I just met the coolest girl. She was out here golfing with like three other guys and two of them, I guess, were cheating. So, she comes over to buy the drinks and one of them yells, “Get me a Stella.” Like, doesn’t even say please or anything. So, she’s like, “Oh, hell no.” Like, that’s it. I’m going to beat them. I need to get them drunk. She’s like, “Whatever. Get his Stella, but then we’re going to get him a double vodka pineapple and we’re going to glitter bomb him.” So, we gave him a sparkly drink and her total was 38. And she gave me $80. And I go to give her her change. She’s like, “No, keep it.” To her.
