Baby Trump Takes Baby Zohran Mamdani Golfing With Him!

Baby Trump Takes Baby Zohran Mamdani Golfing With Him!

Beautiful day, folks. Tremendous. Couldn’t be better. Sunshine, freedom, capitalism, the holy trinity of golf. I appreciate the invite. Kingdon, I can’t believe you’re you’re making me wear this hat in order to access this golf course, though. It’s called the dress code. Very exclusive, very classy. Nobody, and I mean nobody, steps onto my fantastic course without a great hat. Beautiful hat. And frankly, people are saying it’s the greatest hat ever. That’s great, Mr. President. very happy that you love your hat. But can we talk about allowing everyone to access this course for free? I’m a big proponent of free stuff. Free golf. Can you believe it? Free. We’re going to give away free golf and then what? Then they’ll want free caddies, free burgers, free sunscreen. It’s a disaster. People in flipflops. Can you imagine? Flip flops saying, “Where’s my stimulus sandwich?” It’s a disgrace. A total disgrace. Well, it’s about fairness. Maybe we can open uh a hotel nearby to house some more migrants free of charge. Fairness, let me tell you, fairness is when I win and I win bigly. Okay? By 20 strokes. That’s fair to me. And frankly, that’s the only thing that matters. Believe me. Watch closely. This swing’s been rated number one by every reputable poll except CNN. Biggest drive. The biggest, believe me, you’ve never seen anything like it. maybe ever in the history of mankind. You hear me, Kami? Wow, that’s really impressive. Of course it is. We don’t do weak drives here. We do America first drives. Tremendous torque. Believe me. Okay, my turn. Oh boy. Straight into socialism. Or maybe communism. Get it? Because you’re a communist. I’m going to call you calm down. It was an accident. I didn’t mean it. Accident where? I don’t see Gavin Nuscom here. Hey, uh, maybe we should slow down a little. Slow down. See, that’s the problem with Yukon, Donnie. That’s why I’m great and you’re not. I speed up, you slow down. I build towers. Beautiful towers. And you? You fill them up with migrants. I build movements, not monuments. Yeah. Well, my monuments are better bathrooms. Get him a helmet, folks. See, I could never trust you. And neither can the people. The people, they love me. They really love me. Okay? Because I’m a winner. Total winner. You, Zoron, M Donnie, nobody even knows who you are. You’re a loser. Complete and total loser. Didn’t you lose to Joe Biden? Nobody believes that. Nobody. Not even Crooked Joe when he wakes up, which isn’t often. O right in the water. Maybe if this course had easier obstacles and more turf. Without obstacles, we wouldn’t be great. And you just love green, don’t you? Vote for Mayor Kamani for the green new turf deal. See that? Come Donnie. Nobody does it better than me. Believe me. You ever think about how many workers it takes to keep a place like this running? Believe me, they love it. They really do. Jobs. The best jobs. Everybody agrees. And we give them free fries. the best fries because they’re winners like me. We could tax the top 1% of golfers and use it to make courses free for minorities. You know, tax the top 1% of golfers. That’s me. You’re literally proposing a Trump tax on Trump to fund people who can’t swing a club. It’s about redistribution. And we could also fund more money for men and women’s sports. That’s terrible, Zoron. That’s like me, a great golfer. Some say the best going up against Camala in a golf match. I already beat her bigly in the election. It’s too unfair. You know, Zaron, golf’s like politics. One strong stroke beats a thousand speeches. Boom. Hole in one. That was for par, sir. Fake news. Alternate par. People are saying it’s worth two holes. You just make up the rules as you go. Exactly. That’s leadership. Zaron, you’re not bad. Terrible golfer, but nice guy. You just need more winning attitude and less policy paperwork. Maybe next time I’ll bring Hakee Jeff. Perfect. I’ll bring the Secret Service and uh a sombrero for him to celebrate the extension of the government shutdown. You know what, Zeron? Today you learned something big. Golf doesn’t work when everyone gets a trophy. Someone’s got to pay for the grass. And guess what? That’s me. So remember folks, keep your drives long, your taxes low, and your socialism out of Mara Lago. Tremendous day, tremendous victory. MAGA wins again. [Music]

Watch this FUNNY video of Baby Trump taking Baby Zohran Mamdani golfing — and things get out of hand fast! ⛳😂

Baby News Network is the go-to place for baby-faced Trump clips and viral moments you can’t unsee. Politics has never looked this adorable… or this ridiculous.. If you love laughing more than crying, this is the show for you!

Subscribe for more Baby Politics: https://www.youtube.com/@BabyNewsNetworkYT
Subscribe to our Daily News Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@BabyNewsDaily

If you enjoyed the video, don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more baby politics.

Stay Connected with Baby News Network:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/BabyNewsNetwork
Twitter: https://x.com/BabyNewsDailyX
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/babynewsdaily