This is the closest sprinkler head in the tee shot landing area on the longest hole at my home course. It's about 250 from the white tees and 270 from the blue tees (and 285 from the tournament tees). My gps says that the middle of the green is 285 from this spot.

by Aggravating-Key-8867

15 Comments

  1. GolfGodsAreReal

    You’re still gonna have Macho Mitch waiting for the green to clear only to leave it 50 to 75 yards short

  2. My least favorite widespread joke. I’m just looking for a yardage so I can lay up properly.

    There’s a course near me that has “just hit it” on the sprinkler from like 226 out. That’s not a ridiculous range to want to know the distance, regardless of how close it is to the tee box.

  3. Saw one many years ago that said “everything you got.”

    The funniest one I saw was about 60 yards in front of the forward tees that said “be smart and layup.”

  4. Urban_animal

    Redwood in Michigan?

    They have one on 18 and is about what you described.

  5. robbor123

    Had one at one of our local courses…par 5.
    It said ” DREAMER”. lmao.

  6. LayneLowe

    I’d like to know the yardage so I know where I want to lay up please

  7. Substantial_Diver_34

    On a par 5 it said “You Can’t Reach”

  8. Insomnium_111

    That at Stanford? Only place I’ve seen one that says that lol

  9. numbnerve

    I’d like to account for the proper yardage so I can tell where to skull my next shot 75 yards short of it.

  10. Saw one that said “no way”. Why so negative people?

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