Straight to the wood chipper.

by slayer_f-150

25 Comments

  1. GolfGodsAreReal

    Put that little bored idiot to work fixing that shit

  2. BigSquiby

    that is going to be a terrible life long lesson there.

    i’m not sure what should happen to them, but having a felony and not be able to get a normal job for the rest of their lives probably isn’t it.

    maybe a staggering amount of community service might be the thing to do.

  3. Revelst0ke

    Why is a 17 year old out at 230 AM? Charge the parents while you’re at it, like damn..

  4. this_is_matt_

    Ah I get it. Who doesn’t commit property destruction when they’re bored? What do we expect these kids to do? Play video games or something?!

  5. Barb_WyRE

    Maybe I was a boring kid, but I literally have never once been compelled to do property damage.

    Time to legalize abortion until the 57th trimester lol

  6. ST34MYN1CKS

    I work at a course where an electric scooter did donuts on our green in June and the plugs are *still* visible. This shit is a whole nother level

  7. Fiddle-farter

    Make him miss school and supervise him fixing it by himself. Court ordered

  8. AntonCigar

    Whole club should be allowed to pitch balls at this kids house

  9. NizzlyGrizzly00

    sounds about volusia county.. when i was a kid there i collected oranges, skateboarded and sat on a green power box with my brother till the street lights came on. now we have this.. fuck those dudes

  10. awfuckthisshit

    Well that bored teenager and their parents can pay back the cost of fixing the green and all the lost profit from the course being down.

  11. alex61821

    Whenever I am bored properly damage is my go to. Nothing gives me that sense of satisfaction like destroying someone else’s property. Seriously who thinks like that.

  12. SkyrimWithdrawal

    Animals. It’s their parents’ fault. Entitled little pricks.

  13. account_not_active

    Can I take a drop if I land in a tire rut?

  14. When I was in high school my buddies and I got caught messing with a park in our town. Way less damage than that green took from this kid.

    We got 500 hours each of community service, along with $1000 restitution. The kicker was we had to do our community service with the park workers who’s shit we messed with.

    Got my head on straight immediately.

  15. Sure, I was bored as a teen. But would never have considered doing something like this.

  16. Hold the teens and their parents accountable. Dipshits all around.

  17. MasterpieceMain8252

    Why can’t they be normal and play video games or play golf? Fuck these kids and hold parents accountable.

  18. Hi-Im-High

    What happened to the good old days of just doing donuts in a grocery store parking lot or in a business park?

  19. busche916

    2:30 in the morning? Why are you even out that late? Go to sleep, wake up early and go surf or something… the beach is literally minutes away.

  20. DadBodftw

    I play this course fairly regularly and it’s sad to see. Idle, rudderless young men tend to do very stupid, destructive things.

  21. Alioops12

    Sentence them to repair ball marks and divots until the greens mature enough to recover visibly from the damage. Should be couple seasons.

    Oh and a public caning Singapore style.

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