Trump’s Golf Cart Chaos at Mar-a-Lago! 🏌️💦😂”
Trump hosted a friendly golf cart race at Mara Lago with Baron, Don Jr., and his old friend Larry. The rules? No rules, Trump said, revving his gold-plated cart. Baron hit the gas first, doing donuts on the green. Don Jr. yelled, “Dad’s cheating. His cart has a horn that screams winner.” Larry swerved into a sand trap. Trump zoomed past, sunglasses on, tie flapping like a victory flag. Suddenly, his cart hit a sprinkler and soaked everyone. Baron shouted, “Penalty!” Trump wiped his face. “That’s not water, it’s success.” Don Jr. spun out, crashing into the refreshment table. Lemonade everywhere. Trump crossed the finish line sideways, yelling, “Unbelievable performance,” Baron muttered. “You literally crashed first.” Trump nodded and still finished best. “That’s what I call strategic chaos.” They all burst out laughing. Larry whispered, “Next time, helmets.” Trump grinned. Next time sponsorships.
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