One Of Us

by FrozenInSoDak

47 Comments

  1. Federal_Procedure_66

    How drunk was he? Or not enough diet cokes?

  2. No_Cartoonist_2648

    Da boss of dis family told ya ya gonna play Santa Clause… you’re Santa Clause… SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABBOT IT

  3. Impossible_Cycle9460

    No he is not. Any of us shooting at 19 on one hole would not still break 90

  4. He got a 19 on one hole and still scored 88. He ain’t one of us

  5. cyberbro256

    Let’s see. Back 9. Birdy, Par, 19!!!!!!, par par birdy par par par bogie. How the hell did he get a 19?????? I suck I have never gotten more than like, a 9 or 10 on just the most bad luck hole over the years, and never more than 8 for years now. Thats horrific!

  6. birchy98

    He must have gone full Roy McAvoy I guess…?! “Gimme another ball Romes”

    lol! Imagine shooting a 19 on one hole and still carding an 88!!

  7. Large_Bumblebee_9751

    I’d like to imagine he hit 1 OB, then 3 OB, then 5 OB, then 7 OB, then 9 OB, then 11 OB, then 13 OB, then 15 OB, then 17 in the fairway, 18 onto the green, then 19 for eagle on his 8th ball lol

  8. Sorethumbsfifa

    A miracle that he didn’t quit right then and there

  9. naterzr2

    I shot an 89 today and didn’t even have a triple!

  10. k_d_b_83

    I shot a 90 today and that was my best ever round.

    Dude shot a 19 on ONE HOLE and still beat me.

    There’s levels to this shit.

  11. oneStoneKiller

    “Somebody tell him he doesn’t have to hit it from there!”

  12. Still shot an 88, definitely “Not one of us!”

  13. HowDidWeGetHereLast

    This is officially carded as the highest score on a single hole in the PGA.

  14. Practical_Garlic3015

    I need a shot chart for that hole, pls.

  15. They had a hand sanitizer station on hole 12?

  16. BigBubbaChungus

    The 19 on 12 and the 51 coming in are us but very, very few of us are 37 going out.

  17. cuseonly

    I need video. I wanna watch the entire thing

  18. ProperTree9

    At least he didn’t W/D mid-round???  Like he would’ve after he won those majors.

    Baby steps, John, baby steps.  Rough hole.  I wonder what happened?  He go all Roy McAvoy on some water hazard?

  19. That little guy… don’t worry about that little guy

  20. driftingwood2018

    Gets a 19 on a hole and then goes even to finish.

  21. clce1234

    My first ever pro tournament was the Buick Open in 2009 – we got there and walked up behind the green of a par 5 that then lead to the next tee. John was the first group we saw. As he passed through after making a pretty normal 2-putt, I said “let’s go John!” Or something to that effect as he passed by and I reached my hand out for a five from him. He glared and was generally an asshole. Found out later we just watched him two putt for a 10.

  22. AntOk6578

    I made a 9 on a par 5 and shot 88 today… can’t imagine STILL firing off an 88 if I had been 10 strokes worse there 😂😂

  23. popsnmoreyt

    Going +3 on the Par 3s is killing his card. Really needs to get that to +1 or better.

  24. Seranos314

    Shooting a 19 on one hole followed by par, par, birdie sure as hell doesn’t sound like me.

  25. tsmitty0023

    This man went to the driving range on 12 and counted the strokes while shotgunning a 6 pack of tall boys came back and shot par or better in the next 5 holes.

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