Started behind a 4-some. Their pace was fine. On the hole three tee box we notice a solo playing in our fairway. He’s got 3 riders with him, so two carts.

He says they started in front of us (bullshit but whatever) then plays like 3 balls on a couple holes, duffs shots, shanks, doesn’t try to move fast at all.

And THEN they start driving into the greens because I guess… I don’t know. But they were driving on the fucking greens.

We had to call it in. Still felt like a bitch doing it.

by PocketSammy

30 Comments

  1. AverageGrasshole

    That’s grounds for permanent ban off my course. Ez

  2. wadenick

    > Still felt like a bitch doing it.

    No! These kinds of people are ruining the game for the rest of us, and damaging the course features while doing it. You did the right thing, thank you.

  3. LayneLowe

    One bag on the two carts, what were they doing?

  4. Worried-Celery-2839

    Toss that jerk from the sport. You don’t drive on greens everh

  5. Sometimes I think golf carts were a mistake. This sport existed for years without them just fine.

  6. OP, we want to know what happened to these clowns.

  7. BBQ_IS_LIFE

    Dont feel bad they deserved it, plus l only see one bag. Is all 4 playing out of one bag. In my area each golfer is to have their own set.

  8. Pumpkin_Pie

    You did the right thing. These people are bad for golf

  9. Well, a *certain someone* showed that this was OK. He’s great at making assholes feel validated.

  10. Current-Routine-2628

    In 30+ years of being on a golf course i’ve never in my life seen guys drive and park carts on a green.. these guys went full retard here, never go full retard.☝️

  11. Not_kilg0reTrout

    I work at a course and was playing in a charity tournament. The kind where people are drunk – that’s not such a big deal if you’re able to manage yourself, but when you’re doing dumb shit on the carts and your cartner is limp-flying out of the passenger seat like a Jackass outtake it’s hard to not take notice.

    Then they drive on the green.

    Only time I have called the Marshalls over.

  12. nickbishopondrums

    Most courses I’ve experienced don’t even allow non players and some charge a “spectator “ fee

  13. Ginger_Idiot90

    Driving on the greens is a universal no-no. They deserved to be ripped off the course and permanently banned.

  14. anaca9279

    So many idiots are playing now I see that shit all the time wait till you see them drive in t bunkers

  15. K_boring13

    Driving onto the green in a cart is criminal

  16. BallsWithMessyHair

    Please don’t. As a golf course employee we would so much rather have people call in slow players than slowing up the pace of play for everyone. We know it’s annoying to play behind slow people, especially if they’re hitting multiple balls, this is why we have marshals out there.

  17. NorCalAthlete

    Driving ON the green? Straight to jail.

    …no, seriously, that could be straight to jail if they cause felony level damage to the course. It can easily be tens of thousands worth of damage.

  18. Poopieplatter

    Not a bitch. Preserve the integrity of the game. Fuck these entitled pricks.

  19. dom_corleone

    You did the right thing. That is absolutely absurd.

  20. CROCODILE_J0NES

    Nah call that in. Good on you. Disrespectful to the course.

  21. MagicLantern7

    100% call on driving on the greens. No excuses for that.

  22. TotallyNotDad

    Nah dude, I’m sure they appreciate you saying something because that is damaging their greens and they work their ass off to keep those as nice as they can.

  23. secret_alpaca

    I’m not a fan of geo-fencing, but this is why a have geo-fencing.

  24. PsychologicalRow9028

    Never a bitch, driving on the green might be the biggest sin on the course. Hope they get dealt with.

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