He should have to serve community service as a caddie on the course – I’m being serious. He’d get so many mild needles throughout that time he’d never do stupid shit again
leftandrightmiss
Has to caddy every summer until debt is paid off
SarcasmReallySucks
According to the article, it should be $126,000 worth of punishment. Landscape work, mowing, course care. All court mandated. Let’s see how bored they are when they do it.
Perma_trashed
Adventurous_Smile297
$126,000 plus the cost of the course’s daily earnings for as long as the repairs take.
Otherwise known as damages
pompouswhomp
If it wouldn’t take so long, make him do all the manual labor to repair it. But I’m sure they’re busting ass to open that hole again.
Public shaming and a healthy fine would be a realistic place to start.
Competitive-Web-7119
Flogging
SkierBuck
Kid is a dumbass and deserves a harsh punishment. Does it really cost over $100k to repair a green?
CelebrationShort1857
Sue him his family for the money
doc-sci
The exam same as if he stole $126,000! I know it won’t happen because I was on the board of a private club when it happened at our course and the cops all thought that it was just boys being boys and we were all rich…we weren’t! We went to the DA and he told us that the cops wouldn’t even complete a report.
Still_Clownin69
If I owned the course I wouldn’t press charges, id make him work for me and repair the damage. I’d also make him work how ever many hours it takes to pay off the cost of the damage. Maybe if I Introduce him to the sport and show how much work goes into each hole. He might stop being such a shit head.
Apart-Start6133
He was bored.
Now he’ll have something to do. Working off this debt will keep him busy for a very, very long time.
kinkistuffaka
He should gather the range balls, on foot while the range is open of course. For a looking time.
TrumpsColostomyBag99
Past-Profile3671
Whatever the average penalty is for felony property damage costing $100-200k is.
con4RT1ST
He should have to pick up range balls, by hand, while the range is open.
Lew_Money85
This is my hometown, and I’ve golfed this course plenty of times. Seeing it destroyed like this is pathetic.
Step 1: Park that kid’s truck dead center in the driving range. Let every golfer pay a buck a ball for a chance to peg the idiot who tore up the course. The repair fund would fill up fast.
Step 2: Hard labor. No fancy equipment. No shortcuts. Just sunburn, blisters, and hours of old-school grunt work until every inch of damage is fixed.
Step 3: Once he’s done sweating his soul out, he can pay to have that busted-up truck hauled back to his house, where it should be parked in the driveway with a wheel boot on it as a daily reminder that he is, in fact, a complete fucking moron.
Toothlessdovahkin
I have always been a fan of the punishment should be to help repair the damage that you cause. Have him work in the groundskeeping staff for the summer and hopefully he learns his lesson and learn some skills as well.
rigidlynuanced1
Has to pick the range everyday without the cart and only wearing a helmet.
DeliciousBuilder0489
Hugh_jaynus13
Work off the debt at the course. And while not working, has to listen to every Amy Schumer comedy special and movie on repeat
Lanky-Present2251
Make the stupid kid pay for it.
nanomachinez_SON
126,000 lashings
Garage_sales
126,000 golf balls picked up by hand on the driving range
youliveinmydream
It’s really sad to see the threads about this in other subs with the “golf courses shouldn’t exist” crowd coming out in full force to say this was somehow justified or deserved just because the golf course exists
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Dozen Top Flites jammed up his ass.
He should have to serve community service as a caddie on the course – I’m being serious. He’d get so many mild needles throughout that time he’d never do stupid shit again
Has to caddy every summer until debt is paid off
According to the article, it should be $126,000 worth of punishment. Landscape work, mowing, course care. All court mandated. Let’s see how bored they are when they do it.
$126,000 plus the cost of the course’s daily earnings for as long as the repairs take.
Otherwise known as damages
If it wouldn’t take so long, make him do all the manual labor to repair it. But I’m sure they’re busting ass to open that hole again.
Public shaming and a healthy fine would be a realistic place to start.
Flogging
Kid is a dumbass and deserves a harsh punishment. Does it really cost over $100k to repair a green?
Sue him his family for the money
The exam same as if he stole $126,000! I know it won’t happen because I was on the board of a private club when it happened at our course and the cops all thought that it was just boys being boys and we were all rich…we weren’t! We went to the DA and he told us that the cops wouldn’t even complete a report.
If I owned the course I wouldn’t press charges, id make him work for me and repair the damage. I’d also make him work how ever many hours it takes to pay off the cost of the damage. Maybe if I Introduce him to the sport and show how much work goes into each hole. He might stop being such a shit head.
He was bored.
Now he’ll have something to do. Working off this debt will keep him busy for a very, very long time.
He should gather the range balls, on foot while the range is open of course. For a looking time.
Whatever the average penalty is for felony property damage costing $100-200k is.
He should have to pick up range balls, by hand, while the range is open.
This is my hometown, and I’ve golfed this course plenty of times. Seeing it destroyed like this is pathetic.
Step 1: Park that kid’s truck dead center in the driving range. Let every golfer pay a buck a ball for a chance to peg the idiot who tore up the course. The repair fund would fill up fast.
Step 2: Hard labor. No fancy equipment. No shortcuts. Just sunburn, blisters, and hours of old-school grunt work until every inch of damage is fixed.
Step 3: Once he’s done sweating his soul out, he can pay to have that busted-up truck hauled back to his house, where it should be parked in the driveway with a wheel boot on it as a daily reminder that he is, in fact, a complete fucking moron.
I have always been a fan of the punishment should be to help repair the damage that you cause. Have him work in the groundskeeping staff for the summer and hopefully he learns his lesson and learn some skills as well.
Has to pick the range everyday without the cart and only wearing a helmet.
Work off the debt at the course. And while not working, has to listen to every Amy Schumer comedy special and movie on repeat
Make the stupid kid pay for it.
126,000 lashings
126,000 golf balls picked up by hand on the driving range
It’s really sad to see the threads about this in other subs with the “golf courses shouldn’t exist” crowd coming out in full force to say this was somehow justified or deserved just because the golf course exists
How isn’t it guillotine?