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Welcome back to more Bonanza. This is part four. I think we um finished off the poison swamp, the classic poison swamp area, and now we’re moving on to uh whatever’s next though. I want to go do the ice area if it’ll let me. But we’re uh I think I need to go that way. Or is this the way unlocked? No, that’s where I came from. It wants me to go that way. But that path on the left is probably the ice area. The clouds stretching into the distance are a sobering sight. We can see a giant hole ahead as though someone shaved a chunk out of the sea of clouds. We have come to the next sinkhole. It is quite large. I think I read this last time. [Music] Big monkey. All right. Hi. 15 minutes. No, I don’t think so. the divine. Yeah, this is just like an odyssey where you get to pick one or two directions and then you go back and do the other one. Three to five minute vids of playthroughs. If I did that, all of my playthroughs would have 100 episodes, if not more. I I would never be able to get through all of my games. It just it wouldn’t work. It wouldn’t happen. That guy’s got a cool hat. Hold on. Let me throw something at him. Welcome and all. It’s time for quest question quest with Quiz Tone. It’s Chuck Quizone. What do some of the salvager monkeys have attached to their fishing lines? A magnet. They may be fishing, but they’re not out for fish. A magnet is the best bait for reeling in sunken scrap. What was running wild inside the benandium refinery? A mixer. The refiner is all the worst rever. If VOCCO has been monkeying with your tools, you better check your warranty. What gets restored when you sit on a chair or bench? My health. Your health is running low. Sit down on the nearest chair. Kong, congratulations. You got them. All right. Is it a banana? I can’t believe it was a banana [Music] of all the things to give me. Another banana. Glide for longer. Fast charge. A third bomb. Faster drum bead. Got to spend it on something. I guess we’ll get some more health. I forgotten how to be monkey. No, that’s not true. A banana. Say it ain’t so. Me and my Japanese Pauline. Freezer path. We are punch punch. Yum. [Music] Saw some 80 hour RPG with like part 754. I mean, if that’s like the only game that they ever played, then maybe. But I mean, that’s been my thing is like I I want to upload like all my dumbathons, but I don’t because I know it’s going to just add so many more videos I got to upload. We I still think I might at some point, but I’m also okay with Dumbathons just being a a live experience and nothing else. Got to get the gold, DK. Get that money. [Music] More loading zones, please. Cold and frozen. A nice frosty treat. I like his little bow tie. Hey, a sea lily. Oh, what’s what’s wrong, Pauline? Are you cold? So much snow. Put on a stunt show. This is a great spot for snowboarding. While your pepper peepers at the big slope, it’s a perfect spot to try this out. Okay. Assuming that’s why No, that’s probably not why they gave me this square. [Music] What are you saying? That’s the cooling tower. Respect. It’s freezing power, man. Ah, there’s a thing I got to read. Every surface here is covered in white. The frigid wind in the layer chills us to our very core. Some sort of frozen cotton is falling from the sky. We are told it is snow. Snow. Our source is a local resident with quite fashionable stripes. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Bash. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash. Splash. I’m going to the planet core. What is this? Who are you? Why are you so shiny? Oh, were you full of gold? Snowboarding fun. What are you? Are you a zebra? Welcome to the freezer lair. Folks usually come here to enjoy cool frozen treats, but lately it’s been way too cold for comfort. It’s bad, bro. Bruh. Can you cross the crumbly bridge and see what’s up? That’d be sweet. High five. High five. Why are all the characters characters from Madagascar? Oh, it is ice cream cone. They’re out of choco banana. Okay, you are making a lot of noise, buddy. Woohoo! I’m still going. I think I got him. Gosh. I feel like this area especially is going to be horrible for my bit rate. No. Get out of here. Armading banana. [Music] Still don’t hear any music. It’s waiting for my fendana drift music to show up, but I ain’t hear nothing. Oh, it’s shaped like a big zebra. It’s dead now. Full house, bro. Which house was this? This was not where I was before, was it? No. [Music] I see. I am much further than I thought I was. Oh, this one you got to throw probably throw snow to make little spots you can climb up. Long chilly dog. It’s pretty satisfying. Hey, what’s up, Dee? How you been? This ain’t working. I’m getting get nothing out of this. Don’t bonk it, you dumb dumb. No, I need more snow. Just going to bring out the bird. That’s going. Been a little bit since I last played this, so Oops. [Music] Just do that. [Music] Easy. [Music] Uh, there was one of those bonus rooms back by that one dude’s house. Wherever that was. Not this guy’s house. This actually I don’t remember. No, I think I did surf down. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I did surf down here. Woohoo. [Music] I did. Oh, I don’t remember. What is that? This is a hard level to make out what the hell’s going on. There’s just everything looks very similar. I got a bed. Slumbering in the snow. [Music] Woohoo! Banana banana steak hidden smash. Got to get all the fossils. Oh, you’re a scary one, aren’t you? [Music] Just had to just had to drop an egg bomb on him. What’s up, Nami? This way. Ah, wee. I don’t want that anymore. Was it here? No. Why am I so blind? Uh, I want to go. There was a There was a house around here that had a little bonus on it. Oh, another house. I love building houses. That’s just what I do. Donkey. preserved bug. Nice. That is where I started. Who’s this little guy? I want this. [Music] Where’d he go? Where’d he go? That’s a little sneaky devil. What? Oh, well, I’m down here now. Find me a treasure. They’re so easy to find. I think they just randomly spawn if I understand correctly. Okay. Where did that guy go? He did not go down here. I don’t think No. Oh, maybe up here. Banana. I do like banana. I do like find banana. No idea if that guy was trying to lead me there or not. I can’t seem to find him now. Hey, what’s in here? Oh, is this just another way to get No, this is different. What is this? Let me read first. Introduce our latest frozen treat. Fruity Choco Mint ice cream. The treat offers sophisticated flavor with a delicate sweetness, bruh. So, to balance that, we make sure to cut the fruit into big honking chunks. Chunky cubes of fruit and a refreshing bed of mint. It’s like a flavor lanch. Flavor lanch. [Music] Huge. Huge big fruit. The biggest of fruits. Oh, I’m back up here. Yeah, I hear a little green bug. Well, not green. He was very pink. I don’t know why I said green. I’m not color blind. What are you talking about? Nice house. Okay. What did I do? We surf down here and then I went this way and then I went up. [Music] I’m not crazy, am I? Dang it. There was definitely a house with a little little mini game thingy in it. The hell was it? All right, whatever. I don’t care anymore. Unless this was it. Yeah, he’s not yet. Oh, well, [Music] run monkey, run. Maybe it was here. It was right here. I found it. They didn’t get away from me. Music. I got a record. Got this banana. Okay, now I’ll now I’ll progress the story. [Music] No, no. Get out of here, monster. Easy, please. High five. Oh, you lost your hat. I’m sorry. When we try to cross the bridge, it crumbles and collapses under us. How can zebras are Now, how come zebras are able to cross it? No fair, no fair. Yeah, what is up with that? Yikes, bro. This cold snap stinks. I’m worried about the cooling tower. You look like you fixed problems, bro. Could you go check it out for us? You’ll find a way into the cooling tower over in that direction. There’s a path for zebras right here. And a path for not zebras. If you were a zebra, you could just dash straight across the crumbling bridge. The bridge is way too fragile and you know crumbly for non zebra legs. It’s a longer route, but you could try going through the tunnels lower down. What if I just fly over it as bird? Did you consider that possibility? I don’t think they considered that possibility. Or I could just No. Hey, what’s up? Sure. We got to do it. We got to do it the cool way. Whoa. Okay, buddy. No, that’s fine. They’re so fast. [Music] I could make a snow path all the way over there. Four. Just bird across. [Music] Easy every time. Red hot rotations. Hey, record. [Music] Are these just gold blocks or something? Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. [Music] I touched the fire. I’m sorry. What? We got two more. I know there’s going to be a little al cove in one of these bad boys. Pretty pretty predictable, I’d say. Ow. Rude. Oh gosh, this camera is doing nothing for me. What the heck? Oh. [Music] record up there. Oh, I I see what’s happening. Oh my gosh. found where all the all the idiots died, I guess. So many records, so much health. [Music] It’s going to be down there. Is it going to be like on this side? Probably. That probably make more sense. It’s probably right here. Just like that. No, no, no. [Music] Bye-bye. Not too shabby. [Music] that my reward for uh getting across. I did it. I got across. I earned it fair and square as well. I got to listen to my new tunes. [Music] Hey, nice hat. Look at him. He looks like a zebra. We have storefront set up all over the underground world. Drop in and do some shopping. It’s the stuff shop. Let’s buy some stuff. I’m going to not destroy your little setup there, buddy. Reduce damage from ice water. Extend your zebra bonanza time. All right, we got to get the funny. [Music] [Music] What silly sounds this monkey make? All right, let’s dress. Let’s do We’ll play a little dress up. Let’s do Just do a little bit of dress up. Dig it. My britches. You guys look stupid. Good job. Happy for you. This monkey is freezing today. Okay. [Music] This do that’ll give us access to the cooling tower. But what is down yonder? Where did where did we go? Did you know? Oh, hide and seek. Got it. There’s one. [Music] Any other hideand seekers around here? [Music] Didn’t even mean to punch that guy. I’m just swinging over here. Oh, look at those. That guy looks like a real nasty fell. Where are the earths to you? Oh, sign. Oops. Introducing our latest frozen treat. Cave in ice cream. Big bold pile of choco rock sits buried under the soft chocolate ice cream. To survive this cave-in, you’ll have to dig your way out with your mouth. Eat your way to sweet, sweet freedom. Tasty treasure hunt treat, bruh. Bruh, [Music] what’s going on? What’s going on in here? I really like your little That’s so cute. Look at that little iced ceiling fan. Cuz obviously this place ain’t cold enough. You got to cool it some more, huh? I need more balloons clearly. Well, I didn’t want to break everything, but guess I’m going to have to. What are you doing down there? [Music] Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. Smash. The last one hiding. Where are you? It’s not up here. Got to be like Not there. Just going to smash until I show up. Trying to look somewhere where the other jerks aren’t. My me just breaking everything. Smash, smash, smash, bash, bash. Where where are they? I think the last time I did one of these, it took me forever to find that last one. [Music] Oh, maybe he’s he might be actually stuck in the goop. [Music] It’s all made of gold. Money [Music] money. This big snow idiot. Get out of the way, you dumbass. I know. We’ll make our armor out of snow. We’ll be unstoppable. [Music] Yeah. Smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash, smash. [Music] Yeah. All right. Where the hell is this little bastard? I I’m losing it. I’m losing it. I’m losing my patience, man. Where are you? Feel like you’re going to also be just like in the snow somewhere stupid. I need to tear this whole place up. [Music] Just going to charge some punches. You mean I didn’t find him? Where is this little bastard? Losing it, man. I checked all the other houses, all the other rooftops. Did not check that rooftop. Dang it. That’s fine. We We got there. That’s all that matters. out. Now that I’ve demolished everything in this area, let’s uh let’s get back on track. Find the elder. cracking open the cool stripe cavern. No. Oh, it’s a slip and slide. My color vice is so so nice. I agree. [Music] It’s a big icicle. [Applause] Oh, he does the little twirl. That looks That’s so good. [Music] What happens if I throw snow in the cold water? [Music] There’s a map over there that I would like. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So slippery. [Music] Yes. Build build for me. hold please. Uh, okay. Nice try. You almost tricked me. [Applause] Well, well, well, Anticoid. [Music] [Music] No, I killed it. That just insta kills you. I have balloons. Oh man, I thought it was going to say clear as soon as I clapped the last one, but evidently not. Got a little close there. [Music] I got robbed. I feel like I got robbed there. I definitely won. I’m glad you had a good time there. Should [Music] probably spend these skill points, but on the snow to catch a break. Uh, I cannot go that way. I got to go to the elder first. weird face thing about that’s a good question. It’s probably nothing. Hey, shortcut. Nice. Oh, there’s a thing down there. Woohoo. [Music] Let’s beat up some more nerds. [ __ ] cockoid. [Music] All right. Drop them to their death. Damn. If it works, it works. Oh, really? It’s Jim Davis’s birthday today. [Music] Dang, I should have played a Garf game. What was I thinking? [Music] [Music] It’s getting hot now. [Music] Get them. 80 years old. Man, I hope someday I turn 80 years old and I created Garfield. That’s the dream right there. Hey, what’s up, Gizmo? Mo on in. [Music] I should probably level up stuff. Oh well. I like your little fan, dude. You here to meet the elder bro? Can find him in Caner crearyy. Just climb the molten choco waterfall. Well, that’s molten choco. [Music] [Music] Chocolate sprinkles ground. It makes me wanting a nice tasty dessert. [Music] Piece of cake. I mean, minimal effort required for that one. Ow. Oops. Give me a piece of you, buddy. Oh, that’s hot. That’s That’s a hot fossil. He’s on the left. What is going on over there? [Music] Why does that look like hard plastic? [Music] Interesting. [Music] There’s the big zebra elder. [Music] Zebra characters are very silly looking. I’m buying this drama. The green just doesn’t It doesn’t work. It stands out too much. It’s time to change. I’m making fun of this drip. That’s better. Kind of. Sure, why not? Whatever. Whatever the hell’s going on there, your outfit rips, bro. Spot right here is our village’s top frozen treat shop. I may help you. Sorry, bro, but we’re all out of our famous Choco Bananas. No clue when we’ll be able to restock. We had a lot, but then some sneaky lady stole them from us. First, we pour scalding molten chocolate over a big honking banium gem. Then, we freeze in the cooling tower until the chocolate coating hardens. That’s how we make the freezer layer signature treat. Frozen Choco banans. [Music] I’d like to buy one banana, please. Thank you. Reading. The stripey zebras gave us a warm welcome to their cold abode. A sweet artisan in training invit us to a tasting of experimental delicacies. Of all of all of all of it, the chocolate banana had the biggest impact on us. Our feedback was that it wasn’t very sweet. They say they’ll work on that. See that guy right there? I missed. Big zebra. Welcome cool customers. I am Elder of this super chill village. I used to be this cold grievery’s hottest chef. I turn out new frozen treats every day. Bruh, but I’m retired now and turnurning out cool tunes as a laid-back DJ instead. What brings you here? What flavor are you craving, bro? Bananas. Bananas. Is it bad timing, bro? Our whole stock of bananas was just stolen. Extremely uncool. I’d usually serve up my zebra bananza at a time like this, but time is on your side, bro. Just before you arrive, someone named Poppy from Voy Company came through here. She said she would share some tasty new ingredients with me. But the moment I lowered my guard, she made off with all of our bananas. And worse than that, she also broke our ancient record. You can find and bring me the three ancient record pieces. I’m on it. Introducing our latest frozen treat, the Aurora Disco Deluxe. This frozen treat combines a total of 50 unique ingredients, each one sweeter than the last. Savor its many different colors, then savor its many different flavors. Ooh. Ah. The 50th ingredient was passed down to us by the elder, but it’s a secret. No way am I carving it here, bro. [Music] Punch the elder. Sorry. Breaker break her into pieces. So rude, bro. One’s literally right there. I’m on it. [Music] Hold on. I need to sleep in a nice comfy bed. [Music] How the rain go? Doing fine. I got fourth out of eight or nine or something like that. Tell grandma I had sugar before bed. Grandma? Who the hell’s grandma? Do we know her grandma? [Music] Chocolate lava. Yeah, it was a bit of a rough seed at the start, but I’m not complaining cuz it could have gone so much worse than it did. [Music] Bury him. Bury him in ice cubes. Okay, that is kind of clever. [Music] See a gem over there though. Don’t touch the lava. [Music] I was about to say it’s gone. [Music] one. Saw something weird. It’s got to be an ancient record. Bro, here’s what’s up. And I do mean up. big ceiling fans. I’m on it. Hold on. I’m distracted. Hey, open that up. Th000 bucks. Jeez. Oh, I bet this needs No, never mind. Think it was going to need zebra ability or something. Oh. Oh, I see it over there. Banana. Give me that banana. Sorry. What? Uh, wait. Okay. I was so confused cuz I thought I was going up, but it was actually going down. Don’t let me out. What’s happening here? I’m sorry. What do you want me to do? Think I need to just break the stone? No. Uh, right. Okay. It’s much easier than I was making it look. I was stray goofing it. Monkey [Music] We got going up here. What are you going to say, boy? Our ceiling pad just stopped working all of a sudden. It’s no not cool, bro. [Music] Get this crap out of here. A [Music] monkey. [Music] [Music] [Applause] Uh oh, it want me. Um, I think I see what it wanted me to do and I didn’t do it. Uh, I’ll get Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, no. Oh, I can just climb right here. Duh. [Music] There it is. But wait, there’s a banana gem. A bananium. I got it. I’m all in, baby. Yes, I do. Woohoo. Smashes it in a million pieces. There’s two. [Music] Anybody know where the last one is? This guy does purple metal up ahead. [Music] Wham! Wham! Oh, look at the sprinkles. Can I go underneath the banana? Can I go underneath the lock? No. No. No one. No, I don’t believe I can go underneath the the lava. [Music] Is this also hot? No. Oh, you come over here. What is happening? Oh, it’s rotating. Okay. Weird. I I didn’t even I didn’t really notice when the lava was still there. Get out of here. Hey. Got milk. [Music] Come here. Come on. Really? saw a fossil over there. Wondering if I can Kill killed a different guy instead. There we go. Nice. Just had to punch that guy first. Get him out of here. I see. I get it. Oh, okay. They’re just going that way. There’s one. Sprit. That’s a lot of gold. That’s a lot of gold. Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch, punch. [Music] [Music] Oh. Oh, that’s bad. [Music] Wow. They really expected you to fail like instantly. It’s a nice It’s a nice chill vibe song. Take this with me. more gold over here. Yep. Oh, now we get to do the ice physics. Oh. Oops. You’re not doing a very good job, are you, DK? Still one more in here somewhere. I got to go find it. Oh, I bet it’s over here. What? How did that miss? Whatever. Do you mean [Music] Very fun slay pinch line. That was a cool level. I like that. That’s a little something different. Bit of a different challenge than the huge Ow ow ow. Hot hot hot hot. Nice job. [Music] What that doing? Anything else in here? Is it just ice cubes? Dang. I really could go for some chocolate fudge right about now. It’s all It’s all sprinkles there. There’s nothing but There’s just nothing about sprinkles down here. Okay, I was worried a little bit through a two hot tunnel. Hey, cheery dog. What up? Nerd Bank. Give me them. Give me them gems. That’s a lot of gems. Hey, what’s up, teacher? Thank you for the 61. Welcome on back. The donk is going great. Thank you. How are you? What was that noise? Oh, record. Ow. Ow. Ow. What? How did that How did that hurt? Oh, punch, punch, punch. They do look pretty tasty. I mean, I think they’re just like basically sliced benandiums. Venandium gems. Oo, careful. Blast. Feel good. I’ve been playing Breath of the Wild. Now Tears of the Kingdom with the Wife on Switch, too. Oh, nice. Awesome. Hope you’re enjoying Tears of the Kingdom. Also, hello Zedane. How you been? And Omega. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. Someday I’ll do a replay of Tears of the Kingdom and stream it. [Music] What do I need? What do I need your ass for? What am I blowing up here? Hey there, big fella. You’re pretty amazing. You know that? You’ve smashed through 20,000 cubic meters of snow. This calls for a little reward. I hope works been treating you treating you pretty well. Oh. I didn’t even notice this. I do love destroying everyone’s hard work. I got very distracted. I was supposed to be going for the the broken record. Tears Tears of the Kingdom was really fun. I uh Oops. Put a good 100 or so hours into that, I think. Oh, that was bad. My monkey. [Music] Oh, the bonus money is for how fast you do it. Okay. I feel a little bad that I didn’t stream Tears of the Kingdom, but For my first playthrough, I just wanted to play it casually. I could have recorded it for the old YouTube, but ah wasn’t thinking about it and just, you know, just kind of wanted to play it and vibe this cave in the Chocolate Mountain. You know, sometimes you just got to play games and not worry about making content, you know. I know, a crazy thought. I have been here. Smashy smashy. All right. Well, get off of that. [Music] Ding, ding, ding. Sorry, I got distracted. I’m going back. Don’t worry. A lot of chocolate lava. A funny looking chunk up ahead. It’s under that super hard purple metal. Oh yeah, a choco chunk. Oh, I see it. Give me the ice. You know, give me the ice. No, give me the ice. I want the ice. No, give me the ice. Thank you. Look at this chocolate goober. dead now. These goobers. Oh, that was bad. Why did I even engage? I should have just left. Should have just kept walking. I didn’t need to fight that guy. But now I have to go murder him. So I got a record. Yay. There’s a fossil in there. Hold on. Oh my god. [Music] Get out of here, you bastard. [Music] [Music] [Music] Oh man. Now what? [Music] unbuttoned. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I need need something a little bit more than just snow. I need some ice. [Music] There we go. It wants me to ride down on the record, does it? Maybe it does. Take that ancient record. All right, it’s time to new song. New song alert. [Applause] Serve it up to me, bro. [Music] Not again. For the third time. All [Music] right, I’ll stop. [Music] I like the air horns. Zebra. Zebra. Zebra. Zebra. [Music] Here we go. What we’re going to do right [Music] here, [Music] he’s going zebra. [Music] serving it up fast, bro. Now I’m big cheek zebra. Zebra. Deborah. Deborah. Bravo. What a dectable performance. You have me wanting seconds. [Music] Now you can use zebra banana to cross crumbly crust bridges. Those sweet dreams of yours are within reach, bro. Just got to hoof it fast. All right. I see that though. I see banana. Heads [Music] up. Um, okay. You know, that’s probably something that just have to dig deep. It’s going to be like I don’t know right here treasure. I’m already in my hand, man. Come on, banana. Banana. I love banana. That wasn’t the one I was going for. Oh, this was the other P. All right. But I flew across, so I I missed that banana. Okay, let me see. Interesting. Ah, this is where that other banana dice was. [Music] Oh, yeah. Let’s level up all of our stuff. Says destructive shock away when you break by suddenly tilting L in the other direction. Sure. Hold and release Zeal will keep you charging a bit longer. Sure. Perform a destructive spin attack with a held chunk by holding Y. Yes. Pearl. Oh, give me that. Those are so good. Incredible abilities. I’m going to spin so much now. Hey, bro. [Music] Nailed it. Let’s try that again. [Music] Just spawn more poop. I see a banana. Oh, give me that. Yes. Yes. [Music] No. No. Yes. Yes. Ah, there it is. some bananium melons and placed them for a few spots around here. [Music] Oops. doing a bad job. [Music] This is sabotage, bro. It’s a disaster. Someone’s been blocking the air flow inside the cooling tower. We can’t stop it. Please do something. Save us, bro. Save us. Emergency entrance nearby. Just go up from there, bro. Oh god. Calm down. Zebra’s crazy, man. I can’t keep up with that kind of movement. [Music] It’s like a zebra. Oh, let us begin. Pop party. Here [Music] we go. How’d you manage that, zebra? [Music] Oh, I see. [Music] What a what a pose. I like that. Zebra. Zebra. [Music] [Music] DB [Music] [Music] doing great. Zebra. [Music] Okay. But where is the last one? [Music] Oh, I see that. Banana. He’s just constantly going noise. Just constant. It’s just constant noise. It’s great. Oh, zebra. Zebra. Where’s my boy Zebra? He would enjoy that. This song is for him. My own p my own private igloo. Thank you. I said 55%. Should they be equal on both sides? H game. [Music] Oh, zebra. Zebra. Wait a treasure. What a waste. That’s why I need to level those up. Wait. I like reading. Introduce our latest frozen treat, the fizzing soda float. This float features a special blue soda. It is packed with vanilla ice cream made right here in the freezer layer. The translucent blue color of the frigid fizzy soda is like a calm, cool ocean. Stare too deep and you’ll feel like a freshwater fish lost in a freezing ocean. Bro, get that sign out of here. Boy, I sure hope that one uh that one subrosion character from Oracle of Seasons doesn’t exist in this game. You know, the one that hates it when you uh destroy their precious signs. [Music] bonus game. Bonies bombing for gold. Get that big monkey idiot out of here. [Music] No, I needed more time. Oh, that’s some nice free money. Oh yeah, remember this. I’m not interested. No, wait. There was a fossil. No. Oh, that’s how they wanted you to get there. It’s very cold. All right, back up to the cooling tower. [Music] No more distractions, right? Wait, distraction. Okay. [Music] See, excuse me. I was very confused. Why? I guess I needed to do the little charge, didn’t I? Gosh. No. Get up there. [Music] He’s too fast. [Music] Oh my gosh, he’s so hard to control. [Music] Okay. I don’t know how they want you to hit that damn fossil, dude. Like I should just climb up above it and then like throw something at it. There we go. That didn’t do it. All right, game. Pretty sure that was going to work. Whatever. We got it. That’s all that I wanted. Just wanted that damn fossil. We got it. So, yay. Where you going? Where are you going? Stop. Thing is out of control. [Music] [Music] Okay. It’s a UFO. It’s a girl monkey. Poppy Kong. Poppycock. The director of intelligence for Void Co. You can call me Poppy Kong. She’s invisible. She’s a ninja. [Music] You got this. Smacked up, lady. Try and hit me. You fool. I She just ran into my my spinning attack. You know, I didn’t even know that you could do the little spin with a with a chunk until it showed me doing it with the zebra. Didn’t even think about that. Oh, I like how she’s just like, “Well, you won. Let’s talk.” So, my mission has failed. You saw right through my stealth perfume. I did not see that coming. Yes, darlings. You beat me fair and square, so I’ll give you the key. These villains are not that villainy. They’re pretty chill for the most part. [Music] Yeah, they are cooler than the brutals. Did you really chase that lady off? Thanks a ton, bro. But we got other problems like that molten chocolate. It’s too hot. It’s blocking the way to the lower tower. Can you pull that lever? [Music] Uh, sure. [Music] There’s a [Music] Do you have a Mario Kart or anything? I don’t have a friend code command. You do? Well, well, I I want to do another Mario Kart day at some point. So, can hand it out then. [Music] There we go. Oh, I see that. I saw that. Ow. Why banana? Why? Why are you like this? I wonder. Well, I had to try. So, what I need to do is drill out a little layer over here. Yeah. Oh, there’s a fossil right there, too. All right, let me get this thing first. Come on. Come on. Little more. Beautiful. Buried in the cooling tower. [Music] Why more lava? What? [Music] My banana. Hope everyone in that village is okay. You going to make me a little barrel? Oh, passageway. Rock on. It’s a powerful dude. That looks hot. Oh, that looks like a lot of hot. I’m hoofing it. It’s a hot hoof heater, bro. It’s way too hot down here, bro. If this case up, all our frozen treats are going to melt. Yeah. Feels like a wild amount of heat is coming from that thing in the back. Fix the ruins. It’s a zebra ruin. The zebra combat zone. Oh, this thing is so hard to control. Maybe I should not be charging. Maybe I should just punch stuff. It did say that he has like a quick stop attack, but probably not going to use that on uh Whoa. Whoa. Okay. Well, there goes a thousand bucks. Send these jerks to hell. [Music] challenges. [Music] Zebra. Zebra. Keep on thinking DK is going to do like a like like with Cappy you can like kind of dive like a forward dive after like a ground pound. Keep on waiting waiting for him to do that. But that’s not that might be a thing. And I’m I’m dumb. Ice serve slope. Want to help us out? Just clear a path to get the ice from the ice maker into the big bowl. [Music] So I see [Music] That should work maybe. Oh, I guess I could also do like that. I might things easier. Let’s give it a shot. [Music] Here comes the icicles. They’re all getting stuck on nothing. There we go. Well, don’t look me. What else do you want? Know that there was a thing. Oh, yeah. Right here. Oh, [Music] still save this. That’s what I want to know to get to that. I think that’s possible. [Music] [Music] No, just you’d have to hit a very good angle. Good. [Music] Need Reset the snow. That’s fine. Start over. That should work. I like this puzzle. It’s a cool puzzle. Kind of reminds me of some of the physics based puzzles in uh Chase the Kingdom. I’m already ready. I was already prepared. [Music] Okay. Hello. Okay. I just picked up snow and blocked it off instead of resetting it. Yes. cave hidden under all this molten chocolate and a banana sitting in there. Tell us how you get in, but it’s way too hot to get close, bro. It’s way over there. Chocolate bananas. Yeah, I could have just done that. You’re right. You’re right, 41. You’re right. I’m a big dummy. You are correct. I’m a big stupid [ __ ] with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells barrel cannon. Sure. No, I know. I was just looking for an excuse to reference the Simpsons. That’s all. Oh, I see. Oh, little purple guys. He needs help finding his plans. Follow me, but don’t fall in the lava or I’ll be mad. I am having fun with monkey game. Thank you. We ready to go. Come on. Come on. [Music] Nice. [Music] More apple juice, please. Keep alive. That’s where I need to go. I do love that this is a I’m I’m I’m dead. I’m dead. I’m dying. That’s it. I’m going bird. Uh, how do I do that? [Music] I almost had that one and then I blew it. Ostrich. Ostrich. Why is everything so hard? Oh, it’s in there. Uh, introducing our latest frozen treat, Serpent Twin Softs serve ice cream. I learned this recipe from a striped snake friend of mine. It’s a swirly soft serve cone with two flavors spiraling together, bright red berry and neon green lime. So yummy it’ll make you want to bounce up and down. Bruh. Bruh. Oh, that’d be why. But then how do I get down there? Oh, so that was the tunnel. Oh, what? It’s a rotating tunnel. Oh gosh. Oh yeah, I found it. Beautiful. Well done. May have burnt my monkey a little bit. I see. Okay, that’s pretty cheeky. I didn’t think about doing that. Pretty cheeky. All right, I need a I need a nap. This monkey need a nap. He big sleepy. Your fur all sweaty. [Music] Monkey gets a canopy bed. He He’s earned it. He deserves it. Awesome. Okay, let’s uh Okay. Uh, I see. [Music] Zebra. Zebra. Zebra. [Music] Ow. Everything’s hot. Oh god, they’re hot. They’re also hot. I somehow got a fossil. I didn’t notice that. I got to read. The sub layer is warmer than the icy ones we explored above. The heat down here makes it a perfect environment for producing chocolate. They dip a sweet soft banana in the molten chocolate which is only possible in this area. And the result ah thinking about has caused a rubbing in our insides. So we must take in more delicious meals on this journey. The big stupid zebra thing. Here I go. Boss time, maybe. Yeah. Oops. I don’t think I meant to dig that far in there. Spiky rolling boy. Uhoh. Inflammonite. He hot. He a hot l. crazy. Okay. Come on, man. Oh, that was close. Oh, hot spot. Oh. [Music] [Music] Oh, he’s big. Jeez, he’s large. [Music] I got him. Dead. Bit of a hectic fight, but we got there. speech. [Music] [Music] Okay. Okay. Woohoo. All right. Well, this will make it bring us back to that divide section though. Now we’ve completed both sides. Then we get to head to the next area next time. But let’s uh should we go get our big banana? I like that area. It was fun. It was a little hard to see what was going on. All the snow. Got him. Oh, monkey. O, right. O, that almost makes up for those two deaths I took. The junction, right? And of course the junction. [Music] The zebra head. My banana. Give me that banana. [Music] Okay. Okay. Hi. Oh, you’re not trapped. Think the tones. There was a bridge here, but it sank under the weight of this purple metal. You destroy that strange device. I bet you could fix it. Careful. [Music] [Music] And then I get the banana. Gosh, for free. Right now I’ll get that that extra melon juice. The branched path has become a single road once more. The chill winds of the snowy peaks and the sweet fragrance of the forest have left our hearts full. We sing with joy as we write this. Sing with joy. [Music] What you got there, buddy? 99. Okay. I was about to say it’s a lot of money. But he was just being he was being silly. He was being a little goofy goober. Excuse me. Why did that only push him at me and not kill him? The fiery fronts [Music] bridge reach to the other side there. But it doesn’t look as sturdy as it used to. We suggest you watch your step. We saw it with our own eyes, but we could barely believe it all the same. The huge dirt pal dropped in from above and then just stopped moving and a strange loud little creature floated out of it. We’re about to say hello when those two gizmos coated us in unbreakable purple stuff. Rhyme. Feel like I’m winning. Made some good progress. I did the ice level. That was fun. Oh, Mr. President, we need fuel. We don’t go back and get more bananas. Get this thing moving. What are they moving? A big drill. He’s got gold teeth. He’s the big baddy. I’m busy. I’ll deal with you later. I like him. He’s funny. Hey, what’s up with that guy? The president flew to the upper layer. Surely he’s the one you want. Go pester him. Or perhaps you think I have some intel I’d be willing to share. This thing is a machine that’s capable of digging deep into the underground world. But Pauline, darling, you should know that. We took you for a joy ride in it after we kidnapped you. Of course, right now. Hi, guys. It couldn’t dig its way through a toddler sandbox. It’s out of fuel, you see. After the president is acquiring bananas for the layers above as we speak the power it perfectly. What else could you possibly want from me? Let’s fight. Absolutely not. I do not work overtime unless I’m paid to do so. High five then. High five. High five. High five. High five. High fives all around. High five. Well, then guess we’ll end it on a high five and then we’ll go figure out what the heck is going on now. Sounds like we need to go back up to one of the previous layers and uh see what the president is up to. What? It’s not letting me break stuff anymore. What a ripoff. Anyway, thank you for watching some Bonanza with me. We’ll play some more of this eventually. Send him to hell. Oh, what a fun game. What a very fun game. But yeah, thank you for watching.
