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Guys, you carried me last week. Thank you for.
That, yeah, that’s what’s heavy lifting, baby.
That’s what we, me and Bazola do represent.
Pat swept the board the week before, I think so.
I mean, it’s listen cyclical over the we’re going to have ups
and downs over the the course of the year, but that’s nice to
can. We go 3 and O Bazola.
No, no. Oh, I tell all my.
Picks. I can’t see the.
I can’t see the fonts. I know I had Denver.
I know I had Frank Falcon who was the 3rd.
You had the you had The Jets. On Monday night.
As as a gold, silver, bronze, as a gold you had.
You had The Jets as a gold pick. Really.
That’s why I told you no mineral like gold, silver, bronze.
It’s fucking 1 mineral to me. I don’t care how much gold sells
on the market. I’m a bronze guy.
I’m a fucking. I’m like those guys who steal
copper out of air conditioners. I don’t give a fuck.
Just picks. Yeah, anyway, I can’t.
I mean, like, honestly, jets as gold, but I went two and one,
right. Pat was Frank Falcon there?
Yeah, yeah, Rob. And Cam, both went two and one.
I went one and two. Fortunately, I remain undefeated
on silver picks because Philly jumped up to that giant lead and
was just able to hang on to the very last second.
Rob, in retrospect, you had Minnesota -2 I like Minnesota.
A lot of people, Everyone basically, except for Cust love
Minnesota. And he was right about
Pittsburgh. What?
What happened there? I don’t know, honestly, I I
think it kind of spiralled pretty early in that game with
like offensive lineman going down Brian O’Neill.
O’Neill got hurt in the first quarter, but that was a weird
one because the Steelers offense like looked functional at the
beginning of the game and I didn’t really expect that.
But yeah, I don’t know. Bad, bad play, move on.
It’s a meaning camp. Talk about this all the time.
The NFL, like on a weekly basis. You you could get a a terrible
effort from a team, you could get a great effort.
You don’t know it’s ups and downs, but people who are just
like reacting to one week I. Think what it is Rob people, you
you react to one week you’re dead.
And I’ll tell you one thing like an angle that you don’t need
like a database for is I like taking teams that got smoked the
week before Seattle smoked New Orleans.
New Orleans gave Buffalo the fight of their lives.
The Patriots look like shit. Then they go in there and
absolutely murder Carolina. Like simple things like I almost
think Pat, that’s a capping tool.
You look at a team that got murderer.
Oh, they’re horrible. Then the next week they come and
went out right or or there as a 15 point dog almost win a game.
So I’m going to say you’re going to win more.
It doesn’t win all the time, but you’re going to win more than
you lose playing that game. I I blew our teaser as well
because the Chargers lost to the Giants.
No fun. Good old, good old Jackson Dart,
right? It’s just a part.
The Chargers were due for one of like the the charger.
That’s what the Chargers used to do all the time.
Hey, man, we’re feeling good. Let’s go on the road against a
shit team and like, like lay an egg.
That’s what This is why Jeff goes nuts with this team.
They don’t take care of business on the road.
They like they win games. They’re very similar to the
Bills. They kind of play to the level
of their opponents. They when when there’s a good
team, they show up. When there’s a shit team, they
have to grind out a win or lose, right?
Yeah, I mean until the playoffs for the Bills and.
Then I thought, the Patriots for my silver pick, our gold pick.
Anyway, whatever. I was all over them last week
against my cats too so. Yeah, we caught.
We caught that in the fastest 60 seconds.
We did. We did.
We caught every pick that you had last week, as we will this
week. Because as yes, you will
forever. Rob, you are a beneficiary of
when we did the show and hey, that’s the value of shopping for
the best number you can get because you had Vegas plus 1
1/2, they cover that number by 1/2 point.
They went off at minus 1 1/2, which they would have lost.
I mean, if only I had bet more plus 1 1/2 myself than money
line, I would have felt a lot better after watching the end of
that game where Pete Carroll two more gum Pete while you’re there
settling for a 55 yard field goal like everyone in the world
knows you’re going to run the ball up the middle with Gente on
that third down. Like would it kill you to run
like a bootleg or some play action?
Pete Carroll versus Dallas in the playoffs.
Run, run, pass, run, run, run, pass, run, run, pass.
Never change. By the way, I’ll apologize to
you guys. Geno Smith was so ass in that
game. The Raiders should have won that
game by 40. He threw 3 picks early.
Max Crosby’s a one man gang. He could have robbed a bank by
himself with his hands. Like he actually throwing Caleb
Williams down, Throwing offensive lineman around like
they’re trash, making pippin balls, making picks, and this
fuck stick throws 3 picks inside the 50.
What the fuck. Always rob on the other side of
the field too. Like the Raiders should have won
that game. Pat, I’m not not even
bullshitting you by three touchdowns plus.
They ran for 240 yards, they finally were able to run the
ball, and then this guy Gino gave it.
I’ll say something the Seahawks GM is very good at, like he cut
Russ just in time when Russ was starting to go downhill.
Looks like maybe the same thing happened with Gino.
Seems like that Seahawks GM really knows how to get off
quarterbacks before they’re about to tank.
Because Geno looks like shit with the Raiders.
He says no, maybe. I don’t know.
You guys talk about indoor Geno, outdoor Geno.
All I know is the guy can’t see half the time, like, but what?
But once in a while he’ll have a game where he throws for like
460 and he’s hitting bombs. Like, the inconsistency of Geno
Smith is one of life’s mysteries.
Like the caramel secret, even though it’s just chocolate,
caramel and another layer of chocolate.
On it’s not much of A secret. But I know they made it as kids.
I’m like, what’s the secret? But yeah, it’s a, it’s called
Molds of Sweets. Yeah, I get it.
The the saddest part about the Raiders, and you can kind of
throw the Bengals and the Ravens and the Texans into this mix
too, is that, look, if they were, there’s multiple teams
like missing a bunch of guys on the offensive line.
Like the Chargers are now getting decimated down their
best two offensive lineman. Becton’s been out as well.
They’re playing three offensive lineman down.
The Buccaneers have been doing that, The Panthers have been
doing that, the Browns have been doing that, the Dolphins have
been doing that. But those lines are like kind of
missing one guy, and they’re still absolutely terrible going.
Into last week, the Raiders online was healthy.
They lost Colton Miller and they like right at the end of the
game, but they’re healthy. Ola Pat.
I watched some of these clips on a weekly basis.
It doesn’t make any sense. Like the the Titans had a sack
yesterday, like last week, in less than two seconds, no one
blocked Jeffrey Simmons. He just came off the line.
Raiders. There was a play where two
players started blocking themselves.
They did. 2 offensive lineman blocked each other off the line.
Is courtesy Titans 2nd and 36 Houston and he gained A45.
I’m like I’m watching the game going what like who are these
guys and Joey Slime has two kicks early.
They could have been tied at the half Pat.
Their defense played their asses off against Houston.
Like that team is fucked. Like I don’t know what else to
say other than it’s a trade. Their offense is so.
Shit, when I worked with Cam back in the day, I think we’re
reliving the Cleveland Browns when they had like Deshawn
Kaiser as the quarterback where every game that everyone’s like,
oh, the point spread is inflated and like the sharps are betting
the Browns and they they lose, they figure out a way to lose.
They can pick 6 whatever. They just don’t cover spread.
The Titans don’t cover spread. Callahan is a muppet.
They need to get rid of that guy.
They, they, they don’t have any talent, Rob.
Remember the game? It was ACFL playoff game.
We’re all there. Saskatchewan and Toronto, the
Jacksonville Jaguars playing Cleveland and like they’re
covering the only thing that happened, fumble in the end
zone. Jacksonville covers like that,
the only thing in the whole world, like 99.999999% and these
guys fuck it up. It was unreal.
Like Tennessee, great call by you.
Tennessee is the old Cleveland Browns.
They just pat. There’s no like, how do you take
them? Like you’re looking.
I don’t want to learn half with Arizona.
Cheap, cheap, cheap. How do I take Tennessee?
Like they’re just so bad. Like it’s just a night.
That’ll be the most popular Survivor pick hands down.
It might be even a lot of people burned Arizona Week 1.
Yeah, yeah. What would you do?
Or should we save this for later?
But a quick. Question we we will save it for
the survivor portion of the show in last I I actually, you know
what in Full disclosure, in the ones that I’m still in in I was
bounced last week with the Packers on the tie, which was a
lot of fun, but I’m taking the Rams.
Yeah, no, that sounds good. Might be my question because a
lot of people are going to take Arizona, maybe Tennessee for
like by one time Gambler gives Tennessee one week.
Like I like the Rams a lot too. I hate divisional games but they
might pummel. San Francisco’s too beat up.
If I had Arizona, I would use Arizona, but I don’t.
I have Arizona and I’m going to use the Rams.
I When are you ever going to use Arizona again?
This. Is I don’t know, Pat.
You never know. You never know.
Yeah, but but if, if like if like half your pool’s going to
be on Arizona, you you could just deviate and not use Arizona
like a like depends on the ownership percentages, right?
Like I future values one thing, but you you want to win the
survivor pool, especially if it’s a big one.
So if you think Arizona is going to come in like really highly
owned. Look, in a week with two buys
where a lot of the teams that you’re already having used are
the big favorites this week because people probably use the
Lions and or the Bills or you want to save them for another
spot. I mean, one thing like people
really do Galaxy brain survivor sometimes, yes, it’s good to
find the future value. There’s no future value with
Arizona. This is the last time that you
would be able to use them all year.
Part of the survivor is just surviving.
You’re right, Pat. I think there’s both ways of
looking at it. And yeah, there’s different ways
to skin a cat. That’s probably not the Humane
Society. Oh, that’s a good Oh, the Chief
fans are back, apparently. Like I’m getting trolled on
these broadcasts because I said because I love the Ravens or
whatever. Oh, you moron, you fucking
stooge. Know what?
I know what I don’t like, Pat when I’m wrong.
I went up and on the Internet and said, hey, I made a shitty
pic. The the the Kansas City Chiefs
fucking murder them. They look great, but where are
these people when Philadelphia wins a Super Bowl by a million
fucking tumbleweed? They’re ghosts.
All it is is shit shit. Attack, attack, attack.
It’s never wow good time when you bet against these guys on an
alternate spread in one fucking like thousands of dollars.
But that’s OK. Every time I get a Chiefs game
wrong, you can fucking come at me.
I will say on the on the PETA side of things, they recommend
saying there’s more than one way to peel an orange cat.
Yeah, well. More than one way to peel an
orange is there. I really think there.
Is actually there’s one way to peel an orange with your fucking
hands, and if you don’t have hands, your teeth.
Oh, you say. You’re saying that it’s pretty
ableist, is what you’re. Saying, yeah, now know what?
Who’s on line 1? War Amps.
Sorry, man, I I got, I’m offended.
I’m offended and I give to that. That’s the only charity I give
to Pat. Want to know why there’s all
these other fucking idiots in their labs and their beakers and
I don’t know what you’re doing. Know what I know a kid can get a
replacement and I see the work in progress.
I think War Amps is the best charity.
That’s my gold pick. War Amps best charity.
All right, I can put my arm back on.
You can’t. You can’t play safe.
But no, of those kids, like, think about it, they love
sports. They get prosthetics.
Like, no, I’m dead fucking serious.
Like I these other ones I give to these other societies.
Oh, you can win the kids or lottery.
Oh yeah, yeah, like nobody wins the cottage in Muskoka and all
this. Like, I see progress with these
kids. That’s all I’m saying.
In the commercials. No.
When you meet somebody and go there because they give like you
see the results. I can’t see what these other
guys are doing in the lab. I see the kid get the arm, get
the leg, get like back. He’s back in the game, he’s
playing soccer. They’re doing things that they
love. I think it’s a good charity.
That’s all I’m saying. I think like 90% of charities
are like that. Like I donate to World Vision
and the kids that I sponsor, they like write me a card every
week. That could be a guy in an
office. It’s in a different country in
Africa. I’m sorry.
They could have a fake picture. That is what actually, Rob,
First Mark guy, you failed miserably.
You blew it, Rob, you fucking World Vision.
Me and Pat can remember the Global Fund with George
Costanza. I get Human Fund, the human
missus not a. I’ll go to Vaughn.
We’ll get an office, Rob, and some sleazy strip mall.
What? Do you think right in our own
charity, you’re going to write, you’re going to write notes?
Is it like, not written? No.
More I’m going you are this one is not it’s unscammable.
It’s human parts, it’s people. You’re getting people back,
their stuff, their limbs, and they’re playing sports and
they’re doing this and that. I I, I don’t think that Rob was
coming at War Amps Cam. I’m really I should be War Amps,
sports, sports because I see those kids, it makes me cry.
I’m like, fuck, you can’t. Like they play soccer and
they’re doing good things like it’s a good.
Anyway, I’m down with that program.
And when I lost like these War Amps, they send them back to me
too. Most major charities like show
some proof that your donation is going towards something I don’t
believe I’m not. I’m not talking about George
Costanza’s Human Fund in the I’m talking.
About OK. I mean his picture.
I mean they’ve been following the same sponsor child of mine
around for like 6 years. Take their pictures and watch
him grow. Wow he grew up and kid look at
him now. He robs the full nourishment.
He’s this. This would be the scam of a
lifetime if somebody pulled that off, I’ll tell you that.
I’m just saying, and Rob, you’re a good human being for doing
this. I’m just saying that’s easy to
do and compare. Like you could come up with a
concept to fuck this up hard if you wanted to.
You’re a smart guy. Yeah.
What do you think about that? What do you think?
I know, I know it’s not happening, but what do you
think? I don’t think we could have a
World Vision and and have some picture of a kid through AI.
Watch him grow throughout the years.
Rob. I am sure that there are some
like real fringe charities that are just actively scamming you.
I think if it’s a reputable one, it’s been a long round for a
long time. I think Rob’s in the clear here.
He’s in the clear. I just, I just wanted to say I’m
a warrants guy. So it’s global vision.
I I think that’s awesome. Or adopting a pet from another
country too. That seems like fun.
That could be. You can’t.
You can’t adopt A pet from your local SPC.
AI guess you can yeah, sure. No, but don’t they have that Rob
like buy a? Goat.
They adopt A pet from another country.
I don’t know. No, I think that’s part like the
pet. You’re part of the world.
Yes, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m sorry.
That’s and that’s also part like you give a pet to the community
and then they start building things kind of like pet.
Do you remember that game, the board game?
It’s called Settlers and you build like you have or wood all
that other everybody. Knows you don’t have to explain
it to the audience. It’s the most popular game in
the world. Really, I just know my buddy had
it like 10 years ago and he taught me and I’m like, he’s a
really smart guy. That’s a great game.
You think it’s more popular than Clue?
Settlers now is more popular than Clue God.
I wish I had bought some settlers once and kept them in
the box. Yeah.
Like, are they like it’s like, it’s like new.
Age settlers is like the new age monopoly basically.
Are you kidding? Everyone that’s settlers.
Settlers. Are they ever hurt?
Oh dude, I’m telling you. Like my buddy’s a brainiac.
Like he taught me that it’s a really cool game.
Like, is it bigger than Dungeons and Dragons?
That’s the question a lot of nerds.
Out there playing dungeon and it’s a.
Pick up actually, you know what, Dungeons and Dragons -6 1/2.
You know, I never understood Dungeons and Dragons.
There’s just like one guy making up a story and he asked somebody
to make a decision. It’s like all.
Right Rob, I was playing at one time and I’m like, where the
fuck are we going with the caves and the knives and Satan’s here
like what would like? It’s just like what am I
listening to and where is this going?
You’re right, it’s like. The dungeon master is just
making shit up as they go. Like say he doesn’t like someone
in the group. Good point.
You were playing with me everything you know, all your
decision. To be hard decision sorcery like
like when I dated that chick with you gone in the snakes and
I never won another bet for like 2 years and she put horse on me.
Please tell me about this. Tell me more about that.
That’s OK, I’ve already done enough with war that we had this
rat literally like I should have just gone up on stage and did
all this shit and like told the guy, pay me my fucking money and
then I’m, I’m, I’m out the door so I could pay my debts off.
By the way, there’s a couple people in Woodbridge that that
owe me money. He sent Rob after them.
Yeah, it was good. Yeah, Rob.
Yeah, Rob Iron Goon, Rob Pozzola.
Hey guys, You got Cam’s money that’s gonna go really well.
I may know some people, Cam, I may know.
I know you know people, I know people too.
But people know people, and there’s other people that we
don’t know. I see.
Gold picks 4 weeks #5 you kind of hit on it.
I’m going with Arizona -7 1/2. Oh, Patrick, you got dog
Cardinals. Cheap, cheap, cheap.
I was going to, I was going to potentially take Cardinals gold
as well, really. This has gone down.
We did the show on Tuesday night, it was 8 1/2.
Now it’s 7 1/2. You can go to coolbet.com right
now. If you’re in Canada and outside
of Ontario you can hit the description, get yourself that
deposit bonus and grab yourself a nice 7 1/2 at minus one O 6
right now as well. So why?
Don’t you just get a cool bad account for me and I just text
you my pics and we can make money?
How’s that sound? You know, as an official
promoter of the sports book, they might frown on that.
Yeah, sorry. I thought I was giving them
business, but you’re sorry. You might want to agree to not
multi accounting on air on the airwaves that’s probably.
I said a lot of pretty stupid shit today, but that’s just the
way it’s par for the course, Rob.
You know what, I bet you they would allow me to do it if all
of the profit didn’t go to you. It went to War Amps.
Well said. That was amazing.
I don’t even know how Rob that that that that 10 minute of
time, whatever the hell it was. That was wild then.
Anyway, I’m glad you’re. Supposed to be way back.
I haven’t seen a War Amps commercial in forever.
I remember. I’m surprised these Pat your
your your cronies here don’t know settlers.
Like it’s a very like, like if I know it, like, and I’m like a
sports guy and you’re like, well, where are you guys living
under a fucking rock? Well, they’re young, Cam.
I know. Claude Rob’s It’s a young man’s
game. It’s like a smart like it’s a.
OK, here’s the thing. Rob’s not a young man.
No date. Is 2229 I.
Got a decking change on you, Pizzoli?
Just. Because you’re old doesn’t mean
that we’re not old too. Oh boy.
Yeah. We’re not young guys, yeah.
Older. Why did why did this drop a
point? Rob?
Was it the Trey Benson injury? He’s at four to six weeks.
You, you, you could just look at my face, how much I care about
Trey Benson not playing. Yeah, and it wasn’t even the
timing of that either. Like it, it wasn’t something
that moved off Trey Benson news. I think someone just prices that
like Tennessee at the, at the price that they’re at.
I mean, it’s the same story with the Titans every week.
Like we talk about them every week.
They look appealing. All the numbers inflated this
and that. I, I, I know Arizona’s also been
bad this year. Maybe that plays some stalk into
like why someone would fade them in this type of price range.
Kind of rings bells of the same Houston, Tennessee matchup last
week where it’s like how you going to lay this many points
with with the team that you know hasn’t done anything while
they’re facing Tennessee? That’s how I’m going to lay that
many points. That seems to be the answer on a
weekly basis. One thing about the Cardinals
too, over the years with like with these, with Kyler,
basically they’re always one of those teams that they step up in
class, they face a good team, they look like shit, they go
back down, they play bottom feeder and they look great for
the majority of those games. That’s been the Cardinals MO for
years now. Additionally, Cam, I was going
to give you some anytime touchdowns, but all of the I did
some research for you this week just so you have something.
To because I really, I do a lot of things on Thursday.
I get up in the morning. I actually worked with Gabe on
In Game Live last night. I’m usually just a guess, but we
did the whole show. Dodger game went a little bit
late and then I’m up in the morning doing stuff.
So I really appreciate it. Thursday’s my like day where I
get hit over the head with a mallet like I’m doing a lot of
stuff. So I put this out on Twitter
yesterday, but the Lions, I mean, I’m going to have to
smother myself in EV when these don’t win, but Michael Carter’s
down to plus 1:50 to score a touchdown in this.
Game. I looked at him.
It was 225 yesterday. I’d still like the 1:50, but I
also bet Bam Knight at 16 to one.
He’s down to plus 450 now to score a touchdown.
So. Bam Knight.
Oh OK, what’s what? He plus what?
I I wouldn’t bet it at the plus 450.
I liked it at the 16 to 1 because I don’t know if he’s
going to get a touch or not, but he’s like the other he’s he will
be the primary backup to Carter while D Mercado kind of runs the
passing game and he’s like the Eckler role in this offense
basically. No, it’s interesting too,
because guys like I’m telling you, like Seattle tight end,
like they have Barner from Michigan, but they got a royal.
He’s like 60 to one first touchdown.
They’re like going, they’re looking at him and stuff too,
like. I think, but I think Barners, I
think Barner’s been first touchdown 2 of the four weeks.
I’m taking him again, yeah. But to Cam’s point, Arroyo is a
big guy and they they’ll they’ve been getting him the ball pretty
recently doing. A good job this year in a lot of
areas, Rob, don’t you think the coaching staff has done a good
job? Well, Kubiak is the OC there now
and he’s using a lot more motion for that team.
The offense looks good. Like I think that was the
question for Seattle going into the year.
No one’s really questioning the defense.
McDonald’s a very good defensive coach.
They have good good roster but the offense is.
Know what it is to rob? It’s it’s when you watch Seattle
games and I watch every snap. Charbonnay is a big guy, anyone
he’s chipping guys and stuff. It gives Darnold that little
extra time to do his thing when he gets when he when when
Seattle’s offensive line breaks down their debt because he can’t
move. But they they’re really good at
chip locking and figuring out different roles.
Like they’re they’re playing smart football right now.
Two things. One, as it pertains to Seattle,
they’ve looked excellent. They’ve been very efficient.
The one thing that I noticed at the end of that Thursday night
game when I went back and watched it Cam they do not trust
Arnold to get them first hands when they need it.
They just, they, they play pussy ball basically.
You know what, Pat? You’re absolutely right.
They beat all they had to do. It was 1 yard too.
Remember the first game People are yeah, sure, 49ers were
better, but Seattle was driving. They could have milked the clock
and won the game with one. Instead they kick a stupid field
goal. 49ers go back with a third string tight end.
They win the game. Seattle could actually be, would
they be? They be undefeated, like they
actually won that game. They could have stepped on
Arizona’s throats and made that non competitive at the end of
the third quarter, the beginning of the fourth quarter.
They just wouldn’t let Darnold make a pass for a first down.
Basically ice the game for them. You’re right.
That’s one that is Seattle’s Achilles heel.
They got to find a way to be like the Patriots used to do and
just like, kill you. Like just there’s no mercy.
They let teams back in the fourth quarter.
It’s a problem. A lot of these teams just aren’t
used to winning. Like, they’re not in that
position often enough to understand what to do.
Like Detroit is used to winning and you know, Detroit late in
the game when everyone thinks, oh, you’re supposed to run three
times to run out the clock, second down play action wide
open first down games over. Like they know how to to run
those and they’ve been doing it for a while.
A lot of these teams don’t disrespect the Seattle.
I think they, they’re, they could be really good this year,
but they, they haven’t been in that position often enough to
like know those end game scenarios and over time I think,
you know, they will. It’s the I the only team I can
really ever recall making that leap immediately and just was
like the kill shot team and not necessarily out of nowhere.
They had good players. They had the right personnel to
do it. It was that Cardinals team that
went to the Super Bowl with Kurt Warner.
Like they were like, Oh yeah, we’re going to ice the clock by
throwing 11 yard slants to Larry Fitzgerald down the field.
Yeah. They’re a good team.
They they get Pittsburgh all they can handle in that Super
Bowl. Remember that Harrison play?
Rob, I think we’re in Vegas. No, I was in.
I was at one of those hall hall parties that didn’t get raided.
Oh good, yeah the one I the best is the one I went to did get
raided. Yeah, that was the first year I.
Didn’t go. Yeah.
You’re so lucky, Rob. You go to the one, The one I go.
Hey, man, it’s party time. And didn’t come.
The cops. Cops gold.
That was one of the best Super Bowls ever.
It. Really was the off it was on NBC
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What’s going on here? Are people actually betting?
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Blinders. I will say the fact that it’s 7
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Yeah, those are sharp spots, usually just.
Because sharp money comes in doesn’t mean it’s winning.
Oh no, you’re right. There’s.
No, we have money. We’re horrible gamblers are the
sharps that are sharp and there’s also But no, there’s no.
Sharps that are are horrible. That’s that.
That defeats the purpose of how the market works like.
OK then sorry, is there a guy? OK, so you can’t call a guy with
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Like nobody there, no book is gonna move off of that.
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Right. I’m going to do something I hate
doing, but I’m going to take the New York Jets as my gold pick
this week against my Dallas Cowboys.
I love that pick it. Was oh it’s back down to 2 1/2
is the best. Number I can three it.
Was three. It was three.
I I I like The Jets this week, too.
Yeah. So it’s a combo of like a number
of things. First and foremost, I thought
The Jets actually played a fairly decent game on Monday
Night Football. They just couldn’t stop turning
the ball over. I kind of like buying spots
where the offense was pretty successful but the Cowboys
defense is worse. They’re not better than the
Dolphins defense. I think The Jets are still going
to be able to move the ball rather consistently on the
Cowboys. They just got to avoid like a
Braylon Allen fumble at the goal line where he’s fucking diving
like Superman for some reason. I mean, just really, really
stupid plays. The Cowboys have a horrible,
horrible early injury report so far this week.
Their left tackle, Tyler Guyton, has a concussion.
He didn’t practice. Tyler Smith, who’s her best
offensive lineman, didn’t practice with a knee injury.
They’re already missing their starting center.
They’re already missing their starting right guard.
I mean, there’s potential here where Dallas is missing 3 or 4
starting offensive lineman in this game.
Still no CD Lamb, Cavante Turpin, who’s a very underrated
receiver, has a foot injury. Like offensively, they’re
really, really struggling with personnel right now.
And yeah, they’ll probably score some on The Jets defense because
it’s not great. But ultimately I I just think
that this is like a pretty decent sized reaction to last
week where Dallas hung in tight with Green Bay.
People don’t realize how decimated they are right now.
And The Jets a little bit underrated coming off a loss
where honestly, they don’t turn the ball over.
They’re probably winning by a touchdown against Miami.
So I’ll tell you Jets here. You have to remember that they
do turn the ball over though. That’s like kind of their thing.
And they take 38 million penalties pre snap per game.
Also not helping the offense, all that.
Much They’re a bad football team.
They do a lot of things that will make you pull your hair out
over the course of watching the game.
But let’s like the great equalizer here is the Dallas
Cowboys defense who gives up like 1,000,000 yards to every
single opponent that they play. Cam, The way that I would look
at it with Dallas right now is that they’re a favorite.
Bet the other side. If they’re an underdog, bet
them. Yeah, and the thing was, it’s
one of these things, you know, sometimes I overreact.
Rob knows we look at numbers, but I didn’t know one fucking
person in the world that like the Dallas against Green Bay and
the line didn’t move. That narrative with Parsons
actually made me sick. They didn’t talk about anything.
The whole game, the whole week was it was disgusting.
And that’s the way these guys is the media types.
Like they do the same thing in the fucking NBA.
It’s always Lakers. Like I say, like there’s other
things going on. I get it, it’s a main story.
But tell us the whole picture and have Jerry Jones on set with
the whole thing was a shit show. And after that I’m thinking,
wow, OK, Green Bay’s not 7 1/2. It gives you pause for concern.
You take the trap line or you leave it alone.
You get on, you get on Dallas and hope for the best.
But you’re right, I prefer them as a dog.
Oh, to circle back to Vegas for a second, we were talking about
I did have something to say. I have a question for you, Cam,
a trivia question for you. Ready.
Yeah. Who is the offensive line coach
and running back coordinator for the Las Vegas Raiders right now?
Tom Cable, Pete Carroll’s son. Oh, Pete Carroll’s son, Tom
Carroll. Because remember, I was Tom
Cable for Halloween, Rob, but not bad enough.
I do. Remember that?
Yeah, I remember that headset. Yeah, those were fun days.
Good old Tommy Cable. Pete Carroll.
Pete Carroll’s son. Wow.
So he’s pulling the Belichick move, eh?
I’m old and just going to hire my family.
Yes, it’s going well. Yeah, it’s not good, honestly,
like watching that Raider, watching Geno Smith play that
game, like, I can’t believe they lost that game.
But anyway, what are we going to do here with gold picks?
Rob? Do I do it?
Everybody hates me. And The thing is, I actually
love Kansas City BBQ. I don’t even hate the team.
But you know what? Sometimes these fans, you guys
have been really mean to me over the I expect Taylor Swift
musical catalog. And God, she’s talented.
I’ll tell you another thing too. She’s not doing the Super Bowl
because you know what? She doesn’t need to.
She doesn’t need to. She’s way above it.
Way above it. She’s got all the money in the
world and she knows. We talked about this with
Morenci. Saturation is bad for business.
She’s already loaded. Here’s the deal.
Give me the Jacksonville Jaguars plus 3 1/2 against Kansas City
and I look ahead. Spot.
They play Detroit next week. Unpopular pick Jimmy Johnny
Jaguar, and I’m not going to say anything back.
She’s looked awesome against Baltimore.
I’m just telling you, I like what the Jags are doing right
now. I like their the station of
their team. I like their attitude.
And I think this game is going to come down to a field goal.
I get 3 1/2, Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Jacksonville.
See, I’m all screwed up. But these guys, these guys,
Chief fans, like, if I go to Kansas City, I’m going to get
murdered. No, these guys got murdered.
They’re they’re treating you like the Americans that were
treating the EUR at Bethpage, basically.
Yeah. I see those same lottery videos.
Fuck. Cam, fuck Cam.
Fuck Cam. He’s a jerk.
No, I’m actually, I know what I I remember what like Derek
Thomas was one of my favorite players, but he played against
Seattle Christian McCoy, the Nigerian nightmare.
Like I used to be in the AFC West.
They were a rival. People like, don’t you get it?
I’m just saying like, stop coming at me and if we’re going
to get picks, you know what it’s called a give and take.
You can come at me, but when I do something, if the Jaguars
cover, I want an apology. You’re already going to RIP me
of KC covers. Now.
Now it’s personal again. Give me Jacksonville.
OK, see, here’s an interesting narrative that I’ve been
tracking throughout the week. Rob and it’s Cam said it, Cuss
said it, and I’ve heard seen multiple people throw it out.
I always pay attention to so many people.
So I think it’s funny that the same narrative keeps coming up,
that they keep talking about how Jacksonville is going to be such
an unpopular side in this game, yet I am the only person this
week that I’ve seen bet Kansas City.
Yeah, it’s weird though, because your your inner circles can be
misleading. Yeah, no, I agree.
That’s why I’m asking you. You like Jacksonville or Kansas?
City I agree with Cam that I think Kansas I I listen, I don’t
put you guys know how I bet I don’t really care about like
public one way or another. I think Kansas City will be a
very popular side this week. I think people think that
they’re back like the average I golfed with some people this
week. They’re like, what the hell is
going on with the Ravens? They suck.
Like they don’t even know that injuries exist in the NFL,
right? Kansas City just beat the
Ravens. And for the average person,
forget about the injuries or whatever.
They don’t even realize that comes into play.
They think Kansas City is back. They want to get on the
bandwagon with the with the Chiefs.
That’s that’s how I would see the average person looking at
this game. So I would agree with Cam that I
think KC will be a popular side. I think Kansas City should be
the popular side in this game. I think the Jags are a bit
overrated with their generation of turnovers which just cannot
simply sustain itself. Yeah, you know, it’s just I like
the cat theme again. Want to bring the cats back you?
Know, I mean, he’s an honest guy.
He’s an honest guy. Can’t.
Accuse sometimes stupid and sometimes I say.
Ridiculous. Often not.
Sometimes, no. No, But Rob, you know.
You know, deep down inside you know me better than anybody.
Sometimes I can fool you with stupidity as well.
Now what if the Chiefs benched Patrick Mahomes?
Cam and Jim Abbott was starting at quarterback for them?
Would you be all in on the Chiefs?
Oh no, no, I get line value with the Jags.
What? No, no, actually wouldn’t.
I wouldn’t get line value. No.
Oh my God, Jim, you fucking numb nuts.
I can’t believe I just picked that up.
He had. He was one arm.
One arm for more amps. Patrick See, that’s cunning,
that’s witty. And I just went like, and now
I’m like, see, it takes a couple seconds.
Usually I’m just running the hamster.
But yeah, he figured it out eventually.
Excellent point. Jim Abbott, one of my favorite
pitchers, by the way. Of course, based on everything
we’ve heard on the show, he has to be.
Yes, yes. You and your main man, Oscar
Pistorius. Well, he’s a fucking murderer,
so I I draw the line. He.
Did his time though. He’s out, is he?
Actually out. He is.
I was out of jail, so he he didn’t, I believe, nine years.
There was an article I read recently.
About they had a dateline update on it too, Rob.
You’re trying to find him, see where he’s at now and whatever.
But yeah, that was a really weird story back in the day.
Honest to God I don’t care what lawyers are bringing in.
Like the way his story is just simple simple bullshit.
Like there’s no way he didn’t do it like.
Oh, you mean you mean to tell me in the middle of the night you
hear something from your bathroom?
You don’t fire five shots. Exactly, that’s the first thing
I do. I pick up a weapon and randomly
shoot 5 bullets somewhere. Might not hit anything.
Maybe I hit something. The the the entire props aren’t
out yet for Monday Night Football Cam, but if you are
looking for an any time touchdown, the reports are that
Brashard Smith is going to play more for the Chiefs in the
backfield. So when that opens, if he’s like
12:50 plus, probably go with him.
OK, Brashard Smith, do you have any like locks like I even if.
It’s like a one Where’s Jalen hurts?
Just bet Jalen Hurts to score a touchdown every week.
He will make money. So who are you saying right
there? Sorry I’ve.
So he’s the third behind Pacheco right now.
Those guys have negative juice, Not even 0 juice.
Those guys, if they saw an open field, they couldn’t turn it
into a 10 yard gain. Pacheco and Hunt so Burchard
Smith. OK, cool.
Thanks. I’ll just take a look at this.
More research to be done. Silver picks.
Jim Abbott, the quarterback. That was fucking craziness.
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I was going to take The Jets as my silver pick, but now I cannot
do. That we’ve we’ve done, we’ve
gotten each other dirty on this. One, yeah, yeah, I stole Arizona
from you. You stole The Jets from me.
So I’m just going to go to the other home locker room, although
they are on the road. I can get 2 1/2 on the Giants in
New Orleans, right? Now I don’t like that game at
all. It smells.
I like this game a lot. I think that I don’t quite
understand why New Orleans is a favorite against anyone.
I mean, for pushing the Bills to the brink last week they had
like 180 yards of offense. Like it’s a bad Bills D like the
the pressure is coming from the Giants.
The offensive line for the Saints is not holding at the
moment and they do bring enough pressure that I mean, I like the
over for Jackson dart rushing yards again in this game.
He’s been cleared to play. I don’t really care that
neighbors is out for this particular game.
I think they can generate like 60% of the deep shots that
they’re going to get with neighbors with Slayton through
this game. I think scataboo is going to run
through them. I actually like the Giants a lot
here and I’m getting plus 2 1/2. I would take him on the money
line too. I think now I would agree I’m
not surprised it flipped the favorite because the Giants had
a pretty misleading win last week against the Chargers as
well. I I’m not going to bet this
game, I don’t think in any capacity I’d like to see Jackson
Dart be able to complete a forward pass rather than take
off and scramble on every play because at some point that’s
that’s going to run out. Yeah.
I don’t know. I’m with like, I just don’t have
much of an opinion here, Pat. I completely understand that.
Like the Saints are bad football team.
So you see a minus in front of them and you’re just like, let’s
fade it. But the Giants, to me
offensively, man, I, I, I don’t know how they’re going to move
it themselves either, to be honest.
Oh, I mean, they don’t even have to win this game to cover this
number. It’s true.
It’s true. Could be two.
Nothing final. That’d be great.
Nothing. Final.
That would be the best actually. Are you a little bit sad that
we’re going to get rid of the rouges in the CFL?
We’re not going to get like any stupid.
Don’t get don’t get me started. Once it goes to four down
football, that’s the end of the league.
But we’ll talk. We’ll this is a conversation for
another day. This is National Football
League. I love the Canadian Football
League. Everyone else can call it junk.
Whatever, It’s a different game except the rules.
I don’t like winning a game on a missed kick or anything like
that. Or remember when they used to
punt it through the end zone? That shit makes me laugh though.
Like that’s what makes the game different.
That’s it’s it’s it’s Canadian Football League.
We have different rules. So you know what?
Fuck, if you don’t like it, whatever, but don’t bow down to
be more like the NFL. Just, well, whatever.
It is here’s here’s the issue is that like when you check out the
demo, the demographics of the CFL, if they’re like the the
closest comp is like the PGA Tour, so.
Oh no, they’re guys like me and know what the problem is?
It’s. You, you, you want hold on, hold
on, hold on, Cam. If you want to feel like you’re
on the young end of anything, you are.
For the viewership of the CFL, it’s the same.
No, no, no. It’s the same viewership as
curling, basically. Like who’s watching curling?
That’s the same people watching. Watching the CFL.
But here’s the thing. All these people are aging out
like they’re all going to be dead.
Then the CFL goes away. Yeah.
Well, that’s a problem and another, another fucking problem
is first of all, the games are on CBS Sports Network and they
stop the minute college football comes on me and game talk like
Charlotte versus Navy by CFL. That’s the whole thing.
You got to be on ESPNESPNU or another real legitimate network.
Next, Next. Fuck, I get it, people like
country music in the world. But you know what?
Why does BC Lines bring in fucking Snoop Dogg iced tea with
all that? Like it’s all fucking stupid?
Country, country country. If you like country music,
that’s fine. But they don’t they they
alienate. Other younger viewers due to
their fucking stupidness. And by the way, you need a
competitive network. We don’t even call it.
We don’t even do this shit in Canada.
Sportsnet doesn’t cover the games.
That’s pity because TSN is the lone broadcaster.
There’s a lot of things wrong with the CFL.
That’s you are never. It is.
Going to be able to grow the sport that has nine teams.
I’m sorry, there’s just not enough games and not enough.
The games could be amazing. People don’t care nowadays,
especially with fantasy betting. 9 teams doesn’t get a.
Team in the Maritimes or Quebec really.
No, maybe Quebec City. Do not bring that fucking shit
out here. Patrick, that’s such a bad
attitude. You know what?
It would lose so much goddamn money it would be hilarious.
I don’t think it would, but. Really.
I mean, the CFL, I mean, it’s big in like 3 cities.
There’s no population here. There’s no money here.
People like. Big everywhere except for the
Toronto fans. And Ottawa is not even Hamilton.
It’s huge. All out West, it’s huge.
That’s. Great, then keep it out West,
Give Lethbridge A-Team, give Medicine Hat A.
Team not big enough? Kelowna.
Teams wouldn’t work out here. It wouldn’t work.
It’s true. No one wants it.
You know what they got to do? They got to bring back the
American themes. Yeah.
Birmingham Barracuda, Shreveport Archer with the Sacramento Gold
Miners, Memphis Mad Dogs, Baltimore CFLers.
Yeah, let’s go. I thought it was the Baltimore
Stallions. They were the Stallions.
They were the CFLers when they won the Grey Cup too.
Because yeah, I actually like the league and follow the
league, unlike you pad who rips on the fucking CFL every fucking
chance you get. You’re Canadian.
It’s absolute dog shit. It’s not dog shit, it’s for
football. Stop calling it.
Dog shit, I don’t, I don’t watch.
College football, because it’s fucking minor league football.
I don’t care about it. I don’t care about minor
leagues. College.
Football players go to the NFL. Yeah, not all of them.
A lot of them don’t. Whatever, I love you man.
But this is an agreement. We’re we’re just going to have
different opinions. I respect you as a human being.
I think you’re a little bit rough on the CFL.
No, I’m not. I, I, I feel like I’m very
realistic about the CFL where you just have rose colored
glasses because you’re Canadian. No, I don’t like everything
Canadian. I think there’s a lot of things
that suck, you know what I mean? I just, I just don’t mind the
difference of football. I don’t know Rob feels about it.
Just I look at it from a different perspective and a
different sphere. It’s a different game.
Remember, our balls are bigger. I do.
I do remember trying to grip that ball in high school.
I love our balls are bigger. I hate it.
What a campaign. I hate to see a fell smaller.
Yeah, I had a CFL ball that I used to throw around in the
back. Yeah, get.
Well, that’s the thing. You need bigger hands.
Man, yeah, as a kid, you’re alienating all these kids.
You’re trying to grow up and start playing.
Football with small hands anyway.
So get a fucking grip and get a sales job, right?
Come on. Jared Goff plays with small
hands. John backs Jared.
Goff or not that small. He’s like a Carney out here.
What’s? Jared, no hands.
I mean, it’s been talked about a lot.
He can’t grip the ball in the right.
Craig had the smallest hand. Seattle’s quarterback, He fumble
all the fucking time, but he was great.
Would you watch the CFL team if Oscar Pistorius was the new
quarterback? Now if he was the kick.
Return here. Here.
Here we go. He’s fucking.
I’m not over here now. You guys are chiming I believe.
That well, I mean, it’s not outrageous to think, didn’t the
BC Lions try to use like Donovan Bailey at one point?
Yeah. Well, do you know that the NFL,
the best league in the world, tried track stars in their
fucking games to talk to the talk to Al Davis and the
Raiders? They hired fucking USA track
guys. OK.
So let’s get down to business here.
Can he pick it? By the way, smallest hands in
the. NFL. 8 1/2 inches small hands
man, my hands are bigger, way bigger than that.
Rob, you got a silver pick or what are we doing here?
Try try to get the show in order and not get the show.
I’m just so I just don’t know what’s happening anymore.
I just, I’m just like my brains. Do you have a silver pic Cam?
No, I don’t. That’s why I’m waiting for Rob.
Yeah, I know. I I saw the comments last week.
By the way, I still read the comments on the show.
Appreciate everyone who leaves comments.
It’s really nice, but it’s. Like nice wow Cam and.
Rob what a disrespect to Pat. They don’t even come prepared
for the show to make pics or like.
Oh, you’re watching here? Oh yeah, Pat’s coming at me
about unhealthy meals. Yeah, like a burritos unhealthy.
Like people were defending my food choices and I respect that.
People were people were big on your burritos.
Although most of the people who came at me with the burrito
stuff, I got a few texts from my friends, my friends from the
gym. They just, I mean how often are
you lifting per week for all this protein is my question.
I go for walks every day. I try to.
I try to move. They all the people are like,
yeah, burritos. I eat burrito every day after I
work out for 90 minutes. Do.
People really under underestimate the working out
part of this where you need the protein to build the muscle.
The thing is, it’s got rice too, a lot of like, you know, you can
do brown anyway. We’re not.
We’re not doing this. Again, all I say is I’ve seen
how you eat things. That was my entire.
Point No, you’re right, Pat. I eat heavy, heavy portions.
I can’t do it as much now with diabetes, but I used to go and
eat in contest and yes, it’s it gets dangerous.
I remember that kid at work, Robbie, He schooled me in a
burrito. That fucking guy lost like 60
lbs. He had some kind of like tricked
stomach and I was fucked. I was eating that brick and he,
that kid buried me like I was like, I was never embarrassing
in an eating contest. OK, I.
Was wondering what you were talking about.
What the score? We had an eating contest with a
slick, skinny intern. Apparently he was a big fat
fuck, lost a lot of weight and then he crushed me in a burrito
contest. I briefly recall this.
Who’s the other other intern too?
Watched Unsolved Mysteries on VHS.
We had a few that were. Kyle the angry intern.
Lovely. We had IMS.
Remember that guy IMS? No, I remember the guy that used
to say, hey Cam, did woman touch your junk this weekend?
I’m like, what the fuck is going on here?
I just walked in the office. We had some really interesting
dude. Psycho Mike, you remember
psycho? I do remember Psycho Mike.
There’s a paper bag full of money and a Jack on the
preseason game. I bet you cycle.
Like 20,000. Yeah.
You lent him 20 grand. You’re a no, no, no, no, no, no.
He gave me the money to bet for him on a preseason game.
He gave me $20,000. Wow, I wish I had that kind of
bankroll. In cash, he brought 20K to work
as an intern. It’s like, yeah, this is a lock.
Was it Jeff? No.
It wasn’t a lock, by the way. It lost.
It lost. It lost.
You guys will talk about anything to not make a silver
pick, huh? Oh no.
We do come prepared. We do.
I just my mind switches on like Rob, you know, we’re prepared.
And by the way, it’s just like it’s hard to narrow it down.
All right, I’ll, I’ll just do it right now.
I don’t even care that this line has moved a million points.
I’m going to take the Texans as my silver.
Houston, the best number I can get you using the Sharp Stack
app right now. Is. -1 at Pinnacle.
Yes, I see that -1 one O 9. I am in on the Texans.
I just don’t let first of all, I’m not buying the Lamar.
Lamar like has a chance to play. I think he’s he’s cooked for
this week for one, but also it’s just not a real thing.
He’s cooked. Take a look at the line.
It’s freaking plus 1 1/2. Now I agree.
I agree with you, Cam. I totally agree.
But like when you have one team in Houston that is not good but
completely healthy versus A-Team that might be missing their left
tackle, they’re missing everyone in the front seven.
I mean, maybe there’s a chance Van Noel play, but aside from
that, Roquan Smith now out several weeks, they don’t have
any corners at all. Like they brought in Jair
Alexander, guys not even in shape.
They can’t even play him. Marlon Humphrey, Nate Wiggins,
Jadobia, woozy, all not practicing.
It’s not, it’s not a real football team anymore.
I mean, you’re down like 7 or 8 starters on defense.
I I like the Texans in this game.
No, I I got a silver pick. I got a silver pick.
Viewers don’t say I’m not prepared.
I’m wearing it. Jaguars, Panthers do the dance.
We are going to take our teeth and sink it so far into that
dolphin you’re going to be eating yellowfin tuna.
Carolina Panthers Plus 1 1/2. Let’s Rock Yeah Plus plus 1 1/2
is widely available and currently the best line.
Unless you bet at something called Fliff, then you can bet
the Panthers at -1 1/2. Now I will take the plus 1 1/2,
please and thank you. Yeah.
It’s probably not a bad idea. Ken’s going with the parlay of
the 1995 expansion teams right here, yeah.
You could call and note that Rob note.
The craziest thing is the 1975 expansion teams are playing
Tampa Bay in Seattle. John McKay from Tampa Bay,
remember when she had Seattle? I remember when they played
them. I think I have the Sports
Illustrated they beat it on. They won like 45.
Nothing. They fucking murdered.
Tampa Bay was the worst team in the history of.
Football when they I don’t remember that because I wasn’t
born until 11 years. Later.
Yeah, remember, I’m old. Bronze picks.
See, we all get along, we love each other.
We just love the idea. Bazola is just great at busting
nuts. Pat, you’re busting my nuts
about whatever. But one thing about the viewers,
we come prepared. It’s hard for me to narrow down
picks. I tell you this every week, it’s
hard for me, OK? It always will be.
I will tell you, Cam, you said it perfectly, summed it up, very
articulate that Rob and I, we bust nuts.
Yeah, you do. You bust nuts like you guys are
The Nutcracker like. I will, I will say I do.
I do really like Cam, but if if this means the Swifties are also
going to come after me, then we are no longer friends as well.
I just want to draw the line in the sand there.
You’re a great guy, Cam, but I’m not going to get.
Involved, as I told you, Taylor Swift is a fucking genius.
When she redid all of her work. Yeah, when the when the patents
were broken and stuff, that’s somebody, that’s what and very
intelligent, savvy people do. I just don’t like when a fan
base comes at me when I make a pick on the other team and they
just get like enough OK, I get it.
You guys are good. Here here fan stands for fucking
moron. OK, you got it, fanatic.
Yes, I believe she also donates the War Amps as well.
Great charity. What are we on bronze?
She’s The Nutcracker. That just.
Busted, busted nuts everywhere. Speaking of that, man, I miss
those days at Christmas. Like we used to have a
Nutcracker and like, buy the walnuts and shit.
Rob, what’s the deal with Italians and chestnuts, too?
Yeah. My mother My mother makes also.
Portuguese Joe and the Italians. Like I’m not a chestnuts.
Guy in an open oven. I’m not a chestnut guy either,
but really dry. I, you know, I find chestnuts
very dry. Like, I’m not a chestnut guy,
but I’m a, I’m a fucking walnut guy.
I can tell you that. Are you a bronze pick guy?
I. Sure, who you know what who you
like, Cam? Who do I like?
Well, it’s between a couple teams.
What else is new? Same with you guys.
Want to go first again or is that is that I just, I’m dead
serious too. I’m not even trying to be
fucking. I’m just it’s between Buffalo
and Washington. I don’t know what to do.
I like both those teams I want to throw this to.
You. I think Buffalo murders the
Patriots this week. So Buffalo minus.
Let’s see. But Washington was my I think
it’s 8. Buffalo seven and a half, 7 1/2
is the best I can get. You guys, what do you think
about Buffalo and Pat? I want you guys both of your
opinions on the Bills this week after playing poorly against the
Saints. I was considering Buffalo.
I would be worried about a backdoor because the Patriots do
just try to like score at the end of games.
Like they don’t stop doing it. But I mean, I think the Bills
are. And you like Washington too?
I think Washington beats Chargers.
I don’t know if they beat them, but I just, I like that three.
If it’s a 2 1/2, I don’t think I’d like it.
I do like the three because I think these teams are about.
Even, well, both of the picks, whatever.
So it’s not going to change anything.
I’ll stick with Buffalo Bill. Buffalo -7 1/2 is the bronze for
Cam on Sunday Night Football. Rob I’m not going to make it one
of my picks, but I like the Browns plus three and a.
Half. So do I.
But I think I’m actually 4 1/2 is actually the best number you
can get now. Browns 4 1/2 parlayed with the
under. So I think if the Browns cover
it has to be the under do. You think so?
Yes, I don’t know about that. Yeah, I don’t agree necessarily.
Do you think they’re going to start scoring points all of a
sudden? I don’t think that they’re going
to start scoring points all of a sudden, but I think that like
again, we get a situation this week, it’s very similar to the
the Jackson dart situation last week.
Like no one really knows what Gabriel’s going to be.
So I think there’s like a wider rate.
Like with Flacco, we we know what’s going on with the Browns.
They’re not going to, they’re not scoring, they’re not moving
the ball. Like it’s almost a certainty
with Gabriel. He could be absolute dog shit or
he might even be able to move the ball in the game.
Like I think it creates A wider range of outcomes.
OK, I I just think if the Browns are going to cover this game is
going to be 17 to 10. I could see that.
I like the Browns covering too. Pat.
That’s cool that I think it’s a it’s one of these spots, you
know, like Minnesota, they’re already there, blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah. I think Cleveland like just even
a change, change of a quarterback things they could do
that. And the note the problem is
Prince Harry. It’s funny.
They’re playing in Ireland. They’re are they?
They’re in England this. Time London this week.
Yeah, yeah, London. So it’s perfect for Prince
Harry, Carson Wentz, whoever plays or McCarthy.
That offensive line is ravaged. Yeah.
And what does Cleveland do? Well, yeah, attack.
That’s why the dog # they’re going to just.
The problem is whoever Minnesota’s quarterback is, he’s
going to be like coming back in a body bag.
So he’s going to get hit hard. So Jeff has been on this and he
he calls this like the widow maker spot.
He really loves these teams that are playing their second week,
and he’s not wrong. Since 2012, when the winning
team faces a losing team internationally in week 5 or
later, they’re 13 and two against the spread, 13, one and
one outright, and nine of those 13 covers have been by 6 plus
points, with an average score Cam of 32 to 16.
That’s some interesting statistics there.
And the shitty team has only scored over 21 points in two of
those 15 games. Yep.
Wow. Roger wants to grow the game
internationally. There’s a great way to do it,
but the Vikings and Browns with a total of 36.
Exactly. I’m sure the fans are going to
love that one. It’s it’s, it’s, it’s so it’s
like, it’s just the throwaway shit.
It’s like, yeah, you guys go over and I love how Minnesota
gets 2 fucking games back-to-back overseas.
Like what the fuck? You know what though?
That that so I don’t know what really how to quantify that, but
like they’re they’re stayed in they’ve stayed in Europe for the
full week. They’re acclimated to
everything. That’s my biggest concern with
Cleveland is I I see the like definitely agree.
Brown’s defense defensive line is gonna school this Vikings O
line, but I don’t know. I I just feel like Minnesota’s
been out there now for a week. It’s that’s kind of why I just
don’t want anything to do with this game.
OK, so do you have a bronze pick?
I do, I’m debating between two horse teams.
Right now, yeah. I I I like Denver.
I like the Broncos and the Colts.
You know what? I’ll do it for Cam because he
said he likes that. I’ll take the Broncos 3 1/2.
Again, Rob, that’s very kind of you.
I am just not a believer in the Eagles right now.
They are giving me Chiefs vibes from last year.
I know people keep saying like, well, they’re going to flip the
switch and they’re going, well, it’s been a week, it’s been a
month now the offense can’t do anything and they have to win by
margin in this game. They got to win by 4 points
against a very good defense. You can give me all the stuff
about Bonex against Victoria Fangio.
I get it all. But right now the Eagles cannot
move the football. The running game is way worse
than it was a year ago. Jalen Hurts for some reason is
not. I don’t know if it’s offensive
scheme or whatever. They are not stretching the
field. They fluked that I I know they
led wire to wire against Tampa last week.
I mean, they blocked a fucking a kick return for a touchdown.
Like they are getting all the breaks in these games and at
some point it’s going to come off.
There’s three teams in the league that have lost yards per
play in every single game. One of them is the Eagles.
Like I’m I’m not there with Philadelphia.
Rob they could actually be like have no wins instead of being
undefeated go through every one of their games, every single one
of them. The the chiefs game earlier on
the scene who they beat week Dallas should have beat them.
Dallas, the CD lambs dropping balls like you saw it, like
they’re like Tampa Bay was coming, like they’re they could
literally have zero or one win guys.
I’m looking at the final score last week, 303125 they beat the
Bucks. They had 200 yards of offense,
3.4 yards per play. It’s not like the like, listen,
the Bucks defense is OK, but it’s not like it’s amazing Jamel
Dean left the game, their top cornerback, like they’re down
guys on the defensive line. They cannot move the ball
against anyone. They scored 24 against Dallas in
week 1. The the, the Cowboys are giving
up like monstrous numbers to everyone.
I’m out on the Eagles because I think their offense is dog shit
right now. The Eagles are a team right now,
almost the opposite of what you said about Seattle earlier.
There’s a team who knows how to win.
Weirdly enough, you. Know what I?
I agree with you. It’s it’s the.
Same as the Chiefs. Listen the same.
The same way you feel about the Eagles is the same way I feel
about Jacksonville right now. Got it.
I understand. Yeah.
No, I listen. Casey did this for a while and
it was people realized the offense was not looking good,
but they got to a point where they were Casey was just not
covering spreads anymore, right? Like if you think back to last
year, there was a point mid season they’re just not covering
spreads. I think the Eagles are
overvalued right now. I mean, they’re still considered
like a top three team in the market.
Denver’s got AD, too. That’s the problem.
Yeah, but Denver also has Bone Nix, who’s looked like absolute
dog shit outside of playing against the Bengals.
And even then, I mean, his receivers let him down more in
that game, but the other games he’s overthrowing guys.
I’ve never seen a quarterback look more casual in the pocket
than Bonex. Him and Peyton are going to
throw down one of these days. They tell each other to fuck
off. Like it’s like they got a really
interesting thing. He’s the quick.
These guys butt heads like all the time.
It’s pretty wild. The biggest thing that I would
say that stands out to me about Philadelphia is like they get at
a sink really quickly. But even we saw in that Rams
game is that once they kind of click in, they did at the
beginning of that Bucks game, too, They were moving the ball
pretty well. Then they got up.
It felt like they got up by so much.
They’re like, yeah, we don’t need to do anything anymore.
Then almost fuck them. But their offensive line has
been kind of bad, Rob. Yeah, it’s not been the same as
it wasn’t passed. Like Wayne Johnson keeps leaving
games, he’s got some sort of neck thing going on, keeps
getting like a Stinger every single week.
I, I I don’t know, I can’t pinpoint exactly what the
problem is. Sometimes you just lose a
coordinator in the offseason and your offense just dies because
of that. But I mean, we’re going on four
games now. The only time we’ve seen the
Eagles do anything was second-half against the Rams
where they actually had to stretch the field.
And they did in that game. But in like these neutral game
states, they’re not doing anything.
I mean, it’s it’s, it’s tough to to bet that type of team to win
by more than a field goal in the NFL nowadays.
So I know Denver might be a little bit inflated.
They just, they just played the Bengals.
The Bengals are absolute ass. And what?
Are you liking the Battle of the Cats, Lions or Bengals?
Ah, well, you’re getting. We might, we might get to, we
might get to. My bronze pick here in a minute,
Yes. Foreshadowing.
There you go. You teed them up there.
That’s how you do it in the broad.
You got it. I I was initially leaning
Buccaneers plus 3 1/2 but I don’t.
Think. This Baker isn’t practicing
stuff that that. Kind of where’s the world?
Tampa Bay is going to be one of the biggest public dogs this
week. I mean, I don’t know who’s
betting Seattle other than this. Fucking tool.
I already bet Seattle this week as.
Well, I was going to put in my minerals.
You can get them at -3 right now too.
It’s like a Baker injury kind of changes this entire dynamic for
me. Yeah, the Baker.
And like, oddly, even like Bucky Irving, not Bucky Irving’s not
playing matters. Like even Sean Tucker.
Touchdown for you. I mean, the defense is.
Like Sean Tucker. Oh yeah, Tucker.
I like shot Tucker. He’s all right.
He’s fine. And with no Bucky Irving, he
might get a some of these carries.
I like that it’s true. Is Bucky Irving been ruled out
or no? No, no, he’s got 2 injuries.
He said he hurt his foot and his shoulder, but he didn’t
practice. So it’s still early.
We only have the Wednesday report.
He might, he might play, but. I mean seeking second medical
opinion. Unless he’s addicted to Mris,
then I I think he might not be playing.
Who knows? I just all you.
Need to know is that line is Tampa Bay like 3 like they’re
they’re so they’ve looked great. You know what I mean?
It’s just like that’s what sorry, +3.
You look at these guys as like a hot dog, like, you know what I
mean? Like like who’s who’s like
people still think Seattle’s fraudulent.
So I think it’s a good pick this week because I think they
actually win by margin. Yeah, they probably should be
favored by more, especially when you look at the offensive line
injuries too. If you have a banged up Baker
Yat worse came back. They were able to move the
center back to center, which is great.
They’re still down to O Lineman. O they’re down.
O lineman. D lineman, they’re down.
Cornerbacks safe. These like Tampa is sneaky.
One of the worst injury reports in the entire league.
After Baltimore, you might say Tampa Bay is worst.
Who’s this guy in the European Tour?
Elvis Gerbach. You see this guy?
I’ve never seen him on a leaderboard before.
You know, I wanted, I wanted Elvis Smiley to be doing.
Well, oh, Smiley. No, it’s remember, it’s Richard
Brem. Brem.
Ryan Brem. Ryan Brem.
Yeah. Brem Jordan.
Oh yeah, we got Jordan. Dustin Johnson’s on Page 1.
My guy, this, this, this doesn’t come out until all that’s over.
Oh boy. OK, no more golf chat.
I’m sorry. Bronze picks you guys.
No, I’m, I’m between. I’m.
Between I’m between the Lions and Colts.
Pick a pick pick pick A. You pick a dangerous predator in
the wilderness or you take a horse that’s running quite well
right now and could have actually won.
The fact that the Rams covered was fucking comedy.
That dropping the ball at the at the line.
The same guy with the holding penalty.
What a shit show. Yeah, you know the thing too, is
that what the most frustrating one about Most frustrating thing
about that one is it wasn’t like a Deshawn Jackson, like fucking
high stepping it into the end zone like idiot.
It’s just like the ball came out of his hands as, I mean, you
can’t, you can’t handicap that stuff.
But I, I think the Raiders had their chance.
The Raiders last week played the team that they were supposed to
beat last week, the team that they could bully up front.
You’re not going to be able to do that against the Colts.
I mean, I of those two, I I almost took the Colts as my
bras. It is indoors you guys know
about. You guys are the ones who tell
me about Gino Cooks indoors. He he was cooking indoors and
now no one can block for him. Yeah, yeah, it’s a problem.
Gino Cooks is. Nowadays.
That’s what he’s doing. I can’t.
He single handedly blew that game.
That was just, it was awesome. One of the worst quarterback
performances in a long time. And you know, you know what the
Raiders are going to do. They ran for 200 yards last
week. They’re down their starting left
tackle. You know what they’re going to
do this week? They’re going to line up and
they’re going to try to jam it up the middle against Grover
Stewart and Deforest Buckner. You know how that’s going to.
Work Not well. Stewart and Buckner are fucking
big boys. That’s a lot of beef, but.
Buckner has hit every week in his tackle prop, by the way,
his. Own Oh, he’s amazing.
Yeah. All of those guys are killers
like longevity, too. Players like they’re they’re
yeah, they’re mean up front, but I don’t know that for some
reason, I think the Raiders show up in like a crazy track meet
and cover 6 1/2. That’s just.
I I could see that and then I kind of switch it back like what
what’s the case against the Lions to cover 10, Rob, is that
it’s outdoors. They’ve been, I mean, they went
to Baltimore and scored 40 points.
So I don’t think going to Cincinnati is going to be that
big of a deal. So the only case that I can make
for the Bengals is that the Lions might not have any
cornerbacks this week. And.
OK, like I know how bad the Bengals are, but Chase and
Higgins against a complete backup secondary, they should
have a lot of space. I mean DJ Reed is on IR, Terry
and Arnold’s probably not going to play.
He’s not good but like the the backups are worse than him.
Khalil Dorsey has a concussion. Like they’re probably going to
be down 3 quarterbacks this week.
And Kirby Joseph, who was one of the best safeties in the league
last year, didn’t practice yesterday either.
So that’s the case for the Bengals is that maybe they just
because of the injuries in the secondary, they can finally do
something. I just don’t know that their old
line can hold up to be honest. The Bengals don’t get a ton of
pressure to begin with, and Detroit’s running at a very
healthy offensive line. And Detroit can generate a ton
of pressure with just four guys, which would really worry me if I
was Jake Browning. Oh yeah, everything.
That that team’s a joke. Man, it’s a lot of points.
Zach Taylor, send that guy to the Sun like he’s he’s done for
it. I don’t know how he survived as
as the NFL media basically said he was one of the best coaches
in the league. Like this guy was getting
greased for years now. Now like now things are getting
that’s the whole thing. Like these narratives, a lot of
them are just fucking. They’re BS.
Well if Joe Burrow getting hurt gets Zach Taylor fired, then it
was a great injury to Joe Pearl because that guy is way
overstayed. Horrible coach, but that’s the
that that’s the the argument that I could make.
Chase Brown under rushing yards. So much AP Ryan in live in game
receptions over when they’re down 21 points and everything’s
a dump off in the backfield. You know who might be an under
this week too? Is Omarion Hampton for rushing
yards? Yeah, he looked better last
week. He looked, I know he looked
really good last week. I would go kind of like under,
under rushing yards, over receptions for him against
Washington. That’s where I would be leaning.
Yeah, I mean, listen, if if Joelt was playing, the line
wouldn’t be what it is. But if Joelt is playing, I would
really like the Joelt. Joel’s not playing though.
I know, I know, I know. That’s the read.
That’s the real problem, yeah. So I hear here’s some Omarion
numbers where he’s from the Mayo Media newsletter.
So came you may have already printed this out and read it on
the shitter, who knows? I do and I also saw your golf
picks and we’re on a few of the same guys, but I can’t talk golf
anymore. Shows not coming out.
Omarion Hampton Washington is allowing the second fewest
running back yards per carry before contact this season.
Chargers running backs are averaging the 9th fewest yards
per carry before contact this season.
Neither down Joe Walt Hampton’s 74.1% gain rate on Rush’s ranks
30th of 36 qualified running backs, which means that he’s
probably going to have to do most of it through the receiving
game. The one problem with that would
be Washington allows the second highest opponent A dot rob.
So if you’re going to beat Washington, you tend to beat
them down the field, not with dump.
Offs, yes. The only thing I’ll also say
with like the Washington run defense stuff, they played the
Giants in week one who are giving the ball to Tyrone Tracy
over and over, couldn’t do anything.
They played Las Vegas in Week 3 who also can’t run the ball.
So I think it’s a little bit. Misleading.
Hey, Las Vegas was able to run the ball last week.
Yeah, the Bears defensive front is terrible.
Maybe. Part of that, I mean, maybe,
maybe we don’t know, Maybe it’s Washington’s D is actively good
at shutting this stuff down. Maybe it’s the other way?
We don’t know that it that is true, it could.
Be I I would prefer to pick a lane, even if my lane ends up
being wrong, at least I want to have some sort of justification
behind this that if I pick the lane that’s correct, I feel like
I’m good. I totally understand that, I I’m
in the exact same boat. I like to pick a lane even if
it’s going to be wrong totally. I got a lot of lanes.
I don’t know where the I don’t know where the fuck I’m going
to. That’s the whole problem.
The lane is there, but I like I don’t know, I’m going to tell
you guys something like this Lions Bengals game is this could
be like something doesn’t smell right.
It’s just I get that. I get that vibe.
Cam, I’m going to tell you this. I love you as a brother, man.
We’ve been doing this show together for years now.
Whenever a good team plays a shit team, you get a vibe that
the shit team is going to keep it close every single game.
Well, I got off my and I’m not significant, which was stronger
than any type of drug heroin. It was the Tennessee Titans.
Like I I told you I I shake that habit.
Some people have different forms of illness.
You have an illness in that you you see these shit teams getting
points. And something with Dallas
against Green Bay, that narrative.
Agreed. It’s going to work sometimes and
you’re going to justify it in your head.
You’re going to be like, see, I fucking told those guys.
And then there’s going to be other times where the Panthers
don’t cover for like 6 straight weeks and you but it’s like a
balance. This week against Miami.
I I do not. I’m indifferent.
Yeah, I have no. That’s fine.
I’m going to stick in. I’m going to stay in my fucking
lane with my dirty pooches, OK, that’s what.
I’m, I’m. I’m just saying.
No, you’re right. You’re right.
You’re right about every front. My brain has been wired this
way. Yes, you have to understand.
Years of talking to Billy the doorman and fucking dogs, dogs,
dogs, dogs. When I was a kid, learning
blackjack, da da, da, da, da. Like everything.
It’s always about the underdog, the little guy, this and that.
Whatever I’ve been, I’ve been put in my head since I was a
child, Man, you’re gonna have to Clockwork Orange reprogram me or
it’s not gonna change. It’s hard.
Like sometimes he’s I’m telling you, hey, I went two and one
last week. I I, but sometimes I guide the
Patriots too. Like I had a brilli.
I had a great week, Rob, more winners and losers.
But I’ll tell you like, yeah, I take too many dogs sometimes,
but. It’s OK, man.
Yeah. I just don’t know what the
blackjack reference had to do with that.
No. I I.
Learning blackjack. I don’t know how that fits into
the equation. Of loving underdogs.
You’re right, it makes no fucking sense.
I don’t even know what I’m talking about.
I’m literally running on fumes and I got another show to do at
11. So yeah.
Did we? What do we do now?
We will. Fill out eight.
We will fill out our teaser. I blow it.
I had the first incorrect leg of the season last week with the
chargers. We dropped a three and one with
our 6.3 game teaser. We’re going to get back on track
this week. I have a couple options I can
take here that I really like like each one of my mineral
selections. I think you could put it into a
teaser, which I think would work out fine.
I might actually even play that teaser plus 140, but it does it.
Would anyone like to nominate a teaser leg because.
I would Washington Commies plus 8 1/2.
OK. We can get you 9.
Thank you, I will take 9. I will.
I will take the Buffalo Bills. Yeah, that was going to be my
second choice, Pizzola. Wow these these ones didn’t even
cross my mind so this is perfect.
I will take Indy down to 1/2 point.
You better hope for bad Gino Gino.
I mean, Gugino could play and the Colts could still win this
game. No, very much so, Very much so.
I think that Arizona down to 1, the Giants up to 8.
Giants I think is a decent one for.
Which one? Rams, I think, I think the
Giants, well, Rams, Thursday Night Football would be a decent
option. Arizona, yeah, is.
I I really like the spots where you get the the favorite of just
above 7 and you get them down below 7 and three.
Those are ones I like. Yeah.
Like if you just really want to do that this we could go
Buffalo, Indy, Arizona, the Rams, 4 Lagger and just get them
all. Just it’s basically a money line
parlay at that point, but for better odds.
Yep, agreed. OK.
Survivor, we briefly discussed this at the beginning.
I’m taking the Rams. I think that Arizona is the
look, if it wasn’t one of those two teams, Rob, would you, let’s
say like you, you really needed to move on?
Would you be pumping Buffalo, Detroit?
Like which one of these big spread teams would you go with?
So I would probably go with Indy just because Indy also has very
little future value and Tennessee that.
But that week where they have Tennessee, it will likely be a
week where almost your whole pool is going to be on it.
I don’t, I think I looked at that week and there wasn’t a lot
of big favorites. So that’s like a reason to want
to not take them against Tennessee.
I think it’s 3 or 4 weeks from now, but I, I think between
Arizona, Arizona, Rams, Colts, those would be the three that I
would look at the prop. Buffalo I think will win.
But Buffalo is like they’re your backup plan where they have so
many easy games where if you don’t have a a week where you
can, you know, you’re not confident you can use the Bills.
And for you, Cam, where would you go?
I would go with Rams and Arizona.
Arizona. We have one more thing to do on
this show right now. It’s time to strap yourself in
for the fastest 60 seconds in football.
Cam Go. Rams Might is 7 F.
My name is Cleveland Brown. I’m here to say old friends and
new friends and even a bear plus 3 1/2.
Let’s roll. Ravens plus 1 1/2.
The G Men plus 1 1/2. Paul E Panther plus 1 1/2.
RRRRRR. Raiders plus 6 1/2.
Horse Steam Broncos plus 4 1/2. That’s the New York Jets plus 2
1/2 turndals -8 1/2 more Birds, Seahawks, 3 Squawks, Commanders,
Commies. What do you have them for?
Call them. They’re plus 2 1/2 Bengals plus
10 1/2 trap game romp. I’m sick.
Buffalo Bill RESPECT and Jim Kelly pass to Andre Reed talking
to me talking to me. Then we got the Jaguars 3 1/2
claws. I love that.
I love that. I wanted to see how many seconds
it was going to take before I heard of the word minus in there
because I heard a lot of plus. I have bills minus you.
Got a few? You got a few.
Much minus I have Cardinals minus I have.
Yeah, you got a few. You got like. 3 or 4 May.
I may I hear the jet sound effect again please?
I don’t know. What do you do for a jet?
I don’t know. It’s not.
Bad. I.
When I when I heard it the first time, I thought it was like
lasers. Lasers.
Yeah, it sounds like a laser. I I got to work on my themes.
All I all my birds are the same, except for Cardinals.
Is a little guy. He’s cheap, cheap, cheap Seahawk
Eagle. And who’s the other meme?
Ravens. Falcon.
Frank Falcon. Yeah.
They’re all like they’re big attacking birds.
I don’t have a difference between a Jaguar, a fucking
Panther and a lion. I also noticed that you led with
Rams and you made the sound of a horse as well.
I am I, I told you, like people. My sound effects are horrible.
But yeah, I can’t. I can’t.
I was just. Confused.
It’s also talking horses on the show before.
Like literally getting up on stage, go everybody like you
know what I mean? Like I got to, I got to think on
my feet here. No, I don’t know how your brain
works. I honestly have no idea, but
it’s we’ve talked horses on the show before.
I just wanted to make sure that you were aware that the A RAM is
not in in. I know what I do for him.
I I. And Cam but I had but the cab.
Rough for sure in honor. Of you, Cam.
Yeah. There you go.
That’s good. Ron Ram.
In honor of you, I’m going to go to Cool Bet right now.
I’m going to place a $5 wager of all of your picks and if it
wins, I’ll donate it to WAR. Amps, there you go, the best
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play an underdog location. Rob, we went head to head on
Monday night for a watch along. Fatality.
Yeah. I mean, you got a bigger
following than I do, Pat. We had cost.
We had cost. I know, by the way, you know, I
wish I could have tuned in for that, honestly, I was on air at
the exact same time. But what are you going to do?
Such as life forward progress for me if you want to check out
my stuff. Also just one other quick plug.
I’m starting to do more educational stuff in the sports
betting space on circles off. I’m trying to do them in like a
weird format. Some of them reaction videos,
some you know whatever if you’re into.
If you want to learn more about sports betting circles off
channel on YouTube, check it out Circle Jerks.
That’s. That’s what you know what?
You know what, Cam? It’s not the first time I heard
that one. Yeah, yes.
It’s the Busting Nut channel. Yeah.
That’s bustin nuts. Rob Bazola Bustin nuts.
I might just change my Twitter handle to that.
Yeah, I like bustin nuts. At Bustin Nuts.
Yeah, at Bustin Nuts. Yeah, it’s amazing.
There’s 100% chance that’s gone. Oh yeah, but you.
And somebody’s got bustin nuts. Bustin nuts 69420 I mean, it’s
easy. How about nasty nuts?
You know, like the nasty boys? I don’t know, nuts.
Wow, because the crazy that our our younger listeners will get.
Yeah, Tom Testicles, I will be on the Sports Grid Network and
also Rob coming soon in your neck of the woods at Colossus.
Vaughn, Cam Stewart with his shit jokes, bad sound effects
and fun banter. Also with prizes for children
and even adults at Shoeless Joe’s Jays playoffs.
Let’s roll. Pizzolas already got the hat on.
Let’s fucking do this. Long, long run equals bills
being paid. Go Jays.
Let’s do it. Go support Cam at Sheila’s shows
in Vaughn. Have people come in to see you
already? A couple.
I got to be honest with you, Visine, Vince, a couple of my
buddies. One group came in, but that was
also for a random Sunday and I didn’t have a microphone.
The DJ took the mic and mine didn’t hook up to the
soundboard. We’re going to have a portable
one and and I’m going to tell you the one thing that brings
people together other than free food and drink is Blue Jays
baseball. Young, old, families, party
time. It’s just one of the rob, you
know, baseball’s kind of different.
Like playoff baseball’s a big deal.
So that place is going to get rock and we’re going to see it’s
going to be packed. What you need to do is be like
myself and Doctor Joyce Brothers and bring your own microphone.
I did, but it didn’t work into their sound board.
It was a really bad sound board. Bad sound board or bad
microphone? It’s debatable.
Was it like one of those little tiny?
Oh, it’s a sensitizer. It’s just, but I just, I used to
have teaser Tony as my AV guy, but Tony, yeah, I forgot.
About teaser Tony Wow, what happened to teaser Tony?
We’re working on a We might be working on a script for some
things, but I’ll talk about it later.
Can’t let the cat out of the bag.
Me and Tony, we haven’t been able to get together.
Dude. Can’t.
Let the orange out of the peel bag.
Yeah, yeah, that’s right. There’s two ways to peel an
orange, but there’s really only one.
I mean, what kind of look with the script?
You can’t let the cat out of the bag with the script.
The guy’s name’s Teaser Tony. OK.
If I tell you, if I tell you, if I tell you now it’s my patent.
You can’t steal it. We’re going on the show.
Do you know how many people watching?
If you shot you, I’ll kill you. I’m going to.
I’m going to like literally, I’m going to own half of your
property. You bet I can.
Where I do crazy shit. That’s the show.
You bet I can. I love this.
Yeah. No.
Shit, Rob, I’m going to do my hands.
What do you think? My legal the team is kind of
going to come after you because cus does is a thing that we
already have in. Production.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
This is my stuff and we’ve been working on it for a long time,
but we just haven’t been able to get together due to family
obligations. No, no teasers hitting either.
That to fund the entire thing. Tony teaser yeah I don’t know
he’s he does a lot of fishing shows and shit right Rob like
that’s what he’s kind of doing now he does he does he’s like
long form like goat and catch a big bass and stuff like that
he’s doing fine I. Mean hitting teasers maybe, Who
knows? I will be live.
I mean, I’ll be back live on Friday with Tambell of my
Weekend Update show for the CHEAT SHEET.
If you just want to know what you need to know.
Not a whole lot of laughs on that Sunday show, on that
Saturday show, but it’s like 20 minutes of injuries, rankings,
bats and DraftKings. What you need to know is all
there will be in CHEAT SHEET form as well in the Mayo Media
newsletter. Some of that for free, but Kust
and I and Jared will be live on Sunday morning watching the 1st
90 minutes of Red Zone. You can watch it on YouTube or
check out playback.tv. Hit up the PME room where you
can actually watch Red Zone on that with us.
It’ll stream up there. You’ll get our commentary.
You might even be able to join in if you can.
Just check out our commentary if you want to watch along with us
on. Bob, you stole that mug.
You stole that mug from Muldoons.
No, the guy. What do you mean I stole?
You think I steal? Mug Yeah, well, I got that.
You like not going from the Fight Network?
The guy that used to come and service the off office machines
gave me a mug he gave. You the mug.
You think I’m fucking stealing mug?
Like I have a million mugs? What do you think I need to
steal Muldoon’s coffee? I took a mug.
I needed one. That’s that’s life.
Yeah, but the way you came at me there like I stole.
It I, I just know the brand. Anyway, I I’m on to you Pizzola.
Hope you have a great week. Yeah, the guy saw me drinking
out of the office machine when he was servicing it.
He’s like, I got some mugs you want, and I’m like, yeah, sure.
Sounds, sounds, sounds made-up. I’ll.
See you next time. Yeah.
I wasn’t done the show yet.
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we need a protect our parks style monthly with cust-geoff-pizzo-cam all together
16 minutes in and best “best bets” episode ever
This intro got me laughing so hard 😂omg can is a legend
Get teaser tony on the show
Most charities take a huge cut for themselves. Cam is right
😶🌫
That thumbnail. 😂😂😂😂
"… But you know, sometimes I can fool you with stupidity as well!" was the best line of the show
16:50 is my season long platinum pick
What about buttnuts?
Love your show you guys are amazing
Are your offers for fellow Canadians?
Cam Stuart is our favorite
Cam Stuart is our favorite but love the banter with him and rob
To be honest, many of the penalties on the Jets were so terrible that it felt like referees were smoking crack that Monday night game
Best show of the week!
Did Pat ever finalize his Bronze pick?
I didn’t even finish watching the other picks show with Cust. I’m falling behind!!!
Patty you have a penis head patty did anyone tell u that , you are funny though keep it up patty mayonnaise
Dude with the red hair clueless, you realize everyone was on giants, its called bad scheduling spot for chargers. Every pro bettor had giants lol
Cam…you are amazing buddy.
My favourite show of the week!
never heard of settlers
You stole my mug. War amps and we need ai format of cam fastest 60 secs
Cust is gonna have some competition this year
instead of "you bet i can",mabye "you be i cam" hmm..
Pats face when Cam mentions "Teaser Tony" is absolutely hilarious
Fantastic show as always, fellas!
For Cam andy reid 225/1 for coach of the year
Rob, you stole that mug! 😂
Best close to an episode of any mayo media network show. Pat’s reaction to Cam blurting that out made me lose my mind.
Best podcast on YouTube hands down
what's this about watching Redzone? I'm down
Give Cam a cfl show!
Birds and Catsss. Lets go Cam
"D&D -6.5". what a quote by Cam
Another gem of a show
Haha don't bring that shit out here…Cape Breton Rough riders…why not
“I know you know people, I know people too. But people know people, and theres other people that we know don’t know” – Cam
Cam is special. That is all
1:14:20 mayos face😂
What’s the CFL?
Thank you Pat
Round robin dog parlay: browns, panthers and jets.
This show has become a staple!