Slowest guy at our muni. Make him famous.



by nodougbutdoug

30 Comments

  1. joshis2vicious

    Don’t let Cantlay see this! He’d take that as a challenge!

  2. He’s a lot faster than he looks, that’s a snapper… he’ll snap a bone as easy as you snapping a twig.

  3. MoreOfAGrower

    At least he doesn’t sandbag his handicap like the pieces of shit I played in my league playoffs

  4. ICantSeeDeadPpl

    Just hit the ball already! Or get to it…

  5. liverdawg

    Think id just stay behind him, he’s been a regular at that course for 150 years.

  6. Academic_Dig_1567

    He’s the emperor in his empire. All hail the great one.

  7. SirCommonSense

    Aimpoint is slowing killing the game of golf

  8. imahawki

    OMG these cute guys love to lick your fingers. It’s so cute. Try it next time.

  9. Pure-Negotiation-900

    Say it to his face… like real close

  10. BigFatModeraterFupa

    Sick of these old boomers taking forever to putt. Stop doing aimpoint on the green and hit the ball old man!

  11. Limpin_Aint_EZ

    Find an NHL Enforcer to throw him in the Lake!

  12. TheRatatat

    That head moves at the speed of light so be careful playing through.

  13. BruinsNguns

    Snapper like to make you think they’re slow lol

  14. Iamcubsman

    I would but my grandma keeps putting her finger in the frame.

  15. Routine_Tradition839

    What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?

    A slowpoke.

    I will be here all week, try the veal.

  16. ChampionCoyote

    My home course has some huge snapping turtles and somehow I always find them when I hit towards, but not quite into the water. So even when it could have been worse, I’m not going anywhere near my ball.

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