I’ve been I said I like it. Bonka. Boonka. I read my book in the boonka. I say b looking at bunda. Bookie. Bunda. What would you say? Having a bath. What? Bunka. Bunda. Yeah. Banker. Banker. Banker. What? That is close to me. Banker. Banker. Put it in the banker, Josh. Really? Then put it in the banker. The hell? You just got to add a lisp. Banker. Yes. What a shot. Speaking of boon, he’s gone. Holy moly. One of us has to do a decent job. Please, can you get it and play, Simon? I’ll give it a go. Can we try that tempo thing we tried on the um Tempo Town? Tempo Town. I was going to say that’s not what you inplay isn’t my forte. It’s like a bar, but rhythm is. Forte is a good word. You mean strong Italian. Jose forte. It’s font though. I know. That’s funny. Font. Oh. Oh, there’s no one there. I bushes, bro. Christmas trees. Um, we’ll find that. That’s like the first hole all over again. Exactly. You’re on the green on that one. I might be. Can I put on that? What happens, Simon? We’ve got to go left to always be right. Ry’s mom’s loose. I don’t mind it because it sounds so crap. Oh, I didn’t even hear what Lock said. I was just stating [ __ ] it goes right. Yeah, that that I think it opens up. That is lost. OB it. So, it’s a Simon. I think I heard it. Is that mine? I thought I heard something. Yeah, I reckon it’s bounced back. Can we get on the 118 to Frank and ask him that way? 118 that way. As in that’s a road. Yeah, but I think it bounced back on. There was a big There’s a big rock just the other side. I heard a kung. Yeah. I think we might find car facing straight up. Okay. I think it went over this. I think it went further left. I’ll be honest. You hit the tree. You hit the You hit this bush. Did I? Yeah. Yeah. One honey. Did I? Yeah. One honey. Is that a ball in there? It was there, Jack. It was near the bunker. Look at that. Yeah, man. Must be further than that then. I did give it some Yeah, I give it a bit. I think you’re I think you’re waffling. I can’t wait to get into the comments of this video after watching it and go, “It hit the bush.” I didn’t go this far. No, it might have though if it just You said it hit the bush. Yeah, but it might have gone through the bush. That’s That’s do a pretty good like two That’s like a 250 260 yard drive. I can’t hit that far. Damn. [ __ ] We’re actually like mine was a decent drive, man. Doesn’t matter, Randy, cuz you’re about to do his thing here. I know. [ __ ] [Laughter] What he’s Oh dear. Okay, we need to land anywhere here. [ __ ] That’s a toughy that one. Disney. Yeah, it’s inside the tractor, right? The middle tractor. Oh, great. So, we we have to we have to get over those tractors, but not too much. Use some backspin on it. Probably backspin. It’s in the tractor. Yeah. See, see like the front arms. Yeah. It’s lally in the center of the front arm. How’d you get in then? So, you have to get over it and then in. Oh, you have to get on You have to get on the far side of the green and put in. I’m sneezing. The fact is a sneeze is crazy, right? I know. I’ve trained it. [ __ ] Might need to drop, lad. There we go. Or we go and find go up there. I like it. Gone random. Beautiful. We did too much. They call him the short. So everything goes right. So hit him more left. What about two? Hit him more left. Okay. To be fair, it was rolling. You could probably aim between the green and the red. Yours are pretty safe now. You got to take the gap on. Yeah, I took the gap on. You got you got a bank there. Yeah. How many yards was it, Josh? 482 first tractor. Back of first tractor. Oh, [ __ ] duffed it. It might roll for us though. Oh, kick. Yes, it’s perfect, right? Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Delicious now. Oh, cool. That’s ideal. Well done, my friend. kill. Oh, it does roll. Yeah. So, we need to then counter that now. Two shots in. We’re on the green. And yeah, we’re two shots. We’re on the green. We’re safe. We have a chance for the bird. We’re playing some tweety d Tweety dub golf. Pretty good today. Yeah, a couple of like divots here. That first hole they sort of got lucky on by hitting two good shots. You know, we’re taking a drop. We have to. I can’t believe we lost both our balls. So, we’re just taking a drop from here. Yeah. [ __ ] Nice. Right. I don’t know how far it is. No, neither. I’ll let you know how far I hit it. Five. Wait. You got a f What? No. How far? Do you not think that’s a five? No. Uh, I’ll use a six. All right. Yeah. We’ll just see, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What the [ __ ] They think they made it harder. They made it easy. The thing is that if you if you go past it, you’re inside the tractor. But if you’re left or right, it’s actually all right. bounce off nicely. So, I don’t mind that. Was I aiming there? And if I was, why didn’t you tell me? No, I don’t think you were. I think you sliced it. I don’t know what’s better for you to hear, though. So, you bastard. All right. All right. Come on. Just hit it hit it in the hole and, you know. Yeah. Let me just try my I’m just Just hold out from here. S, you haven’t been here while I’ve been like doing a little bit of compression. Just hit hold out from here and we’ll call it a draw. All right. Any eyes? Any eyes? Should we concede? Let’s go. Look, this is what we do. Full sense of security for them, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Three one up and then three. We’ll just go We’ll just go dormate. Yeah. And then we just win two and then it’s embarrassing for them. But you go two up through four. Uh be free. Yeah. That’s what I do. You know, I just come through whole thing. Get some clips for you. I hit a tree, hit two good chips. They killed people, but it’s fine. And we win then. I’m basically just the guy today. You are back. I might make a golf and leave the channel. Not bad. Okay. It’s not bad. But have you seen the hole? They’re there in two. We’ve had one, drop, two, three, four. This is four. So, we probably need to sink this. Yeah, just sink it. Okay. And you have to curl it around. Is Is the Is it in between in between the two tractors? I’m just going to aim at the tractor and then it’s going to ping pong around. We’ve also got a cart in our proper Greenskeeper revenge. All right. Easy. [ __ ] hell. He’s giving me that beans, isn’t he? Yeah. Watch out, boys. Give me a second. Might die here. It’s actually I think that’s actually really nice. Now, is it nice? It’s pretty darn good, but it be a hard angle to get into the tractor from. Yeah, good shot though. You You want to land like in front of the red tractor. By the way, he’s only about 20 yards away. Like the level you went from quite loud there compared to how far they are. Watch, Simon. Yeah. Yeah. See, I’m trying to say why is Josh shouting at Luke? You’re about 10 yards away. Carry on, mate. You forget your voice, mate. No, he’s just being funny, isn’t he? [Music] Yeah, he’s being funny. He’s being funny, isn’t he? I try to not react. See that cow? Yeah, there was a worm jumped in front of the ball, so I pulled out. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh well, if everything came to the everything came to the right. Okay. So, it should go the opposite. Right to left. Yeah. Lux, you need a putter. No. No. [ __ ] it, mate. We’ve I concede. No, no, no, no, no. We can do this, Lux. We can curl it. Based off laws of physics, it should go on. Didn’t start there, though. That’s the issue. See, Lux, look. Now, they have to take a couple shots to Are they on like their first shot? They’ve had three. We’ve had four. Well, this is their third. Should I hit it short on purpose? I think you just I think you just hit it. Yeah, hit it, Josh. Hit it. That’s the hit. Dong. Oh my god. say to you? What did I say to you? You said hit it as I tried to. I didn’t know they were that bouncy. Why did you not go get your putter? I just I’ve had enough of this whole Simon. No, no. Watch this. Watch this. Can I take the first shot? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Just give me You’re going to be a real baller. Go like That’s what I’m doing. That’s what I’m doing. You see the tire and the There’s no way through that. I beg you hit like a mini golf shot. I’ll be gas. I’m going to Don’t worry. I’ve seen the angle. Oh my god. Me. Oh, lucky though. Yeah, fair enough. What happens now though? I’m gonna go immediately. No, he puts it. Do I take it out? Can I just bounce it on the seat? Can I bounce it on the seat and then Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] You are going for that. Everyone, everyone step back. Everyone run. Randy, watch out. Randy, watch out. I like that. By the way, Jenny could die cuz he [ __ ] up the flop. Lux hasn’t ever [ __ ] up a flop. Ever. [ __ ] Speed is coming out. I hit it so hard though. The speed is hitting miles, bro. I haven’t hit a good practice shot. [ __ ] You haven’t hit a good shot. That’s good. Right. I told you. Nice little clean. I hate this so much, man. That was class. It’s not over, though. I conceded four shots. I think it’s over. Where is the ball? This is really hard. It’s going to come. It’s going to come down. Should I take my shot? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I’m going to be in for six. [ __ ] Wait. No, it’s scramble, bro. You Okay. Okay. Here you go. Take that. What are you on right now? Ridiculous. All right. Here we go. I definitely won’t miss this. Yes. What you going in for? I think like eight. Fair. Right. [ __ ] Hang on. That was [ __ ] annoying. That’s dumb. That’s dumb eding. The problem is it goes right to left. So come and we can’t actually get in. We have to go near it. They might win. Drives me around. That’s good though. Yeah. Oh, nice. All right. Finish that for the hole. Y 31. Let’s go Disney. We should probably stop. Good shot, man. [Music] Talk to him. Talk to him. Talk to him. We’re 3-1 down. We are 3-1. We can’t win anymore. We can We get to 33 and then it’s just a simple Say it begins with a B. We’re not doing sounds like hunker. Bunker. Well, I don’t think we’re going to do that. A bunker off. Sure. All right, Disney. We got We got to tea off. That’s so annoying. Off the slope. So you have to like get Ben must tee off within the mark there. So hard for me cuz make my slice even more. Oh my god. Agree before you take a swing. If you miss the ball, what is it? Oh, you missed the ball. As in that’s your stroke. That’s your shot. Okay. If you miss the ball, both hit the ball, you have to go again. This is just recipe for slice. Disney. Put the ball there. Hit over the Yeah. But more towy cuz then it will. All right. Speak. Yeah. Get your toe in it, mate. So, it’s unreal. You should tee up like that more often. Straight a shot. You love it. What the hell? What the hell? They hit the tree. All right. Well, I mean, that didn’t matter, did it? Wow, that was great. Yeah. Thanks. Why you not happy about that? I don’t know. You can be happy in life, man. It’s okay. Like playing with your friends. You just had a great shot. Smile. Could have been better. It could have been better. You’re on a [ __ ] hill, mate. But what is this? Are you aiming right? Not yet. I’m not aiming at all. You say you’re aiming right. You look like how I put. Are you aiming right? Aim more left, Josh. Aiming really far right. A little bit further. Little bit more. A little bit more. Right. Yeah. There you go. Yeah. Randy trolling me. Yes. You meant to aim left, mate. You seen Seb this morning. What you aiming the wrong. Okay. Fine. Fine. Right. Okay. It’s exactly where you aimed. Yeah. I went down there. Such a good shot. [ __ ] trying to tell you to aim left. I can’t even trolling or not. So, I had to go. I wasn’t. Your teammate trolled you. You didn’t. You didn’t say I was trolling. I wasn’t confirmed. It wasn’t. You’re supposed to aim left. Yes. Moving him left. I said, “Why you aiming right?” I said, “Is he trolling?” And you went, “Yeah, cuz telling you to aim right.” He said, “Aim left.” No, Lux was saying, “Aim left.” You should have a left. I corrected him twice. He was trying to He was trying to correct me and you said, “Don’t listen to me. He’s trolling.” I got mixed up, but I was telling you to aim left. He should aim. Can I go again cuz teammate was being silly? Did you listen to teammate? Maybe. I did. I thought you did about him. I don’t like this stiff shaft. How did you do that? How have you still snap booked it? What’s going on? That’s so impressive. That was pretty impressive. How would Don’t worry. Be it be three furongs along again. You must have really turned your wrists around. We didn’t find the last one. No pressure, Lux. You [ __ ] this up. If you miss here, we’re bas pressure. What pressure? Last time was so nice I had to do it twice. Oh, what the [ __ ] Sorry, I just got excited. That was really good, by the way. You’re [ __ ] sick. Thank you, bro. That was really cool. Well done, dude. Emphasis on sick, though. Oh, [ __ ] Okay, go, go, go, go, go, go. We’re going. We’re We’re going. [ __ ] I literally respected you so much for the drive and then you and now it’s all down the drain. I hate you a little bit. Um, oh, we might have caught a bit of the hill. That’s you there, I think. I can see. Sorry about that. It’s all right. Wasn’t my greatest shot. Actually was very cool shot, though. It was cool. It was very cool. You can put on TikTok. Little stinger. Yeah, it was nice. I don’t think any I love those. I love those on Tik Tok. Yeah, I love those. Little stinger. Oh, you naughty boy. Yeah, usually they’re good players. Mine. No, look. Mine’s be fine, though. It could be fine. Mine’s not fine. You probably didn’t react. It wasn’t that good. I might have hit the tree and stopped. Well, maybe mine is fine then. Oh, I think it’s mine there. Where? I think middle of the fairway. Should we check where I am though, just in case it’s better? You just You just You’re going to live and die over there. No, that’s me there. I can see it. Can we go get sake, Simon? I think it is. It is you. That’s not bad, you know. No, that’s not you. It might be. How? I hit that ball so hard and you’ve outdriven me by 150 yards. It might actually be me. You’re [ __ ] kidding me. Do a little driveby. It could be these guys. Little driveby. Little driveby. It’s me. That’s actually me. Oh my god. It says mm7. Should we just take it? Shut up. Go. Why? Go to your You’re 100 yards ahead of me. Oh, you actually think take that? Yeah. No, use yours. All right, Josh. But who who is that not you? Who hit this? Oh, Randy. Is that not Randy? Yeah, maybe. Oh, maybe in trouble. You’re playing Callaway with a light pink on it. Yeah, bro. I’m [ __ ] going MC this. Hey, run, Josh. Get in, Josh. Thank you, mate. Might. We have 140 to the middle of the green, but it’s obviously uphill. And you got to go over two tractors. A compressed seven. Compressed seven. I don’t hate it. I don’t hate it. I do. Tell him to shut up. Are you going eight? Yeah. Yeah. Real man’s club. What I do basically, Seb, let me teach you for a second. Okay. Hit me. So, what I do is I try and get it up. Bring it down slightly. It’s hard to get out and then and then just kind of You’ve got to get in front. You are going to then finish, aren’t you? You really got to get in front. Okay. You got to get up in order to be able to finish. 126. By the way, two tractor. I got 144 on the app. Yeah. Two tractor 126. All right. Need to get past tractor. Yeah, it’s a 144 then. I see what you did. I do see what you did. Honestly, it’s a bold tactic. I’ll give it a go. That was so [ __ ] It’s a bold tactic. Just thinking about too many moves. So, I read a comment the other day that was like, “Lux is actually really good, but he just tries to make content all the time, so therefore he’s shit.” You should do it on your own channel. Sorry. He’s got to hit a good shot now. Come on. Okay. Stop. And we It’s going to get a great bounce. Watch this. Just playing around the tractors again. It’s worked for you before, boys. Fair enough. I’ll take I’m going to remind you, you have to win this hole, though. Sugar. You know what? It might work for us. We can chip it from there. Yeah. We have to win this hole. And Ry’s what? Put it on the flag. No, he’s far left. Oh, yeah. Okay. I might go for an eight then. I should use my own club. Maybe to get a new 79. Yeah. Been three months, mate. It’s been more than that. If you said, “Oh, yeah. I need to get like a new [ __ ] Rayquaza.” You’d be getting it in seconds. Yeah, I know. Can I get a Pokémon golf club? Yeah. You think you should? Okay. Trust me, Josh absolutely honks the shot. You’ve said that too loud. Good in his head. Josh is great from Josh. Josh is great. Josh. Oh no. [ __ ] Damn it. Told you I caught that. I It moved you when I went back. Oh my god. Why is that someone chipping? I think I hit a tree. Yeah, it did. When when I went back, I caught the grass. It just threw it all off. I should have stopped. should cancel the swing. I knew it. You see what I’m saying? Yeah. Sometimes I can read it. There’s a lot of like estate in his head. Really should have [ __ ] up a shot, should I? I should have used a eight iron on my club. It wasn’t a seven iron shot either. I know it wasn’t. You’re right. You just backed out the seven. Yeah, I wanted to see what it feels like here. It’s what I go to school for. You know it is a river. There is a [ __ ] ball. I see it. It’s so cool. Take us to my ball. We going my ball. What about my ball? Yours we have to chip over a bunker, I think. Yeah, fair. We’ll have a look. No, we won’t. No, we will. We’re going to drive past it and you’re going to pick it up. Where is it? It’s here. Right straight ahead of us. You can see it. Uh, just disappeared. Straight straight ahead of us. It’s just here. Do you see it? Oh, that’s what I’m saying. Let’s look at where mine is. Cuz yours But you do have a bunker right in front of you. Oh, I didn’t see the other one. Okay, fine. I’m not chipping it over two bunkers. No, I hear I hear you. I hear you. The question is, right? Yeah. Do I Do I play safe or do I go for it? Boys, I’m coming over to Caddy cuz I want you to go to the ninth hole. I want to get you to win this hole. Okay, we just need raw talent for that. Okay, if we don’t have to rely on the raw talent. Okay, let’s play smart. Have you gone to look at what the hole is doing? Yeah. What’s the hole doing? Uh it’s uh dips like it’s like this big white. You get it. Empty in the middle. Uh there’s a flag in the middle. Okay, we can take that out. One of you get it on the green towards the level of the tree and then someone do a flop god. Right. We’re not They’re the same as us by the way. They’ve hit two. They’re off the green. All right. So, little dinky one. Yeah. If you hit a little dinky one like um just Yeah. tree in play in front of you like [ __ ] Oh, you skip the tree. You’re unreal. You’re unreal. You’re unreal. Oh my god. What the Oh, it’s quite bendy over there. What the [ __ ] is happening over there? He’s hit a really [ __ ] good shot, by the way. Oh, no. Um, I’m going to check the flag out anyway cuz I didn’t see the hole. So, you lied to me. Y one one of you puts it here to be safe or you just chip it to the back part there. Just go well over the bunker. If you have to win and he’s done all right there. It’s going to happen. See Josh is here. Oh, I said help him again. Yeah, he needs to cuz they’re losing, mate. True. True. You ideally you want to be putting from there, right? because that’s just never gonna stop downhill. Yeah. So, I think you’ve got to actually hit it to that bottom part and just hit up the green. God. Okay. It’s time to step up, mate. Step up and hit one. Yeah. No, but Josh is going to flop this. That’s really Stop it. O. Okay. Okay. This is good, isn’t it? Oh my god, that’s two good shots. I want to kill myself. We’re playing a game today. I don’t I don’t know what chip I had, but I didn’t have the easiest game on. What do we need to do? Go for it. Uh, you can’t even draw, by the way. I know. Why did I do that silly [ __ ] over there? Just hit the ball, Callum. That is a stupid clip in position. Like, genuinely, if I hit that slightly softer, by the way, the actual chance. I know. It’s all gone crazy. Look, it has to. Yeah, they never do that. Really? Really? We’re going to have to go. I know. This shot might be easier. Yeah, I think it is. What are you doing? I We need to basically get it like a foot left of the flat. I think you got to take it on. Okay. over the bunker. Okay. Are they two putt distance or one part? The green’s on like that. So it’s all four putt in is in play. Okay. They’re two putt realistic. But no, I don’t know. I’ll back them both to three part. Scramble though. World class. Ah, no. Way too far. Stop. Stop. Just do that 10 yards. Just off. Do you want me to go where it needs to stop? Yeah. Yeah, please. Okay. Thank And then just catch it, Simon. Yeah. And then just your hole. Get it to land here. Right. Dunk it, mate. Okay. You know what? [ __ ] it. Land just here. Just right here. And then is it going like that? It goes down. Okay. Like look, this is a visual representation. [Laughter] All right. So good. This goes one of two ways. He’s going to hit the clip or he’s going to [ __ ] vimit at us. Land it here. There’s one thing that K can’t do and it’s hit a clip. Today I see K hit a clip. Ry’s always [ __ ] yapping. It’s nice. It’s perfect. Well played, mate. Drop, drop, drop. Good shot. Good shot. Incredible shot. It was a foot to the left. Do you want to go for this or this? What do you want to think? Disney. Huh? Helicopter. Helicopter. Uh, this has got this weird bit here. You have to like pull pulling back kind of long. Yours might be better. I don’t like I don’t like I don’t like all this. I don’t like all this grass as well. This time we can hit it along. We can be fine. Yeah. Yeah. You guys going first? Yeah. Uh, see what? All right. Watch this then. More than I think. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. [ __ ] yes. Randy bothered. You’ve just won the video. I can’t. He just goes ice just like this. Sick. What’s going on? This makes this point and and he had it come round as well. That was sick. Double or quit to the last boys. No, we can’t even win on one. We secure the win. We carry on playing though. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? That’s mental. Oh no. Okay. So, it’s a little bit more. These green ain’t got [ __ ] on us. Randy just absolutely Rory Mackaro on the green. It was You’re just so naive of it as well. It’s so jarring. The day I see Lux clip. [ __ ] sake, man. Do you want to see one now? Save the video. I’ll take you up for it. Yeah. All right. Well, hey, uh, we play on. What do you mean we play what? Because we take on the greens keeper. It’s not about us versus you. Well, it is we’ve been keeping score. What? I really want to play the last hole. So, can we do a deal? The final hole is worth four. Wow. Oh my god. Wow. I agree with that. Okay. We We don’t agree. We’ll stop the video. Thousand is dead. Yeah. The final hole was worth a thousand. [Music] Oh, what an awful starting point. You got hit down the ball, but up on the ball, too. Because you’re the craziest thinger. Your honors. Let’s go, Josh. H I’m noticing that you’re going first this time. Yeah. I’m also noticing that I might change to an orange. The world’s smallest teeth. I think it’s a smarter plan. Ah, there you go. Got a bigger one now. You answered your prayers. Can you lay the hammer down and do a big four up there? How’s that in? How you going to do this, Josh? Watch the tech. You match your shoulders to the planes of the [ __ ] thing. Maybe. I don’t know actually. Not sure with the driver. I’m not actually sure what the rule is to be honest. Yeah. What? [ __ ] Yeah. Go middle. Go middle. Meet in the middle. [ __ ] It’s going to be impossible. What? That’s actually really good. Yeah. Shot, mate. Shot. [ __ ] There you go. I mean, it’s safe, Randy. It’s down the middle. It didn’t It didn’t go very far. All right, let’s see what I can do. Normal lamps. That was a a strange experience. Humbling. It’s like one headache. He hits this still really high in the air. [ __ ] [ __ ] It’s quite impressive. This might suit you. You reckon? You a bit of a steeper plane. Yeah. You know what I mean? I I actually do. We’re trying to We’re trying to kill that at the moment. I think that will work cuz I I I I’ve I’m quite a narrow plane now. [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. It’s not not that steep. Come on, Mo. Love that mate. I think I like that. Now I can just go for it. Uh oh. Stop Harry, bro. Yeah, you’re Gucci. I like to think I am sometimes though. That is Harry’s even Harry anymore. No, that’s mean. Callum’s the new Harry. What it’s mean to not be himself anymore. Oh, look. Always trying something new, mate. I think your legs, you know what? I think I think you’re cheating. Yeah, your feet got in the circle. No, your feet got in the round circle. I think it’s legal. Legal. Just playing the game. The game is the game. Unless you The game is the game. I think I agree. You know what? Run it. Two feet. You’ve been three, so do what you want. Literally. Yeah. [ __ ] it. You know what? I respect that cuz he’s going to prove us wrong. He’s testing something real quick. Hang on. Is he ever going to prove anything? He’s not going to do anything. No, he is cuz he he has a steep plane in his swing. So therefore, this be fine for him. I’m [ __ ] smashing this. It’s just mad that it takes that long after all that. It takes that long for that. I know. All right, guys. Let’s go. We want to just distract you. Could I just change your setting? Just appreciate this right here. The backwards raking on the edge of the bunker. Yeah, I like that. Make sure know why they do that. To make it so the ball doesn’t get stuck and it rolls back to the middle so it’s more playable. Yeah, I taught them that actually. Yeah, I thought you did. My dad owns this place. No, Lux is L. He’s taking the piss. Why is he still there? What was you trying to find out? I was telling him their back was raking. Do you know why they do that? Oh, cuz I seen the video last time, mate. You was I was with you. What was it then? I didn’t listen. Oh, really? You said it was going to turn up to the sh how the ball lands. He stops. He makes sure the ball rolls down to the bottom. Yeah. To landing and stay on the sides. See, look. I’ve got his ball and I’m getting to my ball before he even got in a cart. Simon actually gives you like it when I bounce on it like that. Careful. Bounce it left, mate. Bounce it left. I was going to find stop. By the way, I’m going to get Randy Rocky so hard. They can’t. They can’t. Wait, hang on. Left. We’re not going anywhere, guys. Oh, I don’t think No, you tapped it, you nerd. I don’t think it serves a problem. Press it in reverse now. Oh, it’s off. There you go. You kick the key. Make it bounce, bro. Are you ready? No, I my tummy as well. You fall off. You got a bro. Your arm so bony. [Laughter] His arm has dig into me. He’s not going to get out of this cart for 5 minutes. N tuck it in. Tuck it in. Tuck it in. I’m [ __ ] crying. Going to rock on in the back. You’re there, by the way. I was delivering your guy, man. Next time, don’t. So, next time. Oh, what have you got? I don’t know. Just chose a club I’ve never used. Where’s the wedge app guy, brother? Wedge guy. You can see it right here, mate. Just cuz I I can [ __ ] see France. Can you? I’d love your brid to [ __ ] work right now. Yeah, I got a brid cuz I My brid is always a strange one, isn’t it? Yeah. Do I go for it? Don’t bring the five out. Should I go? Should I go five iron? Yeah, cuz he hit. Why should I hit my Harry? See what happens. Yeah. [ __ ] the rules. Where [ __ ] guy? What? What have we got? Really? Where you are? Just come and clock in. Why does it matter how far it is? You This is a th00and point hole, Simon. The furthest shot. Chill. It’s a,000 point hole, bro. Right. It’s a It’s a long way. 259 yards. I’ll get a bigger club then. It’s about 280 to the flag. Yeah, you’re unreal. Turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn turn. That’s fine. All right. Ry’s a golfer now. I’m telling you. If I had to like spend a month of my life to turn one of you into the best golfer, I think I’d pick Randy. I wouldn’t. I think I’d pick Randy. I think Randy would be my last choice. Would you waste your time like that? I think I think he’s got it. I think Ry’s got the natural golf swing. I do. I’ll tell you mate, you’ll like it. Most natural golf swing. Yeah. Yeah, I I agree. Cheers. Keep that low. Miss the trees. Yeah. Good shot, mate. That’s what we do. Yeah. To be fair, it’s free shot anyway, didn’t it? Getting a perfect angle, though, you know, right? I can’t believe you’d waste your time on Randy. I think we have a good month as well with open packs. That’s You wouldn’t do anything. You wouldn’t play golf. Five foot is more Every time you do a fivewood is crap. Yeah, it But the bridge’s also crap, too. But his venom brides are good. It’s really good. [ __ ] Simon your ball. Oh, we knew that before he hit it. Yeah. Yeah. Lux is just a formality. Same way they’re using they’re using Josh’s. It’s already decided. This uh this video is descended. Yeah. I don’t know how I might have to I just spent five minutes trying to get Randy hard. What? Top city. this. Well, this is You worry about it, won’t you? Yeah. The comments were saying to me that I was I was trying to hit up on it. Hit down the Oh, yeah. I think Yeah, I think I actually agree. Yeah. All right. It’s 1,000 points, bro. It is 1,000 points and we’re just about to win. Where did Randy go, though? Randy went near you up left. Oh, really? That leaving that ball to die? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So, we’re going to mine. Yes. Oh, one. Oh. Oh, we were going to look for his, but it’s a driving range driver. Yeah, it could be could be a death trap. What the [ __ ] was that? Is that someone’s modem from the 1990s? I don’t like this video anymore. Can we end it? Don’t worry, Kell. I’ll get it in the hole before they turn the blowers on. Oh, is this the blower hole? I think it’s the blower hole. Oh. Oh, Simona. [ __ ] What a shot. What did you hit? My god, I love it. That’s going to be very nice. All right, I’ll just step up and hit it then, eh? Oh gosh, boys. Ah, it’s a good strike though, isn’t it? How you feeling, Simon? First few holes back. Uh, awful. Yeah, I feel like I need to play more golf. Yeah, you’re not over golf, that’s for sure. What What’s distance, by the way? One 114. 114. I’m scared of the tree actually. So, it’s a good a good pitch or a nine. A soft pitch. Yeah. All right. Let’s see. Let’s see. Ry’s for a,000 points. Does Randy have the ball? Over. Randy. Randy. 1,000 points. Huh? This is worth a,000 points. Oh. That actually would have been really good. I said I was scared of the tree as well. You weren’t scared of wood a minute ago. Get it erection. He was making me um hard comb. It’s hurting me. Making me come bony ass, bro. Sorry. What the [ __ ] I think I’m loosening that tree up. See the same color turn more really good. You hooked it a bit. But now the leaf blowers. I don’t see a leaf blower. I think it’s that. Oh, it’s the machine. The washer machine. Hooks that a little bit. You hooked it. Yeah, it bent. I think cuz you were trying to play at the tree. Yeah. A little soft drawer. So it drew. Yeah. Oh, I meant draw. Hookie. Sorry. [ __ ] hell, man. You’re You’re a golfing YouTuber. I know I am. That’s like calling like a char water in a new Pokemon. I’m the biggest golfing YouTuber. That’s a big ass screen, you know. Come on. Where are you? Come on. Please. Where are you? Where are Come on. You like that? Um speaking. Oh, I’m off the green. So, for this last hole, why we wanted to play this hole, this is one of the biggest leaf blowers, an industrial leaf blower is going to blow air around the hole, which I mean, I’ve never seen it before. I don’t know what it’s going to do, but it’s going to make it very difficult to get the ball in the hole. Bro, that’s a blow up. Let’s have a look. Yeah. [Music] Okay. Wait. Goes around here. Oh no. Oh no. That’s bad color. Hey Josh, we got the opportunity to do the best clip on the channel. We aim for the leaf by Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See, is this weird? I’m now I’m going to try and aim for the thingy. Okay. No, aim like a little bit longer. Aim for the pin. Yeah. Aim for the Aim for uh All right. Who do you? I think we go for it. Someone has to. They’re still It’s still going to be impossible for them. Someone has to. Actually, who am I kidding? When you say go for it, I’m the hole. Josh is Yeah. True. He’s sinking this right now. Oh no. Oh my god. Go on. Yes. A. That’s actually like really bad though. Yes. Cuz for him to get near the hole, it’s just going to get blown away. Yeah. Yeah. But delicate hands here. Uh, less. Yeah. Cheers. Cheers, mate. You know, he gets manicures three times a week because he’s his fingers are on Pokemon like live opening packs and stuff. Yeah, that’s why. Damn it. When I say less, bro, I meant like I actually win a thousand. Shut up. We’re trying to hit a cool clip, but he didn’t do it. Oh, we as it l No, this is our shot in hand. Oh, so if we get this, we win. Okay. See, the thing is, right? Yeah. We can’t go too far cuz it will just get blown away. We need to go right about a yard. Right. And you need to take into account the 28 mph wind and the 4% slope. Yeah. Yeah. I try I literally tried here at the leaf blower’s hole. Oh, I think it would have been perfect cuz you just bounced it and skip the leaf. Watch this. The wind’s going to take it into the hole. Come on, Mo. Wind me. See you. Okay. Okay. You see what you feel? Okay. You feel like I think you should go directly at the thingy at the pin. Yeah. No, at the the like the line of the thingy cuz it’s aimed at the hole, right? You know what, Josh? I just want to win the video. 1,000 points. You don’t get taken by wind. Okay, it’s close. We’ll take yours. I’ll take yours. It’s actually totally not where I was aiming, but Well, where I meant to. Where’s it lies, boys? Oh, why should you do that? Get get a bit of wind on it. I’m going to wind ass banging wind on it. No. A good shot though. Actually happen. Should I do the same thing? Yeah. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it, Josh. This is sick. You have to wind it in. Surely. Who said dewind that? It’s me. That’s good. Right with wind. Come on. [Music] No, I went. How do you leave it short with a [ __ ] infinite wind blow behind it? Oh, clears are on. It’s like snooker fly first. Uh, yeah. Into wind. Into wind and into win. I think you should be. Oh, can you hit a trick shot where you go over and in? I’m going to do it. I’m going to do it. Take me back. Yeah, a little bit of swaz on it or something. Be sick. Not to alarm you, but if you putt this thousand points, do I putt it or do I go for the the the day I see K in a clip? I don’t think the clip is possible from this angle. I don’t know if he hits the clip. That’s why. Is that my clip? No. I thought you celebrated, bro. I was going to celebrate with you and you said it’s a clip. It was a great part. It was a great That was the cool clip part. Yeah. Bring up the downwards. I was actually trying to hit it past. So was I, but it just didn’t. Okay, we’ll give you double or nothing. Double or nothing. If this trick shot goes in, right, we have to go that way. 2,000 points. 2004 to 1,01. It’s got a chance. No way. No. 2001. Dang it. Four. We lost. Nope. I’m