The Golf Life PORTUGAL MAJOR 🇵🇹

Welcome back to the channel and welcome back to a new video you golf life legends. This is the Portuguese mini major here at the beautiful old course in Villora. Absolutely buzzing to play it. And today we are playing nine holes. Myself, Big An, and Jimmy Bullard. I’m currently I know you’re going to grill me, but currently as we film this video 12.7. So it’s a 9-hole match. So, I’m going to start on six under. Big Andrew is playing off 13, so he’s also going to start on six under. And obviously, Jimmy Bullard is the man. He’s a scratch golfer, so he’s starting on scratch uh level par. Uh so, just want to say a massive, massive thank you to Golf Travel Center for getting us out here. Um if you want to book a golfing trip, do it through Golf Travel Center. And they’ve made it a lot easier now. You can do it through WhatsApp. The QR code is here. Just scan that straight through to WhatsApp. Tell them what you want and they will sort. Right. Portuguese mini major. Here we go. Oh, do you know what? We were going to We got told we’re not good enough to go off there. You got to be six or better. Six or better, boss. Yeah. Yeah. You chop dogged them off. The backs can’t go. Six or better. Yeah. Choppers. Choppers only. Right. Sweet. Yellows. It is. Right. Good luck. Portuguese mini major nine holes old course. Villimura. Here we go. Shot. Oh, that’s so pure. In the bunker or short? Just shy of it. Short. Yeah, that’s what we’re up against, mate. That’s what we’re up against. You go for backs and we go after yellows. Give us some sort. No, let’s all stay together as a great team. Oh, on there. That was That’s what we’re up against. Bring it all back to you. That’s a great line. Real subtle. That’s what we’re up against. Bring it all back to you. We always have a tune in our nut, don’t we? Audience of free. Bring it all back. That’s going to work all right then, isn’t it? Yeah. Should it kick right? Roll around. Is it the path? Tell you what, that’s miles. That’s on the path. Yeah. Still going. I think you could be green inside bunker there. You lucky swine. Leave that to you, bro. Thank you very much. Oh, he’s gone. Oh, he’s followed his brother. I tell you what, get right, mate. That’s done the same as well. So good. I saw I saw resid boys. Danish, weren’t they? I don’t know. We got We got golf life followers from Denmark. Amazing, mate. I do love a little major. It’s You know what? We do a lot of things on this channel, but I do love it when it’s just us, you know, having a little find it out. See if we can beat the Yeah, it is the old school. Bring it all back to you. Do you know what I mean? That song’s got to go. Oh, mate. You uh you’re out here on holiday? Yeah. You’re absolutely loving it. I love that attitude. I’ve been coming out for years. Easy to get out. Great golf, great food, great carts, and um yeah, loads of followers would be out here. You know what I’m talking about. You legends. Give me give me your favorite golf course. Little um comment down below. Favorite golf course in the Algav 86 front. I think I got the elevation. Going to try and go over. Oh, he has easily as well. Has it got the legs though? Should have. [Laughter] Absolute floppy Mickelson. Floppy doobie. Let’s go. Hoffman’s. Oh, bloody golf. What a game. Look at that pin eye. Look at that. That’s That’s power. That’s proper power. That’s honestly that’s outrageous behavior. Look at that. Had a bit of damp moisture in. I’ve covered it with sand. I’m going to play like a bunker shot. Watch this. Not bad from the lie, Jim. Never done that before. First time. First time for everything, especially on this channel. Right, here we go, Rod. I mean, look at that. That’s pin high. My power is unrivaled. So it’s your bunker play. Stop going. Get in for the two. That is a great shot. Still got a bit left though. Great bunker shot that stay up. What’s scary situation, boys? Is it match per stroke? Stroke isn’t it? Got a part then. Okay. Oh, well played, sir. Out, mate. Take that out, please, sir. Oh, it goes up. Come on. Coming in. I’m coming in hot to this major. Had him rolling yesterday, didn’t I? Umbria. Unbelievable. Oh, did we on the front line? Come on. Let’s see if we can match her up today. Boomtown rat set. She was closer though, weren’t she? She was. For a birdie, this would be a big start in the mage. This is a big big big part. How has that not come around? Oh no. Oh dear. I thought that was banging center. Oh, starting with a par. I’ve taken that though. But I thought the arms were going to be flapping there. I thought ratatoui tatatoui. Oh, that’s nice, Jim. Nice. That was a good start. Three pars. That’s nice. Nice and friendly. Yeah. What a drive by me though. 380 y. If your power is unrivaled, though it my power is unrivaled. Yeah. He went, “Don’t forget your tuna. Don’t let it swim away.” And I was like, “Yeah.” And he went, “Fish. Get it.” Like he’s trying to tell me that it’s a fish. As if I don’t know what an absolute prawn fish. Prawn. We had a conversation the other week with Joel Ward. Why is the use of food now a terminology for like coating someone off? Like what? Salmon. What? A prawn. Mackerel. Egg. I’ve never used sausage. Sausage. Egg. Mhm. Why? Don’t know. I think it is. It’s a good talk. It’s not offensive as a swear word. Yeah, but if you know if he’s an egg, you just instantly know you don’t like someone. Oh, he’s a proper sausage. Yeah, but it depends how you say it, doesn’t it? You can say any word. Well, not really. You can’t say your bacon. Why not? I’ll take offense to that cuz you said shut up before it shut your say shut up you mackerel. It’s brilliant, isn’t it? Here we go then. Par five. Straight up the hill. A little bit of a doggy left, but see if we can get the old mini driver dancing today. [Applause] Far right. No, no, just in the trees. Oh, I think that I honestly think that is a bamboo drop. Huh? I saw it drop. Did you? Yeah, it’s in between those trees. Similar position. Brew, two brothers are cut. I think that’s all right, though. I think that’s on the green. Yeah, that’s L. I’m happy with that. It’s gone right, but uh it’s all right in it. I’m good. I’m on. It’s all right. It’s all right. It’s all right. It’s all right. Gym moves in mysterious ways, though. I’d never dream of wearing white shorts on a golf course. One in case. Well, one case yourself until you got to be good to wear them. Yeah. It’s like wearing color. It’s like wearing colored boots in it. When you’re playing football, you got to be half decent. Rock. You worry too much if you’re worried about that. Nice aris though. Yeah. What’s that brown mark on him? Derek in Wonderland. Shot Derek. Straight ball, Jim. Yeah. Wow. That’s unreal. You’ve got more power, Derek. Nice, Derek. I should think so. I’ve been jimming it. Jimming it just a little bit. Is that like Jim? Cuz your name as well. What? Like Jim like your name? Yeah. I I I actually Mark Mark and um the Marks and Spencer advert that Mark and I to tell you this. This is a bit embarrassing. Mark and Spencer that do the adverts for Mark and Spencer. They done an advert and he pushed him off the boat because Mark went, “Oh, they call it Marxy sometimes, don’t they?” And the Spencer’s dropped so he won’t get rid of it. And our text on there, want any gym wear? Do you get it? I just laugh cuz I’m gym. Do you want any gym wear? Mark Spencer, do you want any gym wear? Do you get it? Like Jim. I’ve literally just laughed at your face when you’re telling the joke. See you later. You lose. Made me feel sick. As I was half there, I half melted. Don’t let it. Don’t let it swim away. Yeah. Just get it. Yeah. Move up. Yeah. Do like Mark Spencer. Do you want any gym wear? Yeah. Cuz your name’s gym. We’re full of it today, aren’t we? We’re coming up. We’re coming up. My patter is on fire today. Our YouTube banter is unrivaled. Please feel free to turn over. But turn over like it’s TV. to get the remote. Do you know what though? I’m I’m all right with that. I’m all right. I’m feeling good today. That first hole’s helped me big time. That’s a clear line in a simple there. Said he saw it land up there. I ain’t There’s one rule today. I’m not looking for balls cuz I’m on holiday. All right. This is This is a dreadful idea. Come here, Roy. Golf life ledge. That’s the gap I’m trying to go through. I’m trying to go under this first one and over that second one. No, under this. Yeah, under this first one. Over that second one. Seven iron. Let’s get any looseies. Get rid of lucies. Come on. I’m confident. Good connection. Oh, yes. Shot hand. Where’s he gone? Yes. Oh, yes. You’re all right there. Come on. So, Steve gone to the um doctor. If I probably won’t be able to move this camera, but this camera might be able to get him. This is Steve, right? So, Scott went to the camera. No. No. Scott went to the doctor and went no steroid did there gym where Steve went to the doctors and said could you work this out what do you know what it is and the doctor went it’s a bad knee it’s a great story isn’t it they made it even better with the especially on on your move when you’re on the move my p so today I’m sorry the sun’s got to 200 172 yards. That’s two horrendous stories. Six iron. Nice. Take it nice and easy. Strike. Beautiful. Just get down the fra. You’re good. You’re good. You was a bit blocked on the right, so you had to be careful. I like that. It’s all right. It’s just a bit of a weird angle in, but it’s all right. It’s all right. Taking it. Do you know what I mean? You struck it, didn’t you? Yeah. I’m hitting the ball better at the moment, Jim. I gota be honest. Let’s see what you shoot today, boys. You know what I mean? Level par at the minute. Oh, this feels like a nice bit of a kit, mate. This is awesome. The new Bushnell um tour hybrid. It gives you slope. It’s clear as well, is it? Yeah, I’d look at yesterday. It’s amazing. Is there any way we could show that through here? Does that not work? I don’t know. I don’t know. Is it? Might not focus. Does it focus? Anyway, it’s so clear. It does does the yardage, gives you the slope, and then gives you front, middle, and back. Bushnell should get involved with golf life. Bushnell are semidishing them out. Well, Bushnell going to sponsor us now. Yeah. Bushnell, you going you’re going to sponsor? 200 91 200 up. So, bang. Then all you got to do is wind slightly into it’s playing 205 ski, but it’s warm ski. That means the ball goes further. Yeah. Uphill that means the ball goes less. Oh, is that wind? Sorry. No. Sorry. I’m so sorry. No one behind us. Jim, take your time. Literally, the old course has sorted this right out. Put it right last heat on so we can chill cuz I am the worst. I absolutely panic if there’s people behind. [Music] Jim, that is absolutely incredible. Get up. Oh my. That’s close, ain’t it? Drop in. That is so close. Unlucky, mate. That’s a good strike. Just unlucky me off. It’s like the best shot I’ve ever hit. Unlucky. Unlucky, mate. Want to get him now. Unlucky, mate. I don’t know. Good job. Right. 114 on the buggy. Slightly uphill. Couple of yards. One into wind. Probably playing 120. I think I think I’m going to hit a wedge. I wrapped it. Settled down. I got 104. Your golf life legends to the uh middle of the dance floor. Sand wedge. I’ve gone gap wedge. Let’s have a look. Gap. It’s about my 100 yard club. [Music] Got to go. Get up. Not bad. Front edged it, mate. Yeah, that’s okay. Two P. You stuck that straight next to the pin. That’s for an eagle, is it? That’s not what we like to see in a mini major on a pile five. He’s good. The boy is good. Probably should have hit hit it full of birdie, albeit off the green. Settle. Not bad pace, mate. Slight misread, weren’t it? I thought it was but right to left. I got that wrong. Oh, this is quick and left. Oh, this is horrible. Not going to take too much time over it. Did you think it was going to come around massively? And I saw yours and still thought it was going to go left to right. That’s what I’ve done. They’re not terrible. It’s a naughty greenishness, isn’t it? Yeah. I was scared of that one. It looks so quick the color of it as well. Yeah. Right. Who is it? It’s Jimmy Big for an eagle. For a big bird, that is a cool. We’ve had some out here, aren’t we? [Laughter] Yes. Really good. Come on. Wow. Okay. Eagle. That’s big. That’s big for the Who won the last major? Was it a Bfish wonder? No. Big an didn’t he? Yeah. Highland brat. He did win it comfortably in the end, didn’t he? Oh, that’s a great cut. Woo. Well done, Angela. Thank you. Sure. Good par. Yeah, I take that. Very, very good par. Wower. Hey, you too. Very, very, very good. Cracking parro. Cheers. Two pars. But the bullfish wonders getting eagles. We’ve got to do that and better. Come on. The mini major. Right. That was a big swing that Jim. Um, unbelievable eagle. We’re still six under. You are two under. Wow. Drive dead straight. Just didn’t nut it. It’s probably 30 40 short, but it’s on the fairway. It coming in choosy. Let’s find the fair. This is tight again. Look at this. Love this course. Uhoh. Wing might be all right, bro. Opens up a little bit, doesn’t it? Yeah, I see it. Yeah, I saw it drop. Yeah. Yep. Come on, mate. Yeah. Well, just there. That is That is canopy central. He will be pitching out there. Really? If you get a line there, that’s incredible. Look at all of them. There’s quite a few in there. Ripped. Get left. Get left. A. That’s all right. Get left. Get left. Get left. Yeah, you might be blocked from the top of a canopy, but it’s good. Right, here we go, legends. Take that drive a little bit, far back enough for the uh tree canopy. I’ve got 85 y uphill going 56° over the tree. Hopefully get it somewhere close. Pin eye goal shot. Yes. Come on. I love this game. Didn’t need to swear there. Sorry. Buting love this game when I’m playing. All right. It’s a dangerous game. Bumping and run that you or you just going to play. I was I was going to I’m undecided here. Golf life legends. You can see the shot I’ve got to play. If you come around here, Roy, you’re beautiful man. is uh I’m thinking try and flop it over or just punch onto the green. What are you more comfortable with? This is your drive, isn’t it? This is my drive. Yeah. So, you can still flick it through I think through the gap and two putt. I think that’s the more sensible play and instead of trying to play the danger play. I think you’re right. I think I’m going to go just try and Are you going to Sorry. You going to use the path? No. No. You’re going to try and go over it. I’m going to try and land it just before the green and roll it on. I mean, if the path wants to help me out, it’s more than welcome, but Oh. That’s That’s not the line you wanted to go, was it? No. Don’t need that now. Right. A little 40 yard. 30 yard. So skinny. I’m pitching star. Oh, free. Not need that. Right. That’s for a bogey. Need that. Never had it. Never had the legs. Good part though. Pass good for me. Three pars in a row, brother. That’s awesome. Jim for a birdie. It’s hoting up here. Old course Vora. What a gaff. Come on. Yes. Oh my god. Has it missed? That’s last That’s last inch. That one was it? Wasn’t it? Yeah. Literally the last inch. It’s just gone. That has it missed. I thought it was in. I was like, “Yes.” It was six foot paro, weren’t it? Yeah. Oh. Oh, wow. Pace just beat it. That’s scary. That we needed that though, mate. Cool. Uh, bogey. Solid. Well done. Bogey. Come on. Two. Not a bad start. Six. Five. Big hands on flames. I’m doing all right. I’m one over through three. It’s better. I getting better. Still a couple of silly shots. What are you What are you five? I’m five. Five under. Oh, you dirty little animal. I thought that was it. I’ve gone early there. A good game this way. 16 here. Beautiful. What a hole this is, by the way. Shot. Come on. Uh, what is it, Jim? 16 164 164 with wind 155. I got nine iron. That’s a good thud, was it? Sound of it. Was it nutted? Was it? Didn’t sound quite right, did it? Oh, that’s short, isn’t it? Yeah, it’s got a code bunks. Short bunks. Short bunks. Later up. That’s I douff that. A total duff. Wazuk. Waz. Wazuk’s a good word as well, isn’t it? You Wazuk. I’ve gone eight as well. I think eight’s a good club for us, bro. Jimmy’s nearly pen eye. just doesn’t doesn’t matter what club you use it when you hit the floor. Not a bad strike. It’s like and that people is when I’ve got to realize I don’t hit as far as these boys. That’s a seven iron all day long. Play your own yardages. When will I learn? When will I learn? You never ever give him eight there. That’s one thing that really frustrates me about golf and me as a golfer is with the seven eye there. I thought it’s that’s my distance. But if I hit that seven iron really well that goes like 1 160 170 and I’m fearing off the back. You got 165 pin. But if I hit it well it’s going to bounce and go on. It’s like so think you ate better then. Yeah. But it’s Hey. Yeah. You just left a right, didn’t you? Yeah, yours is perfect by the way. Right. Well short 31 yards still to the pin. 56 3/4 Jim, don’t mind it. How long has that got to go? Little P. Got a little P. 20 yards. 20 from front edge to pin. It’s got to be. Yeah. 20 yards. Right. Here we go. Come on. Stuck in between two mines. know whe to go up with a 56 or more of a chase and run with a a 50, but I’m going to go 56. Add stop effort. Long, Andy. Not bad. Little bit long. Made the right decision though. We’re all good. Real good downhill. Slightly out of left. Two balls out the left. Break now. Break now. Break now. Break now. Lucky mate. So good, weren’t it? Thought that I thought the arms were going to be flapping. Literally thought that was in. Oh, they’re two close ones there. All right, Jimmy from a par. Two close ones, boys. That could have been naughty. Break. Do you want it moved or should I just tap it in? It’s up to you. I tap it in. It’s fine. But I don’t want to rush you. That’s all right. M your line though. Well, you already just stepped on it, so it doesn’t matter. You might as well carry on now. Just mark it. Cranky. I’ll just put it in. Oh. Oh, no. Oh. Yay! Bogues that would have gone in a foot mark there. A big pummer. He’s catching us. He’s catching us. Right. Right. Bard two under. P Dale four under. A Dale aka big an five under. This is close. Oh Jim. You such a hill strike. Get down trap. Short of it in it. Oh no. What happened there? Oh you do that since the old queen died. Bro, what the hell? I’ve never you I’ve never seen you do that on a drive. Me on the other end. There you go. Have that one. I don’t know what’s happened there. I’ve never seen you do that. Normally you’re absolutely pure with this drive, isn’t you? That’s not good. [Music] Oh, what a shot. Fivewood. Yeah, he’s defo playing for the win. That was literally that was it. Look, look at that. That is Where is it? Ponesville. Look at that. That is how I topped it. I’ve not topped it for ages. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a good golfer, but it’s topping hell. I’ve got a sixiron. Just going to punch it out. That’s a absolute woeful. [Music] Wow. No shot whatsoever, huh? No shots. No, nothing. That’s all I could do. Fair enough. Right, Tubesy, what you got the old faithful forward? I’ve gone fivewood, Timmy. Just got to make up some ground here, but hit it just nicely. Don’t lose me head. [Music] Go on then. Missed the tree. That’s all right. Oh my god. Nearly took the windscreen out, but Oh, he’s got a bit shaky. Oh god. That’s my problem in golf. Literally, if I hit a couple of bad shots, my body falls right out onto the floor. Right, ladies and gents, 225 to the flag. So, this is this is why I don’t really know what to do here. Do I just get a Do I just hit it 120, 30 yards and then go again? What do you think? What do you think I should do, Ry? How confident are you with the Not Not very. And I probably would miss it. How far is it in? 220. What? To the green? Yeah. Go for it. All right. There’s not too much danger up there if I go wrong, is there? No. It’ll just be left or right. When you get a bail out of a 220 shot. That’s not you. Oh, he’s swinging it. What? Now he’s playing well. Oh, left. That ain’t it. No, it’s right. I think it’d be all right. It’s up there. Yeah, not a bad strike. It’s a bit right. Yeah, that was nice. Come on. Come on, you big tub aloud. Jim and Andrew always turns up in the the Masters, isn’t he? In the majors. He has done so far. He’s a Yeah, he’s a little Bring back good memories. Yeah. You shot What did you shot? Two over here once. Two over. Yeah. Back in your heyday. Yeah. What around here? Yeah. Three over, one under. It’s 217 into. So, I’ve just got a bit of a naughty lie. I think this is going to come out better, this sevenwood that I love at the minute. You’re a big fan of that sevenwood, aren’t you? Yeah, I do like it. So, for a for a for a golfer, you know, doesn’t know much about golf, what would you be replacing that with? Free iron. With a free iron, like a two free iron club, right? Flappy Gilmill’s in place. Seven wood. Seven wood. Here we go. Stay straight. Cut. Cut. Cut. Oh. Oh. Where did that go? It’s hit the curb on the back of the path on the T box. Mar. Yeah. No cutage. Jim boy. Yeah. Should have no cut. Felt cut. He just didn’t cut. A cut it you. One. What we plan here? Four. Yeah. Oh, all dirt bag. I’ve got to go low as well. I can’t get over those trees. How low can you go? That’s how low can I go? Big question. Seven iron punch. Oh, that’s so bad. Minging is that grass. That’s that that Dubai grass. Oh no. Do not let this happen again. Do not let this happen again. Chin up you sausage. Right. 80 yards. Come on Pete. Oh, tubes. What are you doing? Come on, mate. You’re better than that. I know I’m better than that. The meltdown’s happening, people. Get back on it. Come on. 50° Roy. Am I going to miss that branch or am I going to hit it? What do you think? I think I miss it. Can’t work it out. It’s right on. It’s tight. Yeah. Should I just avoid it? You think? I think so. I think shot. That’s all I could do really, would it? Seventh shot. Always in these majors. Why does it always happen? Come on. Seventh shot. I opted to put That’s short. Oh, in one hole just like that. Right. Bit of a dodgy one. little flop shot. Come on. Semi flop shot. Oh no. Good effort. Too good. Probably wasn’t a great just went under it. The ball was sitting. I just went under it. But it’s all right. It’s so quick down there. P. Oh, it weren’t bad. 12 15 foot to save a triple bogey. What’s that for? Eight in it. Yeah, mate. Out. See, in’s fine. Thank you. Go on then. It’s a crab. Oh. Oh, I thought it was in tubes. That’s a knee knocker as well. It Yeah. Take your time. Take your time to get out. Oh, hole from hell. Lucky, bro. Could have put me out of the Portuguese mini major. Come that much. Is that for a par an? Yeah. How that was a big misread, was it? Stop wasting time. Just nice. Steady golf. Steady golf, mate. Yeah, it’s good. I must be actually. Unlike your pillock of a brother. Don’t worry about it. Do you know what? I’m cool with it now. Yeah. I’ve just got to uh just got to work on it. Don’t panic. Yeah. When you start going down, you get your head goes. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it’s gone early. Wow. Look at this sling. Whoa. Whoa. That’s Elro. That was Wow. Throw the same putt. Two pars. And then there was two. That nine is absolutely killed me. The snowman’s an eight, right? Snowman’s an eight. Yeah. So what’s a nine? Terrible. That’s what I No man. It’s a no man. Don’t worry. I was with you. This is a big par three, Jim, isn’t it? Yeah. 193 adjusted. Beautiful par three with the um 193 slightly and out the left. It’s got a 200 shot. You got five. Soft cut five. Yeah. Oh, it’s gorgeous. Great shot. That’s why I play golf. Wow. That sounded unbelievable. You did you see where it’s gone though? Sound like a gun, didn’t it? That’s it. Yeah, it’s about 8 foot left of the pin. Pin on. Wow. Great shot, Jim. That’s unbelievable. Really nice. What a hole this is, by the way. That was gorgeous. Oh, I’m so unsure what I’m doing there. Really? Yeah. Oh, it’s all right. Is it the path in it? I think so. I’ve never come through over that. Absolutely. Hoop was going there. It’s brilliant now. Is it? It’s what it’s all about. Every time I see a par three that’s that long, I’m my head’s gone totally wonky. Come on, get back. Let’s play strong. Fivewood. Do you know what? That could be in. Do you know what? Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Great shot. Finish. It’s quite hard to see. Right. I’ve hit a good one. I’ve seen about 10 minutes, boys. So, I’m going to hit a nine low and hard. Can’t move anything cuz of he got here. He has no shot whatsoever. Surely where’d it go? Oh, that was an Oh, that tree straight ahead. That was I reckon that was going to be all right. Not bad. Nearly. Yeah, it’s so close. Just hit the last twiglet. Need to get this on the green. Really? He’s got a player up here in you. Still a bit shy there. John, what is he? Still going. Best he can do really. Gets up and down. He’s free under he bought me back right in this. That’s why there’s handicaps. It is. Oh, you do well getting that up and down as well. That is a naughty little up and down. Great effort. Cracking paste. Cracking. That’s all right. Come on, Pete. Just a bit wide, mate. Just a little bit left, but I’m taking that. I imagine. Stop. Stop. Oh. Oh. Not good. Tough one, but not good. Slow, slow, slow, slow. Wow. I’ll tell you, I’m reading I’m reading greens here that never existed. a duck and call me Susan. This is embarrassing. Ah, it’s brilliant. Are you marking that or going straight ahead now? I don’t know. What do you reckon? Just mark it. I want a shot. I ain’t had a shot. Right. You just wait for these two there. Two hacks or Jim Dugens. Come on. Come on. Got a nine on a hole. A nine. A bloody nine. Oh my god. Absolute smothersville for a par. Come on, bro. Why are you doing that, Jim? Yes, bro. Yes. Wow. That’s awesome. I’m happy to answer back with a par. What a par. I mean, the damage was a kick in the canoe. Huge cut. Stay two under. I’ll take a I’ll take a P. Yeah. Wow. It’s not what you want to give a scratch golfer. Well, the Dale brothers. Wow. Absolute couple of sausages. It’s a It’s a big old That’s the line straight at the two and drift it pumpy low one. See if I get a little squeezy one. Bit floaty. Lovely flight on that. Right edge. Great drive. Shot over by me. Better. Much better. Better better. Carvage. You carve that. 17’s on route. Toby Carver. 17 171 into a bit of juice is 175 shot. What club you got? 7 iron. Just a stock seven at the tree. Drift it on the pin. Just smothered it a bit. Should be ps in these trees, didn’t it? Yeah. I’ve got I’ve opted for the hybrid. But not full pace. Just a nice steady one. Go on then. Get left. It’s got to go. Tubesy. Not so good. Not so good. So good. Come on. Don’t smother. Proper shot, please. Me. Oh, what am I doing? What am I doing? How does that even happen? I know. Face just overtakes. You’ve just beat everything’s your face has beat everything. Just talk to me, Jim. Tell me. Club face beat everything. Closed it down. You know what you’ve done. Fix it with your body. Slide into it. Get your body. Beat the club head to the ball. Yeah. There you go. Flushman’s a go- go. I’ll be your coach. That would be 20 euro. Oh, look at that. It’s literally on the pin. Seconding time every time. You’re welcome for the tip. Oh dear. Oh dear. Welcome. It’s a great tip there, by the way, guys. That if if you if you are missing it left, the club head’s beating body. If you are missing it right, the body is usually beating club face. Well, I’m going to try and play for the slope and bring it round. I think go go go. Rolling or not, it’s all right. Oh, it’s just behind mine. You’re going to give me a cracking line. It’s on. Not bad idea. Yeah, I’m putting I’m putting I’m putting I’m putting Yeah. Well, a little daunting shot here, ladies and gentlemen. Um, but I fancy it. Golf shot. Get right. Of course, kicked time on it. Firm, it I’m over putting for par. It’s just so annoying. It’s so annoying that just that one hole can absolutely shatter your dreams. But that’s golf, isn’t it? That’s why we love it. Hate it at times, but is what it is. I love it. Nice part, An. Nice part. Settle. Settle. Oh, it’s a lovely effort. That play brother. Five for me, I think. One, two, three, four, five. Yeah. What’s this for, Jim? A birdie? Yeah. Good looking. A, she was pretty. Unlucky. Unlucky. She was pretty as well. for a P. Oh. Oh, chubby. Is that an Allen key you got there? Yeah. Brilliant. Cas Allen key is a ball mark. What is that from? I don’t actually know. I think it was um doing ly. Of all the things you pull out your bags Allen key. Do you know what else I pulled out? Lens cap. No, I’ve got a hot water tap. Look what you know the thing you used to do. You know when you the hot water fancy tap? I I’ve been looking at for last 10 months. If that popped out there, that’d be a great thing, wouldn’t it? Exactly. Got an Allen Allen key and a tap worker. What the Bring a dummy out in a minute. All right. Tell you what, nice. Right, the next series, bring out the most random ball marker you can. Um, right. This is a par four. Four. It’s a proper one. Four. Yeah. It’s like criy. Okay. Or is it? You tell me. You player. Yeah. Par four. Four. Is it? Yeah. It’s a proper one. That’s a bigot. The girth on it. Yeah. shot. That’s um fantastic goal shot. James made it short as pass in. Oh, done it again. Nearly good, weren’t it? Little low grass burner. It’s all right. It’s all right. But I’m hitting it off the bottom of the Yeah. Hitting up on it, ain’t you? You’re just coming out missing it. Just stay down on your shot. Start keeping your posture. Definitely beat everything. Yeah, good stuff. How’d you hit free with up there? That’s unbelievable. That’s gorgeous shot. Well done, mate. Well done. You’re just trying to correct things on the course, which ain’t a nice way of playing golf sometimes, but I got to do something about it cuz it’s getting on my right, I’ve got 283 because quite frankly, the T-shot was pathetic. Um, so it’s fivewood. Yeah. Go on then. It’s not bad, D. Go on, get up there. That’s perfect. Go on. Well done. Well done, D. Great shot, bro. Good stance. [Music] Gentleman’s with Gohan. Yeah, I approve. Yeah. Well, what’s the yard this boy? 238 uphill. Adjusted. 227. 237 up. You’re 10 up. That’s unreal. That is it. Yeah. I’ve got to try and go for it. I fivewood. 237. Playing 220. Yeah. Fivewood for you. Fly all the way. Pins back. Uh, no. Still not doing it. Tell you what, really tried then as well. Did you? Yeah. Absolutely ripped it. She’s falling apart the seams. The big seams as well. Right. It’s long long path three. Long path four. We’ve got 173. It’s adjusted. So it’s like it’s got to be playing 165. 65 shot. Oh car, it’s terrible. Jin gone in the trees in it. Yeah. Gone left. So much better. It’s better, isn’t it? It’s better. Yeah, legends. I haven’t really got too many options here. Come around, Roy. Have a look. Show. So, I can go low where Jim is straight to the flag, but there’s too many trees. So, I think I’m just going to try and hit a lob wedge and go up and just see. Hopefully, it mid doesn’t hit anything. Have you? Oh, has he? Long. Not bad though. And that’s all Andy. Golf shot. Shot. Oh, mate. Mate. Cheers, mate. Thank you. You’re still 200, Jim. Still two, mate. Two under. Yeah. What am I? Two under at the moment. I think you are. No, you’re one. One. Yeah. Oh, nice, nice, nice, nice. Oh, Andy Pandy. What a bogey. Back to level. That’s class. Andy. Double. I think we’re going to need a miracle. Was it a double? Was it? Yeah. One in the trees. Oh, back the one over. Yeah. What is this? Eight. That’s the frustrating thing of what I was saying about golf. Like my golf is I have eradicated those mad eights and nines. So, apart from that, I’ve played all right. Yeah. A bogey, bogeies, and piles. But it’s golf though, isn’t it? Exactly that. So, I’m not too disappointed. Gutted, but not too disappointed. It was just an absolute goal. Wing wing hard. Good effort. Really nice effort. Cheers, an really nice baby girl. All right, bogey boy. Ones and ones. Usually playing for second. Bullies to under. Right, last hole. 310. Let’s see if I can get there. I think I don’t think uh I don’t think we’re going to take it, Jim. 315. We’ve got a little battle out for the wooden spoon, didn’t we? I think Yeah, I think it could be mine. Come on, Britney. That is That is on it. Sit down. Wow. Wow. Absolutely. 320. My goodness gracious me. Wow. It’s gone miles. He’s won. Put on some yardage. Portuguese mini major in absolute style. Come on, an [Music] good duck. Tracer duck. Oh, it’s come off the road. It’s hit off the uh shot tracer duck. Hit something off. It came back in. No, it did bounce left, but that’s all right. Brothery love another path driving has been shocking today man. Right. Come on then. Big big park half pin eye. Baby girl. All right, baby girl. All right, baby girl. Come on. [Music] Miss the Get up. That is an effort. Not bad. Birdie putt. Birdie putt. Yeah, birdie putt. Doesn’t feel like it off that drive, but take him. 30 yards to the pin. Got to get it just landing just over that bunker. 60°. [Music] I like that. Do you know what? Oh, well played that. Couldn’t go any higher, could you? Really? Do you know what? I don’t mind that. If that was a little bit more left, it would have gone the way I wanted. Come on. Let’s get a part to finish with. Come on. I’ve gone the wrong way. Right. Come on then. Left over the bat. Let’s see if I can get up and down for three or chip in for four under. Doctor. Dr. Chipins. Ski. Have you called him? Ain’t it? Ain’t that quick, Jim? Is it? Or is it? It’s quick though. Is she go on? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? Miles off, was it? No. It’s just a bird, ain’t it? Yeah. Okay. up a bird. Come on, quick. Unlucky brother. Bang read it. Take the par. Lovely par secures second place of the Portugal mini major here at the superb old course. What a lovely evening. I love this course. It’s class, isn’t it? Yeah. Absolutely class. It’s winking at us. Was it me? You leave your chance to put up. Thanks. Really nice. Really nice butter cup. It’s a finish on a par. Yeah. Well, brav. I called you brav. Jimmy Bullard to finish three under. Another stellar performance from the man. And on that Jim boy champagful mini major champ. What do you have to say? thly enjoyed it. Um I haven’t won one yet, have I? Not. No. So this is the first one. Really grinded. Um thanks for turning up, guys. Or not. Or not. No, you did. You played well. First four or five holes and your hoop went your hoop went massive with the nine. Yeah. And um yeah, you were super again and three under. So light, isn’t it? Take that back on the airplane and we reconvene next year when we’re back cuz we got to come back. Thanks for coming out boys. Thanks for coming out guys. Thank you so much buddy. Thanks for coming out. Loved every minute of it. Hopefully you’ve enjoyed. See you on the next one. How good is this course? Both of them been unbelievable. But this is my favorite in the garden. This is rank. This is this is unor. This is pure amazing. Absolutely amazing. And Golf Travel Center. Thank you yet again for sorting this out these amazing places. Uh Jimmy Bard the champ. Champ up the golf life. Start the mini masters.

Big Ange took the glory in the Irish masters but who is crowned the Portuguese Major champion? Ange, Jimmy and Tubes go head to head at the stunning Old course. This is brilliant.

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37 Comments

  1. I played pine cliffs a couple of weeks ago.. it's got the hardest hole in the Algarve, par 3 210 yrds carry 180 over a ravine..😮

  2. Fair play for putting this out. You could have gone let's redo it tomorrow and we'll fix some things. I like the integrity 😊

  3. What maddens me is the slapdash way Jim puts his clubs in the bag. Does he pay for his clubs? Slams them in and out? Bet his bedroom is a mess 😆

  4. Only ever played 1 long time ago parque da floresta it was amazing back into golf now so would love to get back there

  5. Drinking game . Drink when Ange sulks and don’t stop till he’s stopped sulking . I’m off me chops after hole 5

  6. I can so relate to Tubes and Ange’s golf, one minute playing out of your skin and then capitulate on one hole, so frustrating

  7. You can get some great deals in Spain, but nothing touches Portugal for me. Vilamoura Old, both QDL, Laranjal and both VDL are great. Pinhal is good value for money. But the Old will always be number one. Not been since new club house there etc. Would love to go back soon

  8. Favorite golf course San Lorenzo, went downhill over last few years but I’m hearing it’s all changing there and it’s gonna be very special .

  9. Lads you content is class, 2 suggestions!

    1- can we have a re run of the 4 whole challenge every once in a while!

    And 2 – Start a podcast! My god you lot have the charisma and story's for it, it would be so good!

  10. Played the old course a couple weeks ago and the set up is top class 👌 monte rei is another

  11. I’ve been pulling left as my bad shot for ever and nobody has ever explained my club was ahead of my body which makes complete sense!!! Thanks Bulldog I wish someone had told me 10 years ago. 😂

  12. You simple cannot do a 9 hole major. Faldo has absolutely ruined Tubes with that pitching setup for a piss take. I swear he's telling all his mates he's got Tubes doing this silly setup thinking it helps.

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