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Go Tigers. Don’t care. Don’t care. That Dodgers have to be on for me to care. Bless you. Sorry. This is the only time in the That’s the only time of the year. Well, no. I’m only going to care about the memes if it’s Dodgers and Tigers. Darth, to answer to answer your question, Darth, because uh if I set it to auto, it sets it to auto for every team, not just that one team. Mhm. All right, we just started stream and stream’s already [ __ ] dying. Yay. Let’s go. Gabriel first in the chat as a member for 25 months. Dang. Be quick. [ __ ] For that you’ve been you’ve been you’ve been partnered for that long. Apparently I had the same reaction for a long time 24. Dude, I was still filming a movie when this guy got it. Technicality, I still have a I still have a chance to get one last payment before um the Buffalo trip. Oh, wait. I meant to say this. There we go. I fixed it. Um Nea said first and second. Yeah, because I didn’t realize that Gabriel said first in the member message. Oh god. So I was like, “Oh, I could say first.” And then I saw that he said first. Also, hi Adam. Welcome to chat, Adam. Damn. Haha, maniac. Adam’s in our chat, not your chat. I’m perfectly fine with that. Let him be over there. He’s in mine earlier, so I’m cool with that. Uh, Gator, I mean, Gabriel, no. In in reality, you’d have to donate like 90 something dollars for me to even get paid. David Adam’s asking when the movie’s coming out on Netflix. Uh, whenever my director wants to stop being a [ __ ] That’s fair. Yes. Directors love doing that, don’t they? This guy specifically. And I get it cuz he had to literally rewrite the script after like a year of filming and it was like, “Okay, okay, bro. Really?” And then that’s why I started paying me, so that’s why I stayed. Fair, Adam. Fair. Wait, what are you going to do when we get monetized, too? [ __ ] He’s going to abandon us all. Wait, are we are we even going to get monetized with how few we get? No, because we need we need So to be fully monetized, we need 1K plus. So, to get partially monetized, you need 500 uh subscribers and then I think it’s 3,000 hours of watch time. But, but maniac and then for full You’re missing the point on that. You’re No, you’re missing the point on that where partial monetiz doesn’t mean that we give ads. Yeah, it just means you get uh donations and super chats. We can receive donations, super chat, stuff like that. But 1K, that’s when 1K subs plus 5K watch time. Something like that. It’s 4K. 4K. 4K watch time. Could be a mistake. It’s been a while since I’ve had to worry about that. It used to be a lot easier. I think it was just like off of views and not the watch time. Yeah, because of shorts. They had to change it because of shorts. Oh, no. This was before shorts. They just decided, “Yeah, we’re gonna screw every every uh small creator.” I’m wondering I’m wondering if they did that though when Shorts was in development, though. They didn’t because I remember when they did it cuz there was a guy that I used to follow on Instagram and uh his YouTube. Yes. Huh? The Bills are wearing their Blizzard uniforms tonight. You’re just now knowing this. I forgot about it. I forgot about it. Anyway, uh Where the un brother? Uh oh. I’m not logged in on Wait, can I do it as a moderator? No. No, I’m not logged in on stupid sports and I can’t do it on OBS. It doesn’t I’m on it. I’ll switch it on my phone. Oh, wait. Hold on. Yeah, nothing shows up when I click the three button, the three dots. I’m on it. Wait, I could just do this. Also, I loved Adams. That’s when I’ll make Poncho stream the same way Death does. I’ll just watch off him. Go there if you want ads. Actually, I’ve changed it now. So, ads are paused while the game’s going. Yeah. And then even and even then with the ads, they’ll the way that they run, they’re really um Death, you gave the wrong link. Oh, [ __ ] Did I really Did I just link our Did I just link What did I link it to? Uh, it’s the It’s the Buccaneers at Seahawks live YouTube channel. This idiot. Honestly, that’s f I linked the Oh, hold on. I’m getting an ad on my own [ __ ] channel. God damn it. Please hold. Oh boy, it’s the AAA National Championship. Yeah, hold on, maniac. I got Why is it showing up on my damn TV? I I’m struggling over here, man. I’m getting ads on my own [ __ ] channel. I got it. I already did it. Okay, there we go. Oh, dang. You’re too fast. I know. We’ve always known this. I’ve been good. I’m good about chat stuff, bro. Bro did that in like 3 seconds, bro. Hey, 3 seconds is a long time now. It’s the other message. Damn it. Death. I know. Okay, let’s see. Maniac is not good at his job. No. Oh my gosh. There’s a little kid with the first game certificate. Let’s go. Can we get Ne one? Ne, can I get one? I want to get one. I want to get one. Do you think we get the bills to give you one? Would they Would they let me though as an adult? I don’t Maybe. No. Just Just shave when we get there. Okay. Anyway, I still look like an adult. Poncho. No. No. What? If you just shave, you look like you’re 12. Don’t worry. No, I look like I’m like 19. With the beard. With the beard, I look like I’m like 25. Without it, I look like I’m like 19. Yeah, I was going to say we But we can pass 19 as like 15. Okay. True. You can, dude. We’ll just claim you’re like some child that’s deathly sick. It’s what? That’s like deathly sick. Like you’re a Make a Wish kid. No, I thought it was called fraud. Yeah. No, we’re not frauding an NFL team. Anyway, in reality, uh shall I show off the the merch I spent a lot of money on when I went down to Tampa? Yes. Share. All right. So, first things first, I got uh the NFL standing helmets. Ignore the fact that both the Chargers and Broncos one are missing. They’re over here. I’m learning how to use this thing. And uh one of the better things that I got was a nice picture of Mike catching a touchdown against the Eagles. Maniac. Maniac. Yes. Every picture of Mike is a nice picture. Yeah. Uh, and then I didn’t get much else personally, but uh this is my favorite. So, wait, I can’t see it. Hold on. It’s a Yeah. So, for uh for Poncho, it’s a uh it’s a little placard to go on the wall that has Mike’s name engraved on it on a little plaque and then it has a trading card of him. So, like that’s pretty cool. Eventually, it’s going to go on the wall behind me somewhere. And then, uh, everything else I got is kind of smaller. Like I got uh a colle like a bunch of collector p. Uh, maniac. Maniac, you know where you should put it? You should put it right on top of the banners behind you. Like right in the middle. I could do that. I was debating like on this spot right next to the photo the other or that that would also work. But honestly, what I might do actually is put that one there and then the when I actually get the photo frame, I can put it above the banners. Yes. But uh and then everything else I got is uh collector pins. Nice. This one’s the red version 50 seasons. Uh this is the creamsicle one also for 50 seasons. And the last one I got is the one that says 50 seasons, but it’s specifically for the home opener, which has logo. The Buccaneers are old. The Buccaneers are officially old. And then like they’ve been around for half a century. That’s crazy. Okay. As old as [ __ ] off. And then I got two more things which I have to go get. So hold on. Oh, game’s going to be starting soon, which means I actually have to pay attention to OBS. Okay, so hold on. Let me pause ads again. It’s really annoying. have to do it like every 10 minutes. Uh, Neam said Ne is glazing mic now. So, guess where I’m moving to. I don’t know where, but anyway. All right. So, the last two things. Oh, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He’s going to your chat, you dummy. I know, maniac. He He also said in our chat, I’m 90% sure in the blood isn’t streaming. Probably. I thought I thought he was going to go to It’s in the Blood anyway. No, that’s that’s where he would be if he wasn’t here. This is what I spent the most money on. A jersey of the goat Tristan Worfs. I literally only got this cuz I wanted to get one that had the 50 season patches. Okay, hear me out. Hear me out, maniac. We get you a custom jersey that’s Buccaneers number 78. And on the back it just says bodyguard. That’d be cool. And then uh the last thing tech I did not technically buy this. I got it because the Bucks were doing a giveaway for the first 25,000 fans in attendance. A nice little bucket hat. Bucket hat. Bucket hat. We love bucket hats. We love bucket hats. So, I obviously told this, but like I So, I went to the game with like uh my quote unquote former brother-in-law, and we all made sure we were at the gates like the the group I went with, which was me, my father, Beth, and my former brother-in-law. We all made sure we were at the gates like before the game started. Like, literally as gates opened, we were at the gates ready to go in. So, we made sure we the first ones in. And then literally at the end of the game, like the game ends and this little kid comes up to my former brother-in-law. He’s like six years old maybe at most. And I remember they look up at him and they go, “Can I have your hat?” And of course my former brother-in-law, he’s not a Bucks fan. And this kid is literally like has the white creamsicle jersey on, has like a chain on, and it’s like and my former brother-in-law is like, “Yeah, sure.” And gave him the hat. So nice. So kind. And then we also made sure that a different kid was able to because the the crew like the people on field like they toss out stuff in the stands like during the intermissions whatnot. Mhm. And they’re giving out like bead necklaces, whatnot that you like see at Marty Gro. Mhm. And so one dude wound up catching like a whole set of them and he literally tapped Beth and said, “Hey, give these to the kid over there that’s on up on the shoulders who’s like literally four years old.” That’s so awesome. Th this is this is remember that clip from the baseball game that went viral like a month ago. Yeah. Oh. Of the guy that gave that gave the ball to the kid. The the and then the Karen who came and took it. Yes. Yeah. This is This is what we need more of. The kids get the merch. It does not matter how much you want it. You give it to a kid. It’s children so that can create uh what’s it called? Memories. Adam literally said, “What a nice guy.” I wouldn’t have gave him the hat. Adam, you would have kept a box hat. First of all, Adam would keep it just to light it on fire. True. Yeah, it would be firewood. True. Let’s get it right. More like fire starter. More like fire starter. It wouldn’t burn for that long. Oh, probably not. He’d make sure to douse it in kerosene first. Mhm. He’s got to douse it. He’s got to dow it in diesel. Like just pure diesel. He would. He would. Anyway, you get some for it. Uh with the pins. I I think I have a Bucks lanyard somewhere, which if I don’t, I’ll buy one. They’re probably not that expensive. Oh, you’d pay like maybe 10 bucks at Yeah. bucks cuz and like cuz and I’ll just like put them on a lanyard to hang up in the background cuz like collecting like the pins are just cool to collect. Mhm. I mean you could also just get like a like banner to pin them all on. It doesn’t have to be a lanyard. Honestly, something I could do is one of my banners like one of my bucks banners that’s just pretty bland. I could just put them on there like uh like the that one in the corner. I don’t know. We’ll see. Also, Adam said, “No, but I would rather keep it and trash it than give it to a [ __ ] kid.” Raise your kids, right? Not as Bucks fans. Oh my god. So real. So real. I will raise my kids as Bill’s fans. Don’t worry. My kid can decide whatever they want to do. If they want to be be in the pain and suffering, they can. Your kids like, “I want to be a Chargers fan. Sure. Asia sounds like a great option for that one. I was gonna say it’s like then I’m just going to bully him because he does he’s not going to have a ring by the time he’s born still. True. No, wait. No, that then we got Poncho in like five years at some random thing. Yeah, I used to have kid, but then you know he disappeared randomly one day. It just happened to be the same day that he told me he was a Chargers fan. the kid literally right there. I’m gonna pretend that I don’t see him. I love this. Digs. Digs going around dapping up the entire Bills roster. Bro, remember he’s such a great guy. Come on. Uh Adam L said, “Yeah, NeAs isn’t raising his right either. Poncho, for the love of God, tell them they’re allowed 31 other teams, not the Raiders.” Hey, all I’m saying is whoever winds up dating Nemesis kid, I really hope they’re used to not getting a ring. Damn. Hey, don’t worry. The same thing goes to Gator kids, too. Well, hey, hey, hey, hey. My other team made me mak me up. D me up, brother. I got you. have other teams. So, football’s really the only sport I follow. Oh, hi Mr. Getti. I got the Bucks and I got the lightning. I have to disagree with you on that one, sir. What’ they say? What they say? First of all, it’s true. Go cheaters. Oh, wait. Sorry. Wrong era. They’re still cheaters. It’s fine. They’re still cheaters. That’s fine. Billic is gone. We can’t we can’t accuse them of being cheaters when Bill Bichic’s gone. It’s the Patriots. They’re historically cheaters. God damn. Shawn McDermott’s that good in the regular season. Yeah. Why do you think he’s still around? Imagine only being seven and seven in the playoffs. Well, you’ll at least get out of the wild card round this year, Nevitz. Oh, yeah. For sure. Yeah. Whether it’s you guys make the divisional round because you guys get the one seed, who knows yet? Honestly, I feel like the Bills should be the favorites to get the one seed in the AFC at this point. Uh right now, yes, absolutely. Mhm. Because I think every other team has at least two lo two losses right now. Steelers have two. No, Colts are four in one. Oh, Colts. Yeah, Colts. Yeah. Uh Steelers also might be Please, please, NFL gods, do not let Daniel Jones and the Colts get the number one seed of the AFC. That would be so funny though. It’d be like the year that the Titans got it with with freaking Ryan Tanahill. Hell will freeze over before Daniel Jones gets a one seat in the conference and the Bills are kicking off to start the game. Low key, I kind of wish the Bills changed the the logo at midfield. And it’s going to be a return to about the 29. First and 10, New England. Like, I really wish the Bills took notes from the other the Cardinals throwbacks and just changed the logo at midfield. I do too. But honestly, the the uniforms look so awesome. They do. Don’t get me wrong. They look good. But like the logo at midfield just kind of ruins it. All right. May takes the hand off. It’s a fake to the right side. Throw left side. It’s caught by Diggs who’s going to juke a couple defenders. Get the first down. Tackled down at the 47 yd line on the Patriots side of midfield. The play. Good play. The play. My [ __ ] dying. Honestly, I can respect Diggs. That was a good play by him. He He dodged two different tacklers. He dodged Terron Johnson and then Oh, I forget who that is. Who is that? Who is that second one he dodged? I want to say it’s Cole Bishop, but I’m or no, Taylor Rap. Sorry. May under center takes the snap. It’s a toss to the right side. This is Trayvon Henderson, and he’s going to be tackled down for a loss of two. It was Greg Rouso with the TFL. Honestly, May has actually been pretty good this season. He’s sc he’s scaring me. He’s genuinely scaring me. He can be good. However, from the gun, running backs on both sides takes the snap. He’s going right side. This is Stephvenson and he’s going to be tackled down at the 48 yardd line of the Patriots. We’ve got a third and nine, maybe eight coming up. No, you you fail to recognize though. McDaniels is going to hold him back. True. That’s awesome. But he’s showing the flashes that once McDaniels is gone, he’s going to break out. Exactly. Exactly. All right. May from the gun. It’s going to be takes the snap. He’s looking to throw. I’m sorry. It’s actually third and seven and he’s going to get sacked behind the line of scrimmage. Greg Russo in on the sack. Fourth down. And I think it’s going to be a fourth and eight probably. Maybe nine. I’m just listening to you and enjoying this. I’m not going to lie. And the Patriots are going to punt on fourth down. Shakir back to return. If I’m not mistaken, Bradley Codrington is still out with injury. Shakir fair catch at the 14 yd line. First and 10 Buffalo. God, what’s with people freaking fair catching more all of a sudden? God damn. return a kick. No, I No, no, no. I do not want Shakir to return a kick. Why? Because he is our number one wide receiver. Then why I do not want him getting hurt. You have plenty of them. Don’t worry. Anyway, uh y’all want to hear a random stat I found? Oh boy. Uh the AFC North is a one and six over the last two weeks. That’s insane. Jeez. Who has the one win? Is it the Browns? Nope. No. No. No. No. No. No. Over the last two weeks. Over the last two weeks. Who won who won the Bengals Browns game? That was more than that was more than two weeks ago. I thought that was last week. Bengals Browns. Wasn’t last week. I don’t think so. Oh, no. It was week three. Last week was week four. I don’t know. The Steelers. Oh, yeah. They’re They’re They’re going to win that division. They’re going to win. The Steelers. Why didn’t you say anything? I didn’t hear you. I’ll be honest. Do I have to [ __ ] like yell at you or some [ __ ] No, you just have to do this, Poncho. This is all you have to do. You just have to lean directly into the microphone. I said the Steelers. All right. Congratulations to Poncho. He got it. I only know that because they played international. Oh, that’s right. They won the international game. I literally remember I woke up and was watching that on the couch in my father’s game room. And then I was literally laughing when Carson went through a pick. Yeah. Which then woke Beth up and Beth was wondering what the [ __ ] I was doing up that early. Panthers play Dallas next week. What the [ __ ] Defense will not be played that week. Yeah, there will be no defense. That game is going to end 55-64. Bro, I remember in my video today that I did for the Bucks Seahawks pregame where I’m like, “Oh yeah, both these teams have pretty good defenses. I’m expecting this to be a lowcore and defensive game.” 3538. Mhm. Bucks. Seahawks. Here’s Bucks. Here’s 38 points. Seahawks. Here’s 35 points. Both defenses. Here’s two turnovers the entire game. One of which is a bad snap. Allan from the gun. Cook lined up to his left. The motion man is Keon Cole. No, not Keon Coleman. I can barely see the numbers to be honest. Allan’s gonna take it himself to the left side and get tackled at the line. by Ellis. And there is laundry. We got a flag. We got a flag. Flag on the flag. Flag. And they’re motioning holding on the Bills. Holding. But I’m waiting to see the official call. Oh, you’re at home next week, too, Adam. [ __ ] It is holding on Conor McGovern. the left guard or sorry right guard. No, he is left. I got confused there for a minute. I think with this situation it’s uh half the distance to the goal penalty. Yep, it is. It’s first and 17. Nice. Allan from the gun. Cook lined up next to him. Cook in motion and he’s going to motion back into the shotgun. Now that’s Concincaid in motion. Allen takes the snap. He’s going to take it up himself and then throw over the middle. Caught by Dalton Concincaid just a couple yards short of the first down. We have a second and three, maybe four coming up here. I thought it was second and two. It might be two. It looked like he was down a little bit before and slid forward. Ne has the best view. He’s so far ahead of everybody. I think Oh, it is second and two. You’re right because he’s on antenna. All right, Allen under center. Motion man is Curtis Samuel. James Cook lined up behind him. Allen takes the snap. It’s a handoff. Cook up the middle. He cuts to the right side. He’s passed the first down marker and goes out of bounds after about three extra yards from the first. Nez, we talked about this. He’s supposed to fumble on the first play. God damn it. You and your gosh darn fantasy greediness. Yeah, how dare you be greedy for fantasy. I would do that. Don’t even pou literally in my chat. 90% of his chat if you go look at is egg points. JSN points. [ __ ] your defense. I need fantasy. Knox or sorry, concave the motion man. Allen takes the snap. Hand off. Cook up the middle and he’s going to push forward for about two yards. Second down. Well, so so you see what else am I supposed to talk on your chat? Push his tush. They’re not exactly everything anything you’re doing. You’re just on your phone, you know, twiddling your your Tums. Yeah, during commercial break because I get bored. Yeah, exactly. So, I’m like, what do you do? I love these jerseys so much, but the reflectiveness of the numbers is messing with me. That’s why the Raiders don’t rock that kind lined up to his right. Concaid the motion man. And it’s going to be a quick throw left side Shakir and he’s going to get through for a gain of four. [Music] down. Good job. Good job. Very good job. Terrible job. That’s my favorite way of doing it. That That’s how I like to do it. Terrible job. Give me your sponsor. In his last two games has a touchdown in both games. Allan from the gun. That is uh Ty Johnson lined up far to Allen’s right. Allen takes the snap. He’s looking. He’s looking nearly sacked, but he escapes it. Gets it over left side. Caught concaid at midfield and he’s down at the Patriots 46 yd line. First down. Whatever happened to Dawson Knox? Okay, fair enough. He’s dead. Good argument. They executed him. Actually, they probably did. No, he still plays. You still see him on the field, just not on that play. They executed him. They probably that play, that play was three wides, one tight end. Oh, see, look. He’s on the field right now. Allen under center. Motion man is Dawson Knox. James Cook lined up behind him. It’s going to be a fake to Dawson Knox. And Allen dropped it and it’s recovered by the Patriots. RIP. RIP. F’s in the chat, boys. F in the chat. If you insist. I can’t put it in your chat, but I’ll put it in mine. Dang. Okay. Is that so unfortunate? No, I think that was just supposed to go to Knox. I think it might have been. Can we get another replay of that? No. I’m in commercial Mr. Graffetti. Yes, sir. Let’s go. We got a Patriots fan in chat and I don’t know how I feel about this. It’s better to have people. True, true, true, true. Adam, to answer that question, um, [ __ ] I don’t know. I What’s it called? I think they should still do split carries primarily because I’m selfish and I have Chuba Hubard on my fantasy team. Oh, talking about the uh the Panthers. Yeah, because he says like, “Oh, should should Rico start if Chuba comes back?” It’s like because he did have the high yardage. I could see Rico getting like a 6040. Chuba get the 40. Yeah, I I would say they do that, but I think they would rather do Hot Hen and do like more like an 80% for Rico. See, Melon Williams did nothing there, Mr. Gfetti. She was just there. Yeah. Okay, Nevis. Upon watching the replay that the NFL posted on Twitter, it definitely looks like either Knox didn’t pull his hands back in time or it was supposed to go to him. It’s genuinely just miscommunication. Oh, okay. It might have It might have even been a a read play and Allen just didn’t make the decision quick enough. Could have been cuz Allen uh when I watched it, it looked like he was eyeing the uh the Patriots player coming off the edge. So, I’m I’m thinking it might have been a read play where it was either going to go to Knox or Cook. Um, but yeah. Oh, Adam’s back. Oh, uh, random random side. Uh, hold on. I wonder if they’ll give Rico majority carries next week considering he had 234 yards. Do you not listen to me? Holy [ __ ] Oh, did you did he put that? I’m going to [ __ ] leave you. I’m going to [ __ ] leave, bro. If you do that [ __ ] again, by the way, you [ __ ] know that. I was checking my phone cuz I’m waiting on news. Well, Macho has both chats open. Maniac. Yes. And I’ve been addressing both chat because Adam’s the only one. Actually, you know what? Let me uh No, but I want to get the I want to get the view the viewership into the stupid sports. So, the watch hours. All right. May from the or under center takes the snap. It’s a fake. It’s going to be over the middle. That’s Trayvon Henderson who fumbles it and it’s recovered by the pills. Uh I think he’s down. Hey, if he’s not though, that would be funny. It would be so funny. It’d be so funny. But the way that you said it, it makes sense. He looked down to me. They’re calling fumble. They’re calling fumble. Well, they got to review the field is a fumble. Recovered by They got to review. They got to review it. No, that ball’s out. That ball’s out before he’s down. Oh, yeah. That absolutely falls out. Forced fumble by Shaq Thompson. The former Panther. You mean Panthers legend Shaq Thompson? Panthers legend Sha Thompson with the forced fumble. Also, the fact that the Bills almost gave it right back to him is hilarious. That is very funny. Tradavius White nearly floundered the recovery. Mr. Kfetti says, “Cut him now.” Allen under center. It’s a snap. Hand off. Oh, flee flicker. Allen looking left side, throws and it’s caught on the sideline by Curtis Samuel for a gain of like 20 yards. They’re going to say it’s caught. It was close. We’re past that play now. The elbow. We can’t say elbow was down. Uh elbow does not count in fumble rules. Yep. Oh yeah, that was catch. Okay, Allan from Oh, wait. Refs are calling a play dead. Refs are calling the next play dead. Everyone’s looking Everyone’s looking confused. I’m I’m assuming New York stepped in. Mhm. I’m assuming replay says. I don’t know what any of these motions are and I can’t read lips. Okay, they’re saying still first down Buffalo. I’m I’m assuming it’s a play clock or clock issue. Administrative issue probably. But anyway, to go back to it, uh, basically the elbow does not count in certain situations for being down. All right, Allen under center from the Patriots 42 yardd line. The motion man here is Dalton. Nope. Dawson Knox. I see the eight and I can’t tell if the the 88 and 86 are too close and Dawson Knox and Dalton Concade look too similar. It’s a run up the middle for James Cook for about four yards. No, that’s my fantasy team needs more points. You shut your mouth. My NFL team needs more points. Well, we can both win if we both get points. True. But, uh, the elbow’s technically considered part of the arm and typically, you know, when you can use your arm to basically keep your try to keep your balance to keep getting in the yards. All right, Allan under center, the Reggie Gilliam, the motion man. It’s a toss left side. That is Ty Johnson who’s going to dive forward for the first down and then some. But there is a flag. Laundry. It’s got to be laundry on the play. Let’s see it. Refs. We know it’s coming. Holding. Oh no. Illegal formation. On the offense. Bringing it back. Is Robert Main wearing number 14. Yes. That’s disgusting. I know. I hate it, too. I hate that. He also hasn’t been doing that well this year anyway. Oh. Um, yeah. the the uh um not Spencer Brown. Who was that? Was that the guard? I don’t even know who that was on. All right, so it’s second and 10. Allen from the gun. James Cook lined up wide to his right. Allen’s going to throw it right side and it’s just over the shoulder of Keon Coleman. Incomplete. Maniac, say the line. Third down. Honestly, I just want to do that every time now just to see if you cut out or not. I’m tell one of these times I’m just going to record it to add it as a sound in the Discord server so that way we don’t even have to have me do it every time. You’re lazy. You’ll forget. I could do that. Yeah, you’re right. Maniac. Just like send me a voice clip of it and I could do that. I got you. Allan empty backfield from the gun. Ty Johnson motioning in and it’s a throw left side. And that’s got to be pass interference. That’s got to be pass interference. Come on. In what world? He had his hands on him the whole time. In what world is that not pass interference? Or at least illegal use of hands? He had his hands on him literally the entire route. And he’s And he’s grabbing him like this, too. That’s holding as well. Yeah. Come on, refs. Coleman didn’t even have a shot at that. That is the most obvious. Oh, there’s a flag on the punt and it’s going to go out of the punt is going to go out of bounds at about the eight yardd line. One of the Patriots jump early maybe. Oh, he’s marking it out at like 15. No shot that who’s paying these refs. Oh, no. Looks like it’s against Buffalo and they’re asking him, “Hey, maybe it’s Mr. Graffetti.” Yeah, they’re asking Brabel if he wants the legal information again. Mr. Graffetti, are are you are you buying off the refs? Are you bribing them? Yay or nay? On Shaq Thompson, too. That’s wild. Mr. Grapetti saying it was clean. It was not clean. That brother that they both had handsight ever. Ju just because you can’t stop him for being 6’5 doesn’t mean doesn’t give you an excuse, brother. Certainly obvious. Yeah, for sure. Adam. All right, guys. Here’s the very important random trivia of the day. Okay. What did Jamar Chase have more of? Touchdowns or tackles? Tackles. Cuz he had three tackles. Tackles. He had three touchdowns. He had two. Oh my god. I’m looking at the PI yet. We literally explained that that the elbow doesn’t count for fumble rules. That doesn’t matter. The elbow doesn’t matter for rules. Upon further review, it looks like the ball’s out even before the elbow hits the ground. Yeah. Like, come on, man. We ain’t arguing. We ain’t If you’re a ball carrier and you have your arm like this, which is what he did, you’re basically bracing yourself against the ground because that’s not how that works. You getti. No, that’s not how it works cuz players are also allowed to put their down straight down like this to be able to keep their balance so that way they can keep going like Rashad White did in the Seahawks game today. It’s um it’s knee I believe it’s knee, shoulder, or rear end. If any of those three hit the ground, then you’re down by contact. Uh if you’re touched, yes. And then there’s also like the niche ones like your chest, your back if Yeah. Elbow doesn’t count for being your shin. It’s legs. Yeah, legs, knee, arms are so like is there a rule where sometimes arms are called down? You know, let’s pull up the NFL rule book right now while we have time. There are certain situations where it is considered uh the arm is considered part of being down, but typically you have to be kind of wrapped up in a tackle. I’m trying to remember where like so I’m trying to interpret like where elbow would go into that. You know what? You know what? What Mr. Confetti is right. Is it almost down? Uh, an official shall declare the ball dead and the down ended when a runner is contacted by an opponent and touches the ground with any part of his body other than his hands or feet. Oh, hands or feet? Oh, I’m think I’m thinking of uh fumble rules if it’s if there’s no contact. But either way, the ball’s out before the elbow hits the ground. Anyway, I know like this is all different because like this all like doesn’t matter because the ball is already out. Also, first play by the Patriots is a run of eight yards. Okay. Yeah, I missed that one. You’re good. I got you. Oh my goodness. It’s Antonio Gibson. I forgot that man was on the Patriots. Commander legend Antonio Gibson. There’s going to be a handoff to him here and he’s going to get the first down and then some. Gain him about six yards. Good play. Uh yeah, something around there. That That one is not a fumble because his knee was down before the ball came out. Stevenson said he’s known for that. Hey, at least you’re honest. Yeah, they showed earlier Stevens has won what? 10 fumbles since 2024. It was really bad. It’s Bay under center. It’s going to be another handoff up the middle for Gibson. This time he’s met at the line but pushes forward for a gain of about two to about the 35. Yes. Jade, are you alive over there? Yep. Because he’s watching baseball. That’s why. Oh, here comes Sir Fumbles himself. Yep. The GOAT. Oh, look. He’s lined up at wide receiver. Even better. That’s interesting. May from the gun. Stevenson, the motion man. He’s motioning into running back. It’s going to be a fake to Stephvenson. And May throws it at the ground. And that’s not going to be pass. It’s going to be ruled a fumble, but it’s recovered by Will Campbell. That should be intentional grounded in my opinion. I believe it might be because he’s I don’t know. He’s throwing it at the ground. I I need to watch this replay. Hold on. Yeah. Yeah, I need two as well. Cuz he didn’t even he didn’t even like have the normal throwing motion. He threw it like this. That should be intentional grounding. He should or a fumble which would have been a loss of like five yards when with Campbell recovering it. May right side caught by Bouty and he reaches across the plane to get the first down. No, they’re calling him short. No, they’re saying first down, but they put the ball down behind the marker. Yeah. What is going on with these refs? They can get away with that most of the time anyways cuz no one even knows the damn rule properly. What is going on with these refs today? Yeah, he literally put the ball down behind the marker and then signaled first down. Yeah. Uh Gibson tossed right side, gain of seven. Good run. That was a good run. Antonio Gibson’s a good runner. I will I will say that. Is it gonna happen? I think I think I’ve been saying uh Tayvon Henderson this whole game when it’s been Raandre Stevenson. [Music] Same running back. They both fumble. Yeah, fair. Also, I’m looking back at Drake May under center. Gibson behind him. Fullback in the back as well. May takes the snap. It’s a handoff. Gibson and he’s going to be met at the line behind the left guard. Third down and three. No gain. No, I mean, Mr. Gfetti, I agree with you on that one. Like, he definitely had the first down. I’m surprised that the ref put the ball down behind the marker and then signal first down. Yeah, it was just more like a weird situation. Yeah. No, I agree. He definitely reached it out and had the first. Yeah, we saw like I’m looking at that play right now. Yeah, he definitely got it. But it was just the way that he presented it. Yeah, we’re making fun of the ref. All right, Bay from the gun takes the snap. Throws right side. It’s caught. No, dropped by Stefon Diggs. Incomplete. I love the fact that I love the fact your defenders celebrate even though literally if it wasn’t for the fact Stapon dropped it, that’s a first down. It it’s it’s the normal DB thing. You know this. I know. It’s just It’s one of those things that always ticks me off. Also, that’s Terron Johnson. Let Let the man celebrate. It’s Terron Johnson. All right. Punt is up. And we got another fair catch at the 14 yd line for the Bills. Yay. That one I do not blame him for calling the fair catch because there were three patriots there when he caught it. He’s like, “Hey, don’t kill me. Let me not die there.” Anyway, oh, so you guys want something? You want to hear something funny? Mhm. So, my uncle’s in town right now, right? Okay. Uh, you know what team he supports? Oh boy. Patriots, Seahawks. Oh, that’s fun. Literally, as the game ended, as the game ended, I get a message that literally just says, “Fuck you.” [Laughter] Also, also, Adam, we know this because it’s the same thing with wide receivers. Every all skill position players like that are divas and have egos. Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not all of them. Not all of them except Mike. Magic Kobe Meyers and God. Honestly, and also, honestly, I’m going to say this. Michael Thomas. Oh, you’re a funny guy. You’re a funny guy. Only if we don’t count Twitter. Yeah, true. No, if you if you just look at if you just look at like his postgame interviews, you could say that man is like does not have an ego. He’s so soft spoken. Yeah. And then he goes on Twitter. Yeah. Yeah. No, like his voice is like Is Michael Thomas a keyboard warrior? Yes. Yes. Cuz his voice Michael Thomas is the definition of a keyboard warrior. Yeah. Cuz it’s it like I I remember like there’s so many like memes about like his voice where it’s like dude like he’s so soft spoken like he does not sound any way of like how he plays or like anything like that. Okay, this is that. So, uh, Gator uh, shout out your, uh, your social media managers on Twitter for the Lions. What did the Lions do? They literally just tweeted out, “Ohio hates to see us coming.” Yep. with the final score of the Michigan Ohio State game, Lions Browns game, Tigers Guardians game, and then Lions Bengals game. Also, not Divas, Adam. Then the Yeah, the T-Mac. How dare you forget Raiders legend Hunter Renfro. Honestly, T-Mac, T-Mac very well could develop into a diva. Oh my god, I don’t have. He could have. All right, under center motion, man. Here is Curtis Samuel. It’s going to be a handoff to Curtis Samuel. End of round and he’s going to go forward for about five yards. But we got more laundry. Watch it be against the Bills again. Oh, 100%. Anyway, that’s going to happen. I don’t believe this tweet from the Lions. They said Isaac, I don’t know how to pronounce his last name. Tesla. Tesla. Caught a pass with two hands. Unheard of. Wait, he caught a pass with two hands? That That’s crazy. Yeah. Also holding on. Holding on concade where? Where? Let me see. Let me see. Let me reveal. Oh, yeah. That’s old. That’s old. All right. You know what? That’s old. You can’t do that, brother. Is that Bucks legend Carlton Davis III? Oh, [ __ ] He’s injured. Actually, wait. That is Bucks legend Carlton Davis III. I know that man anywhere. I’m sorry. That’s a really bad taste of a joke. I really hope he’s okay. He’ll be a diva by 20. Yeah. No, that’s the thing is like because Bryson T-Mac are apparently had a really good like friendship pre-draft. So, they were in sync. Honestly, I’m going to say it right now. If the Bills lose this game, it’s going to be because of penalties. So far, so far this game, there have been so many penalties against the Bills. I’m calling it right here. Carlton Carlton is up walking on his own power, jogging a little bit even, which is good because it looked to be a leg injury. Let’s see. Oh, don’t bend that way. Don’t bend that way. But he’s walking and he’s not limping. That’s the important thing, too. He’s probably spraying. probably. All right, we got a first and 17 for the Bills again. All right, I’m calling it first. Exact same scenario as last drive. I’m calling it motion man. Allen from the gun. Allen looking takes the snap. He’s looking to throw. He’s throwing left side. That’s caught and fumbled by Khan Coleman and recovered by It looks like the Bills got there first. I swear this is another turnover. Are you Patriots have it? What is this game? Yeah, I generated a game. For real. You know what? Is this a Madden simulation that we’re watching right now? You know what’s really funny? Yes. I was about to say, I’m calling it now. First touchdown score is going to be Christian Gonzalez. And that is that is Hawkins who gets the recovery there. Almost had it ripped away by 64. Mhm. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Was that Raiders Legend with the strip? It might have been. I didn’t see the strip. Wait, wait. What’s the name? I couldn’t see. Oh, it was it was Robert Spain. Roberto. Roberto. Roberto Spalade. You know what? I’m okay. I’m okay with that because Poncho’s boy got that fumble. Got that four. Roberto, I love you. Mac. Jones. Sorry. Mac Jones. Oh my word. What the [ __ ] Drake May. It was a handoff to Gibson. I see Patriots. I see Ted. And my brain goes to Mac Jones. Quick, quick, quick. Before they get in the uh Ne first touchdown score. Go. Um, you know what? I’m gonna call it. The Patriots aren’t scoring here. First touchdown is going to be Dalton Concade. Okay. N Poncho. Uh Ramonte Stevenson. Gator. Give me digs. Oh, second and 11. We have a second and 11. It’s going to be a fake. And he’s running for his life. He throws it at the ground, but there was a receiver roughly in the area, so it’s not going to be intentional grounding. Third down. Come on, Drake. Don’t make me look bad. Get it to Diggs. Please don’t get it to Diggs. Also, I love the fact that two people are like, “Yeah, no. Dalton Cancades get the touchdown, even though it’s the Patriots.” No, Gator said Dawson Knox. Dawson Knox. Close enough. Random, you know, Bills tight end that has DA in their name and a last name that starts with K. Yeah. Basically. All right. Drake May from the gun takes the snap and there’s flag. There’s a flag. May’s rolling out to his right. It’s thrown. It’s incomplete in the end zone for Diggs. I feel like it’s either a legal formation or it’s uh somebody jumped. It could be. Uh it came like after the snap, so I think it’s going to be holding on the Patriots. It seemed to be pretty quick after the snap. That’s what I was going to say. It’s a I didn’t see what the penalty was, but it was declined because it was on Patriots. Oh, yeah. You’re right. Doesn’t false start uh call the play dead, though? Not always. It was illegal formation. It was illegal formation. Illegal formation. Illegal formation and false start have the same signal. Yeah, for some [ __ ] reason. Well, I was right. Patriots aren’t scoring a touchdown here. They’re bringing out the kicking unit on fourth and 11. We got a third. Who the [ __ ] is this guy for Andy? I don’t even want to attempt to say that name. Poncho. Kick is up and it’s good. Three nothing Patriots. I’ll take that. After that situation that the defense was in, they stood their ground. De if you lose to the [ __ ] Patriots, we are going to [ __ ] clown you. I literally said coming into this game, this is one that I fully expect there is a possibility we lose. All right. So, do we if if in the event the Bills lose, is it Eagles Lauo or Bills Lauo? No, still it’s still Eagles Lauo. Still Eagles Lauo. All right. I forgot. We all hate the Eagles, but we love Buffalo. Yeah, exactly. Clown on Buffalo. I I’m assuming we all pick the same team to win this game. Yeah, I think we all picked the Bills. choice if you say you picked the Patriots. I picked a tie. That’s not an option. I I put a T and I asked Maniac personally and he said whatever. Maniac, is this accurate? No. He’s lying. Vel’s getting into a heated debate with one of the refs. As if he hasn’t already had like four go this game. Ref. And it’s still only the first quarter. What is this game? This game is AI generated. I’m I’m saying it really is. How do we already have three turnovers? That’s what I want to know. Because fun. Yes. All right. Kickoff is up and it’s fielded within the five. return here by Curtis Samuel and he’s going to get down to the I can’t even tell which line that is. That’s the about the 33. And it looked for a moment like he may have smashed his head into the ground there. God, Bills offense has insane stat life from the Bills offense though. Only eight turnovers last year and through weeks one through four only one. Yeah, and they already have two tonight. They’ve doubled their total. Center motion man is Curtis Samuel. He did not in fact smash his head into the ground that last play. At least not hard enough to be pulled out of the game. It’s a fake to both Samuel and Cook. Allen’s rolling out to his left. He’s going to take it himself. And that’s Raiders legend Robert Spalain in on the tackle again. Gain of two. No, that’s a solo tackle for Roberto. Don’t you disrespect the man. I I I never said that it wasn’t a solo tackle. You said he was in on the tackle. That implies that there was more than one person. Oh, you did. I didn’t hear that. He said I I did say I did say in on the tackle. I didn’t realize that implies that there’s more than one. Yeah. No, I didn’t think about that like at all. Second and two. Typically say in on the tackle. That means that there’s more than one. There’s It’s multiple tacklers. Yeah. And we got a false start on the Bills. Hell yeah. Penalties. Penalties. Offense number 73. No. Oh, yeah. It is. It’s It’s It’s Deion Dawkins. Deion Dawkins cannot go a single game without a freaking false start. Well, why would you? Yeah. Okay. By the way, penalties and yards here, uh, on the Bills, five penalties, 29 yards. on the Patriots. Zero zero. Yep. Yep. And mind you, there was a blatant missed pass interference earlier that would have been like at least 10 yards. Yep. Against the Patriots. End of the first quarter. Which point? Do you have one? H Do you have a point or you just ranting a rant? I’m just ranting. Well, well, well, Maniac, we’re both watching the game. They They obviously don’t have any points right now. True. You’re right. You’re right. Bro, there’s more penalties in this game than total points. Jesus. Yeah. Yes. All right. What’s going to happen first? A touchdown and penalties or a touchdown by by either team? All right. I wish to change my answer. Touchdown refs. Okay. That’s not a BS penalty then. If the ref said he wasn’t good, then he wasn’t good. Yeah. No. And then you could see in what’s it called? In Frabel’s face, he was not good. He was complaining. He asked Okay. He asked for clarification and he didn’t even say yes. If he doesn’t say yes, that means he’s not good. Yeah. He didn’t say anything though. Okay. The penalty didn’t even matter in the end because it was declined anyway. Yeah. Over a penalty that was declined. Well, no, he’s just saying it. He’s just saying it more than anything. Don’t mind me. play with my ball helmets. Fair enough. Fair enough. Uh, Gator score check. Uh, three poncho. Three zero. I’m not talking about that game. I’m talking about the talking about baseball. God damn it. It’s not Everything’s about you and your team. We’re all watching the game. You know what the score is? Yeah. Okay. And and Mr. Cetti, I’ll argue opposite to that. There was a BS missed PI. where he literally was grabbing on to the neck of Keon Coleman’s jersey. But but brother, both sides bel have five penalties right now. Yeah. And plus, you’re winning. And I could say I could say one of those penalties I could say was fair, which was the Dalton Concaid hold. You know what’s really funny? And that Deion Dawkins false start was also fair. So we got a second and 12 here from the 31 yd line. Josh Allen looking over the middle. It’s caught for the first down. That is Dalton Kincaid. So first down plus a couple yards. But punch up. Get this. Tigers have three walks. Zero hit. Zero hits. Mariners have one hit, one walk. What the [ __ ] is your game, bro? I don’t know. What is your game? Okay. You know what? Bro, you know what? You know what? I’ll take it, Mr. Gffetti. There was a missed hold on Deion Dawkins on that play. I’ll take I’ll take your argument now. James Cook up the middle for four yards. Something funny. I don’t have to rearrange my Dawkins literally had his arm around the edge rusher helmet. That’s a hold and it wasn’t called. All right, under center. James Cook lined up behind him on second and six. Lucy, why call a hold? You can just motion man is Curtis Samuel, right? Allan takes the snap, fakes to cook. He’s looking right side and it’s caught by Josh Palmer Palmer. Josh Palmer with the big play over the right side for a gain of a lot. A lot. All right. Now, who’s scoring this drive? Dolan Kade. I already said that. You’re still going Dol. Okay. Yeah, I’m still going Dolin Kate. You know what? I’m going for the I’m going for a ball. Bills are on the Patriots 29 yd line. Allen under center on first and 10. It’s going to be a quick toss left side. That is Ty Johnson who dives forward for four yards. Down at the 25. Can I go with a bold call here? I’m going Cook. Josh Allen calls his own number. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. Uh, very possible indeed. But I’m still going Dawson Knox. So glad for I’m so I’m gonna be so happy when it’s Josh. All right. Allan from the gun. Lined up to his left is Cook. Oh, sorry. It’s second and seven, not second and six. They’re actually on the 24. Concincaid the motion man. Allen takes a snap. He’s looking right side underneath. That is I can’t see the number. Khalil Shakir who is going to be tackled just a yard short of the first. We have a third and one. Third down. I love the way that I cut. I love the way that Allan gets the stop from the gun. It’s a handoff Cook behind the right guard and he’s going to get forward past the first down marker plus maybe another yard or two. First down. The Bills are approaching the red zone here. What? One nothing M. Oh boy. Oh, sorry. They just broke into the red zone. This is the Bill’s first play from the red zone today. Allen under center. James Cook lined up behind him. It’s going to be a hand off to Cook left side and he’s going to be tackled down after a gain of five, maybe six. I think that looks more like for my fantasy team, please. It was a pretty good run. It was a good run. Poncho. What? Want to know who did it? Who hit the home run? Who? Jorge Palanka. That’s That’s a great name. That might be seven. Jorge. It’s a great name. Oh, I think that’s six. I think that’s six. Mhm. A solo one, too. It was six. Allan under center takes the snap. It’s another handoff. Cook up the middle and he’s going to be have forward progress stopped after a gain of one. Third down. Please. I need my points. I need to beat my the evil opponent that I have this week. Wow. Don’t say rude things like that about Gator. Oh, no. It’s not about Gator. I already lost that week. Allan from the gun by himself on third and three from the 10yd line. Ty Johnson the motion man. It’s going to be a read option and Allen’s gonna flip it to Sha who’s going to break a tackle and be tackled down for a huge loss down at the 18. However, there is a flag on the play. If it’s holding like the Patriots surely the if it’s anything against the Bills, the Patriots decline it, right? Oh, they’re looking at Vable. So, it’s against the bills and it’s going to be declined. Oh, there were two penalties both on the Bills and both of them were declined. Okay, I will I will agree that was a very good stop by the Patriots. Yeah, we’re closing. Is are we closing? I don’t know what the distance is here, but doesn’t really matter. Matt Prader, it’s 41y old Matt Prader time. [Music] Who’s older than Matt Prader? 31 yard field goal attempt. Aaron Rogers is older than Matt Prader, by the way. Oh, snuck it in. And it’s up. And it was right over the upright, but they’re saying it’s good. Looking. Yay. We’re gonna have to wait for our first touchdown of the game. [ __ ] Yep. Yep. Punch. After giving up the home run, Terrick Scubble went full psycho mode and struck out the next two batters. Yes. However, you’re still down. Go get some runs. See, here’s the thing, maniac. You were clowning on me earlier because the Bills had a close game against the Dolphins, but the thing you don’t remember is division games are always close in the AFC East. Unless it’s the Jets. Unless it’s the Jets. I was about to make a comment, but then I’m like, oh, that don’t apply if you’re talking about the AFC East in particular. If it’s any combination of Bills, Patriots, or Dolphins, division games are always close. What I about to say, uh, Falcons Panthers game wasn’t close. like this game. This game based on the talent of each team, this game is closer than it should be, but that’s because it’s a division game. This thing lowkey sucks on. All right, I will be back. Uh, Nevitz needs to go use the restroom. I’m on it. Unless one of you two want it. No, I’m okay. Got it, bro. You, bro. So, Greg, what are your thoughts on today’s game that you that you played in a few hours ago? Did you say me or Gator? No, you Greg. Greg, you’re the NFL player. You’re the You’re the player. You’re the athlete. I want to know where the [ __ ] my defense was the entire game. Where were you on defense? Yeah, where the [ __ ] do I know? I don’t know where my where my uh namesake is. He took the second he took the game off like the rest of my defense, dude. Stop like you’re not Greg. Yeah. You are Greg. Prove to us that you’re not Greg right now. Yeah. Show me your ID. Unfortunately, it’s in my other pants. You just keep the Yeah, he’s Greg. He’s Greg. He’s Greg. Not Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Gregory game. Gregory. Jumbo Shrimp Games. That nickname. Top nickname of all time. Best nickname of all time. But Sko has six strikeouts in four innings. That’s insane. Get the runs, brother. Cuz that’s what happened with us uh yesterday, too, with uh Otani. Even though he allowed three runs, we still kept them in. We keep hitting the ball good, but just straight to anybody. Yeah, you’re making the contact. He’s up past 25 and he fumbled. He fumbled the kick. What? It’s a fumble on the kick return. Page signal and they have it. It’s a scramble. Any idea who has it? No. Okay, I’m too far behind. I’m still on a commercial. There’s a Patriots player curled up in a ball. I think he has a concussion. Okay. There’s no signal yet. We’re just looking at Drake May right now. Hi, Drake May. They reward possession to Buffalo. I think we’ll see. What do you see? Oh, come on. Don’t tell me I miss Do not tell me I missed a big play. You did. Yes, you did. No, Patriots get it. Okay. So, it’s not a big play. So, it’s not a big play anymore. But, uh first first time Gibson might have just died on the field. Oh, not actually, but like more than likely. Mhm. Oh no. Whatever will they do with Raandre Stevenson and Trayvon Henderson. Keep in the game died on the field after Demar Hamlin. Bro, you can’t say that in Buffalo. Yeah. Come on, man. Come on, man. We got to teach you these things before you come down here in November. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Gator’s coming. Walk. No, you I’m saying he did. No, you said Antonio Gibson died on the field. You can’t say that at Buffalo. You said that. No, he literally might have. He’s literally curled up in a ball, bro. Well, you can’t. There’s things you can’t say. Bro, this helmet thing sucks. Hopefully that’s Stevenson. I didn’t think I was going to live this the other day. Jav bias took a walk in the postseason. Legend. I love Hob. He’s the goat, bro. Chill. He’ll be fine. Even uh our new friend here knows not to say what you said. Yeah. Come on, maniac. Come on, Mr. And you’re the one coming down here in November. Yeah, literally next month. Literally a month and a couple weeks. Actually, wait. No, Nevitz, there might be a problem. He’s going to play in this game. So, we kind of cursed him. He kind of cursed himself with that, didn’t he? Oh, yeah. A little bit because he’s gonna be in Buffalo playing in Buffalo on that Dline. Okay, but here’s the thing, Mr. Gfetti. That’s what we say every year about Tua. Yes. All right. He made it worse. Like, I get it. I shouldn’t have said it, but Jesus. Yeah, I made it worse. I definitely did. No, it would have been worth if you said like if you described his brain a certain way. Genuine question though. How is Tua still employed? They can’t cut him. They can’t afford to cut him. Yeah, he makes too much money. He’s like owed like another walking but he looks very dizzy. So he’s definely concussion. Yeah. Uh May takes a snap from the gun. It’s a quick throw left side. That’s Diggs for a gain of four on first and 10. That’s going to be second and six. Also, apparently Diggs just had his first ever game with 100 plus yard receiving yards since he was in Buffalo. Oh, all right. May under center takes the snap. Another quick throw left side. That’s Diggs again. He’s going to get the first down here past the 40. And I believe that’s is Are they in Bill’s territory here? Uh, no, not yet. Okay, so He’s tackled down at about the uh 46 or 47 somewhere in there. I forget. The Steelers only have the decal on one side of their helmet. They’re literally the only team in the league to do that. It is the 46yd line. May under center. Running back here is Henderson, I believe. And it’s going to be a fake to him. Then a quick throw over the middle to him. And he’s going to be immediately tackled down. No, it’s Yes, it is Henderson. His last name looks so short on the jersey. Oh my word, they squished the letters together. Second and six coming up for the Patriots. Yeah, it honestly is. May from the gun. Hooper the motion man. May takes the snap. He’s looking. He pump fakes and he’s going to be sacked. That was a combination of AJ Epanessa and I believe Daquin Jones in on that sack. Third down, baby. down. I believe it’s going to be like third and seven, maybe third and eight because he wasn’t tack he wasn’t sacked for that much of a loss. Yeah, it’s going to be third and eight. Anyone in this game want to score? May from the gun. Running back is Stevenson on this play. May takes the snap. He’s looking to throw and is already scrambling under pressure. He’s being chased and he’s going to be sacked. But there’s a flag on the play. That sack was Terrell Bernard. Got to be holding on. Oh, the flag came from around the line of scrimmage. Adam said he is looking to buy new rims for his truck offense. Oh, and on the defense, it’s holding on both teams and the penalties offset penalties. Al, also Maniac, this is honestly how I feel when we used to do the games together and you would just talk to your chat instead of me. That’s literally how I would felt. That’s literally how I felt like 90% of the time. And it’s so funny now having his fun and I’m Well, well, no, no, no. Well, now I’m now you’re seeing it from like my point of view, what you used to do it to me. I didn’t never meant to. You know that. No, I know. And he’s not either. But I’m saying like this is the [ __ ] that you know now you have to deal with. All right, Drake May from the gun. Motion man here is Hunter Henry. Drake May looking to throw. He’s throwing deep over the middle and it’s over the heads of both Hunter Henry and Stefon Diggs. What did he see there? I don’t know. I don’t know what he saw there. There was nothing open. And they’re going to send the punting unit out on fourth and eight. Shakir’s back to return. Yay! Punting. Yay. We love punts on the stupid sports YouTube channel. We love We love heavy league defensive games. Yeah, we do. All right, punt is up. Being sarcastic. And Shakir’s going to let it drop at the seven and it’s going to be take a Bill’s bounce and be uh what’s the word? Down at about the 10. I love the fact you said the word like two seconds ago. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You You guys suck. I’m going to go make fish. Go make fish. Enjoy fish. Gator score check while we’re in commercial. Well, it’s one nothing at the moment. Mariners. Okay. I don’t know. I I don’t really care, but I just needed something to fill the time. All right. But that could be changing if All right. Discussion time. Let’s go. Mhm. How many weeks will Antonio Gibson miss? Yes. Uh, who will the who will the Jets get their first win against? Um, honestly, at this rate, it wouldn’t surprise me if their first win is week 18 against the Bills. At the rate we’re going, maybe not even then. Let’s see. Let me see this. Let me look at their schedule. I got it right here now. So, uh, next Okay, so next week they have the BR the Broncos. No, they’re not winning that. Uh, then the Panthers. Oh, they could beat the Bengals. Bengals maybe without Joe Burr. Yeah. Uh, then the Browns. Patriots. They’re not beating the Patriots. Ravens? Nope. Falcons? Nope. Dolphins? Maybe only because it’s at Metife. Uh Jags? No. Saints? No, only because it’s in New Orleans. Oh, yeah. Then the Patriots to end the year. Patriots and Bills. And Bills. I honestly I feel like the Jets could very well end this season like two and 15. Legitimately, honestly, I could definitely see that. I could see I’m gonna say win against the Bengals and win against the Bills week 18 because they’re resting starters. That’s my prediction there. Trying to figure out this stupid helmet thing and it sucks. Oh, this is the other thing, too. The Bills always have like an uncharacteristically high amount of turnovers against the Patriots for some reason. All right, Allan under center. Bills have the ball at the 10 yardd line. Motion man here is Shakir. Allen takes a snap. It’s a hand off Cook and he’s going to be met at the line but tackled forward for a gain of three. That looked more like he got past him and he was tackled from behind. Maybe the con I think the first contact was made at the line but then like James Cook kind of dragged forward a little bit maybe. All right, Allan from the gun. Running back is Cook. Motion man here is Oh, I forget who that is. I forgot who 14 is now. Allan’s going to take it himself and he’s got room to run. He gets down to the 33 before getting pushed out of bounds. That’s a highlight right there. Go Josh Allen. There was a wide open hole there and he took it and he gets pushed out of bounds. Oh no, not out of bounds. He actually gets tackled by Ellis. That’s not Kaden Ellis. I forget I forget his first name. The only Ellis I know is Kaden Ellis. He is unfortunately uh on the Falcons unfortunately. And New England calls their first time out with five minutes to go in the half. Who the [ __ ] put paint on on the burner on on the stove. What? Christian Ellis. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Getti. I did know that name and I it just wasn’t coming to me. There’s paint on a burner in my kitchen. No, like someone like painted like on the grid. What? On one of the burners and now it’s like all white. I I don’t know. All right. Allen under center motion man is Reggie Gilliam lined up at tight end. It’s going to be a handoff to James Cook who dodges a tackle behind the line and runs forward for a gain of about eight with a flag on the play. That’s going to come back. It’s gonna It’s going to come back. It’s holding. Is it on Deion Dawkins again? No, it’s Conor McGovern. Okay, you know, at least it’s not Dion Dawkins. Let me see this. All right. Well, where’s the hold? It is my turn for a bathroom break. I’ll be right back. I’m sorry, but where’s the hold on that? He maybe had his shoulder pad for like half a second and then he let go. Maybe the hold was the friends we made along the way. Allen from the gun, lined up wide to his left is Ty Johnson on first and 20. Allen’s going to take it himself again and he’s got a little bit of room to run. Gets a gain of about 12 on first and 20. Second down. And they are showing a bandaged hand of a player, Bill’s player on the bench. I can’t see who the player is. Unfortunately, I can’t have sound on to hear who they’re talking about or NFL will take the stream down. Like immediately. Yeah, immediately. Allen under center. He takes the snap. Toss to James Cook right side. And this was actually second and 10, not second and eight. And Cook is tackled after about three yards. We got a third down. Damn. Down. Damn. Around for the third down is hilarious to me. I’m not going to lie. What? When you throw your voice around with the third down, it makes me kind of laugh. Hey, I’m a singer. I got to show off my singing voice. It just it it’s funny to me. All right, Alan. Lined up wide to his right is Ty Johnson. Yet to see Ray Davis this game. Allan is going to get sacked. Damn. No hype, no nothing. Do you like defensive football? Honestly, like see here’s the thing though. This is good defensive football. No, generally it is. Mhm. Like like normally defensive football ends up being really boring, but this is good defensive football. Evas, you’re only saying that because your team is playing right now. No, I genuinely think that. And that was Milton Williams on the set. Milton Williams made a play. Uh, at least half of it. I didn’t see who the other player in on it was. He He made a half play. He made a play. All right. And the punt is going to be caught at the 30 and tackled down at the 30. Nice. First and 10 New England. He tried to get forward a little bit and then I need to see who this was. I can’t even tell who that was. Cam Lewis was there, but he’s not the one who made the tackle. Ingram missed him. I I couldn’t see who got the tackle there. Nah, there was no That was That was clean. He was He was uh like here, not on the face mask. He was like on the shoulder. It just looked like it was the face mask. Also, the guy that was getting tipped up was McGovern. Oh, okay. And we have a huge run by Tayvon Henderson. for a gain of 12 on first down. First down. Yeah. No, it was it it looked I will say Mr. Gfetti it at first look it looked like a foul a penalty but after the replay it like it was just it was just really fast motion over the shoulder. Yeah, that was a good run for Henderson there. That I I will say that was a great run. So, you want to talk about our feelings? No. No. Me neither. Also, Mr. Eddie, be careful when you uh retract messages because then YouTube is like, “Oh, you’re you’re using bot accounts to watch your videos.” Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, just be careful with deleting messages. Yeah. Cuz I banned uh one of our friends for I believe it was a month in chat or not a month, it was a week in chat. Never. Would you like to know who that was? That I remember it. Were you there for that? I was there for when you were uh talking to him about it. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Mhm. I did tell him because I’ve told him on multiple occasions he still and he still did it. I’m like, “Brother, stop. I know you’re a child, but stop. Yeah. Perfect. That is perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Like like you can do it. Just be careful how much. That’s all. If you want to take something back, yeah, sure. But just don’t be like, “Oh, I’m taking away like my whole like the whole uh wall that we have right now of your messages.” Don’t be doing that. YouTube algorithm don’t like it. Yeah. YouTube a lot of things. True. They don’t like a lot of things. That’s for sure. Anyway, I don’t know what the [ __ ] I’m gonna do tomorrow. I’m off tomorrow. Well, at least tomorrow night we’re going to squad stream. True. If I get bored during the day, I might just do a second stream during the day. I’m gonna be continuing to try to troubleshoot something that I would spent like three hours trying to troubleshoot today. Oh no, that’s too much for the whole throw. All right, May under center takes the snap. It’s a handoff to Henderson who’s going to go up the middle for a gain of four. Maybe three, but it looked more like four. I’m going to say it was four. Oh, dang. They’re showing a clip of Gibson walking off the field again. His eyes are bloodshot and popping out of his head. That’s a concussion. That is a concussion. They say it’s a knee injury. What? No. May takes the snap. He’s looking to throw. No, he’s going to take it himself and slide at uh the 50 yard line. A flag. That’s going to be for a late hit on Terrell Bernard. That’s a flag. I don’t know. It’s close because it looked like he was already in the motion of tackling. No. Oh, no. Yeah, that’s definitely a late hit. That’s a late hit. All right, first down. First and 10. I’m shocked the Patriots ran it there though with how much time they have on the clock. Yeah, there’s 118 left. Well, I think I think that was just the play broke down. cuz he was looking to throw and then took it himself. Yeah. Gets a free 15 out of it. Yeah. Uh probably need to pull him for a concussion check though. We’ll see if New York calls down. And hey, it’s the penalty. It’s going to be a throw underneath to Stephvenson who’s going to get tackled for a gain of one. And there’s another flag. And for those keeping track at home, the Flags got the touchdown. [Music] The flags got a touchdown. Yeah. Jesus. Hold on. The Flags are going for two. Okay, that was funny. We’ll see how Cooper can handle this. Oh, it’s a face mask on the Patriots. on Kahan Bouty. Okay. Uh and it’s loss of downs 15 yards, right? For face mask. Is it a loss of downs? Yeah. Uh cuz he didn’t he didn’t do he didn’t do this. I forget. Let’s see. Oh yeah, that’s a clear face mask. Oh my Oh Jesus. Wait, this around might went up. Oh, no, it’s not loss of downs. You’re right. I didn’t think it was. I thought it was just a penalty because the only one that’s lost of downs I could think of is uh if you do two forward passes. Drake May uh throwing right side on the sideline. Bill’s sideline is saying no good. Ref says it’s good to pop Douglas. Not quite enough for the first down, but it was quite a big play. Pop. Pop. Oh. Oh, that’s that’s an incredible catch. Oh my lord. That’s an incredible catch. I can’t even be mad at that. That is an insane catch. Give that man words. Yeah. All right. May under center. He takes a snap. Fake. And he’s looking to throw. He’s going to throw left side and it’s caught by Hunter Henry with an athletic catch for the first down. Timeout Bill’s territory here. No, no timeout. Yes, timeout. Use them for that. First down. Yes, they called a timeout. Wait, did they call a timeout? I would. No, they didn’t call a timeout. So, I stopped the clock. They still have two. That’s a great catch by Hunter Henry. That is a just go up and get it. He doesn’t go up. That’s going over his head and probably going to get picked off by the DB. Yeah. Oh, did the Bills call timeout? Oh, the Bills called a timeout. Yeah, you’re right. I was so confused cuz you’re saying timeout Patriots and I’m looking. They still have two. It’s because of the fact that the build like around their logo is white. I can’t really see very well. No, you know what? I will agree. That was a beautiful throw, but honestly, I’m more impressed with that catch by Hunter Henry. All right, May from the gun. Henry the motion man. It’s going to be a quick toss to the right side. That is Tayvon Henderson who’s going to get tackled down after a gain of three. And the clock is stopped, but I’m not sure why because Oh, Bills called their second timeout. Okay. Why are the Bills timeouts? That’s interesting. Uh trying to get the ball back before half. Okay, Nevitz, figure this out on defense. Okay, my fantasy team needs it. They’re trying to get the ball back before halftime, even though they get the ball to start the second half. They’re trying to get me fantasy points, maniac. Touchdown scores, anyone? Uh, I don’t think we’re going to see one this half, honestly. I don’t think I think I I think the Patriots are gonna have to sell for three. Yeah, I’m still taking not because of downs. If not because of downs, because of time, Stevenson, don’t worry. And it’s going to be a fake to Henderson. May is going to take it himself and be tackled just after the first down by Matthew Milano. And I believe this is going to be a first and goal. It is a first and goal. Oh boy. And I did not see if the Bills used their final timeouts timeout there or not. Yeah, you’re you’re already ahead of the game. Good play by May, honestly, just to realize the Bill I just joke around about the fantasy points things have Josh Allen in like two leagues. Uh the Bills did call their final timeout. There are 37 seconds left on the clock. Patriots at the sevenyd line. First and goal from the gun. May takes the snap. It’s a handoff. No, it’s a fake to Henderson. And May is only gonna get back to the line before being tackled by Matt Milano. And the clock is still running. 26 25 24 23 2 1 20 19. Mike calls a timeout with 18 seconds on the clock. I don’t understand. Probably just trying to kill as much clock as possible. I Yeah, then why don’t just let it go a little bit more then? How does he still want the What’s special about 18? Probably give the offense time. Uh 18 is Payton Manning’s number. That’s what’s special about 18. Okay. So, he just did it to honor him. Okay. Notice Yeah. Yeah. For sure. That’s exactly what happened here. That’s That’s the exact reason why he did it at 18 instead of doing it at like 20 or something like that or lower. It’s also my softball number, so that works, too. Yeah. So, just acknowledging your softball number. Yeah. All right. May from the gun. Takes a snap. He’s looking to throw. And he’s under pressure. Under pressure. He’s rolling out to his left. He’s going to throw. And it’s going to be on the ground in the end zone in front of Pop Douglas. Third down. Quick play. If you don’t get it, field goal. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, that’s a big thing, too. Well, that’s why I’m saying, though, is like it was such a weird amount of seconds when they went down to like 25. It’s like why do a little bit lower for that if you wanted to not leave the bills any time? and go for your face. Oh, it’s 10 10 seconds. 57 got a hand on the pass. Oh, nice. We’ll take that. And there’s a flag to call blow the play dead. It’s going to be false start on the Patriots. Is that 10sec runoff? It’s on Kahan Boute. It’s either the Patriots take their timeout or it’s going to be a 10-second runoff. Does the false start 10 second run off though is the question. I’m pretty sure it does. No, it doesn’t. No, it does not. The Patriots are not being charged the timeout. Oh, I think it’s the clock was stopped. If the clock stopped, it’s not Oh, true. Yeah, the clock was stopped before the play. Mhm. All right. May from the gun takes the snap on third and goal. He’s stepping up in the pocket. He’s going to throw to the end zone and it’s broken up, but that’s going to be pass interference. They’re going to be so close. Then do they go for the touchdown from the one yard line? You have to. Or do they just take the field goal with 4 seconds on the clock? You have to go for it when you’re that close. It’s on Tradavius White. I didn’t see who was in coverage there. I say absolutely go for this. You have to And it’s on the boy digs. That is honestly more obvious of a pass interference than the missed one earlier. Yeah. Like come on, man. Trey White, you can’t do that. You’ve been in this league long enough to know you can’t do that. All right. This is basically if you have it, throw it. If you don’t have it, just get the ball out. May under center. He’s looking and Hunter Henry drops the pass. One second on the clock. Second and goal. They’re probably going to take the field goal. You have to take a field goal there. You got to take the field goal. Drop that. How did he drop that? I don’t know how he dropped that. That is bad. That’s such a heartbreaker. Dropping it. That is a Oh, he was trying to get um Milano. He was trying to get away from Milano and wasn’t ready to make the catch. Yeah, he was still in his what’s it call it? He’s still in his break. Yeah. Come on, Poncho. You’re the wide receiver. You should know that. Oh, Adam took the pass in this game. All right. And that’s going to be a 19 field goal for the Patriots. Up down the middle and we are at halftime. Yay. Defensive football. Yay. Boys, you know what halftime means? Talk about our feelings. Halftime is wet time. Okay, have fun with that. Bye. I thought it was camera time where we all turn on our cameras so we all get to see. Oh yeah, we do have to do that because we could get a grassy raid. Come on, man. Come on. Poncho Gator, get your camera. Grai raid, you say? It’s not going to happen. I know. It’s not going to happen. I know it’s not, but it’s a possibility. It’s never a possibility with us. Pause. Me and turn this camera back up. All right. I’m gonna do the wed though. W time. Who do we start with? Oh, well, I’m doing it on my own. You know what? Because he’s actually had a pretty No, actually, you know, I’m gonna do this because of that catch. We’re gonna start with Deario Douglas. Here, we’ll do this so that the score can still be seen on stream. Poncho, I got it in four. Poncho’s muted. He probably left us. Yeah. Uh, let’s see. What do I want to go with here? Um, we’ll do this. My presence was requested. What What What do I need? Okay. What do I need to do? Freaking George hit his second home run of the day. Okay. Maniac question. Is there is there literally any running back in the NFL that is over 63? No, not that I’m aware of. Okay, so this is a tight end, honestly. Also, I did not realize Pop Douglas was only 5’8. That’s crazy. Since I should probably do anything to to prepare myself for tomorrow, I’m a dip. Okay, have fun. See you, Gator. See you. I no promises death. Okay, I should be able to get this in four. Wait, is this our boy? Is this my boy? Who do you think your boy is? He’s not even on here. Are you kidding me? Who’s your boy? The the offensive weapon, Taesm Hill. But he’s not even on here. Cuz he’s injured, I think. No, cuz I put Brock Birdie in. I don’t know. I don’t know why he’s not on here. Maybe because he doesn’t really have a defined position, to be honest. I am cooked on the hard mode. Okay. Um, who do the Panthers have at tight end? I know they have um, what’s his face? Javon Sanders, but it’s not him because it’s older than 28. Javon Sanders is not 28. It’s not Kyle Pittz. He’s too young for this. Death, did you guess Kateton by any chance at any point in yours? I’m not going to tell you the answer to that question. Oh, no. Because I I guessed Kate. I did not guess Kate. Oh, okay. Cuz that’s the information that I have right now. All right. You said it’s 63 or No, it is 6’4 because if it was 63, 61 for Brock Perie would have been yellow. 6’4 tight end at least 28 years old. No, at least 29 years old in the NFC South, not Tampa Bay. I got lucky with my first with my first guess that it helped me. Really? Is this Is this Is it this guy? Is it Is it this freaking guy? No, it’s not. He’s only 27. Who? Charlie Werner. I thought he was like 30. Let me zoom out a little bit. This is too zoomed in. Um, also I’m gonna be so for real. Once halftime’s over, I’m ending my stream. Okay. My stream just been dying. My stream’s been dying the whole time. We’ll keep going here. Who is this though? Who else do the Oh, it’s Is it Jawan Johnson? It’s Jawan Johnson. There it is. Dang, I forgot Joan Johnson existed for a moment. All right, let’s do hard mode and then leave it at that for now. Um, you know what? We’re gonna go here. We’re gonna start with Patriots players for both of them. because I feel like it. I got it in four because I started with Mike Evans because duh. And then I went Tommy NFC South 63 64 not a wide receiver. Yeah. And then I went Tommy. Uh how old is Mike now? Is he what? Like 33. 31. 31. Okay. Well, I actually went from Mike to Michael Penn Jr. to then Tommy Tremble and then to Joan Johnson. Oh, okay. Mike’s 32. Sorry. Yeah. I was wait, didn’t his birthday just pass? Yeah, his birthday just passed not too long ago. Mhm. All right. Back in August. Oh, okay. Uh, let’s just go here. Let’s go to what? What? Why does it have some Why is Nick Bosa not available to guess? Cuz he’s hurt in hard mode. Cuz he’s hurt. I literally guessed Brock Perie. Does it just not have players that are on IR? I would assume so. Maybe. Oh, okay. That’s probably what it is because Brock Party is not on IR. It would make sense because that’d be kind of mean. Mhm. Um, literally any like young probably corner safety though to be honest at 6 foot or 5’11. Did you get this one already, by the way? Huh? Did you get this one already? Yes. It took me forever. You know, I’m just going to go here. I know that he doesn’t fit into the age range, but I want to double check. Okay. Oh, he does fit into the age range. He’s younger than I thought he was. For some reason, I thought he was 29. Okay. DB. Okay. Six foot DB. Is this Please, please let it be. Oh, wait. He’s way too young anyway. Duh. I knew he was six foot, but he’s way too young. I guessed white boy. Go that jean even though he’s a safety now. We don’t talk about that. Okay. Uh, NFC West or North DB, 6 foot, 25 or 26 years old. How old is McKenna? He’s got to be older than 25 or 26. Probably. How old is Brian Branch? That’s the real question. I’m going to send it. How old is he? Oh, he’s 23. Okay, so it’s a 25year-old. NFC North. Oh boy. Oh, no. I don’t know NFC North that well. Good luck. Don’t die. I know Cam Bum’s not on the Vikings anymore because that might have been another guess I would have had, but he’s not on the Vikings anymore. He’s Where is he now? I forot. Um, did you try McKenna? I feel like McKenna’s McKenna is older than 25 though. It’s a 25year-old 6 foot DB in the NFC North. Uh, wait. Oh, how does jersey number work again? I forget how that works. Uh, it doesn’t say. Oh. Uh, okay. Within two of the player. So, where’s number 29 at DB? Gross. It’s not Jaquan Brisker. I cannot think of any other DBs in the NFC North. I only got it because I literally was running through this team’s freaking DBs, bro. Oh no. Is it not a starter? You know, I’m just going to send Juan Brisker anyway, even though I know it’s not him. Yeah, I just couldn’t think of Oh, it’s Chicago though. I don’t know any other Chicago DBs. Oh my god, somebody on Twitter is talking
