Baby Trump Takes Baby Nancy Pelosi Golfing With Him

Beautiful day, folks. Tremendous day. Perfect sunshine, perfect grass, and finally no Nancy in Congress. The whole country is relieved. Believe me, I retired with grace, Donald. The people begged me to stay. They appreciate the work I do. You don’t know anything about the people of this country. Yeah. Begged you to stay home. You were in there for half a century. And the only thing you built, quite frankly, was your portfolio. Donald, I served the people. Served them? Are you a stupid person? You traded them like stocks. Everyone knows it. Believe me. Uh-oh. Please let me try again. Woof. Straight into the tree. Just like your husband’s golf cart. Oh, stop it, Donald. There he goes. First DUI in baby golf history. Let me tell you, you guys are perfect for each other. Just perfect. Oh, come on, Donald. Don’t act like you don’t have a vice. I don’t. My only vice might be that I’m addicted to winning. It’s chronic. And the doctors, they say it’s a terminal success. Well, the only thing I’m addicted to is public service, unlike you. Yeah. And your husband’s addicted to drinking juice boxes while driving. And don’t forget about the stock options. Such a disgrace. Slow down. You’re driving so reckless. Relax, Nancy. Okay. I’m not your husband, unlike him. I can actually drive straight. You think you’re perfect? You were impeached twice and you caused an insurrection. Yeah, because you lost your mind on camera. You’re a fraud. Impeached me for no reason. And you ignored my offer for 10,000 National Guard troops and then you tried to blame me. That’s not true. You are a liar and a felon. A liar and a felon. Please. Crazy Nancy, don’t you remember that documentary where your daughter filmed you saying it was your fault? I’ve seen it. Terrible documentary, by the way. You’re a threat to democracy. Here we go again. Crazy Nancy Pelosi, everyone using the same rhetoric that almost got me killed, but they missed. You know why? Because I’m a winner. Democracy is fine. Quite frankly, the only thing threatened here is your credibility. January 6 was chaos. Yeah, chaos. You organized. You called the shots and told them to stand down. And what about the 274 agents placed there by the FBI? How, you know, every time I see you golfing, I get flashbacks of January 6. There it is again, folks. Baby Trump derangement syndrome. You can’t swing, you can’t putt, and you still blame me for everything. You’re sick. I’m serious. You people are sick. Oh my god, that’s big news. Nobody else knows about this, right? Tell my husband to put $10 million on Nvidia stock immediately. So the DOJ goes after me for absolutely nothing. I did nothing wrong, but you get to do insider trading and face no consequences. You’re so corrupt, it’s unbelievable. You know, Nancy, uh, if you want to win in Gulf, you can’t insider trade your way there. You, Crazy Nancy, were the worst speaker, worst congresswoman, and honestly, I’m not sure what you were even doing half the time, but the stock market sure loved you. I don’t even know why I came here. Boom. Hole in one. Maybe nothing like it ever. I can’t trust you, Donald. You definitely rigged this event to favor you. Wrong. Another hoax. The only thing that’s rigged was the election that you helped Sleepy Joe win. Unbelievable. Great day, folks. NY’s retired. Her husband’s laying off the juice boxes. And America’s portfolio is finally recovering. Tremendous victory. I hate you, felon. Threat to democracy. Felon. Felon. Uh, I think she’s shortcircuiting, folks. Anyways, remember, don’t drink and drive on the golf course. Don’t trade what you legislate. And don’t trust anyone who blames me while confessing on camera. MAGA wins again.

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21 Comments

  1. Now that Nancy's clan is gone who's going to benefit from the insider trading? All those millions of dollars invested by hard working Americans won't be gobbled up by crooks.

  2. Once she retires i am still not sure if she will shut her mouth. But sure hopes she will. I am just glad that enough of the democrats used some common sense finally to vote to end this shut down. You wouldnt need to care about healthcare as people start to fall ill from not having proper nutrition. Or the depression this caused. ALL voters need to start thinking and really researching the common sense they have themselves before voting. They have dummied down our schools. People today cannot even count back change or even write their name. They are being brain washed to be dumb. Wise up. The democratic party is not the same party as they use to be. People pay attention.

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