With a resume like that, you’d think he’d be able to afford lessons.
enataca
He’s the COO of the Make a Wish foundation. He’s not telling you to “make a wish”.
Everyone here bashing the guy for what is probably a ball supplied by a charity tournament. And possibly one of the largest charities ever….that he helps run. But yeah let’s get on our keyboards and assume the worst while this guy is out helping society.
Junior-Access9114
First it’s Karen the board member telling a Hispanic Dodgers fan she’s gonna call ICE on him, and now this!? Tough week for Make a Wish!
Spare-Property-1939
I had a friend that owned a car wash. Put the name and address and a note to return it for a free wash.
JRR04
Probably his wife’s boyfriend using his bag while he was on a business trip with another woman
anaca9279
Some idiot will still pocket it and double down that it’s his ball
Squash_Confident
Birdied with the “Make-a-Wish” ball?
If John Cena knocks on your door next, RIP buddy.
rottentornados
go back to the creek you found it in. might be another one with his credit card info on it
AngryTurtleGaming
Smart, put your name and job title and consider it a business expense and use lost golf balls as a tax write-off…
Imma start an LLC rq
oldirtyjuanski
r/linkedinlunatics
Tutski08
Plot twist, OP is Dennis Covelli
thesneakymouse
Shitbag Dennis putting his headstone on a ball. Get fucking wrecked you piece of shit
J_EDi
Was it a Warbird?
Beardicus223
Jesus Christ, this guy’s got his full resume and biography on his ball while all I’ve got is a QR code to Goatse.
jtansf
If you’re going to try to big time whoever finds your ball, at least play a pro v 1
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Thanks I’ll let him know
Dad of 6… if anyone could stand to lose a ball.
This guy wants you to know exactly who blasted the ball you’re playing with into the woods.
NYSE douche
“NYSE VP COO” cringe lol
Didn’t know we were putting our entire LinkedIn profiles on balls now
Egomaniac.
Chingy as fuck ball.
You plebs don’t put your CV on your golf balls?
Draw a cock and balls on it and send it back to him.
No LinkedIn profile for said gentleman. I’m calling bullshit
Astronomically douche move to put your fucking job title on a golf ball
Sounds like dude is involved in Make A Wish foundation … as the COO.
Enjoy the free ball you degenerates.
He’s literally the COO of Make a Wish Foundation, or at least was at one point.
https://www1.udel.edu/PR/Messenger/06/04/PTgranting.html
With a resume like that, you’d think he’d be able to afford lessons.
He’s the COO of the Make a Wish foundation. He’s not telling you to “make a wish”.
Everyone here bashing the guy for what is probably a ball supplied by a charity tournament. And possibly one of the largest charities ever….that he helps run. But yeah let’s get on our keyboards and assume the worst while this guy is out helping society.
First it’s Karen the board member telling a Hispanic Dodgers fan she’s gonna call ICE on him, and now this!? Tough week for Make a Wish!
I had a friend that owned a car wash. Put the name and address and a note to return it for a free wash.
Probably his wife’s boyfriend using his bag while he was on a business trip with another woman
Some idiot will still pocket it and double down that it’s his ball
Birdied with the “Make-a-Wish” ball?
If John Cena knocks on your door next, RIP buddy.
go back to the creek you found it in. might be another one with his credit card info on it
Smart, put your name and job title and consider it a business expense and use lost golf balls as a tax write-off…
Imma start an LLC rq
r/linkedinlunatics
Plot twist, OP is Dennis Covelli
Shitbag Dennis putting his headstone on a ball. Get fucking wrecked you piece of shit
Was it a Warbird?
Jesus Christ, this guy’s got his full resume and biography on his ball while all I’ve got is a QR code to Goatse.
If you’re going to try to big time whoever finds your ball, at least play a pro v 1
FORE!!!
Does the cart have a wood grain dash?