Harris and Cal are off to Manchester on a mission — part football, part fine dining, and mostly chaos 🍻😅
Will the Red Devils rise? Will Sunderland shock the world? And most importantly… can they use chopsticks at Gordon Ramsay’s Lucky Cat before kickoff? 🐱🍜
Tune in for their brutally honest review of match day hospitality, football banter, and a few questionable food choices along the way.

[Music] Hello guys, welcome back to our channel and we’re just in our car waiting to drive to Manchester to watch my night play and Yep. Yep. We’re going down to We’re driving down to Manchester. Just after just after 7:00. We’ve been up since 6:00. We were planning to get on the road for 7, but unfortunately mommy had ideas of us eating breakfast and stuff. So yeah. So um but no, we’re on we’re getting on the road. So we’ll hopefully manage to do like a bit of a vlog. We’re doing a hospitality thing. So we’ve done it once before, but in a different way. So we we did a um one at the stadium. This time we’re going to a restaurant before. So, we’ll try and vlog as much as we can and see how we get on. But, uh, yeah, we’ll see you in Manchester. See you later. See you later. Bye. Tada. We’ve arrived. So, we got here last night. We went for dinner, went over to the Trafford Center, did a bit of shopping. What did you get, Harris? Uh, I got the this t-shirt and I got some brand new football boots. Yeah. So, we’ve done a wee bit of research this morning about how we’re going to get this match day vlog done. And it’s going to be harder than we expected because they won’t let us take our gimbal in. They won’t let us take these microphones in. Um, do they let us take this in? No. No. Um, we literally can just do it with a phone. That is all we can take in. We’ll go we’re going to go over to the shopping center again and try and get like a we a tiny tripod so that if they take it off us, but it doesn’t really matter. But it is going to be a lot harder than we first expected because we do not have a press pass because we’re not fully fledged YouTubers yet. But we’ll do our best. We’ll we’ll try and uh see what we can do. But yeah, we’re we’re limited about the equipment that we can take with us, which is going to be hard. But we had a good night last night, didn’t we? Went for tea, had sitting at the Thai restaurant. Show them show them what you made. Oh. So, we’re going to chance our luck cuz you don’t ask, you don’t get. We decided that uh we decided that asking him to sign his t-shirt might be uh we we just thought we would just say you’re my hero cuz he likes Meguire cuz you’re um defending. He’s a defender and Harris likes defending. So, we’ll see how it goes. We We know it’s a very long shot, but we’re literally sat just behind the bench. That’s what we believe we are. Anyway, do they have a roof over the bench? Uh, it depends. Remember when we went to the stadium and they didn’t have a roof over one? I know I know. Well, you’ve got your hat and stuff. So, I’ll probably get them. Yeah, you’ll probably But if it was a roof, they won’t hear me if it was a roof. But it’s good there’s not a roof there. Okay. So, yeah. So, we’ll see. We’ll see how it all goes. But, uh, yeah, we’ll do our best to, um, give you some sort of insight onto this, uh, hospitality package. Yeah. So, uh, right, we better get ready, get our get our proper clothes on cuz we’re not allowed to wear Man United tops to the game. But I’m going to take my this Man United top. But I’m going to take that one as well and get I think you just take one bad. What? You can only take one cuz you can’t take bags with You’re not allowed to take bags in the stadium either. So, you’ll just have to take one cuz otherwise you’ll be carrying two tops around for you everywhere. That’ll be fine. Two tops. We’ll discuss it. I’m wearing one. You’re going to wear one? Yeah. Okay. Right. Well, we’ll work it out. He might be wearing one, he might not. We’ll see. Right. We shall see you when probably at the restaurant, I think. So, is a miserable morning in Manchester as I’m sure it is with everybody else with that storm. Amy. So, we’re walking over to the Trafford Center, which was just over the road. And we’re go see if we can find you a tripod so that we can actually vlog a bit better. Just a wee mini one, so we can stick it on the desktop. So, and if we get into Old Trafford and they nick it off us, then we’re not too bothered. So, are you excited? Yeah. Perfect. We’ll keep in touch, guys. So, oh, these lights are a we bit annoying, but we have arrived. Not at the lucky cat yet. We’re just around the corner. We got a taxi in. Yeah. Really nice guy, wasn’t he? The guy who took us across. He’s from Bolton. We had a ble with him. So, um, we had We’re just waiting for the lucky cat to open. It’s half 10 in the morning and I’m being an irrespons well semi irresponsible pairing cuz I’ve got a beer, but I went with a half because it’s only half 10 in the morning and Harris has got crisps. So, but yeah, we’re just waiting till 11:00 till the Lucky Cat can open. But it’s going to be a bit strange getting that’s the one thing I think about this. It’s like we’re going to Lucky Cat for lunch, but you order your lunch and you arrive at 11:00 in the morning. So, it’s going to be a wee bit strange eating like a three course dinner starting at 11:00 in the morning. Hopefully, it doesn’t get served till like maybe 12 or something. I don’t know. We’ll see how it goes. No, it’s a three course. recourse meal. So yeah, that’s the only thing that seems slightly bizarre about this. It just seems a bit early in the morning to be a bit early in the day to be eating a three course lunch, but we’ll see how it goes. We’ll see how it goes, but we’re excited. So, what what are your score predictions today? I think it’ll be 21 2-1 2-1 or 3-0 to Man United. No, that’s 2-1 or two. 2-1 or two to who? Man. Okay. So, you think Man United is definitely going to get two goals. And who is going to score them? I think Bruno was Bruno. Bruno. [Music] And I think and Bumo and Bumo. And I think for what team is it? Sunderland. Sunderland. I think he’s in the school. I think it’s going to be Jude. Joe Bellingham. Joe Bellingham. Okay. We’ll see. We’ll see. We’ll see who’s in the lucky cat, guys. Cheers. [Music] right here. So, uh yeah, we’ve been sat at our table, uh got a nice lanyard, which is quite cool, isn’t it? Last one we got match day hospitality. This one’s cool. The red. Ah, this one’s a cool one. Last season was different, wasn’t it? Yeah, this is actually a cool one. Oh, it’s heavy. Look, feel how heavy it is. I know. You’ll have to keep that, won’t you? Yeah. And we have ordered. We get the shrimp. Shrimp to start. Is it shrimp to start? Is it shrimp? Something like that. I don’t know. Or shrimp crackers. So, it’s prawn crackers basically. I think they’re Beckham. Becks. Yeah. And then we’re both having the baby chicken teriyaki. So, um we’ll see how that goes. And um yeah, we’ll see. We’ll see. We’ll let you know how the how the food is. But it’s really nice place, isn’t it? It’s nice. Nice place. It’s cool. It’s ginormous. Pretty grand, isn’t it? Pretty grand. But starting to worry about the lack of warmth in my clothing choice. The lack of warmth in my clothing. Like I’ve got nothing like really cozy and um haven’t really thought this through very well. So you’re much cozier than I am cuz I needed to make sure you were cozy. And I’ve got the brand new match program. Match day program. Match day program. I’ve got three match day programs. Yeah. Oh no. I remember when I got sick. Remember I got two? Yeah. Who’s that? We’ll show you views of her. What happened there? That’s uh that must I don’t know if she’s a on the women’s team or not. I thought she’s a boy. She looks like a boy. She looks like Taminga. [Music] [Music] Yummy. Tasty. This is good. Giving chopsticks a try. You’re so This is when it goes flying. The chicken goes flying. Go flying. Yeah, it went over your head. Did actually. Yeah, we’re having a wee bit of nightmare with the chopsticks. Some are doing better than others, but Harris dropped all this chicken on top of him. So, yeah, that’s the only thing. But he is he will he will not be told he you like the badge kill badge. He doesn’t want to be um he doesn’t want to be told to uh you know ask for a knife and fork. So you’re never going to be defeated are you? But it is quite challenging with the rice and chopsticks. That’s where my limitations have made. The food is really really tasty. What do you think the food? I’m going to do this. I’m going to put this. He’s just stopping it. Just stop. It’s funny. That is actually funny. And I the wrong way. Yes. You’re so cultured. Right now, chopsticks will be annoying. And how do you do chopsticks with rice? But like I know I know fingers being easier. Yes. If you knew chocolate was impossible and right now the batch is really heavy. Last year it was it was quite light and had green beans and we had some sticks in there but we ate them all. It’s been really yummy. And we still How many food do we This just one meal. Yeah. We still got to have our dessert after this. That it. That’s it. I thought you have three meals. Yeah. Well, that was your starter. Your green beans. Green beans. And then we’ve got this as your main. And then I don’t know what the dessert is. And then just getting just a case of getting on the beers, isn’t it? You going to get on the beers today? No, I’m not getting beers. We’re going to traffic. I mean get in the mirror until we go to traffic. You’re going to get get right on it. Glass of wine. No, but it’s really good. Really nice. It’s been really nice, isn’t it? Yeah. Spicy. Spicy. Is that fire? It’s that bad. It’s a baby baby teriyaki chicken. Is it? It is baby teriyaki chicken. The only thing that is actually a we bit concerning about it does say baby chicken. I No, it can’t be a baby chicken. That’s a ridiculous thing to say cuz it baby chicken is like a tiny. That is so thick. That is so thick. Why do they call it baby chicken? I don’t know. Baby chicken. But I was like, “Oh, is this some sort of horrible thing that’s been killed young?” Oh, well. Yeah, that was probably the sickest thing I’ve said to date. Yeah. So, Harris has discovered a we bone in his which has caused him to spit back on his place. So, but the other one should be fine. Oh, he’s covered it with the old machine so nobody sees this. Oh, no. A this is awkward to test. Like we’re [Laughter] bit Yeah. So we’re just we’re just showing Do you not want it now? You been put off cuz you come across a boat. No, it’s not that. It’s just that is literally covered with half regurgitated chicken um in oene. Um, yeah, I’m just as time’s went on, I’m not sure we’re the most conventional vloggers that there are. Um, everybody makes seems really nice and I think we’re pretty honest, aren’t we? We’re going to continue to be pretty honest. I think that’s what we’ll try and do and not try and not try and airbrush it all. Airbrush it all. Do you have to be something inside your mouth? Cuz your mouth got everywhere. It’s gone now. Oh no, it’s gone. Don’t swear. Well, it’s actually bothersome. I think that’s it. Yeah. So, we’re we’re not doing the best here. We’re not the most airbrushed vloggers that there are, but yeah, we’re having fun. Norway. Yeah. He’s literally happy that just coming out his mouth and then cover it. No machine. Let’s see if I can show you machine covered. Oh, that was actually so funny. Made my day. You’re hilarious as well. Just I don’t eat bones now. Do you think I’m skeleton? You’re a skeleton. I need Hello guys. Welcome back to Robot for You don’t have to say that every time you do a and uh we are just waiting for the bus after all pooping. And uh then we’re going to go to the match and it’s going to be fun. And I hope you like the comments and subscribe. Subscribe, baby. See you. We have just got our pudding. It’s like ice cream and like nuts around the bowl. Ice cream nuts. I ain’t going to eat my pork. Actually, we were he just scrubbing them with our finger. I I think I’ve realized that we are the worst bloggers. And the world. He’s eating ice cream. He’s eating ice cream. Miss Os made to disgrace ourselves. stabbing chicken with chopsticks and just shoving regurgitated chicken on on the plate. Oh, you’re a funny boy. Yeah. So, okie dokie. Well, is it tasty though? It’s good, but like it’s hard to chew. Hard to chew. No, it’s not hard to chew, but like it’s stretchy. Like stretchy. Slimy. Okay. Yeah, he’s just been losing his fingers for that which I don’t think is what you’re meant to eat. When in Roma, so that’s our meal finished. Yeah. What would you rate that out of 10? 9.6 out of 10. 9.6. I would give it a the the main course was really tasty. I felt the I felt the the starter was a bit was a bit more I love the starter. Did you like I just felt it was more like a it wasn’t like a proper starter. So it felt more like a two course meal and a three course meal. It was like a couple of prawn crackers and some green beans and then a we sauce. So um but yeah it was all right. Um yeah, eight out of 10. The chicken was really really tasty. And then the dessert was like moshies or whatever called. I don’t know what they’re called, but you get them ice cream. It’s like ice cream and flour. You get them in Tesco and they tasted exactly the same as they were in Tesco. They’re like flour. Um, round ice cream. Would you sit back up? Um so yeah I wouldn’t like it was it was good. Um two things I would mention about this hospitality like so one thing is that if you read all the instructions and that you’re not allowed to wear um football colors and strips and that the majority of the people here are which is fair enough. It doesn’t put me up or down. Um but it seems like it’s not really enforced. Um cuz even he like was under 12s were all right but I just felt oh if everybody else isn’t going to keep those strips so he didn’t wear his kit so he were going to wear your third kit and we were like oh maybe we shouldn’t cuz it’s hospitality and that but literally there are like most adults are wearing kits uh like shirts and that so maybe we get you one at mega store. We’ll have a look in the mega store. Anyway, so that’s the first thing. Second thing is that like though it’s been enjoyable, I think the main advantage you have of doing something on site is that you get to enjoy that right up until kickoff. Like we’re going to go to the stadium 2 hours before kickoff. And we’re an hour before. Yeah, we’re going at 1. The bus picks us up at 1. So we’ve literally got 2 hours before in the re watching the training for 2 hours. No, their train goes at 1. We’ll get there by half one. So we’ve got an hour and a half before we watch the training. We’ll watch a bit of the training. Yeah, they’re warm up. They’re warm up. Well, it’s not train. It’s a warm up. But um yeah, so there’s a lot of time. We’re going to be between half 1 and 6:00 out in the cold. And I think that’s the thing about on-site hospitality is you get stay inside right up until then and get enjoy yourself right up until kickoff. Then you come in at half time and get an hour drink and that and then post match get an hour. Whereas once we leave this restaurant effectively we’ve just got basic tickets. So um for me doing on-site hospitality is a better thing. Um but the one thing that came with doing it here we are sat like we’re sat in like the best place we could be sat like if we done onsite hospitality the seats wouldn’t have been as good as these were. So we’ll see how it goes. Like we’re right next to the bench and we can like maybe we can like basically talk to the players. I don’t think they’re going to be blinging to us, but we’ll Yeah, we could get We’re close enough. We’re close enough to And that’s the thing that Harris wanted to do. It was a choice. It was a tradeoff of do you want to do it at the stadium and this is where your seat will be or your seat will be right here if we do offsite and actually it was slightly cheaper cheaper doing it this way. But I would in me I prefer to do it on site in the future. Um, I failed to do it this today cuz I failed to do this cuz you get to sit next to the bench. Yeah, like that is going to be awesome. So that is We had a seat like at the very top of the stadium or like on site. Yeah, but last time our seats were decent. We were sat right next to the away pants. The only thing that is the other thing well the other thing was last time we went to the because we were in a hospitality suite there was fans from um well it was pulk we were playing so there was away fans and it was very mixed um and we were right next to the away the proper away stands as well and um I got I was winding them up a wee bit and I got told it’s like sit down and shut up basically. And if you do again Yeah. you get checked out. Yeah. I got told to get chucked out. So, um, and I wasn’t doing anything really bad, but it was because we’re mixed in with those fans. And again, all the all the small print said like no away fans or away fans have to behave like home fans kind of thing. But it was clear that wasn’t the case. So that that’s the only thing about doing hospitality in general. Um I would love to do something at the Stratford end. Um that would be really good just to experience that like no hospitality just enjoy the Stretford Stretford end and see how that would be just like I think it’d be wild for 90 minutes. So yeah. So yeah, but that’s our thoughts on it so far, but we’ll speak to you in the stadium when we get there. So yeah, that has been good on the bus. You want to start said you want to start chants? That’s not the chance we’re looking for. I saw my mate the other day. He told me he saw the white belly. I asked my man, “Who is he?” He goes by the name of Wayne. He goes by the name. Who wants join? [Music] Oh boy. Oh boy. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I just love the company. [Music] So, we’re [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] Yes. Two downies up rock somewhere. Also got to do well as well. [Applause] [Music] It’s going to get thumbs up. Mag [Applause] on your Glory glory imagining on. So that is us leaving Old Trafford. We’ve been here for another 2 hours. Um because Harris wanted to see if we could get any players to sign. So but we got a picture with Ruben Amarim. We got a picture with Cesco and we got sign. You got you got signatures from Cesco and Amaram. So you saw all the players coming out. The only person we haven’t seen is Bruno Fernandez like they say and Kuna as well because they’re staying in there but they said they might not be out for another couple hours. So we’ve given it stay in till like midnight this midnight. I don’t know it’s midnight but yeah. So we’ve we’ve given up but I think we did we did pretty well staying for another 2 hours. 8:00 right now. Yeah. So 9:00 and we met an hour cool a really cool guy. He’s a he’s a YouTuber. So, we’re going to go home and watch some of his videos. No, but been a really successful day. A win. Really nice day out. Met loads of players. So, yeah. Awesome. So, what’ you rate out of 10? I been on like that more. And I would say 9 8 out of 10. 9.8 out of 10. That’s a pretty good result. 98%. We’ll take that. So good result. Well, thank you. Two points off it cuz no two. Okay. So, but yeah. So, what do you say uh what do you say to people about it? Thank you for watching watching and remember to subscribe and like the video. Yeah, this has been reporting for Hag. Now [Music]

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