I Don’t Blame Tiger Woods | Gary Owen (Throwback)

I Don’t Blame Tiger Woods | Gary Owen (Throwback)

Good, good to be here in LA, man. LA a lot of a lot of celebrities in the audience. I saw saw Mor more chestnuts here. Yeah, man. Am I the only one? Every time I see Boys in the Hood, I think Ricky might live for some reason. Like when he’s running the alley, he might make a left or something. You be pulling for more. Don’t go to the store. You passed the test. The bloods are coming in a tiny car, Morris. They’re going to kill you. You be pulling, man. Stop eating the [ __ ] Twinkies, bro. Pay attention. You die every time. Just do boy. [Applause] [ __ ] He’s good. He was good in that movie. I’m glad. I’m glad uh you know I’m glad about last last couple weeks. I’m glad uh I’m glad Tiger’s just back to playing golf. You know, God, man. I I mean, you know, I was I hear every politician I hear every comment talk about Tiger. I’m like, I don’t know what you know. I don’t blame him for nothing. I blame his wife for everything. Everything. I don’t blame Tiger for [ __ ] You know, you know, ladies, listen to me. If you married to a billionaire, don’t check his phone. Leave him alone. He’s a billionaire. Okay? You don’t check a billionaire’s phone. Okay? Now, if you married to a man that makes 50,000 a year, check his [ __ ] You know, cuz you can find another man that makes 50,000 a year. You ain’t going to find another billionaire. Doesn’t Tiger’s wife know she pink? She got nowhere to go down after Tiger. Let me tell you something. If my wife’s a billionaire, I’m not checking [ __ ] She can do whatever she wants. I’m not [ __ ] up my lifestyle cuz she wants a little dick on the side. She deserves that dick. She’s a big in there. You earned that dick, baby. That’s your dick. You enjoy that dick. That is your dick. All right. Now, whatever you’re doing to him ain’t got [ __ ] to do with us. We good. That’s your dick, baby. You enjoy that dick. That is your dick. Check a billionaire’s phone. How y’all got one phone, Tiger? One phone? Just one goddamn phone? One. Just one. God damn, I’m a billionaire. I got 365 prepaids. God damn it. [Applause] What’s going on? Lot lot of pretty girls in LA. A lot of pretty beautiful. I mean, LA got some pretty girls, man. Got got some ugly [ __ ] too, though. Wow. [ __ ] That’s the one thing I don’t understand about women. Why don’t ugly women know they’re ugly? That [ __ ] bothers me. Ladies, how do you not know you ugly? You know, pretty women know they’re pretty. Why don’t ugly women know they’re ugly? You know, and if y’all ugly ladies, it’s cool. I don’t blame you. I blame your parents. is genetics, you know, cuz I hate that [ __ ] when people say, “Well, two ugly people can make a pretty baby.” Well, that pretty baby is going to be a ugly ass adult when she grows up and her parents’ features kick in. Two ugly people ain’t making no pretty adult. Suck my dick. That doesn’t happen. You can make a pretty baby. Babies ain’t got bones yet. Once that bone structure kicks in, it’s a wrap. Make a pretty adult, ugly people. Impress me. Make a pretty adult. Ain’t about make a pretty baby. That [ __ ] ain’t hard.

I don’t blame that man one bit

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