Imagine having to display that absolutely horrid-looking ball for the rest of your life!
That said, way to f-ing go.
3wdeeznuts
Learn to call it an albatross or go straight to jail
ripper_14

mterrelljr02
albatross is the word, for god sake = is PAR
bristoltobrisbane
“Double Eagle” is the most ludicrous Americanism in all of golf. It makes no sense. Call it 1.5 Eagles if you really want! It’s up with the all-time American language crimes along with “I could care less”.
Rant over. Congrats man, holing a 246 yard 5W is ridiculously impressive!
AlarmingBandicoot
That ball has seen some shit. You can rest easy now, brother.
TheBigYellowCar
Noice. What the hell did you do to that ball? Looks like you used it to demonstrate bird migratory patterns or something.
GamerDude133
Sir, if you made an albatross then we are not equal.
k12pcb
Albatross ffs
Xlipki
Sure it’s more under par than a hole-in-one, but even you’d trade it for a hole-in-one. Admit it.
Great job, though!
DonkeeJote
Double Eagle is a multi-billion dollar O&G company in Texas. No idea what that has to do with this.
I_cant_hear_you_27
Did you keep the ball safe? Or tee off on the next hole right into the water?
KCChiefsGolfer
F me man. Double 5 wood on a par 5?!? It went in?!?! Send me your venmo. One beer on me! Congrats you asshole thanks for sharing
GentianGT4
I genuinely don’t know how anyone is hitting a 5 wood 250 and not be able to break 90 every round. Golf is crazy. Congrats on your albatross though
anonymouslyHere4fun

Joshhagan6
I apologize. I’ve had two of those from 200 yards out each time, but never a hole in one from any distance far shorter (been playing 2 decades now around scratch golf). God loves and hates me.
captaindingus93
(boston accent) You think you’re better than me?
Billybobberry0
No way, you mean a negative triple bogey??
turaguy
Albatross
BackNew7215
I’m impressed and I also prefer the term double eagle. Much better than a hole in one. Far fewer golfers are even capable of the achievement. Almost anybody can achieve a hole in one.
off760
Ive got 1!!! 257 3 wood. For me its better than my 4 HIOs.
DixieNormas011
Tf is a double eagle? 3 under? Or 4?
cyberbro256
I honestly thought you meant you got 2 eagles today
SpeezCS
Welcome to the club, congrats!
JayRexx
Nope, you’re just a little better. All I got is a hole in 3.
Bigdogggggggggg
I’ll say, hole in ones are highly overrated, mostly luck. An albatross wins my respect all day everyday.
early_ok_homerun
Welcome to the club. Don’t mind the group in the corner by themselves who did it on a par 4. No one likes those guys here or the hole in 1 club.
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Congrats king
No you didn’t
Ayee. Good job, my guy
An albatross?
Imagine having to display that absolutely horrid-looking ball for the rest of your life!
That said, way to f-ing go.
Learn to call it an albatross or go straight to jail

albatross is the word, for god sake
= is PAR
“Double Eagle” is the most ludicrous Americanism in all of golf. It makes no sense. Call it 1.5 Eagles if you really want! It’s up with the all-time American language crimes along with “I could care less”.
Rant over. Congrats man, holing a 246 yard 5W is ridiculously impressive!
That ball has seen some shit. You can rest easy now, brother.
Noice. What the hell did you do to that ball? Looks like you used it to demonstrate bird migratory patterns or something.
Sir, if you made an albatross then we are not equal.
Albatross ffs
Sure it’s more under par than a hole-in-one, but even you’d trade it for a hole-in-one. Admit it.
Great job, though!
Double Eagle is a multi-billion dollar O&G company in Texas. No idea what that has to do with this.
Did you keep the ball safe? Or tee off on the next hole right into the water?
F me man. Double 5 wood on a par 5?!? It went in?!?! Send me your venmo. One beer on me! Congrats you asshole thanks for sharing
I genuinely don’t know how anyone is hitting a 5 wood 250 and not be able to break 90 every round. Golf is crazy. Congrats on your albatross though

I apologize. I’ve had two of those from 200 yards out each time, but never a hole in one from any distance far shorter (been playing 2 decades now around scratch golf). God loves and hates me.
(boston accent) You think you’re better than me?
No way, you mean a negative triple bogey??
Albatross
I’m impressed and I also prefer the term double eagle. Much better than a hole in one. Far fewer golfers are even capable of the achievement. Almost anybody can achieve a hole in one.
Ive got 1!!! 257 3 wood. For me its better than my 4 HIOs.
Tf is a double eagle? 3 under? Or 4?
I honestly thought you meant you got 2 eagles today
Welcome to the club, congrats!
Nope, you’re just a little better. All I got is a hole in 3.
I’ll say, hole in ones are highly overrated, mostly luck. An albatross wins my respect all day everyday.
Welcome to the club. Don’t mind the group in the corner by themselves who did it on a par 4. No one likes those guys here or the hole in 1 club.
I like the art!
No, obviously God likes you better.
You made an Albatross