Chopper Major 2 at the Vines Resort

Chopper Major 2 at the Vines Resort

Good day, shoppers. Here at the Vines for the major number two. He’ll insert footage, but Joel got the job done last time making a putt on the last to beat me. Yes. Thanks very much, mate. So happy for you. Gravy was there as well. Sort of. We’re going to play the championship course, the Heineken course, as some of the punters would know it. Joel, what have you got as a price for this one? It’s always going to be hard to beat the head cover. That’s one of the best things ever. But I’ve tried and I’ve got a collectibles bag in leather diamond stitch with the royal navy blue chopper major number two. And then there’s a couple of goodies on the inside as well. So personalized chopper major number two pitch repairer. And then also this is this is pretty good as well. So chopper major number two ball marker. Oh my god. I I’m going to switch on. Uh, and I look forward to having that on the mandal piece next to the head cover. Two in a row. Well, you can go first, John. Defending champ. Absolutely. Do I go last? Yeah, mate. Right. Hole number one. 459 m par five. Very strategic. Dog leg. Bit of water at the front. You play here? Yes, but not for a while. Joel, you play this side? No. Don’t help him. We are not helping him. He’s got a trophy. I want that bag. You want that bag? Yep. I can’t do another Joel victory. I really I can’t. It’s It’s stable for two. Yeah. Sit down. It’s so short. It’ll never get there. A bunker to start with. Chicken stick on a par five. I’ve hit that. I could not have hit that any worse. Should have taken Driver. Um, have you seen that documentary where um Michael Jordan has the flu? Has the flu game? No. Oh, you’re about to see it today, mate. Oh, he he lifts. Does he? Yeah. Okay. G, you plan on scoring this game or no? Down. Down. Oh. Think that’s actually got to bounce the tree. I want that bag. That’s unreal. Yeah, that’s up there has beaten it, I reckon. Uh yeah. Yeah, but see the head cover is so so thoughtful cuz it’s always on display. Yeah. Yeah, I’ve hit that nowhere. It’s nearly gone as far as my driver, though. I’ve not hit that very far at all. How do I sound pretty good? N sound pretty good. Good day, ladies. How are we? You sound like you’re going to have 24 points. Do I? Yeah. that just draws a bit. Okay, so Joel, there’s water just down the hill. If you can’t see it, I’ll tell you, but there’s a little lake. Okay, so that’s why I hit seven on just cuz I can’t get wonder why you laid up. I’m going to pretty much try and land on one of those kangaroos. I think maybe just right of them. I didn’t think I’d be doing this this early. I’ll just go again. Oh, wow. Great strike. Oh, don’t hit a kangaroo. Oh, close. Like, if I don’t win today, I’m actually hoping Gravy gets the job done cuz he that first chopper cup, he had a he had a bad one. And uh yeah, he’s due for a good day of the golf. Today could be the day for the big fella. I got very lucky to find it. It’s not in the tree, which is good, but got a layup anyway. Just try and get on chops his ball. [Music] That’s okay. Uh 131 9. I’m happy to come up short. That’s a big yank left, mate. Oh, does that roll into the water? Oh, maybe. Pitching wedge 128. Smooth today. Smooth. Just got to get points on the board cuz you boys have a couple of shots on me. Nothing silly. The flu game. Is that a new hat? I’ve had it for a while. That was not smooth. That’s left. Stay there. Just falling off. Sketchy first hole for everyone. I’m guessing we don’t get shots on this hole. I actually don’t know. I’m I’m assuming not. It’s not not a very long par five, so I don’t think so. I’ve got 96 to the flag. Big greens at the mines, so I don’t know why I’m setting myself up for that. That’s such a stupid thing to say. Going to hit gap wedge. Oh wow. Sure, mate. I got a chip on the first hole, right? Oh my goodness, mate. That oneandered thing is just working for me. I’ll keep doing it until I get the hips with the one hand, but it’s working. Unreal. Horrible. Maybe he should try one hand. Got it. Okay. Oh, we all want this, don’t we? Calm down. Oh god. Did any of us had a P? Nope. Jeez, this is just like a wet towel fight. Yeah. Oh, these need to go in if you’re going to win today. Same old, same old. Why does it feel like we’ve had about 28 shots each? Well, because between me and you, we’ve already had 12. Yeah. Yeah. This be at least 18. I gave it too much respect, mate. Are we doing good today? Yep. Yeah. That’s a double. Anyways, what do you have then? Uh, six. Gravy is leading. Oh, no. Don’t get shot. Yeah, you do. No way. If I’d have known that, I definitely wouldn’t have flubbed one of my chips. I said before we go to his shop. I hope he does well today. All right, hole two. 361 m par 4. Going to go over water and over a couple of bunkers. Left and right. Actually, mate, it’s probably not good down the left. Tough T-shot. The early leader lefty one. Sit down. He’s going to bunker. Oh, that’s actually okay. Oh, that is almost perfect, Chief. Oh, he’s come to play. No, I’m just not feeling the best. Bit crook. Bit crook. Excuse early. Well, there’s not much wrong with that. Yeah, very good. That might be too long. Is there water down there? That was a stinger. There’s only 360, mate. It should have been too long. That’s actually very good. I can see up the top of the hill. Big head. More face. I like that. Yeah. Thoughts? No. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, cuz I know I’m going to say, “Oh, I’m going to avoid the bunker.” And I’ll just go in the bunker. Good. We got it. Beautiful. Yep. Very good. Spot on. Spot on. I feel like there’s no weight on my shoulders whatsoever. I either win and it’s incredible or I come dead last and it’s like, “Oh, that’s fair enough.” There’s nothing wrong first of all with coming dead last. You don’t reckon? Pretty bad, but just going to try and get over and get a shot. No. Oh, yeah. I got over it. Yeah. Over around. Over. That was so heavy. My wedges are so bad. 108. It’s a bit cold. I’m going to go up the club. I’m hitting a pitching wedge. I’d normally try and thin a gap wedge there, but I’m going to play smart. Got a shot on this hole. Yeah. Par 43. Love it. M. Another green. Go. Got to go so hard. Oh, it has next to the flag. You’ll have a putt. You know what? I’m on gravy’s side today. Oh, yeah. Yep. I am on gravy’s side. Just give it to him now. Yeah. Well done, mate. Well done. Just call it a giddiness. All right, we’re done. Um, okay. Crack and drive now. Just do something with it. Yeah, that’s good as well. Just cleared it. Not pretty, was it? Spaghetti man following me. Spaghetti man. That was terrible. Bloody shocker. Okay. I don’t know. Come back the other way. Stop. No. Yeah. Shot mine. Glad I watched yours. Smashed it. Raz me to go. What’s he going again for? It’s the putter, man. I’m telling you. It’s you. It’s not the putter. It’s in the vicinity of you. That a sneaky boy on the second. Oh, pick it up. Is that a five? Do we both have fives? Yeah. Oh, that’s Yours felt like more than five. Oh, come on. Just yanked it. [Applause] Go. I know. I think six. Go a six, I think. So, I won the hole. Uh, hole 12, par 4, 361 m. Couple of bunkers left and right, which are probably right in my go zone. If I can clear them, it’s only like 130 in. So, oh, far out. I’ve nearly missed the ball then. Fine. Me to go. Wow. Yeah, go for it. It’s actually not far from the front, I don’t I know, but it’s like that was not good. Tried to hit it too hard. Don’t matter. Yeah. Very good, mate. I’ll give you one thing. Do that bit. Oh, it’s in the water. Right. First hole hook. Second hole hook. What are we getting in the box of tricks? Hopefully just a just a hurry up and hit. Good swing, Gravy. Actually, let it go. Let the hands go dead. Cuz I’m not feeling well. Yeah, I’m going for you, Craig. Thank you. Thank you. It’s very I just think anyone but Joel simply. And then did you say that same thing in the car with him? Anyone but me? No, I said it on the T- box. Yeah, I’m I’m not loyal. No, neither. No, I just can’t handle the flashing it, the showing it off. And I really want this back. It is sweet, isn’t it? That he’s done well. He’s been talking it up for so long. He’s done well. Very Did I drive you, boys? Probably, mate. You’re a big big Australian man. Two warm-up holes. Now we start. We start going now. all over it. Chops. Oh no. Very good, mate. That was pretty good, eh? Yeah. Well done. Oh my goodness. I’ve got a feeling that almost jumped in. Here we go. Oh, no pressure, mate. I think we figured it out. When people do the TE’s and they push in. Yep. They should disappear. They’re the worst people in the world. I do that all the time. Yeah, I heard you hurt me. Oh, not another one. It’s long ass. That was so thin. Good group, though. Yeah, that green keeper’s just watched one hole and thought these guys are players. Yeah, he’ll he might subscribe. Someone in the group in front has had this exact part. They’ve missed the part. So hopefully I can do a little bit better. Keep going. That’s good. Down. They’re good. Gravy. I would give that good fish. He’s not my show, mate. Pick it up 100%. No one’s going to think you maybe you maybe he puts them easy. First birdie buys the beers. Yep. Damn it. He brought me up. Well done. Done. Gravy. Thank you. Wood putter sales have just gone through the roof. Are you getting a cut out of this chopper? No, but if you use the code word go gravy, you get 10% off your Woody. Um, just a rule that I want to bring into these cups. If anyone gets a hole in one winner. Yeah. Yep. Oh, yeah. I’m so glad you said that before this shot cuz it’s going in 10 points but a hole in one. Champion of champions. Yeah. Yeah. Agreed. Go on there, I think. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Let’s hit that really well. That’s too much, man. You absolutely crunch that. It’s not too much. It’s too much. How did you just flush that? I got that out the screws. I’m normally allowing for like a bit of tugging to play a bit of golf now. I think you’re too held on. Gravy’s just held on. He’s not in the market. Today’s his day, mate. I I kind of hope he is cuz the way that he played in New Zealand. Yeah, I’d give up. Yeah, I’m surprised he’s he’s come back for round two. Not good, man. If I had even just some skill with chipping, I’d probably try and chip this. Would you let me? If I was good, like if it was Becca and he said, “I let Becca do it?” Yeah. Not me. None of us in this group. Not even you. No. No. Uh, it’s not bad, mate. I don’t really know what else I could do. No. I take it on and it’s down there in the bunker. Yeah. What was that? You pick it up. Pick it up. Intense fours all round. Wow. Golfers. Absolute players. Describe. What do you say? What’s 360? 325 par 4. Very tight landing area. Trouble on both sides. So driver, you got the lead too, Gravy. I do at the moment with seven points I think. Skunk, B. Oh. Oh, please cut Yeah. Bounce the other side of the tree. I saw a puff of sand. It still could be bad, but it’s findable. It’s actually very bad. Driver is never the play at all. You don’t like driving? No. Uh, driver’s not the play. Four irons leaves me about 120 in. I don’t need I don’t want to be closer than that. That’s single figure golf right there. Not playing to it. Get right a bit. Kick right off the hill. Just kick right. About where your ball is. I was going to say it’s exactly where mine is. Yeah, but I’m safe. Oh, okay. Yeah. Shot. Very good. Very good. Never get rid of this. E. No. I’d love to ever see if there is something that would get rid of it. Like be better. You know that. Yeah. Like technology is good as these days. This does the job. Surely ask Mr. Mazuno when you go there. Oh yeah. So when this comes out, we’ll be very close to being to going to Japan. Yes, very much so. I need to practice. We need to practice. I don’t like I’d love to know like what courses we’re playing and stuff, but like it’s not like maybe by now if we know just like a quick like Oh yeah, maybe. And also this one. Oh, maybe. Hey, how good does this one look? Can I give a tip to you choppers? Hit it into a GU area, mate. Well done. Go get it. Y 136 m. It’s further than I wanted it to be. Uh wind in uphill eight iron. Anywhere on the dance floor will be good. I tried to hit a draw then and it’s worked and it means it’s going to go long. Oh no just back edge I think. Do you like that chopper? That was a draw. I threw the leg back mate. A little bit of hands as well. Yeah, a little bit trotting. Not good to be fair. The GUI comment come to bite me in the bum. Uh had to drop this side because rules. And uh now I’ve got to go over this bush. Tell us where it goes. Chopper. Don’t think we need him. He’s just over there somewhere. All right. 99. Green’s got like this big hole in the middle, but we’re going straight at the flag. Come on. 54. Smoothie. Smoothie. I, Ron Chopper, need to start practicing. It’s getting ugly, isn’t it? I’m in a rut. I am in a rut with my golf. The flu, you know. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That’s right. I’m fine. It’s the flu. I don’t know if you should sit in the car. Oh, wow. I thought that was really good. Oh [ __ ] I got the yips. Oh. Oh no. I want to throw and snap all my clubs in my bag right now. The yips are here. Actually, that would have been the worst part you ever seen. That’s not good either, isn’t it? No. I’ll come good choppers. I always come good. Oh, okay. Might be on the 17th, but I’ll I’ll come good. Oh, mate. You’ve hit one here, Joel. This will probably be the best look I have at birding today. I assume. I think it’s slightly left to right inside the cup. so bad. I healed that. Yeah. Well done. Yeah. Cheers. Yours is good. Chopper. Oh, four times. Right. Reset. I’m falling behind, aren’t I? Big time in the points. Points are about here right now. That’s my head. Joel. Gravy. Gravy still leads or is it pretty close? Don’t know. I’m nowhere near. I’ll fire up. 385 m par four. Probably the toughest on the course I reckon from memory. Got to get in play. Aim at the bunker on the left on the green. Let’s give that a crack. Stay there. Did it go in? Might have. Yeah. This is tough. Even if I get driver away, I’m still got like 160 in. I think I came to the Heineken one year and Adam Scott was in that bunker on a practice round and he hit like this far. No way. I still remember I was like 11. What’s he What’s he doing hitting it in that bunker though? Well, they played from the men’s tea. Men’s. Yeah, that’s good. Yep. Threaded the needle. Sure, mate. Very good. Thanks, mate. play one in a row. That twist face is coming in very handy. Where where do you reckon? Where do you reckon I got it? I reckon that hit like there is actually a grass mark there. Um, we also need to play the last round of my uh public courses. Yep. Have we locked in anywhere? Well, I thought Maillands. People in person know that that’s another one of the public tracks everyone plays. Yep. I thought that’s a fitting end to my uh to the four rounds. 195. Did not hit that first one. Well, I’m going to hit a five iron. And if this goes on the green, I’ll be stoked. This is smooth. Go left a bit. Oh, you got it there. You certainly got it there. Okay, now the next bit. Hit the fairway. First one, I think. 15 about 158 to be honest. Uh 7 just middle of the green. It’s not the middle of the green. go in the track. I don’t know. I was looking. Yeah, I’m not sure. It either went straight in or it’s long. And if it’s long, it’s on a road. That is one thing that I’m so thankful for in WA that very rarely do we have to just use car parts. 144 eight on Just to the right of it. Shot, mate. I’m never taking I’m never taking that flag on like great shot. Just safe. And three putt from there. Oh man, just the wrong side of that slope. All right. You sound rough as guts. Yeah, I feel rough. I’ll perk up. Maybe I’ll tell you what would help. A couple of these putts going in. I think we’re going to take a couple of beers. See, even that’s not sounding good to me. I’d probably try medication before you wait for the birdie putts. Yeah. Okay. I could miss the chance to win the cup. I’m going to miss the chance to win the cup. You should try and qualify for the Waterberry Open. Waterberry. Good points. Well done. I need points badly. Keep going. Just got to hit it, man. Yeah, that’s good. Oh, gravy. You decide. Gravy. Oh, yeah. That’s good. I want to hear those dirty little words come out of your mouth. It’s good. There you go. That’s good. Gravy gets a shot here, too. Do I get a shot? Yeah. So, do I actually I reckon you do. Yeah. Come on. Is that a four? No, it’s five. Five for two. Four for three for me. I think you and I a level up. I got I’m I’m recording here. I’m the cameraman. I reckon you got more points now than you did at Arrow Town. Well, so I remember because I edit in Arrow Town. I had eight points after nine holes. Bloody hell. I’m on track to beat you. So I feel your pain. Ah. All right. The the thing. He is. He is. But form is temporary. Class is permanent. Yes. And I’m class. Is that where you’re going with that? Yeah, kind of. Thanks, man. Hole 16, par 3, 159 m. Got bunkers all around it. You got water very short as well, so slightly into wind. I’m going to hit six bunker. I’m not sure. Go, go, go. Get up. Almost on. How short was that? No, it’s on. What did you zap? 159. Yeah, we both said 159. Yeah. What did it go long? It’s on. Just a long cut as you as you got as in you’ve gone long. Yeah, I hit seven. Scongy though. Bit of a sc towy, but I think I’m in the bunker. I’m between five and six just cuz that wind. Maybe I’ll try and just hit a smooth five. You’re good at smoothies. Nope. The wind’s died off for me. It’s a six iron. Straight in the hole. We all go home. Zoom in on the flag. No, it’s left of it, but it’s good. Oh, where is it, mate? It’s It’s short. But I was going to say I can’t see it, so it must be short. I can’t see it, man. I hit a draw deliberately. Never ever in my life did I think I’d aim over water and bunkers. So, probably about 3 or 4 months ago at Wembley, you just taught me how to hit a snap ball cuz I’d never made the ball work from right to left in my life. That’s the way to go as well. Um, for those who slice it, it’s great. It’s short. Don’t try and learn to hit a draw. Learn how to go the other way too much and then you you can become the bloke in the middle or the woman in the middle. Whatever floats your boat. Anyone watching? Yeah. Yeah. Uh, it does look gross, mate. And bad luck. Looks disgusting. Not going to get any relief out of you two. Don’t know whose ball that is, but whoever it is left those. Bless you. [Music] Not bad, mate. I’ll take that. Well done. That’s pretty good for me. Well done, mate. What you thinking? Need tissue. Okay. It’s the sling. Oh, nothing. That’s not good. I saw that coming. So did I. Yeah. Well done. Good three, mate. Oh, that was a bit shaky. All right, two pars. You see it doing much? I’m not telling. Got it. Oh my goodness gracious me. I’m telling you, man. When you have the line, this thing just does it for you. How you weren’t able to use it, it’s paid for itself. I’m okay from that length. It’s the close-up ones. Yeah, true. What is going on? That’s a sandy flaggy. Oh, the wood. Sandy flagy woody cuz technically I my ball hit wood from this hole as well. Come on. Give me some of that. That is That’s a great Well done. Thank you. Running away with another one, man. Never in my life did I think you’d be the one to be last to have a birdie. What’s that makeup? Zinc, mate, I know it’s not really hot and sunny, but I get windb burn. And this stops the windb burn. Want some? I don’t want to put my finger in that right now. I’m not in a good Where was your finger been? I don’t It’s a long path for the driver. You still got like 130ish in. I think you pretty much aim at those bunkers. Hey, like you don’t want to go anywhere left at all. Yeah, I’ll be aiming at the bunkers. I’m just having a pop. I need to like I can’t just sit back and I’m having a crack now. I’m having 10 points or I’m having 20. Welcome to the to the darkness. Any anyone from Quinana watching in the comments tell me if he won’t put this in, will he? No. Oh no. Oh no. I’ll find it. There’s not much wrong with that, Ronald. As good as it gets, mate. This probably as good as I can hit a drive. Then smoking a pancake. Yeah. Ball. Great ball. Thank you. Oh, perfect. Very good. 143. I know it’s not very windy, but it’s enough to like play. Cover the bunker. Get over. Yeah. Very good, mate. Yep. High probably getting better. I’m thinking like a golfer. This is weird as I hate that I take it this serious though. that that uh play it as it lies please mate. It’s not good mate. You a good drive and you get that uh 84 I think. Oh no. Is that okay? Yeah. Yeah. Chopper liked it. Right. Good drive. Come on Ron. at the start now. All right, little plate. We’re putting for birdie. That’s a nice change for birdie. Do I get a shot here? Don’t care. Probably. Bang. I have to hold mine from the stairway. Bang. Well done, man. Cheers, man. I’m happy for you. Flag in. Fall in. Come on, John. I just knew it was never going to turn in that much. Pick it up. You put so much pressure on me. Pick it up. How am I meant to compete with that? car, you loser. I reckon I didn’t gain anything there. You probably both got a shot. Oh, let me have a look. He’s just kicked ahead there. Yeah. Right. Five par 5 18 440 m racking hole. There’s an unreal photo in the clubhouse of um Freddy Couples in the bunker on the right hitting like a fairway wood with grand stands around the screen. Wow. And when you get up there, have a look at the shot he was trying to play, too. Ridiculous. Okay. Kraken Hall. You can actually go left, I think, but I’ve never done it. Oh, gravy. Having a lash, mate. It’s good to see. Big power John Ram fade from the big gone all of 212 m. Yeah, but down the middle. Yeah, very good. I’d bite your arm off of that shot. That’s safe. Oh, I thought I sniped it left. Get down the hill. Go. That’s safe. Well done. Right. Should thin just I thought you intentionally kept it low. No, I just thinned it. Oh, good. I thought I Get away. Get away. Get away. Freddy Couples. Got to be Freddy Couples. Now I got to take fairway wood out of the bunker. Call me Freddy. It’s really nice white sand. Uh, I just have to take nothing more than 140 m, otherwise it’s water. I also want to make sure I clear this bunker right in front of me. Lovely, mate. Yeah. Well done. So much sand in my eyes. Very good. 220. But it’s into the wind all over the water. But the layup’s like not good either. You either go for it or hit a wedge, Jo. Yeah, I think a pitching wedge. I think that’s all in. Maybe nine iron. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] Oh, I’ve just hit that 9 about 80 m. Yeah. 181 into the wind over water. Having a crack cuz I need to two iron. No, I got four. Flush. Bloody hell. This four iron’s small. Well done, mate. Oh, that came out low. Bit thin. Wow. A little bit. Just I picked it off the turf. Little veggie miter. I’ll be taking full advantage of whoever’s further away has to hit first. Oh, that is some gravy. Yeah, I really want to know what this is doing windwise. I’m going to hit seven on 121 m. I’m going to hit seven. Okay. pin looks like it’s right at the front. Okay, please go. Uh, he must have fatted that. There’s no way that he’s hit a proper seven iron then. Um, I’m going to take an eight iron and just so happy to be long. Y I’d rather be up there and three putt than in the water and pick up. All good things. It’s just it’s actually like a full eight for me. [Music] Very good, mate. See, and if I take a n iron, spinny wind, it’s not good. Yeah. Wasn’t a good shot. No one talk about it. [Music] Probably could have done with being that aggressive on the other shot. Oh, Nelly bit. Yeah, good for mate. Well done. All right. Birdie birdie finish. Just doesn’t turn. It’s exactly the line I wanted. You do putt well with that. Bigger up. Nice nine, mate. Thank you, mate. It would have been just a nice little cherry on top of the birdie. Too much up. Well done. Too early for a beer. They do good sausages here, mate. I think sausage. I don’t know. 353. I think we play two and then we move to the other side. Championship course. I don’t know. About to draw. Feeling pretty good. Made a birdie. Here we go. Remo. I didn’t see it land. Straight down the gut. Move, mate. It’s a good spot. Whoa. Might squeeze past it on the other side. I think so. I think that’s fine. Had a light bounce left. Oh, that was a big pull. Try to give it a bit, you know. Cravy. Straight in the pot. Got to be in it. Yeah, I think so. I think straight into it. Actually got stop bouncing the cart and gravy. I can’t. What do you want me to do? Repave the bloody path. Just stay on it. How about that? Somehow I’ve only had two over that nine with what I really. Yeah, I know. With what I was doing at the start. My goodness. Two birdies help. It does. 141 8 iron. A little bit of wind. Plenty of green to the right. Ron, use it. What did I say? What did I say? Where’d that go? Oh my goodness. That held on. Did it. Here’s a shot I don’t have in the bank. I’m going under. I’m going over. Going round. A low hook eight iron. Trying to take about 40 off it. Oh, he’s done well. Oh, I’m getting a clap. You know when you hang around with someone for long enough that Yeah, that you that’s you. You do that 10 times out of 10. A good [ __ ] This is where one Andy comes in lucky. Eh, like the only other option is I go like that. Any advice? I mate, don’t fall in. Little nipper as well. Done. Well, shot up. Get up. Go. Genuine. Yeah. Yeah. Stay stand normal. Yeah. Stay normal. I’m going to come outside here. Not that I actually care, but that I blamed Joel for that. Did you stand normal? No. Why didn’t you? If you’d stood normal, you actually wouldn’t have been standing on my line. Controversy. Tries to be nice and then stands on my line. Oh, he’s doubling down. You missed a part. Expect anything else. Some people just don’t listen. Oh, he’s still going. You palms don’t listen, eh? Oh, he’s still going. Oh, now cut that. Pop that. All right. All right. Bit of tension here and I’m not involved. Never mind. Hug it out, boys. I reckon hug it out. Wedges. No. Over here. Need wedges. Right. 322 m par 4. You and Gravy. You going to hug it out or what? I don’t think there’s other bits, mate. All good. Us Greeks and uh English have tough blood, mate. Right. Go. It’s not come out the middle whatsoever, but it’s okay. Just roll a million. Wow. Not good, but straight. Not complaining. 322. Can’t get there. Just get as close as I can to the shot, mate. Sound bucket. A man, that’s got to sit hard. I think that’s gone. your ball like had about two like two dimples in the tea box. He was so close to being over as well. Oh, you’re going to go at him again? No. What’s your deal, mate? Are we trying to win or or we all just want to each other? I don’t want to lose a friend. First time hitting the Qi35 3-wood on your channel. Anyways, I’ve sniped it a fair few times on mine. Thanks to our good friends at Golf Box. Golf Box, mate. Absolute best in the game. Now, watch this. Yeah, maybe I’ll cut that bit out if this is no good. He just topped it. Why is he putting this in there? Good. Yeah, it’s exactly what I wanted, but a little bit flarey. Good thing it didn’t go straight cuz that was OB. Yeah. Did you not get a bite of it? I had two bites in this sausage roll. I’ve got a cold sausage roll and a magpie. Stolen it, mate. Oh, come on. That thing’s going to have the flu now. Wasn’t with me and birds. Gravy’s sort of slipping a bit here. He’s all right. And he’s all right. Gravy’s found his ball. And it’s all right. Got to hit it into the bush. Uh got lucky, mate. Got lucky. There it is. And it’s all right. And my car isn’t even fast enough to cheat. So, yeah, that was good. Uh 125. Got to go over a bunker out of the rough. Nine. Go. All right, dude. It’s out to the right. That’s okay. Don’t actually know where that fish is. I lost me sausage roll. What? Crow got me sausage roll. Had two bites of it. Nothing’s going for you today, is it? I deserve a win. Come on. 123. It’s the same as what I had on on the last nine. And it’s a front pin, so I’m happy to go long. Hopefully not too long. Otherwise, it’s a bad putt. But let’s have a hit. Oh, I’ve knifed it and it’s going to work. Oh, it’s going to come down. Where is it? Come on, man. Is it the back? Yeah, it’s coming down. Left side of the flag. Oh my goodness, man. That is so lucky. I’m sick of it, honestly. You’re sick of it. I know. Oh, nice low one. Wow. I hope it’s not close cuz I cuz I yipped the zoom. Crazy. That’s horrible. Lie, too. And he’s going to get no relief from me. You’re getting nasty. Well, I wanted him to win, but I didn’t think I was going to be this close. If you were sat in the mud, I’ i’d let you have relief, but you’re on a tougher grass. That’s fine, mate. Is that fair? That’s all good. Do you want relief? No, I mean, of course I want relief, but I don’t I don’t deserve it. If you want relief, I’ll give it you. Go on then. You see that sort of kick forward like a horse forward spin. Hold on. [Music] Little foot every now and then. My heart went. [Applause] Take it up. That was slippery. Yeah, it was. That’s good. All right. Bogey two pars. Joel’s sort of a bit of a runaway lead, I think. Two points. Uh, not sure. Trying not to think about it. Let’s add him up. Concentrate. Scoreboard now. Oh, yeah. Oh, you don’t say. He’s got threewood. Yeah. See, 541 m. It’s the third hole on Alen Brook, which is 12th hole for us. Is it 10 11? Yeah, 12. Um, it’s super tight. Par five. Like, you kind of need to see the ball land otherwise it’s game over. Is that about right, Chopper? I doubt I don’t know actually. I’m being honest. I actually don’t know either. You’re playing nasty buggers, are we? I’m not. There’s only one nasty bugger here. Cravy. Cravy. Oh, that’s too much. Oh, no. Listen. That’s dead. You never look comfy. Sit down. Sit down. A sit down. Not the faint I was hoping for. We’re falling apart here. We’re falling apart. This is that stringing 18 holes together. Do you know what? Bloody rough. That just the practice thing. So good. Always does. You’d be plus three if there was no ball. I reckon. Not good. Actually, not too bad, Gravy. Yours isn’t good. What’s that? Yours isn’t good. No, it’s yours worth. Oh, what are you reckoning? Oh my word. I mean, I just hope there’s not another bunker there. I asked Chopper if I can snap these branches cuz it’s a dead tree. And he said within reason. And the reason is is I want to get it out. So, and I’ve actually got a purpose. You got like There’s literally nothing stopping you swinging. No. Oh, no. Did it get caught in the next one or did it get through? I just fatted it, man. For no other reason than I’ve just probably not going to win this hole anyways. I’m just going up through that gap. There’s no gap, but I’m going through it. Straight through the gap, Gravy. That is perfect, man. Well done. Oh, that’s so good. What do you got, Gra? 212, mate. Oh, get over. Get over. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh, sit down. Oh, sit down. It’s not how I drew it up, but it’s up there. What are you here for? I’m here for three. Bless you. I definitely don’t want to go long. 10. I got a like a 110 club, and it’s windy, so I’m going to take my 100ish club. Come up short. Yep. Yeah. Wa. That’s a Yeah, you’ll roll your ankle in that. That’s bad, man. Love and run. The flop and run. Yes. Very good. Pretty good, eh? Yep. That’s a 10 out of 10. Lovely bit of touch there, Gravy. Well done, mate. I can’t believe I left that short then. That is so stupid. How’s that not her? That’s good. Gravy go. Sandy birdie one putt. Very good. Tight. Very good. Getting tight at the top. We’re all concentrating too much and there’s like not much humor or fun or Yeah. That’s not what this video is about though, John. Yeah. This is a bit of golf today. We’re trying to see who can win the cup. The prizes are so good. And a 200 m par three coming up, lovely. The prizes are so good. Yeah. You concentrate. I very much am concentrating. Yeah. Sorry, guys. It’s going to be like this for the rest of the game. There’s been some good golf as well though, so I can’t really complain too much. They I will. Okay. 183 m par three. Going to go a six. Just back myself in to flush it. Okay. SC the crap out of that. [Music] [Applause] Oh, that’s going to be a great bunker shot. Five. Very quiet. Bloody serious here. All striking today. Ollie. Mine. Yeah. Well, that’s That’s you teaching me just to not get all the way up high. Just keep it somewhat controlled. And that’s a tough pin. 185 m to a pin that’s only 2 m on the green. Look at that hill. You can’t see how steep that hill is. I’m so glad if I knew the hill was like that. I probably would have gone a four iron. I would putt this every single day of the week up until I’ve been practicing one-handed. Hey, I’ll let you know whether I’ve made the right decision or not soon. Mate, that is actually incredible. It’s crazy. Hey, it’s just like good chipping. It’s not like just getting it around the ground. I’m actually It’s good. You’re a good chipper. You’re a good chipper. I am a good chipper. Any thoughts from there, mate? What? Wow. Bouncy, bouncy. Go, go, come on. Pick it up, mate. Bubble. Just the stock standard. Short, leaky, weak. I could do it missing this. Yeah. Massive up and down. Massive up and down. Never ever ever would I ever chip from there. Get up and down. It’s the difference, man. Like, it opens up so much. There’s other people out there that have the yips. Go and see a professional. Don’t take advice from me, actually. But try oneanded. Try oneanded. Did you do that onehanded? Yeah. Like nipped it. Absolutely spot on. uh 345 m path board dog leg right positional one you can’t take I don’t think you can take driver here it’s very much get one in play and leave yourself about I don’t know 130ish in ideally I think 140 oh no that’s the last way I want it to go and oh seen it kick dead I was going to say it could be all right yeah I seen it fall it’s between trees and bunkers um I’m going to need a five One just down the cuts. Yep. Small. I think that’s a fight. Oh, try and do it. I think in the pot. Yeah. The only spot. I just try not to go. Right. I’m behind. Joel can’t win this. When I’m getting up and down, man. Well, that’s when you know we’re in a cursed universe. Oh, he doesn’t want it. He doesn’t like it. Oh, did Yeah. I hate that it’s Well, I hate that it’s coming down to the wire again. Like, I’d rather someone just gas it. Like what you what you did in New Zealand was selfless. Yes. Make it or break it. If this pays off, I’m happy to be in like one of the front side bunkers, but I’ve got to hit a 9 iron. Going under. I’m going over. Eight iron’s not getting over it. Nine’s a push. Oh, grabbed on that bit of grass. Oh, nicked the last bit. If that didn’t hit that, that was in the hole. 121 power cut out of a bunker. Yep. Love it. It’s cuz you’re rushed, mate. It found it. It’s not great. If there was a shot that kind of summed up whether or not I’ve got a chance here, this is it. Oh, crazy. It was so thick, mate. Oh, how I actually hit the C shot, mate. Too far. Too far. Straight down the pipe. I’m going to bump a six iron. Hopefully off the car path. Oh, he’s done it. Where’d it go? Oh, it’s rolled over the back. I did everything I wanted to. We’ll be picking that one up. We’re probably about to go here. Oh, and then I chunk it, man. So confident over that. pick it up, mate. Still want to go to point. Oh, why? What happened to you? I don’t know. I was playing in the woods, mate. Bunker top. I went for the, you know, the Tiger Woods where he slices a pitching wedge. Oh, yeah. I don’t have that shot. Par four. Don’t know how far it is, but just swoops beautifully. It’s nice little valley. Bit of von bonville to this one. Bit of brook water. Oh yeah. Nice echo off this shot when I mush it down the guts. Oh, slowed it down. The bunk up his left is no good. Can I just say that? Thanks. It’s your big tip. I got a shot on that hole. If I take my time in that putt, it was a six for one. I’d line it up. Yeah. Oh, what is going on, man? [Applause] A get a good light. If we guys hit the tree and literally come down sides for like this side of it. We’ve been talking about anyone but Joel for this, but honestly, if you come through and win it. No, not the hell out. I’ve been nice to everyone. I’ll find the first one. It’s about 220. I just have to keep it low. Four iron off the back foot. Hopefully a little draw. Oh [ __ ] I’ll go again. Oh my god, that missed that tree, mate. That literally took bark off of that, mate. Hate all this. That missed that boat. Oh my god. All right, 197. Long way to go. Oh, I’m on. I think left’s not great here. But it’s not great, but it’s going in a straight line and it’s running. And I think, mate, it is actually on the green. And it’s getting closer to the hole. And somehow I have a birdie p. Dirty dog. All right, mate. Here we go. Oh. That’s fine. At least I’m like not, you know, not letting my emotions get to me or anything. But like a PJ tour player. Cool. You’re a bit of a John Ram. Yeah, I’d love something to smash right now. Honestly, I might go on the CR. Very lucky with that one. Trundled along sort of third of the way up the green. Unfortunately, the pins at the back. I have hit that out of the toe. It’s not bad, but still almost got there. Good Moi. He just had a go. A cheeky Very good. What a stupid game. Jeez. Oh, I was off that angry. I think it’s a six, man. That is the dirtiest four. Well done, mate. Ever. Wowee. Yuck. Yeah. Do you know how far it is? No idea. Do you know what hole it is? Wouldn’t have a clue, mate. I think it’s hole 16 and it’s a certain number of meters. It’s uphill and I can’t see the rest of the hole and I don’t remember it. So, just hold I assume. Just hold. Just caught a tree and I don’t know what’s over there. What’s over the right? Right. I think if we calculate correctly, the scores are 28, 28, 27. We make it exciting. It’s not pretty, but it’s exciting. I’ve just had two a triple and a double. You’re winning on count at the moment. I think if I could hit a fairway, this you I would have finished this ages ago. Drive job. Cut, cut, cut, cut. That’s got to be all right, doesn’t it? It has to be, mate. If that’s not good, there’s no justice in the world. Yeah, you can go and get. Oh, wrong. I dropped I accidentally dropped my club in your back swing. Did you hear it? No. Had enough going in my head. Just white noise. As soon as I start my back swing, it’s white noise. I should have lined I made a couple of silly errors through a motion. Unlike me. I mean, this is this is outside my wheelhouse. This type of hook. 139 back of the stance. Oh my goodness. Down there somewhere. That’s pretty bloody good, mate. Yeah. I’m expecting a bit of a flyer. Is it in side? It’s in. I’m going to go eight. Oh, hold it. Don’t know. Very back. I think the very very back. All right. Not an excuse, but I just watched Joel’s and I definitely want a nine iron now, but I’ve got the eight. Oh, well, I could have hit a seven or a six or a five or whatever I wanted. And yes, strike it like that. speed better gravy. Well, what compared to the piss missile that earlier on? Yeah. Did all right to get to here. Right. Big up and down. If I can do this big kick. I don’t know what I was playing for. Hey, pretty good. I gotten very lucky here. I took a eight iron and hit a pull draw hook. It probably should have just been a 9 iron, but happy to be here. That’s fine. I’m going to try and I’m going to try and come inside of your marker. Oh, wow. Sit. Sit. That’s good. I thought it was actually going to keep coming, but once it gets to the top, it just goes down. hard cuz you got to go for it. Then if you miss, you leave yourself this crap. Oh. Oh, no. Don’t do that. No, that wasn’t me. Did you see that? I did. Thank you. I did. That went so hard. left. Oh, that’s big. That’s big. Well done. Yeah. Like I hate pros that do that. That did it. That did it. It did it. Oh, not a Tommy Fleetwood. It was It was shocking, mate. That far 150. I’ll go and get out the way. Okay, you’re assuming my role. Just right of the flag. Just right of the green. Oh, okay. It’s 150, but middle of the green is absolutely fine. Long right is even better. Good. Yeah. Long right is okay. So so over hitting it fat. Are you feeling um a bit miserable? Yeah, you are. Well, I that short part I didn’t I just bounced. Now I’m Yeah, it’s it’s tough, man. Like I’ve those two holes where I I just had a triple and a double. I’ve just never wanted to just leave so bad. Like this game just does it to you. It’s so frustrating because like I know we’re actually on YouTube for entertainment purposes and we’re just taking this so serious. I just want to play. I hate it, man. I reckon this is the last one we do. Well done on your No. No. Don’t celebrate early. Too early, mate. Well done, mate. Get out. That is so good, man. Yeah, I’ve still got to go to physio tomorrow, though. Come on. Something just something good for the day coming up here. Not bad. Bit of rupoo help that. Yeah. Bit of light res. Wow. Magp. Ultimate magp. You magp it. Is that good? P it. There you get up. Same every week. Gross, man. Well done, Gravy. You’ve kept your nose in it here. So, what you got two shot lead down the last? Yep. No shots. Who’s your money on, folks? Who’s your money on? Will Joel go back to back or will I convert my mini major into a major? Are you still claiming that? I have to. You literally edited it and I just I was barely in it. I won. Right, far five, 477 m. I need to hold this. Uh, I’m out of it now. Terrible last couple of holes. 28 points, 33 and 31. Two points between the boys. If I get an Alba, do I win? Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I’ll give you the win with the Alba. Okay. Look out. Look out. Don’t worry about it. I mean, there might be some birds over there, but I don’t think there’s an albatross. I am going to need to practice. My golf game is in a bad spot. If there’s ever a moment I’ve wanted to hold a fairway, it’s right now. This is where I step up in the big moments, man. You’d think I’d hit first and then say that. Wow. Very good, mate. Great ball. Part one done. Oh man, my heart rate is gone, man. Like crazy. I think I just got the alert. I bet there. Come on, Gravy. Seek advice. Seek metalic attention. He started calling triple zero. Wow. The boys. Good ball. Oh, this is good to watch. At least I’m happy for you boys. Ah, well done, Gravy. One was going, mate. I’ll be honest. I’ll meet you boys at the green, eh? One good thing comes out of this. No matter what, one of us takes it out. Exactly. Isn’t it just so ironic that Chopper just never wins. Can’t even win his own major. He beat me in the mulligan challenge, but that’s just a gimmick game. It doesn’t really count. There’s no prize. I don’t remember a prize for that. I cannot hit driver off the deck. I can’t do it. 277. Come on. I also can’t get there. To be fair, even if it drive the deck, I ain’t getting there. So, let’s just be sensible. Hold on a bit. Or go left. Gravy. Yeah, it’s far enough left. Yeah. I don’t know what’s down there, but it’s fine. Are you going to play it? Yeah. I’ll just smack one to finish. Looks awesome. Okay, thanks for watching. Subscribe to the channel. Let’s see how these boys go. I am not going in there to get there. I’m cold. Got the flu and I’m golf. I think I’ve still got like 250 or something like that. Can’t get there. I’m going to try and rope a five iron draw around the tree line and leave me about 80 90 in. Yep. I don’t think I’ve ever drawn this five iron. So, what a time to try. shot. Very good job. I was very happy just to hit that snap hook like you taught me. It’s better to snap and then be there. There’s ever a time you hole one gravy now. Yeah, I know. I got find it. I’m going to put myself down for a while on that one. Thanks for having us involved, mate. It’s always a pleasure. It’s been great. It’s been a hoot. 88 m straight into the teeth. Can’t go long. The wind’s hurting. I’m going to take a 54, which is about my 100ish club. Just a nice smooth swing. Happy to be on the dance floor. Straight out the flag. Oh, I’ve chunked it and I nearly popped me thumb out. It’s on the green. He’s been kissed today, hasn’t he? That hurt my wrist. Yeah, I nearly dislocated my thumb. Like, I felt my thumb start to pop out then. What a difference. Yeah. I want you to hold it. Okay. So, 80 m rubbish lie. Come on. What? Oh, you wanted me to help you? Yeah. God, you’d go just a 50 inside a inside a 10ft circle would be well well played from here. Please be good. Oh, come on. Oh, it’s stayed up there. Hasn’t I spin back? I’ve got a birdie putt. If I birdie the last and lose, fair enough. Well, two putts get the job done. If I three putt, it’s and he holds it. And he holds it. We do the whole day again. Go again. You reckon? So you have a chance. I just need a two putt. I just need a two putt. Go gra. You make this and he misses. Two tie. All tie. We come back and we do it all over again. Uh, so is that what it is? But yeah, cuz I’ I’d like to know the full ramifications before I smash this 10 foot p. Apart from the line and length, that was not bad. So that’s it. Oh, well done, Jolly. Well done. Well done. Thank you very much, mate. Thank you, mate. Thanks for watching. Sorry I wasn’t part of it the last couple of holes. Chop a major winner, Joel. Do you want to hold it just a little bit? Feel what it was like. I think it’s a like um I think it might be kangaroo fur on the inside as well. Yeah, it’s quite nice. Look at that. Couple of goodies, mate. That’s a greens. I don’t need that one. Well done, mate. What’s the next prize going to be? I got to figure out, don’t I first? Your turn. Gravy. I reckon it’s your turn. I’m happy to have a go. Yeah. Speech. Let’s get into the beers. Yeah. I’ll [ __ ] turn you off. Heat. Hey, Heat. [Music]

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