Trump wants his golf courses to be US States! #funny #trump #animation #comedy

Trump wants his golf courses to be US States! #funny #trump #animation #comedy

[Music] J D, listen. I’ve got the most tremendous idea. We’re going to make my golf courses official US states, huge states, the best states. Wait, what the [ __ ] You’re serious? Like statehood with senators and [ __ ] Of course I’m serious, JD. Why wouldn’t I be? They’ve got everything. Land, people, golf carts. It’s perfect. People? You mean the caddies and the drunk [ __ ] in polo shirts? That’s your [ __ ] electorate? They’re hardworking Americans, JD. And they love me. They love me more than anyone. Tremendous love. Jesus Christ, Donald. You can’t just slap a state flag on a sand trap and call it democracy. Why not? We’ve done worse. Remember, Puerto Rico? Oh, for [ __ ] sake. This is next level batshit, even for you. Think about it, JD. Trump national state. It’s got a ring to it. Beautiful ring. Yeah, a ring of [ __ ] insanity. You’re going to need a constitutional amendment for this circus act. Amendment from amendment. I’ve got the Supreme Court. They owe me. You’re out of your goddamn mind. But fine, I’ll bite. What’s the [ __ ] plan? Simple. We start with Mara Lago. It’s already a paradise. Then Bedminster. Maybe Scotland if we can swing it. Scotland? You’re going to annex [ __ ] Scotland now? Why not? They love me over there. Tremendous love. They’ll beg for it. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but you might actually be serious.

Trump and his stupid golf courses! Funny Cartoon!