Got in and out of Costco for under $35 with lunch and a ball restock. When the wife goes, there’s usually another 0 at the end of that total.

by zwillc92

16 Comments

  1. According_Table2281

    Boys is it gay to love your wife?

  2. Wronghand_tactician

    I was there today and am just upset they don’t make the 5 pack of gloves for lefties.

  3. gator_mckluskie

    hell yeah we’re having rice and golf ball gravy for dinner every night this week

  4. REIGNx777

    You left the plastic film on your infotainment screen??? Please tell me that’s not what we are seeing here.

  5. didntknowmypassword

    I leave my wife at home whenever I go to Costco because I already spend an insane amount. It’s my Costco’s fault for having alcohol

  6. sumdude51

    See, my wife would say it’s me. And she’s right.

  7. I’ve gotten out of Costco for less than 100 bucks like 3 or 4 times ever. It’s on both of us, but also buying in bulk saves money in the long run, so it doesn’t bug me to much.

    I’ll admit that overpriced bakery sometimes overcomes my frugal willpower. I’m not sure whether to be mad or happy that they never seem to have big cinnamon rolls anymore.

  8. zwillc92

    Guys. It’s a joke. I went in and just grabbed balls because I was already on that side of town.

    I love my wife to pieces and spend as much or more than she does. I just went in to Costco on a mission today because we’ve already grocery shopped this week.

    Please calm down.

  9. ThaigerW00ds

    You. Are. Not. Wrong, brother! This actually applies to any grocery store scenario. I actually volunteer when she needs something from the store. Her: Apples, almond milk, and cucumbers. That’s exactly what she gets with the quickness when I go. When she comes along, he pulls out the shopping cart and I know it’s going to be thing automaticallyv

  10. Smiling_Joe

    Made my run today too with just the kid, though I had to leave with something for dinner for the family too…. I guess….. if I have too 😉

  11. LionPride112

    Yall just need to learn to tell your wives “no” every once in a while lmao

  12. When it comes to Costco and my house hold, I am the drama

  13. Crazy_names

    This may not be the right time or place. But I have a new theory that the Costco pizza is the new Taco Bell. Ive been noticing every time I have a slice, within an hour or so I have an abyssal, mount St. HELL-ens ass eruption. I’m not normally lactose intolerant or sensitive to anything else that might be in a normal pizza like gluten, tomatoes etc.

    But its so good…

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