2 pints of Julian Speroni and a packet of Bjork Scratchings please mate. #Portsmouth

Here’s how to get the attention of a waiter in a restaurant. Honestly, this guy lives in his own world. This is how we get the attention of waiters. Important. Oh, time for another point. That’s all right. That’s all right. Don’t worry. I’ll get his attention. Oi, mate.