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Today under USGA golf ball exchange program I rehoused 77 poor orphaned golf balls.

If you know where to look at my club you’ll find mother lodes just waiting to be picked up and given a new lease of life.

I clean them up (wife is working she doesn’t know what happens to her precious dishwasher) and I’ll mark them and they’re as good as new. I throw any scuffed ones in the kid’s bucket.

by Spillsy68

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31 Comments

  2. kimjong-healthy

    this is why you can’t eat at everyone’s house

  3. Awkward-Collection78

    At least run the dishes in a separate load.

    This is why I avoid eating at other people’s houses.

  4. bokomaru7

    OP is going to marriage counseling, so I got a new putter.

  5. 3DanO1

    Sorry, this is so fucking gross. Just hand wash them

  6. Resident-Rooster2916

    Make sure heated dry isn’t on. I can’t imagine that being good for the balls.

  7. FullAbbreviations605

    Why not put them in a bucket of Coca Cola along with your wedges? Might be better.

  8. bradab

    I clean them up using a magic eraser. Works super well and my wife would kill me if I put them in the dishwasher.

  10. ImJustAverage

    Don’t put your knives in the dishwasher if you want to keep them nice and sharp

  12. ireactivated

    Fuck it, just pop them into your mouth and clean them, skip all the extra steps

  13. elGatoGrande17

    Kinda gross, but also stupid. The surfaces of those balls are shit after the heat cycle.

    Source: definitely not me and my idiot friends trying this in college.

  14. phinz

    Showed this to my wife. She said it looks like a good idea and asked me when I’m going to get those two 5-gallon buckets of balls in the garage washed and rehomed.

  15. Admiral52

    Putting your chef knife in the dishwasher is wild

  16. Calm_Captain_3541

    This guy over here speed running cancer.

  19. goliathkillerbowmkr

    The solution to pollution is dilution. He good.

  22. -I0I-

    I can tell you make really bad decisions based purely on you wanting to wash a top flight

  24. ubiquitous_archer

    This is dumb, not because of the reasons already listed, but because most of those look like garbage

  25. DragPullCheese

    The amount of people mortified in here that a golf ball that potentially touched fertilizer is in the dishwasher is hilarious.

  26. Matt9015

    If you were a little person you could probably get your clubs in there too

  27. heist95

    I’m most triggered by the chefs knife in the dishwasher

  28. taa71458

    That is one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever seen

  29. ilovemymom_tbh

    Microscopic residual geese poop in your next bowl of cereal

  30. ta-dome-a

    Yeah don’t do this.

    The pesticides and herbicides used on golf courses are straight up neurotoxic. You don’t want that residue being anywhere near the same stuff you use to prepare and eat food for your family.

    If you have little kids this is straight up irresponsible, besides being fucking gross.

  31. feenixdung

    You can put cutting boards with raw chicken and cups with spoiled milk in a dishwasher and it cleans it no problem because it’s hot water and it washes with soap and rinses several times. Why in the world would fertilizer or anything on a golf ball not only stay in there but also get all over all the other “clean” dishes.

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