THE DONNY & CLARENCE SHOW | EP04 | FORE

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it’s the Don and clearance Don and clearance and clearance [Music] show who that had something fin this mate nah that was terrible mate I got to do a mulligan I thought it was he good that that was shocking you should have seen me the other day talk yourself up why don’t you n seriously I was getting hoing ones I was I was dropping them in left and right but today I just keep flying the green well give us a go mate I’ll flog you he’d flog me he reckons yeah easy mate I tell you what Noy if you get a hole in one right now I’ll give you the shop and everything in it [ __ ] mate are you serious yeah mate if you think you can fog me you’re [ __ ] on mate walk can I play for the shop what no why not because sus mate you’ve never played golf before and somehow you’re already the best player in the world how can I be the best player in the world if I’ve never played golf before cuz you’re [ __ ] good at everything gun it’s not fair [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] nuked it Noy yeah well mate the courses that I usually play at have heaps long Fairway so yeah righto Z M do you want to turn yeah bro yeah bro [ __ ] off that was incredible s mate should have seen me the other day now [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] [ __ ] manate [ __ ] do it again who oh [ __ ] E up Donnie there’s no reason to be so upset that’s not [ __ ] Fair mate you [ __ ] have magic p you can [ __ ] get it in whenever you want me and Noy can’t do that no one can do that yeah well [ __ ] do it again without your powers f for [ __ ] sake oh sty lift sty lift yeah bro [ __ ] sake that’s mine that’s it you know that play anymore oh sir I don’t care if you’re using magic or what’s ass that was [ __ ] sick Hey sir I what clarents I’m [ __ ] hanging out my friends oh my apology sir I I was just wondering if you wanted me to go out into the field and collect all the balls for [ __ ] sake mate you wait what really yeah yeah I just want to help out oh [ __ ] that’s really nice of you to offer clarents oh well yeah I I would just love nothing more to be involved well if [ __ ] go on then oh yes oh I’m going to get him now I won’t let you down [ __ ] hurry up what do you keep saying yeah bro s man is that you new catchphrase or something yeah bro oh he’s been saying it non-stop ever since he heard someone say it the other day it’s [ __ ] annoying I swear like every month you got like a new cat for ass mate ah you know me mate you know me have you heard from wo yet I haven’t heard from him in a while I think he’s off grid at the moment oh right wait where did wo go oh he [ __ ] he bought a caravan so he’s just taking it for a little Camp trip down the coast yeah right [ __ ] that’ll be so cool to do you should do it Noy I [ __ ] might have to he yeah mate [ __ ] Park up at the beach [ __ ] new backyard every day be [ __ ] so good wait a minute Donnie isn’t Clarence out there yes sir will you hit him yes sir cun’s Invincible he won’t [ __ ] feel anything I thought he said he can feel stuff for like 10 times he’s [ __ ] talking [ __ ] cuz I’ve seen him get hurt and he doesn’t [ __ ] Flinch I’ve Hur him and he doesn’t Flinch sometimes so you know what he is you know the cached up golf buggies at the driving range they go around picking up the balls and stuff yeah that’s Clarence what do you mean well cuz he’s out there you know collecting all the golf balls and [ __ ] doesn’t matter if you hit it you’re usually aiming for the [ __ ] thing oh [ __ ] mate you could have killed him that was so close mate if that ball hit him [ __ ] I can’t believe it didn’t hit him the [ __ ] size of his head poor [Music] Clarence scruffy no what what are you doing what are we doing what the [ __ ] are you doing L to join up at a [ __ ] petrol station no I always do what what why did you want some don’t [ __ ] like that joint scruffy for [ __ ] sake yeah come up and whack a few balls Scruff mate who okay so what do I do so you just Square your shoulders a bit make sure your feet are nice and firm like this that’s it yeah I just [ __ ] hit it there’s a bit more to it than that mate [ __ ] no there isn’t you just whack it mate and if you get a hole in one I’ll give you 100 Grand [ __ ] really yep holy [ __ ] you got got this scruffy come on Scruff mate yeah bro oh [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] P Clarity you all right oh holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] he’s choking on the ball F I’m coming come on I got you mate oh my God Jesus Christ oh there it is oh oh oh Donnie you saved me oh yeah [ __ ] of course mate got to get the ball back somehow so does that count as a hole in one or I don’t think so mate [ __ ] yes scruffy you just want 100 Green Oh sick no he [ __ ] didn’t anyways I got the ball let’s keep playing yeah bro