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by -588-2300-Empire-

34 Comments

  1. Hieroglphkz

    She even knew to get you high visibility.

  2. ryanasap310

    Moms almost always hope their sons have robust balls

  3. Can we talk about the water bottle? Did you sell your soul for a better golf game?

  4. FuckingColdInCanada

    I am gonna guess these were your dads surplus golfballs cluttering up her house?

  5. FranticGolf

    Thanks MOM. You have a good assortment of everyday balls and those for when you are trying to play for money.

  6. Glass_Shoulder4126

    She throw some ping pong balls in there??

  7. SgtStickys

    Id ask if I could give her my number, but she probably already has it

  8. the_fsm_butler

    I mentioned to my mom I really like the Callaway chrome tour x balls but my game isn’t good enough to justify the price.

    Haven’t heard from her since.

  9. Short_Emu_885

    Yo mama said “I am the one who balls”

  10. CameronsDadsFerrari

    I won a dozen of those Divides when they came out, pretty good for helping see spin around the greens. Not long off the driver though.

  11. Holiday_Goose_302

    Mrs. 558-2300-Empire can call me anytime.

  12. shortgamegolfer

    The extreme variety is concerning. I’m worried she’s banging some pro shop guy with a slow moving inventory problem.

  13. -588-2300-Empire-

    I failed to mention that I also have a wife who golfs and loves bright colored objects.

  14. QuietShhhnake77

    You think she will accepts calls from me?

  15. Hodgeman19

    My mom does this shit too. I’m always so thankful, but feel so guilty

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